Cursed food that Minecraft deleted…

Oh oh guys i don’t feel so well we’ve been making up some bad food in minecraft these are the worst recipes i could come up with i uh scoured the entire internet as well as my own brain in order to find these disgusting recipes in minecraft and trust me

They’re no good but before we dive in that thing about the youtube algorithm you guys get it stats on screen ah subscribe button looks like that oh like button looks like just like that that’s how it all looks all right guys so i uh had this mission in mind my mission was

Come up with the most cursed foods i could come up with in minecraft and i think we accomplished it but i wanted to start out with something that was a little spectacular you might say i uh scoured to see uh some inspiration see what i might be able to grab and uh

I found this uh chair in phoenix sc’s subreddit this is from a year ago the idea was a kfc bucket chicken is always tasty uh that’s what happens when you have chicken so i did the honor and went ahead and just added the recipe to minecraft to see what we might

Get from a kfc bucket itself and of course in order to craft a kfc bucket i grabbed the two items that looked the most like kfc not the most like chicken because if you’ve got tnt in your chicken oh boy oh boy you’re gonna be it’s not gonna be

A very happy afternoon or evening or morning or maybe not even a happy week without poisoning i could be oh that could be dangerous so let’s avoid that we got our crafting table here we’re gonna toss a bucket there and then we’re gonna toss in boom kfc bucket galore now that

Does look a lot like the kfc bucket itself i don’t know if it’s that one or this one that looks more accurate but the magic comes in the kfc bucket itself this is a massive chain and we have to do it justice of course even though we used an iron

Bucket in order to craft this kfc bucket we’ve made it utterly useless for the typical minecraft stuff like you couldn’t store a whole load of water inside of a kfc bucket that would just never work i mean seriously soggy chicken not a chance even if we try right now

You can see yep it just it just doesn’t work i don’t know if you can hear that but that’s me trying to pick up water as hard as i can however we can use the kfc bucket to float across the water i’m just okay i’m just kidding guys of course can’t do

That is there i okay but i do need to find some chicken i got a kfc bucket no chicken is there gonna be some chicken here somewhere ah yes the chicken if we do find some chicken all we gotta do is go up to the chicken and we’re gonna just shove him inside

This is called corporate production right here remove all of the healthy stuff for the world like the grass the stuff that produces oxygen find yourself a chicken and just click the chicken and we fill our bucket up and we get a kfc chicken bucket kentucky fried chicken that is and now

Anytime we need we can just slurp down our kfc bucket full of chicken and we get our bucket back and we can find another chicken anywhere that we want and just fill it back up like the streamline automation that is the drive-thru at kfc anytime we need to have chicken we got

It there’s only one problem with a kfc bucket though i mean aside from needing to have a chicken nearby and that is kind of a layer on top of not having any chickens if you have say a pig for example the one thing kfc hates is everything

Except chicken you ever try to order some pork loin from kfc or a steak it doesn’t work out you got to go to a nice restaurant in order to get a steak and just like kfc if we try to use the kfc bucket on anything other than the chicken just instantly explode

And chat actually reads reads kfc don’t serve that what about a cow the official test is here we’re gonna test if kfc serves steak let’s find out three two up there we go we do get the raw beef though still which is mighty interesting on top of the kfc bucket though that

Only loves chicken and nothing else you know to be honest highly discriminatory we can also craft ourselves an apple but instead of using gold ingots or the basics folks the basics instead of doing all that shenanigans we’re just gonna go and pick up some of that dirt that we got from exploding

Pigs and cows and we’re gonna just surround our apple and we’re gonna craft ourselves a dirt apple now do not let this thing deceive you i mean it low-key kind of looks like a caramel apple caramel apples dirt apple but if we munch down the dirt apple we get something

Interesting different we can take it down and instead of getting gold hard we get dirt hearts and i’m pretty sure these things are just about as good as regular gold hearts they’re like equally magnificent equally usable they’re just dirt because if you have the ability to digest dirt then

You’re gonna go far in the world you could survive longer than anybody else could survive i mean would you just think about that well all of us are struggling for supplies all you gotta do is stick your face in some dirt You’ll be able to eat all the dirt you need it let’s say we want to take those apples to the next level though better than a dirt apple and even better than an enchanted golden apple the most cursed apple is what i was looking at when we tried

