Cursed SpongeBob Products

SpongeBob is one of the most recognizable cartoons of all time this Series has been a major part of Pop Culture ever since the beginning and Nickelodeon knows this very well from Toys to beds to tasty snacks SpongeBob has been plastered onto almost any product you can think of with so many

Different SpongeBob branded products released over many years there’s bound to be quite a few peculiar ones today we’ll be looking at the weirdest SpongeBob branded products from terrifying popsicles that deserve Their Own Boss health bar to full-on SpongeBob themed gaming setups and more because of the sheer amount of SpongeBob products

That have been released I won’t be covering all of them just the ones I found to be interesting we will also be splitting this into a few major parts toy slash miscellaneous technology and food first up are toys In 2004 Burger King released a set of SpongeBob themed toys you can get to promote the SpongeBob movie they all had interesting mechanics like the voice recorder of SpongeBob wind up spinning Patrick wind up Patrick Krabby Patty car a SpongeBob with spinning eyes but the most interesting one to me is the

Spongebob puzzle cube it’s some kind of janky Rubik’s Cube inspired thing and I think it looks really funny they built the accurate SpongeBob if that Cube isn’t challenging enough for you there’s also the officially licensed SpongeBob three times three Rubik’s Cube each face of the cube is a different SpongeBob

Character this item is called the sponge buddy SquarePants squishy doll which at all times either looks incredibly high or has an unquenchable thirst for blood there’s a series of talking SpongeBob toys by Mattel and I guess they can talk to you or something I don’t know what it

Is but there’s just something wrong with this Geezer why is he so mystical nightmare blunt rotation Mattel also released another toy called and I quote squirting SpongeBob it just squirts water and for some reason has removable pants there’s also this really cool set of sponge Hot Wheels that I talked about

In my Hot Wheels video their SpongeBob Patrick Plankton Sandy Cheeks Mr Krabs and Squidward these car designs unironically go hard I personally owned the Patrick one because it’s my favorite besides this set hallways also released a SpongeBob hot rod and a SpongeBob monster truck they also just slapped SpongeBob characters onto already

Existing cars and some monster trucks if you like trains more than cars there’s also the Thomas and Friends SpongeBob train set various characters from the show were turned into trains such as a few SpongeBobs Patrick Squidward Plankton Mr Krabs Gary and even some side characters like Mrs Puff The Flying

Dutchman the superheroes named The Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy and many more some of these ended up looking really cursed onto the miscellaneous section we have the SpongeBob snow globes there’s a few normal looking ones if you can call this normal looking but then there’s one where he’s just naked

There’s also some furniture like the SpongeBob bed you can use to cuddle with your jumbo SpongeBob plushie or if you don’t want to go to sleep you can sit on your Spongebob chair and Ponder the nuance of the SpongeBob lore also in 2019 Nike released a full set of

Official SpongeBob shoes that go unbelievably hard there’s SpongeBob Patrick Squidward Mr Krabs Sandy Cheeks and a pineapple shoe now that the toys are out of the way the next section is technology there’s many weird pieces of SpongeBob themed technology that’s been sold throughout the years there’s a few

Different kinds of SpongeBob CRT screens that exist and they come with their own SpongeBob themed TV menu and remotes you can also get a SpongeBob themed DVD player to go with it there’s also many different SpongeBob themed plug and plays you can game on with your

SpongeBob TV if you don’t know what plug and plays are they’re this neat piece of early 2000s technology where a controller would come with a game built in they’re also usually heavily themed and can sometimes look very funny all you need to do is plug it into a screen

No consoles or disks required there are six different SpongeBob themed plug-in plays I could find we’re gonna be focusing on the funny looking controllers instead of the actual games contained within so if you want to see actual gameplay there’s videos of them all over YouTube the first one is a

Basic SpongeBob shaped controller with his biggest nose as the joystick and a few buttons that look like weird warts on his face next is the same thing but with sports clothes on and a more determined facial expression this one has a jellyfish he’s trying to catch as

The joystick the other two jellyfish are used as buttons this one is supposed to be SpongeBob’s pineapple house but for some reason the joystick is just this massive stick that is somehow sticking out of the house I don’t really know where they were going with this one there’s also a steering wheel controller

Where the steering wheel is made of pineapple and SpongeBob upstairs into your soul from the middle as is floating disembodied hands tightly gripped the sides the final one I found is actually a mashup of a few other Nickelodeon shows it’s camping themed and a marshmallow on a stick that SpongeBob is

