DiffyMC – Escaping Solitary Confinement in Minecraft

Have you ever played Minecraft and thought to yourself ah birds are singing flowers are blooming the sun is shining and the cows are mooing ever since Steffy got locked up in an insane asylum this game has been so peaceful and relaxing no one’s Burning Down the forests releasing millions of tons of

Pollution into the atmosphere no one’s bombing innocent Villages and taking the inhabitants as slaves now that diffy’s [ __ ] up have we finally achieved what one would call Peace welcome back to the dungeon idiots now first of all let me clarify a few things some people believe that they’re

Safe now that I’m locked up in solitary confinement they think I’m permanently stuck here no no no no this is actually a common misconception what you think I’m not going to escape just because the walls are made of Bedrock SMH bro really thinks he can lock me up over the course

Of the past two videos we’ve gone from scraping dirt dust off off the walls to using Auto clickers that scrape the walls for us to somehow using the dirt to build mechanized machinery and generating electricity to building the pressure poop injector all while rapidly expanding our basement and getting

Larger and larger rooms and I’ve done all of this with one goal in mind to escape now prepare your ankles because today’s the day it’s finally happening I believe now the first thing I did was bomb some hop graphite and craft these miniaturization field projectors which would help me craft stuff easier and

Using less materials now just like with basically all other machines I spent like 30 minutes trying to figure out where to place them and how to actually get them to do anything now it turns out you have to place them specifically in a large compact machine and in these exact

Spots and one block off the ground for some reason and they really just couldn’t mention this in the quest book could they yay now we have whatever this is oh we can use the projectors to make ender pearls Each of which requires 26 obsidian why back to jumping on the squeezer I’m having

Fun quality gam play now we can finally make one ender pearl I think you just throw a piece of redstone oh I don’t know what’s going on but I think it will give me an ender pearl you know the guards of this prison or insane asylum

Or whatever I’m locked up in just look at the cameras and see me doing this in my cell yeah we just casually scrape enough dust off the walls to build whatever this is oh God are we going to need another four large compact machines to build a slightly larger compact

Machine oh even better we need six of them and they need to be glitched ones so we need to inject each of them with 32 L of sewage using the pressure poop injector so it does actually have a use you know what N I don’t really feel like

Doing this let’s instead build a fusion reactor that doesn’t sound painful at all I spent like an hour making tough alloy and all the other resources needed to make the fusion reactor and its coils when I realized that I also need calcium sulfate and unlike all the other

Resources I used the only way to make calcium sulfate is through chemical reactions now keeping myself from creating methampetamine really proved to be a challenge but in the end after like an hour I successfully created calcium sulfate and now we can make the fusion core now we just need 64 Fusion

Electromagnets uh-oh I made tons of tough alloy which is a material we need for the electromagnets and turn them into place leadings and now we can make 64 Fusion electromagnets yay now with the projectors I made earlier we now have a cheaper way of making normal compact

Machines all we need is some compact machine walls and a block of gold the problem is that we need Ender pears to actually initiate the crafting process and these pearls take like 43 quad ventian obsidian to make so I made this automatic obsidian generator but it’s extremely slow mostly because the lava

Generator I used takes like 30 years to smelt One Singular Cobble Stone I made four normal compact machines melted them and made another large compact machine which we use to house the fusion reactor okay I’m going to look up some video on how to actually build it because I have

No idea how to do that you know I watched an episode of some guy’s let’s play of this mod pack and I can’t help but notice that this guy has all of this like Advanced Machinery and some extensive storage system and he has pretty much everything automated and has

Tons of resources meanwhile I’m sitting here with like six chests and pretty much nothing automated am I doing something wrong like was I supposed to automate all that stuff I did manually nah I prefer manual labor besides automating stuff would involve me actually having to use my brain cells

Unacceptable all right I’m pretty sure it’s done now am I supposed to turn this on somehow no this seems too complicated I don’t feel like doing any of this all right you know what I’m just going to pretend this doesn’t exist and go back to making more compact machines let’s

Make a giant compact machine Let’s craft some of these okay I made a few Constantin pickaxes and tough alloy pickaxes some of you pointed out that I should probably use these instead of the garbage steel and stone ones since these actually exclusively give me precisely the resources I need instead of giving

Me a bunch of random stuff you I I probably could have saved several hours had I done this earlier and we’re back to afking Quality gamep playay all right we have like 700 compact machine walls now I’m probably going to need a better power source than what I have right now

Now I don’t know how the fusion reactor works and I don’t feel like checking it looks too complicated so let’s instead make a fion reactor I’m just going to copy what someone else did like block for Block 120 RF per tick now we need way more per tick this isn’t enough

Let’s place that there now I don’t want your stupid empty cooler so if I turn this on hey yo this is going to generate power let’s go almost 2,000 RF per tick I mean that’s an upgrade from like the 180 that we had before we’ve somehow scraped enough materials off of the

Walls to craft a fion reactor mhm I mean SMH like if you’re ever stuck in a basement just do this in real life like stop complaining guys I think my I think there’s something wrong with my cobblestone generator dude my basement has become like a labyrinth it’s become

