DairyKing’s Insane Minecraft Speedrun!

It’s at least been one year since I’ve streamed last such a funny joke um but yeah we’re going to speedrun and we’re going to complete it on the first try right Noah right flash yeah and I’m not going to Rage or get pissed off or anything even if we

Lose I’m going to be all right I think probably not I used to have a thumbnail for Speed running this game let’s see I give up I’m just going to use my Dairy crafting one one second okay what’s up Asher okay I got it down in Discord Town we’re good to

Go what’s up Carley what’s up Asher okay uh Noah And I got to activate my server real quick and then we’ll be in oh God I got to hide my game capture because you guys will see the server Java yeah we only do Java we’ll never play the windows version again more than likely it’s ass

Send to the [ __ ] server hey buddy I’m trying to get this thing up bro okay I said I wouldn’t rage promised it actually it’s okay don’t let flash get you down to his stupid ass [ __ ] anyways it’s okay be right don’t worry concern me yo what’s up chopped thanks for

Coming make sure you like the stream she’s going to raid your stream thank you Jack yo what’s up multi girl no problem hope you have a good night’s rest okay I’ve got the server and I’m sending it to you guys right now just copy and paste that in your

Game don’t hit play yet um let me go ahead and bring the screen up no when you’re when you’re in the game and everything let me know yo what’s up kamacho what’s up Nicholas how how have you guys been what’s up Anthony please don’t time me out Crowley yeah don’t tempt Crowley they’re

Known to be a bad mod we’ll do that [ __ ] I’m printing off a dragonclaw from Skyrim right now on my 3D printer I’m really excited we were all just watching her what are you enjoying Emory and what’s up I mean just to be somewhat even with Ash having a job has made me

Reckless oh my God you’ve gotten a job thank you Asher that’s really sweet of you honestly you know oh thank you Jack so much Asher I really appreciate that although you really should save your money like I do appreciate the $20 I I’m not going to like throw the whole like

Good like save your money type [ __ ] on you but I’m just saying like like I know you just got a job you like giving back you’ve watched us for a while that’s fine but I will say you know you’re young you’re going to have expens expenses especially in college so

Definitely save your money for sure so that you can afford a car you could take some [ __ ] out if you need to you know what I’m saying time me out when got mod but couldn’t most of the time on Minecraft I play Creative yeah we’re definitely playing surviv Noah where are you at

Right now what do you got going on um forgot that it does like a little download but yeah it’s 1.2.4 right that you’re downloading yo thank you Jack for joining the farm don’t follow my example yeah I mean honestly you have eight likes now yeah thank you guys make sure you like

The stream we’ll be starting shortly uh Noah’s just getting Minecraft for the first time on this this computer so just take and I don’t want to click actually I’ll click into the game is that against the rules we kind of make up our own rules it’s not like we’re going to be on

A [ __ ] speedrun list anyways um but like I don’t want to click Start on the game because once we get in the game that technically means we’ve started um but yeah hey aser the one thing is is like I would say you know I don’t know how many paychecks you’re in

With your job but but definitely I think like if I could go back in time like I would say your first couple paychecks you know I’m sure you’re not making like millions of dollars but you’re you know you’re probably making okay money for yourself but like where I’m going with

This is it’s like definitely your first couple paychecks enjoy it you know kind of celebrate that you’re actually working a job and like you know getting yourself out there and doing something you know productive like that um spoil yourself um I’m definitely Frugal with

My money so um way to put it yeah I don’t spend money um unless it’s like an investment type thing like ashlin’s camera or computers um but yeah I don’t spend money unless I see it as an investment my truck but I didn’t spend much money on my

Truck um there’s this one thing that I saw I wanted to 3D print so bad you should print it saw it on Tik Tok it was like a candy cane sword that’s extendable hm C Discord it to me if you can send it to me on Discord answer the

Question that’s not a question this is the most money I’ve spent in a while very much much an acceptance that’s fair AER that’s what I would say just be be some bit Frugal with your money you know you’ll make your own decisions and and make your path through life successfully

I’m a I’m 100% sure of it just don’t go crazy yo thank you Jason so much I enjoy your messages Jason $100 at the start of each semester 93 left it’s been a week before the semester was over oh yeah me and Noah had that Noah do you remember