Holding is used as the joystick if you want even more SpongeBob gaming you could game on the official SpongeBob themed Game Boy Advance to play the various SpongeBob Game Boy games on if you want to listen to Funky SpongeBob music or just any music CDs you have you

Can try out one of the many SpongeBob CD players Foreign if you want to take cool pictures of SpongeBob or just whatever you want you can try out the SpongeBob themed cameras there’s two normal-ish looking ones and a water themed waterproof one but then there’s the All-Seeing SpongeBob Eye camera he sees your every move silently judging you watching with unknown intent

It may be an inanimate object but the more and more you stare into his eye the more he stares back at you alarm clocks are a pretty essential item for measuring the ever-person march of time and for waking you up in the morning to go to school so of course there are many

SpongeBob themed versions if you would rather have the reminder of the ever-prison march of time strapped into your wrist all day then consider getting the SpongeBob watch this watch is really weirdly designed because you’re supposed to move the SpongeBob out of the way to see a tiny digital

Clock hidden within very weird and inefficient watch design there’s a few more SpongeBob watches made by various different companies whoa what the and one time an actual rich person watch company made a few different premium SpongeBob watches that cost hundreds of dollars which is kind of crazy if you’re

Tired of waking up for school and want to learn on your own you can check out the SpongeBob talking learning friend I don’t really know what this is but I guess he teaches you the ungodly knowledge forgotten by man I just thought it was kind of funny because the

Screen is his mouth while we’re still on the topic of learning you can also try the terrifying SpongeBob calculator for some reason they thought it would be a good idea to put the numbers in his mouth there’s also a SpongeBob themed flip phone if you want to make important

Business calls in style what a cute and unassuming piece of SpongeBob technology I sure hope nobody pulls off his skin oh I genuinely can’t imagine how not one person in the entire design company spoke up about how this might not be a good idea if you want to cook a

Delicious breakfast in style you can try out the SpongeBob themed toaster that toasts SpongeBobs into your bread or you can get the SpongeBob sandwich maker that imprints him onto your sandwich if you want a SpongeBob themed gaming setup we also have that covered using the SpongeBob TV from beforehand as a

Monitor you can start out by choosing a SpongeBob keyboard kids Mouse has a blue or gray SpongeBob themed keyboard that looks very goofy there’s also the graybusters keyboard with a colorful image printed over the whole thing if these aren’t your style and you want something a bit more gamer there’s the

Official SpongeBob mechanical gaming keyword by akko and comes complete with custom switches RGB a wrist rest and a mouse pad and it comes in SpongeBob or Patrick theme ghost keyboards also made a SpongeBob mechanical keyboard with a more minimal design or you could just go with the rubber roll up SpongeBob

Keyboard for the mouse there’s the kids Mouse blue or green options or the SpongeBob bubble water mouse that has a floating jellyfish inside I also found this very uncomfortable looking square SpongeBob Mouse on the packaging it says it apparently has a spongy soft surface I bet your gaming mouse doesn’t have a

Spongy soft surface you could also just get the ghost keyboard’s lightweight SpongeBob gaming mouse they also made a wireless mouse charging RGB SpongeBob mousepad with three different designs one of them being this oddly aesthetic image of Patrick being mercilessly electrocuted to death if you want to

Play console games on this PC setup such as Battle for Bikini Bottom you can get the official SpongeBob or Patrick themed PS2 controller or the SpongeBob GameCube controller if a gaming PC setup isn’t your style you can also get the SpongeBob laptop it’s got a very tiny

Screen and a weird looking Krabby Patty bunker Mouse thing also the screen is very low resolution and has no color for some reason SpongeBob Patrick and Squidward are just sitting there at the end of the keyboard silently judging you there seems to be a few different buttons to change the mode so it’s

Probably very limited in its gaming capabilities it could probably run Doom if you tried hard enough though and to top it all off ghost keyboards also has an official SpongeBob gaming chair so you can either use this or the funny chair we saw earlier and voila you have

The perfect SpongeBob gaming setup to play Battle for Bikini Bottom on and now the final section of weird SpongeBob products food Watch every single snack item that’s already marketed towards kids has a SpongeBob version the running joke with SpongeBob themed Foods is that because of mass production anything that’s trying to look like the character always comes out looking really mangled and weird which is kind of funny so keep an