Like a maze see if I want to get from my storage to my fishion reactor I have to go here then uh go over here then go over here and then walk over here and click on this thing and boom we’re in the fision reactor that was like four

Steps hi we take pride in our spacious secure and completely safe work environment I just have to dodge like 30 different machines while walking around here I don’t even know what’s going on anymore I’m going to make this iron and uranium automatically craft modium and for that we need a sequential fabricator I

Believe I don’t know I’ll place it over here I guess I connected some item pipes to the sequential fabricator and now uranium Redstone and iron should be automatically transported to it and crafted into modium dust I then placed item pipes that extract the ready modium dust from the crafter and transport it

To this chest chest and then from the chest to the small compactor to be turned into small compact machine walls because the pipes are absolute garbage and they’re only able to transport items for like five blocks all right we have a bunch of obsidian probably not enough but I’ll start making ender pearls

Anyway of course they had to make this the sound effect you have to listen to every time you do this and now we have 26 ender pearls this only took 38 years now we can start making normal compact machines okay why did they have to make

It so that this takes even longer than the ender pearls and now the final normal compact machine yay now we have to melt them another fun process well it’s actually not taking that long now that we have the upgrades I think I waited like 30 minutes for four of these to get melted

Last time six large compact machines all right we need sewage to turn these into glitched machines how do we get that much poop though I guess we can make like a tree farm or something and then turn the saplings into pulp bio blend I’m not sure how effective this is I

Mean we do get a lot of wood but we need saplings not wood and I don’t think we’re getting a lot of those let’s just put all of these in The Sawmill and we’re getting ped biomass and sawdust which we can use for the infinite poop

Glitch infinite poop why is this a thing I have to do to progress all right I’m just going to connect my fion reactor to the pressure poop injector so we can inject some sewage into the large compact machines you know I titled my last video building the pressure poop

Injector which is kind of a questionable title but I couldn’t keep myself okay and everyone who the video got recommended to was just really confused what the [ __ ] is this build the pressure poop injector in Minecraft I can’t a this is the best thing I’ve ever seen I swear I didn’t

Make this post myself probably just someone trying to scrape the bottom of the barrel for views wow okay then I see how it is and now we can build the structure using the glitched machines I swear if this takes like 3 hours to assemble one giant compact machine yay after once again grinding

For hours we now have a marginally larger room all right what’s the next Quest we need six giant compact machines to make this Max sized compact machine we need 144 normal compact machines which means that we need a ton of machine walls and ender pearls also apparently there’s now a way easier way

Of making machine walls not really sure how this results in a block that would otherwise require tons of uranium but I’m not going to question it we also need ender pearls so we need um let’s see 3,744 obsidian I guess I’ll just AFK here while it generates I swear I

Probably have like 20 hours of footage where I’m just AFK and we have enough obsidian we’re going to need like eight times as much poop this time around and I don’t think the wood Farm we used last time was very effective so I’ll instead make a a wheat farm since wheat can also

Be used for making poop I then started making the 144 ender pearls needed to make enough compact machines the quest book actually proved to be useful for once by suggesting I use a copypaste gadget which allows me to paste the needed structure and automatically take the resources from a storage container

Instead of having to manually build the thing over and over I think this is a way for the quest book to build false trust only to once again absolutely scam me and leave me in shambles in the near future but despite this probably being true I still couldn’t say no to saving

Potential hours of time and now the last ender pearl uh now we need to make 144 normal compact machines which means that we’ll have to do all that all over again what makes it even better is that I’m pretty sure making each compact machine takes way longer than making an ender pearl

This is going to be very fun and now the last machine 144 normal compact machines no there’s no way did I just spend two [ __ ] hours just doing that one thing you know sometimes I question which of my Life Choices have led to me sitting at my computer making

Compact machines in a basement for 2 hours straight 30 large compact machines time to generate some more poop my favorite activity after injecting the large compact machines with sewage we can now make five giant compact machines quality gameplay also I was actually going to make six of them but

My 300 a.m. crack brain tried to calculate how many resources we need and just died okay I don’t know where I went wrong but I’m just going to sacrifice the giant compact machine that contains the weed farm and after some more intense sewage injecting we can now make

The final compact machine I wouldn’t be surprised if this takes like 30 minutes at this point the game is just adding unnecessary afking everywhere yay I know it’s two blocks wider but I swear it just feels the exact same as before with the larger space we can now make a

Bigger miniaturization field which now allows us to somehow turn wool into living organisms this is how biology works the chicken is supposed to be Hollow for some reason which took me like 15 minutes to figure out because it doesn’t say that anywhere in the recipe and now we have a chicken

Chicken give me eggs or ban egg egg now we need to make a cow in a similar fashion we need the cow cuz we need milk which can somehow be used to make slime and emeralds I don’t even know anymore to make the cow spawn egg we once again

Need to build a massive Shrine but for that we need brown wool which requires cocoa beans so I once again planted a tree in these slightly Mal nourishing conditions and farmed some cocoa beans and now we have a cow hi cow give me your milk at this point the voices in my

