Dior’s epic and chaotic Minecraft adventure

The live on the live panel i’m going to be totally honest i have no idea what i’ll put it down on the description later wait what happened to your thing i i don’t know no problem but i’m back oh yeah uh you also wanted to join uh we’re inviting i’m inviting

People tomorrow right now i just want to see how it looks like yeah we don’t actually know how everything works right now like everything is very scuffed am i going the right direction uh wait i don’t know where you guys are going to yeah i am okay i’m trying to meet a performer

Right now oh [ __ ] oh you guys are in the desert right now okay i have to take a ride i’m really sorry everyone for that my bed i just saw trees break by themselves dude this is a nice area this is a nice area i think i’m in russia entering russia

This is great i’m so shitty russia like a nice little city and i don’t know actually yeah i don’t exactly know what you told me because um my stream everything just kind of died for a second i just needed to reboot everything so uh can you run the bag my memory is very

Hazy holy [ __ ] bro oh what mountain am i climbing am i in the alps no no i’m clay no no why did i have to climb the high the tallest mountain i’m climbing everest right now oh [ __ ] we [ __ ] up we’re in everest no no not everest

God damn it oh no uh yeah i my streamlabs disconnected for a bit so i didn’t i didn’t see anything for a minute dude i’m climbing hold on i’m climbing mount everest oh does it look nice oh yeah you are i’m looking oh [ __ ] oh this is going to be fun you’re not

Even fully up no i’m in the bar now yeah it’s in view wait lana can you explain how we did the world because i don’t know if it’s a modern or uh the world i actually don’t know yeah we don’t know if it’s we did we did like server file management

I’m gonna assume i’m gonna assume that they took metadata from google earth and then just put it into a plug-in and then yeah copied it i think this is a downloaded world that’s what it is yeah yeah i completely ripped this idea off of wilbur soot then we spent like three days i’ve

Reached the summit we spent three days just making chat i’ve reached the summit chat we’re at the top we [ __ ] did it hold on can i make a sign i’m gonna make a sign i’m going the wrong direction okay maybe i should not trust my chet we did it oh we did it

We did it i climbed mount everest and it was [ __ ] easy we [ __ ] did it yeah yeah we did it first day and already climbed the tallest mountain in the world or something something like that what’s next going to the bottom of the the mariana trench

Oh yeah the antarctic empire yeah no i’m i’m not doing that i’m gonna be the germanic uh actually i’m just gonna be the axis power i’m not even gonna lie i’m gonna i’m gonna rule over japan and in in it uh not not italy maybe italy i’ll

Consider italy but i’m gonna rule over japan and germany later but first i’m going to japan it’s gonna be it’s gonna be like my offshore account it’s gonna be exactly like that hey i don’t actually know how i’m gonna move the map i just realized once i get off to the edge

What am i gonna do then do i just do i just change the resolution of the the web the web thing uh oh that’s a problem holy [ __ ] i’m running out of soup too why did i choose this route i don’t know why i didn’t think about that chad i [ __ ] up

I’m gonna run out of food before i even cross the alps or this isn’t even the alps i completely forgot about what what the what this [ __ ] mountain range was called there’s a flower a lone flower we oh wait oh it has a friend okay that’s that’s nice i wish i could be

Like those flowers man they have friends i’ve got no one i mean i’ve got lion he’s like 20 blocks away but that’s that’s nothing i have no friends thank you ashrae thank you [ __ ] uh how how much more hold on i’m gonna change the resolution of this thing uh uh uh

Ah there we go there we go and let me just nope that’s on it wait i’ll figure it out oh no no oh i think it’s all right yes here we go um hold up why is that enough uh good question also the the the map is a little broken there’s a

Little bit of black there you know he’s he’s not good enough because um he’s not good enough because i’m uh um i i actually don’t know uh yeah i think we’re going to add you tomorrow tomorrow we’ll add everyone right now this is basically a test no you’re good you’re good

Wasn’t isn’t this like my second v2 or stream well like technically second because like i [ __ ] up both so there’s technically four but i’m pretty sure this is my second also i’m tired of seeing these goddamn mountains i’m gonna be honest i don’t want to see him anymore

I just want to see grass i mean i see it like every once in a while but that’s not that’s not real grass yeah so the reason why we’re not having everyone everyone like the reason why thrones is probably not here and um you know why you’re not here and a

