Deadly Minecraft Block Wars: Everest Tourney Ep 5

Streamer now a lot of you guys might be wondering Joe why are you in a [ __ ] Donkey Kong outfit well to answer that question uh my team uh every time your team has themed skins I’m Donkey Kong and uh all my teammates and see this is what’s really [ __ ] up here

Chat all of my teammates said hey we’re all going to wear outfits Joe you should buy a Donkey Kong outfit and so I spent $50 on a [ __ ] Donkey Kong onesie just for two out of my five teammates to not have their costumes arrive in time and like bro the crotch area look

Like why is there so much like it’s it’s the length of my legs but why why is there like just so much [ __ ] nut sack room just it it doesn’t make sense it’s like I’m sagging dude anyways uh I’m already sweating in this and the tournament hasn’t even started

So this is going to be probably a [ __ ] disaster I’m going to keep the hood up for as long as I can but as the tournament goes don’t see don’t be surprised if uh I rip this outfit off because I’m uh already already [ __ ] overheating uh anyways do you guys know

What black Wars is or do you guys need me to explain it also I don’t like this little this little nub here it’s like a hood I don’t like this outfit this was $50 anyways explain it okay black Wars is a bunch of mini gamess a bunch of

Streamers there’s a lot of Minecraft only streamers and there’s a lot of variety streamers I’m one of the variety streamers right now uh the last two times my team won which puts me in the contention for if we win this one uh we will literally or I will solidify myself

As uh tying uh the win record uh and then possibly beating it the next one after that but um basically it’s a bunch of mini games like you guys know Minecraft spliff turf wars is a new one they added that’s the final game mode do

You know what turf wars is if you don’t know what turf wars is two sides when you kill an enemy your side moves forward they have Splatoon we have uh hide and seek there is extraction which is like a PVP game mode similar to [ __ ] valerant uh and there’s like a

Bunch of other mini games and basically uh we play eight different mini games uh in teams of five my team is me anthos fruit berries handsome uh handsome fella if you know who handsome is uh and sneak snag and we have a [ __ ] god squad

Team uh I’m very excited W team um we’re going to get a bunch of people fineberg a lot of known Minecraft players as well as a lot of known variety streamers um and if you make top two go into the finals after all eight mini games if you

Make top top two you go into the finals and you play turf wars this time instead of bridges uh they also added one more different game mode which is a weird parkour level my teammates will probably explain it well I’m not a captain I believe anthos is my captain um because

They always have like Minecraft Main players be the captains uh and so he’ll probably explain all the game modes to me as well as you guys the new ones but for the most part uh basically this is how it works there’s eight game modes we each vote every team votes for a game

Mode to be played in a certain order the game modes that are played in the beginning are worth less pointwise than the games at the end so if the first game we play is say order up which is about like crafting and [ __ ] that will be worth less than the last game

Mode played so the goal is to vote the games you suck at or don’t want first and then play the games as that you’re most confident in um but yeah that is the plan today somebody said Minecraft’s ass l in the chat for [ __ ] swag data I’ll T I’ll

Time you out for 24 hours buddy you know you’re already not going to be here so it doesn’t matter you know you’re already not going to be here the rest of the [ __ ] stream because Minecraft apparently sucks so you know bye bye bye bye one more time

Bye anyways uh Spartan for the three do you know if uh Gran is praying playing who the hell is that TR it for the five anyone here from bedw Wars what do you mean steel for the sub Kon for the sub hyper for the three uh Joe loves for the

Sub zenton for the three I [ __ ] the name up Amber for the sub zenton for the three thoughts on the name zenton giant for the sub um exotic for the five I hit a Papa Smurf C and now I’m seeing sounds should I be worried no no you’re fine Dr

Death for the three what the [ __ ] are you wearing a Donkey Kong onesie Seattle the Big Mac and jack for the sub the booty for the three I already read that uh kale for the sub ghost for the sub but chat does that make sense does anybody have questions because I’m about

To undf talk to my team real quick uh I will try to read donos as fast as I can but keep in mind this is a competitive tourney so I might take a little bit to get to that uh as well as I’ll try to

Read chat as much as I can but I’m also in a competitive attourney I’m going to call with four other people that are also talking to me and so yeah I’ll definit and talk to you guys here and there but for the most part uh I am

Going to be less interactive with chat today so my apologies on that end but uh this is a very fun tournament we’ve been doing this uh every month they usually have one a month uh for the last few months now so uh we’re looking to get

Our third win in a row today uh and tie the win record uh giant Shaggy in turn for the sub Brock for the three there’s this person in my English class who was throwing a fit because I sat in a chair and I didn’t want to leave because it’s

Not actually his then he took the coffee i b earlier in the morning chugged it so I bought a bottle of liquid fart spray D back chat backp uh the spell was so putrid so bad people were G and he started to cry did I go too far n he

Chugged your coffee bro Alicia for the sub no you definitely a little bit too far yeah Mega for the five love your streams want to recommend you watch anime uh the anime’s blue lock in Vinland Saga people ask me to watch Vinland Saga all the time so I

Definitely do need to watch that one I have never heard of the other one all right hold up let me undeen for my team here you guys can meet my teammates oh we’re missing one sneak snack’s not here let me oh no they’re all deafened I’ll actually stay deafen

For a minute then who cares you [ __ ] suck at all the games you [ __ ] suck at all the games you [ __ ] suck at all the games uh you’ve been following me for 18 hours opinion on Ninja’s low taper fade Tik Tock comment we found him chat he’s here from

Tik Tock we spotted him locked in um dude I don’t even know like what’s so special about what how did that even start somebody made a song about Ninja getting a low taper fade and then he did and now people are asking me to get one

True for the five from bedwar is in when you played bedwars 202 to 2021 how would anybody from bedw warss be here are you saying like is there a bedwars mini game no and rehea for the [ __ ] five gifted subs thank you for the five gifteds Rea

Appreciate the [ __ ] Subs I had exams all week and I failed all of them rip that blows uh you’re drinking air up I am I’m drinking the peach tea flavor right now it’s pretty good that water you’re drinking looks extra Airy I’m not stream sponsored by airup chat we you don’t you

Don’t need a you don’t need to feed into the to the the sponsored chats here this isn’t a g- fuel thing I’m just drinking air up because I like it I’m doing a YouTube ad for them does it work yo honest opinion it it it’s a it just adds a

Little bit of flavor it’s not as sweet as like Gatorade right if if it says peach tea you’re going to get the peach tea Essence peach tea it tastes like in my how would I explain this this is peach tea it tastes like diet diet peach

Tea like is there flavor yeah is it not a lot yeah but it’s good I like it it makes water um taste better like for the threade Jo autistic what do you think about autistic viewers I mean I appreciate my my autistic viewers just as I would regular viewers I I don’t

Know what you’re what do you mean by that what do you think about autistic viewers I’m I’m I’m just I’m happy that they’re here what do you want me what are you asking me like I I I I’ve never I’ve never really cared whether whether or not a

Viewer is autistic I appreciate them the same they said thanks Joe no problem uh all right nothing’s wrong with that exactly hold up I got to pull up the [ __ ] game dude it’s full screen right now Chad I got to blow my nose don’t say

Ew ew I said ew I said ew for you dude I’ve had like chat am I crazy or have I had like a um runny nose for like I feel like two weeks now up sneak snag joined he’s here wax for the three uh milks for

The three black Wars time let’s get it wax for the three I haven’t been in stream in a while wanted to pop in won’t be able to say the full length of keep an out uh for keep an eye out for some gifted Goods well thank you for the

[ __ ] 300es and wax eater du uh and if I am late to any Dons again uh I will read them but it might take me like 10 minutes longer than usual because if I’m mid game I’m not gonna I’m not going to read a Dono you know Dr Death for the

Three what’s a better name Dr Death Or kiwi bird they’re both good all right hold up let me shrink my Discord Tab and then join join my fellow Minecrafters pank for the th when are you making a public Spotify playlist do not know all right lock in here chat

Lock in here chat got to undeen got to undeen for the team here because for the sub this is the the tournament area there’s a bunch of teams team Turtles team Pelicans blah blah blah blah blah blah I don’t even know what team we are we’re the blue Bears handsome the only

One that’s not in the game yet on our team but there’s three other people that are missing uh yeah there are eight teams there are five people a team so there’s 40 streamers uh some prominent ones tap L fineberg Joko ant venom ant Frost uh anthos on my team fruit Perry sneak

Snack Joe aart is me and handsome’s my team uh rainho booer or boo fur Wolfie and sleepe uh there’s a lot of people where where’s Hansen fell when I unde he probably should be here I think he’s launching Minecraft anyways um are we running predictions for this now chat

Should we run predictions per game mode or should we run predictions per like the event I feel like per game mode cuz if we do per this is going to be a three-hour event we’re only playing Minecraft today by the way chat cuz this is a competitive turny

Um I feel like per game mode makes more sense uh and then should we do first or top three I feel like top three the prediction should be do we get top three not individually but as a team does my team get top three per game mode so not

Only are you betting on my performance but also the other four players on my team uh I think our hard carry to day is going to be fruit berries uh he’s one of the best Minecrafters he’s new it’s his first time in Block Wars but uh so I

Mean like I’ll know the game modes more than him but he is just really good at Minecraft I practiced with him and the rest of my team the other day at like 2 a.m. um and they were basically uh what team are you on Blue Bears uh and they were basically you

Know all pretty good I I wouldn’t say any of our teammates are bad this uh this go around but fruit ber is definitely like [ __ ] shredded and anthos is good I would not say I’m bad I don’t know how handsome’s going to do this is also his first time and he’s

Also a variety streamer like me uh and then sneak snags just always been good at Minecraft all right Robson for the sub uh Reich for the three says ejo vision for the three take my first philosophy class in the college this semester any advice on how to approach

It dude just just do the readings is the biggest thing try and participate in class and then that makes writing the papers and doing the exams way easier for the most part you’re only going to have written exams but some are going to have like tests but but I mean that

Really varies on what philosophy class they’re taking movie and Demi for the sub Lear for the 5K Bitties th in the [ __ ] chat thank you for the 5K Bitties thank you got sub thank you for the [ __ ] 5,000 Bitties bro I appreciate that [ __ ] let me unde in here

Real quick for the [ __ ] team Le thank you for the [ __ ] GI or not gift it’s the bets music not turned down oh Hub music there hello hello team Yo Joe Bart Joe you guys you guys ready to win are you in or are you I am in my I

Am in my Donkey Kong outfit right now let’s [ __ ] go dude I don’t know how long it’s going to last though the whole time the whole stream yes three three three and a half hours each yes commit I won a Minecraft tournament in full Elsa cosplay you can handle it in Elsa full

Elsa Cosplay wig and everything Frozen yes when did you wear an Elsa costume uh Playboy for the three I like your outfit remind you want to see the picture it’s like two not two years ago maybe well actually it has been two years two years problem yo we have to

Win today yeah I get my I think I match the uh win record in a row right if we win yeah me too man totally well cuz I have two the last two I uh my team won and so if we win this one I think I matched someone that had three

In a row it might have been Cam man someone is three in a row somebody I have two in a row no well I’ll have three in a row after today and then I could beat the record in the next one get four in a row you know cosplays in

Our chat by the way if you’re I wore that the entire tournament oh you you you sent it in the chat yeah yeah hold up I’m pulling it up in case you want material for later for my chat oh oh oh that that’s what I meant for chat yeah yeah that’s it

Wow they make uh adult-sized Elsa costumes yeah for specifically me specifically you yeah I’m the entire Market you’re the only person that’s bought it buy you buy them in the thousands yeah it’s just a different one every day really well what are are you in costume

Right now yes what costume are you in I have a Bowser onesie on like a I have a Donkey Kong onesie on but the okay now is I don’t know you’re also wearing a onesie yeah is the crotch area very large for you no I I pack it in pretty

Tight no but like okay I know I know what I know what you’re saying but like no I’m I mean you’re why why did you want to know because if you look at pull up my stream real quick I don’t know chat can you see my fat

Penis Chad do you see it like look Carter not really it’s way mine is like saggy mine’s a little short at my feet it’s like your wear uh H what are what are those pants like high waters or whatever yeah they feel like I’m wearing you know like the yeah they’re like

Movie for the thre for channel shout out I don’t get shout out halfway up my shin e f for the sub play booy for the pretty much let me see let me see the the SAG Joe go ahead how are you pulling up my stream yeah it’s like oh my

God let me check bro you got a whole kangaroo sack yeah you going to fit a child in there bro dude when I when I when I put it on I was like the leg length is normal but it’s like why is this one piece just so large bro that thing’s dangling that’s

Crazy no I can’t say I have the same experience did you is yours like Nintendo licensed or whatever I don’t know I ordered it off Amazon me too but apparently I ordered a good one that always freaks me out when I order something on Amazon and it shows up like six hours later

Yeah six hours yeah i’ not always I mean but like sometimes I’ve ordered stuff on Amazon and it’ll be like if you order it within the next hour it’ll show up at like 8:00 P.M and I order it at like 1 oh yeah I don’t I don’t get that

Anymore when um yeah but then it’s like some random it’s like a the dude that delivers those type of packages he’s not even in the Amazon van he’s just in like a his own car just like like speed drifting into your driveway try and get

All the orders in on time or he’s going to get fir regular clothes just walks up to your doorbell and like takes a picture of your front door and you’re like the package from the road doesn’t even [ __ ] walk up yeah it’s cuz you probably live by a

Headquarters when I was in St Louis they had a headquarters so like I would order stuff and it’d be like get by how do they determine what they’re going to put in an Amazon stuff I don’t know like why would they have a Donkey Kong outfit at an Amazon headquarters cuz Donkey Kong’s

Basic Donkey Kong’s big Donkey Kong monkey monke awesome you guys know H that or no no he deed and then he he’s in the VC so I don’t know is he streaming is he live I have no idea I didn’t check I just my first instinct

Was join The Blue Team he is live okay he stream is starting soon he started a minute ago so why does he have ice spice as I was just about to say what even what even is the starting screen so much is happening hello everyone what up party people wait where’s the new

Video probably is right for the three movie for the three I don’t see it nothing there I thought I did I could send somebody tell this man to [ __ ] join the world oh my God sitting there sitting there jamming out we’re in sunglasses all right yo uh we didn’t even talk like

Team strategy at all what yeah play game win game yeah play game win game but like what what game modes do we want to get out of the way first that are worth less probably construction is order up on this one again yeah always we please

Please do that first let’s two are fun but there people are just too good at it and then I time my team did fine but it’s like order Up’s just so I I don’t think it makes you good at Minecraft that you could craft a golden carrot faster than me um speak for

Yourself um actually you’re mad yeah actually you’re just mad you’re mad you don’t know you don’t know the pumpin pie can’t click you can’t click um sorry not my problem let’s I’m going to defin really quick and listen to this update video for the Thousand byes love watching your

YouTube first uh twitch stream I’ve ever gotten on I’ve never thought it was worth it to watch a live but I love your channel so I decided to set a timer every day for your streams also please get high while playing chat I am in a

Competitive tney I am not going to get high while I’m playing this game while that would possibly be pretty fun I’m I’m that would definitely ruin my performance my performing standards now if I wasn’t if I didn’t have two wins under my belt in a row here chat

And I wasn’t shooting for world record three in a row yeah maybe maybe that’d be a different scenario but today I gotta [ __ ] I got to be I got to be locked in I got to be using my personality is so generic I could star in The Lego

Movie give a man of fish fish for a mile teach aanda fish you get Julius Caesar Rome wasn’t built in a day my blanket is soft and warm I’m going back to sleep what the [ __ ] uh anyways do it for plot what a part of the the Block Wars

War yeah back when they look back at when I have 45 black Wars wins in a row seven years from now they’re going to say anybody remember that third anybody remember that third Block Wars win where Joe just hit a [ __ ] blinker and still performed still got top 10 individually

Chat what do you think I place individually today I think we get I I really think we have a chance of getting first team overall last the first two I think I got 19th out of 40 then the last one I think I got like 12th or 15th I either