To figure out exactly how far we could push this thing and trust me folks we pushed it to the limit the first thing that we got to do is put all of our apples right there in the center then grab our golden ingots make ourselves a golden apple oh delicious

Pull that down do the same thing one more time really fast juicy now we’re gonna drop those golden apples in there and we’re going to surround them with netherright ingots and we get ourselves the golden netherride apple okay buddy you want to fight watch yourself another nether writing it’s oh

Watch yourself these netherride golden apples they are insane they are absolutely crazy munch this thing down watch this boom full netherright armor as soon as you crush this thing and it also gives you absorption as usual all the juice you could ever ask for it’s like going to one of those

Refreshing juice bars out in the bahamas the most fresh juice you could ever ask for but for real this is this is actually no joke we had absolutely nothing other than some apples but if we managed to get our hands on one of the golden netherite apples

We’re going to be a wooden sword wielding holy nether right equipped man of fury nothing stands a chance against us the only small problem with this delicious secret cursed apple is that uh your netherright armor is only going to last for one minute so we ate our second apple and we’ve got 30

Seconds left on that and you can see exactly what happens when this time runs down to zero minecraft essentially just sucks our armor right out from underneath us and we are left stranded completely nude so is it now but you use it in a time of danger but like don’t just use

It casually because you’re gonna waste it watch this boom but no cursed crafting video recipes instructional walkthroughs are complete without having something you know some vegan options you can’t have a restaurant if you don’t have vegan you gotta have carnivore you gotta have keto you gotta have vegetarian you

Gotta have all the options so i came to the the ocean here so i could gather the recipes for these vegan options first thing we gotta do is we gotta squeeze the milk out of the kelp and so we’re gonna put the bucket down below and we’re gonna surround this bad boy

With some kelp and let it all sink down into that bucket oh condensed kelp milk does this not sound like the worst tasting milk you could ever buy if you saw this at the grocery store not a single chance you would pick it up so we’re gonna do

Some surgery on that we gotta change it up we gotta make it a little tastier so what we’re gonna do just like big pharmacy does we’re gonna just we’re gonna just drop some white dye in it and change that green color to a white color and we’re gonna craft ourselves

Vegan milk this is milk for your bones get one more of these packed in there boom drop it in there boom drop the white dye in there boom grab it down vegan milk we’ve got ourselves vegan milks big gains and then that’s not it i know it sounds like we could probably just

Sip this down because milk is good for your bones but you guys saw the process this is not milk this is kelp but we’re gonna turn this milk i think this is how it works in real life this may not be how it works but definitely is how we made it work in

Minecraft we’re gonna boom one right there one right there craft ourselves some delicious tofu and tofu becomes the strongest food ever in minecraft munch this bad boy down and we instantly get ourselves strength and haste where we can now run any mob we want instantly broken any block we want everything

In the entire world doesn’t stand a chance when we’ve had our tofu boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom stone boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom boom we can venture off wherever we want because we have the unlimited power of tofu vegan tofu i think tofu is always vegan

Actually in our bones and nothing stands a chance against us hey which by which i got 46 seconds left and one creeper around that corner hello my friend have you ever heard of a vegan this vegan stuff is nice cursed but nice i might have to give it a try for myself

So i crafted the tofu and i was feeling uh slightly inspired by the tofu you might say something inside me started bubbling up and i figured we don’t necessarily need a vegan option we could just have a healthy option something that might be a little bit better than kfc

As far as for your bones and stuff it might not be as tasty and so i decided what’s the best way for us to craft some sushi obviously we got some sea grass here toss it in side by side we get ourselves sei wade we can put

Our seaweed with our raw salmon and we get ourselves our sushi roll i think we got ourselves a full sushi oh no we had our sushi out in the open too long now the only bad thing about sushi as you can see because i took forever making a sushi roll it’s a challenging

Process if we hold odd to our sushi for too long the sushi actually goes bad because it’s out in the open for too long this one now is bad sushi so let’s put that off to the side and avoid that for now because you do not want to eat fish