Couple other people that we’re supposed to add we’re gonna add them tomorrow because i’m pretty sure what we’re doing is just a test run essentially uh because this is very scuffed i had to set this all up uh myself and you know i’m not the smartest lad

So i i’m i’m like you know i’m i’m like half i’m halfway there and and on top of that i had to watch like i had to tell cool gt what to do he straight he shared a screen and and then he and then i i had to tell him like okay go

Into this folder put this here okay when you’re done with that you’re gonna want to open this file and then you’re gonna want to go to line 16 and then you’re going to change this to that so yeah holy [ __ ] this this like valley is very pretty actually i’m not gonna

Lie i don’t know what country oh wait this is china this is china right yeah this is china wait no actually it might be ton uh yeah i did i did see it i i didn’t respond yet though because i didn’t know what to say and plus we were like right

About to start everyone was like okay let’s let’s start we’re gonna start now uh i’m gonna start streaming it’s like oh [ __ ] uh okay and the start was super scuffed as well like half of us were just dying and then the other half just wasn’t there so this is like

The shittiest [ __ ] this is the shittiest first stream i’ve ever had i’m gonna i’m gonna have fun trying to make highlights out of this where is flying oh he’s like right behind me [ __ ] i’m supposed to be like a speedrunner remember that one time when i got like

An actually decent [ __ ] time on a minecraft like random seed speedrun it’s like right oh mushroom yeah so uh the main thing i like i’m i’m pretty confident in my ability and uh everything else but that’s not the economy i don’t know how that works

I would be honest like i i tried because uh one of us uh someone i’m not gonna say who but uh someone found like a random ass economy plug-in because the one maybe installed before uh didn’t like was not compatible um mostly because we didn’t have another plug-in that

Uh that like base okay nerd [ __ ] if you don’t like nerd [ __ ] then just [ __ ] like plug your ears and like but like uh [ __ ] so okay we uh there’s there’s this um there’s this plugin that allows every other like every plug-in that you install to contact each other but the same

Api or language basically so um you know uh we didn’t have that so the [ __ ] the economy and the plugin that we installed to run with county which is the factions plugin that we have uh weren’t able to actually communicate with each other so it was it was really difficult to do

Anything um so we uh installed another one that one of us found and um it like it doesn’t work it it like it doesn’t oh okay i i mean no it works but like we don’t know how it works at first it didn’t it actually didn’t work at first it didn’t work so

We’re like oh okay that’s [ __ ] so it was like okay well we we need them to contact each other with the same api because like all he needs is an a is an economy plug-in it doesn’t like need to work in a specific way or nothing so

I figured that oh it was just uh it was the api um not being able to contact each other so yeah uh we have to install another plugin that allows the [ __ ] uh each plugin to contact you here basically i’m sorry nerd [ __ ] it’s just it’s it’s really annoying

Because i was sitting there for [ __ ] hours trying to figure out how to get this [ __ ] to work and i finally get it to work and now we just can’t find a tutorial they had to um to learn how to [ __ ] set it up so honestly i think i think one of uh

Whoever installed the economy plug-in newsflash whoever [ __ ] did that you know who you are i know who you are uh you probably screwed us so that’s the entire reason why we’re doing just basically a test run stream and this is gonna this is gonna run exactly like the other smp earth server

It’s just not gonna work in the first couple of days yeah oh my [ __ ] god oh no slowness really of all [ __ ] of all of all potions you could have thrown at me with slowness god damn yeah uh lion’s not really following me but he’s headed to korea uh while i’m

Headed to japan while everyone else is pretty much headed to europe in that general area i’m i’m headed to the [ __ ] stupidest japan super days asia nobody likes asia i’m kidding i i don’t know why i made that statement i love asia well i i’m not gonna lie

Uh i made i made dinner tonight right i made i made some udon uh and if you don’t know what that is i i hardly know myself either i don’t know how to explain it like it’s really hard to explain it’s it’s like thick noodles uh with

I don’t know just search it up man i’m not the smartest but i mean i know how to cook it i it was the first time i’ve ever had it or like i’ve ever cooked it or like anything like it oh dude dude f man dude f i almost got karma

Holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] i’m not doing that again oh my god dude that’s unfortunate oh my god can i pick up the bowl geez oh my god i hear a zombie yeah um i hate you see like i’m really good at it but it’s not something that i would want to continue on

As i cover your plan because like i get really bored with it like i i mean i guess i could do it but i feel like i’d want to do something i wouldn’t want to do i mean like i’m not obviously i’m not going to do like youtube or anything because i doubt

