DiffyMC – Building the Pressure Poop Injector in Minecraft (relatable)

Foreign I’m losing brain cells let me know if you want a part two of me being trapped in a basement I have a headache I don’t want to do this anymore hi okay we’re once again back in the three by three by three basement someone

Told me I should use white wall to make the box look more like an insane asylum with padded Wallace so I spend it unnecessarily long time forming a hemp to get enough string and now we have this yeah this definitely makes me feel more comfortable and at home kind of

Reminds me of my room okay the voices in my head are telling me to craft a compact machine that requires like 16 tiny compact machines I want to die now because the recipes for making compact machines that provide you with larger and larger rooms take up exponentially more resources with each

Stage I figured that I should probably try to automate stuff more this time around last video I did pretty much everything by hand and I spent several hours holding left click on a wall then making new tools after the old ones broke then again holding left click on a wall

If I automate things I can instead spend hours building machines and then still have to wait several hours to actually get enough resources afterwards but hey at least I don’t have to do it myself I spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out how a thermoelectric generator works because it kept showing

Zero RF no matter what I did but turns out it just isn’t able to store any power so it won’t generate anything unless you connect it to some machine I swear this game is like intentionally confusing to force you to play for even longer to power it you need a difference

In temperature and the quest book suggested I use water and uranium blocks but turns out I got absolutely scammed because the uranium blocks Decay after a while and become as useless as those red erasers that just smears stuff all over the paper instead of actually erasing anything also revolutionary invention

You know how I kept using seeds to make water in those wooden boxes did you know that you can just place two water buckets to make an infinite water source amazing I swear to God if this works okay why didn’t I think of this before listen don’t judge me okay after my

Traumatic experience playing Greg Tech New Horizons I just sort of assumed that infinite water sources don’t work uh how does this squeezer even work it said that it needs more height so I brought it here but it didn’t say how to actually use it oh you just jump on top

Of it why do I even need a squeezer for this can I just jump on top of the item myself hey we have a lava I use this lava to generate power and use the power to have four Auto clickers generating iron and uranium which are needed for

Making compact machines and we’re back to sitting completely still foreign Ty gameplay okay listen how am I supposed to turn this into a video how am I supposed to turn this into a video when like 90 of the footage is just me afking I’m just gonna put some random edits in completely unrelated

Commentary how does he keep getting away with this if you look closely there are four audio clickers but wait you can’t have two Auto clickers on the same computer still he clearly uses four of them this can only mean that he has four other users Auto clicking for him now

Why would four users voluntarily spend their time Auto clicking for Diffie that’s right they wouldn’t this confirms my previous suspicions the Diffie experience mod is actually a virus that connects victims computers to the dungeon and makes him auto click to fuel diffie’s uranium does addiction okay we

Now have this chest full of a bunch of stuff most of which I probably don’t need right now but what I do need is iron and uranium wow we actually have quite a lot of this now it’s probably going to be enough for me like I don’t

Know like two compact machines out of 16. let’s craft all of this into modularium oh yeah we have to smelt this as well and then put it in a compactor another fun step that involves waiting while doing absolutely nothing anyways back to the grinder after three hours we now

Almost have enough of these machine walls or at least we have enough for the actual tiny compact machines we still need more to craft a small compact machines than the normal compact machine or whatever it was called 16 tiny compact machines goodbye get him the Press alright now we can get four small

Compact machines this mod pack is like trying to teach us that materialism is bad and that nothing will last forever and therefore it doesn’t have any value because as soon as you finally crafted enough compact machines it makes you instantly throw them in the shredder and now we can get the normal compact

Machine yay now my insane asylum is slightly larger but it’s not enough now with this extra space we can completely go against how photosynthesis works and grow a tree in here ah so much taxable material I need to cut it down the tree needs to go I like how it’s been like

Many days and I’m only now mining my first tree now I can follow my instincts of deforesting everything I see Cooks good kids why does this game want my channel to get community guidelines striked I need to make a Coke furnace to make cold Coke and for that we need a

Bunch of clay and to make clay We once again need several cubic meters of dust now last time I came to the conclusion that for a human to shed enough skin to generate a cubic meter of dust you’d have to wait for around 12 000 years now thankfully some genius in the comments

Pointed out that it’s likely that it will take less time if we subject ourselves to lots of radiation since that will probably result in more skin cells dying anyways after painstakingly gathering enough dust and turning it into clay we can now make a Coke furnace can I just put it in here

Um yay squeezer kind of sounds like me and your dad last night making a squeezer because why not we needed to make hop Granite let’s shred some cold Coke oh yes now we have Coke dust and we can put this in here and we’ll get hop Granite dust you can

Apparently vomit to get diamond nuggets I swear if it doesn’t give me a single nugget oh wait wait oh we actually got two wait what the heck that’s rare it usually doesn’t give me anything all right the next Quest is to make a melter but for the melter we need like two other

Machines so yeah and we also need Nether Bricks and for that we need another rack Okay so we’ve gone from sitting and waiting for trees to grow to jumping on this one block and waiting for it to generate lava quality gameplay anyway so I’m gonna have to make an alloy furnace

For that we need graphite dust and Lead do we have any graphite how the heck do you get graphite oh we need a manufactory whatever that is oh yeah by the way I don’t know how it took me so long to realize that all this time I could have just made a cobblestone

