Dahmeion’s Insane Attempt at Beating Minecraft! 😱

All right today’s the day boys today is the day we beat Minecraft this first 19 times just kidding all jokes today is the day oh let me uh unmute speech chat here boom okay what’s up Z Ling welcome let’s get to it aand 20 place the world yes sir Y ssssssssssssss where am

I where am I who am I oh goodness uh yeah this is a great spot to start out with yeah who Whoever thought of this idea was awesome uh let’s see here all right I don’t know where to I even know where to start okay let’s do some walking

So I keep hearing noises in my attic right I’m pretty sure someone’s up there I’m pretty sure someone’s up there you know what I’m saying let me give you some light here while I rant about my fears lever I have I have stick why can’t I make oh

Goodness oh I I can’t make uh Whatchamacallit torch why can I make torch is this game anti- torch let’s go up to the surface underscore cupcake we will you need can I get a torch please what’s up dick chocolate how you doing today sir yeah so I’m pretty sure there’s like

A homeless guy in my attic CU I read somewhere that homeless people nest in houses and like public places to stay warm sick as hell and now I’m like oh jeez like what if the homeless person’s up there I hear noises up there but let’s not talk about too much I’m

Worried he’s going to come down here and mess up this sick run oh you’re sick a dude it’s going around man that RSB ucna put one stick down and one coal up one stick down one coal up dude what the heck all right hey thank you we’re going we’re going back

Down I appreciate that oh jeez we’re off to a rough start but you know it’s fine it’s fine do you think I can like call like animal protection services and be like there’s an animal in my attic and they find a homeless man they would tell

Me so they can like discover that I want to open up the CL the attic and see somebody up there that would startle me everyone knows on this channel I hate being startled let me know if the music’s too loud because uh it’s like super loud in my

Ear I’m about to drink a bunch of niquil and go back to sleep hey scary that’d be sick hey I hope you get better soon man yeah something’s going around like influenza A and B are going around and RSV is going around work’s been hella busy and these doctors are like um

Patient coughing better give breathing treatment it’s like doesn’t work doesn’t work you make more money than me you should know this love hey good night Chief we’ll see you soon though we’ll see you soon get better man sleep stream wind all right let’s get this Coal I swear to you coal is my favorite block oh yeah we got food now oh my Goodness I feel like I’m getting better at the game I feel like I am but am I what’s the best or diamond gold nah dude it’s nah yeah go ahead and say it it’s mother freaking Cal IR Iron’s a close second though it’s iron oh yeah iron so

Good I can’t wait to find some iron it’s going to be sick so right now if you’re if you’re watching which why wouldn’t you be right uh I’m just going to gather some items you know get some pickaxes going get some food going and we’re going to get some diamond and

Then we’re going to get some of that black brick that I can’t think of think of right now and then we’re going to the nether we’re going to get nether Rod thingies that I read on Google then we’re going to beat the Ender Dragon I’m sure I’m missing some

Steps in there but we’ll worry about that later how are you doing XO Ming how’s your life going are you you married yet do you have children yet when are you starting that process I good you’re good nice someone the other day was like you’re not married yet you don’t have

Kids yet it’s like that’s not my goals um actually I’m doing a Minecraft run right now what did I miss what did you miss absolutely nothing we just got started oh you missed the part where I’m talking about my H I had to show someone my wayway oh God not that word also

AIDS all right you’ve been diagnosed with AIDS congrats I hate how he says congrats like this is a good thing I hope when I get diagnosed with AIDS they’ll be like good job man you finally made it like this guy knows what he’s doing all right I think we’re ready I

Think we are ready to start taking WTF um I will never lose my virginity oh no the AIDS is like a pretty bad disease but if if I had it I think I’d be optimistic about my future because then you can get like I had a coworker get so mad I told them

Monkey pox was a gay disease Alexa is is monkey pox a gay disease I’m not a nurse I I don’t know if it is or not monkey pox don’t if you have sex you will never get magic powers yeah you go to wait dude you got to be uh where am I

40 we got a long ways to go yeah you gota wait till you’re 30 and you get magical wizard Powers it’s basic science everyone knows you’re a virgin har that’s the reason why I’m going to be a virgin you’re you’re going to be like I’m not now but I’m going magic

Powers if you guys can any magical power like just one though who does HIV affect the most and why I’ll sit and wait for my answer for legal purposes I’m not going to answer that uh but uh yeah if you guys can have one magical power what would what would

It be like invisibility flight would you be like a necromancer or maybe like uh a cryomancer you know that’d be sick I don’t know what I would be I pretty in hard question right you can only pick one I think every person will say either fight or invisibility tele teleportation

Is also a popular one I mean who wants to fly on a plane I don’t all right I’m going to cheat a little bit cuz I don’t know this answer um best speak every language in the entire universe iron or generate at level between 80 and 384 at low levels between

– 24 oh so I’m like too high right like too low okay no I’m I’m I’m about yeah oh that’s an interesting when to speak every language had this Russian patient the other day I was like what the hell is a Russian doing in Ohio it’s kind of quack

Right where is the text box and why is stream elements so slow oh the text box my apologies hang on a second Bingo was his can we get much higher so h g g g h h h yeah I’m thinking off stream oh the reason why is because it’s been

Slow lately I don’t know why it’s been so slow but uh I might just go back to stream labs to be honest I’m pretty sure stream Labs has some more options too but who knows I’ll keep I’ll keep you folks posted oh I hate gravel gravel is the gravel is the worst

Block in my opinion oh my gosh it’s everywhere cringe gravel sir I can just put up a booth and say I can speak every language and I will will guess what you speak in other languages and I can get rich dud it tastes so good though use shovel for

Gravel oh shovel for gravel what what the heck is this what like what what an honorable way to like make money though you know what I’m saying like you’re not like you’re using your powers for like entrepreneurship that’s pretty noble I think cuz you can do so many

Evil things place down a torch below the gravel oh you can’t okay I’ll try that next time but right now I got some iron to mine whoa oh dude this area is so cool wow exploring caves is the best way to find valuable stuff I heard so I’ve been told oh cringe

Skeletons dude skeletons always ruin the party I hate skeletons like serious seriously oh and those too I hate creepers that’s what I told Mrs Nemo that’s oh dude Mrs Nemo God bless her God bless Miss Nemo you found a good one man uh okay yeah we’ll take this out let’s see here

And I literally hate skeletons so much dude bro thinks he’s legalis or whatever that guy from uh what’s it called Lord of the Rings I I I almost said Harry Potter Lord of the Rings is just Harry Potter without all the magic I think get full set armor iron or Diamond get

Enough food like 64 then kill all mobs easy peasy easy peasy lemon squeezy skeleton is a euphemism for the 133% I hate I hate that I know what that means at what point in my life did I know what that means you know what I’m saying

Like at some point in time get a bee farm ooh a bee farm that’d be sick the guy a guy I work with has a bee farm honey GI three bars of hunger honey gives three bars of hunger really you can eat honey that’s crazy I assumed it would be like honey

Blocks you can do like uh sticky related things with it I don’t know I’m just listen I’m not good at Minecraft cow Peach ye in a bottle cow piggy dude what do you guys like more cows or pigs if he had to be friends with one if

He could talk to one sorry too many questions for you if he could talk to one animal cows or pigs which one would you be able to talk to me personally I think pigs I think pigs are cool I read Animal Farm you read why isn’t Pauline working

Oh that’s frustrating stream elements l cows because of the fluffy cows oh the fluffy cows dude my tattoo artist has been tattooing up like a bunch of fluffy cows on people I’m just like dang dude like a fluffy cow tattoo is a good idea but where would you even put a

Fluffy like where would you put a cow on your body how how do you even go back without deciding that say Epstein is out now IDK what will happen uncore cupcake it’s out Epstein list I mean I would put a cow on my hand why why are

You nervous about that Mr K are you on the list M Mr can with a trampoline below it all right I need to build another pickaxe before I start uh dabbling down here can we get much higher so high Oh hey you doing today I put a cow on my [ __ ] red so we have we have one for [ __ ] and we have one for hand interesting uh can I can I build armor yet my CK I hate how the British person says [ __ ] my CK dear Heavens my platoon Goodness Me

No you can’t make armor yet I can’t make a helmet why isn’t it showing some like I feel like I can no I can’t good Lord there’s panit in it that’s kind of cringe by the way if you mix hat sauce and tomato sauce it’s really good wait s and tomato sauce

What oh hot sauce Oh I thought you that tomato sauce take on the item on the left hot sauce what you guys’ favorite hot sauce you guys watch Hot ones and tomato you know you’re famous when you get trust me a the creepers there dude oh no

Where’s my sword at you sound like this one twitch streamer YouTuber named sleepy I do is that a good thing it’s like no I hate sleepy he’s an ass he’s the worst oh I shouldn’t go down here should I D I hate skeletons so much oh I should

Have built a shield it’s all right yeah he’s one of my favorite YouTuber he’s funny Liberal Liberal Liberal oh shoot I’m third person now hang on Peta oh my god dude what’s going on why am I crouching oh okay I was trying to shift to run because you know Peter not very

Smart ah dud go away nobody nobody wants you dude go away 133% green people am I Right where that skeleton go why did those clips appear why oh cuz I have them um keybind to my um like F3 F4 F5 or whatever you can do more damage if you jump and hit oh jump and hit thank you thank you I keep forgetting that

Jump and hit and jump and hit can I mine this no I can’t oh that’s frustrating anybody here that can kill me these nuts red stone there’s nothing here what the heck oh goodness how was you guys’ holiday this year pretty good do anything fun cause any

Trouble I hope you didn’t drink and drive by the way if you didn’t know you have to have a iron pickaxe to mine diamonds yeah I’m trying to find more iron I killed someone you killed someone you say probably deserved it I bought my wife a hanata outfit underscore cupcake

Underscore cupcake underscore cool when will I get Hinata wife Naruto con dude every time she would say that I would dides oh dude I need a bucket too omg omg is that the Deep dog can I go in there can I go in the deep dark or are we anti- deep dark here

That’s the Deep deep dark is that good last time I was here yes you can but be quiet oh be quiet uh uh where’s my iron thank you can we get much higher so high if you don’t be quiet the warden will spawn well these well the warden can suck on these nuts

I don’t know I don’t know him personally he might be a good guy can you like shift click what hold shift and click right someone told me that last stream the warden is the hardest boss oh is it but the loot in there is so good how hard is He all right let’s bounce Hello I hear bad people H is harder than the Ender Dragon harder than the Ender Dragon bro why you glazing the warden for bro wait what should I get should I get bucket or should I get Helmet oh I should probably get pickaxe right yeah that’s probably a good decision you can also use wool to cover sound I’ll let you know how it goes uncore progan man she impregnated me but in the deep dark always be crouching always be crouching what if I don’t Crouch though then

What I hear people I just don’t see people I know there’s a Skeleton Man in here and I hate them I hate skeletons oh wait what are we doing we have an iron pickaxe now let’s just dig straight Down YOLO this Strat has worked for me so good in the P so good shut up you didn’t see it you didn’t see it what you saw was a clip of another YouTuber falling oh sorry need light let me know how the sound is if

The sound’s good go in the depe dark to get very good loot there’s diamonds and golden Enchanted apples what do golden Enchanted apples do exactly [ __ ] my dead mother sorry sorry it’s 53 for diamonds right hey Google God Apple what level is Diamond brick Minecraft he conon bricks what there we

Go so anyways guys what’s your favorite anime be honest with me don’t say something cool to impress me I’m never impressed but seriously I want to know I need to finish baruto but dude Attack on Titan ofc it’s about to be boruto winking face oh hell yeah Attack Attack on Titan

But but [ __ ] I hear that sad though I just can’t handle being sad I don’t want to be sad I saw this African-American fellow on Instagram reals usually diamond is found under layer 12 but now if you get to these y levels the odds of finding diamond significantly increase – 50 -64

– 59 and – 58 like a genius I love being sad whoa that’s awesome I love being depressed he said negative 50 right uh where am I 53 my bad Chief can we get much higher 51 close enough oh you oops oh oh man Attack on Titan though that’s

What that’s what the big people right where the big people eat the little people kind of scary too because I’m short right so like that’s like real life to me big people around me all the time this is real life what was I saying about I was talking about something I

Forgot sometimes I I rewatch my streams and I’m just like dude finish your point dude like I never finish my points ever I feel like I get distracted for good reason but I be like saying something and then just like not finish it kind of like

Video games I start a video game and I don’t finish it on stream except for this one we are beating this game what are you guys hydrating with tonight I have two red bulls and some water how many streams has it been this is the fourth stream this is part

Four which is good I think that’s pretty good right people speedrun this game how once I get good enough I’ll start speedr running it Mr Beast Mr Beast how did Mr Beast even find a th000 blind people how do you go about doing that I don’t even

Know I posted that on Facebook and someone’s like um there’s actually like a blind registry wait like what do you mean a blind registry he prob kidnapped them I’m thinking he kidnapped 1 th people and then blinded them imagine being blind and being like

A Mr be span and so you like submit your resume to for the video and he’s like sorry you’re too blind we need curable blind people that’s not funny at all actually I’m sorry I said that the rejection letter in Braille imagine the blind person like feeling that Braille letter and being like

[ __ ] Alexa show me blind people near me showing blind people near you here you go nearest blind person 6 M away blind Tinder idea oh my god dude you’re such a genius oh we got to do that can a blind guy get matches on Tinder I like I like post

Pictures of myself with glasses on oh my God Nemo you’re a genius I need to start paying you for these ideas all all my pictures are like me like feeling around the walls like where am I I’ll post a picture of my cat on a

Leash and be like I couldn’t afford a I couldn’t afford a seeing eye dog I hear bats am I evil is that like a bad thing to like think funny I said something horrible the other day dude there’s this one girl at work and she wanted to ask this guy out

And she was like you know I’m just so self-conscious I’m too I feel like I’m too overweight and like mind you I had worked the 12 hour shift dream is on Epstein list sometimes I just feel like and like what is life she oh what was I saying and then I

Realize then you realize what life yeah we’re in the universe right now God DJ KH dude I I I remember when like every song was like DJ khed I can’t wait to like dig for diamonds the whole we da best DJ didn’t say Roblox we the best

Music who’s on uh dream is on Epstein list dream that was before his face reveal so like he just went on the island with his little mask khid concerts were embarrassing were they have you been to one I’m actually interested to see to see how they were we the best