At the end of uh semesters at uh WVU when we had like that money from what um like our our meal plans and stuff oh yeah yeah yeah that scam they make you do yeah actually I think it was me and Chase me and Chase I maybe you weren’t there Noah there was

This me and Chase found this like grocery store yo what’s up Saturn see you later Jack thanks for subscribing um me and my friend Chase um at our College he uh found this grocery store that was in one of our buildings and so at when we have

A meal plan at WVU they give you so much money that you can spend throughout throughout the year for meals and it’s like a an extreme ripoff um like definitely a big ripoff a big scam um but anyways I had like 90 meals to spend

At the end of the year so um this grocery store that was inside the thing let you use your meal your meal plan meals to buy groceries and [ __ ] and we didn’t find out about it until like the end of the year so we went in there and

We spent all of our meal plan money on like candy and like just different assortments of [ __ ] that we didn’t need and I also bought like I think I bought like six full pizzas from this pizza place like six fool ass pizzas yeah it was a good time honestly the the one

Thing I do miss is The Bistro at WVU that [ __ ] was busting you remember that Noah yeah that’s the only thing I look forward to uh whenever I was in college well there was a few few things but honestly that vro like getting that and just climbing up in our dorm and

Chilling out EA I think I’m ready my chicken sandwich hit uh add server and then make a name and and plug that URL in I think I’m ready to like join well that’s what I was saying so you have it up bunch of gum for the next semester okay

Also get a free pizza from work oh nice you work at a pub so if you hit play does it let you in yeah but what do I do now are you in the game no I’m I’m by myself on like a like a grass strip oh you’re getting

In is there a timer counting down not that I can see H yeah I can’t load in for some reason what’s oh it may have timed out yeah it definitely did let me get it back up one second guys I’m going to get the server up and then we’ll be good to

Go also I have Microsoft Edge what the hell I have micros soft Edge but it’s not showing up why is Microsoft Edge not showing up damn I wanted the timer to show up but it’s not going to be playing a game with you in the background thank you

Saturn it’s so funny I started working at the pub when I wasn’t even 18 it’s barely a pub to mention pre-think or in my general vicinity how big is my 3D printer um it’s not that big it’s an Ender 3v2 don’t move don’t move if you move it’s against the

Rules are you in no one um not quite don’t move flash please I beg of you there we go I got it okay good This will probably only take us like 10 minutes I would say that’s my guess okay I am ready to go are you ready to go Noah I’ll hit play but I’m not going to hit this hit the start button yet to one second am I in yeah are you

In hold up I have to restart my game give me a second I had to restart what the [ __ ] is happening what’s going on I’m in why did you restart your computer I had to no my game oh why real quick have to do something yeah we probably should have

Tested this before we dove in I guess yeah I think so yeah you’re right Asher I’m not GNA press any buttons what’s yours doing Noah you got to tell me um I think I may figured it out every time I clicked a button it kept bringing up

Like when you get to that grass area you don’t want to click anything it takes 30 seconds and then it puts you in yeah yeah yeah y what’s up Shadow fair enough Crowley I’ll probably bring the server back EV back okay don’t move restart the [ __ ] server There’s

A Zombie coming out I’m disconnecting yeah it disc connect he acts like it’s that [ __ ] life or death I’m not restarting it we’re trying to get no in the second he gets in we’re playing but it’s not time it’s fine bro just chill the hell out Noah what the hell is your game

Doing it’s being stupid oh man see if Noah was one of my users at work well I tell you right now that’s how they can be sometimes they just say it’s being stupid it’s not working thank you all right uh I’m going to try it again I’m watching a wolf

Chase a skeleton down that was pretty funny well if it’s giving you an error what is that noise hello am I in now what is that noise what what the f music G where is that noise coming from stop wait don’t move don’t move shut the [ __ ] up okay there we go

All right you ready get in guys five 4 3 two one go hey bro all right get wood that’s our first goal well sucks I thought Noah was beating my ass it was zombies oh [ __ ] [ __ ] yo Nicholas thank you for becoming a dairy cow help God damn it get it away from

Me this is hardcore mode too oh god oh we’re dead we’re dead there’s a no oh [ __ ] watch out no me run I’m dead I’m dead I’m so dead I only have three hearts you’re so welcome Nicholas I guess oh God a wolf oh they’re nice it’s

