Delilah Died – 1000 Boats Destroyed this Minecraft SMP

This boat ruined a Minecraft server or more specifically a thousand boats ruined a Minecraft server and it all started with an explosion this is my house a big tree that took me months to build and this is my tree getting blown up and burned to the ground

See recently I’d won a war on the server proving myself to be the most powerful player but I made a big mistake during the War I trolled a little too close to the sun when I used illegal items like totems of undying and banned enchantments Lila has a totem

How many war crimes are they committing if anyone needs to die out after that I was a massive Target I was at the top and that meant there was only one place to go down and everyone wanted to put me there and one day they got

Their chance when I left town far away from IPC when I came back I found my tree gone usually I’d resort to violence but what if I could come up with something even better this was the worst mistake they would ever make ever in their entire life I just didn’t really

Know who they were yet so I took to Twitter and began looking through server members tweets and what I found shocked me oh my goodness Delilah’s build on the Earthbound SMP looking a little rough okay so Moxie was definitely there okay and you can see B like very clearly

Right there and then okay up there that’s Jake you can totally tell that’s Jake like look at the hair that’s Jake and then in the corner oh my God I almost did not see this um behind there you can barely see Oka okay I think that’s everyone in this

Picture sure okay this picture is a hundred percent taken on my land I recognize that fire and that tree anywhere and this is fish all right I’m adding fish to the list there’s someone else in the back there but I don’t know who it is is there like a way I can zoom

In on it I can’t really tell who that is oh no oh wait that glove right there looks a little familiar okay you might not be convinced that the ominous pixels and this player are the same but my suspicions about this player were confirmed the next day when he posted

This we attacked an enemy nation in this happened I can’t believe they did this to my house now I had a few names down but I knew that there must be more people involved for example this one player was being awfully suspicious saying that he had no affiliation with The Disappearance of big tree uh-huh I’m

Adding him to the list and honestly any of these people could be involved I’d have to come up with a better strategy than just asking people I mean surely they wouldn’t just tell me oh okay I also remembered that a while back I’d given this player a bunch of

TNT and considering big tree had been blown up I just added him to the list the issue was a lot of these people were speculations but I wasn’t 100 sure if they were involved and I didn’t want to get revenge on people who hadn’t even

Wronged me I would need a way to check my sources and as I logged out of Minecraft for the day I came up with the perfect solution replay mod have you ever wondered how I get all my cinematic shots well it’s this mod called replay it basically records the scene so you

Can see everything later and if I could find someone who had been recording the replay footage during the destruction of big tree then I’d be able to find the list of everybody involved hey were you there during the destruction of big tree who are you of course not definitely not

What’s a tree this is impossible last person to check hey meta Were You There When big tree got destroyed um why I’m looking for the replay footage you know for my video yeah sure here it is oh my God I’d gotten it here it is

Oh my God so this is the list of people then I’m not gonna lie this pretty much just confirms everyone that I already suspected like nothing that’s happening is all that surprising but it looks relatively okay what wait they’re using they went into creative no way Oh foreign The owners of the server had replaced my entire tree with TNT but it gets worse While most of the people there had been on my list already there were three people that I hadn’t expected mostly because I never thought my own teammates would betray me this is the allium

Alliance a group formed on my first day on the server but they didn’t have my back they had stabbed me in it I found out that all three of them had helped blow up my tree and I had no idea why so I made my way to the place where we

Became friends the place where all four of us had built a house to commemorate our friendship and of course mine had been a tree identical to big tree but little I took a moment to stop by this tree look at it and realize something this tree was a symbol of our friendship

I remembered building it with them at my side and if I were to blow it up then it would mean my time as part of the allium Alliance was officially over but I would do what I needed to do foreign Alliance and told them that little tree was no more which meant that I was officially no longer part of the allium Alliance but I had successfully taken my revenge but now that I dealt with the allium Alliance it was time to get my revenge on the rest of the server so I

Started Gathering materials and I was gonna need a lot foreign Using two observers one dispenser and a hopper I managed to set up the perfect Revenge I spent the next hour setting these up all across the world but if you haven’t seen this before you might be wondering what it does it dispenses boats you might think that this just

Looks like a regular bow and that’s exactly what this player thought too oh oh [Laughter] okay okay look I know I know it’s stupid just bear with me because they had blown up my tree it only seemed fair that I planted a bomb in return but because

Like I said they blew up my house I didn’t have any materials to build actual bombs the only stuff I had left were well so I had used what remained a big tree to make a bunch of boats and decided to plant the boat bomb all right

Um uh there’s a bow I’ve lined it up to the right coordinates if you wouldn’t mind sitting in it and just like going for it that’d be great just straightforward yeah oh oh Jesus Christ look I know it’s a silly revenge and look I could have just killed them but

This is a lot more fun but it’s time for me to start building the next boat trap and I’ll make you a deal for every subscriber I’ll Place one boat this could possibly go wrong but getting everyone to sit in one of these boats wasn’t gonna be that simple all right

Um okay I have a bit of a thing let’s go this way okay yeah I’m just gonna find a good place to put down a boat I think over here is okay I think over here is okay yeah I’ll put one down over here

All right all you gotta do is sit in it and go that way what what the hell was that okay turns out it was pretty simple in fact the entire plan was perfect the Trap was easy to set up it was effective but I didn’t want to waste my time having to

Lure every single person over so I dm’d all the players on the server with random coordinates and told them that there was a Content surprise waiting for them and to record it this is what they sent me I have been sent chords by Delilah underscore died

I’m not excited but I’m going to be doing it anyway the content boat this is content boat please record before interaction with the content boot the other day I was provided with some mysterious chords from Delilah died so now we’re gonna go check them out you Delilah I’m not sending this video

To you I think I found her boat from where she got here about I was told there’s something in a boat over here oh well that’s not ominous or anything there’s something under it what’s what is in this boat I don’t want to touch this I’m afraid it’s the boat

Is this gonna blow up New Vegas no no I shouldn’t touch it a boat Delilah all right let’s let’s just holy touch it Oh my God oh my God Why do you do these things [Laughter] I don’t I don’t know what I was expecting I was expecting like Not this everyone reacted really well to my prank some of them even left me Stellar reviews I mean School Board of course Nice Bridge across unnecessary but awesome beautiful uh seven out of ten could could have used more boats I mean let’s face it my trap wasn’t evil trap were the

SE people were to interact with the boat like they were afraid that their land would blow up that it would kill them and that was what was really evil about this now that my revenge is over I took a look back and remembered that all of

This started with big tree and yes I had gotten my revenge using the boat trap and through the Mind Games of everyone thinking that I would do something way worse the power to make the entire server fear me was awesome but the only Power I wanted was the power my friends

Gave me the power of being in a group that values me as a person and will always have my back my teammates had destroyed big tree I had destroyed little tree but we decided to turn over a new leaf and together we built littlest tree I wasn’t sure if we’d ever

Be able to get back what we’d broken but littlest tree was a symbol that we were trying because with my friends at my side I’d be able to do anything and even though we definitely had a long way to go we just planted the seeds or something new foreign