Creepy Crafting: Minecraft Horror

This appears at Minecraft’s development team Thomas stone one of the developers of Mojang the famous Enterprise responsible for the video game titles such as Minecraft that has appeared two days ago the police is currently investigating the case although by most of Mojang’s employees opinions is probably quit since he is not known

For talking well about his workplace Thomas stone or tripped goat his username on social media and Minecraft seems to have said things such as Minecraft is a bunch of ideas smash together that forgot the shape they had to take and we are lying to our player about the

Limits of the game and even if I was the main developer I would have made a game they were promised a better game what a piece of [ __ ] I would do no for now is Center support for the Thomas family moyang Studios it’s been days since my uncle Thomas disappeared

It was a more junk developer he worked the Minecraft the no doubt it’s your favorite game no it isn’t you go to play Minecraft on your old computer however something weird happens ah I remember the old Minecraft menu Minecraft server local connection loading world craft chat look I built this when I was

Seven years old uh in 1997. remember back then when people played Minecraft stick and stone might break your bones oh make a lever okay of course I remember that we’re doing is making a great job with the late last wait I gotta put I gotta put Minecraft Moyang is making a great job with the last update I’ll be honest a lot of content for exploration has been added sometimes it feels like nobody on this damn Enterprise is actually aware of the game that we are making it’s Minecraft Minecraft sure everyone likes it when you add

Better caves and better forests but as only half of the name when was the last time crafting an update did it ever have one well as the saying goes if you want something done do it yourself there we go well it actually worked cute the saving icon in the corner

Oh this is very uh liminal space isn’t it oh my God it’s gonna sound so stupid but could you crouch in Minecraft and fit in one hole no you can’t right Develop an algorithm to design items directly from the input of the crafting table now as long as the program creates a result all recipes have an output finally infinite possibilities what they’ve promised the game had until they forgot what the game was uh testing the algorithm to see where the limits are though

Three Wood pieces I don’t know what that’s for to make us a stick and then a pickaxe with that oh I probably need a stick as well improve this experience Thank you And we’re back when Minecraft was a good game shot oh [ __ ] ow foreign like underwater crap X It goes I I does get really lonely in Minecraft at all doesn’t it I think there’s too much potential on these crafting tables infinite items but go unnoticed so I thought I also go or entity creation Yeah no [ __ ] Sherlock I’m playing Minecraft this is a this is the map I made when I was seven years old that animation they had back in the day is really good cute this is a library because I’ve actually read books when I was a kid Better bring a light yeah torch of course Check this place first I think we need a button or something right I remember when you could grab the Torches like this in the early versions of the game and I can have some zombies over there somewhere oh God I think it’s saved I run oh if it attacks run what oh Thank you Can I please remove this thing Up crafting is working correctly result is quite unpredictable however and it seems to behave in more intelligent manner than most entities do the game’s code didn’t Define them as aggressive yet I’m not not been attacked I wonder if an error or simply they don’t attack the Creator foreign Diamond I diamond block wait is there like a special [Applause] ah oh my God Jesus Christ huh okay you go for me game [ __ ] me I’m not soy shot you [ __ ] [ __ ] foreign there right oh it isn’t it [Laughter] This [ __ ] Sweden theme is probably [ __ ] kidding me all right standing of another seat that can’t see me now foreign Left or right you’re good Boy um I’m trying to communicate with it oh god there it is more noise foreign Um Okay how do I mix it thank you Jesus [ __ ] Christ okay that’s good I like this so far I think this is a really good game so far Minecraft I I kind of see why so many people are playing this game like dream and the other ones oh hashtag I don’t like Minecraft streamers but and YouTubers because it’s a 50 chance of pedophiles Like 65 percent Hail table oh that’s why the hashtag symbol all that makes sense Not only said lever I guess this one doesn’t yeah shot you have videos on YouTube you [ __ ] [ __ ] they cuddled me they know I’m their warm embraced they don’t want me to feel alone no I may not they know I made this world with the push of a button looks as

It belongs to me every breath they take every step they make it’s proof that I’m no longer a developer I’m a God [Applause] yeah I would like this well that’s gonna happen right oh God there we go cobblestone stick for a lever okay Foreign Follow the light break its eye thank you it’s gonna have an eye somewhere out game [ __ ] foreign [ __ ] Too easy foreign Horror game clever thing I think this is pretty clever I really like this it did a really good job with this one day I’ll show them I will give Mojang this Minecraft world and they will repent the recession they will see I was right they will see what I can do

With this capable hands but for now the creatures are to meet their maker and the maker is to have some fun what oh oh tripped goat join the game what is it that we’re looking for how did you join who are you no way get a freaking second are you my sister’s kid

I left it on local question mark whatever time for this there are still things left to craft this rule of mine is a craft of mine go on with your day and say nothing you’ve been banned for the server reason you don’t deserve the Behold The Art of The Craft what

No [ __ ] scare behind that window shut the [ __ ] up yeah what a [ __ ] uncle they can jerk off his [ __ ] square penis pretty good I like that it’s cute now trick people into yawning cream set game