Head started telling me that we needed to make a diamond pickaxe slight problem we’re in a basement and there don’t appear to be any diamonds here but don’t worry you can now build this massive blender and it will somehow turn your diamond nuggets into full Diamonds the

Problem is that we need glowstone for some of the parts of this machine which is also known as the high impact compactor and you know the fusion reactor we built earlier yeah well we actually need that for making the glowstone because for some reason you need Neutron fluid to make it now the

Fusion reactor is supposed to generate energy right well [ __ ] you because for some reason you need to input lots of power into the reactor to get it to start but hold on now I don’t mean to flex but my reactor can generate around 2,000 RF per tick surely that’s enough

To start the reactor nope it needs a burst of 40 million RF also each of the fusion reactors electromagnets requires a constant 200 RF per tick and since there’s like 96 of them we need another 19,200 RF per tick now what’s the first thing you think of doing when your fion

Reactor isn’t strong enough that’s right just build more fion reactors so I upgraded my blast furnace and made the semi-automated assembly line that generate tons of tough alloy made a ton of graphite and Lead gathered lots of lapis and used these materials to craft several stacks of fision reactor

Components now we have this giant block ha almost as big as your mom oh but wait for it I also made a second one each of these generates around 12,000 RF per tick which should be enough to start the fusion reactor the problem with having this much power is that the

Garbage flux ducts I used for transporting power most likely will spontaneously combust to the instant I hooked them up to the reactors because of this we need better cables to make these upgraded cables we need signalum and enderium both of which are just slightly annoying to craft but on the

Bright side they at least don’t require me to make more poop buckets for the tier of flux duct I’m going for we need enderium which in turn requires platinum and for whatever reason to get platinum we need to sit here and gradually collect microscopic pieces of it one at

A time by saing gravel for 23 months 36 resonant flux duct yeah since we need the fusion reactor to generate Neutron fluid we need to choose a recipe that produces it I just picked the one that looked the easiest and produced a good amount of

Power so we need to fill both of the reactor’s tanks with dyum we can get the dyum by electrolyzing water now a normal person would probably automate the dyum to make sure that the reactor can continue working and won’t explode but instead of doing that I just made an

Obnoxiously slow duum generator and afked while it filled a few portable tanks with the fluid listen I don’t feel like building a generator fast enough to support an entire Fusion reactor but Diffy if if that’s the case then wouldn’t it make sense to look into other fluids that are easier to produce

And still give you the desired results nah bro I don’t feel like reading besides it’s as they say quantity over quality why care about safety regulations when you can just make a bunch of one fluid and shove it into the reactor all at once I connected the

Fusion reactors I made earlier to the electromagnets and now they’ve turned green to indicate that they have enough power also if the lose power at any point while the reactor is running it’s likely that random liquids will leak and possibly lead to an explosion so to make

Sure that the fision reactors never stop running I gave them some random amount of fuel I don’t know how long it will last don’t feel like checking listen it’ll be fine what could possibly go wrong now with this in mind I instantly connected the reactor itself to the same

Fion reactors as the magnets turns out this wasn’t enough though because we need to deliver the energy in a fast Burst to sufficiently heat the reactor also the electromagnets stopped working mid process and I felt like that might have been an issue so instead I pre-charged six energy cells and made

Them all simultaneously output their power into the reactor the fusion reactor is up and running yay and we’re getting Neutron fluid since we can now make glowstone we can go back to making our long awaited diamond pickaxe for which we need the high impact compactor

To build it we need this long list of blocks all right what do we need 56 super conducting electromagnets wait are these Elite platings oh God no and each of them requires a constant 1,000 RF yeah we we we just need 56,000 RF per tick and now we have the high impact

Compactor yay now we just need to somehow get more than 56,000 RF per tick some of you might suggest I use the fusion reactor since it generates close to that amount on its own nope idiot so I built another six replicas of the Vision reactor I then made some Diamond

Nuggets and threw them in the high impact compactor oh it’s working diamonds I made some more Diamond nuggets and now we have three diamonds and now we can craft the diamond pickaxe at last we possess the almighty tool known as the diamond pickaxe now comes the time you’ve all been waiting for

With this powerful instrument we can now finally I don’t know what I was expecting to be honest to break bedrock we need to First create Bedrock which can be done using Bedrock chunks now at this stage the game knows you’re about to escape so in the last attempt to stop

You it gives you a massive middle finger and forces you to go back to scraping the wall for several hours and as if that wasn’t enough the Bedrock chunks have like a 0.06% chance of actually dropping why oh I’m starving have to eat some poop again

Wait oh we already got one now we just need another 26 of [Applause] These get me out of here I’m coming for you don’t think you’re safe I wouldn’t be surprised if there’s like 50 layers of Bedrock here the outside World prepare to combust die biodiversity too much Forest here for my taste this took so long how long have I played here for okay I’ve been in there for so long that I forgot what it feels like to be able to run for more than five blocks dude I’m like actually hallucinating

Like if I look at the wall next to my monitor everything is just like wavy why did I do this subscribe or I will put you in a 3X3 box