Digital Dumpster Fire: Minecraft Cave Dwellers

Okay so um I don’t think this needs any introduction I’m playing Minecraft but I got a bit of a Twist and by time I upload this video it’ll probably be 20 years after the fact but I decided to give this mod a go at least because I thought it’d be actually pretty

Interesting I’m going to try living in the cave pretty much no fancy house just going to live down there I’m only going to come up if I desperately need food or wood or something other than that we stay down there I think I can still make one more with this actually

Yeah I just made the hay bales again wait a minute I wasn’t even looking dude that’s how tired I am oh my God jarth holy [ __ ] that’s how [ __ ] tired I am I I blanked out and made hay bals again how do you manage I I need to know how do you

Manage to do to do that oh oh my God just [ __ ] make the bread I don’t care about killing all those sheep though mutton’s kind of a piss foror meat in my opinion I I don’t care about filling up my inventory with a bunch of wool right now Either but you know it is tempting okay I’ll I’ll kill them I’ll kill him you’re right what the sun’s setting you’ve got to be kidding man what that’s that us oh move oh it’s gone I want to hide right now is that the Deep duck what the [ __ ] I’m

Jumping I want I want I want in somewhere right now this is not somewhere yeah I I don’t care dude as long as I got a house I’ll live here this is where I’m going to live guys this is it this is my house now that zombie needs to shut the [ __ ]

Up though literally not even remotely the scariest thing here yeah we’re not doing I I just grabbed whatever block I could don’t care that it’s wood I don’t care uh time to light this bad boy up shut the [ __ ] up man you’re so loud oh I’m a Zombie I’m so scary I’m

Waiting for you outside your house I don’t give a [ __ ] I’m actually going to [ __ ] kick its ass Shut the [ __ ] up man dude can you come here for a second shut the [ __ ] up get away from my house what the [ __ ] you little bastard there’s like two versions of this

Mod there is the normal one which tries to make it more subtle and then there’s the hyper aggressive one the guy said the hyper aggressive one is mainly used for testing but it’s also for the more Brave and the funny thing is the hyper aggressive one had way more downloads than the normal

One people definitely want the hyper aggressive one um and I kind of wanted it too cuz I’m not going to be doing this for super long I just made four buttons I didn’t mean to do that we got to can’t keep mining [ __ ] on the surface and trying to

Avoid what I’m here for that happens a lot though that that is hyper aggressive holy [ __ ] ow [ __ ] [ __ ] okay hey that sounded really close that time run [ __ ] can’t follow me up the water can he n he can’t get up here ha stupid Stupid good there’s so many creepers here no I saw your ass okay you were you were not slick hey man up okay now we’re fine I thought he was just like literally I was getting ready to run I thought he was coming at me what the [ __ ] there’s a shrier down

Here what the [ __ ] is going on don’t be filming me brother that scared the [ __ ] out of me yo dude we went right into an abandoned M shaft that is perfect I pretty much I was like what happened my brain didn’t even register that I was falling cuz that was

Gravel whoa whoa whoa whoa I’ve no no I don’t think I’ve ever seen a m shaft generate like this personally wait Jesus [ __ ] you man whatever oh I see now that makes sense I do want that diamond over there though I do want to be greedy holy [ __ ] what you can’t get

Me you can’t get me you can’t get me you can’t get me from down there the hell is that noise dumbass look at you stupid ass only problem is I just bridge the gap between me and everything else now I can easily deter any other mob from getting

Over here but if I leave even even a one block hole open over here he can get through I didn’t look at the Enderman swear on my life I did not look at that [ __ ] Enderman I didn’t look at that [ __ ] did I I got a strat so keep taking fall

Damage until he does does I have a strat I have a strat if he’s not going to teleport to me he’ll take fall damage until he just dies and drop down here there we go dumbass [ __ ] yourself Jesus Christ that thing just dropped on me there goes the [ __ ] AC

Unit again shut the [ __ ] up man you’re so noisy oh [Applause] oh holy [ __ ] okay okay [ __ ] that bounced off me I’m a God that hit my ass I’m not a god oh my goodness is that a Skellington get out oh [ __ ] it’s the scariest thing in this [ __ ] game it’s still Creepers the hell I don’t want to look behind me I don’t want to look behind me damn it I knew knew it I knew it I knew it [ __ ] [ __ ] me [ __ ] me [ __ ] me [ __ ] me run Faster it’s so [Applause] Fast holy [ __ ] can dude I don’t need a bunch of baby zombie baby zombie baby zombie it’s the hardcore runer you ran off good get out of here dude I I can’t have another Chase like I did a moment ago okay it me I think it’s trying to pathfind me I