Eye out for that to begin our SpongeBob Feast we’ll put some SpongeBob Pop-Tarts in our SpongeBob toaster there’s only been two different SpongeBob flavors released over the years first is the wild bubble Berry flavor that has tiny little SpongeBob’s Patrick’s and Sandy Cheeks as the sprinkles this was

Released in 2004 along with the SpongeBob movie in 2020 for the sponge on the Run movie they made another flavor called sea Berry which has random SpongeBob related images printed onto the frosting to complete our balanced breakfast you also need some cereal good thing there’s many different SpongeBob

Cereals in 2003 Kellogg’s released a SpongeBob cereal with funny looking marshmallows shaped as SpongeBob Patrick and a pineapple it’s really funny that SpongeBob’s design here is simplified so far down that he’s just a yellow rectangle with a brown bottom there was also a commercial for the cereal that

Suggests the idea that the marshmallows are actually living SpongeBobs which canonically means you are eating living beings this cereal was re-released many different times with different packaging and one that apparently had new Plankton marshmallow pieces wait a second that Plankton marshmallow why does it look so familiar oh God in 2014 General Mills

Made the SpongeBob fruity Splash cereal they also made the pineapple upside down flavor and a Cinnamon Toast Crunch SpongeBob Edition and apparently some of their cereals came with random SpongeBob toys there were also many other SpongeBob cereals sold in many different countries but I can’t really get much information about them another popular

Breakfast item are waffles so Kellogg’s made Eggos that have SpongeBob characters imprinted onto the middle these are also insanely undocumented the only picture I could find is literally in black and white and every other picture is just a screenshot of one of the re-uploaded commercials after breakfast it’s time to have some lunch

My favorite lunch is chicken nuggets so good thing there’s some SpongeBob shaped chicken nuggets some of the Kid Cuisine boxes also come with their own SpongeBob chicken nuggets as well another good lunch is a nice bowl of pastas so thankfully there’s SpongeBob shaped pastas we can also get SpongeBob

Macaroni and cheese Chef Boyardee and soup some of these meals struggle quite a bit to convince you that these arbitrary shapes are supposed to be SpongeBob themed the dry versions of the macaroni and pastas look pretty convincing though after lunchtime is tasty snack time first up we have the

SpongeBob Fruit Roll-Ups that just have characters printed on them in the fruit snack category there’s quite a few different brands all of them with weird gooey simplified shapes that are meant to be the characters the SpongeBob themed animal crackers Cheese Nips and graham crackers are also really weird

Looking arguably one of the most notable SpongeBob snacks are the Frankfurt gummy Krabby Patties these originally came out in 2004 and are still sold to this day I personally really like these because it’s fun to play with the different layers they were also re-released in many different flavors such as green

Apple grape cherry and blue raspberry for dinner we can make some SpongeBob tacos with the Ortega SpongeBob themed Taco mix this one is pretty lazy because from what I see the only theming is the packaging to keep our dinner healthy we also need some SpongeBob themed vegetables I was able to find baby

Carrots and green beans which also just lazily slap him on the packaging and nothing else it’s finally time for dessert the most important meal of the day first up we have the SpongeBob Rice Krispie treats these are just the same thing but yellow and funny packaging there’s also a bunch of SpongeBob Pez

Dispensers and weird looking mini chocolates I like how they just let a dismembered Patrick sit there as he bleeds out but he cannot scream as he is imprisoned in a chocolate shell the SpongeBob lollipop rings are kind of terrifying not gonna lie and these SpongeBob decorated cookies I found I

Actually don’t look that bad the SpongeBob choco Banana Bar has a track record of not looking too great but the most famous example of this are the legendary SpongeBob popsicles they are most commonly sold by ice cream trucks and they also made popsicles for many other cartoons the packaging display is

How it’s normally supposed to look and I found a few examples of it looking right but 99 of the time you just get a leaked Elden ring DLC boss it was so commonly known that these never look right that they literally made official figures of the deformities so as the final

SpongeBob product here’s a compilation of the scariest ones I could find with their own soundtracks Foreign Thanks for watching this video make sure to like And subscribe if you enjoyed or support me in other ways if you feel like it also comment down below your favorite SpongeBob product and quick announcement I’ve been streaming more on Twitch so make sure to go follow that too Link in the description foreign