Okay oh [ __ ] please yes the wolves R wolves get his ass oh [ __ ] the Wolves don’t kill spiders oh [ __ ] another skeleton I can’t take a hit I Can’t Take a Hit I repeat I’m dead oh [ __ ] one and a half hearts one and a half hearts please someone help me no help

I’m so dead I’m literally there’s nothing I can do well time to restart the server that took a while bro honestly I got beat the [ __ ] out on me and you were the first one to die that’s just sad honestly uh in the settings somewhere okay this next time will be

Less chaotic please get a new mic excuse me Rachel are you back my mic doesn’t sound bad I’m GNA listen to my mic right now I’m going to listen to I’m going to listen to my mic right now I just got an ad one second just you wait

Rachel my mic sounds damn good Rachel when you talk in your mic it probably sounds like yeah because all you do is spew [ __ ] out of your mouth how about that hey I’m not just hiding in a whole all damn game okay I’m Gonna Be A Man

About It I’m not a mouse I’m a man starting server it’s starting the server up I’m a man I’m a man I’m a man yes I am yes I am yes I am go off Troy when I talk in my mic I sound like a real man

You never mind bro I ain’t about to I ain’t about I could have I could have just ended your career Rachel I could have just sent you to hell but I’m not going to do it you know I’m going to be the bigger guy I’m going to be respectful

Yeah I damn right I am all right everybody load into the server is everyone loaded in all right three two Oh I thought you said the grass stop looking around flash you cheating dick Noah okay three two one go oh we’re right by the really nice wood good

Rachel Rachel if we waited you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] if we waited for you to load in Rachel it would take 5,000 years you’re probably running off of a a [ __ ] Windows 98 computer there’s a button for it just hit your F Keys it’s probably like if I

Had to guess like F6 I don’t know I’m shot in the heart it’s not too late you gave Love a Bad Name close enough I found some coal behind us oh wait why is my sound not on flash has already got Stone flash has been PR practicing speeduns without us I

Guess we need to get a bunch of wood oh my God I turned the desktop audio off thank you Crowley hey Noah can you say something like what say it again what do you want me to say that’s perfect thank you shot in the heart it’s not too late

I found lava dude oh that’s perfect I know they know they know they know oh oh I wish I could ban that song from existence I hate it so much you’re a tick tocker e no but every damn [ __ ] around here is back in my day there was no such

Thing as Tick Tock we just had to enjoy each other’s company and I enjoyed your [Laughter] mother’s [ __ ] okay Grandpa Grandpa what what the [ __ ] that’s wild [Laughter] I got all the Cobblestone became such a a [ __ ] up story so fast oh [ __ ] I got to get flint make me a stone

Ax flash I’ll go cut what was that stone axe just gave you one take me to church I worship like a dog oh going a Saturday night the only song I know how to sing just right all right we about to go to the nether yeah we need a lot of stuff before

That at least one thing we start mining down I’m going to go get some you guys got coal yet I got a little bit only Two I’m going to make a furnace up there so you guys can get some uh if you get food you can cook it oh we should probably uh probably should try to find some [ __ ] to kill huh yeah do you want to go mining and

I’ll do that or yeah I’ll go mining all right let’s go down come on down oh Sisters Let’s go down down to the river to pray studying about those good old ways wait what happened I just discovered how small the world is wait how anime wait what happened I found chicken

Following you I’m going to eat some fried chicken tonight boys damn I hope you can cook it as good as um [ __ ] Chick-fil-A Bro some good cushion alcohol Mike Wilmer I got some down [ __ ] I K call Bill c um hey Troy I got a drink for you huh I’m not that thirsty you’re going to like this one okay wait you know someone that also follows Asher that’s weird are you guys like close

Geographically CU if not that’s that’s weird as [ __ ] come here cow technically I’m not allowed to beat te you but it’s time to time to eat what why access sh what are you doing right now Noah uh I just got a stack you’re going to want to find iron first so go y

AIS you got a chest down there no uh I’m at 22 right now I need more coal honestly find coal first so you should actually be like higher up right now yeah I definitely need some coal you need to be like only a few blocks under the dirt

