Death Eaters at Azkaban – MINECRAFT WITCHCRAFT AND WIZARDRY #11

Now follow me if you will i’ll lead us back out i tried to get the night vision and you pasted like this guy could moonwalk oh no what just happened it didn’t sound right oh my god it’s the prisoner of azkaban okay okay what’s happening i’m spooked what is that

By heaven’s death eaters oh [ __ ] quick fend them off i’ll run away i’ll get some help oh my god it’s death eaters uh where’s my good spell uh not that one no sword you idiot stupid oh yeah i got an axe ow turns out muggle weapons are the way to go no no

No no no yeah just hitting decades of an axe which i think i hit ramps twice there honestly yeah i think if a wizard was approached by a gun they would die yeah this is yeah they could say they could probably shield it or something well can you say magic

Words faster than a bullet no but you could say it before they be shoot in this next area because i got stuck in here and then you can just show your map you know what you can also do before they shoot move out the way

You can you can um you can get you can enchant items that give you like a shield like all time i died don’t go through that that’s defeated remember where what have i done don’t go through the thing i went through that you went through the portal what to death yeah why

Oh it went through it is that did serious black go in there yeah that’s how he died why is it because they had to hurt harry even more because he was looking for a seriously good team die but why you might not just die we we’re with students that literally

Know like five spells and we yeah and these people were in here hitting us with the [ __ ] avada cadavers yeah the sword works works really well i will expect not patronum swordy sword sword i’m just stupefying him him he’s the last [ __ ] there he is stupid oh man what time we lose something

Night vision goes away yup all right can we jump in the hole now no no those dementors wait dark spirits they’re called they’re not actual dimensions so this is not working i’m going to try the patronus expect overthrow them there you go [ __ ] aoe yeah how can i use it

I think it’s a good tickle i’ve got nobody right here yeah and the teleport in the middle of the room got it now you mean the potential right next to the death portal go wolfie didn’t do much where’s the last guy at one more [ __ ] listening this to this bit needs music

Not like walking through corridors can you use your broom in this room they’re literally fighting death eaters i don’t want to where’s my broom i’m too scared to put it down oh yeah three why are they standing in waves anyway i wish i could one thing it’s all coming together yeah

They would have killed us by now come together right You think we can punch them into the portal yeah you can does it kill them yeah it means oh it does it does look hold on are these idiots carrying around if you go on the other side of the sport and oh yeah i got one in there yeah just

Gotta like run around it i think no i think i might just kill him by hitting him with a stick death eater he’s a death eater he’s a goblin god one more guy we’re saying there’s a guy there he is there he is get it get him yes

Okay i’m here i brought reinforcements it seems you have the situation under control even though you’re [ __ ] students what situation death it does nonsense this art outrageous claims seems plain to me what happened here one of your students accidentally blew up this wall and now you’re trying to cover it up

I’m keeping in mind there’s corpses of death eaters everywhere the room is actually littered with the corpses the death eaters we’ve killed literally used a sword on them [Laughter] i have blood all over me wilkie they didn’t believe us mate i can’t believe it oh my god the order of the phoenix

Go the headmaster’s office oh my god oh my god we can enjoy the order of the phoenix i’m at the headmaster’s office i did that i smart how did you get there just keep getting those staircases i went up the staircase oh my god i’m working his room no you’re not

Allowed you said he wouldn’t like if he’s got like the sword of [ __ ] the pubes of dumbledore magic item i want them if dumbledore said to you look you’re a mug alright but if you eat a festival of my pubes i’ll i’ll let you into hogwarts would you do it yeah

Yeah i would as well do you get to decide how you’re going to prepare them or do you got to do it dry nah you don’t try you rip some right off oh no oh no we talked to him yet refs nope chat says i’d eat them anyways

Is this all his office yeah this is silly that much in it no one needs an office this big i know oh you missed the chest no with dumbledore’s pubes in there yep no 10 million gold and forks is feathers uh which you can now own forks

Because he’s mine now uh twelve griffins bed yeah i meant double just bad hang on how do i get in oh man [Laughter] oh my god of go for 12. we’ll place london and talk to alistair moody all right let’s do it we gotta go talk to duncan what it’s you duncan me

I had to go diagon alley how do we get there i’m going through london hopefully that’s the way to go you’re in london i’m in london so it’s grim old place does that sound like it it is in london i can’t see you in london well but eat my actual [ __ ] pep gun

Welcome to london [ __ ] [Laughter] follow the arrow yeah there’s no map of london right i don’t know if this place is next to the [ __ ] eye right next to pancreas i did it i did that you’re all actors oh my god this i think i teleported in the wrong time [Laughter]

That’s a nice curb that’s a nice herb oh it’s so tidy are you okay but i have a gift for you yes duncan lives there now oh no you can teleport to me i’m in the same vacation you’re welcome it’s actual toilet paper i fixed it what what who are you

Mandangus my frame rate in here is suffering and i don’t know why yeah same i’m just going to bribe him with 30 bucks i also did the same not very good security guard does he no we need those um ears gold coins which is oh my god look at this first creature