That’s gone bad that’s a horrible horrible horrible idea as long as we eat our sushi straight away though it works just like a golden apple would work except we have to keep eating it because if we hold it in our hand get it back in the fridge put it back in

My hand oh and if we eat bad sushi if we eat sushi that’s been ruined this is not the good sushi that we just crafted the horrible sushi we can still munch it down because you can’t eat toxic fish munch it down i hate to see this happen

But this is a warning to all you out there that like eating food that’s expired don’t ever do it because this is exactly what there’s no stopping it you eat expired fish you get new and with that horrible fish experience i decided it’s better that we move back to a uh meteor option

And make minecraft steak just a tad more realistic and so in this world i’ve changed the steak so that we can choose the style of cook that we want on it what are you dude seriously oh you’re gonna burn me huh you’re gonna burn me inside the furnace

We can take a piece of raw beef plop it in there just like that and we can cook it up now this isn’t too long on the grill it’s just one cycle it’s like i don’t know what is that a minute and a half each side and guess

What we get a minute and a half each side medium rare steak slightly pink in the center this stuff utterly delicious let’s toss down one of those boom so juicy however if we take a piece of beef and we cook it not one side but we throw it in there

For another cycle that’s like what is that three minutes on the grill each side four minutes on the grill each side to get ourselves our medium steak now i don’t know about you guys but a medium steak not exactly the good stuff that you really want

It isn’t quite as tasty as you would hope it can be a little questionable try and munch down a medium steak and it instantly starts poisoning us but because our testing isn’t quite over yet the raw beef in there for not one not two but three cycles this is a steak that you’ve

Forgotten about this is a steak that you accidentally left on the grill 10 minutes too long and you burnt it all the way through and you’ve got yourself a well done steak this is what my dad orders the toughest way to cook a steak possible in my dad every single time

This is his preference we’re gonna find out just how my dad feels after he takes down a well-done steak bunch it down oh we dropped what in the world came out of our behind oh my gosh this must be why my dad spends so much

Time on the toilet after we go out for steak what is this toxic waste no get out of here i don’t want you stay away from me nasty i just i just touched the toxic waste i touched the steak waste that’s disgusting i gotta go wash my hands guys

Leave the toxic waste behind us leave it far behind us we finally made it away i washed my hands totally clean totally fresh ah there might be a little bit more on there we can’t end on the toxic waste we need to get something that’s cursed but also

A good solid note to end on so we added the mr beast burger to minecraft and we gave it some pretty intense effects this stuff is delicious tasty tasty tasty tasty treats but we’ve got to get some recipes first because this stuff doesn’t happen without labor

People are in the kitchen cooking it up lifting right day in and day out because the orders must be fulfilled and the way that it happens is potatoes boom fries we’re going to beat our steak to a pulp iron ingot and one steak beat it down

With that iron ingot and get ourselves a beef patty And the last thing we need for this burger fries bacon toss that in there bacon strips and to craft our mr beast burger one bun on top one bun below one beef patty right there in the center toss our fries over there and toss our bacon over there in the center oh

Boy does that look delicious low-key i’m kind of hungry and that not right now and i probably take a bite of that mr b’s burger now please be careful when handling the mr beast burger because mr b’s burger has some mr beast-like effects that will change your life forever or more accurately speaking

Are there effects they’re gonna change somebody else’s life you’ll see what i’m saying in a second munch this burger down as soon as we munch it down we get every single effect we could possibly get in the entire game oh my gosh on top of that we can change any block

In the game that we want to diamond ore as much as we could just go all over and just change everything to diamond or now the only problem it’s i mean it’s not a problem it’s actually a really good thing when we mine down the diamond door we don’t get diamonds because

We donate to charity instead so we don’t actually get the diamonds there but we could just get them all mined down and donate them to charity left and right and left and right and left and right and left and right we could donate block after block after block after block all

To charity even after we lose all of our effects we still have mr beast in our veins because we haven’t plopped out the waist yet obviously clean area we can go on and spend the rest of our days donating all the diamonds available all to charity i’m gonna try

And catch up to mr beast which is gonna take a long time