Cursed Minecraft Animations – Diamondbolt

I love minecraft This looks like a whole sometime it just starts immediately this is cute like this this isn’t gonna go horribly wrong no like a video can you imagine you’re watching like your favorite show or movie and then this just keeps happening infinity war and thanos just like stopped the middle of the movie

You’re just you’re just watching spider-verse and like during that big emotional scene near the end it just like a little minecraft spider comes down and tells you to subscribe let’s see a dragon ball fight right now this is like dragon ball super too oh my god oh Holy [ __ ] no what the [ __ ] i’m really confused touching his penis we’ve just jumped in like halfway through the anime is this this sad introspective film about a dying man i hope you’re ready it’s the game that goes on me uniting mutilated bodies oh it’s just like a minecraft car Whoa yo is this the mortal kombat movie mortal kombat do you see looking good is this ruby except with good animation this is kino [ __ ] guys i’m just gonna open my easter egg while we watch don’t stop it we have to prevent you from eating food stop it no stop no i’m eating Yeah though smash girl kind of fine though i’m so confused why is that zombie’s eyes so huge he’s shocked he’s just shot dude oh yeah her arm for some reason phases in and out of reality he’s invisible yeah um what the hell’s going on the third thing what is that i actually

Suggested that video and even sent me the thumbnail in advanced features oh my god holy [ __ ] oh my god [Applause] hold on a minute that thing in mix is the thumbnail of this video yeah what this has nothing to do yeah it is it is where’s where’s the

Girl with the where’s the big boob where’s the minecraft bubba i find all of this a bit too straightforward i’m gonna be honest oh get him oh my gosh he came in with the clutch is this meant to be funny is this like a shonen anime what Oh that’s so gross i’m gonna throw up snuffles what how does this make you feel i’m gonna come at a crime this is like all of my least favorite things in one video oh my god the pig i’m gonna subscribe oh my god oh my god oh my god

No no no no no no no no no no no yes i did it i’m proud of you anyway [ __ ] you this video was holding people hostage No it’s literally the jolly test whip crack noise everyone’s shush i want to see how many times they do the whoop sound in like five seconds Oh my god oh [ __ ] stopped i don’t i don’t play among us do i have to have played that to understand what’s going on i i stopped paying attention i’m playing decepticons ds but can we land play oh no look how is why are they hitting png

He’s dead that’s the end of the story sad but very touching story monster school repair brian okay if i click on this video and i don’t actually get to see minecraft boobs i’m going to be so mad are you willing to get demonetized from minecraft boobs These are not boobs where are my boobs yes oh my god this is sad but very touching what the [ __ ] what the hell is that is that a dog it just looks like he took a massive [ __ ] this is so [ __ ] i just feel unclean right now i do what the [ __ ]

Oh okay we’re just gonna kill him is he gonna die oh my god this power this power i want to skip to the end and see what happens what [ __ ] edwards this is i will say this is sad shut up girl adam you got 24 million views on this maybe you should switch

Your style of content what it’s me that is actually creepy i’m walking away what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened wait wait we’ve missed something oh there we go this is the story of steve how became her brian and how he started to control his family that is kind of actually

Creepy there’s just something about the minecraft it’s very touching creepy but very touching just like my gym coach That one’s not saying that one’s going out it’s been less than 20 minutes and we’re losing our lives cycle of violence continues that was very sad but also very tough very very hot i like how these titles tell me absolutely nothing about what the video is about i was gone

For like 20 seconds what the [ __ ] is happening devil may cry 10. i’m gonna ban you from this server why hold on this is the admin right can you just like alt server application and then it just ends no he enjoys the challenge he enjoys the

Thrill oh my god stop posting memes in general i’m gonna Better animation than dragon ball super shut up you know i’m right i’m like 95 sure minecraft admins can’t do that yeah i think that’s what happens in madness yo universe survival saga crazy Why does the sun have the peak [Applause] payday 7. literally live This is actually great what are you talking about you can almost say it’s sad and very touchy no it’s the opposite of sag and very it’s epic and very okay genuinely but if you like adapted this as a live action batman movie like chocolate shop this would actually be pretty cool

When you turn up dark wings i am going to rock the bank skyfall oh [ __ ] i hate so much how much this reminds me of killabee oh my wait wait is that that’s the [ __ ] guy that killed the kid oh god i just want to say they do actually just