How did you make the building erect like that tickled it the more you know [Laughter] okay i’ve got a jar of bleaches i got a jar of leeches i got a jar i’ve got a jar full of leeches i got a jar i got a jar full of leeches

I got a jar got a jar for a week just gotta put them in my breaches she rises away all right we’re ringing more place cool place hurts it’s maddai moody and nymphadora nymph fedora why is she wearing a fedora yeah why is she not got fedora on

Honestly it’s tonks game is unreal oh yeah look at that eye it’s great you can find me in the tub isn’t that bathtub nice i like it yeah oh my god he looks amazing oh my god is that the real moody yeah constant vigilance have a pretty crap from rascal

We must go there at once let me go again to azkaban [ __ ] come on school children you must go to the most dangerous place ever okay i’m in new quest azkaban new quest [Laughter] azkaban oh my god every time jesus look at this place pretty poggies everything will be just fine right

These villains are everywhere oh god get your expectos ready oh [ __ ] there’s dementors expecto patronum away expecting my balls not you i just just cut them and then aoe them all at once i’m going in the prison twice ah it’s annoying having to to fight dementors and things that don’t die to

Your patronus at the same time didn’t have to just hit him with my wand i think why i got my axe which is my axe can’t i no oh oh [ __ ] go away save me wolfie i like how the professors are just stood by at the sides not helping

Five waves of enemies help guys i’m in what’s up present what just get out forehead okay here they come oh god dark again leave me alone okay someone patronus night vision yeah someone beat patronus duty wolfie’s going over there he’s good don’t worry i’ve got a sword that’s just really playful I can one i can just one shot on with my aoe explodey boy i’m just a child cleaving grown men in half with a sword [Laughter] yep welcome to video games and anime true help defeater man [ __ ] it guys yo what what did you do [Applause]

Oh i guess some of them are attacking with stupefy stupid before you’re gonna [ __ ] die leave me alone death eater spell the heel yes my god that’s eight million death eaters why am i not able to change my spell i died ah they were they poisonous what spell are they using

They’re using i’m gonna throw poison at you poisonous mandungus through puke oh the skeletons now the ground is spiky oh [ __ ] you’re right this game is like all right how do we make the level difficult wave of enemies yeah but what do we do when we they’ve killed all the enemies we’ll make

Another one the demanders are so [ __ ] dude what do you mean they don’t even come for you that’s because we got patronuses oh my god who is that guy he [ __ ] just got is it voldemort maybe dark wizard just bye oh no i’m gonna die again

Yeah i just knocked him off the edge he’s dead yeah safe i bet he probably dropped some flat wood but heal me oh that was close oh that was bloody close come on in come on in for one of these red things ah i’m floating oh my god bri hit you with the

Levitation arrow oh my gosh really i’m the i’m old school mean pushed me off the map so many times i just don’t even want to say anything slightly encouraging to him about anything was that to me yeah i’m gonna punch you now leave me alone oh wow oh my [ __ ] god

Side of the prison i got to get them all grouped up now i’m dying i’m going to perish no not i’m perishing why are you guys not using that big bang one shot everyone’s just going to get all dementors why are you not using business maybe that’s because i’m holding them back true

Just a thought nah that can’t be it later idiots justice justice has been served that’s [ __ ] up daniel get in here bam death eater golfing we did it opponents defeated 20 points to slytherin yes can you imagine great job it’s saving the world at the end of every harry potter film do

They announce the winner of the whole yeah do they have the hustle puff every single one no no no not always usually though is it always gryffindor that wins because harry’s like [ __ ] poked out on like [ __ ] shrooms every time or whatever yeah it’s always like harry’s gonna lose but then they’re like

For great courage it facing every year so like they decorate everything in slytherin colors and at the end there’s amador’s like psych trepidor wins is dumbledore a gryffindor by any chance yeah he’s like how many points did gryffindor need to win 193 oh i need three more neville three points for neville

Oh my god [Laughter] i’m too busy talking about neville headquaint okay chat if you’re so [ __ ] smart how many films announce the winner of the cup and tell me all of them in order because i’m actually curious two films the first two and they both [ __ ] gryffindor

Gryffindor wins in the third as well but harry doesn’t give a [ __ ] at that point locate the girls lavatory hogwarts come on now it’s just just a little [ __ ] [ __ ] quest from dumbledore and it’s i just need you to go to the girls toilets i mean i think i’m pretty sure slytherin

Win in the fifth one it’s because wait people in the chat saying like only one film does that and now you’re saying like all the books do it well the books yeah that looks different for the films oh okay yes i much prefer the books

Okay so in the books they they say the winners that’s the only thing i cared about honestly that’s what you give a [ __ ] about yeah like [ __ ] harry harry was should have just been a minor character like you’re watching the story from like neville’s pov and it’s like

Harry is that the one that we’re supposed to be doing it’s just the adventures of neville in his toad that could be the main storyline and then like he’s just hearing about like harry potter and [ __ ] and he’s like yeah don’t give a [ __ ] like that [ __ ] pop oh the popular kid yeah

Sure he gets all the ladies but wait till i grow old now becomes sexy neville is he the one that becomes sexier yeah yeah yeah google neville 20 21 oh probably i assume what happens in your brain when you speak