Yeah we should probably go up there’s a cave over here that we could have just went to where come here pigas I’ll take you to It oh man I’m almost out of hunger I got to get back got to get up no no if you cook logs if you just cook not planks but logs you can make charal let me love you oh so you can burn him twice it’s kind of cool charcoal is a

Lot better than normal here’s the lava as well oh nice not in a terrible spot either ouch they know they know I love singing Noah’s favorite song wow this is a big cave buddy no oh you’re oh you already found you didn’t go far enough see it goes a little further

Here you’re very good at this buddy thanks oh wow it actually does open up quite a bit oh look there there’s like a nether chest over here I’ve got bad news I think I’m dead oh I lived what’s in it I’ll find out hopefully some never mind I’ll find somebody like

You I wish nothing but the Best iron and gold I wish nothing but the best we should really go looking for a um this is Obsidian yeah I saw it what’s the little town called Village yo see you later Nicholas as I went down to the Village to pray I can’t find our thing now the thing flash

Was found an even bigger cave I’m just going to go down the [ __ ] hole we started to look for some coal what y AIS flash I’m at 50 I’m at 50 right now for coal that’s a good Y axis go to 49 then say something I’m giving up on

You I’m bringing the furnace underground we’re going to get murdered by zombies if I stay up there I’m going to try going underwater and see how far this goes don’t die say I only have three torches left nice you should bring in here and just mine oh I found

Coal oh I found lots of coal I mean shitloads of coal you think polar bears will attack me yes this is a Ron Jeremy load of coal huh I don’t know who that is sure you don’t hey can you bring the crafting table down flash can say something I’m giv up on You Flash oh I see It all the day do we have enough uh wood to be good for a while here’s seven torches my boy all right chicken Brewing up w Doggies here’s some saplings if you want to PL them underground can we do that no we can’t we need we need a lot of torches to do that a lot of space too well we should just become underground boys okay you You raise me up so I can walk on

Mountains You Raise Me Up I just want to find iron that’s all how do I put torches in my second hand is there a way here you toss some stone at me H Stone oh that’s Nice I like it like eat that goddamn chicken can I have a piece this better taste good me when I’m all yeah I want to live like this in real life just dig a hole in my backyard and just live in it have you found a cave yet Troy no sir

I’m waiting for that chicken getting awfully hungry Barrett had 37 droy so proud of him holy [ __ ] 376 and six back when I lived in West Virginia yeah Asher living in the woods sounded like a good idea Persona five playr live under tree good I’m not freaking done talking H um that s

Good eat berries and mushrooms eating mushrooms in the wilderness can be dangerous if you don’t know which mushrooms you’re eating it could be a bad bad or it could be a good bad or it could be death right Noah MH was it hard to move from your home different country you’re moving to

A different country alone I thought you had a boyfriend or something Rachel and what country are you at and what country are you moving to if you don’t mind me asking cuz I mean I think that that’s a pretty big deal in it as well that’s why I have a

Book oh he’s there cuz like well then you’re not moving alone necessarily I would hope not I’m gonna go two over from you oh where the hell did that come From I think I found a cave actually actually I think this might be an under water cave it certainly is going from USA to Egypt then duby hey man Ro how much how much coal do you have none right now well how much did you mine up I have 23

Let trying to go get some more iron though I’ve used a majority of it on uh other things like torches um but yeah I mean that’s honestly a bigger move than I expected to like I expected you to not say that big of a move um I mean

Yeah if you’re really certain of uh the situation you’re getting yourself uh that actually makes it sound bad if you’re certain of like your decision and you know you have outs that’s the thing is if you have outs you’re fine like no big deal if you could just like like if [ __ ]

Doesn’t work out and you still got a place here in the states and you can get back like you know if you have the funds or or the means to get back then you know but don’t pin yourself somewhere where you have no [ __ ] way of like

You know getting out of that situation you if you move there and turns out you know your boyfriend someone completely different you’ve locked yourself into the situation that’s not going to be so good I found a cave okay I’m coming I hear a spider I’m trying to get to it

Big fan of your speeduns wondering if it’ll be continuing soon but her face above me um yeah I’ll do the Wizard 101 speed runs for sure um where are you Noah very bottom oh um I’ll be doing the speedruns for sure I don’t know when but I’ll definitely keep them