Music also if you’re on Tik Tok follow Tik YouTube we have eight followers we’re cooking we’re pretty much cooking dude I hear spiders where are they though we’re going to run out of coal this is not good where’s the diamonds where are they where are they why buy

Movies exactly if they you like check the comments on some Facebook posts there’s like watch free HD movies I’m like wow dude you’re so helpful thank you actually if you can watch movies oh wait you use oh sorry I’m chip yo so on zooch chip I’ve never heard of that illegal

Websites dude the Hot Wheels movies is on YouTube for free you got to watch that sometime that that thing is a cinematic master piece yeah but doc rules are meant to be broken not my rules it’s like bro it’s a race Z chip lets you watch movies for

Free you’re you’re like long playing a scam you like watched me for like SE like a couple of streams now you’re like yeah this is where I Dro I watched the FNAF movie on zooch chip zooch chip someone download zooch chip and then if

They get a virus or die I don’t know if it’s I I’ll don’t know if it’s legit or not I think this is a bad Strat I can’t find any diamond my face when no Diamond funny cat picture meme oh wait this isn’t goggle where’s the diamond I was promised Diamond call 1800

Steamer what LV are you on – 53 wait I hear something I’m taking my torches back Spider-man they spawn on 50 they spawn these nuts minus 5 minus 50 listen do I listen to you or do I listen to goo H I should probably listen to you

Honestly cuz you’ve been right so far but I tried level 50 for several minutes didn’t work out so I was like I going to try Google Strat Google also undor schma oh it’s over here ah usually diamond is found under layer 12 but now if you get to these y levels

The odds of finding diamond significantly increase – 50 – 64 – 59 andus 58 it’s that’s what Google says BR I went to the nether they said they didn’t know you oh wow what a good burn though that’s crazy hello Mr Bat dude bats are so cool in this game CU

They don’t kill you uh I need more coal too Diamond hello I’ve come to mine you I know you can’t see but I can can see and that’s all that matters oh God where’s the diamonds I guess can’t see [ __ ] I guess you can say this is a minor exciting

Stream inconvenience oh my streams are always ex exciting buddy it’s just black what what’s wrong with just black huh you just got to trust me I ran I ran out of um coal I can’t make any more godamn uh you know how we feel about black you know we don’t like

This where the [ __ ] did the diamond go oh down here diamonds all right hold on just just pretend you’re watching great gameplay well you don’t even have to pretend oh I hear zombie and I can’t even see Diamond taken by black when you said [ __ ] you got damaged felt like you tagged it

Out oh [ __ ] my ass yeah idiot sorry I got a little aggressive there yes sir dude imagine being a creeper like you [ __ ] idiot creeper oh man wait I think I saw a diamond you’re cing hello Diamond call a00 steam oh [ __ ] MB it wasn’t dude these [ __ ] creepers

Dude it was that glowing thing dude if like Hitler was around which I’m glad he isn’t oh [ __ ] don’t come down here uh was I saying anyways oh gold way better than diamond oh lapis way better than that shitty diamond oh my goodness what even is tough I know you can’t

See that’s a you problem can’t see [ __ ] I like I can predict what you’re going to say uh hang on I got to bring a torch to the screen yeah get your own torch buddy yo do you remember me from the Christmas stream of course I do I remember

Everything welcome in sir how are you doing oh goodness gravel there’s only one thing I hate worse than gravel take a guess no you don’t LOL Bro stopped like he didn’t know you it’s fine I don’t blame you LOL no no my memory is terrible I don’t even remember uh other

Things but no seriously welcome to the stream brother I appreciate you now I remember you you’re that cool guy that was in my stream once I know you can’t see that’s your problem just let me cook and soon you will see all the diamonds in the world this place

Sucks do I even have coal I don’t have coal I really don’t have coal hang on Google Google’s about to help me hey Google what level is Cole found on in Minecraft M 983 sex deilan 470 quind deilan 968 quu deilan 293 Tre deilan 298 jod deilan 673 undercon 200 that boy’s cooking

Anyways [Applause] gravel what level am I on 58 this is way too deep you’re tell me there’s no diamond here that’s ridiculous I’m calling Mojang right now hey pal this game [ __ ] no I’m playing all right we’re going back to the surface going to find some more food find some more

Coal and what have also Tau you to crit High hit yes well when my wife starts acting up jumping 2. 35.3 23 52.5 point2 235 2365 2623 he poting my IP address 26236 do I know you can’t see but we’re digging straight up right now we’re going back to the

Surface oh that’s Mojang’s address I just I just show up hey you may know me oh man we got three likes on stream I appreciate it brothers that’s what’s up we’re we’re cooking man we are straight cooking have you guys seen hot ones that show where they eat hot wings and even

Hotter guest oh that is that what they say I hate gravel so much like you don’t even know if everybody watching liked we would have 12 likes hey everyone hit that like maybe subscribe I don’t watch pornography like hot ones I liked oh I appreciate that Zing dude oh my God I love

Ying that guy all right that guy he knows how to like a stream what level am I at four there’s got to be some coal around here dude there’s got to be I just need a smidgen of Coal it’s prong Ching I don’t believe you I liked before the stream even existed cool you like before dude he liked the stream before he was even born what level I liked before you even existed this is not good this is not good people hey Cole I like the stream before the Big

Bang get a dire get a d o o r what thought get a d o r get a door get a door get a dragon restart a d o R 21 if you swim up and hold space you go up faster these are all good suggestions post dying I appreciate this and I love you oh we’re in the shitty winter place oh God love swimming kill me now anyways thanks for sticking around oh six likes on stream dude y’all are

Too nice to me man that you know what that put me in a good mood we’re going to win this one sad if I keep I need to stop digging straight up dude that’s what that’s what my problem is I got two subs more than you dude if like I could just

Swim if I could dig Ju Just straight down and not straight up I think it would be good cuz digging down has never done me dirty it’s digging straight up water screws me every time cool cool I got like 380 or something this yellow guy is me

Cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool mus drop your sub count right now folks oh coal oh my go oh we’re cooking oh dude we are cooking right now oh what’s this Spruce Wood I only have one son wait a minute am I tripping here okay

I was going to say I might be stupid no way I got it first try it was 380 I have two 380 two oh you’re cooking buddy hey man I’m I’m not even a hater dude you’re going to you’re you’re straight cooking I like That we’re all going to make it someday boys we’re all going to make it chips what the heck is this indes ties off video has 130,000 views my most video has 130,000 damn [ __ ] that’s crazy though actually man I think my most be video has Flex dude he’s flexing hard dude you

Know what I don’t even mind it that guy is cooking did wasn’t even edited it wasn’t even edited dude you just keep keep Flex him dude oh my God this is going to be cringe don’t don’t look roll footage oh my God he got that raw footage Son footage 2 EZ well at least get good well at least are wait what did they say about us Americans well at least we don’t get issue skill issue oh you’re flexing hard man you know what you should Flex harder actually I think you I need you to step up your Game but hey man I’m proud of you dude and I hope your next video gets 200,000 Views boop boop all right okay we’re in pretty good shape whoa why is my screen all shaky all right okay so we need okay before we start digging we need food and I’m pretty sure there’s no like Wildlife here besides these freaking rabbits what what is this what is that

Is that a white fox dude it’s my favorite Fox I think oh my God white fox that’s crazy Anyways So whoa I just totally lost my train of thought I was about to say something and my mind is went like one of those TVs like you know when it gets fuzzy my brain does that sometimes do you think I’m getting like dementia okay random cutout oh dude there’s so much coal dude

We’re going to stack my video have 3x more views than your most viewed okay you’re cooking now you’re you’re starting to cook okay but I’m going to need you to be a little more degrading be like bro are you even trying I can tell you edit hard cringe

Yeah start like start throwing some insult you scared the crap out of me I thought you were a polar bear I actually thought I was about to take an L there is there any food in this biome oh it’s only 21 seconds too oh

Man I don’t want I I don’t want it was about using Google Bookmarks I don’t want to kill like a a father and Son but I know I’m using a pickaxe to kill a to murder but I’m sorry no orphans in my world isn’t drop anything have bookmarks

Ah I just killed him for nothing nice try Google doesn’t have bookmarks nice try what what the heck is a bookmark what the heck is a oh wait I need a sword so we’re back in the mine got our pickax from side to Google Bookmarks get more views than your top

Three vids combined I don’t know what Google B are so that’s not a good insult I’m too stupid for your highbrow insult bang I’m sorry C I hate how he like looks behind him like no don’t chase me you can live because you bro lying it’s like pinning a website link I I

Still understand what’s bro waffling about any other animals that wish to help me in this game play okay you sir thank you and like And subscribe well you’re at it oh nice you don’t understand because he is stringing together nonsensical words oh that’s true Google Bookmarks be like I get a lot of

Views I feel bad for killing animals but like plants in this game only give you one heart like what the heck nerfing vegans wait bro doesn’t know what bookmark means skull skull skull skull yeah I I I don’t man I don’t someone someone teach me teach me so I can be

Insulted all right we we about have enough food so we’re back where my where did my little box go my crafting table you tell me you can’t crap on the ground that’s wild to me all right go to the top right of a browser and click on the Burger Bar then

Press bookmarks what the freak is a burger bar burger bar has in three lines you already knew I wasn’t going to know what that meant I need more Cobblestone what are you talking about bro what’s a burger bro what are you talking about bro I thought I think this guy’s using

Like not Google who are you flexing on yeah seap know is three I’m trying to teach him how to flex on me where’s I need Cobblestone I saw a hole around here somewhere I know you’re hungry but I’m need you pick up the pap use Firefox and

Chrome ooh Firefox that’s a throwback I have I tried to use an opera I’m just not really a fan of it and it opens up every time you open up like you start your computer oh I can’t stand that Discord Spotify running on Chrome Firefox running on Chrome now you really lost Opera

Sucks Opera sucks are you telling me the Chinese spyware app sucks oh now you’re now you really made me mad now I’m hot moist critical uses that all right here we go um firefox’s search engine runs on Google Chrome tell that to someone from 1800 and ask them if they know what that

Means nonsense Wars what if I told you guys I’m actually from the 1800s would you guys freak out I think that’s pretty cool I hear a spider it’s going to jump on me I just know it but dude I love coal so much Bros ancient why do you think I had 21 resets

I’m physically incapable what would a 1800’s person’s reaction be to playing Minecraft oh a good Heavens I feel like they would say that a lot when something cool happens oh great heav I get more views not even trying than he does try Harding oh there

We go now we’re cooking okay I see you now exploding head exploding head I like it keep going keep cooking bro has like a sh man vampire dark skin tone whoa ban him oh no that’s Nemo never mind womaning light skin tone um I got to build like a little Fortress real

Quick oh goodness I don’t like spiders family woman woman boy boy already have a sword [ __ ] what’s the resets your death count uh yes sir hello Primus Newgate how are you doing sir or ma’am hey Pig he turned when I yelled his name proximity chat rules hey not kiss woman woman medium

Light skin tone medium skin tone briefcase briefcase Crown man elf medium light skin tone man elf medium light skin tone man elf medium light skin tone alien bro’s looking e has more deaths than he does Subs s of the day that’s crazy that’s funny I like

That I hear the spider I just don’t see the spider and it’s so annoying come down and fight me coward where is he a hey hey blood what’s what’s good oh don’t go down there look at me oh nice oh now that I have authority dude Bros looking East and

West kiss me on my hot mouth make shelter WTF make shelter oh dude shelter we take chances on this stream shelter shelter this is a homeless playthrough yeah you probably right but I’m GNA start digging soon so it’s all gonna be Gucci hey what’s up blood I’m I’m making pork

Chops what How’s he killing me right now Idiot bro you can’t come to the cookout your skin color is different than mine absolute buffoons I I’ll tell you what can we get much higher I love Port Chop his name was Dave okay so we’re about to start

Our adventure oh what was what level was iron again I for I forgot I want to say it was like underscore wam what lck is waving zombie – 24 and 72 wow you know what you couldn’t have got more vague than that that’s crazy but you know

What you want to see something cringe I’m going to mine this with a piece of steak all right which way should I go should I go this way should I go this way I’ll go this way you’re right chat you’re right oh down here perfect let’s make some uh torches so

Y’all can see kiss person person light skin tone dark skin tone did you say dark skin tone band no I’m playing oh what secret hideout word oh nobody’s in here that’s red I like this this is cozy what what level am I on 66 we’re going to have to go

Deeper and of course we’re going to dig straight down if you don’t dig straight down what are you doing you even playing the game why you being so cautious list D you know name nobody it’s clear to see that you are nothing but a talentless a relevant spec in the vast ocean of

YouTube no AI wrote that creativity are utterly pitiful compared to my soaring success and unmatched Talent hey I wrote that I believe it it must be a tough pill to swallow knowing despite your desperate attempts to gain attention you will forever be overshadowed by my greatness so go ahead and wallow in your

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F3 we’re still at 45 dude we’re not even scratching the surface wait what we’re not even getting close to iron uh ah iron dude iron is freaking rad dude oh my God I love Iron almost as much as I love coal such a lovely sound that means I’m doing something good

Rose happy about iron I love Iron skull dude iron way better than diamonds can you smelt Diamond you can’t so it’s now okay then I’ll ban you L moderator moderators be like ban no he got banned no that’s funny base Nemo moderator Nemo is like the Hitler of

YouTube you see something doesn’t like he deletes no way bro banned me no no he got the backup account that’s hilarious I can avoid anything oh oh but your name’s a loser though that’s not true you need some more confidence this guy winner you can try

But will fail all way s i wonder like how many backup profiles you have like how many backup profiles do you have that’s awesome and the fact that it was so quick you’re so quick with it try me child support I hear zombie I just can’t see zombie okay Straight

Ahead trust me Guys these are good headphones I bought them for $5 at the dollar store I lost my other backups a while ago so I can’t get banned 50 times man how that’s crazy though that’s a good idea though have backups like that backups on backups

Oh dude the zombies are super close I can hear them oh that was a horrible impression yo what’s up Zing or no sorry chaing I love you dude we’re cooking right now ah yo can you drop down here ain’t no way unburn my M Clips f fit dude how many how many

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Talking to you dude hope Christmas was good and hope you have a good year I really hope you do well man pH Dr Phil man I missed you so much man I hope you’re doing well I hope you had a good holiday sir you Legend holy crap I was

Watching some old streams trying to get some clips Phil and you were and you were on so many of them man I appreciate you Z you suck zombie d you alive you are alive dude Dr Phil’s a legend on this channel Dog absolute Legend man I hope you had a good holiday