Got 12th or 15th I really want to shoot for I really want to shoot for top 12 if I could get if I could get 12th or higher individually on all the game modes combined that would be great if I could get like top three on a few games

That would be also [ __ ] fire hide and seek last one I got third I think spliff I got like fifth so there’s some game modes that I do better than others but I mean we’ll see I don’t really know all the I don’t know which game modes they swapped out I

Think they changed race to a different parkour mode router for the three says show us your sag no uh dally for the five I dare you to get high what what am I a toddler I’m not gonna oh I dare you I double dog dare you oh I guess I have

To do crack Now red panda and red for the sub Doodle for the sub I double dog dare you to [ __ ] hit a blinker nachos for the s uh is anybody uh unde in here I don’t have my Discord open but I uh unmuted what’s up um could you explain to me the

New parkour mode uh I watched the update video before but it isn’t it basically just like we decide what path we want to do and what difficulty and then we get point but this time you choose which parkour you do and is that in arcade

Games or is that its own game mode it’s that’s it own game yeah okay ice boats like give the most points by the way I suck at ice boats I’m all right at ice boats and can we all go the same one or do we have to

Like split up and do you can do whatever you Hello’s oh nice of you to join us all right listen I had to get coffee bro I was getting some coffee I watched your intro did you like my little intro yeah why do you have ice spice as uh half of your face

Cam dude because we favor each other bro you like we favor each other I do she’s awesome you like her music I like her music I do I like her big butt as well it’s pretty awesome Y what Donnie dinky thank you for the tier

Once up dude don’t say yo what like you don’t know exactly what I’m talking about bro moly dude all I’m seeing is the finale is more bow based than anything and that’s exciting yeah no I when I saw that the finale was tur Wars I love tur War my

Favor a I’m we have to play we have to play all we got we have to play I got you guys in the title I want ready to throw my shme around let’s do it yeah who’s going to be the sword guides if we get in uh Turf

War I don’t even know what tur fors is dude tur did you play Old Call of Duty you ever play M black you you ever play like like yeah you ever joined Mineplex buddy when you been living under a rock did a long time ago Dude

It’s been a while it’s been a hot ass minute bro it’s like war from like the old Call of Duties as well where you like push for territory hi guys chatter audio Hansen if you did you disable the resource pack when you join the server because we’ve

Just seen you’ve not got it enabled uh you just leave the server edit the well don’t show the IP but edit it and then hit resarch if you leave the yeah if you leave the server leaving the server oh my God there’s a British person in our

Stream there’s a British person in our call chat what was I going to say oh is their audio good move cam oh no I never moved my face cam this is what we do I forgot we do this on black Wars so you guys could see this chat you guys fine

With uh chaion top left I always forget that we do that just so because face cam still fits perfectly but then then this is good okay audio is fine all right great movie for uh movie for the three if you wanton get High because it affects your performance then get drunk

Binks for the sub aalo for the sub I’m being pulled in I’m such a big catch whoa I can’t believe there’s a fishing area who’s staring at me right now where are you I can make that happen who is this oh am I ready are we

Starting right now is the Hub music off or did I mute it and you might have muted it why never mind it’s back hold on all right I’m locked in are you ready are we starting right now is it we’re going to vote for a game we’re going to

Vote for a game mode first oh [ __ ] dude we weren’t waiting on you at all but voting isn’t just voting like you can kill each other I got to P [ __ ] hard you guys ever have a fart that’s like a fart that’s like pushing against the edge of the world you’re like you’re

Like scared to you’re scared to see what happens see like I’m gam man myself it’s just like it’s sitting there and you’re like I know if I pull the trigger on this it there’s 30% chance I’ll Shar yeah yeah I’ve ripped a few of those on stream

Before you what I’m I’m sorry I’ve ripped a few questionable farts on stream before I told my they went fine I’ve never I’ve never shot it on stream before I told my chat that if I ever just randomly get up without saying anything and walk away I’m there’s like

There’s like an 80% chance I [ __ ] myself and then well actually no I would just tell my chat like I mean today I would probably yo straight up if I like [ __ ] myself on black Wars i’ just go to the bathroom and fix it but like yeah if

It was any other stream I’d be like all right Chad I’ll see y’all tomorrow I think this is my sign to get off guys I got leave it’s over now me personally if I poop myself I feel like my chat would understand they know about my lactose intolerance dude they would understand I

Feel like so basically we’ll vote for a game we’ll all go into it’s called a decision donut and it’ll be a bunch of games and you’ll walk into the spot you want to play and you usually get items and stuff you get an item that help or hurt other players you can literally

Take somebody and steal them or you could blow people up there’s cats that count as votes stuff like that okay you can tur the turf wars map looks so good though it look cool this my first rodeo dude I’ve never been event I cannot I need to shoot a bow it’s too

Fun you know if you get bottom five here they they the Block Wars devs actually execute you so you know I’m not for real bot tell they’re going to show you oh it’s [Applause] You that’s my freaking team that’s my freaking team dude guys can we get some handsome BS in the chat I mean Jesus Christ come on I’m going to get some among ass in chat dude among ass bro yeah oh they’re announcing our team oh yeah no make sure to twerk when they

Announce our team you have to TW dud we going to take a big sh enabled you’re a casual just so you know oh look at their skins they all don’t look as good as ours oh we’re so coordinated oh we have such coordinated skins we’re so coordinated they’re fuen left only four

Players forget to equip the skin I forgot to equip my skin I’m sorry my God shame him yeah I didn’t equip this skin yeah I’m late yeah I didn’t enable the resource pack yeah my costume’s not here God damn it I was so unprepared it’s okay you only had a long

Time to decide we’re in the donut you only had like a month dude I mean how could possibly how could you possibly organize this in an entire month organize my balls dude yeah organize these balls in your mouth [ __ ] got them how about that no that was my

Line I just I thought you should have added the in your mou part go extraction first no we’re probably going to vote that last handsome can you read were you reading can you read all wait wait are we going for order up first I’m reading I’m reading yeah probably like order up

And conru I’m down I’m down to do order up first after order up I don’t care read you have to read yeah you want but don’t die like people are going to try and kill you don’t stay still someone will get you don’t stay still no stay still

Hand out items yeah like see people are going to start punching each other you have a cat I’m going to place my boat near I got a totem bro I got a totem all right all right getting a little hectic here there’s a [ __ ] Warden been did there’s a warden oh my

God I want to go put the i l had a I had a totem how did I die bro bro you just punch One Tap got to lock in C stay there it’s looking like construction or order up yes n it’s definitely order up we got a lot of

Cats we got a lot of everybody’s go let’s go so this is audio good or are they too loud a bunch of people want ERS if you your G by doing weed I heard it will make you more aggressive okay okay so there’s two separate areas one side is where people

Are waiting for the other resources are all right mhm and basically like good for the S essentially the people that know how to craft really well will craft like two won’t we have one or two Crafters a bunch of resource Grabbers and then we’ll all craft yeah yeah I’ll I’ll grab

All I’ll grab crops off rep okay wait I I can do animals I’ll do animals yeah so that’s the list of things to make as the order and then you put those like it goes you know up down you finish that that’s the other that’s the one area

With all the resources like people usually Focus like one does animals the other does the crops are we going to focus on the middle bosses or no uh we can have probably should yeah like I can I can go boss two people to do that yeah I I

Could jump in because I’ll be there for a bit but why don’t you jump in with me and then like one of us plays distraction the other one just SP but after after a few of them then we I feel like we just ignore it like once we have

A lot of resources I feel like we just have to focus on straight completing orders yeah I’m down to stay at the top for the majority because I I probably have good crafting you probably do um handsome confused right now dude I’m so confused what we have to gather we have

Orders that we have to complete We Gather resources to complete those orders you’re going to be gather resources bringing them back to the person that’s crafting and then at one point everybody will just start crafting and we complete the orders keep in mind this is the most this is the most

Complex game mode in in the entire complex dude so that’s that that sign right there is what people need to like be delivered to them the guy crafting will call out what he needs want so you just go I’m [ __ ] sweating walking chat run predictions my mom’s already r

Top easy I’ll get whatever you want so what else is there to get like fish fish I’ll get the base animals then there’s coal we all we’ll all just grab coal on the way yeah okay handsome you can be the the fish’ll spawn with tools you’ll spawn with tools by fishing some crops

Fish fish and honestly like if you just want to run around and grab as much as you can like it doesn’t hurt to like get more stuff yeah no like if we overlap on what we’re grab grabbing so so handsome you see how it’s like one is Farm one is

Delivery right so you’ll go like it’ll start and like a a little like repel will spawn right here and you just right click it and it’ll take you to that area and you just right click to go back okay I mean maybe an you can help with bosses

Maybe here we go I’m going how do we know who’s crafting and [ __ ] going to be crafting a bunch of I’ll be like the prim CRA just right click you go oh [ __ ] it started all right this is it dude this is the first one I should be playing

Epic music right now lock in lock in you go you walk faster on the pathway by the way handsome in case you need to know oh why do I only have a just going kill every farm animal I’m locking in I’m locking in I’m locking in as well I got

Lock the pickaxe I want to put my pickaxe on three I’m where do you guys put your pickaxe be honest slot always slot always SL if you don’t put it in two you’re sword one this sword pickaxe two food three water bucket pickax three it’s EAS to reach

For the three key than it is for the two key you guys are stupid you guys ready to [ __ ] I put my food in eight that makes sense put your food in slot the hell oh my inventory is full I’m coming back you’re coming back you’re coming

Back all right do it do it my the golden order is cookies bread and mutton so that’s like super important right now muton I don’t have any of those whoever whoever the animal boy is I’m literally okay I’m going to I’m going to start wait thank you I’m going to smell mutton

Right now I got wait what’s muton what is mutton M mut sheep okay never mind I forgot I’m putting raw I’m putting raw meats in here I’m need how how do I get fish I’m getting four you would go you go into the lake and start killing hold any more items

What do I do what do I do what do I do what do I run back and go to positive your it are full yeah you get you get the one bar back to the I’ll get the sugar and the fish you don’t have fish right b battle in 20 seconds it’s all

Good I got it I got it I’m doing it right now your hand thank you for the are me and you doing the boss put put all your stuff handsome in this midd yeah I’m coming back in a second here 10 seconds for my middle of the resource I’ll distract

You an order real quick okay you two got it you two got it what is boss me it it helps get stuff like it helps get stuff pretty much yeah don’t worry about it upgrade okay uh we got fish is there a fish order Cod nice I got cooking Cod there’s

A pumpkin pie re need fish still one pumpkin pie you can get get points for a kill on the bosses too but it’s like minimal the faster we the best thing to tell you handsome is it’s not going to hurt to get more [ __ ] so if you’re just

Near [ __ ] like just grabb it it doesn’t it doesn’t hurt I would say like we need a minute where we all start crafting you’re not going to like harm us by just grabbing a bunch of [ __ ] all right seven last can someone bring cocoa beans back

There’s a chest of cocoa beans in the kitchen oh know I didn’t know that just watch the bear this feels just like theing bear dude we need fish we need bear hands hands mutton there’s three cooked mton in the middle I need I need one more I need one more I’m

Bringing it back I’m bringing it back if you need more yeah yeah yeah I’m on my way oh you have an unlimited gold I see a lot of mutton I didn’t take my V today dude have six more right now mind I’m cooking I’m cooking the pork

Chop and the chicken yeah yeah I’m like soft locked by mutton right now that’s all I need oh there’s mutton in the in the left one the left furnace I got more muton do I need to cook [ __ ] what do I do just gather just keep Gathering stuff and at one point

We’re all going to just start we’re all going to start crafting our own things yep just keep getting stuff why would let the chest Joe is focusing on food I’m focusing on CRA do we need any moreish I’ll grab more fish right now I’m right next to

Him we need cocoa beans if we haven’t gotten it yet no we got a chest for it okay good beans we got it we got it we got it go okay that’s delivered I’m so uh all right I’m coming back so the other games are less confusing right

This is like all the other Min games are like sple this is stressing me the [ __ ] out yeah that’s why everybody I’m going to keep delivering don’t worry yeah yeah yeah I I got two more deliveries St just keep grabbing stuff that fruit asks for and I’ll deliver it okay what do you

Want fruit all right I don’t know I don’t know I’m going to gather one more time and I’m going to start working on Craft okay I already I already put a lot of raw mutton in that chest why are you and I threw something I threw something

That’s cooking in the in the top right I don’t remember why have you guys never seen the bear have none of you seen the bear dude I’ve seen cocaine bear bear you guys have not seen the bear on Hulu I don’t watch this is this is just like the bear just

Making sure I don’t fit in guys just making sure I don’t fit in where did the potatoes go oh I have them I’m stupid don’t like the most okay Boston 20 by the way I’ll do that and then I’m going to start crafting okay go to the middle

How do you unlock this wait are you two doing it or I am I doing it I bought I bought a f you hit it and just distract all right I’m going to start crafting okay okay hit it hit it he sne this order down the I thought I just

Died there’s there’s stuff cooking on on the right side for the the third order by the way finish all right we did it we get him nice we I do we have more coal in the chest I’m putting a CED button in the chest we have coal the I’m doing the I’m

Doing the rabbit order okay I’m almost done this left order right now do you want me to keep collecting [ __ ] or whaton all right cck the chest why would it do okay look at to focus On’s face dude I squint when I play this Lally the [ __ ] runner dude I’m

Running oh you got more M okay thank you your ORD ready I need you guys to be brutally honest with me and if I start breathing super duper heavy I need you to tell me don’t let me do order wait what’s our team name we’re blue

Bears [ __ ] why is one of is one of the orders glitched on the right yeah what the hell is this did somebody grab that one is somebody delivering one I’m delivering the third one that’s why I just delivered it uh okay three pumpkin pie I’m going to craft this pumpkin pie

Recipe yeah I would say we all have to start working on crafts now okay I’m coming back I mean maybe one guy grabbing the stuff that we’re missing but we have a lot of stuff in the chest right now two there’s two orders to be Del finished I’m is anybody doing the

Steak one I’m going to do that just do it just do it yeah what you guys want I’m down hereo six app we we we need more apples uh yeah just do what you’re doing just kill animal in the chest I feel like you guys are just giving me

The you know no we need no I was a gatherer the first time too yeah we need people that are just Gathering stuff it’s easier for you to do the like the simple thing like that you’re an essential part of the team all right we need in a way you are because

Working I am locked in today chat the Donkey Kong is coming in [ __ ] start and now we’re coming back we’re in Forth if you hear that did we’re working our way up out guys we’re in we’re in fourth right now we’re tied for four Golding cars Cod my deviated

Upset them cuz I got hit in the [ __ ] nose when I was a kid what about you um I think mine was just genetic I oh skillers you got it I got some Carrs I got some carrots sorry I was I’m doing this order up here I’m doing this left

Order how do I even what am I looking at how do I buy more furnaces everyone in chat is to right click it oh my God all right we’re in third right now third anybody get anybody getting apples no we do need apples though get [ __ ] let’s go right now right

Now we need app we have four minutes yeah we do the boss battle first do the boss battle and then get the apples and bring it uping through my veins oh we’re in third weing out these orders I’m doing the uh the mutton pork chop one right

Now I’m doing the left order right now I’m doing the far right get a [ __ ] ton of apples we need at least nine yes what’s the rule on piss breaks uh you more now you have you’ll have now but you know you have time don’t worry you’ll have time we have PE

Time time do we still need apples I need one more M anybody have a cooked mutton uh I uh I brought a bunch of mutton back I can get some more muton can you give me one more yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah right start working

On yeah back in the mail is gone she like how smell all right I got M yapping right now man I saw the baby in concert one time it was pretty sweet you did you put the mutton in there I got apples I I put it in the

Chest here I’m going to go get some more coal all right we got speed too we’re fast as [ __ ] now you like dude I need mind I was like bro I saw the baby in concert once this is pretty sweet take my uh where’s the [ __ ] gold I need a

[ __ ] ton give me this gold [ __ ] oh we’re fast now yeah we’re appy my chat is banned in your chat and once to get unbanned so thank Oh no just ban them no just ban them dude anytime I’m streaming with somebody else and they come to my chat