Up that’s understandably scary yeah I mean hey like I said before only you know what you’re getting yourself into um it would be a good idea to block it off only you know what you’re getting yourself into and if you’re confident of you and your boyfriend working out and everything

Then go for it um was it hard to move for me life coach over here they’re asking me I’m just answering um I mean don’t take advice from this [ __ ] I’m gonna be honest with all you okay yeah listen to the 17-year-old that just got yelled at by his

Daddy exactly yeah that’s what I thought that’s the type of friends he has anyways yeah but insults just keep anyways Rachel sorry for my dumbass friend [ __ ] interrupting but um yeah I mean it wasn’t like necessarily easy to completely leave people but um I don’t know I always had this feeling that I

Would uh eventually leave West Virginia anyways just because like I do love West Virginia and I I loved the people there and everything it was just that you know I always wanted to do like Tech and like I didn’t want to really be like out in

The woods like I love living I love being in the woods don’t get me wrong but like there’s I do love being close to Target the only thing is is there’s like drawbacks and everything cuz it’s like because I’m not in the woods now I live close to people and [ __ ] and it’s

Like that can also be a little bit annoying so I don’t know there’s drawbacks to everything um it certainly wasn’t like easy to leave people that I cared about and [ __ ] but uh yeah I mean I don’t think it’s not the like oh I found diamonds if anybody has an iron

Pickaxe we don’t have a pickaxe yet um not to be like a Debbie Downer and make you feel like scared or any hey Flash come here and look at it because I’ll forget where it’s at um not to be like a de Debbie Downer or like make you feel

Like nervous or anxious but I do feel like moving away from your family is like something you never like completely fully come to terms with can’t wait too I mean you know like I feel like there’s some days where I’m like damn you know like for instance like there’s

Some days where I’m like damn I wish me and Noah could [ __ ] you know go to the lake and swim around or or do [ __ ] or I’m like man I wish my dad could come over help me work on my truck cuzz it’s like I’m doing everything by myself kind of

[ __ ] so it can suck like you know I’ve made friends out here and I definitely have like a couple solid friends for sure like my other friend know is a really good friend um and like you know I wouldn’t change having him as a friend for anything

Either but it’s just like there is like a a different relationship to from like you know how me and Noah are friends versus like other people you know even that I meet out here like I’ve know Noah since I was a [ __ ] kid just like you know that’s obviously going to be a

Little bit different found diamonds as well good [ __ ] I’m dying yeah I got hit by a creeper oh [ __ ] I’m going to die too God damn I have not found a single piece of ir yet I found three pieces so I got to come back up I’m three hearts if you

Have any more of that food that would be good it’s a really delicate balance between middle of nowhere and middle of everything big city that’s basically work for me you can just keep looking for parts of wherever you like yeah for sure everything’s a balance even like uh like drinking

Alcohol and [ __ ] it’s all balance uhoh is as much as possible I found a spawner oh nice you got torches enjoy life you only live once drink as much alcohol as possible trust me yeah this is the guy that’s asking you to listen to his advice exactly oh no I didn’t say

That I just said Don’t listen to yours uhhuh mine’s way better you’re going to have a really fun life I’ll just say that yeah we definitely we definitely both know a person with that lifestyle obviously it works out well for them oh God please don’t die just build yourself

In save you see I don’t I don’t know where the [ __ ] you guys are we I’ve been looking for you guys and lost I got away there a damn a skeleton with a enchanted bow I’m at the crafting table that we first put down oh you climbed

Up no no like the one we put in the mine oh [ __ ] this guy’s got a shovel if he even touches me I think I’m dead yeah I’m three hearts oh yourself in oh [ __ ] I hope he doesn’t call back up I see you me yeah right behind you oh

I got him I got him oh [ __ ] that hurt what happened I hear something shooting where is it oh [ __ ] bro I’m not even I’m being serious I had five hearts and he just one ta me [ __ ] me yeah he was saying there was an enchanted bow skeleton

Guy God look at this Noah now the dumb [ __ ] died look a here’s the one that killed him right here you must pay for your sins oh he killed all of us he’s on a damn kill streak all right well regenerating contents that was a warm up we were all

Rusty new plan uh get food yeah also new plan don’t go into caves maybe don’t split up so far apart as well y another new plan good point I’m restart restarting the server went from a big city Down East Town already read that yeah I don’t know I’ve always felt