Think it’s trying to pathfind [Applause] me okay it’s stuck down there [ __ ] off [ __ ] off I couldn’t tell if it was behind me or below me but it doesn’t matter I’m like terrified just in case where the [ __ ] do I go man like I suck my wiener what the [ __ ] was that What [ __ ] oh oh oh make [ __ ] haste go hey Sprint you you know how to sprint you know you know the sprint button you sprint you’re just going to go you’re going to go oh oh a spider oh shiver me timbers [ __ ] [Applause] off no that came from behind

Me oh I hear him stomping I hear him stomping I hear him stomping I hear him stomping what the [ __ ] dude that’s [ __ ] scary no I need to get my [ __ ] no [ __ ] that it’s coming closer it’s still following me it’s still following me what the [ __ ] that’s actually terrifying wow this

Mod’s even worse than I thought Now you got to be [ __ ] Me [ __ ] oh my God God my Hunger is just disappearing it’s above me by the way it’s up over no what the [ __ ] just want to get a few more diamonds you know and then I’ll call it a mission successful on this test run with the cave weather my house oh my God

Holy [ __ ] I hate zombies so much man oh My who why why you [ __ ] oh oh I’m Dead look at those faces I bet this is the entire Dev team oh my God Moto it’s mamoto all right but I’m gonna have mamoto but he’s going to be like this look this is my ideal mamoto the controls still are like you have to get used to this but yeah I see

That oh I see you I see you I got him give me the give me give me get gun I’m beating I’m beating his ass I’m beating his ass get his ass all I’m going to avenge your death he’s going up he’s going

Up oh Nick no oh Nick help me I have a sniper rifle I killed the freim nice I can’t aim for [ __ ] I do come here ID I’m going to get you I’m going to get you I’m going to get you he beat heed me I got him

Nick nice I got oh I’m dual wielding ah I’m dead nice most cowardly dude look at that scoreboard why did I get most cowardly most harmless dude check out the scoreboard oh my God look mioto sex mamoto is coming for you dude oh wait no it’s the fist him

He’s coming Nick oh God I need to can I select the weapon why am I dead I beat him more times I get tired of that [ __ ] guy Yeah he’s back again he’s back get out of here you overall dumbass yeah than God oh please let me in oh yeah all right I’m me to get up I’m getting beat you [ __ ] I’m so tired of the Fist s dude he’s chasing me he’s he chasing me help I killed him

I actually got a kill J help oh uh yeah this this combination this does not feel right Nick he can’t hit you Nick I think Nick’s dead you know all this need is the uh okay all this needs is a CRT TV like effect yeah God I bet we could do that Too I’m throwing every time d mine out of my can he’s not stopping help me oh got him I only have nines he disarmed me oh God wait wait you said he killed me I think wait what I swear to God I think I

Saw it said that you oh he killed you by accident could do that you want to do fisty cuffs that is not a die get him get I only I only had a time to explosive who is that right behind you I ranked up most suicidal most cowardly

What why do I dude it always attaches cowardly to me why does it do that meet Sim has negative one yeah just doesn’t fight no no that Sim does fight it’s just that terrible the uh this thing like I I’d like to point out he’s getting your ass he’s not even

He wasn’t even moving his fist oh n you got beat by the meat Nick I did I why do I think oh oh I took your gun you took my gun all right nice I have my weapon now Nick I can’t believe this you took my weapon and then

Died we were getting clowned on Nick we are getting clowned on right now can I get this cool let me get the dragon out Dragon these nuts oh oh my God he disarmed me no an actual ninja I got him here was the he dropped down and it took disarmed me and

Ran oh I’m gaming now ni oh I need my sniper rifle come here idiot what are you going to do about It I missed I missed the [ __ ] Feud Sim and he took my guns okay well I’m going to head down to you and try to avenge you I did it that was the irony the irony was the feud came back up with my guns and shot me double Cyclone let’s

