Curse of Pharaoh – Minecraft Farlands Adventure

Hello ladies and gentlemen my name is Kurt and welcome to Minecraft this is ooh a custom map I figured while I’m trying to figure out what the hell went wrong with my far lands or bust map as you may remember from the previous episode I would take a crack at my first

Custom map an adventure map this is called Pharaoh’s curse it may look and sound familiar because the Yogscast simon and Lewis attempted to take on this map and a couple weeks ago I believe they failed miserably when the entire I guess pyramid completely blew up it’s really hilarious you should go

Check out that video but I downloaded it it’s available from the Yogscast forums i’ll give you a link in the video description but i figured you know what I’ve never done an adventure map sounds interesting so I’ll give it a go and record it and hopefully it’s mildly

Entertaining for all of you so apparently this is right where I just started I just loaded the map apparently I’m hanging out in a tent in Egypt there’s a giant statue and I must read note 1 uh hold on a second I I need to

Open these notes ok uh why don’t I just open them all up here so I don’t have to waste your time there ah no one oh there we go and i suppose i will read it aloud note one you pick up a book that looks as if it has been recently read torture

Of a lower master colon i tortured one of my more secretive loremasters today to discover the secret to opening the gateway between our world and the afterlife he insisted that he only knew the materials necessary to make the Holy archway and not the portal itself that was very vague okay um there’s some

Chests here apparently collecting gold means you get extra points is that what that means I don’t know um when we got over your torches and some wood sure might come in handy some more wood and torches is this this might be meant for like two players but screw it I’m going

To take all the loot let’s see okay I guess I got to read all rules I guess no breaking blocks apart from clay or leaves unless told to know placing blocks unless told to collect gold because that’s your final score you can set fire to wool which I know is

Actually kind of nerf since it’s been 1.6 but I’ll give it a sweatshirt and you are also able to craft items have fun I will giant statue of nondescript Egyptian asst let’s see you have been hired by Pharaoh I cease to investigate terrible curse you’re missing a word

There which has been laid upon the land of Egypt having set up camp outside the source of the curse it appears to be the Pyramid of Pharaoh Obus wait I’m hired by Pharaoh i sees but Pharaoh horo bus is castle or not Castle pyramid is messing things up you decide to venture

Inside to discover the source of the curse but be warned it straps on many so I’m apparently the 11th doctor I’ve traveled back in time to ancient Egypt for some reason Pharaoh’s are hiring people to investigate curses even though generally it’s the Pharaohs that caused the curses but whatever the pyramid

Appears to have been placed under a form of quarantine to keep the evil within oh do not enter ok game over see it ok this is clay which I can break apparently so I would break the clay first I don’t need the clay I don’t think but open music one ok there’s a

Text file called music one do I have to sing oh they want me to open like YouTube videos i’m not gonna be doing that screw it nuts to that ok I’ve already kind of seen this part with the the Yogscast video so I’ll just kind of

Run through it here I know I think remember you gotta go down Oh bedrock but I go down here i am playing on normal difficulty so evil things might spawn Oh yonk torches and pork chops I suppose I should keep that they’re good oh and

Another box oh okay now I sort of kind of remember I need to make a flint and steel I set a flint and steel suppose I can take these no wool around here is there oh oh I got it um I believe yes see it’s kind of stunted simply because

Notch slow down the rate at which fire burns so well dope careful okay well I guess I don’t have to wait for the rest of this but come on how magical what we got going on over here blue stuff oh it appears an avalanche an avalanche and avalanche of sand has blocked this

Tunnel off maybe there is another way ? read note too ah let me read note 2 ah they’re called book oh wait a minute I’ve there’s all these text files I’ve been reading book 1 oh well we missed note 1 but where’s note 1 no 2 okay well

Note 1 basically just repeats what was on that those wooden messages out there but so anyway note 2 i’m doing this correctly now note 2 says this message appears to be written upon a burnt piece of paper if a grave robber tries to get into the Pharaoh horrible get wit get to

The Pharaoh Obus this way they’re in for a nasty so the rest of the note has burnt away my voices keep changing depending on what I’m reading and they are not consistent okay maybe I should craft myself some weaponry I don’t know just an idea oh

this is all of this is all stuff up here yes I’m assuming this would have been more dramatic before the fire was stunted but we’ll have to deal with it come on away oh dr. Otto waiting for wool to burn okay Oh pressure plates and creeper dust for some reason easy Oh

Easy oh that’s odd oh I suppose creepers probably walked on this and then got killed by the arrows that’s kind of cool which means there are creepers afoot so I got to be careful you know what I am going to make a workbench and make a sword just because it said you’re

Allowed to craft items so that’s what I’m going to do achievement get and just like in the Far Lands expedition I’m taking the crafting bench with me oh what’s this a secret yep secret aha as lara croft would say old video game references this is an updated