Like one that’s just not dependable youtube or just entertainment in general just isn’t it like very dependable do you get the occasional like like like sometimes you’re a one-way wonder you know whether it’s in music or like video making or just anything in the entertainment industry like

In general i mean most of the time you’re one hit wonder or sometimes you’re just like a you’re um oh my god you last like a year uh everyone likes you for like about a year and then your your popularity just dies out what

The f oh i thought i thought he had like full leather armor first like i just [ __ ] terrified i was about to go ballistic oh my god there’s so many mods now now that everyone died and all the mobs despawned off of them like oh like they they’re all spawning

On me now what the hell is that okay the one problem the one problem with the servers like how many mobs spawn oh my god holy [ __ ] i can’t i can’t but yeah like i was saying like i mean i may understand computers like decently to a point where i could

Probably have like a decent dependable career but i don’t think i would want to do that because like i don’t know i just get really bored with it but yeah i mean all power to you if you want to do that that’s kind of dope i could never but like what the

Entertainment industry like i really wanted to do music for like the longest time i was like dude i i really want to become like an artist because like i have a lot of [ __ ] to get off of like uh off my chest and like i feel like

That’d be a good outlet for me to uh to do that and also just to like give people a word of advice and i don’t know i just always wanted to like offer that for people like i wanted to offer like just a good spot to like

You know like like um i know i you probably don’t like understand uh like rap music at all but like the song artist juice world if you know i mean if anyone else uh knows him you’d know exactly what i’m talking about but like he he’s like he’s like the prime example

Oh my god he’s like the prime example of that like he he wanted like at first he started as an outlet uh for himself and then it became like an outlet for his listeners like his music and i i thought that was just really inspiring like inspirational

I i was like yeah i totally want to do that i want to because like there’s so many things that like i just i want to say and that i can’t say to anyone uh because i just don’t have the strength to do that but i feel like

If i’m pretending to say it to no one or if i’m pretending to say it to everyone well or no if i’m pretending to say it to no one just saying it just to say it but i’m actually like saying it in like um but if i’m like saying in uh like to

Actually to like millions of people well theoretically millions of people are just you know something like that that’d be amazing yeah well everyone’s dying this shit’s mad scary i’m not gonna lie where even am i hold on i’m somewhere in china i’ve made it to the motherland

Gg dude he’s the only one that’s made it to this place wait did corey t died no oh i dropped my stew but yeah uh oh you have to brush your teeth oh all right i wasn’t really saying much just saying like i don’t know just just letting my feelings out on

On everything about like what i want my career path to be i don’t know like i mean as of late um holy [ __ ] everyone is dying mostly lying yes he has to go far well i mean i have to go to the farthest distance but he

Has to go the second farthest distance i feel bad for him i feel really bad for him i’m not gonna lie i feel really bad room holy [ __ ] he honestly i don’t even think he should just be like like walking the distance like i am i think he should just honestly like

Gather supplies should we should we hop back into into the vc what is he talking about i’m so confused i’m not even gonna i also don’t know why in everyone’s name you see like the g and then the world default i don’t know like what plug-in like again i’m i’m like really i’m

Really [ __ ] with this like because like i i knew i had a list of plugins that we needed uh because i i did a little research on like what plugins we needed to install and then i i just told kw okay install these i sent him the link uh and then

Uh what tell him to use both yeah that’d probably be smart if he should probably go through the arabic sea um go that way oh cause that was he could have uh avoid hell of mobs oh my god there’s so many mobs like oh it’s day i mean today we’ve already climbed

The highest mountain we’ve called we’ve climbed the top and we’re almost dude how i’m going north no i just realized i’m going north oh [ __ ] this is east that’s south are you serious why didn’t anyone tell me no oh man how is he still getting shot by a skeleton it’s gay

I feel so bad for everyone who hasn’t made it to their place yet mostly i mean that’s just mostly pixel in line oh by the way uh so we kind of the other one who’s new or just doesn’t uh or who isn’t in our group

Uh we changed our names a lot in the coming years so if i ever say pixel i mean silty you know the guy with the fnaf skin uh and uh kiratomi cup uh is is lion or raccoon he got this basically the reason why his name is akira tommy cub

Uh is well because he he got his account hijacked he got his account hijacked yeah i was i was just like rambling on about [ __ ] and i just wasn’t paying attention at all to to where i was going i was just going oh well at least we’ll get some of the