They’re like un ban could you could you tell them to unban me ban them we have coal in the chat wait we have infinite coal where do you get apples dud wait where do we get gold they’re in the chest chest it’s in a barrel above you yeah

Say something I can’t break trees it’s not letting me break trees I’m going to do this Golden Apple break the leaves break the leaves I mean sorry the leaves the apple tree right okay I’m doing the golden apple cookie I need to start putting W what I’m doing in my

Stream title because everyone is very confused I should have put Block Wars yeah Block Wars thny comp said going harder than ever oh my God I’m missing a carrot I have carrots I have carrots no no no no no I have a bunch of carrots I just didn’t craft the right

Amount yeah I could see why they’re a little confused man oh no my chat was dead confused first time but now they just get it like I’m not even reading my chat right now I’m just locked in no I’m I’m just you’re in the [ __ ] zone why

Would you I have order in my hand we only have a minute and a half do we have any cob left what the [ __ ] does cob mean why is this person so far God how far away are they uh we need cookies do we have cocoa

Beans where the C beans at beans Barrel oh God we’re in doing the Y we got to crack out like four orders fast dude you guys should have watched the bear bro it’s literally just kiss you on the [ __ ] you keep dude we’re going to kiss we’re literally

Going to kiss if you keep yapping like this man I can’t handle it you keep your mouth running or I can’t handle this dude I can’t stop talking what bro saw the bear swept the awards and wants to talk about it I’m just saying dude

I % chat’s roasting us that we’re in six buddy this is the first game mode this one matters the least do we have any we bang deliver we need pumpkins it’s we have 20 seconds I CRA Fast Craft fast I have pumpkins there’s nothing to it’s j yeah that last order you Got seconds go with oh we can’t go we run with him did we win where’s my NPC no we got six the me the ocean six bro no we did pretty good that keep in mind the first game mode it’s the first game mode it’s worth the least it’s the

First game mode and oh my God imagine being golden team didn’t even get a th points the points go higher up each game you play so basically everything’s worth more hilarious everyone point and laugh red team sweaty who won Red Team Scarlet sharks that’s how you know the Scarlet

Sharks are going to they’re going to suck at every other game mode yeah if you’re if they’re good at order shle trash and everything else Scarlet Sh I’m hoping that’s real dude that’s stance for the sub uh movie for the great so thirsty for good energy power drink I’m not sponsored by a [ __ ] Energy company right now I went for the sub the real cool uh G for the sub movie for the it’s like the default ass

Noise yeah oh that was a little trumpet bro that was a cute one dude have y’all ever uh have yall ever told your Alexa to fart bro yeah she’ll be like that was a big steamy one you like to hear another she’ll be like she’ll be like come closer come come

Come closer to the to the screen talking back yeah she’ll describe the fart to you once you get her in fart mode she won’t do anything else you have to turn Alexa off like you could be like she’ll be like that was a big stinky one and

Then you’ll be like Alexa you know play the bear on Hulu and she’ll be like bro are you you this a bit just to bring it up again I swear to God to drop my pipe dude about to drop my pipe on you I’m about to drop my

Metal pipe on you dude if you don’t shut up about this goddamn show it’s a good show dude watch it Oh I thought it was a m say it one more time I’ll keep it myself anyways the point is you can make Alexa fart and she won’t stop like she

Won’t leave fart mode she will stay in F mod I’m in my fart era leave me alone the stream is sponsored by the bear I literally can’t do this parkour I told you told going to drop my pipe dude I want a soundboard so bad that’s awesome all which are re building

Now uh constru I don’t care what we play now I’m down conru construction I’m I’m going to act like I’m voting something El I said I told you I was going to drop my stick I told you I warned you I would drop my pie I

Have to grab the player thing does that bring them to me [ __ ] dead again’s where do we we want construction I’m here I killed super I got a can dude [ __ ] I got booster on my head right now wait so does everyone want construction it seems all in agreement

Here apparently yep so this is going to be this is essentially you get you get shown a build and you build it and one okay but it’s okay because once somebody finishes theirs they can help you so like one of us will finish I’m not being front right I’m not the last

Two I was front right and staring at that build on front right was front I’ll do I’ll do front left can I be one oh I’m staying here I’m back I literally cannot do this I’m trashing I’m so basically happen What will basically happen and somebody will be like do this first

And just do that and then hopefully that person will be done and can help you with the rest so like for this one it’ll be like do the white pattern and that’s all you have to worry about at the time all right I’m R ideally somebody can help

Afterwards see see how that person’s like jumping AFK what the hell AFK in the tutorial oh my God it’s me it’s me w w look at me helping I’m so [ __ ] awesome dude did you actually do that or were you was that was real dude that was

Real they paid me 500 bucks to actually sponsor myself during Block Wars it was crazy claim I’m claiming the handsome right click yeah blamed it all right so handsome it’ll show up like the you’re supposed to [ __ ] in here I throw this every single time I will [ __ ] up the

Block and you’ll get the blocks in advance the that’s the easiest looking one if you [ __ ] up the block placement practice by the way [ __ ] me death just do the white do the white and how do you destroy just left click it instantly it instantly breaks if you left

Click can help oh my God hello don’t help me it’s I sit it on top you sit it on top you don’t break that this this is why the practice exists don’t worry oh thank God dud Grier [ __ ] Griefer Grier Grier we did it guys we did it

Okay don’t do that don’t make it all blue don’t all right real time bu on to go oh [ __ ] do the white do the do the one key first you guys don’t even understand key oh [ __ ] uh that that that that oh my gosh oh my Lord what am I missing my clicks

Are bad oh I’m a uh yeah that’s good glue in there yeah okay go help him yeah I got a blue yellow red uh this is that boom there you got it easy all right now do the Canan oh [ __ ] I would just say the best thing for

You to do is to build the thing the block that gets put in your hand first okay yeah yeah that’s the easiest way to follow along yeah help me out what am I missing what did I do wrong there you go what the hell is this handsome vill what

I do wrong what do you mean it’s perfect dude that was mine no practically what did I miss uh you missed tail I got it there you go okay do the white my hands are cold my hands are [ __ ] freezing I don’t know if that’s just a

Stress thing I think it’s like that yeah and then you need to remove this one what the me and fruit berries is finishing my builds for me now Chad I’m selling I got the first one locked the [ __ ] down and then I threw oh my God this looks impossible my head are so

Cold oh no oh no oh No oh No what am I doing wrong sh he’s a cookie oh I see oh hey yo that one was that one was impossible okay this one seems easy enough yeah just do it in a line all right oh I [ __ ] missed just keep going on yep you got it nice good work good job

Oh my gosh dude what happened to this Thing little yell on the top good oh my God bro I am not good at this game mode it’s fine it’s fine what happened here uh you’re missing I’m having a panic attack in the top left right now there good job thank you yeah this one was this one’s weird

As [ __ ] dude I’m eating my own ass I’m so hard no no but like we’ll still do all right comparable to everybody else like once again you’re being thrown into the two like most overwhelming things immediately don’t worry about it too these Chad I get top 15 I get [ __ ]

Goat do red and white first Uh you’re you’re messing me up fine nice nice oh no next Oneel [ __ ] am I doing it on the right wrong level I amang okay we’re good nice nice Work and I messed it up what am I doing wrong uh over like that and then like that what this doesn’t exist oh oh my God I put it on the wrong block s don’t worry about think never gone this long without talking on stream you got to be locked in on some

Of these what am I doing oh I see this this this yeah yeah yeah no no no oh no that’s right oh my God 19 seconds that took me chat this is brutal this needs to go how did I get a mid if you click off

I don’t run mid RS though for you flipped it you flipped it oh [ __ ] yo yo chat now a lot of people are a lot of people are way behind though no they’re in front of us holy [ __ ] we’re about to be like the last team to finish

Holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] they’re on ones that I haven’t even seen yet they are on ones that I have not even seen yet chat uh what the [ __ ] how [ __ ] long is this game good God as long as it takes pretty long don’t worry we only got eight bills

Left we eight we have eight pills we have eight pills left Mr Crab this is a long ass game to be fair this game should be [ __ ] 30 seconds Long Bang yo the other teams are uh on things I haven’t seen yet kind of stressed me out I have not looked at

Another I’m not looking how are you looking at other people Joe yeah how is that even possible Multitasker Joe’s doing reconnaissance for us dude yeah no they’re on they’re on a different flag that we haven’t done yet oh my God we’re on the one that they were on minutes ago doesn’t matter this is zoom right now this is pointless you know what though Joe they’re not [ __ ] epic like

We are dude that’s right you ever think about it like that boom they are not epic the the the reviews are in dude they’re not epic trust Me boom we’re cracking it out we’re cracking it out there you go sh this one yeah God oh this one’s simple just say do diamond block first and then Booksh nice Chad I’m not selling Chad I’m not selling Chad I’m not selling I’m forgetting to breathe I’m forgetting to breathe you don’t need to breathe right now breathing’s inefficient breathing is when the job’s done yeah breathing is for quitters just like farting just like pooping and your

Poop break we’re done we’re the last team we’re the last team we’re the last team I don’t give a [ __ ] we’re the last I can’t imagine to just wait just wait till we get to a PVP one and I [ __ ] oranges yeah no I was messing up the orange in the

H I thought that was like a country flag or something all right what the wrong ah can’t click oh there we go your last team is crazy on construction don’t care last we got dead last I can’t game too I don’t give a

[ __ ] oh my God I got 30 first I got 30 first I guarantee you I got Last du I don’t give a [ __ ] what place are we in that game is stupid dude wait how do you see your personal Place uh you can’t you can see what you got in the chat but in the lobby you can see what you’re you’re placing currently

Individually and then team I got 40th in this game are there 40 people in this yes you got you got word hell yeah sweet dude hell yeah but now the two ones that suck her over so we’re good yeah now we have six games that we pop oh you turn

On your monitor and we’re in dead blast not by much not by much though oh we are last not by much come on it’s second game mode still still a lot of Block Wars left still a lot of Block Wars left play here your pants dude we got a lot

Yeah we got lot ofs left a lot of black Wars left here not worried your walls and I’m going to [ __ ] your pants I swear dude currently 38th overall going to be we’re going to be looking to change that around here how do you look at your personal place you right click

You well over here where everybody else is I’m 37th Joe get [ __ ] own dude yeah but next game mode yo after we play after we play sple you’re going to see me just Skyrock time dude I’m going to be one above you every [ __ ] time you’re going so angry you’re going to be

So angry true oh really this is actually me from like 20 minutes in the future every single time literally every single time ahead by one it’s actually crazy guys we are individually all in the last four spot holy [ __ ] yeah no the team team not

Locked in right now you know we we have yeah but you know who’s above you know who’s second overall for his team me [ __ ] yo we are literally 37 38 39 40 that’s crazy all I’m seeing is that I am second overall for the team that’s

All I see that’s all I see let’s go second Frack you’re don’t call it a come you’re welcome for we’re going to call it a comeback right now don’t call it a come back dud let’s let’s come right now let’s do it come back yeah I’m down to come all

Right so what what game are we going for next boys uh something that we’ll just be fairly decent at but wouldn’t be like our I feel like race bro sure Trailblazers the parkour yeah yeah now I can do parkour I can lock the [ __ ] in

I kind of want to go race I can lock in hard extraction extraction would be good extraction and battle I feel like would be good L I got dude who do I [ __ ] kill who pissing me Off what game do we want to play have we have we decided say i’ do race I do oh they want to do I don’t want to do bliton I think bliton will do well people in battle sorry guys h j two one jump in it is not happen bro n surely

Race no it’s blit Hunt No blit hunt this early on what is Blitz hunt hide and seek hide and SE kill for the sub one SC for the sub round one round where you yes and you can see the hunters they cannot see you and you have to have like genuinely

Good spots like they they will find you yeah it’s more likely they will find you the ideal is to not die be in a place where you’re stuck well last block last block wars I actually found one spot in the Nether world like two or three times last sat

There yeah I just didn’t even move all right also it’ll it’ll rotate the map around so you’re not going to have the same like it’s not going to yeah other like streamers povs and then just find where they areip all right I’m pulling up I’m pulling up all 36 other

Stream 36 tabs open dude my 4,000 by 4,000 monitor comes in handy I have 36 tabs open and I’m ready to go that that could be taken way out of context man what yeah you’re going into your gooning era man this is crazy I’m a certified ashre

Gooner not again not the where my rgon members at dude right here sir I’m a moderator in that subreddit all right here we go my scoreboard kind of messed up I’m going to go east then see see where the wind takes me does everybody get a does everybody get a turn of

Hunting yes oh but like each team hunts once and then hides seven times Jesus Christ I’ll go south to split up I’m going east up or weit how do I become an item how do I become an item become an you’re not an item you just hide that’s what you can

See them but they can’t see you that’s that’s Prop Hunt my friend oh they can’t see me oh little sneaky they cannot see that wall yeah so they can’t see me yes they cannot see you but you can see them walking around right now yeah yeah yeah

Yeah they can’t see you though no one no one went on my I literally just in a in a house right now this is this is a terrible spot dude I’m pretty sure they can [ __ ] see me I don’t know who I’m hiding with right now but I’m pretty [ __ ] sure

They can see me [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh no there two people in our room run I died oh my God no way I died that early I’m you guys you guys are fullish they can see me dude there’s no way through wall they can see you they see

If they see they can’t see your name tag they see you if they see you but not through walls yeah I’m chilling oh yeah an’s got a good spot lot well dude I was just up on top of a mountain I thought you said they couldn’t see me so how that like you’re

Invisible well maybe don’t use that maybe don’t use that verbage I’m actually still alive I actually oh my God he’s juking him and he ran right into him damn it that would chilling right now yeah yeah that’s good I distracted him I oh someone’s in my room

Someone’s in my room I should have done more research on the danger it’s okay it happens why would you guys word it like that I don’t know well you have six other tries to hide St through walls every’s talking the points will be really skewed because

The hunters get a bunch of the hunters get yeah way more points so don’t like focus on the points till the end don’t focus on the points just focus on staying alive all right here we go yeah we have a few rounds where like half or all of

Us stay alive then we’ll be good I’m locking in dude I know I’ve said that probably seven 17 times but this time my chat said I was the first one out that’s just literally untrue the person next me died first I’m going nowhere I have the spot where am I all

Right I’m following this dude oh [ __ ] this spot is bad this spot is really bad dude there’s nowhere to hide there’s nowh to hide I need to go to new it’s never ideal I just don’t understand how works there’s no I just followed going to die yo what’s up sne hey

I like I kind of like this spot I like the idea of them panicking and not moving cuz I feel like some one of them’s going to crack and run yeah here’s what I’m going to do I’m just experimental so you can get you can leave up there I’m up in the somebody’s

Going to bail somebody’s going to bail and they’re going to focus on that and I’m locked in yo this the spot this time not yeah this that [ __ ] chat oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh what this guy has not left this one room what did he do that I’m not

Really hidden but he like juked that he was going to go the other way yeah he actually Jed that’s crazy the H the Seeker juked that’s what’s nuts dude what a spot you you’re kidding me bro my B let’s go and whoever this is got a

Good spot that’s a spot joart that’s a spot and it’s got a good Escape too look this guy can definitely see me but he’s not going to know how to get up here is busted you okay parkour Paul you idiot oh [ __ ] all right what 13 seconds how did he get

Over there so 1 seconds n eight seconds eight you’re definitely in there almost made it almost made it to the end that was a good round and I look at him too now I’m going to run up to him all of orange survived what four of red survived last round

Too we all go to the exact same spot what do we think we I did that with my team when we found a like that spot I was just in we could if we find that again we could have literally just Joe where the [ __ ] are you I need to I want

To see where you guys go to hide I just r i just aimlessly run until I find a spot that looks appealing I’m kind of just like I’m I just go up high in the doing something I’m doing something very stupid yeah I’m Curr high in the sky

Right now oh what is this oh I just feel like this map is not like this room but I’m in it yeah so I guess I’m going with it it looks like kind of fine but all right I’m here with a bunch of people I’m in a bad

Spot yeah I am I am like if they just run they’ll see me I’m in a really tough spot but I’m here with uh a shitload of people so I’m hoping they can be like my body block oh [ __ ] Joe run run run run on you Joe

