DashPum4 – I built the most USELESS farm in Hardcore Minecraft History!

I designed and built the most insane Farm in Hardcore Minecraft history you probably think the rates of this Farm are going to be insane but April fools this Farm will get zero drops per hour and is insane because you’d have to be insane to build it but a farm has to do

Something and we can’t get XP or items because then the farm would be too useful so what can we farm that isn’t useful at all statistics statistics are literally just for the flex and some people have really cool statistics but I want a really high stat in something stupid like murdering villagers they

Drop nothing so they’re perfect so let’s build a farm to get myself a stupidly High number of villagers killed all right we gotta go find somewhere to build this this right here seems like a pretty nice spot to me so this Farm will basically just be a ton of villager

Breeders stacked on top of each other each villager breeder needs two villagers for it to work so we’re gonna build the top Villager breeder first and then build down so that the top breeder populates the lower levels so let’s get to work so as I built more and more layers of

This Farm more and more babies started getting produced and I’m kind of overwhelmed now because I am not able to build platforms as fast as the babies are getting produced so you can see that this room has quite a few villagers in it do you think the villagers will still

Trade with me for a reasonable price after I do this oh yeah miles is right the pillar just did show up to see the massacre of thousands of villager children okay we finished this first tower now we just have to get villagers onto every single level we have killed 999 villagers you should

Be honored baby 1 000 let’s go I love how they ran over to me like what have you done to my brother I’ll do it to you too dude what is this how did you guys grow up in this hole so I’ve built half of this and look at how much

Durability I’ve used on my hoe and we now have it operational we’re gonna build a second one of these towers over here to double the production but for now I just added this little system that lets me kill them that system wasn’t keeping the villagers alive so I designed this little storage

Chamber for villagers where they’re in scaffolding blocks so they don’t die of cramming and they can grow up without Escaping The Chamber now I can go work on the second tower and villagers will collect in here this thing has been collecting villagers for like an hour

Now but they’re causing a lot of lag so let’s kill them and see how many we get from 2325 to 2902 that’s over 502 swings of my sword that’s beautiful man help me I literally can’t move there are too many babies let me out let me out oh

My gosh that was terrifying we are on to our final layer of the breeder now we just have to get villagers onto the lair there are a few over here and then there are some that are sleeping which is strictly prohibited all right you guys all die now oh damn

It they’re escaping okay so we’re finally done with both of these towers this took so long man now that we’re done with the Breeders we need to kill the villagers when I kill a villager with my sword the villagers killed stat goes up but if it dies to anything else

It doesn’t so I could hit the villagers directly but then my sword would break also I’d run out of food and starve which usually isn’t an issue because a regen Beacon will keep you alive but taking damage stops you from sleeping and sleeping is really important for this Farm because villagers only breed

During the day so if you sleep through every night you get 50 more villagers per hour so I could add an XP farm to Mend My Sword and a villager carrot Farm to give me food to eat but then the farm wouldn’t be useless anymore because I’d

Be getting extra carrots and XP so to fix this we had to change the killing method entirely so let’s build the new one this one uses TNT to kill the villagers this works because when TNT that was lit by a player kills something it counts as

A player kill so I’ll shoot an arrow into this machine that will use it to light TNT that I place placing blocks doesn’t cost you hunger or XP so those two issues are solved so let’s try the farm if I come down here if I go ahead and turn on a auto Clicker

And now it should hopefully be working I did something wrong they’re like a million babies can I just like herd them all up if I like place that everyone gather around that worked shockingly well now if I hit that please okay that landed in the water pretty beautiful

Definitely a good farm that everyone should build so we used all of our TNT and you can see it only got us about 800 more villagers killed and so I decided I need to make a much much cheaper version of this because I do not have enough TNT

One of my ideas for making the farm cost less TNT was to have all the baby villagers get moved out of the loaded chunks so they stop causing lag and build up in a scaffolding block where they won’t take entity cramming then I’ll have a flame arrow on a trapdoor

Sitting above a TNT minecart in the unloaded chunks if I flip this lever the trapdoor beneath the arrow will open but the arrow isn’t loaded so it won’t fall until I increase my render distance then the air will hit the TNT and kill all the villagers instantly the problem is

That for Bill villagers to breed they need a bed for their baby and when a baby is born it claims a bed using carpet mod we can see which beds are claimed by this line that connects the Villager to its bed normally villagers unclaim their beds at night but by

Unloading the villagers they can’t unclaim their beds so after two babies are born the Breeders won’t have a bed for their next baby so their breeding attempts will fail I found another solution so let’s do that now they’ll drop down they’ll make their way to the middle and they won’t take

Entity cramming here now we just have to change this Redstone up a little bit we set up this Redstone that will make it so that I place three TNT every night and now all we have to go and do is craft some TNT man I really hope this

Farm works because I just used the very last of all of my gunpowder and since Mojang broki and exo4’s mob farm I also have no source of gunpowder on the bright side now we have all this TNT to use so I added a shulker box unloader to

This thing originally because it used to use like 2 000 plus TNT per hour and now that it’s down to 18 I think we can do this now let’s just put this into here and now we are ready to go now I just get to leave this running overnight okay

AFK overnight at the villager farm so let’s see how many villagers we’ve killed and 26 518 villagers so I did what I set out to do and I probably hold the world record for most villagers killed in hardcore now but the video isn’t over yet so don’t like And subscribe just yet we

Have bonus content here’s my girlfriend’s reaction to my wonderful Farm we have some villagers these guys will Farm these crops and they’ll breed and then the baby will drop down here and then I am standing down here and I kill them um it’s a really good Farm super beneficial it gives me precisely

Zero items per hour and zero experience per hour what are your thoughts it took me a while I thought he was actually serious no I’m I’m I am serious I am that is what the farm is it took me so long to realize that he was just trolling

I’m not trolling so my goal is to finish designing this machine and make it so that I can kill about a thousand villagers per hour more specifically they’re baby villagers but that’s not by Design that’s just by happenstance you know it just happens to be that they’re

Babies because it takes 20 minutes for them to grow up and that that costs a lot of Computer Resources so I kill them as fast as possible what are your thoughts you love it right it’s oh great Dash has a desire to kill yeah to kill newborn children it’s not

Exactly a desire it’s more just like I want to you know I just it sounded not real no no it’s it’s definitely real that is actually what the farm does I don’t kill babies in real life okay guys trust me I hope you don’t I don’t know that’s a red flag man

Killing babies is a red flag now what next they stop letting you smash like And subscribe on my YouTube video Well for now it’s not a red flag so do it quick thanks for watching happy April fools everyone