Map in russia the lid i think this is actually no this is mongolia i’m in mongolia right now but this looks like this this looks like a normal minecraft world terrain kind of except for the river oh in that random patch of gravel i don’t know i do the world the world

Generation for the server is so insane whoever made this i i don’t know who made this but whoever did like mega props seriously like big props to whoever made it oh darko forest i don’t know what i need dark oak wood yeah i can always come back up here i

Just need to get there wait why are there no passive mobs i haven’t seen a single oh did i [ __ ] up did i [ __ ] up i have a hell of mushrooms though that’s the only good thing about what’s going on can you join pc uh we’re in a private

One right now that we use for organizing things no dude i [ __ ] up i [ __ ] up why is the chat so far behind i just actually i just realized the chat is so far behind oh my god i’m so sorry you want well i mean i

The question is are you coming to the japanese empire with me that’s the real question we could join forces together we can we can become the axis power yeah uh i changed my name like every month you know that i i need to no i need

I really need to change my name off of dior like seriously just like chad give me give me a suggestion someone please for the love of god give me give me name suggestions because i i i don’t wanna like i don’t want people to see oh dior that’s copyright infringement isn’t he

Talking about the big name brand that’s the luxury brand you’d like to hmm i’ll have to consider that but that oh my god no i made some maneuvers holy [ __ ] i tried i tried to punch it but then i realized that grass was there was like

Where am i now hold on i gotta i gotta move the map again that’s the only inefficient thing about this map uh can i wait can i like move it myself no i can’t there we go there we go there we go yeah yeah that’s a little too big but you get it

Yeah all right well um yeah uh so like a lot of my name’s like uh because i like really weird [ __ ] sometimes so it’s only hard for me to come up with a name but i’m also just not that very like i’m really not that creative i get all

So it’s really but yeah i mean i guess like that’s how you would come up with names or like usernames like that like you know just combining [ __ ] you like but yeah shut up it’s a good name and it’s like it’s like fairly original like not original original but

It’s like original to appointments like yeah you know because i mean obviously like it’s not like you’re creating a new [ __ ] entity out of thin air but like you don’t know what i’m saying i hope that doesn’t sound insulting that is that i i didn’t mean that in an insulting way

Bro i swear this map looks so [ __ ] cool also why is the chat box like buggy oh holy [ __ ] i’m popular i’m popular i’m dude i’m so popular i’ve got some i got so many fans alright that’s good that’s going in the highlights for sure you know maybe we should i don’t know

What island this is but i’m gonna stand here for a little bit i’m gonna let’s check up on everyone hey guys i just entertained my chat by myself for 20 minutes how’s it going how’s everyone hey i made it to sweden i made it to stockholm

I don’t know why no mobs or my night why no uh like animals and yes animals oh hold on hey chad okay she gave us oh wait he got cows what i got a cow too early oh no okay so they do spawn just like really low rates

Yeah that’s so dumb that’s so [ __ ] up i mean i just realized all my territory half of it is mountainous oh gosh that’s gonna be a problem oh no see this is why i need finland um wait llama yeah oh i don’t think i don’t think finland

Looks like he would in good life no it started raining as soon as i made it to japan boys we did it we did it yeah dude i saw you died like 20 pounds i felt so bad i’m not even gonna lie oh please i don’t want to come all the

Way over here i finally did it dude dubs trying to i’m trying to get mushrooms because that’s what killed me last time is because i didn’t have enough i i didn’t have enough cause wait where do you uh find they’re probably just not shouting

Where do you find a ui again you what do you mean like the ui i have no idea what you’re talking about yeah well it’s smaller right oh smaller um i think it’s in video settings yeah i’m in video gui scale no hell yeah it is up to three

Three is a good i’m not sure what happens like a decent size there we go that looks different but all right yeah because yours was like way too big it looked like the [ __ ] mobile version okay so i don’t know what to build out yeah i don’t know

What am i i’d say focus on getting like oh gosh also is is anyone else’s toys decaying yeah some of them well oh chuckles conquered ireland yeah and i’m conquering spain spain spain you’re on the wrong side wait who’s in america there’s mountain feed not fiji that there’s mount fuji fuji hey

No no uh i’ll probably be some sort of custom name i’ll probably name it the axis power okay oh i mean what i’m gonna i’m gonna i’m gonna conquer japan in probably germany and then you said finland for some reason maybe that’s just not right what’s wrong with it what’s wrong with it