Reuse different skins no shut up this way shut up let the sky fall arch enemy spectre yes my favorite character is casino royale i can’t wait for the post chris of this to have daniel craig randomly peter no it’s not even minecraft daniel craig it’s actually daniel craig he’s

Like hello welcome to this very cool minecraft ladies and gentlemen oh my god wait murderer alligator is about to appear guys oh my god is this the end of that gamer oh my god they looked up his skin oh no skyfall isn’t a superhero name it’s his actual name oh

It’s his legal name what the [ __ ] oh my god oh [ __ ] this is amazing I can’t believe his bed turn into a metal gear very sad story but is it touching find out why is that bush so like hyper realistic gender nintendo hire this man They just met it’s evangel over again creeper the bum actually does have this yeah proportions oh [ __ ] oh my god oh my god oh my god it’s so bad oh my god oh my god okay i must say i’ve really appreciated the consistent theme of child abuse and all of these

I want them both to win but then i want it to become daylight so the zombie burst into flames oh oh that’s really dark they’re all equals now oh that’s the end of the video oh okay that’s such a sad ending when there’s a smiley face in the

Corner oh my god how many times has this happened god let’s see hell no no no no please please no no no don’t make experiments on me he’s tripping balls bro imagine walking into him filming this oh what is this for like five hours filming all the minecraft scenes like it

I’m not saying it’s not impressive but it’s also slightly bizarre you [ __ ] help me how can i become small these sheep are my brain cells oh okay i also really wanted you to all see the thumbnail of this video weird things that’s the thumbnail that appeared on discord no but this is

The thumbnail i got on youtube i want naked minecraft chicks bro i’ve been lied to let’s eat some cookies yeah oh my god i feel like i’m literally eating cookies right now he’s playing superman 664. dang it why do you have to be so cool jenny is that professor oak

I’m enjoying this oh he could do it he can do it oh my gosh oh my gosh there you go oh my gosh imagine some guy [ __ ] comes up to your class and just goes come on oh my oh [ __ ] One it’s one oh no i’ve got a bad feeling about this should i tell my story now yeah hell yeah in 2012 2013 i made a lot of minecraft animations and this is one of them this is gordon freeman finds love um and i’m not entirely sure what’s going on

He was like i’m gonna hug the zombie zombie and then the zombie ate him yeah i don’t think that’s what happened this is nervous zombie so the zombie has seen his his dead friend and he sad and touching what’s happening i feel like some like epic just mog music over there

So you know what this means right what this means is that only one percent of you are subscribed where is my annoying orange value pack hold on okay hold on i’m gonna do this now on video what the hell is it i cannot believe they are still sold out

There’s a new bundle and it’s everybody orange and it’s sold out i love that orange adds like 30 values passion fruit is my favorite because she looks [ __ ] good all right time for like 50 plugs in a row follow me on my twitter my play guilty gear otherwise i’ll break

Your kneecaps pretty much everyone else says follow me on twitter i complain a lot mostly about transformers because it’s [ __ ] hello i joined for 10 seconds follow me though thanks my name is my name is daniel you can follow me on let’s say help me get to 500 fellas this was pretty

Traumatizing but one place that’s not traumatizing is youtube.com all right uh hey uh verbally you should uh send me a friend request also follow me on twitter at nevi and play guilty gear i’ll break your arm yeah it’s you yes you are eating have you finished eating go watch tron legacy

From 2010 great from hi i’m my favorite musician kanye west and i believe you should follow me on twitter which is probably in the description below and uh obligatory watch gundam i guess i hope you enjoyed my minecraft animations no um i hope you uh they were [ __ ] paper plane on

Youtube.com okay now my turn [ __ ] god hello that you weren’t expecting a pro box segment i swear to god if i get any more mail from undertale characters hello my name is xander i’m 13 years old and from portland oregon i hope you’re doing well in these very interesting

Times i know i’m doing well because i’m at a house for most of the day are you a fan of zombie movies or shows if you are that i recommend both of the zombieland movies and amc’s the walking dead i never used to be but i’ve started

Getting into it lately because i watched a train to busan and that was like so good that i’m like well i have to like zombies now i have seen zombieland and i wasn’t a fan of it to be honest all i know is that i just find zombies absolutely terrifying what marvel movies