Like City lifestyle is kind of a trap because it’s like it is yeah you’re making like maybe even 50% more than someone in the countryside but you’re paying four times as much for everything and there is nothing free yeah and and yeah your taxes are Skyhigh and when you

Want to work on your house or whatever you got people breathing down your [ __ ] ass crack yeah and it is so hard to buy anything in a city you have to rent everything so you’re just you’re constantly spending money and not making any that is kind of why St Louis is nice

Like the exterior areas because like I do feel like I kind of get like a mix of both um like cuz like [ __ ] is a little bit like the cost of living isn’t like too too terribly bad and you know um I could get a a house in the country if I

Can get you know built up enough I don’t know it’s like a it’s a decent mix of what I want it’s just a lot different living in a subdivision for Sure if I get my finances straightened up and you know pay off my house or some [ __ ] maybe I’ll think about getting a house out in the country yeah I don’t think people people who watch your streams realize what country means to us oh they definitely don’t by the way the servers

Back up that’s what I don’t even think ashleen understood and I explain like I think she thought I was putting on but then the first time she went to West Virginia she fell asleep and woke up and was like literally surrounded by trees and [ __ ] and it’s just like it literally

Looks like I’m taking her out in the woods to off her ass Noah are you in yeah 50% back yeah the only thing I’ve seen that’s even close to us is like Colorado what we can go yeah um I do feel like there’s definitely parts of of Missouri that

Could match Us in country like there are you didn’t see any of those but South Missouri South southern Missouri is apparently extremely country like I’ve heard of people like they drive their four-wheelers and [ __ ] and the school lets them Drive their four-wheelers into class and stuff not

Like the classroom but like they they let them drive it to school let’s do that too what I mean is like our population density and the amount of like wooded area versus you know concrete yeah southern Missouri though too also the thing that ashin I think never really experienced that we just

Like it’s just something we know and like something we live with is like the way they do the towns like going into town and [ __ ] is funny there because it’s literally like you’re driving in the woods for 30 minutes with nothing distinguishable just [ __ ] houses and

Like we used to go into town well we still do whenever I go home like we go to town on this uh this Gravel Road um and I think I think you’ve been on it I’m sure like by Bear Mountain but um we take a a gravel road into town and

You’re like literally just traveling through like the woods nothing’s going on and then all of a sudden out of the blue there’s just this plethora of shops Walmart [ __ ] like Office Depot you know what I like subway GameStop just all this [ __ ] packed into one tiny

Area um and like you just come up off the hill and it’s just there like they just pack all the [ __ ] into one one little thing and I I mean I love it like that though it’s just like you go to one place and there’s everything yeah that is

Nice ice Warrior says cities have more entertainment venues more people and pretty lemon pretty women no what think there’s ugly and pretty women everywhere I think there’s a there’s a different type of ugly women in the country I think there’s a lot of pretty women back home

But they’re all related to me exactly yeah I would say there’s probably definitely an obesity problem um in certain country areas but I wouldn’t say they’re less attractive all right good save good what are you talking about I 100 I 100% think obes people are less attractive

What I’m saying is like it’s not because they’re from the country it’s just because you know they’re fat and there’s ugly people in the world that was that was goddamn beautiful bringing a te words you’re it’s a wonder you’re you’re not locked up by some woman whenever my dad and mom were together

Well they’re still together but whenever they were dating and not married like when they first started dating um my dad so first of all this is a short story this first one my dad proposed to my mom at the mall bathrooms he was going to do

It at the mall like at one of her stores or like at the food court or something nice but he like he got scared and just decided to do it at the [ __ ] bathrooms and uh so yeah that’s kind of how romantic my dad is but anyways

Awesome um one of their first dates he took her to like a like a movie like a drive-in theater or some [ __ ] well anyways it got to be late and like it’s it’s pretty much pitch black at this point and he like looked at my mom and

He goes boy candy you’re really pretty in the dark and she she slapped him in the face I think oh man he probably was like what the [ __ ] did I do my dad’s Shakespeare junr oh man that’s funny yeah you’re and dark Sandy she calls my dad Stevie Baby and