Dude by the way let the little bar in the middle of your screen fill up before spam hitting gotcha I appreciate you Clips FN FN FN what does that mean does that mean frecking ban this man cursing on my channel I think the [ __ ] not

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Relation they they have no simul no my man did not just drop the monkey and man and dark skinned man emotes that’s crazy you guys hear that orangutanes can fish now oh here it is Jeffrey Epstein documents unsealed naming prince Andrew and former President Clinton my main or

Not for former President Clinton and prince Andrew on the list did you know D it did you know did you know oh I guess I should like craft a hang on a second fellas hang on a second just give me a minute hold on a second we need of course pickaxe love

Pickaxe should I go Shield or should I go pants or no I can’t even I can’t get helmet I’ll get iron boots shut up KNE unburn my man please please please did you know hey man that that’s up to moderator Nemo R that’s up to moderator Nemo I

Trust text in MO paint I trust his judgment Nemo holds all the Power uh how do you rotate me or it’ll make you pay whoa what oh oh no that’s crazy it’s like I’ll commit 911 again step one drag your mouse into your ass oh God what’s step two you need to ask the Discord mod oh Michael oh man Michael now Michael

He’ll he’s pretty brutal man dude Michael doesn’t even like me you’re a mod unburn me please we we’ll have to consider it or ‘ll pull out the spam bot mine is water and milk your wared mine mine is water and milk you’re warned oh [ __ ] not the not the spam

Bot I know how to unban people honestly man say please little kitten oh no no he’s going to make you SLE please what’s your favor drink my favorite drink right now it’s pear cinnamon Goblin Goblin butt cheek bro is water and milk yours is water and milk like 2%

Milk 1% are you drinking like whole ass milk if you’re drinking whole ass milk God bless you sir you are wonderful this cave is pretty dope I like it what’s this oh well 100% milk pilk Pepsi milk I I just saw a video of bad milk drinking

Pilk Badland said in his video that uh pure poison pilk is actually a thing like is that true do people actually like pilk was that a meme where’d he go oh that’s not a t too yes it’s real really people actually drink pilk I thought was a meme like X broke pil

Means Pepsi and milk right it was an advertise Germany person raising hand light skin tone and people say they liked it unburn my man please oh oh he he did say please okay that that’s true he did say please that that is Honorable un me D that is

Honorable that’s an honorable man right there ask the Discord mod good little kitten he’s a good little kitten oh my God he did just say that I hate word Discord mod with no life unburn me please please please H all right we’ll unban you but if he say something bad

Then we’ll have to ban you again uh I don’t know how to unban oh look at that I can’t I can’t unban you I could put user in timeout and hide user on Channel all right yeah it has to be neemo yeah it has to be Nemo B that’s funny okay

I’ll let him decide then I like that my Riders get a lot of power all right we’re cooking L doesn’t even give me the option to unban it’s just like you can you can mute this person like he’s already muted okay uh craft you guys’ thoughts on Sonic Heroes on the

GameCube that was a pretty good game who did that yeah I wonder who who Bann this guy that’s weird let’s see here well we have seven likes on the stream I appreciate that I am going to say the NW should have made a chest plate first oh I should have oh my bad

Chief I’m still learning I hear them but I don’t see them which makes me nervous oh bat oh I trust bat and if bat tells me to go down here I’ll go down thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone you’re going to say the

N- word what’s the N no I can’t kill the bat no the bat’s my friend I’m going to name him Bellin Belin the bat yeah see he’s cool with me man we’re homies you know what videos are overused 2024 let’s go but are so funny dude those videos where like

Streamers are like B everyone ban him kill the bat I like bro really Bann a loser kill the bat kill the bat kill the bat I am your voice inside your head Bellin did nothing wrong and I want you to kill the bat oh goodness kill

Belin H if you like And subscribe I’ll kill Bevin no play I I could never kill Bevin not for a billion dollars but two billion now we’re talking bats sometimes drop diamonds bro thinks he’s the Joker skull yeah it’s about sending the message nothing down here what level are

We three yeah it’s not going to cut it um I’m just going to explore a little bit more in this cave and then we’ll uh continue on digging down this way that’s the Strat is there anything even down here yeah I already been down here that’s oh

My God bin scared Theon dollar that I didn’t steal dude bin bin almost got one shot tried to ban my Al guess what I made another bro it’s got unlimited alts that’s awesome all right we’ll dig at a 45 degree angle we’ll do this right do I have enough sticks H only

Eight sticks that’s bro is the real William Aton oh never mind I got wood God I love wood so awesome bro is the real William I don’t even know who that is my other Al my main please man I I I I don’t have any power here man I

Tried you going you’re going to have to convince Nemo lovingly to say you got I’m not going to tell you to say please please kitten I’m not not going to tell you to say that all right bro doesn’t know [ __ ] literally I just I just live is anyone else like

That does anyone else like that I you don’t know anything about anything oh I have more oh hold on hold on hold on Fellers listen up y’all cuz this is it the beat that I’m banging is delicious that’s an old song I know that song that’s all I no what level

-3 how do I convince Discord mod where are they skd bop bop you’re you’re going to have to go to the Discord uh if that’s what Nemo wants you to do join the Discord and you have to ask Michael M was Belgian so look up some Belgian facts how do I please Belgian

People I think he’s asleep right now honestly I think it’s like 4:00 a.m. in Belgium right now I ain’t joining crap me Michael sucks oh not Mich oh goodness I I can’t I can’t uh I can never uh not agree greed nor deny he’ll spam ping him till he wakes

Up spam ping him oh my God that’s so funny not sure that way I’m not sure that would work I don’t even know Michael’s routine to be honest but he’s a great Discord mod oh well Sawyer is also a Discord mod you could try to message

Him not sure he but he’s pretty busy he goes to bed pretty early you know he has like a life and like a family and a day job Michael Michael Michael at Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Michael Micha Michael Michael Micha Michael Michael Michael Michael

Micha Michael Michael wh is Banning him who is Banning this guy like And subscribe okay fellas we are at level -5 we’re getting Diamond the stream boys and we’re going to the Nether and oh I need some stairs bad oh this sucks stop Banning me I’m not doing it I promise

Oh dude this is perfect actually um you said armor plate chest plate oh I need how many oh I don’t have enough just wait till a creeper comes oh that sucks all right it’s fine creeper I keep bonking my head on these whoa 11 viewers that’s make another email just talk

S SS s h h i don’t have power here I’m sorry okay here we go down I know this takes forever and I’d rather just build straight down but this is honestly the way to do it Minecraft cave music’s creepy AF it is pretty creepy isn’t it

What do you guys think is the scariest horror character for me it’s ghost face because oh man I accidentally caught that movie once when I was really young oh man I think it like altered altered me mentally I did not like that every time every times like friends

Is on with Courtney Cox I’m like uh like that Courtney Cox was on that movie that movie is scary but it shouldn’t be scary though it’s just some random guy this stream sucks I unsubed all right that’s fine brother I appreciate you trying though oh shoot I don’t have a pickaxe I’ll just

Use iron I guess nice creepiest thing from me was The Smiling women with those eyes smiling women which Which movie was that women do sound scary though not even go not even going to lie to you sir oh these their suck uh oh wow 10 oh we’re going to be

Fully ironed out boys what did I miss what did you miss uh I just got some more iron oh we’re talking about horror characters so which horror character is the most scariest to you I didn’t make it oh God sorry fellas I need to make a stone pickaxe these nuts that is pretty

Scary I’ve seen them personally and unfortunately I’ve also seen Michaels oh here we are why do I still have a wooden pickaxe that’s kind of cringe huh Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bonk Bon stream on mute I’m watching something for my educ ation I hope you all don’t catch

Autism wa the scariest thing is a penis education get this nerd out of here going to take a [ __ ] hey take me with you man come on come on you don’t need both hands to [ __ ] do you we’re not you’re not a wiper are you nerd nerd nerd

Nerd yeah but Nemo is in healthcare and you constantly have have to like re-up your education it’s so annoying would not recommend nerd face just quit your job and be a streamer that’s what I recommend to everyone here watching oh man like healthcare would be so much better if you didn’t have to

Like continue your education it’s so annoying and yes I take care of people I I am a healthcare worker that’s scary isn’t it okay very scary I am responsible for people’s lives oh I trying to be a streamer but I don’t know [ __ ] on how to set up a

Stream oh dude just download OBS look up a tutorial oh D it it’ll all come together for you I promise you it’s super easy I recommend everyone stream that’s it’s so much fun seriously but I’ve been doing this for about a year you know I have OBD OBS you have

OBD God I love OBD oh we are almost fully ironed Peta he doesn’t even look like Peter Griffin anymore he look like oh he does kind of I keep thinking the black dots are his eyes but that’s his mouth his eyes are right here someone didn’t take an account for

Armor IBS oh man I feel bad for my brothers with IBS dude oh that’s a hor I actually had a cooworker at IBS and he [ __ ] himself at work horrible imagine [ __ ] yourself at work you I would do go home crazy crazy I was crazy once

Then I took an arrow to the KNE they locked my up in a room a rubber room I this a rubber room full of rats gota be really careful here I I got a bad feeling about going down here and rats make me crazy I got a real bad feeling about

This oh [ __ ] you scare me Bevin I’m sorry I almost one shotted you with a torch oh not the skeletons dude I hate skeletons bro and I don’t have a shield do I have any more iron left can three iron make a shield hold up let me cook

We’re going we’re not being impatient anymore we’re actually going to beat it this time my impatience Kills Me 1984 1984 a shield needs one iron that’s it oh that’s cheap as hell oh mysterious cave sounds you got to love it uh oh I need wood there’s no wood down

Here I for oh man I actually kind wood needs wood can you make can you make a wood block with just sticks oh damn that sucks oh well freak it we ball I need to cook this mutton though I have dirt but no wood that’s crazy my face went old people no

Wood imagine getting old and not being able to get hard anymore why even bother you know did I know what these nut a coal block is better than nine coal oh is it really wait how you make a cold block you’re messing with me can I make at least the okay I’ll

Make an iron sword that’d be cool um nine coal all right let’s kill some uh now see now why is my oh cuz okay I get it I was going to ask why is my crafting table Shield not on the crafting table damn um tough dude nobody likes tough why they put

Tough how’s it that tuna boy holy crap dude you just missed like this whole thing where this guy was like begging to be unbanned it was crazy you missed some good stuff but I’m glad you’re here cuz I missed you and you’re great charge oh I see Diamond jump and hit jump and

Hit diamonds yeah do you see it it’s great isn’t it is this a confession I like you too Darion this is a confession wait everyone don’t mine it don’t mine it too late I M that [ __ ] so hard you broke the number one rule of m i n e c r a f

What’s what’s number what’s the number one rule you were supposed to mine around at first oh was I oh damn I think only liberals do that oh my [ __ ] goodness yeah that’s right I didn’t drop oh my [ __ ] God cuz God’s cool to see how much there is oh damn rule don’t eat

The yellow snow gon dude TTS is like straight nothing right now police get this man Ballers don’t follow rules yeah dude I’m a straight baller I’m a Gangster dude dude I’m the biggest gangster there is look at this freaking Idiot look at this Guy I’m like I’m edging him look at this guy wait oh is this obsidian oh dude this is so clutch I’s got to find some more Diamond there’s got to be Diamond around here Somewhere more creeper come here little guy don’t step in the lava the biggest gangster is afraid of this man because he didn’t mine around dear did he go to Los Angeles Most Wanted Man if he go to Los Angeles right now they’ll be like oh man I’ll don’t mess

With that guy that doesn’t mind around diamonds that guy doesn’t mind around diamonds dude I try to stay away hell yeah do we have pickaxe yet wh t h e r e s diamond any more Diamond can I get another Diamond you can get a pickaxe I can the [ __ ] is

That I just heard something I don’t like that Sound how have you been D I’ve been pretty good tuna man I uh I’ve been working a lot lately though you know there’s a lot of like uh RSV and influenza going around the end so works pretty crazy the Enderman doesn’t like water Enderman don’t like water damn incels the nadman can also

Teleport he can teleport dude he’s like hacking dude yeah work’s been crazy been working a lot cuz of the holidays you know but other than that it’s been pretty good man how have you been tuna look into its eyes and it attacks dude that the Enderman is the

Ultimate inso doesn’t like water does not like to be looked in the eyes we’re cooking um is there anything I can smelt raw gold why not pretty good nothing out of the ordinary if you kill it you get her ender pearl by the way where’s your iron axe is that pretty

Good or or end ender pearls good my man stole his pearls it’s more powerful than the sword oh it is oh [ __ ] my bad Chief look at this Noob he doesn’t he doesn’t even know it’s more powerful than the sword what an idiot I’m done taking a [ __ ] back in the 1500s

Tort I will travel to your city and get injured so you get called into an extra shift that’d be actually sick though like should I call you by your real name though or like like or your patient name like good evening tuna tuna is your real name

Right don’t tell me tuna is not your real name I know you might faster and you might slower in the water but uh I don’t give a [ __ ] you know what I mean yeah tuner is my real name hell yeah that’s what’s up hey stop doing water [ __ ] I said stab

It no more water we’re done we don’t need you we’re we’re done no you don’t need you anymore there could be Lava under the obsidian there could be Lava under the obsidian I think I’m scared of lava cringe dude enough of the oh my God there’s unlimited water this is

Bonkers underscore fish smell thank you oh my goodness just Oban can get stop nobody wants water oh thank god dude for real though obsidian can get burned really what how is that though it’s made by water and lava I think that’s kind of cap what was mojan thinking so son of a

[ __ ] [ __ ] you lava yeah take that you idiot [ __ ] lava tum ass I told you lava is delicious did you did wtfi missed the getting Diamond Part Oh no you’re fine son far lava looks like melted cheese it was inevitable how was your [ __ ] though is

It pretty good don’t strain too hard cuz you could get hemorrhoids I don’t oh that was close yeah it burns your inside but super good oh lava dude I had wy’s the other day the spicy chicken sandwich dude coming out was hotter than going in holy crap I

Thought I was like I thought I had food poisoning for a second it was flaming I saw the nastiest hemorrhoids in my life yesterday oh my gosh really like nasty as in Big or nasty as in like this man’s but hole looked like a sea urchin oh no sorry Captain Amo

That’s crazy how do people live like that man he probably just he might didn’t tell anyone about about it what was he in for was he like in for hemorrhoids or was he like you need you need 16 coal blocks 16 coal blocks he was a generous taker I mean