Generator actually to be fair I didn’t have lava for a long time so I think it actually wouldn’t have saved me like almost any time alright so I think yeah it gets power now all right so we first put coal in the manufacturer to get coal dust I guess and then we put

The coal dust back in the manufacturer to get whatever the thing was that we needed and now we have an alloy furnace with the help of which we can make like tough alloy and Fairborn alloy which I believe we needed for the smelter all right we’re gonna need some more steel

So I’m just gonna have to do this again uh-huh how much did we get 36 you know how we have to bomb iron to make steel well now we can make a blast furnace so we can instead just put like iron in the blast furnace and it will make steel for

Us while we AFK we don’t even have to make any TNT wait we need 27 of these so how many we need so much Netherrack bro Netherrack is so expensive what the heck all right I made a bunch of blaze powder and now we just have to like turn this

Into lava I guess I’m having so much fun I’m just jumping on this one block generating another rack we currently have three blocks and we need 36 of these our right we’re on our last block I don’t even want to check the clock to see how long that took and now we can

Make 27 blast bricks let’s just put my blast furnace on top of here crude blast furnace all right we’re getting steel all right I’m gonna make the smelter now all right and we have a melter hot and spicy sounds like your mom now we can make the

Ink get former whatever that is oh no we’re gonna have to make four normal contact machines how many steps is this gonna have I swear at some point we’re gonna need like 5 000 stacks of tiny compact machines or something like that I wouldn’t even be surprised you know I

Think I’m gonna need a bigger like Auto clicker thing for this because I don’t think this thing is gonna be enough all right so I’m Gonna Fill A tiny compact machine with what like 12 of the thermoelectric generators you know what this is actually pretty cool you can

Just use a tiny compact machine as a power source you know you just place a tiny compact machine connect some wires to it and boom it’s magically generating power I mean you still have to build all the insides of it but you know yeah we’re gonna need I think we’re gonna

Need like 5 000 uranium and iron dust so uh it’s gonna take a while probably I’m gonna have to AFK for several hours most likely I mean that’s pretty much what I’ve already been doing this whole time so I guess nothing has really changed all right so I’m thinking we have a

Little set up like this or we have this cache below then of accumulator that like pulls in the items in an auto clicker above then I just need to connect it to the power source and we should have a machine that mines uranium for us oh yeah we’re also gonna have to

Make pickaxes for it because the pickaxes actually break with time just like a normal tool all right I’m gonna have to mine stone for a while because we need Stone pickaxes okay at this point this is just Sky Block except you don’t have any freedom all right put all

Of that in there 53 Stone pickaxes and 45 iron ones I don’t know if this is going to be enough honestly but I think it should be all right I’ve been sitting here for probably around three hours maybe like four I don’t know I haven’t been keeping track of time we have like

4 200 iron grid and like 4200 uranium grid had to make a bunch of more pickaxes because these ones these ones broke pretty fast nuclear furnace smelts items very quickly using thorium as fuel wait what that’s really efficient and it doesn’t even use that much thorium

You know what I’m gonna I’m just gonna use these for everything there’s probably a more efficient way of doing this I’m not gonna lie but I’m just gonna craft these manually all right I did the math we need 1 512 modularium we currently have 1200 so we’re not that

Far off actually just waiting for stuff too wait we already have enough I didn’t even notice I was just sitting here waiting for more uranium all right I’m just gonna wait for this to generate a bunch of compact machine walls 64. tiny compact machines I feel so rich

Right now holding the stack what if I like accidentally burn this in the Press you go 16 small compact machines in the shredder you go what would happen if I jumped in there you know I would try but for some reason I have a feeling that

I’m gonna die and all my items are gonna get shredded for a normal compact machines remember how long it took us to make one and now we have four of them get flexed on now in the previous steps you had to put the compact machines

Under like a press or throw it in a Crusher but now you have to melt them for some reason I don’t know how that works you know wouldn’t that just make a a lump of random metals also I can’t help but wonder what if you play this in

Multiplayer you get a player inside of a compact machine and then you pick up the compact machine and melt it now I don’t know how but it took me like 15 minutes to figure out how to get the Liquid out of the machine when all you had to do

Was just right click it with a bucket and I swear I tried that I swear to God if this takes like one hour per recipe appears something like that Bro it has literally been 30 minutes and only now is it almost done all right we now have four normal machine pieces wood smash sounds like your mom [Applause] The large compact machine yay I wonder how many more of these I have to make to beat the mod pack we now have a slightly larger solitary confinement cell why I I can’t even tell the difference this just looks the same as the previous one I swear you know

What I think I know what we have to make we’re building the pressure poop injector boys iffy what the is a pressure poop injector I don’t know honestly I have no clue but I’m gonna build it anyway because it sounds funny it sounds like a fun machine please

Explain how you can Crush obsidian under your body weight like how fat is Steve And now in all its Glory the pressure poop injector still have no clue what this does I even crafted a whole nother compact machine for this oh you can like inject sewage into compact machines to make them glitched I see anyways I have some important exams coming up so I should

Probably study for those instead of building pressure poop injectors in Minecraft nah anyways you’re probably gonna see this after those exams have already passed if I haven’t uploaded for a long time when this goes live then that’s why oh yeah so I got locked in Greg’s basement for 10 days straight

After I tried to feed him also subscribe or I’ll use my pressure poop injector on you