That’s what Ash calls me now makes me cringe oh God H it’s like saying that word I I can’t say it like like you said it’s cringe oh makes me physically in pain does hurt me when she calls me that she knows it hurts that’s how women are the dirty bastards

Yeah I think we’ve got enough wood how much wood could a wood chuck chuck [ __ ] wood huh it’s funny that certain words can do that to yeah pretty everywhere I CR a little bit yeah that word yeah but the thing about the word buson is is if you’re using it you

Better be using it ironically you would never say something’s busting and actually mean it yeah yeah Yeah I have found sheep I found sheep as well I just four of them [ __ ] oh have you ever heard someone call something burnt burnt yeah like that’s burnt no that’s something I heard for the first time the other day and I guess it means like like

Cool oh I found the guy kid it up in [ __ ] gold armor yo you’re popping G you’re probably [ __ ] all the zombie [ __ ] huh wait uh I’m I’m lost I need he’s got Enchanted boots wow you didn’t want to drop any of it for me did you you little [ __ ] ass

I kind of zoned out where where where is everybody I’m at that’s where I am did you I walked some I’m in a cave what oh I found a dog a wood chuck could chuck w h puppy it’s so fire it’s burnt wait what does burnt out of some

Bushes I mean it’s cool I guess oh yeah that’s weird blash where’ you run off to I’m finding food right now I’ll be back soon oh I I see someone’s name who is that hey I have a stack of wood yeah I don’t want to go in the cave yet I’m

Scared yeah it’s probably smart they should make a they should make a a TV show um where it’s like a Christian Channel TV show by God and it’s like got evangelists in it like the the creepy Christians and it’s just called Scared Straight oh my God that would be so ironically

Hilarious dude I would watch it I don’t mean to offend you you King it’s just the country only has very handsome men like you no pretty ladies H you’re right you’re right definitely right no no I mean I’m oh God I can’t definitely not offended there’s

Definitely like a uh even in like movies and [ __ ] they betray the the women from the country to have like no teeth and they’re overweight and just fugly as hell honestly God for the most part it’s pretty accurate I don’t know I mean I I thought

We had a lot of girls in our high school that were pretty decent looking yeah my cousin again a lot of them could have been pretty but they were just severely overweight Jesus Christ just keeps going into the [ __ ] basket bro oh man I’m not saying there’s

Anything wrong with it it’s just you know not my type to Noah it’s not attractive yeah hey does everyone have three w and to me to try all right buddy don’t [ __ ] loot me hey it’s starting to get dark yeah that’s why I said does everyone have three

Wool no yes how much wool do you have flash three oh my [ __ ] God [ __ ] what the what the [ __ ] was that oh it’s box no where are you I uh hold on I’m trying to no I’m just kidding there’s definitely pretty pretty women in West

Virginia but what are they again Noah I cannot see your guys’s names I’m at 44 where are you at give me your coordinates hold on I’m trying to run away Zombie Jesus bro I can make a lot of mushroom SE I see you oh I thought you went this

Way if you get any bones let me have them we’ll try to get some dogs think we can kill the Ender Dragon with a bunch of dogs I don’t think they can come in can they I bet they can but I’d say they’d probably all die really

Quickly oh they definitely would he just splashed they ass oh my God flashy scared me let me check something There bunch of big ass trees over there we should probably put the bed in a tree actually all right what the [ __ ] was that and what what are you talking about wait did you I just do you have a bed now Noah no I’m in a tree flash maybe if

Two3 of us have one it might do it oh my God I just made so much mushroom soup look at this okay well I’m dying so if you could give me some of that that would be nice it doesn’t stack oh [ __ ] flashh we need to get in a

Tree what up guys I’m up here wow flash try to sleep try to sleep hurry are you got a bed sleep process of making one oh my God bro you want me to leave no no no it’s fine we’ll see is it going to work no no wait it’s going black it

Worked [ __ ] yeah that’s awesome wait you left is that why it worked yeah oh come back come back godamn foxes DN watch out watch out watch out watch out RKO damn it you don’t like my two bones [ __ ] I’ll give you a different kind bro give Noah some of the musroom [ __ ]

Dog bro yeah exactly it is you’re damn right so you’re so mad at us there’s a green man I’m GNA stop right there come here Noah let me give you some some of my soup flash made it and he didn’t clean off his poopy fingers but tast all right it’s just