Obsidian he was a generous taker he in for stroke damn bro dude stroke scare me I don’t want to have a stroke I he he sounds like I had a stroke and his wife never leaves his side a put a random block on every corner a random block on every

Corner I’m not smart enough for this dude you guys want to hear a funny story about work I was taking care of this patient right and she’s a woman obviously uh men don’t go to the hospital and but uh her husband was there and he was like you know she has

Duties at home when she when she going to get better going to DM you on how the portal should look like I appreciate that [ __ ] is ying but this dude was like she has duties at home to take care of husband isn’t that crazy that’s freaking crazy right tuna that is

Bonkers who banned that Sawyer character I I don’t even know man I I don’t you got me bro but he got banned wasn’t me dude people have said the inward on the stream and I’ve been like just don’t say it again I’m too lenient I could

Never be a cop oh you you have 1,000 lbs of cocaine in your trunk you know just next time don’t do that man keep it somewhere safe not in your trunk okay you have a nice day now o how much obsidian do I have 13

1,000 give me some and call me when you have more dude I guess Like Cocaine has like fentanyl in it now like people been putting fanol in it which is like not cool you know what I’m saying it’s not cool pentanol makes you sleepy like the permanent sleep son of a

[ __ ] stupid ass lava I can’t even tell you my addiction for Red Bull right now they call me Amazon the way I deliver fenile you know what’s funny like if you’re if you’re not on Instagram reals I highly recommend it like sometimes like what these parents uh these parents uh videos of their

Kid get into your algorithm and like people like you uh like also get them and in the comments they’re like oh this kid so me fit someone get this little nword of some fentol hey bro you try fentol sometime it’s crazy actually it’s pretty crazy like it just reaches the wrong algorithm of

People and lately I’ve been getting a lot of like mentally disabled reels lately which has been weird not sure why I’m that Target a audience but uh it’s kind of crazy how how many people say the nword on Instagram reals they say it a lot sorry I’m opening a

Red Bull I get of Brazilian [ __ ] reels for some reason it’s appropriate Brazilian [ __ ] reels like actual [ __ ] that’s kind of Basse whoa my hands were not in the right spot the keyboard uh we have 20 okay that’s enough that’s bad I remember when my YouTube ads were nothing but skitso Med

Ads really a lot of Brazilian Reals in done with the portal done with the portal I’m going to DM you on Discord now oh jeez I’m not sure if I’m going to like this hold up wait a minute pull my cup put some Li in

It oh he’s going to DM on Tinder as well oh good oh tuna boy my man tuna Nemo had this idea right what if for our next Tinder video we put blind people blind Tinder so like I’m going to get on Tinder and uh and like wear sunglasses and like

Feel like like have pictures of me like feeling on the ground for [ __ ] I don’t know like just just just let me cook you DM me this is what he did dm’ me you guys want to see hi Mr Beast shut up ni what does ni

Stand for oh here it is I ain’t doing all that we’re we’re doing it the wasteful way all right I need some space to create this portal right so I’m going to build it down here so it’s close to my like ah little tunnel area you ever just

Get like tired of talking back lover Nickelback lover that’s what he was going to say ew look at this Photograph he was straight cooking when he said that my boy was like look at this Photograph and you know what people did people did do you guys remember when Donald Trump

Got elected and nobody would want to do his like they always get like an artist Flyn and steel what type of music do you listen to D to light it up oh my God you’re so right what type of music do I listen to uh man I’ve been into some Rihanna

Lately but I like uh I like metal music it’s kind of cringe honestly I don’t like my taste the music I wish I likeed Frank Sinatra or something something classy but no I like people to go that like scream into a microphone yeah that’s right literal autistic people just screaming into a

Microphone now this is music okay you guys don’t get it the screaming has a meaning can I get a like And subscribe on the channel that’s big enough that’s big enough that’s what my girlfriend said once and then uh where is she now four blocks at the bottom three blocks at the side

Both and four blocks at the top tuner boy what what kind of music do you listen to sir thank you zing hello again hello dery P account number two number two how are you sir I’m back again hope all is well hello sir we’re about to enter the

Nether you said three blocks on the side one two three that can’t be right doesn’t look right at all yeah purple drink I want to put a little torch on the side just to make it look kind of there we go this kind of make it look kind of pretty

Depends on what I’m doing I like to listen to K Bop when doing the secc’s yes sir oh can you imagine that what what a mood killer that would be listen let’s listen to the uh what the [ __ ] that’s your base now when are we getting our drunk stream oh no I just

Thought of what I wrote never mind get ready and welcome to hell make a bed first and sleep on the nether oh that’s that’s that’s a good point I should make a bed Nemo what’s your drink of choice sir have you guys ever had those monster alcoholic beverages holy crap I feel

Like a k acceptable secc’s song A cbat and Cantina Band song Cantina Jack Coke oh no Jack and Coke who’s Jack tough oh my God I still have tough on me tough is so Cringe all right wait wait wait wait wait wait I got to take a screenshot of this someone was around here parading as you and deian banned him hey so listen listen here so someone remember this you’re playing on Java or Bedrock 45 69 28 oh Sawyer what’s up man somebody was

Requesting your presence today oh someone was just uh someone got banned on the stream crius said yeah someone got banned on stream and uh they were like Nemo was like if you want to be unbanned ask the Discord mod oh I don’t have any oh I don’t have any I

Don’t have any gold on me oh I need some gold right underscore cupcake hang on I need a gold helmet I forgot I forgot Sawyer how’s your life man how’s how’s the wife that’s the zombie pigman I know but I still need like the the like the helmet or something

Right am I right or am I wrong I could be wrong if you attack one all the zombie pigmans kill you make a bed make a bed that’s hilarious was punching up when he bagged Mrs Sawyer bad that’s like that’s like such a crazy term bagged make a bed I read your

Comment I’m sorry I I double read it can you eat in the nether let’s see you sure can wife and I are at the tail end of a horrible cold top three worst vir infections of my life dude you almost scar me I bagging a medical term I thought you

Were going to say tailing of a horrible divorce I was like what no oh I hate this I hate the kid Pigman your wife was at the tail end nice she oh my God yeah when a solid five marries a 10 that’s defitely punching up the zombie

Ones want attack just don’t hit them look up colostomy bag in Google Images I already know what that looks like and I know what that smells like and it’s not good oh gosh I don’t think I should go this way to be honest but for the normal Pigman

You do need gold no oh my God oh my God eat oh my God eat oh my God oh my God oh my God in Ed coloss no way no way come on put it out put it out yes oh my [ __ ] bumbling idiot l m dude that was instructions unclear I

Ended up looking for boobies in Google dead get water boobies get water dumbass water water doesn’t work in the nether I think I I believe the nether is hell I can make it yeah I’m talented but the for the normal Pigman you do need gold oh God I love gold it’s my favorite

Block oh is this a for Oh I thought boobies are temporary Minecraft is forever I actually thought this was a fortress man I’m I’m stupid I was so excited for a second I’ll bro get a bed to sleep in no okay I will it seems like

It I’m a yes man so yes I will make a bed and sleep in it holy [ __ ] it’s Derpy P I know him Derpy oh my God what is that green oh yeah dude we’re in the a don’t look at me find blaze rods chump I’m trying by

The way it wasn’t my idea to make you sleep in the bed it was I know him from that MLP convention don’t forget to boo out the green shrooms oh that’s right that’s the end you need ender pearls I know but should I get like a diamond pickaxe

Before I start like chomping on the to get to the end Enderman you know what I’m saying wrong one Oh wrong this is not this not the right right shroom warp fungus which one oh wait is that a fortress no it’s not it’s still blue my bad my

Bad but I do get mistaken a lot diamond pickaxe bro you have one right there those are the correct diamond sword sorond they scare the BS I’m pretty sure that was you appreciate it appreciate it appreciate that [ __ ] C okay we need to find a fortress right to get blaze

Rods no Derpy I’m I’m not going to I’m not going to say that I’m scared of the inter man I’m not going to say that but they are a little freaky get a iron ax it does the same damage as a diamond sword it does say a racial slur say a racial

Slur uh Digger honky I can say that oh my God I’m like low on food excuse me I said honky there’s a honky in the chest crafter what the [ __ ] is that is our word can they can they walk on lava like that what are

Those and can I eat them put a saddle on one you can’t oh my God you can shut up don’t even play me dude do not play me yes oh my god get a saddle on one if only I had you can walk across lava riding one I think did I really

Just come to the ne without without a crafting table I really came into the nether without a crafting table are you serious should have looked for dungeons I don’t know what dungeons are where are dungeons okay well I can’t go down there all right you can run them

Sometimes they even stack to control a Strider you need a mushroom the green ones oh man I’m not sure where to go I’m just kind of wandering around I probably shouldn’t be doing this because you know I’m going to get lost uh excuse me you need the red ones in the fortresses what’s

This oh my inventory is full buy copper buy Arrow uh B salt okay that’s crazy this is prob the farthest you got in hardcore did oh why you bring more obsidian or will you have to search out your portal the red ones was sleep okg in my driveway drunk yeah

Yeah I don’t have any more I only have six more obsidian unfortunately should I go over there this is bad news you know what [ __ ] it I’m definitely going to get lost in the nether LM don’t worry I screenshotted my coordinates back to the portal it’s going to be

Fine fast for two two hours later in the Stream it it wasn’t fine oh my God I hear piglins imagine if you encounter a Goss gosses fear me sters are the pigs or Minecraft oh yo so the did the zombie pigs and the regular pigs live in harmony he’s riding

A chicken p i g l i n that didn’t go well the last time he’s oh my God he’s riding get the gold oh my God he’s riding a [ __ ] chicken bro nice ride okay where’s the gold at I didn’t bring gold [ __ ] my ass I am [ __ ] dude

That’s fine we’ll find we’ll find some gold nuggets right here did do they get mad if I do this I think they do how did a chicken get into The Nether how’ the chicken cross the road you turned gold in9 ingots you [ __ ] dumbass you already know I

They don’t get mad they don’t good good we’ll find some gold nuggets damn dude this is some crazy [ __ ] I’m just going to oh [ __ ] dude I’m definitely dying here I am definitely you should not have faith in this run if you have faith get out of here by

The way if you find nether right mine it survival tip don’t mine gold in front of piglins oh they do get mad it looks like a Choco spring roll a Choco spring roll gotcha I know what those look like okay so I have oh [ __ ] my oh my god

Dude can I just do this oh dude I didn’t I didn’t bring oh my god dude I am [ __ ] dud we’re we’re gonna have to go back because I don’t have my crafting table or anything you know what I’m saying okay who memorized the coordinates dying you can make gold from

Gold nuggets I know but you need a craft just need nine you need like a crafting table right oh my God that’s this is so cringe okay how do you pull up your screenshots okay I’m going to write this down uh where’s my Sharpie I’m going to write it in my hand -44

69 27 Alexa pull the screenshots Alexa pull up the Discord conversation okay so- 44 is it this way okay we’re in good shape fellas we’re in good shape it’s going be Fine don’t look at me like that with your [ __ ] sexualized eyes so if you were trapped in the nether would you you know breed hey Siri what’s my location with a piglin you I know your wife’s already a piglin but let’s be theoretical here I’m sorry don’t be lava please is this

Netherite underscore shies underscore Shore [ __ ] my boy is bringing in Boomer humor hey his wife’s fat hilarious you can use any wood even from the nether to make a crafting table oh really trying to Branch out to the hate wife audience yes exactly precisely my wife is my

Life oh wow stop freestyling on this mining beat Oh wrong way my wife left me your wife left you no oh D I actually have a screenshot you saying that that was hilarious you said my wife left me too oh this is super fast it’s fine boys everything’s going to be fine lucky

My wife won’t leave she won’t oh cringe you got a gas lighter [ __ ] can I also gatekeep and girl boss gate gate keep speed up the mining uh oh wow we’re like super far away still we’re at 394 we need be at 27 holy [ __ ] it’s fine though we’re going to

Build a tunnel and be able to go back faster because it’s a dead shot straight ahead to the portal so this is good so we’re just going like Drop drum in the portal I want a wife that can princess Carry Me NGL [ __ ] I drew a drawing on what the nether

Ride looks like I’m a DM all right DM me netherrite more like nether wrong women always be wrong anyways hit like And subscribe if you hate women no I love women actually women are cool I’ll be that princess Honestly though women they run the world ever heard of Beyonce Roblox pfp detected netherite

Drawing rejected I’m afraid of women thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light skin tone thumbs up light thank

You using light the light skin tone I appreciate that we’ll come back here F3 uh oh my God we’re still so far away wait someone said I can make a crafting table here so hang on a second just hold on don’t kill me please I’m not looking your eyes

Right I’m Not Looking In Your Eyes okay I’m just going to leave uh black Enderman scare me okay let’s go just kidding right taking any chances to stream fellas okay I DM you the netherite drawing go see it all right this better be good this better be

Art no don’t see the drawing side top oh my God what is this not the volleyball team oh God that’s horrible bro got rejected from Art School bro’s about to be the next Austrian painter gr I got rejected ww three it’s happening we we we we do a little uh all right oh my God there’s so there’s so much gold for real though all right when when we get back

We’ll get more uh obsidian too just in case we need it so that way uh I know I’m using my diamond pickaxe is cringe do I have another no when we get back we’ll mine more obsidian too cuz there’s like a [ __ ] ton back [Applause] there okay we’re getting closer I wish I

Had a torch can I make torches oh I can hell yeah dude all right we’ll put some torches here just to say hey this is our tunnel G I’m going to jump is this what India looks like just bunch of blue [ __ ] uh 189 okay we’re like actually kind of close

Now so what you guys get for Christmas you guys get get for yourself no the blue filter is Washington Washington America did you know George Washington had not enough [ __ ] did you know George Washington had like a wooden teeth but also oh man didn’t have a bridge here what the [ __ ] where

Am I 40 okay so 49 44 69 27 dude like I am way out in the Boondock did that make a bridge blood’s already lost shut up I’m not lost just kidding I’m lost I can get lost in my own town sometimes I got that Google Maps comes in

Clutch what time is it can we give me a time check can someone from Ohio tell me what time it is or Midwest what the [ __ ] is that that’s not a gas is it 9:38 p.m. [ __ ] my ass it’s a [ __ ] GH F it’s a g h a s

