Dino-Mobs: Minecraft Evolution

I’ve traveled backwards in time to see what the mobs were like in the prehistoric age and we’ll need to be careful not to be eaten by a dinosaur well if we’re gonna fix this black hole stabilizer i have a feeling we’re gonna need to head outside oh but this supply

Closet here yes all right let’s do this oh goodness yo this place looks ancient oh whoa i have a feeling we’re gonna be visiting this oh goodness whoa cretaceous creeper hello there strange creature hi nice horns yo you look dangerous i’ve been looking for some wild wheat to

Snack on but i’m having trouble finding some could you find me some when i eat it i get a strong explosive reaction that helps me fend off predators well first of all you’re quite verbose for being a prehistoric creeper but hey i’m happy to help you as long as you don’t

Blow up on me i just don’t want any other prehistoric mobs to get nearby hey this could be exactly yeah wild wheat alrighty how about it i know a lot of creatures back in the day were huge in prehistoric times i wonder if his belly is as well thanks so much you’re a

Lifesaver literally i kind of want you to go extinct take these triceratops porns perhaps you can find a use for them well i’m not sure how these are going to help me fix my time machine but maybe they can help us find the next prehistoric mob

Check it out we can use the horns to just burn through this entire area ah no dinos i’m going to be worried about these days and it looks like we may have another prehistoric mob on it whoa kitty cat early enderman it’s so hard to avoid eye contact with

Creatures i could very easily avert my eyes when it comes to you hey you i don’t think i’ve seen you before that’s that’s good i’m happy about that could you bring me a pumpkin helmet might help me avoid seeing eye to eye with other mobs well usually i like finding middle

Ground with people but you know i’ll do what i can okay no pumpkins in the forest i don’t see any at the top of the hill where are these pumpkins oh actually that’s a good idea we can use the triceratop horns to get a grater oh i think i see some pumpkins yeah

But we need one that has a face all right one pumpkin coming oh what is that oh my goodness that looks like a spaceship all right here let’s get this pumpkin over to this enderman and we can figure out what’s going on over there oh yeah yeah that’s a good sound to make

This is just what i was looking for i have these ender pebbles that you might like sure just don’t eat me please oh boy i don’t want to get too close ender pebbles okay maybe we can figure out how to use these with whatever this thing is

So these ancient pebbles can be used like ender pearls in some way to teleport things around maybe we can use it for the sh oh i could really do with a nice steak dinner wait this is supposed to be a chicken holy moly prehistoric stats look at those teeth oh

Hey you see that cow over there oh i think i did yeah here take this tall tail feather and bring me that cow oh boy there’s all sorts of gaps over here but wait maybe we can use these pebbles to navigate some of these gaps with the cow for now though the tall

Tail feather whoa it lets me float around and apparently i took a test and got the highest score ever and they removed herobrine to protect him from me hi betsy ah you’re gonna meet a new friend okay so why don’t we put these ender pebbles

Down and try and get betsy to land on a couple maybe if we place a few down let me see i’m gonna place down another one right here oh boy not that many all right so i placed three sets of these pebbles now all we need to do is see if

We can get the cow to walk right on top of them come on come on now yeah oh look it teleported look he’s hungry last three pebbles have been set come on down betsy you’ve got a new friend headed your way come on betsy oh look she’s

Eager to be eaten come on down betsy hey there you go you satisfied can you tell me a little bit about what i’m looking at over here perfect this is going to taste amazing you left the meat on the ground i suppose it still has a bird brain well

You’re welcome okay uh bye let’s figure out what this thing is hopefully whoever owns the ship could help me fix my time travel device something up there seems amiss let’s use our feather to get right on up oh hello there you aren’t from this time period

Yeah you don’t appear to be either oh so your time machine crashed here and now you’re stuck wow can read my mind yes indeed well i’ve been tasked with researching the mobs from this time period so maybe if you help me out i can help you get back home take this mob

Scanner and use it to get me three scans of three different creatures well i can help you with that instantly we’ve already run into three mob scanner in hand we’re gonna run it carnivorous chicken what’s that thing can i eat it no but we can get dino skins from it

Apparently hey we’ve got one for the chicken we’ve got one for the endermen now as well please don’t blow up hey all right time to deliver these over to the cow here you are now that time machine huh on behalf oh sorry on behalf of the galactic cow

Alliance i thank you for your help ah i have a spare wibbly wobby timey why me doohickey that you might be able to use your fixture time machine oh great that cow didn’t even tell me how to use this thing but something seems interesting about this little wheat hut right here oh oh

Goodness gracious velociraptor you are hideous what a unique looking creature you speak for yourself what is this one called yeah i am called lock.zip i had acquired all the knowledge that this world has to offer but you perplexed me yeah you want to talk my friend glad to