Go triple kill and then you got double kill clearly I’m it’s just calling me inferior no it’s fine because it was calling me cowardly for like three matches in a row unbelievable we’re not last yeah cuz meet Sim’s here I I I oh God I got spawn cornered what do we do about

This I went to open a door turned by my back for a second and died I I’m going to that’s it I’m going to disarm you come here you took his time to oh I looked at you for a second and died I looked at your screen for just a

Moment I [ __ ] at [ __ ] he knocked my gun ah don’t worry I’ll get him good job ID he’s [Laughter] idiot can they please hit him there we go meet Sim slowly approaches not him I love how he slowly walks towards you too he’s like he doesn’t even know what the [ __ ] he’s

Doing oh God Neo help me I got timed M here we go weapon of choice unarmed not by not by choice okay so this one’s this this this little uh little video here is going to be a little different you can already see that there’s a mod loaded the last

Navigator and you you know you actually have who it’s by right there so you should go give him a visit I’ll probably link all his stuff down below this is actually a mod for iron lung that lets you see everything outside it’s completely modded the submarine normally doesn’t

Look like what you’re about to see so this is what it normally looks like um uh it normally looks like this uh this is what the submarine usually looks like you can’t see anything outside your only way of navigating is this with a proximity uh detector and uh opening up

The map as well and you just have to follow the coordinates you literally navigate by coordinates and your only way to see the outside is this you take pictures that the cameras on the front of the ship it’ll take pictures of everything around you also there was a lore update so they

Added this and in comparison to my uh other videos in roughly 40 seconds oh my God the monitors there’s so many so many [ __ ] monitors we’re starting to lose radio signal you’ll be a Cru dep soon so and be careful did he just say he wants to suck

My wiener this is actually showing the outside of the ship and yeah in the video he said he has one in the rear too so you can see like you can see all around your ship right or your submarine right here and then you have one in the

Back that just shows directly in the back now I believe this will stay still take pictures of the front it does it’s showing what’s on these two screens right here that’s amazing wait um this is a local database be sure to uh entry Behavior warning uh the the

COI expects everyone in the collective to maintain a standard of polite and acceptable behavior please consider your language and attitude before interacting thank you [ __ ] you poop I don’t have the achievements there was a bunch of new achievements for the game so I guess this is a good way to just get my

Achievements back in order huh holy [ __ ] that’s awesome it’s like one of the only the other Mod’s not even really a mod but there’s this is pretty much the only mod you can download for iron lung so far this is [ __ ] awesome whoa we get to see the

Whole outside the whole time I don’t even I don’t even need the pro prox pro pro pro proxim proxim proxim proximity protector I don’t I don’t even need it there’s a wall right there my brain is instinctively still trying to use that [ __ ] proximity detector oh

Wait wait this is point of Interest one this is point of Interest one holy [ __ ] yeah it’s the one where everybody was like [ __ ] see cucumbers if you watch uh the iron long dread Gauntlet you know God what you’re not watching that you’re not subscribed come on there’s a there’s

A DOT there that that I don’t believe was there before is that supposed to be the check mark wait wait wait wait or is that us hold on hold on or is that us that’s us that’s us moving on the map wow they’ve even the dude even added us on the

Map that’s not normally an ironon lung holy [ __ ] this is awesome you can hear the [ __ ] moaning out there but it’s not like I’m worried now I can see your ass [ __ ] that ain’t right either oh that is right get check mark that technically counted okay

You just got to you just pretty much got to get right up on the Square and then call it a day the next point of interest for people more people complained about it being something like SE cucumbers let’s see if this works does that work it does look at this we can practically

Speedrun this [ __ ] now that I can see everything this is so [ __ ] cool I’m actively speedrunning iron lung remember before hearing these sounds looking at these things through this whenever you can just see one picture almost look like giant eels or something but some people would say pipes and that’s possibly another thing

I don’t know what it is I I still don’t know what it is looking at it there I mean it’s [ __ ] iron lung you don’t don’t know what half this [ __ ] is this is me when going on a date any girl that uh has the displeasure of dating me hey

Babe take a seat we’re about to do the uh iron lung exploration mod me rizing my girl up [ __ ] you that scared me yo I can see it so this the there’s a supposedly something swimming past my ship but I can see everything okay what the [ __ ] is