T just like the Vietnamese I’m hiding in the trees hit it deflect the Fireballs hit the ball for attack back ah blood’s hiding in the what the [ __ ] okay how’d that hit me for real use your s SW o r d deflect oh you can deflect hits the [ __ ] ball hits the

The Fireballs Dum Dum oh dude I am so [ __ ] maybe we can go around oh god dude there’s like so many Ops in here maybe I should like build over there real quick this will be fine no okay [ __ ] we’re fine have faith in me oh okay this is better this is

Better well I’m never going to find that tunnel now which is frustrating oh [ __ ] okay I need be careful God damn don’t fall in the lava dip [ __ ] okay where am I okay we’re getting really close Now what’s up blood how was we doing where these things can they can can these things hurt me too they look stackable netherite is very very very rare material okay I that makes me uncomfortable back to digging God I hate how I sound like babies babies annoy me am I right [Applause]

Fellas anyways hit that like And subscribe if you hate babies imagine being a baby how much you grow up pay your taxes God damn it some more like tax evaders am I right if you’re a baby you’re just avoiding taxes oh wow we’re actually really close now negative like we’re at

27 okay we’re at eight babies a chill AF no they’re not no who who said that uh Sawyer okay he he can say I’m baby so Sawyer’s a sawyer can say that he’s he’s a moderator but on anyone else says that no I’m baby ban that guy oh it’s tuna never

Mind oh what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] happened what did I do your pfp sucks ass sir I redre crash I can’t even find OBS right now it prob crashed the feds are on their way wait it says OBS is already running but it’s not up oh [ __ ] dude old system can’t run

Minecraft old system can’t run Minecraft get out of here oh man if if I launch OBS is going to crash the stream it might hold up a what happened are y are y’all still there are y’all still there hold up that’s what you get for opening tuna’s Discord zip bomb hold up hold

Up okay the stream’s still up that’s good yes that’s good okay uh dude like what happened like what did I do I I even close out my Chrome tabs what the [ __ ] can get some elevator music that’s crazy going I’m here and how big is your wayway see look already joined the game

As this user imagine we all stayed quiet turn what what should I do cuz it says it’s already opened oh dude it’s going to R my progress isn’t it if I oh my God some random hob zero show me your woi hold up let me Google this [ __ ] nobody leave hang on a

Second my game and all my Chrome tabs closed what do I do contr control shift t what is your what the [ __ ] oh what the heck game says it’s still running but I can’t find it what do I do what the heck oh God go full [ __ ] open Task

Manager yeah it still it still says it’s it’s open uh it says in task REI feedback how do you open it that’s so weird old plus Tab and see if it pops up get opera GX now what the [ __ ] no oh man what the heck dude this is so

Weird I must have done something wrong clearly rip Minecraft I just got no no worries no worries so do you think if I if I start anyway it’ll start from where I was at [ __ ] it we’re trying it oh my God if this if this resets oh my God I’m going to

Scream it auto saves D won’t let me D what what’s happened to TTS is TTS doubled or anything lock by another running in I don’t know dude it won’t let me play oh my god dude what am I doing hang on walk by another running instance of Minecraft end all instances in task

Manager and reload end all instances in task manager dude uh dude uh tuna tuna yeah TTS is freaking out a little or a hold on hold on no It’s hold on I did something I’ve never done that before it like doubled all the oh my god dude what a nightmare there we go oh wow okay got It all right that’s crazy I never had that happen before see OBS is still running but I can’t see it somebody clipped that I just hit a clip oh [ __ ] where am I uh okay this is fine this is fine I think let’s just hide a little Bit holy [ __ ] okay oh my God oh my God stream stayed good the while time alha than t TS B weird is TTS good now dude like I wonder what combination of buttons I hit to like do that who you can make blue you can make Blue Torch what TTS you good

See TTS are you alivee check Discord check Discord I will once I get get back to my original spot got to keep playing for the homies man I’m sorry that happened fellas that’s wild new pfp don’t check Discord you made me a new profile picture I appreciate that don’t check

Discord don’t you [ __ ] check it how’s the pole doing Pier Griffin’s at 50% I wonder who’s winning I don’t know a pit bull without food that could be dangerous holy [ __ ] am I going the wrong way- 44 69 27 nope Yep this is the way damn I’m sorry fellas that was

Wild like all my tabs are still open but they weren’t showing let this glass fixed I just joined the Discord and put bill is winning bill is winning I love too who’s Bill these NS in the stripped Club straight up joking it and by it haha well let’s just

Say my penuts no what pitbull he’s string his his schnaz so want get this guy to become president Sawyer you should run for president I feel like you have a squeaky clean record and like a good way though I know I know you get turned up

Sometimes but I feel like you have a very good past cuz like you can’t have a bad past you can’t you can’t be me and run for president they’ll be like um you posted on Facebook and 2013 run for president people will goon over your wife oh that’s true I would love Joe

Biden’s for present hang out with me and play Minecraft throttle for present who’s Throttle okay so we’re okay so 6 44 so now we need the mill number to match up what’s the mill number is that like down okay so we need to go oh [ __ ] we need to go up throttle mud [ __ ] this is a bad idea this is such a bad idea

But this is such a bad idea am I can a single Chad with no BD or Riz run for president dude oh man I I remember a president ran like or somebody ran for president I’ll secure the Democrat vote by hiding my wife and hiring a guy to

Pretend to be my husband Libs love gays liberals you can’t be president and get no [ __ ] 27 so got him wait is it side to side no I need I I need a bob number to be 27 okay there we go we’re almost there oh yes then I’ll secure the Republican vote

By issuing all rural white men 50 plus a free gun yes s you give me a free gun I will get 100% of the votes biggest landslide in American history what kind of gun sees Sawyer yeah okay yeah is it a ray gun it’s j do you just stack him oh here we

Go just white men though keltech why 50 plus make it 25 what the [ __ ] am I doing I don’t know what I’m doing my brother in Christ why are you putting it one by one I don’t no boys or cat girls your choice of conceal carry pistol I’m cooking though I’m cooking

God dude this is so cringe I could already tell someone’s cringing in the comments I can feel you’re cringe pretty sure right click spreads it evenly let him cook when you check Discord okay that’s all I have oh no oh wow I had exact number okay

Nice [ __ ] okay let’s go get some more obsidian so we don’t do that again I check Discord okay we should have a vote will this stream being in cringe training he’s not checking Discord Discord when don’t check Discord bro I’m not checking Discord I’m r b i n g crafting table bring the

TBL hang on hang on let me cook hold the 25-year-old white males are all issued at tomboy GF okay new pull up let me know what you think Home on the Range intense typing I’d take tomboy over fboy cuz I’m not gay dude what’s gay about a feminine penis

Nothing if the penis is feminine it’s not gay how many times I have to say d my diamond pickaxe is getting fboy is a bot gay no one needs more than a double barrel shotgun with 3in slugs I have AIDS do you really that’s awesome that’s authentic I

Think you should keep the pfp I like it it’s simple and recognizable plus I don’t like change it scares me change is scary I agree but like I just want people to be like oh he’s copying dream like first off I’ll touch little girl wait you guys seen that cell uh show me

A picture of YTP I heard you was a pedophile in word heard you like little boys and girls that’s what the mask is I put that as a chat command no oh man you don’t want to copy stream cell meeting dream let me let me know in the comments

Do you guys think dream’s innocent or do you think it’s just a me king crown with my burger Queen hamburger can I get a large fry fries she’s vegan face vomiting please so don’t prohibited put no cheese cheese wedge with some honey honey be mustard on the side smirk some honey mustard the

French say forget no the the French you know the French I got some words for him I’m not going to say it but I do have some words for him you know it’s crazy they can use their napkin as the as their national symbol okay sorry because they give up

Napkin are white it’s a white flag french give up you know the the French Revolution though was kind of badass I’m not going to lie to you that was sick when they were like hey yo give us our bagets and they soloed imagine just chopping people’s heads off that’d be crazy right I’m

Valid for that right dream is for sure not innocent and French people make some pretty cool stuff but could not live there what’s the secret to getting longer balls longer time if you can make your balls any shape I’m self-conscious about buy nonong balls join them n man that that’s

Good for uh Evolution you’re high and tight baby that’s good that’s a good thing who the [ __ ] is growling at me uh French equals French W asterisk men gross we had six people leave the stream after I said French people suck I’m sorry French I would be rocking starshaped

Balls if you could shape them they hang low I just wish they were more Hong LOL Sawyer you either got long balls and small we way or small balls and big wayway hi Man Nice n o 21 bro didn’t think to pull out his sword rip not even for a second wait Daron

Edging my C Lois incoming red 21 doesn’t work rip dude we did everything by the book and we still [ __ ] lost okay [ __ ] blue it I’m coming weary R Tia woozy face Lois R Tilda Tilda R Tilda sweat droplets tired woozy face don’t forget to change the receipt Sant

I can’t just a mad to speak now I’ll do I’ll have to do it after stream because OBS won’t open up cuz it says it’s already running I don’t want the stream to crash okay yeah someone someone keep track for me yes thank you soer thank you I cannot freaking believe it happened

Again but you know what this is opportunity for growth we’re going to take what we learned and apply it to this run right here yeah that’s right I’m coping leave me alone [ __ ] that is not just place that wood block there okay come what no no cursing see while you’re at

It cop and See yes curse Let the hate flow this one’s going to be different I promise I swear to you that this will be the this will be the one I’m not letting that happen Again oh I can’t believe that’s [ __ ] happened to me yes I know you shoveled my gravel I do not give a freak yeah that’s right I said it Oh oh my God hold up I almost did something stupid this is good this is good anyways 10 likes oh [ __ ] he said Frick dude we have 10 likes dude who was liking the page if Jurassic Park was real how long would it take someone to break in and Dink a

Dino if a Jurassic Park was real long what would it take someone to break and oh whoa I can’t even think straight because of that question that’s crazy actually um I better I better be pretty quick not even going to lie to you would you though I mean let’s say if the dinosaur

Was was wearing something pretty Hot there okay here’s a question which dinosaur is the most breedable would not personally you know there’s always this oh what’s your favorite dinosaur there’s never which dinosaur would you breed with if you’re the last person on Earth you can do like a half dyo half human type thing that’d be sick

Imagine a human autistic dinosaur hybrid the one with the long neck that gawk G 8,000 that’d be sick streamers dad is a dino yeah I would smash nigersaurus nigersaurus oh goodness what’s up my nigers anyways it’s a real Dino don’t ban me don’t please don’t ban

Me it’s got me more coal in here right [ __ ] well I’ll be a son of a [ __ ] ban him anyway paky keosa orus for sure got the bald head of a sugar daddy just waiting to be slapped like ites a bag of dirt at the hardware store and O

No it’s a real dinosaur please he he like goes up to his wife how is the stream honey I was banned why nitrosa [Laughter] breedable oh that’s funny where’s all my nitrosa is at hit like And subscribe hit like And subscribe where’s the coal at I thought there was more coal down

Here my computer is so angry right now does anyone else have a gaming computer let me know in the comments below and what’s your specs what you running dude holy [ __ ] I want to go down there but I need some food first for show nice with some honey mustard on the side

Helmet yeah that’s right I make bad decisions all right oh cool I run a Pentium 2000 with Windows me uh what was that Pentium 2000 oh dude that’s crazy that’s a good build who misses Windows XP man I miss Windows XP I may be dating myself saying

That but I thought that [ __ ] was solid that was some good ass I came back from pissing and thought you were holding a gun I was I this is my a I I I crafted an AK I’m an I I built one in October 2022 it’s worth somewhere between

$1,100 1300 bits since I bought all the parts from Facebook Marketplace I paid less than 600 total nice man US military still uses it I miss when I didn’t have to pay taxes just military still uses it because they know what’s up uh I miss when I didn’t have to pay

Taxes do do do Mexicans pay taxes that’s awesome actually holy [ __ ] where did he come from how the hell is your Express still at lvl2 no I don’t even know uh hold up let me cook why does a homeless man rob a bank if they succeed they’re rich if they don’t

Yes they have a house a bed get food closing square bracket yeah dude they should like Rob Max because they had they had like well I wouldn’t say nothing to live for but they they why not like you know what I’m saying you’re so you’re so right can we get us some copyrighted

Music and everything they need in prison some copyrighted music what kind of music would you like they can get [ __ ] too I don’t mind losing monetization for music but like sometimes I won’t play in other countries and as you know oh and as you know we have some

Foreigners here I I can’t M that can I no Unity by the fat trat I suggest Ice Ice Baby Ice Ice Baby I love that little white guy dude we’re like killing it right now in the resources department we just don’t have any food and it’s about the sun’s about to

Set I just know it if you ain’t from Mora you can get owt play race War by Tom mcdonal oh get out oh sorry all right here we go all right I need some like small animals to kill hello aminals oh I love you damn one shotted should have had your diamond armor

On hello chicken Darion play Unity from the fat rat Unity from the fat rat who’s that I don’t think I’ve ever heard that before whoa look at that all this I’m going to need some more food though let me get my four Alexa why did my dad

Leave because he’s it’s a song from 2017 2017 dude that’s like a billion years ago I I have I don’t think I’ve ever made an axe in this game yet oh it’s way faster I like this Alexa make Captain Amo my dad PF you’re a true play Auntie if you’re

Real if I’m real oh [ __ ] I’m actually AI generated oh man there’s so many resources is here oh my gosh there’s more iron dude we’re going to like be ironed out it’s actually going to be crazy Captain Amo adopter tuna wait t h e r e WS a emerald Alexa make tuna my

Catgirl son there’s a emerald the rarest wh hell yeah I love Emerald he’s a great cook D equals chat GPT confirmed there’s an emerald d a h m e i o n hey guys I think there’s an emerald over here um I’m not sure you guys saw that but I no joke I

Think there’s an emerald over here I think there’s an emerald is this an emerald can I can I M this with stone not not going to take a chance Emerald the rarest wh pretend you’re my grandmother who worked in the Napal making factory and is handing down the family business Jes

WTF someone clip that [ __ ] how big is your wayway surface level Emerald what the fck nobody clip that nobody clip it surface level Emerald is that is that seriously rare D I should play the lottery dude if I if I played the lottery and I won oh my god dude I’d be

Gifting you guys Subs I’ll be I I’ll be reverse subbing as they call it I I’ll be your sub basically wait pause wait that does not sound right just average sized hobo sad face I need some quit before they win big that’s true I can confirm let there be lights

Hhhh anyways that chick from berserk that evil one that’s like a vampire SL demon dude would Emerald only spawn underground really for real someone clip that [ __ ] because uh uh I’m lazy X dude where the [ __ ] are all the animals I don’t want to go down

