Creepypasta: Calamities Collide Minecraft Roleplay (Episode 1: Welcome To Netherbrook)

Are you kidding me you kids have no respect for your elders these days hey turn around when i’m talking to you bumping into me like that will get you locked up i know the police around these parts my father’s the sheriff in fact i’m gonna record you i’m getting my lawyers and

Suing you i hope your ass likes prison listen lady no one is impressed by your shitty ass attitude and your stupid-ass hair color so if i were you i’d walk away that doesn’t scare me your stupid goth look cringy af what are you even wearing i bet i wouldn’t even let my

Boyfriend wear something like that that outfit of yours it looks like it’s missing something let’s put a little red on it Oh my it’s even scary in person which means many more views for me ah what’s up all you awesome subs out there my name is Huh what huh when did i oh no i need an officer at the gate right now we’ve got a civilian i repeat we’ve got a civilian Make sure you guys hit that subscribe button for more awesome and scary videos without further ado let us explore these legendary woods Hey stop oh my god guys did you hear that was it a spirit who knows Don’t go in there kid i’m getting chills guys this is so scary hey Hey Jeez this place is actually creepy should i go back no stay in character okay guys it looks like we’re coming upon a creek of some sort and what is that oh god that’s uh really disturbing i i mean holy guys i found this note and it’s really spooky Hello anyone there must have been my imagination uh okay that was uh definitely not my imagine all right uh i think it’s time to go where where where the is the game hey i’m i’m recording this so you better stop right now man i’m out of prep you look tired maybe you should Go to sleep Now that’s a wrap and cut and that’s how you do it tori just like that oh cool thank you thank you i’ll be here all night but jeff mr sunday told us to be home by noon i was just joking tori that was a joke

But jeff why are you gonna be out in the forest all night never mind that anyways let’s get this one back to the mansion i promise i give ej this one okey dokey artichokey good morning mansion and all who live in it you hoodie oh well don’t you talk about your selfish wanker I mean you’ve already eaten today you fat why do you need another bowl of cereal cause i’m still hungry you banana looking ass good morning jeff good morning hoodie oh hi tori good morning dory Anyways uh where were we again oh yeah i remember you edge lord oh yeah well you too you old navy hoodie wearing will you guys just shut up already it’s snuggies i’ve already tried breaking them up it’s as if nothing will stop them they’re very hell-bent on each other well

There is one guy who can I’m not sure if i’ve made myself clear about this before but if the both of you don’t shut your mortal mouths right now i’ll make the both of you feed the rake for two weeks Uh not the rake man i’d rather have those damn exercises used to make us do do not tempt me chef yeah well i’m so hurt from how hard you hit it fine whatever take the damn cereal navy i’m not very hungry now seriously hoodie after all that yes

Plus i’m going to defeat the rake that thing’s vicious he’s not wrong that thing would rip any of us to shreds if slendy didn’t have it under damn control At least we can agree on that face so i guess this means the fight is over yay no more fighting let’s celebrate with some homemade breakfast on me [Applause] I guess it’s about time i went grocery shopping again i’m gonna go ask jeff if he wants to come Hey jeff you want to come with me to the store uh yeah sure what store are we going to the store yeah i know we’re going to the store but which one is it the story jeff tory i know we’re going to the damn store but what’s the name of the store

Jeff it’s called the store so you mean to tell me that the store we’re going to is called the store yep hell now i gotta see this tori i’m telling you right now there is no way here it is art are you me i i go down this way all the time and i’ve never seen this this has always been here yeppers so you mean to tell me

That a company out there who probably pumped millions of dollars into this place decided to settle on the name the store well i stand corrected i guess we really are going to the store let’s go Man this place is actually pretty nice Here’s what we need jeff we need some bread some lunch meat cheese eggs more alcohol No bad jeff mr stundy told me not to get you any more alcohol come on for real yep mr sunday told me so yeah okay i guess i already had enough anyways curse you slendy Weirdo All right that marks that off the list on to the next Oh my god i’m so sorry uh oh it’s all right accidents happen Here let me get that for you Oh thank you you’re so nice have a good day mister you too What a nice guy This food is really good tori yeah good work tori this is really good thank you victoria for all that you have done for us thank you mr slendy thank you everyone Is something wrong slender i felt something What do you mean mr thunder it’s as if something entered the forest not a person no but something else don’t worry i’ll take care of this no brian i’ve already taken it down you should be safe now after all it wasn’t a living being all right if you say so boss

This is kind of awkward somebody say something Ow what the hell ben castle jeez you’re still on about that man up any boy hey no fighting you two yeah it’s a little late for that you think everyone quiet down Someone went through the gate another victim huh jeff then take care of them victoria tag along with them they might need some support okay mr sunday two kills within the span of two days where’s my lottery ticket i’m on a roll hey you stole that from zombies never mind that

Let’s go shed some blood Jeez man this place is really creepy Hey there it is Ha another amateur how should we handle this thing oh i’ve got an idea and i’m gonna need the both of you for this one yay i get to help don’t worry penny i’ll be out jake you’re there jake do you read me What the what the oh no you look lost pal you look lost and scared maybe you should go Get the drone ben No no no please Hey i remember you huh what are you doing here mister oh i just wanted to get my drone back that’s all so you don’t want to hurt us no no no i would never hurt you i just need to find the exit that’s all oh i can take you to it follow me There it is I don’t understand why are you Jake oh thank god damn it he got away shame well at least i got the drone that thing’s corrupted from the inside drama prayer they ain’t getting anything out of that yeah slendy is not gonna be happy with us though don’t worry jeff i’ll talk to mr sundy

Thanks god i’m hurting i’m going to remember that bastard that’s what you get from my walking shut up ben let’s just get back to the mansion come on benny boy let’s get a move on all right i’m coming ugly ass you