Deadly Confession: I Murdered Technoblade’s Beloved Chicken

They have gun wait how do I get a gun can I get one hold on guns oh I’m gonna get a gun guys shut up I’m getting a gun shut up shut up shut up shut up [ __ ] off minecrafters eagle how do I shoot it you need it I have to

Buy ammo where do I buy that oh my god $15,000 for seven shots well I just have a first show ho that’s apparently a beagle now is there a way to like force install the resource pack again oh my god Oh holding it sideways Oh Shh gangster dude everybody real gangster

Until Connor has a gun I have a [ __ ] gun I’m gonna go shoot somebody have you have you been down to the Antarctic have you had a personal last time I came I was told to leave a techno I think was saying I could come over he was in my

Chat let’s start over at Technos Tower of death and destruction I think you’ll like it you shouldn’t join techno in them I’m all I’m all for winning and I only make that clear if that involves joining them I’m mom absolutely damn I’m just one I

Just want all the guns and I want to go to the moon and I want to live on the moon that’s all that I want oh no where Peter is that him over here oh my god oh my oh he left the game oh we left the game well that’s a shame

Connor I’m here I’m having technical issues with leg uh-oh this seems like a pretty nice base who made this that is mr. techno he built that can you believe it so he’s not only good at killing people in the game he’s also good at just playing every facet of the

Game i i’m impressed even fills it was like wow that’s amazing are you thank you Nicole would you say Pete up now Pete’s gone up Pete Pete are you in a living room Peach stream is back online can you hear me oh my gosh Pete you’re in the living room still and someone tell Pete that his discord is in the living room can someone please inform Pete heck no blade taking a selfie from a plane Tecna lives

Here oh no this is Technos home this is nice and peaceful and also a little bit terrifying he reminds me of like Superman’s Arctic lair Oh techno blade techno blade techno blade who’s in my lands hello friend I just want to say techno I trust you excellent and I can’t

Believe my internet has been resurrected been in like a call from like your living room fortunately nothing incriminating was said or done what do you guys think about like giving to like the poor on the like theoretically on the server like if someone didn’t have a

Lot of things like it depends on who that individual is if he’s worthy right right now that’s a good point if he’s a beggar sorry right well I mean where do you draw the line at begging you know like where would you say like is it

Begging or is a little too good for a beggar right Connor if it’s you no worries okay well I mean obviously not I mean I don’t I mean obviously not obviously I wouldn’t need to beg because I’m very affluent and rich and some things go without flexing right

Obviously I’m very rich in my minecraft wealth and what pops up if you type this flash you have funds I have $0 oopsy get out of my base alright I’m just gonna give you twelve diamonds out of pity Oh oh my god the artist friends anymore all right at

The deal bro your armor trash that’s not true I can buy better armor for four emerald the case that’s ninety five but yeah it’s not a case at all oh great we’re giving you an opportunity oh my god this is America well don’t you dare kill Alfred what about the other one I

Don’t care about Derrick you have 15 seconds to start running from Ireland 45 minutes Connor it was on stream that was unfortunate I shot Derrick and Alfred just died out of your terror as if you literally filled out with the bullets II bought with my Diaries I’ve never been

This BM din the history of my that does sound like you were a little bit disrespected I would agree however so very good however on the minecart once again it was an online map where is he it was it was a mistake in a simple accident where is he you don’t need to

Follow me known he’s on the bridge no need to worry it was miss Carter it’s okay it’s alright huh we were read it was an accident hey this isn’t a no I am embarrassed I don’t understand you have to understand it was an accident I did not shoot that

Chicken for some reason shooting it Derick did damage to Alfred I’m a dying man he’s trying to escape to Australia I don’t know where I’m going if I’m being honest with you can I just be like an indentured servant or something to make up for my crimes only dug into indentured servitude

Unless you’re gonna rename your minecraft account to Alfred and start laying eggs in that fenced off area there is only death no I mean I can just I mean I can pretend to be Alfred if that’s what we need to do Oh Pete I went

The wrong way I made a big mistake you should have never gone this way getting your plane and take off from here don’t tell about the planes I don’t know which way I’m going though I don’t know which part of the How do I even fought of the sky can I just stay in the sky forever you just have to like kind of slowly drift down by not going forward no so I’m just fine if I just stay up here then oh I can hit you in the plane

Oh wait really yeah if he dropped an airstrike on you oh well I have a really good gun so I don’t know if I’d be pretty even fight all right techno I say we settle this like men okay oh how you say we settle loose I say a classic standoff all right backs

Turned with a gun we turn around and fire all right all right that’s how we’re gonna do this and if you cheat your honor will be gone and then no one will like you and nobody wants that it’s gonna take you 12 hours to land cuz you’re in the bad plane oh

Yeah this is a great time we can discuss the terms techno blade stop get them I will hold on I have an idea only gonna do damage to my ears man it was an honest mistake bruh you just straight up shot of sheer tears like alright don’t kill Alfred and

Then you’re like alright Sam there is video proof that I did not shoot Alfred having fun there slowly slowly gliding did that hurt you at all did you do something to show you heck no I’m landing I’m landing I’m land I’m not doing this anymore we stop don’t

Hit me don’t hit me don’t hit me listen you know you will kill me there’s no doubt in your mind that I will die correct I’m leaving I I thought I could trust you you keep on swinging you were landing Connor he’s not landing very effectively baby trying to keep me I’m

Gonna cry I will cry you don’t want you don’t want to hear me guys I’m gonna start crying hey no one wants this well I’m out fireworks forgiveness another win what you’re claiming victory lived somehow I don’t know how all right you know what techno here’s what I’m gonna do I’m

Gonna win but don’t swing at me you know I can’t kill you you know like I will go up in this plane if you try to kill me boomer can we get a boomer don’t call me that’s not fair that’s not ya playin starlet um darling I don’t know how to play this

Game I’m doing all that I know this is the gun that killed Alfred no see it