There oh dude there’s so much iron dude we are killing it this is where I’m going to die I I have no food would you rather be a a hobo or a woman let me know in the comments and before you say what you don’t like women I love women but

They’re 0.9% of our viewership 0. n n man would you sell your soul for some devil c00 Chi hobo gift what’s the difference what’s the difference what’s the difference you all better say hobo all right I can’t risk losing all these mats 0.9 keep it up let’s sure for 0.0% yeah almost perfect

Stank hobo dude I love having TTS oh my God it’s so nice let’s not look over and read cuz you know reading is not my specialty all right here’s my hole okay pause uh I’m like clutching it right now uh oh my God 23 IR also does a 0.9

Female viewers want to become homeless than be woman yeah women oh dude what if like .9% is just like men with feminine penises that’d be crazy uh anyways I’m not going to get out of this hole until it’s Sunrise I am not chancing this great start yeah

Guilty guilty is y w NB a w they’re trans dude I want to Trans Am so bad what exactly is this femin penis you keep talking about okay so look at your penis right now everyone all seven of you look at your penis right now what does it look like is it

Feminine or or do you look at it and say damn that’s mainly penis it’s literally that easy small small okay there’s 10 votes 10 votes oh jeez I wish I can Tab out without actually I can I have AIDS 30% yes 30% no okay it doesn’t helped me at

All black mine is micro 2 cm but with great intentions damn that’s many Le’s wewe grow not a shower mutilated mutilated and reasing check Discord real grower not a show oh man dude good intentions Define good intentions no don’t check Discord whoa wait where is my full

Skin we we have a lot of high profile people here so we have Sawyer my Discord mod we have Nemo My Stream mod we have we have tuna my life manager and we have Z Ling the official Chinese person of the stream and we have some random hobo

The official hobo of the stream there’s a lot of high-profile people here I’m going to drink my Red Bull that is tasty what’s your social credit neg3 oh dude I have a perfect challenge to do when we complete this one is a mod Here yeah Captain Nemo is a mod actually yeah cuz uh I’m not yet convinced that a penis can be feminine I think you might just be gay go ahead type in the Google when type in the Google feminine penis and don’t do it on Incognito or won’t show

Up um Captain Nemo is a mod here yes he is I’m not sure if you I obey the law so my social credit is 82 Q3 ventian 659 nov deilan 862 octad deilan 534 sep deilan 872 sex deilan 600 I’m not sure if you guys remember the uh danan

Incident a while back I should put that in the 2023 review video the Dandan incident on TTS that was crazy but uh yeah ever since then I’m like I need a mod but yeah if you want to be a mod apply Now oh dude we have so much [ __ ] iron this is so awesome oh my god oh yes I feel so protected I need a Shield you can’t hit me skeletons idiots I missed that one but I’m assuming there was slurs involved oh no this guy kept so um in the past TTS would would read your name before it would say your comment and his name was Dyan right and he would spam like every word like the

Box is in the go kill some mobs oh yeah and it’ll be like dandyan go Dy in to Dandy in the Dandy in other Dandy in and dude people were like there’s only like one person in the Stream and that was him cuz the people are [ __ ] annoyed w h Bing

Ke oh shoot oh we need to make a door for for these water uh yeah I learned my lesson oh finally okay sorry fellas sorry it took so long I would to TBH tears of joy it was so bad dude it was so bad I

Felt so bad for everyone that was in the Stream that that stream was probably one of the most popular ones besides the besides this one I guess people like really like subnotica but I need to play that game again hopefully I beat this game before the

Elder ring DLC comes out cuz I want to play that too I need to finish sub natica do the eldering DLC and that’s kind of the playlist I’m kind of wanting to do right now also if you have any game suggestions or stream suggestions hey man fill my ears with your wisdom

Jang Bing idiographic period di Bing idiographic period howang Bing idiographic period oh yes the subnotica incident of 2023 who can who who can forget dude what if I play subnotica again he comes back that’d be freaking hilarious it’s like yo we’re playing some natica again anyways I’m sorry I’m yapping so much

This stream fellas I have a lot to say I missed you guys in a non homo way Dead Silence okay let’s get this iron all right I’m going to create a uh oh my god dude there’s so much freaking iron and coal dude we are definitely

Winning this if if I lose this it’s a skill issue and I should just uninstall the game like dude like seriously this is like so freaking clutch oh my God so much resources I’m going to sneeze pfp confirms that pfp confirms that offbrand dream smiley face

Uh all right we need to find aminal I got to leave but I hope everyone enjoys the stream tuna thank you for joining the stream sir I appreciate GTS stopped I think for a sec yeah I think it did BW tuna oh wow it did wow I’m like so

Behind play some Chinese gambling games like like ginin impact lethal company’s big right now Roblox because you’re poor I don’t believe it I’m the only person that isn’t a member get your money up not your funny up no I’m playing someday you will be someday you will be seriously there’s

No freaking animals around or they just not rendering in oh yes here’s some anals [ __ ] have you guys seen that video where uh the the same guy calls into this uh like uh TV show he’s like hey am I on he’s like you’re on you’re the next caller he goes

[ __ ] definitely a good video I would check it out died like a [ __ ] come here piggy I’m use you sub someone bought my membership if I’m not wrong but still pretty dope to be a part of Channel and that news one is hilarious I like that one is there any

Good memes you guys liked lately I pretty much seen every meme so I think I I would know what you’re talking about but if not post in the Discord we’ll check it out I need a third monitor just for Discord but seriously I do how much Social credit the UAH V the

Stuff I see on telegram is wild I’ll apply soon telegram what is telegram can someone tell me what telegram is I’ve seen that before on like see our tender like the tender videos like add me on telegram I you know what that is I want to be out of the social

Loop Russian WhatsApp oh really oh are you Russian how much Social credit do you have -3 holy crap we got to go in there telegram seems to be a new WhatsApp variant Bing chilling so is WhatsApp like can you see Memes on there and that’s probably a stupid question

But I I honestly don’t know oh I actually need sheep all right I’m going to get these sheep I’m going to go back up to the mountain cook him and then we’re going to that big ass cave holy crap someone fill this hole I I want have a shovel

Damn hello sheep I will gag VY you 1 million and three social credit if you play Roblox later on the stream or mayor a different stream but like I don’t I don’t really understand Roblox so like there’s a lot of games on there right social credit is

Money so like telegram is a messaging app where you can do lots of stuff oh okay are you honestly trying to beat this WhatsApp is a messenger like phone call and messages I pirate books from telegram you pirate books from Telegram dude telegram seems like a lot more than this messaging

App but uh back to uh Roblox like which game do I play on Roblox the best games to play on Roblox is Nemo we’re beating it we’re going to beat it this round cuz like dude we are straight cooking right now dude I just see I would wish we need more animals

For sure though hang on let’s just go around the mountain and see if I can find some more and then we’ll go into that cave a [ __ ] I need more chicken sex simulator lady boy edit OB you’re a captain Oh sex simulator I don’t know how to play that but

Seriously like I don’t understand like like where it goes or the concept of it like when do you pee exactly all right here we go nice piggers okay um I feel like I need a little bit more it’s not enough dude look at all this Cobblestone

Dude what a good area to start in you know what I’m saying Chief do you have any idea what I’m talking about right now this area is freaking cool oh another cave dude we’re like if I lose this this like game is like this game feels bad for me it’s like gifting

Me a w right now all right where’s my Mountain at a [ __ ] I I lost my mountain is it over there or over here I think it’s over there let me get this pig real quick holy crap look at that ocean you guys like the ocean the ocean

Kind of scares me a little bit I’m being honest how many deaths till you switch to normal how many deaths implying that I’m going to die this round whoa uh in reality I’m not really sure I I honestly think I honestly think I’m going to beat it but uh I I haven’t

Really thought that far of hm when my beers get tired of this ocean is terrifying oh dude the ocean scary as [ __ ] don’t like it like I’ll do like you know I’ll get kind of in the ocean but I ain’t trying to like get above titty deep that’s too far for

Me Blair blocks fruits possessor I Heard It Too solo project peta peta slap battles doors NightLight horror and anopia AKA kill women simulator kill women games to play I’m scared of whales to Big you know I may take a break after Roblox I mean I may take a break after

Minecraft like I’ll do Roblox later cuz I want to develop like a major kid audience honestly it’s kind of kind of freaks me out little fruits is cancer children kind of freak me out a little bit but yeah I definitely will play Roblox one day but we had to take a break from

It yes sir oh finally okay hell yeah oh we have so much pork chop it’s crazy oh [ __ ] we should probably about build a house real quick sometimes I don’t even feel like him playing Roblox yeah you don’t won’t be a dream yeah that’s what I’m like Roblox front lines it’s so realistic

This it looks like Call of Duty oh does it wait is is that the one where there’s like 100 people or something like that playing at the same time dream of Roblox skull oh my God this house sucks I just need it for night nice okay I’m sorry what dream of Roblox oh

[ __ ] that’d be [ __ ] terrible what a nightmare but like it’s kind it’s kind of like exciting but scary at the same time how fast the channel is growing now because like dude like we went from like 1,700 subscribers to 1820 pretty quick check the images of them all right I’ll do

That let’s get a second furnace going cuz this is this is crazy we have so much stuff to cook we have so many resources guys seriously if I lose this dude just go ahead and unsubscribe because I not worthy of it 12 likes thank you to the kindness actually thank you to the

Kindness thank you for your kindness I appreciate that dude also check out the Tik Tok I know it’s cringe but uh trying to expand a little bit you know what I’m saying trying to expand domain expansion oh look at all this pork chop so we’re back in the mine got our

Pickaxe swinging from side to side I think dream has compean in the Minecraft and Roblox YouTube Community expanding dong all right be real I I’ve never watched dream before but like be real who’s better right now how can I beat dream and don’t say the the inappropriate thing I’m not doing

That try to get this pickaxe to break music is cool music’s cool yeah I should probably get music sometime oh God I need to find a good playlist what’s a good V Vibe like what’s a good genre to vibe to National anth better mask than him and don’t sing by danball homore real

Homo core get a better mask than him and don’t sing yeah I’m not going to be one of those YouTubers that transfer to music cuz I am so musically not inclined that’s a thing thing that makes sense cuz like it’s horrible Warden rap I’m not sure if you guys seen that clip

Of xqc trying to do uh make a song on FL Studio or whatever but like that’s me but worse like that’s crazy I should rap you know what honestly I’m not even going to cuz of how embarrassing it would be uh dirt why I have dirt on me Warden

Rap Warden rap listen to Warden rap so we’re back in the mine oh God is it Daylight yet [ __ ] no I should you know put build a door here yeah so I can see out trust me trust you all right I’ll look it up after the stream and we’ll play it next

Stream but if I start messing with the Audio I want in my room oh can I build a bed yet wait can I build a bed my God I can build a bed this whole time I’m so cringe place it why can’t I listen to Warden rap now

It’s good hey guys let’s listen to Warden rap now it would be hilarious as hell if you got nine eyed by a warden what’s Ned oh nayade okay freaking TTS doesn’t know what NA means nice all right let’s get a shovel all right let’s dump some of this crap uh all right

All right let’s go to that cave I think we’re ready I think we’re ready give me that [ __ ] think it’s down here I believe [ __ ] my dead mother oh sorry I’m meant to push if you don’t listen to the warden rap you want win in Minecraft oh

Totally real oh my God you guys pull up Warden rap right fre freaking now oh that’s another thing we can do um s requests yeah YouTubers do that too or twist streamers I should say look at that guy burning what a freaking idiot ever heard of water you hire a lady electrician

Uh yes I would final answer would you I think I would is your main goal only to kill the ender dragon or the Wither uh my main goal is to kill the Ender Dragon but the Wither also you know we’ll do that after the dragon absolutely a this cave kind of sucks

Sucks doesn’t it I don’t think it’s the right cave we found oh yeah hey yo freck this cave I’m out of Here give me that [ __ ] is there a shortcut to like get items in your uh taskbar faster like to automatically put it in that’d be sick well [ __ ] now I know what interest is at I stop cussing so much honestly it’s kind of cringe all right I saw a big ass cave around here

Now I can’t find it oh maybe it’s This switch some things around here okay we can drop dirt now keep the wo feather no dor right nobody cares oh I just picked it all back up it’s fine it’s fine oh this cave suck too oh jeez oh maybe not D is the type of guy to take

The Sun out for a date because it’s hot hey who said that that’s so true yo the sun kind of thick though not gonna lie am I right fellas the sun kind of thick though fellas would you date the sun let me know in the comments

Below how do we know the sun’s a woman hang on a second let me Google it sun rule 30 4 oh [ __ ] this isn’t goggle is the sun female or male although the traits of the sun are thought to be male it retains as female design in the languages of Northern

Europe Arabia and Japan and mesop potian mythology to H the hittite Su goddess eston evolved into isend a male Su God non-gender I guess we have to find out the hard way yeah that’s right okay Google pull up the sun’s titter page I guess the popular one now is hinge or

Whatever I asked my friend about it who’s like really into that he’s like dude there’s like so many threes on there like dude I’m a three like come on and if you’re a dream fan I I don’t mean three as in three years old I meant

Three as in three out of 10 all right now we clear that up can I get the Torches really said mesap poopum instead of Mesopotamian I don’t know I I listen I don’t know what words mean okay what do words mean doesn’t dream likes three year olds I I don’t know what his

Preferences are I shouldn’t talk [ __ ] on dream I I don’t know that guy at all and if I if I ever do get YouTube famous or whatever and this is going to definitely come back up oh [ __ ] that’ be funny I don’t want no smoke from dream fans okay I’m not

Going to argue with children no I’m playing uh let’s go dude this is like the tightest cave ever oh there’s definitely going to be a skeleton in here I can feel it my skeleton senses are tangling who oh oh okay let’s go this way I know you can’t see there we

Go dude get closer to me thank you what time is it it is 104 42 here in Ohio one time I had a nether spawn where the entire nether cave I was in had like one to two block wide gaps and it was crazy when the oldest known story is

Just two gay men oh what’s up Fleer it’s another spawn and Cave ahe that oh dude that’s crazy dude I hope that doesn’t happen to me how’s your hardcore run going sir Mr fle leer um when the oldest known story is just two gay men dude gay in POG I can confirm the