See you’ve got two arms in this world though perhaps a trade is in order bring me some shiny rocks and i’ll impart all my knowledge to you my friend sure so apparently this mob scanner can also be used to pick up nearby treasures and this seems like a perfect place to

Be looking around for some shiny rocks because there’s oars hey all over the place okay this looks like it’s just an emerald ooh that looks good hey uh uh it’s diamond hey this one looks different what do we have here hey shiner rocks and you know what else

Rocks you guys for subscribing all right prehistoric velociraptor i got your rocks ooh shiny indeed as promised here’s a tome of all the knowledge in the world wow that thing must be huge oh all the knowledge in the world can fit in my hand maybe this book can help

Us figure out how to fix our time machine i’m gonna remove the helmet here because i’m gonna need my brain to have enough room to take in all this knowledge velociraptor’s the dominant species in peak of evil yeah okay theoretically signs oh goodness what happened all this new knowledge we’re just burning through

This and my head just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger what’s gonna happen to me i’m worried it’ll get top heavy look at all this information man well i feel like there’s everything there is to read in this book and i still don’t know how to fix my time machine maybe though

This creature will be able to help us skeleton a fossilized one at that hey you bald baboon well i never you don’t happen to have a brain do you well you know it’s not the best but these days it’s pretty big i am not so fortunate as to have one i have quite

The bone to pick with brain owning beings maybe you could give me your brain you don’t seem to need it anyways um yeah well that depends on the day well i’m not gonna you know give you my brain but maybe we can keep reading this philosophy book and oh what was that huh

Extra brain all right so here’s part of my brain i guess ah i think here take these giant bones as thanks for helping me yes you think therefore you are now you are gonna be giving me those bones right yes these things are huge and i

Found out when i use the bones i actually grow in size you know my head’s a little bit uh offset still but hey kill a zombie what i wouldn’t do for a tasty singularity that sounds like it can help with my time travel device oh hey you see that volcano over there

I think there might be a singularity inside go get it for me i might just eat you instead yeah i don’t think you’re gonna be moving anywhere anytime soon so why don’t we the air is too hot here not a problem why don’t we just put on our

Triceratop horns instead and bust on through whoa this looks awesome we’re going inside the what is that the singularity oh dude yo we gotta get there as soon as possible i’m trying to get home right now big bones big jumps oh oh goodness hey hey i think because my bones are

Calcified i’m stronger from the damage yep i’ma keep using those things and it actually seems to be keeping me safe from the lava right on down let’s get our hands hopefully safely on this i am coming home baby but you know i don’t want to leave this guy hanging i

Mean i wouldn’t even realize that the singularity was there without him maybe we could just talk to him and uh see if we can share it or something i just took it right from me you monster so tasty he ate my only way home i could feel the cosmic energy coursing

Through my veins oh boy you better give me my face i have so much extra molten breath now here i’ll share what you just shared your breath with me yeah i’m gonna get home now well the singularity didn’t come back singularity didn’t come back oh my gosh

A bunch of slimes just appeared all over the place but the molten breath has no problem taking these suckers out oh my goodness well it’s fair enough they haven’t invented toothbrushes yet hey maybe the singularity came from the nether there’s a broken portal right here or maybe it came from this thing spinostrider

My spines are always getting chips and cracks ain’t in them goodness gracious whoa what do you just give me spider strider’s spine maybe you could help did you just give me your spine that’s cool so we can reinforce this by hammering it on warm metal but where am

I going to find warm metal and what is that hey it looks like something crash landed here whoa a meteor hey i know that there’s often times metal found in these puppies all right all right i get it and we can use our molten breath to start

Heating up the meteor perhaps let’s see yeah it just changed color and again oh it’s getting brighter and brighter something’s happening here dude oh here we go all right let’s use the spine hey we did it alrighty you freak i have your spine back something i never thought i’d

Say before oh he appears to be real warmed up to the idea well wow these feel so strong they should be much more sturdy now i don’t think i’ve ever said that about my spine before you hear an italic thud from far off in the v you’re right i did

Sounds like it came from this alien spaceship yeah it looks like the spaceship’s door just opened nice hey we might be able to get home after all we can just take over the ship here oh boy oh gosh hello what just happened oh he’s coming for me eat breath sucker

I had garlic for dinner hi guys well now that the crew have taken uh their lunch we can get our way through the rest of this ship oh you need to take your lunch my friend anyways we’re not gonna worry too much about it huh oh boy oh gosh

I know y’all’s hungry oh what’s this wait a second could that be black hole stabilizer we can use this doohickey to get back inside place the black hole stabilizer right in and we are online let’s go home