That but yeah I already know that still surprised me to like look back and see it was gone though that’s [ __ ] hilarious [ __ ] what jarth how did you forget that happens here I mean that’s still kind of freaky to look at that’s [ __ ] huge look at that photograph the complete skeleton nice I

Got the achievement hell yeah I mean this is this is also really helpful in general like I’m doing this for fun but this is also really helpful cuz the achievements came out you know way after the fact that I’d already completely played and be in the game yeah shut the

[ __ ] up if I had to look at the oh yeah we’re out in the open area that part is so nerve-wracking usually because you don’t know where the [ __ ] you are so you’re like inching your way through there but I just I just flew through that [ __ ] I still don’t like that

Sound I that’s a I don’t I dude who even knows what the hell is going on on this this Blood Moon I don’t even know what that structure is who made it why is it down here who’s [ __ ] making that weird ass noise I think this is the part where I’m going

To get slapped across the map I’m right here currently but I think I’m going to get slapped out here I want to see what this looks like on camera nice job there it is like look we just shot all the way up here not everybody questioned it but some people noticed it

Uh which is funny how some people didn’t even realize I mean you’re literally like navigating based on coordinates normally you can’t see yourself on the map like that how but if you’re navigating based on coordinates how can you not realize the numbers jump from here all the way down

Here how can you not realize that it’s a giant spine we just need to roll up to this and shoot a photo yep we got it that’s a giant spine though I I I I wonder what that could even belong to like seriously just take a wild Gander like something that’s that’s a

Whole spine for one creature I mean it’s crazy actually look at this I never realized it this path I bet you if you had taken photos while going through it you’d be able to see the [ __ ] walls look at that there’s like pillars and like and like stone brick

Walls that’s that hidden passageway right there here’s the crazy oh [ __ ] I forgot I heard the crackling I was like oh [ __ ] I forgot about the fire there we go done and done now something I want to show it wasn’t shown in anything else I believe I found yeah I found this out

Like a while back there’s a secret point of Interest up here somewhere I believe what I haven’t gotten all the points of interest yet that’s not supposed to happen yet is it oh the eye just appears in Front oh dear that that’s scared me now our ship is [ __ ] I [ __ ] our ship man I [ __ ] it I [ __ ] it hard bro a I [ __ ] my ship so normally you wouldn’t go out here cuz most people go up to this point of Interest right here and call it a day

But if you go out here I believe there’s some little secret like w look at this look at this that is that’s another submarine ain’t it that another iron lung you hear that [ __ ] aminating from whatever that is rock this is a secret point of Interest like actually you if you

Normally most people don’t go all the way out here there’s really no reason to right but then this thing that’s emanating that weird ass noise it’s secretly out here it’s it’s been here before any updates like this has actually been here the whole time I don’t know man this rock kind of looks

Like something that I’d go to the doctor for because I got it shoved too far up my ass so normally we you like okay this is this is actually another structure right here this is this is normally people go for this as the last anomaly and I’m going to save it for last

Again so we’ll come back for that what forgot that happens here okay so you can see how much the shit’s distorted in my screen this is normally where the light anomaly would be this whatever the [ __ ] that’s I don’t know uh Be not Afraid [ __ ] that kind of startled me I forgot that

Happens man that’s actually crazy check it out the last point of Interest why don’t we go back and take a photo the Expedition the univers some the okay did you get all that no clean out your ears [ __ ] dumbass oh what what the [ __ ] what that so now that we’re here to

Photograph it we’re not going to get eaten by a fish it says you’ve played this game before photograph photograph the top right node look at that I have played this before I’ve played it now three times I guess technically this being the third and uh I’ve watched people play it

A billion times it’s talking about the uh I another submarine so sm-8 Dash wait oh burner Subs there it is learn about the sm8 that’s actually the sub from before so I’d actually like to read this uh hopefully they don’t redact this before updating the database what most

Most people don’t understand is uh that not all subs are built equal the sm8 isn’t a burner sub it really is for exploring and Survey surveying blood oceans if they send you down in the iron lung they don’t give a [ __ ] if you come back or if the sub comes back because

It’s a pile of garbage and you’re a piece of [ __ ] you come back with photos great you sit down there and suffocate quietly even better but if they send the sm8 down one of the scientists is piloting and they all expect them to return and now the sm8 is in the blood