Run is he behind me they’re on you br dude it’s literally like in part RNG like which way you go out like if you don’t find an immediately good spot it’s like ah I’m still there I’m still I got locked in syndrome how did he not see you I was hidden behind the

Stairs oh BR this is so nerve-wracking dog no somebody said you guys are so [ __ ] bad yo jart salute for Colin King modss get out this team is getting Last by far buddy you’re going to be [ __ ] astonished when we pop off [ __ ] you you’re toxic get out of here the room

For the sub killer for the sub for the you’re allowed to talk [ __ ] but you’re just being a douchebag see you later buddy oh [ __ ] oh no you guys are going to get laughed by far you guys are going to get laugh by far no he sees me shut up

I can’t believe somebody actually checked spawn of course it was ant Frost that checked spawn that [ __ ] damn like 10 seconds from living and an Frost checks exactly where I check cuz he knows who I am and I hate him God he’s so handsome I hate it see

That’s the beauty of no one really is going to Target me I don’t know which way I want to go all right hi I’m coming I’m coming to you guys sneaking anos I don’t know I don’t like this room well oh this is the room in the parkour

Wait all right this time no matter what what do you mean the park already 8 seconds I need more time to hide oh [ __ ] oh I’m I just F myself yeah there is a SpongeBob ass room that’s a it’s kind of bad but I’m going to try to do so ultimate

Juking if I die this round may God himself strike me dead may he shoot a lightning bolt through the sky into my body that’s how much I believe in myself [ __ ] F [ __ ] [ __ ] me Fu little dramatic I’m just saying that’s how much I believe in myself BR like the the The

Seekers that just stay in one room the entire time just piss me off like you’re going to get zero points but you’re going to kill me oh my God like this guy no he saw me I’m really happy we got this out first I mean third practically first yeah that spot

Was so bad I can do anything now four of us are still up here I got to pee so bad but oh that’s go sne I might just myself you’re dead bro what the why is there three in here one person at the top of the Crusty Crab and he’s like guys come

Help me come help me guys so two other [ __ ] people show up and he shits on my [ __ ] cereal because I’m not an idiot hiding in the open [ __ ] you penis how’s there two of you in this room alive I’m going to literally kiss this guy in the mouth dude it’s God know

He know know I got this i got this how did he get me seconds you yeah y’all say don’t move should running dude I should I was right there right now I Believe been so close oh we’re hunting all right I’m going east I’ve been so we split up we

Split up I’m I’m going to go west you want to we to get some people South I’m going to immediately check spawn I’ll go north all right uh I’ll immediately check spawn kill that one guy that’s like surely they don’t look spawn guy that’s my idea surely they don’t look

Spawn [ __ ] that guy that’s my that’s my spot there’s a streamer right now saying that crazy it’s cuz you got that like fan kill on us yeah yeah yeah We now I’ve been fast as possible now that I’ve been a Hider a few times I understand the thought process of a Hider I get it I guarantee you there me or something yeah I guarantee you there people up I’m chasing people oh I see a

Guy he’s dead all right I’m chasing five up oh never mind I’m chasing someone else oh bye super I’m sorry got one I see dude tapel is just running from me when do I get speed this is so [ __ ] you can just infinitely Juke me I don’t see anybody what there’s definitely

Nobody in this room do you not get speed until like the end oh [ __ ] so [ __ ] up I saw you brother there’s no way got one on some people what’s up everybody I’m coming fruit yo I swear to God it is my life mission to kill him now speed yeah give

Me speed bye tapel bye oh bro we got barely any kills did we get barely any kills I don’t know where anyone is oh my God I only got like four that time I feel like last time I was Seeker I got like nine I got five I got one I got

Six God damn it I don’t think we did that bad dude that’s we’re chilling game three I mean like literally it’s not even double it’s not even double not even triple coins yet it’s not even triple coins yet this is probably actually apparently this is probably a good one to get out

Of the way all of them are going to be good to get out of the way like literally RNG it’s like seventh game oh God thank God we did this God that’s out of the way we got that one out of the way thankfully oh I’m so screwed I don’t

Even know where I want to hide I’m just like I’m going to play I’m going to run around the whole game maybe that’s my Strat I’m also going to run around the whole game I think dude how is someone running dead to me I just watched him track you down they’re stream

Sniping snip stream sniper that yellow onead dude it’s like I have a [ __ ] air tag get away from me I’m so mad dude like what my sister there dude we’re getting how much time is left 58 seconds so targeted I’m I down dead line to me me too like

Literally me too a straight line I think we’re getting stream sniped dude that’s what I let’s goart let’s go bro I just juked that guy out my chat keeps telling me don’t move but I just go like this just Crouch and I see the DK face just

Like up above like helicopter view DK just like oh there you are oh dude this is kind of a goated spot bro yeah I thought a bunch of people would sit there I’m a fool I should have been here in when I should have been there

With you it’s way better it’s like three of you in this corner you got nobody you got nobody in that room Joe I got to start hiding in the open like why not he’s on the opposite nice oh you’re in there no doubt is where I sh myself oh we we

Busting up nice let’s go that’s good you guys didn’t kill me me you were supposed to do the thing where I die and you didn’t die me uh XY for the sub jlx for the sub I’m not worried about it I’m this West run right now this game’s mid the

Haters are P that Qui I want to find a place to do some trolling um oh my God I just realized I didn’t mute the Discord mic and you guys are streaming did anybody hear my thick stream Good oh I’m in that same spot so horrendous that it might work chilling an F we’re going to have to you just have to Ring Around the Rosie when they show up yeah yeah that’s what I’ve been doing it’s literally Prop Hunt like you have to just like just we I’m in a

Really bad spot in the middle I’m in the middle spawn you genius yo you look which way are we going which way are we going if we wrapping around we just wrap around whichever opposite way they’re running okay that makes oh my God I just hit the Go Button I don’t

Even know why I don’t know if they’re even going to come in here though they’re far as how they’ll get in here eventually I have to [ __ ] pee so hard right now dude Joe don’t look no no oh God this block changes the yellow don’t ask about it all right who’s this

Oh I’m currently hiding in spawn and it’s working that’s unrelated are we all five alive popping off yeah this is our round this is our round yeah oh you no see it works oh my God this game is so much like Prop Hunt where you just like oh

[ __ ] oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] you spawn I’m so locked in uh oh there’s two people coming in here Joe there’s two people coming in here 12 seconds 12 seconds they’re not in here they’re not in here no you’re running you’re running you’re alive you’re alive oh my god

There there was three good job good job four of us survived live that live that live that I surv this next one we have to find we have to find this room every time we have to find what the I’m talking about that room because it it

Looks like a bad spot so they’re only going to scan it once and you just ring around the Rie well ideally only one person is checking it so like two people check it’ be impossible I’m running it back I’m going to run south I’ll let you

Know if I see it I’ll I’ll go north you know I’m I’m going I’m going to stay spawn uh I don’t it’s it’s it’s on my side no that’s a this is a different room I have no idea where I am but I’m going to actually all right [ __ ] it we tried it

We ball we tried again yeah we ball oh I’m in a bad spot itn’t surely surely I just kind of chill here think I’m good I’m not in a good spot at all I’m good I’m in actually terrible spot thoughts on this I don’t know if this

Is in spawn wait who’s in spawn with me me yo yes this is the Strat this is the Strat you Loop the spawn and you just hide checking he’s literally checking yeah you have to avoid him you have to avoid him oh [ __ ] he’s on you no he a

You’re good you’re good you’re good I hit the goat button [ __ ] yeah we stay opposite of each other and then if someone comes for one of us the other one just runs what are the chances that I climb up top and they don’t see me up there yo look up though

I’m I’m doing it oh [ __ ] he’s doing it Gamers don’t look up Gamers don’t look up okay man oh [ __ ] someone’s cringe they looked over here and said and did nothing dude I’m not even hiding I’m just like giving a they don’t look up there’s no way look he’s not even looking

There godam bro God this is your hiding spot Gamers don’t look up dude what can I say oh you’re chilling oh you’re chilling so hard dud back chilling so Harding oh my God that is what did I tell you they walked in the we a good round

Then busted Gamers don’t look up dude wait did I die no I lived oh my God yeah we got six not bad not bad not bad not bad given we died pretty fast like two or three rounds second place second play Let’s go [ __ ] that’s a Joe Bart extraordinaire

Moment right there yeah that hoisted me out of 30th hit him with the a [ __ ] you’re right damn it we’re still in damn it we’re still in last place not by much not by much calm down we had a cook we had a cook okay Joe Bart difference eighth

Place surely I’m not in last place individually anymore hopefully doubtful no way no way dude where are the leader no way I’m in last place I honestly feel like I’m probably still like 30 am I am I’m in last 38 3940 oh meit what place am I you jumped up to

28 dude I’m 28 you’re in 17th I really don’t feel like I did yeah I’m on the I’m on the come up now yeah now I’m locked in I’m not really feeling like I was doing like last place energy but whatever dude green team is [ __ ] [ __ ]

Up right now it’s hard to like I guess shoot ahead in that one cuz a lot of get points is actually kind of cracked like holy yeah here we go dude I mean it’s it’s yo ch the gap between first and second is only literally 2,000 points which is not

Hard at all no this is our time we’re locking we’re dialing three games three games to start or 4,000 points 4,000 points is going to be one game by the end of it not bad I don’t give a [ __ ] the ultimate comeback story I [ __ ] so hard I

Don’t even care about it dude loser loser loser loser loser loser loser loser winner we ignore that [ __ ] cold in my room I just turned the heat on me off when I’m close when I’m cold dude technically this makes me better than fineberg so cold they’re going to be like holy [ __ ]

Where did blue bears come from and then they’re going to be like Joe Bart difference and then we’re going to pog on we like traz Trail Blazers for what Blazers you know what I got CN I I was giv TNT I was giv

TNT oh my God oh I hit theam I hit theam oh nice work that’s funny as [ __ ] actually somebody I think I think me and ant are Lucifer just grabbed me like I grabbed him last time I brought all the cats over here wherever booer is keep grabbing

Me I’m trusting that booer votes Trailblazers the game play correct I’m fine with race though it’s either it’s either it’s fine there’s a lot of cat I used the catnip and like seven cats ran over like a parkour thing it’s yeah it’s literally just I got pull it’s it’s just a race

It’s lit a race this is where this is where H fell steps up to the plate dude my Michael Jordan just make sure you hit the checkpoints yeah hit the espe on the elytra thing do you know what do you know what the stuff on the floor is like

There’s speed UPS on the floor those red things are boosts so you jump on them yeah got it sleep for three you miss my for another three never seen a stream but I always watch the vs love the YouTube content keep it the great work

Thank you you called me B Kong JT for the I’m really thirsty I don’t like the taste of plain water do you have something for me I’m not sponsored on stream by I’m doing a YouTube ad is Pablo for the sub yeah yeah bad yo Chad if you have Amazon

Prime you get TW twitch Prime for free in which case you get one free sub mon you use any creat choice make you go higher not saying that has to be me but you know sub with Ryme for free have to hit space on the yeah you got hit space

On the speed boost don’t jump because it’s G it makes you so fast you don’t need to jump on When jumping yeah yeah so I want to hit this speed right here yes good thing I can’t see anything you ask me go to speed hit the left side

Because you can jump up when’s the Monkey Ball play through I play that one day boost to that are you saying that cuz I’m Donkey Kong so you guys have played this map before yeah watch the mouse fruit berries do you get no I don’t get it I don’t I don’t get

What he I don’t get don’t worry about it don’t worry it here handsome just follow me yo yo forber this is where you need a place first here okay I’ll do like 100% I’m going to place my balls on the competition it’s crazy I don’t know about

This got to stay in the front of the pack got to stay with the pack and I already fell [ __ ] no me too I’m sad does the medium path get you there quicker yes yeah the harder path but you have to you have to do it well oh God not

Boats okay so you can’t hit the God damn it I hate boats I was doing so well I’ve been practicing Tokyo Drift I’ve been playing Need for Speed recently the segment boom good oh my God I didn’t realize there were goddamn Tri the [ __ ] why was I getting propelled forward by the

Trident I’m so locked in oh [ __ ] I went the hard path no how am I in 27th chat this is one of my worst game modes this is one of my worst game modes I am so bad at this I placed really poorly in in [ __ ] race every single time I’ve

Done it I cannot I’m not smooth with it if I get 20 I’m happy cuz that’ll still help me overall that’s fine that was that was the no go quick quick chat second lap I have to clutch up so promising Oh no just let me get out of the [ __ ] boat and run

It what the [ __ ] oh what parkour am I on lap two yet I’m still on lap one that’s sad what so no I’m passing I’m passing I’m passing I got the groove back like Emperor’s New Groove great movie what the what that half slab suck me in that was

Crazy oh down charge the off boom save time oh no medium path I take it I’m a fool where am I am I still on lap one this is still lap one how long is this race mode oh my God I just got down the

Lap I don’t even know how to tell if I’m being honest I’m just doing it I go easy path Chad I’m a [ __ ] should take path God damn it I went easy path I had to it’s more it’s more of my suit no oh my god you’re kidding me still in 24th not

Bad lap one finished y that’s insane keep going all right medium path we’re going in [ __ ] oh perfect oh perfect run on the boat chat couldn’t have been better couldn’t have been better the beginning of the race I kind of locked in but towards the end I [ __ ] it up speed speed

God I got to catch up to him I got to Ace this hard path no chat how do you make that jump on right behind anos no dude damn swim swam dude and then I hit it every [ __ ] time I go top bottom bottom how did he get the pink

Watch I’m like not getting some boosts that’ be epic oh I miss that jump every time almost choke all the same mistakes I made last time it’s incredible oh no like it takes a few times doing it I would I wouldn’t feel too bad all right I got third that’s good my

That’s good that’s great that’s actually [ __ ] so good wber I needed to clch up and he diduck that’s my teammate chat that’s my teammate I’m getting 25th surely I’ve been solidified in this place since the [ __ ] start I take it still above 15 other players though no I might actually

Be able to get 23rd If I’ve somehow [ __ ] passed these goobers I will take it no Char the elytra boom no dude this Soul Sand [ __ ] parkour I’m a goof [ __ ] hard path I got 21st I [ __ ] good [ __ ] I got third for my first time ever on this map I’m actually

Like shocked nice work come on please please baby all right let’s go let’s go I got 25 Joe Bart boom 25th nice all right fella that’s not bad you’re doing you’re doing good dude don’t worry you’re you’re zoned in like I could tell you for a fact that you’re

Not last the person that was last was like they did their first the person that the person that gets last finishes like 2 minutes after everybody else I just want to be this person in front of me I believe you’re right there you’re right there you pass them you passed

Them one it get it get it at the end oh [ __ ] okay keep going okay he’s a little crazy I believe I back you’re back you’re so bad Med P oh my God okay he’s got this you got this call Speed Racer get in there get in

There need six baby all right now now we look for the people that are uh yeah now look at behind a little bit how the [ __ ] did I get 36 dude how are there I’m telling you there people people are cracked at us people are really good at this holy [ __ ] that’s

Incredible yeah how are there that many people ahead of me yeah I went from like 10th to like second to like third I was on an arc thir finish actually is so clut though that is huge if I had seen that map at least once

Before I feel like I could have pulled a time well that’s the thing is I don’t that’s you’re you’re not doing bad like I’m watching you you’re not doing bad it’s just literally you don’t know the map so you don’t know what to expect like half of these people that are

Getting the top 15 easily like have played this every single block wars and know exactly what to expect that’s the problem they need to make a new map that’s the thing this is a really good map they just need a new one there’s too many sweats God damn all right well that 36

Is going to cancel out your third place real nicely well not really because like if we still have a good team average then we all like we didn’t Place badly we all place around 20 yeah three in the middle and one like bottom I don’t think

It’s that much problem CU most teams are going to have like one guy that’s like top 10 and then like two or three people middle of the road one finished will this pull me out of dead last in the entire tournament oh there’s only one milkberry