Sun is a female oh you can confirm hey look at that you’re doing God’s work oh my hardcore run is going okay I died once and never really had time to start the second world be holidays Anum alash the Epic of Gilgamesh from Babylonia dude if I had a diamond sword

Or pickaxe right now that’d be so clutch oh here’s the Wither guy again or whatever that is I forget what it’s called wait how TF do you give a [ __ ] ball of fire and gas agenda well that you know this is what these streams are all about you know figuring the

Stuff out working out our problems is the sun female can I impregnate the sun you know we’re we’re solving the important questions here research exactly H man I don’t like this green [ __ ] dude lapis I love lapis you should try crackers with a storm mod if you ever beat

Hardcore what do you mean if if can’t say that to me it’s not if buddy it’s when and the time is now all right well I guess we’ll go this way oh [ __ ] dude we have so much iron it’s actually kind of crazy just dig straight on y12

LOL dig straight on y12 I’m considering it oh no not pickaxe no not skeleton guy holy [ __ ] [Laughter] why you 9:00 here stop stop n stop this MF going to die l m nah don’t go to that green stuff that’s actually is kind of blue black it’s SC there’s a sculp sensor it

Summons the most HP mob in the game that’s good h h h a h a h a h a H I want the most hardcore person bring him here Warden dude I have too much [ __ ] and it’s also [ __ ] aggressive as [ __ ] Bro check out the deep

Dark blood going to get low di t h e r s diamonds there diamonds you say dude get where skull bro finner need to reset a 20th time it’s actually at 20 it’s actually at 20 right now I just can’t change it get some torches [ __ ] sorry no I’d win torches

21 what’s 9 + 10 21 you stupid no I’m not make a water bucket just in case what’s 10 check Discord 21 you stupid do we have so much iron dude it’s freaking crazy dude let’s just start making some iron [ __ ] right now uh what can I make

Uh what do I want okay I definitely need need that for the future and U yeah I want an iron sword too nice anyways how are we doing today 13 likes on the stream dude y’all are too freaking nice to me hey I just made this [ __ ] jump and

Hit nice oh you want the smoke too come come on down dude I’m so [ __ ] stressed about going to school because I ate [ __ ] on the day before winter break what do you mean you ate [ __ ] what does that mean you mean you ate [ __ ] like actual [ __ ] fell why are you eating

[ __ ] that means a [ __ ] fell oh you fell how’ you fall and why did you fall why are you falling at school why are there falling sppy floors dude I would to that school so hard bro I’d be like give me a million dollars and also oh

[ __ ] I love gold all my cat’s meowing she’s like dude you should go into the deep dark hell yeah oh my God I have so much crap on me it’s like kind of ridiculous tough don’t care about glowing ink sack I’ll keep that feather nobody cares don’t care

Cobblestone ah don’t care about that okay get rid of that that Arrow don’t care all right diamonds on my wrist so if you could travel to any city in the world where’ you go right now me personally I go to Cleveland that place pretty cool Cleveland’s probably the like most safest most

Tour friendly city in the world is TTS not working holy crap oh no no one’s just no one’s talking I would go to Thailand Cleveland really I would go to your house my house stop why do you like me this guy is being a jokester Cleveland to meet thean

I DK where I would go ah ah AI with breads to steal all your valuables why would you steal from me you don’t like me what the [ __ ] did I just do two one what um free Tilda tilder Tilda three diamonds diamonds on my the the the the diamonds on my

Wrist damn I farted on my dick damn I shited on my [ __ ] save one for an enchanting table four what’s that imagine bro forgets to use an iron pick I’ve done that before actually my brother sent me a a clip of me trying to mine iron ore with a wooden

Pickaxe he was like you’re cuz like I was talking about how good I at the game and I and I started mining it anyways uh cuz you know I’m a little [ __ ] okay here we go check Discord or die H how how would I die though make a bucket

Already make a bucket what am I cringe what am I [ __ ] gay hey bro same I’m also a [ __ ] hey don’t don’t don’t say that about yourself man you are a smart you’re a smart dude who said that n Fleer you’re a genius Fleer is the smartest guy I know oh you

[ __ ] come on then there’s something going on in your server there’s something going on like what there’s a creeper creeper oh man come here little [ __ ] hey [ __ ] you get a wolf it gives the skeletons Vietnam flashbacks I’m going to Edge this creeper how’ you not die all right um

H wish BR edged a creeper check Discord there’s a women in your server ban them well don’t ban them because we need to up our women uh what’s it called uh I forgot the term women audience that’s what it is all right no diamonds for real damn L [ __ ] got a reboot

BRB be right back oh wait you’ll be right back save travels no I think you just want some [ __ ] absolutely not that’s the last thing I need man I barely have time to edit my own videos I can’t have you having some broad text to me imagine imagine explain to a woman

Right being like well a woman who’s not a content creator like sorry can’t text right now have to edit my Minecraft video that’d be Bonkers dude a recipe for the disaster dud I know there’s more diamond in here I just know it I can feel

It I can sense this [ __ ] so true and real uhoh no no no hi uh hi Skip site Fox how are you doing sir it’s been a minute it’s been too long imagine talking to a woman in 2024 exactly dude that’s crazy to me get out of here there’s Diamonds in

The Deep Dark bro I ain’t going to that [ __ ] dog wow that was close if I would have died right there I would I would have spend like damn yep that’s what I was that’s what I would have said hey what’s up Chief I am doing a challenge that you

Say an SCP on my SCP files I will tip that file by hand and put it on my community tab oh hell yeah another Banger from SCP oh more gold nice okay um we’ll probably make a pickaxe now a diamond one and then we’ll go to the Nether and

Then we’ll do some nether things and we’ll find a fortress get some blaze rods then Google what blaze rods do and then we’ll beat the game yep okay no diamonds huh that’s crazy to me damn why does it keep buffering my internet ain’t that [ __ ] um CP 69 is it

Buffering for anyone else I could imagine have a girlfriend or wife in my lifetime I’ll disappoint my bloodline and family for Generations name Darion e oh my god dude you did not just do that hey y all I’m back that’s what that’s what must sound like as like

A common sounds you hear at the Special Olympics guys take a guess where his favorite letter is level of hostility medium oh God mods ban this guy mods twist his testicles the [ __ ] knees LOL it’s cynic through [ __ ] talking about the s for in a million

Years when they over mute his ass please what’s happening I think it broke some guy spammed e reminds of wewe died immediately hey Nemo rape this the guy [ __ ] you serve no purpose oh what’s up um bixel dog uh bixel doggy sorry I almost called you bixel Dogg broken did cycled

Through that’s not nice yeah I can go through here I don’t want to go through you should give someone else that piece of oxygen sheez y’all are savages I need more torch oh [ __ ] any more you should commit slipping slides that’s mean China Man bro wants to sabotage someone’s o2o I’m sorry sabotage someone’s Health that’s so funny I just lost all my social credit all right cool they got Diamond now now it’s we to find obsidian let’s go damn rip like as a scuba diver sabotage Among Us memes evil smiley face

You guys I’m not going to lie I put down too many torches and now I don’t know how to get back make an enchanting table make an enchant enchanting table is it enchanting or tears of joy flea oh man more like eat [ __ ] oh my God L dude where did I come from oh that’s up here sorry fellas I finally found it sorry about that BL put music up it’s boring I am so close to 200 subscribers now I need four more to get 200 smiley face e e is my favorite letter neun nun

Neco this guy just said the N word get music he there you go who the [ __ ] asked e is now my least favorite letter N I think E’s pretty cool honestly what happened get music hey I think this guy wants music and [ __ ] yo does this does this hurt me music now oh

Gosh uh why are you demanding things I think he hates music just get a 10 hours of dreamy bull moaning Minecraft music is legit it’s a [ __ ] squid okay well dude like random things hurt you in this game too you know what I’m saying like I’m just making sure oh damn Who

Dares Minecraft music is best music [ __ ] the squid can you or should I say may I so is it dumping TR is it dumping Sid have big holes is dumping lava on on water make OB download a sex mod music grow oh [ __ ] bet blows I lost all my social

Credit where’s my food squid gassy and no musk one gr I’m going need a new Shield soon dog dude I hear things I just don’t see things all let just keep digging I guess we level him up okay can Diamond spawn kill the Wither Storm from the Cracker’s

Wither storm mod yo this guy said cracker ban him TF happened to se dude I don’t know he’s just doing his Chinese stuff oh my goodness oh goodness average blind person grow me daddy he’s gone L dude he was like oh no music [ __ ] you and he

Left I’m sorry I don’t know which music’s good for the Stream proba the biggest issue is audio issues we have a ice dweller in the chat coo got executed by the Chinese government Bea say he was watching an amerian stream oh do I have that command on mine

L m AO hang on let me go through my commands and see if I have ice Dweller that’s not it [ __ ] my dead mother nope that’s not it nope no [ __ ] SP I’m at Burger King crown with my burger fry fries she’s vegan face so don’t prohibit it put no cheese cheese wa on the side smoke why is my pickaxe going [ __ ] my dead

Mother okay there we go sorry fellas pretty sure he was an actual child the way he wouldn’t leave d alone about checking the Discord DMS for more handmade Mo paint drawings what the [ __ ] is that sound L MF a o which one the all which one is it I love that sound

14 likes what the hell dude that’s crazy makes think of drowsies I love drowsy my favorite Pokemon well not really what you guys’ favorite Pokemon do you guys have one 14 plus Z is 12 14 + 0 is 12 my China what I don’t think that’s right Mya that’s pretty dope you only

Hear that too often Blastoise probably ran out of screen time as per Chinese regulations for children having only 1 hour of gaming or TV time Blastoise oh God it’s the Deep fart my family watched the new Pokémon series on Netflix what am I doing I am zoning out thinking

About Pokemon I like all let’s go down here get down to about level 54 and start mining the freak out of diamonds then we’ll find some lava and what and what have you I hear lava right now actually it’s the same speed that’s crazy Pokemon conci Edge The Twig line is pretty good

Too t more like tur wig am I right fellas anyways bio game rise up F do you have an iron door skull skull skull t is Bala it’s for if I uh fall in water again I keep drowning Tor Tera wait an iron door no I

Think it’s I think it’s like a like a white oak door or whatever let’s see oh oh no it’s actually it’s actually an iron door did you know that VAP perion oh my gosh actually an iron door stupid I forgot I’m sorry oh oh [ __ ] Hello you absolute buffoon get [ __ ] on [ __ ] your mother okay that was a little excessive I’m sorry about that starting to get a little cocky oh nice how the [ __ ] do you mistake iron for wood LM what’s this why is there wood here whoa what’s up blood I forw IM s oh [ __ ]

Is in the new top 10 lines for the decade how are you going to get back wood means the mind oh [ __ ] the mines oh oh dude mines are seriously dangerous oh they are well [ __ ] that all right let’s get some uh Obsidian oh some right here okay you need a shovel for this but [ __ ] it a damn it I did it wrong again it’s fine oh [ __ ] there’s so many over here never mind never mind so we’re what’s this so we’re back in the mine bro the TTS takes 20 years to read

Why again well because there’s there there’s just there’s just so many of you now you know I’m just so popular massive [ __ ] I’m sorry TTS is actually actually lag and it changed my life do you have diamond pig of course I Y I thought you got ex i c u t

D dude can this water like [ __ ] off seriously TTS should be paid TTS should do its job what holy crap they going to have infinite freaking oh [ __ ] dude I can’t for your text to be read yeah it should do its job before being paid I’m just trying to stop this water

Please little God oh my God [ __ ] off water God damn your job here is done dude son of a [ __ ] annoying ah water block the source block I’ll block your Source block at the top of stream get ready for the top of your stream you know what else could have

Stopped that water a [ __ ] bucket hey yo buckets buckets are for [ __ ] w d ym by that buddy I’ll fill your ears you’ll fill my ears with what what what do you mean by that buddy what do you mean by that guy uh hold on what can I get rid of dude

This is all important dude I have so much [ __ ] let me cook how do you do half okay I’m [ __ ] I’m like legit [ __ ] splooge the white stuff that’s sticky frosting ew I don’t want sticky frosting sticky frosting sounds unpleasant to say the least ice cream hey I actually have a serious

Question for you guys that play Minecraft okay what happened to [ __ ] chocolate oh he’s sick he’s sick today he I came in stream for a little bit and said he was sick so pray for my boy dick chocolate on God but serious question Minecraft question okay so if I build a

Portal if I build a another portal under underr will I spawn underground in in the in in the Nether Portal does that make sense and if I build the nether portal higher will I spawn higher up in the nether I know it’s stupid but I got to ask oh you [ __ ] oh

You y okay all of the nether is underground no no but I think not no damn that sucks cuz I was going to go higher and like do like a pretty cool Strat and like but damn that sucks oh my ass hurts how long have you

Been streaming for I can’t see OBS oh 3 hours got it 3 hours and 43 Minutes but you can travel with the nether portal I can 3 hours that’s what’s up oh what’s up Zing three hours I’m kind of late no oh Fleer oh my gosh I was called youi but and Fleer at the same time oh God that that would well so much for my YouTube career

Goodbye God that was close I wonder what Nick’s doing right now L MF a o God that that is horrible Australians one time I was called flake I am a changed man D this is like so cringe I took a massive [ __ ] and it changed my Life why ises it do that that’s so weird I wish it would turn into obsidian for real brainwashed by the Chinese You uh you Chinese what your guys’s favorite Asian go and be honest don’t give me no fake Answer you’re right it is Filipino you’re right in thinking that it is the best what kind of [ __ ] question is that it’s a it’s a good question here’s a test then what happened at tianan man Square during June 4th 1989 nothing my code name is Nick guray oh dude that’s such a good

Name is that French or is that Italian Dude Red Bull is so freaking good favorite two words and Nick her say them really fast Heen so you also agree uh Filipinos are the best I agree pretty good choice get me out of this water bro Nick and her come on don’t be shy don’t be

Shy don’t be shy just be a little racist it’s fine no long is the best the water’s just Fine oh my God I’m seriously cringe right now what am I doing where’s good gam play Twitter isn’t fine ah yes goodbye water oh wait I mean X but X is a gay name Filipinos have swag woo Shing Fu woo Shing Fu how big is your way

Way God if I ever get big enough to make merch that’ be the First Merch item how big is your way way bucket for [ __ ] sake heyen she buckets are for criminals how much how much OBS I have 18 we when T wooing food said you said bucket this doesn’t work your bands [ __ ] H look at that didn’t work will you ever play mods Daran answer my question because youf are going to beat hardcore I’ll speak Chinese bro I’m sorry do you have [ __ ] [ __ ] It ah I said what’s your fave color oh oh that’s tough blue is black a favorite color mine is ice cream see like I say black and people like um that’s a shade and I say well guess what I’m not an art student so how much you frig off well how about