Ocean in pieces no not hit uh not hit a rock pieces or sprung a leak pieces it looks like something tore it up and the weirdest thing is that nobody else seems surprised we might have found the first planetary life since the Rapture and they’re acting like it’s no big deal I

Know you’re next in line for realization in the iron lung and usually that means you won’t be seeing the Stars again but they don’t uh have the they don’t have a sm8 anymore they have three burner subs and a lot of curiosity about at-5 and maybe that means you have a chance well

News flash spoilers end of the game I’m [ __ ] dead chance what chance man [ __ ] this I don’t care [ __ ] it oh we it actually works we have a real ass gun out of ammo yo this is cool did I do something bad whoa you saw that shadowy man standing

There all I was kidding this was the worst game of capture the capture the flag what the [ __ ] that’s so loud this is the worst game of capture the flag of my life God I hate this I’d rather be losing 1 to 50 I can’t Sprint what the [ __ ]

What the hell is going on yo who bugged my game new Challenger what that’s a [ __ ] up looking name whoa I’m not about this life man hey hey chill there ain’t no need to be getting that close to me what I can’t shoot hey man [ __ ]

Off I was fighting for my [ __ ] life there dude what is wrong with you man I’m just playing Capture the Flag why are you so hostile why not this again hey Challenger join inspector stop what are you doing do not move another step whatever you do do not deliver that flag

How did you even get access to this game wait never mind I don’t think you have chat permission in the server issu twice if you can read this if you deliver that flag the servers will shut down I absolutely cannot let that happen I’ve been working on this project

For more than 11 years I can’t let you jeopardize all of my work this may look like a simple FPS game to you this game has the power to raise the dead what the [ __ ] at least that’s what it’s supposed to do why did you make it this

Way it’s still a work in progress as you can probably tell I’m making this so I can see my wife again dude but she seems to be stuck in a sort of limbo you probably already met her that was your wife that thing she might come over as a bit

Assertive but she’s just scared and confused is that right can you blame her you destroyed the record player with her favorite music I use that music to keep her calm if you deliver that last flag her soul will be set free but I know I can save her and bring her

Back please press escape and shut down the game please but your wife doesn’t seem too happy she might come over as a little assertive but she’s just scared and confused bro she just straight up said behind you and then [ __ ] snuck up on me like that seemed pretty aggressive to me All right buddy so let’s see if she’s still aggressive even with her song plan all right so she’s got her music and would you look at that she was just bothered that I shot her record player my dude Jesus I think she’s just maybe you shouldn’t be doing this my

Man hey man I’m going to deliver it you don’t stop me kicked from server reason connection to host lost I really can’t do anything anymore yep I can’t do Anything here we are on a map called The Haunted train station and I’m not really going to be doing any intros here of course but uh I just figured to throw that throw that out there you know did you hear that the sink’s [ __ ] running what can I turn it

Off I thought I heard another door open a moment ago too I thought I I don’t know if you heard that on the video too but well maybe it’s that’s just a train maybe it’s just a faulty faucet you know maybe that’s all there is to it

Hello someone in that [ __ ] box you okay in there man a some really funny commentary going on there oh whimpering in this in this in this box over here hey you okay over there man hey whimper a few times if if you’re doing okay okay gotcha Q laugh track I mean Jesus

Christ okay that’s a bit clever actually I didn’t expect it to come out of the box oh my God F that one in my skull Jesus that noise oh wow that actually slightly startled me for a second I’m not going to lie to you like ever so slightly startled

Me wow jarth you felt you felt emotions for a minute that’s crazy okay back to the status quo whoa okay that one startled me a little bit Jesus you saw that right something just flew past that window that one actually that one startled me a little

More oh oh my god did you see how that rock shifted you saw that right I don’t know if that was just a visual bug or what that kind of L like a head too right there but I don’t know if that was just a visual bug or what

For a second but that rock shifting actually startled me what the [ __ ] it’s just a rock oh my God me stepping on that making that wood sound startled to me I’m scaring myself more than the game’s scaring me right now imagine doing this one in VR what what’s this what’s what’s the zoom

Button what’s the zoom button oh oh I didn’t I just clicked V oh yeah that’s right I I do have no clip enabled I forgot I had no clip enabled I just [ __ ] killed myself yeah this next map’s going to be a doozy this is a this is a horror