Seasoning yeah that’s what we like to call back home some spicy some spicy spice that’s what they call it in India too seasoning Cooks at our high school used to put some dandruff in it yeah my mom’s a cook now at the high school and

She’s like or well I think she’s at the elementary school and she’s like the food we Cook’s good and I’m like [ __ ] it is yeah I wouldn’t feed that [ __ ] to my damn dog uh oh I wouldn’t we literally made the news we literally made the news um because sised they let the

[ __ ] ham spoil and they gave us a piece of wheat bread with cheese and the cheese wasn’t even [ __ ] uh like it wasn’t even like melted onto the bread it was just a cold piece of [ __ ] cheese on a piece of shitty ass wheat bread yep I remember that also Rachel I told

Her that I didn’t want to do that video and she basically forced me she wouldn’t stop and I told her not to upload it thought it was the cringiest thing I’ve ever seen in my life his that sounds [ __ ] sexual it was fully intended to there’s a piece of iron right here up

On the wall it’s right over here right right down in there oh there’s some up here over the walls see we make some goddamn suspicious stew up in this [ __ ] I ate some of that stew unfortunately that’s why my stomach’s stewing yeah it does look like

To a weird video you wasn’t allowed near school for a while okay man I’m so excited for tomorrow I’m going to wake up I’m G to have such a good start to the day I’m GNA [ __ ] you I’m going to put school tomorrow I’m going to put some stew meat into my

Crock pot get it cooking get it going and then I’m going to on my first break I’m going to have a big healthy breakfast West Virginia style I don’t know what the stew did but that’s okay and then I’m probably going to eat the rest of the

Stew and then the next day I’m going to wake up and do the same exact thing except I’m going to make tacos I’m going to have tacos for lunch and dinner I do need to go to Costco somehow buy some cas so uh I don’t how much do you need I can get

Some where are you guys at I have some Stuff here you want an axe is that your coordinates in the chat real quick I was going to make a pickaxe here made you one Uh I think you picked it up he’s here I can make it I didn’t pick it oh wait here look I threw it over there come back come back come back come back should I just dig my way down I guess keep your bed on you flash you want to play Minecraft

Now I want to play Minecraft right now but probably in a day I won’t won I don’t mind it okay speed speed running it keeps my brain going but if I’m not speed running it then it’s like I don’t mind just like building [ __ ] it’s hard for me to find [ __ ] to do

If I’m not speed running found a m shaft yeah nice actually you didn’t find that we were literally here hey man in the words of Christopher Columbus I found it first [ __ ] on in the words of Christopher Columbus I wasn’t itching before I had sex with her that ain’t good ain’t good

Chief you got the happy clap happy clappy happy clappy Indians got my Johnson going crazy uh Native Americans no no what oh [ __ ] I got to run oh I guess it would have been Mayan yeah Mayes yeah or Aztec I don’t know more like [ __ ] got him those nuts

I just go through phases of it I think that’s how Minecraft is for everyone it’s kind of like doing hardcore heroin just a little bit less addictive and it doesn’t taste as good heroin is delicious and you can’t inject it anally watch out unfortunately what do you play Minecraft on I play it

An I don’t the hell did you guys get down there we used our feet dumbass well [ __ ] well I can’t be on welfare if I do that God damn it they might catch me we’re just waiting for you to mess up Jim Bob oh hello there Hello hello flash have you heard that song not not really you ask F yes or no question he gives you confusing answer oh my God come here oh [ __ ] 490 17 108 some specific area dude guys look at this [ __ ] you’ve got to this is crazy give me a second no

Bro we’ve got it everything that we could ever want holy [ __ ] in my ass I’m lost oh my God emeralds wait are those damn it I guess they wouldn’t be good unless we found a thing anyways uh I’m hearing some very bad sounds it’s just me working son don’t come in we

Here wait did you go in the M shaft oh my God we’ve been in the M shaft look at this flash over here I’m going to make a jump oh God Leroy Jenkins dude you’re stupid as [ __ ] I’ve not found coal I found a lot of coal

Oh I have a lot too here come uh come here then oh I found a bunch of iron Noah can you put coal in this oh look a chest put your iron in there no here uh whoever needs this there’s a d bastard oh that’s funny