Finish let’s go score for the three give me the top five R songs to add to the playlist of the bear let the weed fun Kingston Town herbalist that’s it that’s it I’m [ __ ] your pants here comes into Babylon and then I don’t know I’m about to Sho your pants dude you ready

Oh any last words top five five 29 how did fire breath man finish almost 10 seconds before an Frost cuz he he got first last time like that’s whose video I watched to like learn the map yeah he’s done this every time and he knows

What he done I watch I watched him play I’m like all right let’s try it all right still in last place excellent oh [ __ ] hold up [ __ ] oh wait no chat my dreams of getting first and and having the threee are dwindling all right let’s see let’s

See the three time I might be a two time I might be a doctor disrespect here I might be I might just be a two time 39th I’m in 25th [ __ ] 4 anthos and handsome got to clutch up in these next games 140 points4 33rd yay okay now I’m

Focusing on top 12 individual something top 12 individual I mean if we still do well in some we be good I’m in fourth what nice wait individual never mind never mind I click the WR guy you are eighth individual I’m gonna go I’m gonna go

Fart my pants be back wait why why does it say I’m I was in fourth last game when I got third right wait what wait how did someone get more points overall team leader board out here oh la points oh oh overall team leaderboard yeah we’re uh 20 th000

Points behind lime Lions so next games we’re going to need to word got to clutch up here lime Lions who’s on Lime lion oh fineberg the lime Lions dude I mean what’s going on with that oh I can change my skin now or can I leave the

Server am I allowed to a yeah you can you can change your skin oh we have a break are they voting for the next game like last time yeah we have a seven minute break yeah are we doing the vote most voted game gets played uh is this

The Twitter thing we want to go for Trailblazers all right right we want to go for Trailblazers so chat go vote on the Twitter but not too many of you vote Trailblazers because if it gets first a we won’t play it audience votes there’s

A poll a v we have to play the second most voted one yeah yeah this so 60% of you vote what else would we want to play we want party either party all right 60% of you vote party and the other 40% vote Trailblazers is party just like Mario

Party but you don’t I can’t tell you what 60 which of you 60% what’s 40 you just kind of have to like guess just make sure Trailblazers assist what’s the link it’s Block Wars event on Twitter it’s it’s shown on screen yeah yeah yeah all right hold up I gotta go use the

Bathroom lasers is winning by 20 that’s not good that’s not good we need to vote for party then come on R hold on I’ll do my part and vote I’m going to on Twitter I can’t even show Twitter on stream anymore cuz my four you page is just

Like hey you know this generation’s cooked if you’ve seen this video this girl’s butthole and only fans and I’m like all right like straight up I was looking through Twitter the other day at work and then just like a stranger was behind me on the elevator wasn’t even paying

Attention because I’m so desensitized to it just like big fat butt cheeks on my screen and she was just like what floor and I was like huh what what what did you say you didn’t see my phone right I like it all right let me okay I can I can’t share

This I give up F what you heard God I was so H for that parkour and I got [ __ ] 36th I was like wow I’m doing really well dude I have to unzip my whole Donkey Kong outfit to piss it just feels weird dude they got

To put a Don K does that normally you have to deal with what Donkey Kong deals with on The Daily wait so hold on uh what are we voting for okay so we want Trailblazers but also party would be good but mostly Trail blaz I feel party

We it probably won’t get party because everybody always likes ending on party yeah I know how about we tell everyone to grow up it would be better yeah grow up and pick party first yeah you [ __ ] [ __ ] party’s in second right now okay everybody vote Trailblazers wait what no vote wait vote

Wait no party 42% Trailblazers 39 no one vote Trailblazers let’s go let’s go keep voting party vote party vote party [ __ ] do whatever they say I just got here do whatever they’re saying click click on buttons party click buttons keep going Trailblazers bro what are we doing we are trying to have tra

Are we voting um still fairly confid that we could do pretty well because we haven’t done any PVP games yet and I feel like our team is more PVP based and we’ve only I can click I can click I can click a mouse pretty well at a timed interval I kind

Of know how to click a mouse pretty well it’s pretty confirmed yeah you guys want to test your click wa PVP game bro overp games are battle and extraction B well and Photon it’s in there oh battle is the one with the the weird like the the little towers that we

Have to breaks and [ __ ] yeah all right I’m simply going Skeleton on Battle and I’m I’m being a little weas I like skeleton but go for it we could can’t we double skeleton oh can we I don’t think so oh not every it’s like we’re speaking Chinese right now I don’t

Know what we’re talking about there’s kids are we talking about the kids skeleton is a kit yeah nice in battle I don’t know anything about the k greninja’s here actually y we’re not doing so well right now Greninja looked pretty fun that one we’re in dead last

Uh but you know we’re we’re going to clutch up soon you know we’re only halfway through a lot of Block Wars left to play Sak Eggman and the giant for the sub GG for the sub but I play second in hide and seek overall so you know GG for

The sub low for the thre how do I send a video for react day when I tried to send it on Discord I couldn’t video suggestion tab you should partner with gamer if you have videos you want me to watch you want me to play you send those there

I have a video suggest the game suggest tab that’s how you recommend videos for react days tomorrow is a react day to bmst so if you have any you want me to react to send those there you have any uh have any games you want me to play as

Well send those there there’s a hole in this in this Donkey Kong outfit I’m not telling you that yeah what do you mean you’re not telling us we’re your friends I wish this Donkey Kong outfit had one of those patches around the ass so like you could just

Poop in it well that’s what I saying dude you I take this whole thing off to [ __ ] you need a was just dude I need a I need a d a button flap it’s way easier if you have a flap in the back they could have taken all of the skin from

The SAG in front of your costume and put a butt flap instead say why am I wearing a Donkey Kong outfit uh no reason I just kind of wanted to wear a Donkey Kong Apple my SK we’re all Mario had I thought it be just for The Vibes Just

For The Vibes none of actually none of us are dressed up it’s just Joe he’s being really weird about it yeah he keeps bringing it up like we talked about it but like none of us know what the hell he’s talking about he’s getting kind of weird about

It okay so when it comes to Trailblazers you want to go for elytra or uh ice boats why can’t we can’t do any of the other ones no no you can it’s just like those give the most points and are we only doing one or is it like we have

Like 10 minutes and we complete as many yeah you can do whatever okay this is where this is where it comes fellas yo trer I need I need a lock in I need a lock in for this game description here yeah I’m actually going to pay attention

To let see so there’s two separate things and we we you choose one like so this is this there’s two segments it it’ll explain it I don’t know why I’m talking I’m lit about to explain it as it’s about to explain shut the [ __ ] up I can’t help

Myself oh they have dropper does dropper not pay does dropper not give points uh I think I think it’s ranked I think is the most we we should just assign who’s doing what like I suck I suck at uh boats like I think I should do obstacles and parkour the I should

Target those I’d rather do Dro or parkour I’d rather anything with an item drop or elytra I’ll do elytra wait can we only pick two or do we pick one I think it’s just a time limit and you complete as many things as you can you you so in

Each category like elytra there’s four different difficulties I’m running dropper like a normal a hard and like an expert or whatever so where where are we going Chad you think that’s a bad idea your point your goal is to just get as many points for the team as possible

I’m going obstacles I’m hyped I’m going we’re trying to get cookies what does that mean cookies or points cies are points cookies the yeah it’s just cookies for now don’t go for time trials if you’re not confident you’re suppos to go in this beginner course beginner course I do a beginner

Course on I think we just do one doing expert course [ __ ] it where the hell uh the expert course is literally not loading oh it’s lagging I I am I’m I’m in the vo literally didn’t last in the void and dropper oh what the falling void and dropper falling infinitely

That parkour was a bad idea where am I supposed to go down wait hold on I need to like what is happening right now so do you clutch here and then you here oh is this the end oh oh let me let me do that again okay I understand what’s

Happening all right I don’t know if dropper was a good choice for me I’m doing that again there’s checkpoints how the [ __ ] do you jump high on slime blocks I’ve never been able to do that don’t don’t jump you just let it do it I’ve almost got I need to go that

Fast for this I just need to like like I can do this yeah wait there’s checkpoints take it slow I do it very slowly I’ll be fine yeah there you go and now I can else I’ll do all I’ll try to do all the obstacles I guess I only

Got four cookies there does it matter like like if I do like course eight can I then do course one I think so any order you want it’s all all the freedom you could ever want they all they all count though they all count ah yes let’s [ __ ] you get more

Points for doing the like intermediate courses than like the harder the difficulty the more cookies okay I finally completed one thank Christ they don’t have difficulties on them for me oh my God I not I I need to leave dropper I’m going parkour no blocks on like where the [ __ ] am I

Going dude I can nice I did expert aely dude I can’t that’s huge what’s going on I got 21 cookies fellas that was Bonkers I’m doing all of the obstacle ones I’m going to just crank them out I’ve done intermediate course one and two I’m doing now doing so bad right now

The first intermediate course is a [ __ ] nightmare I couldn’t figure out the slime blocks where no sh dude oh my God no way no way and I only have 10 minutes I’m going to restart this H I’m leaving this I need to find I need to find my fun are

Just weird how do you even do this oh my [ __ ] renja shut the [ __ ] up I stop it I need I’m going in intermediate super weird what the [ __ ] I’m actually going to have an aneurysm I think I’m actually for real going to have an aneurysm y we’re in second right now oh

My God okay I found I found my groove I found my groove I found my groove for a little bit and then I lost my [ __ ] Groove is time you have 8 and A2 minutes you have 8 and A2 minutes right now don’t fret I don’t understand this bre

Just breathe you have eight and a half minutes I’m not following this there’s like a bamboo course I have no idea can we leave what like can I leave elytra and do a different thing checkpoint you can leave no can I leave the elytra courses and do a different course yes

Yes you can okay cuz I’m almost done the checkpoints you reach still do count I’ve done expert in advance and I’m doing intermediate I can’t [ __ ] figure out this bamboo [ __ ] I don’t know how to get on a bamboo my oh my God y this one’s impossible this one is real impossible I

Just wasted so much goddamn time how do you do this where am I supposed to go if you’re wasting time it’s smarter to just leave one no the best way to the best thing to do it is to is to hold sh when you jump near it and you’ll you’ll when you hold

Shift on a block you’ll hang on the Block okay well I did all of The the elytra I did all the elytra I’ll do the parkour all the the obstacles oh I see I see I see holy [ __ ] there’s a lot of beginner or parkour experts I see what I’m supposed to do it’s a lot of Parkour what the [ __ ] whatever okay this parore elytra trident

Intermediate course 3 is [ __ ] impossible the bamboo [ __ ] doesn’t make any sense to me I just wasted all that time getting to the last section what am I I’m going to do the advanced courses on parkour I’m not going to be able to do the expert they’re too sweaty how am

I supposed to get over there dude some of these are hard you like some these are really [ __ ] hard I’ve done all the obstacles I’m done all it’s like a perfect jump every time for the expert ones what have we not done have we

Touched ice yet no I I’ll do it I’ll do it I’ll do it Chad what do I do I’m getting no points for my team right now I’m getting no points for my team right now I’m going ice boat and I said I was trash at

Ice boat but now I need to go ice boat oh [ __ ] wait this is actually kind of hard wait not really I just need to like Focus up okay maybe it is hard maybe I’m just bad all right I did all the intermediate courses on parkour should I do advance or should I

Try a beginner do beginner get it out of the way all right I’ll knock out these real quick like oh what the [ __ ] go I [ __ ] suck at this oh my God exactly that’s that’s theer elytra and the other so fast because of ite [ __ ] this takes forever I’m almost

There only there was one intermediate I couldn’t complete does ice give a lot of cookies this takes so long wait you’re doing ice boot I’m doing ice Bo yeah but we could both do the same oh really yeah yeah it doesn’t restricted at all okay all right these beginner courses

Are my [ __ ] I’ll do parkour after this okay that’s one Advanced done when you do intermediate oh my godini bottom there’s a pineapple bamboo one okay oh yeah these are NEOS chat I’m acing this oh yeah the obac the block placing one is eight levels I don’t know I don’t think this

Is honestly like painful easy are you good at block placing yeah this [ __ ] takes forever dude I don’t know I don’t know which one I should do though like I need to get a lot of Point restart accident that’s awesome try obstacle you think let me finish this one and then I’ll

Goac go to parkour and I’m just going to get a completion time bro because I’m so bad IM all the beginner courses are done should I even attempt Advance parkour I’m going to try one I kind of clutch there never mind [ __ ] is this boom I leave obstacle obstacle obstacle please

I only have 60 cookies my team I am literally I am choking for my team ADV just do Advance if you have time it’s way easier see I’m doing them okay I might I might skip over Advanced parkour this one oh my god oh there’s checkpoints I

Realized oh my God CL I cannot parkour right now these stone walls are [ __ ] all right I’m going to give it one more go and then that’s what all right [ __ ] that one okay all right all intermediate is done all beginners done I’m going to start [ __ ] breaking my monitor I’m

Leaving I’m leaving I’m leaving Greninja that was a terrible [ __ ] that was a terrible piece of advice that was a terrible piece of advice yes yes it’s individual you I don’t know I don’t know what the [ __ ] I should do I’m doing Dr I’m going I’m going dropper again chat we’re back on

Dropper dropper was the only thing that I could do that was easy I didra one nice I’m on the last Advanced okay I’ll just keep doing the exert ones then we’ll see what happens do if you I’m sweating because I’m so [ __ ] nervous I’m doing so bad

Dude I’m getting two cookies okay first dropper seems pretty difficult [ __ ] W okay now I’m cranking it out now I’m cranking it out now I’m cranking it out I only have two [ __ ] [ __ ] nuts oh there’s a [ __ ] thing there nice okay I think I already did this one

Boom you found the hole I did that found the hole I do this one ladies and gentlemen first one that I couldn’t figure out oh my God BR please oh yeah handsome all you do is all you do is not jump on these oh wait you were talking about the bamboo never

Mind hold on I got that’s that’s the one that [ __ ] Me who made that who made that all right dropper first three beginner completed I’m going to try intermediate but I really doubt it goes well I’m freaking out dude I’m I’m doing so [ __ ] bad I’m done exert two nice fruit let’s [ __ ] go dude I’m going do three see what

Happens and y’all wanted me to get high today what whoops this might be my worst Block Wars performance I’ve ever had this this game mode I I is done how many cookies do you guys have 340 340 I have 66 I have 181 I’m still [ __ ] L I thought I was doing awesome

God damn it don’t worry we’re literally in second don’t worry about it quit stressing just do it as much as you can oh my God I did as many droppers as I could do uh bamboo huh elytra we’ll do elytra what in the [ __ ] world give me

That is at the very far end of that b minute oh my God I see what you’re saying yeah the bamboo is [ __ ] impossible dude that’s crazy what in the world bang wait a minute bang wait some of these have like sections that are in I’m going do some

Random intermediate on see I can finish it I’m doing intermediate elytra and I’m kind of making it my little [ __ ] I have 36 seconds Chad I get this I got this i got this i got this like time the the I jinx myself I got this i got this trying to

Do I don’t know I have no idea there it is one more one try one try one try one try 105 coming back yeah the bamboo is so [ __ ] stupid that one doesn’t make know way I’m making this in time sad yeah what oh my gods [ __ ] is impossible all

Right the elytra seem pretty end no I was literally about Chad I I think I got last I think I got last individually I did so [ __ ] bad Miss milk for the sub mes for the five can’t wait to rewatch this on ever YouTube you

So sexy egg for the sub the GI for the sub GG for the sub that’s how we do it dude that’s how we get down oh we got third by oh if I had done expert and set up yeah hell yeah that’s my guy if I’m what did I get

Overall hell yeah I’m climbing you Beast how are we in Last we’re in last by a huge margin I think I think they’re uh you know pulling the system here a little bit yeah I don’t understand what’s happening I feel like we got to we need a recount or something dude what’s happening how are we literally last there is corruption we got

Third damn and we also weren’t even last by that much I don’t [ __ ] understand this all like I’m this all this how the [ __ ] are we in last I get on that last fifth we got third overall yeah I got first in that game we some [ __ ] last the point difference I got