Map from when simon and Lewis played it because this was the point where they walked forward and a creeper jumped and exploded them and then set off a chain reaction that ended up detonating the entire castle our can’t why we could call a castle it’s a pyramid so that

Warning makes sense that was a waste of a torch what I’m doing k easy what’s going on here absolutely nothing easy oh whoa okay and three red stone which again something else I’m not terribly adept at is using redstone come on so I have to connect these no oh that’s

Weird oh I can just walk through that okay no creepers there’s actually plenty of light in here so I don’t see why creepers was born Pharaoh hora bus house must be his sarcophagus it sarcophagus bones I will take his gold and be cursed forever a golden helmet golden ho all

Right there’s a couple ways to go here read note 3 and note 3 Kurt means not book 3 note 3 nope free from a grave robber I managed to get this far into the pyramid I have lot well I have my loot but I can’t escape because of this

Tedious jumping challenge and I hear monstrous getting closer ! oh so these are his bones this guy had a lot of bones Yoink seven gold okay there’s no hidden stuff ooh this jumping puzzle my spacebar is broken and i could not complete it oh oh like a boss watch your

Head why what’s up there oh what oh well my bones might be ending up in oh okay huh never really done any of the jumping puzzles in Minecraft whoa okay oh okay success and more wool let me just jump to the chase oh I don’t know why the sand is catching

On fire wha I’m assuming that was supposed to happen really fast and then sand was supposed to fall on you but just imagine for dramatic effect who does it chest up there huh oh that might have been kind of cheating but I did it I just jumped and then clicked on the

Chest oh I think I just heard a skeleton Yoink Yoink oh I suppose if you’re doing these adventure maps in multiplayer the advantage of that is if one of you dies the other one could just teleport it’s just so lies like I save if I die I’m

Pretty much screwed and have to start from the beginning a maze of sand stands sand stands between you and escape escape from what what do I need to escape turning up the volume just in case what oh I do hear a skellington go low not tab I’ll

Ow oh gosh Yoink and yonk oh ye oh here zombie those are easier to deal with I guess oh how about it whoa zombie haze over there somewhere Oh what we got two going on down here ladder ooh and a chest Oh was this the one already oh I

Guess not thought this was the 1i already looted I don’t need that I don’t know why I have a whole on me not another one oh there he is uh why don’t you come over here oh oh there’s like two of them okay okay oh gee gee ha ha

Take that take it I should conserve my torches we got 15 14 well well I shouldn’t conserve them to the point where I’m blind okay I think I made it what’s this i wish one of the things in Minecraft I wish while you were holding a torch it like illuminated

Around you that would be kind of helpful for these sort of the situations but anyway we have a Pharaoh’s curse to do something about who an apple I’ve actually i don’t think i’ve ever had an apple to apples actually happen naturally in the Minecraft world you feel tired and need some rest okay

Goodnight uh oh oh read note for oh I think I might need to use this TNT note for on a blood-stained paper I can hear the monsters getting closer perhaps this last block of TNT get to get me out of here you may want to run hastily deck

Down ladder after the ignition of the TNT okay um Ron hastily hastily how I was not hastily enough how much does an apple give you well not that much Oh what okay um sure what what oh what Oh creeper town oh not cool I see they’re

All outside oh oh do I need to make my grand escape um ok minecart I’ve never really used mine carts either I apparently blue one of the rails up as well I’ll take two just in case ooh I don’t really need that hey wait we whoa Nelly it’s a jump

Do a barrel roll yeah whoa oh my god what the heck whoa okay I’m just gonna get this out just in case oh I heard creepers oh I see he replaced the watch my kaulitz with actual booster tracks that’s good whoa no ow my spleen oh you’re in another track situation but

Wait is there hidden crap around here I always check for hidden crap I guess not Oh creepy noises uh forces dead oh well that didn’t work um we put your hands up oh hey it’s the feral with fancy Oh interesting it’s like a creepy oh god

What the very disco feral we got going on here all right gonna vomit who blow Oh interesting okay and a bunch of boats assuming I’m not really going to need the minecarts or signs or glow stone or clay I’ll take a couple boats just in case I don’t need sandstone or the

Gunpowder looks good this ancient passage is filled with water and appears to be a canal there is a crate of boats but apparently they’re old they are likely fragile dot dot whoa um okay so I need to use the boat or can I did you

Set up your boat and get ready for some fun okay should i do it up here or I’ll do it down here um where’s my boat did you do you do a boat oh ok I do need to set it up topper here little R any sense Oh already

Doesn’t matter which way I go guess not let’s try that again but oh ah before we do this episode is pretty dang long so I’m gonna have to pause it and we will return on our adventure where we will drive our boat or ride wherever this is

Going to take us um and hopefully continue this adventure of the Pharaohs Gus so let me know what you think of the comments like subscribe if you haven’t already of course and we will continue with this adventure map at a future date my name is Kurt thanks for watching I

Will see you next time