Have you seen and how many of them literally all of them if you had a superpower what would it be i think seriously i would want probably like teleportation or something because i am always late it just seems like the most practical superpower if you ask me i

Mean you could say like super speed but that like would require cardio so what do you think of stop-motion animation in general well i’ve talked about this on length on the channel before but i think it’s like absolutely incredible well i mean all animation is is ridiculously

Cool but stop motion probably one of the few that i actually like understand how it gets made so like imagining how people go to that effort fanart do you like my sword sure dear diamondbolt this letter will probably be received 69 years after i send it my name is jack

Haynes and i’m a huge fan of your videos my favorite video you’ve made is the feeling of nostalgia this one was also sent in february so honestly killing it right now now i would like to ask you some questions are you excited for godzilla vs cog well now that it’s

Finally come out and i’ve finally seen it i was excited for it and then i saw the movie will you ever do a video on the 2014 live action team nt film i kind of wanted to do one on the 90s one but i’m not too sure have you got the ps5

Yet the ps5 isn’t real everyone knows that are you a star wars fan and have you seen the mandalorian i would consider myself a casual star wars fan who never wants to interact with the fandom ever but i really really like the mandalorian so there’s that what are

Your thoughts on seasons two three and four of the ben 10 reboot dude i’m not watching any more than like five episodes of that have you seen gravity falls yes i adore it and finally what are your thoughts on the baccagon reboot toy line hey i’m just happy back again’s

Back greetings diamondbolt yours is easily one of the best channels i’ve found on the platform your sense of humor suits me perfectly and your somewhat erratic upload schedule means your videos always come as a welcome surprise and the time you put into them shows how high quality they are my

Suggestion is you make another flash games video no as i’ve been playing some excellent examples of what the flash game engine can produce and the fact that i have not heard of these games mentioned by anyone in my opinion is a crime to be honest i

Think i kind of got out everything i wanted to with the flash gaze videos i mean if maybe one day i’ll make another one but like i’m not particularly keen on it to be honest i wrote this as quick as i could to maximize my chances of you

Reading this before flash is shut down oh yeah and i guess there’s that too now and he’s even written in here all of the flash games you wanted me to cover which is really cool and quite frankly i’ve never heard of any of them so obviously you weren’t kidding and with that you

Have reached the end even if you decide not to make a video i hope these games can give you a good time love what you do please don’t stop hey just because flash is gone doesn’t mean i can’t still play them so i might check them out

Thank you for the recommendation i would make some cool fan art but seeing as i’m not an artist here are some hastily drawn assorted aquatic creatures oh these are cool i mean i [ __ ] hate eels but i can appreciate good art when i see it thanks for that man and yeah

Once i kind of do like two or three of the same thing i kind of get a bit repetitive but i won’t say never hey diamondbolt i’m writing this letter just to wish you a merry christmas and do thank you for always finding a way to

Make me laugh i’ve been watching you for only a year so i’m not a long time fan but i’ve seen a lot of your old and new videos my favorite video is probably the cat in the hat which is also my least favorite at the same time yeah sorry for

The bad spelling handwriting i have the literary of a three-year-old once again i must remind my viewers that please don’t judge your own handwriting until you’ve seen mine because you would think a monkey did it a monkey without hands dear diamondbolt i may be dead when this

Arrives to you but i want to say thanks for all the great videos you put out ever since i saw you ruined forever on sonic which you would most likely regret at this point i’m currently working on a sonico 6 play through on my channel and i hope you and

George managed to work out the challenge of putting together a pc play through oh my god i want to do that so bad before i end this letter i have some questions for you plus some button spanish’s game requests will you review a dc movie live-action or animated maybe like a

Really old one from i don’t know [ __ ] catwoman or something instead of pirate and mithra who would you have wanted to see in the smash reveal zoom guy probably i know that’s a very western response but he would have been cool i know that i’m a super big fan of him but

I think crash would fit in really well hey thanks for that man hopefully that sonico 6 play through is coming soon if you want to send me fan mail for me to take a comedically exaggerated amount of time to open it then please send it to

This address right here i had a thought the other day that if i ever change that po box every single one of these videos with that address is going to be worthless so hey if you’re watching this 10 years in the future i probably change that address now [Applause] you