25th in the last game to how is that how is that possible I’m still in last place ex we got three more games boys anos you climbed up one spot so baffled by this I’m 38th now let’s go so did we just [ __ ] ourselves like can we never crawl

Out of this hole that we we can’t we can’t we got three more games it’s possible the the coin meter the coin counter goes up even more don’t worry oh my God you’re mut that’s last game what’s last game yeah this is last game but this is overall I’m 25th know if he

Doing that on purpose or not yeah what’s up all right I’m pissing I just didn’t know you were muted for a while so I just thought it might have been like an accident ring to my chat I’m like I’m very confused by this I mean I guess

Like what other game looking at the points now we’re not even down by a thousand so like I guess it I’m just I think we were down more I’m just kind of amazed that we’re still all the way down below even by this much even after getting third with double coins

But there’s two PVP games and then party yeah it’s battle extraction party what are we voting I’d say party I would say maybe party that way the the last two I’m down to do party that way the last two the PVP ones are last and we can pop off cuz those are

Going to be the bigger difference oh I have a TNT I have a TNT I’m going to try to like sneak attack kill everyone in battle I have a cat but I’m going to wait to use I I got to be sneaky with it I got to be sneaky with it I

Got okay they’re crowding in in oh I got two that was back from the how I get I plac my cat he’s leaving he’s Le wait wait wait the one with more points wins wait are we trying to points it’s going to be party it’s

Going to be party I think let’s go maybe no yeah it’s extraction extraction had no one in it oh by one I didn’t oh party wait battle cost for the sub I’m still not upset about party being like part is just still be fine in okay so extraction

Is like a dual Arena like Val we all so we’re you’re in it oh well never mind yeah it’s like valorant it’s really valerant but you have to the the biggest thing is to leave from the middle so basically that middle pot you just hold from the middle after everybody but yeah

You try to kill everybody first don’t try to leave without killing everybody oh my God I spawn like dead in front of this person oh wait this is still the intro okay the crossbow you know do you know how you know how to use a crossbow

Right yeah it charges it char chares way faster than it looks on on your like menu cuz it’s got quick charge three which isn’t technically in the game should we it doesn’t know how to animate that should we push on one side all together or do like a we should have

Four people on one side and then a straggler yeah I’ll be I’ll be the straggler I’ll be the all right check make sure you know what your ping button is in case you need help yeah so so whatever whatever your off hand is that’s your ping button there’s a smoke

Okay you have to pick it up though but usually and don’t just run into mid because you’re G to get you want to stay on the sides and try and pick people off how many how many hearts do we have I pick four four um if you don’t know how to shoot a

Crossbow super well basically it’s almost hit scan like it’s in it shoots and the Arenas are so small that usually like it’s you’re going to have to shoot across the map for to not hit get a lot of get hit four times we have four Hearts yes okay yeah holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

Okay here we okay okay everyone right side FR left right side okay I’ll go left right side all tooke bomb I’m freshly pissed I’m ready to go spectrals in the left I’m locked I’m so locked right now about left I’m going right I’m going right hey whoever’s on the left come on

With it boys let’s Lock and Load two two or three on the left lock and L I hit one nice I’m I’m going to go for a bit of aank H one you got him I literally missed what he need there was three behind us there

Was three no we’re dead oh what the I’m missing every shot no they’re in the middle they’re in the middle oh ants on me I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead come come sh hit back and frost just flanking he’s just flanking damn dude that’s not a good team to

Fight like three valerant players that’s [ __ ] up dude yeah I’m never getting invited back to this [ __ ] bro no you are yeah for the five gifted five gied I think it’ll be kind of a sleeper pick and I’m [ __ ] dead no okay listen I’ve like nobody nobody plays great on their

First event it it’s almost like it’s almost rare like it’s rare that fruit’s doing well for his first one but fruit also like sat there and I he studied it like I saw everyone left side for one day side dude all right let’s do this

Thing oh [ __ ] one’s on the right two on the right three on the right three on the right can you guys go like fully R left I’m too too oh kill him theya what is that a smoke B oh my I’m the goat oh my God I’m hitting the goat

Button oh [ __ ] just kidding I died [ __ ] that guy’s low that guy’s low fruit yeah nice that’s one one’s directly above you how did that not hit yeah I can’t do on all four of them are mod put my chat in emote only need a better plan

Put my chat in EM only oh my God put my I’m throwing this doesn’t matter we didn’t get any matter of fact turn my chat off either win or lose the round so I wouldn’t be too disheartened but got it got it you do get points based off of

Kills and damage as well it’s just extractions are a lot of points [ __ ] so pissed right now we’re [ __ ] last last yep I’ve seen bigger clutches I don’t know why this is filling me with just so much I’m muting because I’m just [ __ ] screaming I’m

Like I put my chat on me I said I’m going to start Banning everybody let’s go left so we’ll go left okay okay okay everyone else right yeah we should try to like fully flank cuz they’re they’re just going into our spawn pretty much okay hands now my way right right

Right right we’re going right okay no one’s over here no one’s over here no one’s over here come this yeah they’re near you guys they’re near you guys I’m running I’m running I hit one I’m chaning my they’re behind they’re behind so many there’s so [ __ ] many they’re

Everywhere I one one heart one heart chain two heart behind I’m chasing I can’t [ __ ] move come on boys no I got your dumbass fire breath man there’s okay okay they’re on like the mid High Ground yeah yeah okay they’re coming around lock in yeah sneak one’s one’s like up right above you they dropped how is everybody dying in five seconds leave they’re baiting us I’m getting so much damage I’m

Starting to see gr spots I feel like I’m going to die kill take myat need take my of em only take my out out of em only [ __ ] I have 11 all right let’s go right I’m about to mute and just yell as loud as I can that’s what I’m doing

Okay where are we going left oh they’re they’re here they’re here got one back they’re going above on me got another on me on me got another there’s like three on the right I’m behind them got one CK Lin’s low kin’s one shot dead nice okay behind you nice spawn our spawn right

Here only puns is alive we breing it back puns two shot I did not have one heart I did not have one heart Le go middle and Lea oh it’s just oh we got it okay we’ll take that that’s a good round that’s a good round to win they’re

Literally they’re literally second if not they were first that’s a good round to win I got four hits no kills I just I have three kills worth of damage and I have zero kills this sucks for I cannot see [ __ ] anybody dude that’s so funny my game awareness is off locked my P

Sucks how do I do this I see I got a lot of bit down somebody’s asking for advice about a break up I’ll read it in a minute okay thats I’m too mad right now and I don’t want to give shitty advice it seem like I don’t care we’re both

Here yeah yeah yeah now watch out for the pot shot down the middle from where you’re standing fruit they can like you can like peek right there where I’m going left I saw one coming this way at least oh they’re running it n n there’s two there’s two there’s two

Okay rotate rotate that’s back up back up back up on top me what the [ __ ] I just got surrounded where did fber even come from they’re running it down our side they’re running it down our side dude they’re chasing us literally came up from behind me oh [ __ ] t two

Hurts no yeah you got where am I getting shot from literally I don’t understand they’re just running it down tap get your [ __ ] blocking ass out of [ __ ] block warart they fineberg literally shot he might have ran directly in the mid and [ __ ] I’m popping off comes out of here [ __ ] does

Me damn we got to we got to win the last two dude let’s all yeah let’s all hang together let’s do that that makes sense damn well good thing this one’s out of the way B shooting people but yep we’re in fuucking seven I think

We’re getting this one out of the way so we can try what they did everyone go right and then I’m going to also go right but I’m going to go like on top of the houses bro all I wanted to do was play turf wars see I right I’m going to try to

Figure out how to get on top I no idea oh my God I already got [ __ ] hit oh I see oh my God oh my God I already got [ __ ] hit again chill him chill him how the [ __ ] did I there like three on me murder

Him oh sweet God okay Mystic one heart Mystic one heart [ __ ] Donkey Kong costume Mystic that’s all that’s all go middle go middle okay cool there we go baby bro I just got a dirty flick shot yeah I I had a nasty pre-fire on someone to stay alive that was I got

Five shots that round my first kill 18 damage 18 damage I have nine kills and 31 damage I have so many damage worth of kills and I’ve got one kill that’s so sad one kill seven damage let’s go dude let’s [ __ ] go let’s go fireing super just beef is Joe just

Like yelling I haven’t heard oh yeah I’m having a [ __ ] breakdown man I’m going to keep it real I’m kind of locked in here but nah I started ripping the costume off I tap tapel domed me and then that just set me over the edge one

More one more bad game I’m [ __ ] I’m punching walls oh I’ve been punching walls I’m punching walls very rational guys very rational all right right everyone right side can you hit people can you left click with the thing and punch people mm not really I dude

Good thing we’re getting this one out of the way it doesn’t do damage boost boost right boost right oh hit once yeah rho hit once oh what the hell bro I’m on one you’re had one heart buddy what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] super super two hearts in their

Spawn oh [ __ ] one’s in Mar what the [ __ ] super de Dam damn it 22 okay one our spawn middle middle one’s middle by you [ __ ] seven how do the lime lion have 3,000 [ __ ] points God they using extract to hit you bro you can fly so [ __ ]

Toxic that’s cool I didn’t know that you just like fly over a it yeah you can behind behind you nice wo damn nice J 22 for the sub for the three get a low taper fade water bottle cheese for the sub uh mxr for the three my

Girlfriend of two years just broke up with me I don’t know how to handle it I’ve been crying for two hours I can’t get over I know you’re not a therapist do you have any tips on how to get over it’s going to take time man you’ve been

Dating for two years it’s not something that’s just going to be 5 hours later and you’re fine uh keep yourself distracted with Hobbies you know give yourself time to get over it hang out with friends we honestly did like all right better yourself pistachia of the

Three just get good uh Josh for the [ __ ] Subs I had 38 or something like that oh was I like one off yeah oh my God can I [ __ ] open Discord holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] [ __ ] I’m just now noticing that the top four teams are all like at least half of

Them if not more are all like good friends with each other dude just kind of still the lime team is the most busted team in the entire event like it’s Insanity we are still in last place [ __ ] I’m like I’m malding I’m such a

Sore loser so am I like I I I there’s a deep-seated hatred in my heart for the lime team fine lime team is [ __ ] up because you got like fineberg and tapel who are both like speedrun Gods with this game and then ant poke and Joko are all good

Friends yeah and they’re all good like all five of them play Minecraft all five of them play Minecraft yeah it’s like I I don’t know it’s like a lot in last place by a huge margin hell yeah if I end this in last place Josh

For the five gift thank you for the five gift Josh thank you you for the five [ __ ] gift man dude look at these [ __ ] first place second place third like why do I feel like okay like I I I like this team but like why the [ __ ] does lime exist while

Our team exists oh I never saw what I got I’m I don’t mean this in a bad way but like how does that make any [ __ ] sense we’re just a Vibes team dude that’s what it is but Vibes don’t himself said when making was a little weak while things considered hey we got

Two games care I don’t really care yeah maybe it might might be a scripted loss you know two wins in a row on my end you know yeah me they’re after Joe that makes sense that makes sense all right what are we building party party party let’s get some gimmicks in this

[ __ ] I got a player Grabber I grab even though our team’s weak I enjoy The Vibes of this team oh I got killed bro how many TNTs do they have let’s say hypothetically we win battle and party we win okay yeah do it do we

Even if we won if we got first on both we I think we would climb to the top yeah but we would have to like pop off we know what needs to be done I don’t know we got cats but they oh that catnip came in needs to be done

L we need to lock in Bros this one’s fun this is mini games this is a bunch of different mini games this is the one that has like One in the Chamber in it and Splatoon I I literally have I have armpit sweats right now in this Donkey

Kong on I am sweating really hard too weding did my contact just fall out what the [ __ ] is this timing I’d be [ __ ] if I didn’t have my contacts chat I would just see colors like if I drove sorry I haven’t been interacting with you guys this much and

I’m sorry I’ve been I’ve been letting out my anger on you just a bunch of blurry colors I want you guys I want you guys to know I appreciate you chat but I’m a little upset right now okay cool these are good I had the chance to have

A threee all right it’s it’s looking pretty bad weird which one you playing what line it up oh so this is literally okay so there’s one person at the top and the four of us are with like the the direction game I don’t know done this

One it’s kind of like Tex it was it was new on the last one okay okay okay so I’m at the top and you guys each have a color likeed but we rotate who’s on the top yellow yeah so the team has to say which one is which you look behind you

And we’ll say the color I’m the CER cuz I’m at the top right now so I’m going to say maybe like three yellow two blue and then whoever’s on those colors you know press where do I look where do I look just well you’re you look behind you and

You’ll see what color you are yeah so I’m piss I’m piss make sure make sure you know your color yeah and then I’m going to try to for the five gifted thank TI if you got subk you for the five gifted for the three when you have time can you check

Discord what do you mean when I have time can go are you the I just hit the button once yeah yeah yeah yeah hit the button like once yeah yeah yeah that’s good that’s good H spam spam red spam red go again go again one more time one

More time again and that’s good that’s good should be fine boom got okay so it’s Tetris but we move the controls got it we need like literally yellow and like that’s that’s literally it just yellow okay tell me when to stop I’ll tell you when to stop I’ll tell you when

To stop three more two more one more one more and done done done word nice I’m up uh yes you to call what direction we got to move I need a dude I feel like it looks like it’s in no one blue one blue got it is that it y

No all right two green two green got it one two one more green emote you need three green one more green one more green three green there you go there you go you’re over one yellow yellow oh God now I can’t tell I’m going to let it drop joart it’s in

God all right blue blue blue blue blue blue blue a bunch how many shut the [ __ ] up Chad I just said I appreciate you guys now you’re being a bunch of cucks one yellow y up keep going blue keep going blue another yellow one more yellow yep one more keep going

Blue another yellow green one green now one green got it okay keep going blue I got to pay attention but Bas s Goodman for the 100 [ __ ] gifted you goddamn Med D in the [ __ ] chat I have to lock in now green and I need one red one

Green one red green again keep going green okay green just keep going keep going green yep feel like my nose is going to start bleeding Bas all Goodman you [ __ ] Menace I’ve never gotten that many gifts in a long time green thank you for that [ __ ] green one more

One more green all right we’re good green green Green Oh no [ __ ] 100 Subs base all good man how many blue blue blue actually that low key may be perfect let me check nice oh my God we’re in first all right blue blue I’m good at this I like the

Blue button I’m good at the blue button green I hit the blue button green okay I hit the blue button red red got it is that going in I think I hit the blue too many times boss godam oh I I don’t know what this means

Okay uh uh col is the direction green green green green red red red green again third all right third we’ll take that we’ll take for a second technically that’s not bad we only failed three of them this is parkour so this is like so you here parkour you it’s a pit so it’s

A pit you start on one side it’s like a it’s like the Pacer test [ __ ] I’m M and I’m lock B good 1 2 3 4 you’re a [ __ ] goat thank you for the [ __ ] sub man I’m sorry I’m not losing my [ __ ] as nor as I normally would but I’m in a

Competitive attorney I’m kind of locked in here you can or you stay alive as fast as long as you can it’s the test being alive there is a time limit yes and you can fail three times but then you go one side yes you go parkour one side it

Changes then you go to the the next side it changes then you go to the next side it changes you just go back back and forth I just go back and forth yep so just finish once I did it yeah and wa once you once it’ll change yep and then it’ll

Change and then you just do it again and the the speed that you do it doesn’t matter as long as you do it before the time runs out yep be more careful until you have to likeit first like doesn’t matter it’s just flexing they’re just flexing don’t worry about

It like if you see an easier your path just just take it it I’m not going for first at all later it’ll get faster later like you have 4 seconds still it’ll it’ll get faster but you have time just keep going it’s just about completing

It oh that do your best to not fall one time to start just try to stay alive as long as you can that’s it just go back and forth oh and just jamed the song wait I just I just fell how do I how do I get up you don’t you lost a

Life it’ll spawn you back okay yeah you have three lives you have three damn don’t worry I was locked in yeah it’ll get it’ll get interesting can I go now yes yeah just focus on getting it across got yeah now now the point scale dude second place baby boom