Map oh here we go what a crazy horror map that was it that wasn’t too scary so now we’re on GM Lial Gallery too it’s literally just a gallery of Lial spaces dude stop whoa whoa oh God that’s a mirror I thought that was just a straight up just

Like another room on top that’s a mirror that’s me this shit’s going to jump scare me they literally said there’s jump scares in here do not trust her security through obscurity is our only hope the [ __ ] are you talking about that’s creepy go ahead and do it no no it’s with the [ __ ]

Watermelons man there’s so many [ __ ] watermel oh that was water okay can’t really tell if that ass is almost basically flat or a bit shapely and what is that I don’t know what that is jump scare oh my God there’s going to be a jump scare in there I found it I

Found the spot where there has to be a jump scare come on there’s a bunch of Corners you’re going to turn one corner and then there’s going to be a stalker like standing or teing at you or like a JPEG and it’s going to be really loud

Where did that where did that thing go where did that thing go ain’t no way bro are you kidding that giant Stone penis is going to show itself at some point and it’s going to jump scare me you got to be [ __ ] kidding me man oh my God they’re going to jump

Scare me here that’s a wall that’s a wall that scared me that’s a [ __ ] wall here keep me in the padded room I’ll stay in here there’s oh my god dude [ __ ] me man man [ __ ] you man I [ __ ] hate jump scares oh wait look the stone penis is it moving

What no I don’t understand a funeral for watermelons is this like all the Watermelons I killed in the map so far [ __ ] this man I’m out of Here okay that was me Jesus Christ dude warning non- ukian space ahead what do you mean man you mean non- ukian the [ __ ] it’s another watermelon dude star Sky ceiling design I’m so [ __ ] I just looped that thing is back again what is that dude I just went in a full

Loop no it 100% Loop because that door is open n [ __ ] off man the pool rooms that’s short Liv oh my God oh my God no way I have to go past that thing to go back down there never thought a stone penis would make me so scared

Dude I don’t like it I don’t know what the deal with that thing is take this water what the hell is this the fifth annual meeting of the Watermelons the [ __ ] is going on back here oh my God the back rooms what the hell my God the Watermelons what the

Hell oh I know what that is if you guys at all use YouTube quite a fair amount maybe you’ve heard of him this guy’s called The Librarian I like from right here when I briefly saw that I legit thought that was open like out to the sky what the [ __ ] is

This there are no windows in this house perfect this is not a [ __ ] house look at this what the hell is this walk the tight rope I don’t even know where I where I am dude what a [ __ ] house plant in the water now I’ve seen it all my commentary is [ __ ] right

Now like I I actually feel that way right now I mean I I never really felt like my commentary was like topped TI Godlike okay but this is just piss poor I’m so tired look at that I’m so tired I’m starting to hallucinate this place doesn’t look normal at

All where the [ __ ] am I man I got triangle and [ __ ] down here what the [ __ ] going on where am I now what what is this it’s a tiny linal Space where am I did I enter the space in which they create Lial spaces what’s going on are you dude really get a [ __ ] life what is all that what where am I going man did you see that did did you I don’t my brain didn’t register what was what was there but

There was something definitely there just for a split second what I’m back in this place now finally thank God I was meaning how the [ __ ] did you do that door door I did not like that it wasn’t this thing I did not like that at all I don’t like creaky

Noises oh [ __ ] that scared me wow what there’s dude there’s four holes of supposed to jump down four holes all like all for me like I don’t usually that would make that that that actually might not be a bad deal but I’m back here this leads

Here wh where do I go which one should I eeny meeny miny I’m going here oh my God no [ __ ] way is that is that actually it is that the end is it just the watermelon no [ __ ] way no way is it just the watermelon no way is the watermelon how it all

Ends oh yeah there was this as well what did this even do I was afraid to get near that before and it’s like that door that door was open oh [ __ ] it did do something [ __ ] it’s night time now but the ambience is pretty cool actually and now it’s just a hole what

The [ __ ] cuz like the description of the map I’m pretty certain said warning there are jump scares in this you know like preparing you for it and then people in the comments so like is is there a jump scarel less version or is there a no jump scare version like I saw

Like two comments like that what did I get gas Lit Oh