Cursed Minecraft Buildings at 3 am

The first [ __ ] thing is legendary absolutely does eclipse karma corp beef on you can always make it shorter beef on the stone there’s so much like lore [ __ ] christ what was that noise what did he just do what are you doing can you just like give me a second for work

He’s just been staring at the command block oh it’s gonna make like a bunch of like rats or something oh oh i thought you were gonna put the doors there wait no put doors there please here here oh you want to make a [ __ ] like a detective

Yeah i want to have the hospital look and feel of being able to push through two iron doors with no pressure plates oh my god what happened bruce reality sets in reality sets in and make the sudden realization oh wait a minute i can put the um the

[ __ ] cross on the top of this building cross yeah it’s almost like it’s a hospital that’s the idea [ __ ] what have you done bruce because you’re just giggling to yourself over a command block is it going to release a bunch of [ __ ] zombies into the hospital no i can’t do that

Why do that last time i’m going to a bunch of rats yeah there are a lot of rats i can attest to that there were hospital but it’s a lot of rats oh i’m gonna try and put a name on the side of the building all right freeman general

This is where half-life go to die complete i remember absolutely you got some real wacky and zany surgeries here just a bunch of like under eyes on the wall these are all the eyes who can successfully remove you know when like you go into like a place and everyone’s

Like don’t panic but then all like the memos and [ __ ] on the wall make you panic that’s exactly what the kind of mood we’re setting here at the hospital his reception desk looks kind of basic well he’s he’s not done he started doors and has yet to go back to his desk

Oh i could replace them with um iron trapdoors i got it you got to walk straight in the middle though oh yeah i can make the detection range larger if you like that’s all right that works also uh not allowed to go in there anyway

I don’t know i think i might want to make these oh man i should have made it so that you could enter but you can’t leave i’ll do that with the complete eye room take your eyes and then you’re free to just wander the halls blind jump out of the window

Well no they won’t know where the window is they have no eyes complete eye removal they all end up like characters from the mummy my god you’re now forced to wander the halls forever blind actually there’s a movie literally called blindness a city is ravaged by an epidemic of

Instant white blindness those first affected or quarantined by the authorities in an abandoned mental hospital what a horrible plot minecraft we’re building the hospital for dead people i mean regular hospital so it’s like a necromancy hospital yeah there’s gonna be a floor for complete eye removal good oh my god the immediate response

Isn’t good what did you do what have you done grabbing you the glass come on look i’m in oh that might be cool actually [ __ ] we can like utilize that later put bodies in there it’s a note yeah we can have like a bunch of cryogenic containers oh my god

We should have like the frozen heads for at the end of the cryogenic floor like framed with in like gold and like everything is um walt disney’s heads yeah oh this is great these these um acacia chairs feel like they don’t belong like they were bought separately and that’s perfect for this hospital

They bought them at the lowest possible [ __ ] oh that’s oh that’s actually great bruce i like that a lot oh what the [ __ ] these are like really out of place i like it okay and then they turn into aeroplanes yeah powder if you want oh dude i just

Found the best [ __ ] item for the hospital powder depository here have some wet sponge uh it might is there a game rule again hold on wait wait wait wait oh it’s not gonna get powerful oh thank god you insomnia elytra oh it’s [ __ ] pirates of the caribbean weather cycle fall damage fire damage

Drowning damage do you hear it mob griefing natural region the minecart sound is too loud dude it’s it’s [ __ ] pirates of the caribbean here um come back if we go back to the start i’ll do it this is so [ __ ] i think my favorite parts oh my god are the giant holes from

Are the uh you know those tekken machines that would just like excavate blocks like an 8×8 cube i’ve made it musical i like how this is all it does it’s just beep beep beep beep beep beep oh my god this is what we need at the hospital for when people flatline Oh my god because it’s inevitable [Laughter] Most sadistic [ __ ] oh no don’t give them Teeth On the map that’s true i named one of the villagers what’s his name jill stein actually karma can you design the back rooms right now uh hold on i’m recovering from something that from an interesting thing that leo destroyed yeah sorry [ __ ] you 22 what’s 82 minus 7 that 87 minus 72 that

Thanks are you a math major because that was incredible she’s my calculator apparently piece of candy stop [Laughter] god i can’t stop hiccuping help oh guess you’ll just have to die i’m sorry yeah you’re gonna hate this karma oh i’m so nervous like what the [ __ ]

Wow the back rooms also have cave noises perfection all right cool i’ve made the temporary back rooms oh there’s no way out that’s interesting that that actually makes it way better all right so what am i doing uh going to this this new elevator is the background buttons up and the down

Button goes down that’s all that’s all there is to it the simplest elevator design there is [ __ ] christ oh my god is that is that what it does that’s incredible it’s a little rickety you know like stop please stop whoever’s hitting it stop the worst thing you can’t leave bruce

You can’t leave once you get to the top where are the back rooms there you go i think this is that you know what else to build can i just do one thing yeah yeah as long as you don’t like destroy i think you’ll enjoy this i think you’ll

Enjoy this make something back roomy no oh my god i love that i love it oh it should be only dripping from like a section of the wall no no no i kind of like that it’s like always perpetually raining in here you will always have soggy carpet um

I like that because you’ll always wonder what’s in the corner hey uh are you doing something important right now leo like minecraft wise watching nonsense cool oh oh oh and it’s just it’s always soggy carpet that’s oh okay that’s great that’s so scary this is great it’s just the one corner too

And then we just put a door down oh my god it’s pitch black holy [ __ ] that’s spooky let me turn and that’s on bright settings so if i put on moody it’s probably so much worse no no it’s it’s literally a void does this work please god what the [ __ ]

I don’t i give up playing sound it’s fine it’s fine sound the eternal ballroom man if you just look up the back rooms there’s some like deep dark stories when you see a video at 3am about back rooms lore don’t look this up at 3am it’s

3 am that’s what the sign says at the end of the tunnel jesus christ this is advanced what the [ __ ] Incorrect net incorrect [Laughter] i think you mean completely correct [Applause]