Nice his first place I’m just like I don’t give a [ __ ] dude I don’t give a [ __ ] I never took the fitness Grand Pacer test I took the Obama one that I know for the 50 Subs again presal what the [ __ ] the the a different thing

The Obama test yeah do this [ __ ] pass it bet you won’t popping off right now dude keep going thank you for the [ __ ] Subs I missed that oh I [ __ ] fell I hate wall jumps I was I wasn’t looking straight I’m a Fool my bad copper rods faster bro this

Is [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up that’s that’s a crazy I fell I have one life [ __ ] you’re joking I was going to finish that one I was going to finish that one I’m out now that’s it for you boy it’s so over that’s it no I faed the last jump

[ __ ] B take you for the stops mother the [ __ ] just so much of the [ __ ] lime and purple team we’re not worried about them nice work nice work it Joe [ __ ] what how did I fall I’m I’m about to punch a hole in my Monitor I’m getting there dude I’m getting there dude

What yeah still alive though fruit B is still alive you watches for us are we out now where is he oh damn hopefully we can hopefully can keep our I got you you got it fruit oh you got it fruit there you go you can dude when did they add the copper

And nrod jumps that’s [ __ ] that’s that mess me up have those last time that’s [ __ ] disgusting oh it’s a one block of half block you have another heart or no half block Neo is crazy lot of died there that might be it for the blue Bears well there’s still another game

Mode after this but and technically we need to get two more we need to get second to get into turf wars not first true we need to get okay it’s tough cuz the top two teams go into a finale you don’t need to be first we also have extraction after this and two

More mini games we have two more Min games extraction so can we recover we would need to get an obscene amount of points I’m down I’m not going to just be a little silly and have fun let’s try to let’s try to win why not everyone lock the [ __ ] in

Bro lock it how are we’ve been saying that for two hours good it’s a good thing we got this one out of the way oh guys I’m going this one for sure we got that at least we got this one Photon I love Photon music we did

Really well on that one this is One in the Chamber handsome like your your crossbow hits they saw Goodman for the [ __ ] 10 Subs dude you you g like 160 Subs this [ __ ] stream dude oh my God B good in the [ __ ] goat in chat

And you don’t reload 1 2 3 timer so it’s not like a vanilla shot like it’s just like a beam that sh like Quake craft or some [ __ ] it’s like Quake it’s like Quake I’m right next to an orange person can I shoot them immediately yes do it

Yeah go for it all right you [ __ ] when someone spawns on they get a small invincibility oh godamn you Green Team godamn you hell [ __ ] yeah get him dude I’m locked in I’m locked in oh not bad killed by fire breath man where where the hell was he where the [ __ ] oh

Whoopsie what how did that Miss dude I got spawn camps by the same person my God ant venom oh my God yo haven’t you been in the Minecraft game for [ __ ] what I just tabed out of Minecraft okay Somebody explain that to me somebody explain that to me [ __ ] you Cam

Man how am I dead okay I’m starting the r what to me oh my God I can’t dude I swear to God I’m shooting lagundo and it’s just not killing him finally my first [ __ ] kill it only took goddamn forever holy [ __ ] oh that’s you okay what’s up what’s

Up dude we getting [ __ ] what how did I die we dou I swear to [ __ ] God Joko if you give me one more goddamn time I’m unfollow you’re no longer mot [ __ ] you oh my god it feels like everyone Sho pretty fast okay it’s not super hit scan yeah I

Thought it was I was dude where everybody used to be he and then I K I kill him but I’m killed by him the [ __ ] dude why you oh no he killed me he got me [ __ ] looking at me I need why do I feel like I’m getting

Killed or killing him and I actually just don’t see him it’s like as as soon as I respawn damnn all right upward trajectory here we go baby oh my God tap L don’t you do anything oh my God I can’t even get out of my spawn I just immediately die 30

Seconds bro I just I’m I cannot my aim is so bad dude my aim is so bad instantaneously what are they [ __ ] pressing that [ __ ] the the [ __ ] millisecond they [ __ ] lose invulnerability like even if I come up right behind somebody I’m still not shooting them because my aim is that [ __ ] bad

Hey oh my God oh my God oh my God I got I got 26 kills2 I’m staying in last forever Splatoon so this is Splatoon you just hold right click and splat everywhere for the you crouch found my mom cancer this morning I’m sorry to hear that man

Watch your videos all day really helps in a POS place for me to go I’m glad I could help dude I’m sorry that your mom has cancer have cancer in theat like turf war with whatever there’s Capt there’s Capt no yeah no we we want to

Focus on capping zones this time okay I didn’t know there was Z other capping other like the other stuff doesn’t matter at all I thought like the other I didn’t know there was zone so [ __ ] zones matter the most wait refund Daisy showcase I’m not doing it today somebody

Redeemed it refund it what is it you hold right you hold right click and when you’re out of splooge you hold sh in blue you have to hold shift in the color we have to do all right let’s get splooging people splooge this area this like white thing these are SP this area

Yeah we we’ve successfully sploog okay so do we get points over time for this or no so then we just oh I see how it works okay I get it so like how do we can we kill people or yeah no you got points for kills to you

Can shift in your own color and you how hitting that guying everywhere oh an suck my dick needed that I needed that so bad I haven’t gotten a kill in any of these games in so long shoo the actual ground matter like just normal ground I mean it gives you points and

Stuff but what what matters more is the what the capture points yes what do you mean that’s not to kill run yeah if you beat me I would have actually found you on me on me I swear rap splatter I’m trying to I don’t have enough

Splooge you have to you have to shift in our color we have to get one of I feel like we need some of the big pieces cuz they’re getting higher percentages than us and there’s bigger squares in the middle like the B the mid the mid has

The biggest one I got a PE bucket so these matter more these like big yes the big the big Square spots oh my God I [ __ ] hate and bom don’t you dare apparently I’ve recaptured a point what no five up stay away okay I found an I found an uncontested capture point

With nothing on it it’s all white [ __ ] purple keeps taking our [ __ ] this is ours dude we’re not even anywhere in like we’re not even anywhere close to yeah we’re not even anywhere close to first I don’t know what their mindset is let’s run all the way to Blue spawn and take

Their stuff stop looking at the leader boarding us tilting mid game is not good fact yep get splooge on I’m splooging on my enemies I just got a triple kill amazing oh [ __ ] Wolfie jumped my ass I don’t even know what the Paint Bucket does PR sure it’s like a

Grenade oh well I had one I was just like I’m just I was just holding on to it I feel like C man’s just like one shot me so many times like what is he doing different I see many people to be honest we that

Wasit did we come close at all I didn’t really run into anyone no we got 7% coverage amazing we’re going to have to what the [ __ ] did these guys do like he top five I’m about to start playing sad music here chat there were so many more capture points I guess people just

Like damn cost for the subcloud for the still last excellent um finally 300 points now what’s 400 we need to get to second place we need yeah I’m not I’m not really [ __ ] with this team difference we got this I’m like this is our she for the sub we

Need to sabotage what we the more that I’m staring at the these team combinations the more I’m like how the [ __ ] is this even real I think they were just underestimated if anything let’s look at yellow fineberg an Venom and tapel yeah no it’s fine it’s casual stuff does any only been playing

Minecraft for the last 25 years does anyone have I watched ant venom when I was 10 but you know he’s a great guy I’m saying we send him an email with like a trojan horse or something or like important Block Wars information his computer nukes all right they’re one man

Down this is like in the karate kid when they [ __ ] break that dude’s leg or whatever and then Jaden Smith is like a back flip onelegged kick this is like impress battle dude I hope so oh wait no they’re the well he would be the one with the back but like

Don’t they oh okay so they don’t they don’t clutch up after I’m just saying the only way we win is sabotage at this point so so we so we just we’ll just kill him we’s just kill him yeah just dude we’re [ __ ] 4,000 points away wait there’s two wait is there two more

Games we send them a hug no no it’s extraction what oh I why does it say seven out of eight but the eight the finale game no the nine there’s eight games and then there the ninth game is only played okay I see so there’s two left right all

My merch is sold out yeah we’re doing another jop in like ation is like domination we all have classes and stuff where like you capture a point and if you capture the point you get points for it also it’s a one life I believe right wait it’s battle wait yeah battle

Yeah you only have one M battle’s the only left I don’t know why I’m saying extraction I’m thinking of battle but I’m saying extra action don’t listen to me o okay here we go oh they’re covering the score I wonder who’s going to win yeah we need lime team to whiff so hard

They’re not going to yeah no they’re not going to but this is PVP they’re not going to realistically we’re playing for not last yeah got not last we go ballistic if we get not last we freak out lose what if we all just like went the [ __ ] off shame the team that got

Last we been last this whole tournament beat him up we just beat him up what are you guys [ __ ] idiots so there’s Towers you have to you have to beat up the tower like you get points based off of damage you deal to it so it’s not like who kills it it’s

Who does the most damage to it yeah okay there’s also a damage Point Pool as well so you know if if you don’t get any kills but get a lot of damage no worries but you also have one life so risky to like do certain stuff are we running so

Do you get do you get more points just hitting the like Tower you just have to hit the tower a bunch yeah yes just it’s uh it’s it’s new PVP not old so you have to like do it Prince say you missed my bits what do you say I can’t tap out

Right now I mean yeah Joe you want skeleton uh I mean if you really want skeleton I could go something else but I would go skeleton I like I want to be a little the Snowman I could go I could go uh creeper what is what is skeleton I could

Go like guardian or something what is skeleton bow I’ll go skeleton one round we have three rounds we can figure it out I’ll go skeleton first round okay how to use you should be medic medic I kind of want to go Guardian medic it

Itty yeah do you want we can we can swap between it Joe if you don’t like that I can I I was on an S&P where I used using Trident all the time so what is Splash absorption yo for the like you know the hearts you get

From a golden apple it’s that oh okay got it there we go people I’m your healer what do my splash water bottles for my Trident I don’t know what this is it people okay so there should be what does this spash water bottle do chat but there should also be another

Team so keep in mind it’s one life and the to does anyone know what the splash water bottle does for the Trident kit I think it puts a water down and you can you know I don’t I don’t know cuz it’s here right here here oh my God what

The hell we good dude they’re jumping this thing yo yo yo yo can’t get over there I’m trying to group group can we leave can we leave oh my God oh my God way way they’re nailing me they’re nailing me what is drop down here mother sh hands up there’s nothing

Thing to your left your right I’m coming I’m coming I’m here I’m here I’m here holy my God this is a mess they’re just running they’re just they’re just rushing me booster booster booster booster eight hearts five booster dead nice good kill shot one there’s a team cleaning up there’s

Literally team coming to clean up are you f we’re last place leave us alone they’re literally this is [ __ ] so dumb Fu you guys dude I’ll slow them this way this way this way shot I got CR I cannot believe we’re getting ran down by the winning team this is so [ __ ] stupid

Dud I am getting I am getting just absolutely snaked keep running so only playing rookies now what the [ __ ] up sne holy [ __ ] oh my [ __ ] God I’m going this way just the way the way guys I’m trying to find y to stay alive at this point we silhouetted yeah you’re getting chased

But um am I behind you [ __ ] goding botle puts out fire oh so it’s [ __ ] useless we’re just getting ran down by each other team dude I haven’t done anything except [ __ ] useless oh so they added eight water bottle potions to put out fire that doesn’t exist now we got pink

Again here we [ __ ] go I’m I see you guys I see you guys I’m coming are do any of the kits set people on fire do any of the kits set people on fire what what set somebody on fire I can’t believe this [ __ ] which one Stay

Together how do I do a single thing with life how do I do a single thing with my life oh my God what do we do I have not seen one person on fire thus far we just run I’m creeper that blows up people it’s over goodbye everybody you

Literally got set on fire holy [ __ ] got it we’re chilling what what are we supposed to do oh by the way the entire green team has played Minecraft they’re just like they’re literally just they’re just fiveman rushing people that’s literally all they’re doing oh my God they are going for you handsome stay

Here coming this is a jum this is such a [ __ ] joke we’re getting ran down we’re getting ran down bro this is insane we’re just getting pinched by every [ __ ] team that exists this is so this is so insane what do we [ __ ] do we can’t do anything we’re just

Getting Chas I me that that was just me running that was just me running from everybody lit accept us what do we do I don’t know I don’t know okay okay guys run around just run around I didn’t get any kills I didn’t I don’t think I

Hit a person except for maybe twice why were they on my ass we’re in the last [ __ ] place dude has a personal dude that was [ __ ] we just the entire time I don’t know why I was chased down whole time why why I don’t know if they think I’m a threat

So stupid I haven’t really shown myself to be a threat so I don’t understand that at all what did we even do like they literally just ran at us and it’s like every team was like oh oh they have one dead just wonder who’s going to win I wonder if it’s going to

Be the [ __ ] lime let’s just do what lime did let’s just literally go everybody I wonder if the people that play Minecraft 25 hours a day are going to [ __ ] win this turn Mele melee Squad [ __ ] oh an Venom oh I remember watch him when I was in [ __ ] second grade second

Grade I do drugs now I smoke weed I watched an Venom when I was a [ __ ] toddler and he’s [ __ ] curb stopping me tower for two seconds before was I’m just screaming my chat right now what you say I understand I’m going to go creeper why do they un medic skeleton a bad

Class I don’t know good question uh dud I was telling my chat I I I was watching ant venom when I was a [ __ ] toddler he’s been playing Minecraft nine hours a day and he’s just [ __ ] just hitting beating the [ __ ] out of you in

The quter now huh I said he curb stomped me put my teeth on the curb and [ __ ] hit hit the back of my head in I take back every ant venom video I’ve ever watched in my entire life dude this is bro never meet your Heroes because they’ll [ __ ] kill you every single

Round yeah never meet your hero there’s no time to piss like what did we what did we even do what did we even do like what did we do let me let Meen near the crystal that pink was getting and then they just ran us down

And then every other team was like yeah [ __ ] these guys every time we’re we’re going to go to a to to typ in chat someone meets us there they’re off the kid friendly window we fight this [ __ ] team come on come on dude come on you [ __ ] let’s

Go yeah that’s a boat of the godamn D are we good oh [ __ ] [ __ ] help help help oh super super you killed me last game and now you’re going to die ohome your teammate is going to kill me I how am I half a heart and I get two shot

What I can’t believe this okay I don’t think that worked but I got a kill yo I’m fleeing to you oh my God I just ran five people oh [ __ ] why did we spawn next to Pink a second time isn’t that not supposed to happen isn’t that

Literally not supposed to happen I don’t know I don’t know the SP work I I killed oh my God that’s stop no this is a [ __ ] ass moment for us this is this is dumb I need to find someone to drop whoever kills me I swear to God I’m never talking to them

Again it’s over for you it’s over like what did what did we even what did we even do we did I some damage on the Crystal but it’s not going to [ __ ] matter because pink team just shows up and tickles our balls the second we show

Up how me [ __ ] down that’s so insane like that’s so insane [ __ ] off he the ice went through him what the [ __ ] is this [ __ ] you got all of on I don’t get to play yes you can fall fall down there sucks all right how are we doing guys

We’re all dead we’re all dead excellent awesome the only team that’s all dead at this point it’s comical I mean this is this is unbelievable I this giving me this is giving me Twitch Rivals Vibes when I was playing fortnite and we would just die off rip every round literally spectating

Simulator and once again I don’t mean this in a bad way why does our team exist with these other teams in the game yeah like there there is definitely not a good balance between our team and everybody else’s I love like I think our team is I’m having a good time if like

Every other team like middle yeah we’re getting shafted but like yeah no I’m laughing like it’s content so it’s like dud it’s like green team’s like a hive mind like they’re like I feel like they’re not even talking they’re just like now I know I know them enough to

Where they’re just literally making noises and running at people they’re it’s very likely that Po’s just going I’m going to get you like and they’re all just doing it off of that like I guarantee it I just don’t understand dude I felt like I was just like follow me I was so

Hyperfocused on killing the person that killed me last round that I I just got back shotted to death like I I thought we’re not supposed to spawn the same places every time like why were we next to Pink again is that am I mixing this with MCC

I know M’s like that for MCC but I don’t I have sworn they made it to where it was like that for this let’s think about this I just want green team to lose like so bad like they just on tur Wars listen our back is against the wall this is