You go Draw Something black is a color how about you go make AI take your job how about that that’s probably mean color isn’t with a you [ __ ] British bastards Nish ne neay ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne ne yankang K

Hong people who say black is a shade is [ __ ] racist exactly bro can only say gay yeah gay did you just say gay on my Christian Minecraft server the colors whoa okay pause oh my gosh dude we have so much iron we are so up right now black is one of them

Zionist Minecraft server you say them dude someone Bann this guy oh wait that’s a moderator never mind than you tick to dance new Tik Tock dance a mother Freer why let me cook du for wrong for wrong for wrong for wrong that’s true I also agree that

Women should be able to vote but only on a certain party so we’re back in the mine got our no more fish language fish creeper oh man I’ll have I make the actors who had been at the strikes for the writers do horrible things I’ll have an AI make the actors have

Been they want some more money all right guys shark Blowfish tropical fish fish fishing CP streamer I got I got an actual question seen the new Tik Tok thing napy keep k k duai duai mo duai duai wrong for wrong for wrong for wrong KP kiaa kiaa duai

Duai who has the better song Nugget bis get Nugget in a Biscuit or creeper all man let me know in the comments below preferably in Chinese though is it just me or does that remind me of that one boy kisser cat what what what videos are you watching

Bro someone someone access this man’s hard drive good and Y underscore progan man good and you 35 let’s get five more my ass hurts oh god oh [ __ ] what’s a better game pregnant man Minecraft or Roblox hi so you going to check the Frontline pcks I’ve been telling you Minecraft is

Better you I swear what does the fox say and you mean Shane dawon he did something to his cat me Kingdom Steve meeting huh I’m meeting [ __ ] Kingdom Steve so we have one vote for Minecraft yeah Shane Dawson I guess [ __ ] his cat or something I guess you can say he likes

[ __ ] [ __ ] my dead mother or should I send you piics to your Discord don’t blame him don’t blame him oh God that cat asked for it oh God that’s wild Ro please when you beat hardcore play crackers with a storm mod and beat in in hardcore and sometimes

This chat and you are so unhinged LMFAO no more Co 15 likes oh yeah we’re kind of unhinged aren’t we oh thank you for the 15 likes holy crap yeah but you know what this chat has been unhinged for a while now you know it’s kind of how I like it yall are

People y’all make me super I thought you said buckets were for [ __ ] yeah I did say that didn’t I and I stand by it ah Cobblestone get out of my way dude Cobblestone is so cringe now to me I’m above Cobblestone now you’re using one right now

Smartass n that’s no that’s a different bucket this this is a very straight manly bucket I sent you Frontline images in Discord thank you sir I’ll check it out hopefully we’ll play it on stream soon callow of Duty oh that’s not tall enough is it one two three

4 how many people are in my store oh [ __ ] looks like I’ve being executed what do you mean people 911 people are in my store does anyone get that reference oh no bin belin’s in the nether okay okay let’s check the coordinates [ __ ] my dead mother we’ll screenshot that sorry from C

Captain hang on second I need to put gold on get your money up got your funny Up I will take a gold hat please meet and [ __ ] Kingdom Steve the username you have is wild and true No Cap tell my friends I sucked their penis no I don’t think I would I I will tell youbody that uh can you make storage how do you make

Box how do you make a storage thingy I don’t have any wood [ __ ] chests yeah yeah oh yeah water eight wood in a circle I don’t have any wood I made all sticks okay um Cobblestone can freak off lapis I have too much of that cooked mutton I’m going to

Keep white wool don’t need it Glow ink sack don’t need it bow nope bone let’s predict how damn Daniel will die lapis is gay anyways lapis more like [ __ ] piss am I right w h a t r omg omg w w w m a m all right I need fire protection death by

Lava death by lava that’s a good prediction Actually uh listen buddy no way somebody gave 20 United States dollars he donate $20 what someone donated $20 and nobody read it why didn’t anyone tell me literally in a forest see Captain mo20 we asked 100 married men what game would you hate your wife to find out

You’re playing me and [ __ ] Kingdom Steve bro they said we asked 100 married men what game would you hate your wife to find you I just read oh [ __ ] you read it WTF Why didn’t it read because it’s trash I’m sorry I’m deeply sorry Nemo maybe it’ll come up soon

Maybe it’ll come up here soon but thank you Nemo thank you so much for the 20 man I do appreciate that [ __ ] dude that’s awesome I wish I would have read like super funny but thank you all for telling me that all right next stream okay what we’ll have a vote should I

Change to uh to stream elements who votes yes who votes no the [ __ ] don’t you get notified of a donation I don’t I don’t know I’m not sure if it’s stream elements or YouTube itself it’s probably stream elements what’s this nether brick you [ __ ] poor ass Pig give me something

Good you absolute check out Discord I sent you them pics what pics what pics he got for me son take got the gold any of you all got any got Texture Packs to recommend what’s what’s a texture pack come on blood give me something good I know you got money you’re dripped

Out right now dog you almost got full armor you give me Cobblestone I’m going to kick kick your ass you gave me gravel you [ __ ] oh [ __ ] sor you didn’t see that [ __ ] Cobblestone get [ __ ] uh nether quarts rotten flesh Soul Sand this dude is so poor I’m going

To give you one more chance to give me something good you get one more chance I sent you special pics wait is this good enchanted book all right you get another chance what what the [ __ ] is a soul speed no don’t go down there I show Speed oh he’s dead rip Grandma uh um I show speed did you know he used to live in Ohio that’s crazy I live in Ohio hey oh that’s not gold sorry come on baby give me something good come on Brother what the [ __ ] did you just give me you did not just give me Soul Sand you broke ass [ __ ] give me something good bro come on what’s that Black Stone who you take me for buddy just looked it up it’s [ __ ] bro trust me the special pics are super

Good what you give me you get one more chance buddy just makes you run faster in Soul Sand who the [ __ ] made th that’s it that’s all oh my God God so it’s [ __ ] golden arrows come on but come on blood I know you got something good I know you got ain’t got

No shoes on but oh [ __ ] what’s the first thing that comes to mind when you see a piglin for me is [ __ ] you y little [ __ ] ass Pig why oh are you racist against pigs what the fuk okay I don’t think dman want them special pigs yeah I don’t think so

Either I think I’m good was that netherite no herei poor ass piglins I don’t think it was if it was oopsie I need to eat give me some freaking mutton why don’t you all right let’s find a fortress cuz uh I’m ready to beat the [Applause] game those pigos whoa we’re getting dangerously

Close to the word hey yo Blood come on come on fire resistance pleas just give me NE brick you’re dead to Me what was this more Blackstone does Blackstone do anything would you rather deep throat a bad dragon or use an over posor uh what what was the question D deep throat a bad dragon or I don’t know what in I don’t know what those thing are I I’m not even sure are those

Bad where is this I don’t want to know what over posor Basalt what’s the basal oh [ __ ] don’t don’t look out in the eye Siri explode D iron balls it sounds horrible guys where’s where where’s another Fortress at I do I need to find one Siri how do I find another Fortress

Ovx oh [ __ ] I’m I’m not a big fan of of the uh pitor to leave get ender pearls you need it for the end portal all right I’ll kill this one over here smile from a woman face vomiting Siri open Discord can I kill an Enderman do you

Think I just don’t want to risk it I don’t want to risk it I’ll get it later I’ll get it later ah don’t look at me I don’t like him I don’t trust him and I certainly don’t think uh Enderman have 15 hearts the face hugger from Alien has an over

Posor face hugger you say Enchanted armor is for sure helpful again F Enderman oh my God taking a lot of risky Falls here I just need to find a fortress is there a certain level fortresses spawn or whatever you know what I’m saying do they spawn at a certain

Point you know what I’m saying does anyone know what I’m saying how are you going to get back I’ll get back I also have a one of those uh I also have more obsidian too I think I have 20 more obsidian whatever H what a drag go back and get books to enchant

Your armor you’re going to get low di in a Nether Fortress fine fine I’ll listen but you have to smash that like And subscribe all right a son of a [ __ ] oh snap we still on sweet oh hell yeah tuna boy tuna boy okay pull up screenshots how do you okay The Fortress

Deling is really the worst for sure the most turning back point to Minecraft just because it’s so annoying to find -6 37 19 I’m writing all in my hand on Sharpie I have so many numbers in my hand right now Juna would you ra deep

Throat a bad dragon or use on over posor on yourself Liberal Liberal oh [ __ ] my little ass that’s crazy a [ __ ] now what son of a [ __ ] creeper oh I don’t want oh [ __ ] I just made it worse son of a [ __ ] don’t worry this is high

IQ the Dragon one for sure dead for your ass I mean all right F3 if you insist JK -6 45 I got to go this way seap the question in both scenarios sounds horrible I would rather kill myself death was never an option bro who’s requesting a Dar pfp change I

Will personally hack him just to change it back underscore Fe 5 underscore feet5 underscore feet5 oh we got some Pro smiley faces in the chat in the chat [ __ ] me dude where am I going 307 seven wait how do you get that number to change oh okay then

19 wait [ __ ] it’s back this way oh my God we’re doing fine oh [ __ ] that was lava I thought I was dead yeah you know what even though I created my profile picture in like 3 seconds and uh you know I just put it cuz I didn’t know what where I wanted

Ladies with the gentle hands don’t kill me [Applause] please dude where the [ __ ] am I going dude literally I’m like so lost right now hang on a second which way is which so if I go this way it brings the number down that’s what I want I need to 19 yes oh

[ __ ] I don’t have any torches are you serious right now what happened to all my coal did I drop all my coal [ __ ] no way oh no I think I had still have the coal in the oh my god dude oh my God this is fine we’re

Fine this is all part of the Strat I requested to change D’s pfp what you going to do hack me back to where we started 19 oh you meant the YouTube one oh yeah not the uh Tire of the Creator manag to change my profile picture to TI the

Creator let me know in the comments below a son of a [ __ ] piece of [ __ ] you freaking gosh dang freaker imagine if he accidentally finds ancient Davy what’s that uh we’re almost there 19 yeah I’m not going that way [ __ ] that we’re almost there okay um okay 19 right around here and then

37 oh my God in front of my face hey look at that I did it Good what the [ __ ] are you doing here he stole my thing okay enchantment table you need two diamond for it and you need a book who already said that you’re bandn he’s visiting so way ban that guy all right let’s put all my unnecessary items in the hole enchanted book

Cringe uh definitely need the quick P job I think it was yo what’s up I just took a fat [ __ ] yo what the consistency the color the smell give us all the details what the hell happened to your diamonds I only have one three po took massive shits we up right

Now all right how do I get to the surface cuz I need to get to the surface bad don’t dump your lapis you need it for enchanting ah okay yeah I I I picked it up now what’s the best way to get to the surface do you

Think Brown and smelled like [ __ ] about 3.5 CM wide and 10 cm long oh nice excellent see that’s what I like to hear a good nice [ __ ] just dig up unless you’re scared holy [ __ ] do you just say unless I’m scared think I’m some [ __ ] expired chocolate I think I’m a little

[ __ ] uh RGA 38 I need torches you explore that explore it sorry the reals got me all right I’ll explore it but I got to craft some a better Shield where’s my crafting table God D I swear negative 38 is pained I swear to [ __ ] God I swear to you I swear okay

Yeah brother I have to be at work in 4 hours WTF am I doing you should go to bed son go to bed fool hey someone tell us fool to go bed H I just don’t I don’t know what what I’m doing I have so much

Stuff go to bed fool go to bed Captain Amo this your local hobo you need to sleep for job yeah as your local hobo I murdered someone oh good who did you murder help control the pet population [ __ ] my dead mother his dignity I murdered coing all right let’s let’s explore

I should use a pickaxe for this or whatever see ding made me angry damn rip oh yeah watch out for poison spiders idiot they’re poisonous that’s wonderful a homeless woman once threw a piece of bread when I was about to go to work a few years

Back the green ones is this green holy [ __ ] it’s a spawner the green small ones try kill this they p o i s i o n music disc go farm some Express o VM coal they ain’t cave spiders melon seeds saddle why I don’t know I don’t know I’m doing okay it’s

Fine I don’t know what to give up people I have so much [ __ ] [ __ ] dump the gold helmet TF it’s garbage should I keep the music should I keep the stream and the stone shovel Stone shovel the [ __ ] is that wheat Nah if she is homeless you can

Bribe with shekels and food exchange for your piss to burn I got a button that says [ __ ] you this is twily Sawyer’s wife he fell asleep so send him good night kisses no homo before I head out on his behalf oh good night Sawyer I’m giving you a kiss right now fool open

Up I’mma put my tongue in you but no seriously I am whoa in respiration one what does that do lapis we’ll take that well of course we’ll take are you a woman woman you are a good wife twilly you wait open that wood as a server and we all can play

Twilly I will one day steal soy from you hey just makes you breathe underwater hey all way better than expected hey what’s up blood can I go in here double kill night chat tuna you can have him on weekends and holidays make that with a server so we

Can all play it’s a deal that’s night not tonight but sometime we got to do that can I mine this everyone gets a ban said deian goes to bed or gym [ __ ] I meant World hey what’s up blood G and red heart scissor one Rainbow I need some more goddamn diamonds [ __ ] Diamond [ __ ] what time is it okay I’ll play a little longer and I got to dip out son creepers are suicide bombers GN woman Sawyer good night good night woman Sawyer we’re going to the top we’ll go to the top and then we’ll stop

Don’t and then we’ll uh call it a night I’m going to sleep as well fellas I got to wake up early tomorrow all right tuna good night my man I must want to go to the surface you ain’t going to Mitch Mitch M oh yeah wait you ain’t going to miss

Much oh nice this where I I got to wake up early as Well oh you [ __ ] [ __ ] not you this guy you mods don’t like joke oh [ __ ] ass get a job little wigger oh this is bad I won’t be able to go to streams for 3 days because creepers are G hards and damn good stream but sad I missed a bit from

The beginning I missed most of the stream’s sad face o n o n you Died well pleasure streaming with y’all uh I hope you have a good night and um I going to have a nice little cry bro H [ __ ] tbh and uh Hey funny how your mods don’t like jokes but they allow swear good night fam I love y’all thanks for the Bro check Discord check

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