Much like the season finale of season one and the bear where they get a bunch of orders and they get angry it’s just like that and then they power through and he makes his own restaurant so what we can do here we just calm down the goal is to

Not die first not to get killed first next round I’m going to go Guardian next round if that’s all right I say if we just go ballistic mode on Green Team right get them out first boom Target that points are gone think it’s going to happen points are gone I don’t think

It’s going to happen wait okay I’m going to type in the Discord I’m going to be like can I’m going to make my own Discord with everyone excluding Green Team and I’m going to be like L tells me they might be a little busy to join

I love sudden death just becomes a squad of everybody hitting space bar and flanking each other lime team wins of course 17 point team one wow I don’t know I don’t know if we’re coming back guys I’m not oh wow I I I dealt one 1% damage and got 11

Points hooray I’m going to good at this game I’m a funny little snowman dude Minecraft is not much I’m just I’m here to make dick jokes and I’m here to run around in m I’m not here to be good well you know that’s a great spot to be in because

There’s no pressure for you to be like top 10 like half of these people like feel extremely obligated to be and then you can get on a good team and just win because that’s the problem I I I I still feel that obligation although Su yeah

Well you I I’ve learned to stop caring cuz like I’d rather just have fun and make content than be like then have to be top 10 Andy every [ __ ] round because everybody’s expecting me to be a top 10 Andy and I’m just like I I make

Fart jokes man like I’m just having fun I’m making fart jokes and I’m just having fun Hansen wants to talk about the bear Joe’s getting beat up in the corner by his childhood hero yeah I’m about to break I’m about to type in chat hold up $500 bounty on Lime team dead serious

500 maybe pink team though if we’re next to pink team I’m gonna freak out you watch fber in third Joe what does that even mean all same team third grade I can’t wait for pink team to kiss me again wait it’s not pink it’s yellow

$500 the tower get the tower oh my God I’m GNA freak out get the tower oh my God we actually get can play the game now I’m freaking out I’m freaking out I’m freaking out go to this one go this we can do it we can do it we can do

It we can do it who do you want to jump who do you want to jump I’m just start sing stay here probably just stay here I fell I literally fell I’m I’m going to commit die I’m going to commit die I swear to God okay no we we

Got to we got to help sne get back up wait do I only have two arrows with the Scout that’s stair go to one of the stair they climbing up the stairs fruit up won’t okay guys go help SN all right I’m here do you want to clean this fight

Over here all right let’s go let’s go let’s go whatever you want to do shooting people guys go Crystal go to this Crystal go to this Crystal no what the where you guys at bro I’m getting the crystal I’m getting the crystal I keep losing you guys the silhouetted we’re silhouetted

Handsome cryst cry Crystal get it get this Crystal points points no [ __ ] it [ __ ] help help help help help we’re running the [ __ ] away my God oh my God she’s targeting me oh my God Jack Bears maybe stay with your team buddy what dude leave me alone I should

Have play the game bro somebody time out y kinking this man is yapping take the gaap what [ __ ] gapp please please please please come here where are you where’d you go oh my God I’m running I miss you I’m scared you’re getting ran at someone’s running at you there’s 10

People running at me I’ll meet you up on these stairs I’ll meet you up on these stairs okay is it just us oh [ __ ] yeah they’re coming over here though yeah okay time to [ __ ] no we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine they stop chasing

Oh what the [ __ ] is Cam man doing why is he so low [ __ ] I mean this was our best round does he not see you apparently not dude get G how did I try to him and he just didn’t care get it let’s go Chad you think I’m distracting

Them my territory oh my God I’m so scared right now it’s you versus the lime teamad yeah come on dude I’m so dead B’s just going to run me help I’m so scared right now what winning block as fast as possible true it’s up to you so statistically if you were

To if you were to kill everybody there’s still a chance yes yes there’s still a chance we get second place I think there’s no chance that we don’t get last I think we’re definitely going to be in last chilling I’m L chilling I’m playing clean up oh you’re good up there oh

You’re good up there bro you’re doing great you are big chilling pick off the Green Team try to melee does one heart per crit they’re cornering me like a dog I’m scared right now A Joo is mad at you I’m scared oh it’s not looking uhoh uhoh

Uhoh oh my god dude hey dude we weren’t the first te to die this is [ __ ] sick we were the fifth team to die let’s go will we get last place was the real question probably I don’t know depends on how good what orange is doing good [ __ ] it’s over it’s so over

Dude I’m just not looking in Ch yo hello what happened uh just watching line this week oh my God yeah we got a 173 points dude or 126 my bad green one again no way what what no way I can’t believe all right let’s see it people let’s see let’s see where seven kills yeah no [ __ ] look

At the chat now was the eighth game of block I praying on I’m praying on Green’s downfall ter Force bro yeah I’m not going to lie feeling a little little one-sided in terms of the team compilations I’m not going to lie had a fantastic time but why the [ __ ] do

Any of those teams exist why did I not get thanked I’m friends with all of them why am I not on those teams no offense guys I love this team but like I’m friends with literally all those people I hate all you guys you know what why

The I know I know half the guy is on green but it’s just like overpowered no it’s [ __ ] up fineberg and tapel to the best players ever poke and Joko you literally could have you could have swapped both of our teamg for like [ __ ] how long in their

Life and Venom played is like currently sweating Minecraft events as of recently I’m feeling a green top three here oh never mind I got six okay fifth place me [ __ ] did I get six I can’t believe that bro had over BR 1,000 points than everybody else of course amazing hooray 30 I got

30 wait how do you see your position it just said it in chat you got to press C and then scroll up let’s go Blue Bears place last place blue Bears I like I’m calling a Joe Bart diff just because they didn’t want Joe to win three times cuz all they wanted to

Maintain the other record that’s [ __ ] up who got second who even had the probably yellow probably yellow oh my God I got last place that’s incredible dude holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] blue Bears blue Bears damn Joe Joe can you tell me what place you got [ __ ]

Okay I’m I’m just going to I’m just I’m just going to say yeah limes get not lime you got 29 no [ __ ] way oh [ __ ] there’s no [ __ ] way I got one above you like I Called how many points did you have oh [ __ ] I told you Joe I’m from the future 1677 what’ you get 1606 40th play I was going to say Point apart that’s [ __ ] funny everyone I can’t believe that that’s too funny out of everybody the last that is so crazy handsome I

Guarantee you though if you look at the rest of the people like near the last like probably all of the new people too besides fruit like fruit’s DN this is fruit like fruit plays Minecraft all the time and he studied this he’s in MCC so he already knows how like these events I

Watched it for hour of OD the worst the worst pre I’m pre preparing this chat but now the second understand what’s going on and you’ll want to do better cuz you run predictions between team Turtles and uh and uh Team Green getting do a prediction between green and teal who

Wins once for the be me though lies winning next month is rookies though I don’t know what the [ __ ] that means low skill event Fu that up I don’t think I’ve gotten I I think I’ve I don’t think I’ve gotten above 20 anytime I’ve played

This I got third place te low you would probably be top 10 all right I’m in let’s do it put me in I don’t know if I’ve scored very high on these ones where are they oh they’re selecting a kit this is a cool map dude should have been us this should

Have been us but they sabotaged Joe they literally sabotaged Joe this is [ __ ] up I can’t believe that’s the that’s the excuse I’m just going to run with I don’t understand how we’re not in here dude yeah I don’t get it man I don’t understand they didn’t they didn’t want

The record stolen it doesn’t make any sense at all op white this looks cool this looks like a very cool finale compared to bridges yeah Bridges is like an old sweaty Minecraft thing so like the five people who have played it just go absolutely disgustingly nuts this is cool

Thoughs tier fours is fire the music though so apparently if you’re midair and you shoot someone they will insta die and you get Triple points is this one round how many rounds is this oh they have to win three yeah so I think I think the Strat is to go high

Ground and try to shoot people midair like how they falling sit up there and Camp yeah cuz if you if you land like a midair shot it does triple the points and they insta die it’s so crazy damn this music jump this yeah this music’s good as [ __ ] a rocket launcher up

There is really good with a bow five up is at 4K right now holy five Up’s very good with the bow oh wow boys we’re going to get our wish holy [ __ ] they’re smearing him dude yeah goon him now dude I’m living vicariously through uh the teal team right now teal turtles

Yeah I want I need at least lose oh [ __ ] Green’s making a comeback no they just group us five and run them down I don’t understand it’s easy how many rounds are there uh best of five it’s best of five best of five you can see at the top oh word word up

T’s close to Blue that’s true it’s T’s Teal’s opposing te is like the lighter shade of our team well that’s what I’m thinking if teal wins it’s almost like we won yeah because the colors are pretty close oh [ __ ] broke all the walls oh my God teal Turtles this is cool dude this

Is cool I like this damn who is on the teal Jack bears and frost hbomb five UPS my H’s a pretty good team to be fair three of them are in mcc’s like a really good team the lime is just [ __ ] up my chat wants

Lime to win so bad they went lime to yeah CU I on your no I put uh we did a prediction and like they put their Channel points online because they think it’s most so they don’t care they just want to profit in Channel yeah they just

Want to Gamba you gota you got to do the T you got to make it to where TTS is worth Channel points and then make it dumb expensive so they’re obsessed with gambling that’s how that’s the move oh [ __ ] the music the music is kind of hard

Now apparently it’s like 11 minutes of Music spread across like four tracks or something let’s go F’s a menace oh F’s [ __ ] how did you do that oh how do you I’m combat log combat Logo wait Harvey left the game he’s back what in the world he’s back now this soundtrack’s going [ __ ] bananas bro dude teal they’re going to do it I’m dancing in my chair I believe I don’t have the music turned up very oh and Ohom an Venom is literally locked in right now he’s got he’s got the rocket launcher loaded this is very cool dude this is [ __ ] awesome I love I like it’s so Dynamic this could have been us guys what a shot this could have been us we

Were there maybe maybe if Joe picked it up yeah yeah maybe if I didn’t stop throwing yeah maybe if you got top 30 it would have been may maybe if I got 29 theault is definitely not on me for get wait the blue is making a comeback

Yeah we can’t even blame you you getting 40th isn’t even even the reason like we lost I won I think last one or the one before and I had a teammate get 40th oh really yeah yes if you have a team that’s just so hard playing one so the not the blame is

Not on me at all no well I mean you’re part of the reason we lost I mean said obviously obviously can possibly be the fact that I got 40th out of 40 no but even if you didn’t get 40th we still wouldn’t be top like that’s that’s basically what I’m saying it’s

Like we all would have had to do better oh my God they just in they just four man K good Lord what the [ __ ] they just they just killed four of them all at the same time that’s crazy someone flank with sword please I’m flanking teal Turtles is

[ __ ] locked in right now they are locking I’m fling dude that’s another round for the blue bears in my book two rounds for the blue Bears yeah blue Bears might come on I believe in you y who’s this who is this person from Orange otters yapping up a storm

Here which wait which ant are they cheering for Aunt Frost or ant venom probably you know what that’s a great question holy [ __ ] the music got better this is crazy music is better now better more loock Wars music my playlist’s somebody said brother respond to my sub caps thank you for the sub

Life uh Z Nikki one Chef for the sub I think I’m caught up oh the good how are yout Frost the that’s a cool Str five Up’s going for the oh five up I see I see like the jump shot you’re talking about like you from the there

And to hit if you land shot it will literally end the game pretty much like it’s like I would I could do it it’s [ __ ] up I could do it I’m different but it’s it’s like impossible almost no I’m Different I would do it I mean this

Is really the game mode where we would have shined so I think it’s kind of unfair that it’s the last two yeah well actually it wouldn’t have been any of us jart would have done a one V5 and [ __ ] on their chest it would have gone crazy

I played a lot of turf wars in my day on mine plx back when I uh spent $120 on that one rank none of these Min games are mini games that I used to play back in the day once again I don’t want you to feel that bad bro like if you don’t

Know you don’t know oh my God half half of the struggle of the first time playing is the nerves of not knowing what the [ __ ] going on now you do blue Bears win Yeah the lighter shade of blue one a lighter shade of blue one let’s go a shade of blue one a shade of blue one that means we did guys they’re part of us light blue bear W baby I like my little brother just won we did it [ __ ] up did guys we did

It listen how did how did that yo imagine having lime team’s team though and throwing I don’t want to be that guy but it is crazy how like we did Super well on some of these things and we still were last by like the same amount

Of points half the time oh yeah that one dude I got second I got second in uh I didn’t see yeah we got third first or parkour whatever we got third in Trailblazer and we’re down by a thousand in last anyway like how does that make any [ __ ] sense we sucked ass last

Round and we’re still down by a th000 points how does that even happen I don’t know I don’t under freaking understand dude yeah we were kind of eating our own ass on the last one and I guess that’s the most points but still there the ones in the middle

We kind of did well yo you know what upsets me I wish when I was uh kind of like you know talking a little [ __ ] online that they would like reciprocate it but I feel like Minecraft players are too nice a Joe I’ll talk [ __ ] to you

Okay I feel like I like yeah if you were on the other team I’d be like oh sneak snag a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] yeah you wish you wish you had it all you got I’m sorry for tell k suck my dick or whatever I said yo I’m going to be Donkey Kong for

Halloween next year you got to stuff you got to stuff like five pillows down the front of your suit so it’s just like a GI like a massive nut sack fat [ __ ] sorry guys there wasn’t one in my Sor guys I got to walk sideways through

Doors yeah I couldn’t find one that fit I hope you guys don’t mind you can’t really see it right you can’t really see it it’s not that noticeable right oh it is yeah I know can’t help yeah I know can’t help it dude well damn bro had fun we we did our

Best I really fun our best was it was a pleasure you know your best was pretty damn good fruit considering you got like I did pretty good what did you get you got I got six on a last place team that is [ __ ] wild and for your first event

So like [ __ ] me that was [ __ ] was skill issue on my part i’ I’ve played like three of these now I guess I don’t know last place is crazy yeah that’s you know what y but now now you come back now you come back exactly you literally can’t do

You can’t do worse you got worse overall worse as a team that’s true the only thing you can do is play and place better ever yeah you can play in like do better lit Lally any other event I do is going to be U you know I’m not going to

Lie it’s going to be an increase unless get last again but none of these teams should have existed none of the like all right chat that was the W stream I hope you guys had fun watching I had a fun time [ __ ] streaming uh I will catch y’all

Tomorrow 2 p PM EST we’re going to be doing reactions I know it’s a bit of a shorter stream today but we did five hours yesterday and um we’ll be live tomorrow for a bit uh but X Discord join the Discord videor G play videoab gab most viewers we’ve ever

Had on a black Wars tourney and we got last feels bad uh thank you to everybody that popped in most black Wars tourneys we usually do better than this but it was still uh you just watch me rage for three hours but yeah we’ll run that back soon enough tomorrow will be uh

Reactions 2 p.m EST uh so if you have any videos you want me to watch tomorrow just in general send those there any games in general send those there uh Monday we’re going to do half Minecraft modded uh and then half random games uh because we just did modded uh or we just

Did Minecraft today and we did it Monday so this Monday we’ll do half Minecraft and then half random games uh Tuesday I’m not live Wednesday scary games Thursday we’re probably going to be doing ready or not maybe some fortnite uh maybe a Sim game Friday’s react

Saturday is going to be more Ready or Not than whatever the [ __ ] chat wants uh next Sunday it’ll be reacts and then we’ll go from there Hunter for the sub appreciate everybody once again we have another Minecraft tournament coming up in about two weeks uh so stay tuned for

That but uh I appreciate y’all uh and I will catch y’all later uh let’s raid [ __ ] sneak snag I don’t know if he’s going to continue streaming but we’re going to [ __ ] raid him uh ZD for the three notor for the three can you read Napoleon’s live He’s a

Small streamer who super chill I just started the raid for sneeg uh but I would you got to remind me and I’d be down to raid him another day uh Hunter for the sub Hulk for the sub thank you for the three uh but chat appreciate everybody once again uh and I’ll catch

You’all later we’re going to raid in 5 4 3 2 1 see y’all tomorrow