What finland do at least i’m not calling you something else okay i got my boats here geographically stockholm oh wait were you talking about how i said mount fiji instead of mount fuji shut up i was thinking i’m just thinking of the [ __ ] island i’m sorry

Where are you i’m gonna look at some scandinavian builds designs wait what’s that island across oh that’s an island that is an island dude this map is so freaking cool yeah i like it okay so i count i’m gonna count norway is so mountainous oh my god raining a lot of chuckle

God [ __ ] damn it yeah okay well we’re in what would be tokyo so this is tokyo i’m in tokyo guys i made it uh i guess i can start doing [ __ ] i really wish i had sheep god [ __ ] damn it i really wish i had which is on the other side of europe

Oh no i i i was thinking of other countries to conquer in my in the back of my mind i was like i need to always saying that like i like to multitask god damn it i like the multi-task so i clearly you know my dumbass little small [ __ ] dude Nice oh wait there’s dark oak trees here i am not gonna die i am not gonna die oh no i’m gonna die no why are there so many mobs it’s daytime god it’s not daytime retreat retreat no no no they’re coming no they’re gonna attack clearly they don’t want me here they’re gonna

Attack i’m getting the impression that they don’t want me here are you sure i need a dig like straight down or something uh i’m gonna be honest yet i don’t know why there were no animals here also this mountain looks very cool but that’s besides the point okay chad i

Need i need i need ideas i need ideas what do i do i don’t i don’t know where i am now but i’m circling japan i’m somewhere i’m on the other side of the side of the i i think i would be no wait no osaka is somewhere more south

Yeah well um there are volcanoes uh i another we decided to keep the nether in i i asked uh i asked everyone like collectively who i knew was going to be or or at least was helping with the development of the server um in one way or another even though

You know not to to my own horn but it was mostly me so anyways uh i you know like i um how do i put this uh i completely forgot what i was gonna say oh yeah so i asked everyone should we keep the nether and the end

And there uh they were like i mean what do you mean i was like because it doesn’t make sense because this is earth but uh they said not just keep it and so i was like oh okay but yeah i tried to completely rip off wilbur’s soot

So i’m not even i’m not even ashamed of that i totally did that i i woke up one day and i saw in my in my youtube feed when i the the minute i woke up i saw in my feed hold on my [ __ ] uh hold on give me a second

Oh no oh no oh no okay uh so i i woke up one day and i saw in my in my uh my youtube recommendations um a video on this in p earth so i was like hmm so yeah i i i totally ripped it off

Um and i’m not gonna think welbeck for the idea at all i mean yeah but like we’ve been to the moon humans have been to the moon but has a human stepped foot in hell i mean we don’t know that for sure we don’t know

Yeah yeah he’s a he’s a chill guy i i don’t like i don’t watch him because there’s a lot of like i don’t watch him watch him i i don’t like i occasionally i i’ll put on a video or whatever but like you see there’s a lot of girls on my

School who fan who just fanboy will or fangirl welder and it’s kind of weird so like yeah i i don’t you know i don’t i’m not a fan how did i get that well it’s what now uh okay you know what chad i have an idea i’m gonna start mining yeah i’m gonna

Start mining that’s a great idea i actually have no idea how anything works by the way why why is there so much dirt i’m gonna mine straight [ __ ] down actually wait hold on i have an idea chat i’m gonna search up where or where are mines located in japan uh probably honestly okay

All right so other deposits were in this place i don’t i’m not gonna butcher the name um where exactly is this oh it’s on the tip oh it’s on the tip of the other island god okay yeah my bad sometimes the chat’s a little slow youtube’s not the greatest but it’s it’s

It’ll be better no dude no japan is worth i’m telling you i’m telling you i’m literally going to be the super power of the world i’m [ __ ] yelling watch me watch me dude even when you join if you don’t i’ll alive okay you know what between me and you in front of everyone

Who’s watching the stream as well uh join me and we will literally rule the world i’m telling you i mean it’s in the rules we specifically made it clear that no ruling over the world but it’s my server i can do what i like it’s my it’s my server i can do

What i want to do so yeah i’m gonna do it uh i think it’s hold up i can’t remember what the island’s called because i’m not like a fanatic of japan and like search up [ __ ] everything there is to know about japan so that’s that island that that place

We’re gonna go there and we’re gonna mine because that’s where that’s where all the mines are located in japan no literally well i mean yeah but it’s basically mine the way the way we run it the way we run this [ __ ] i mean to be fair i did i did install well kind

Of installed all the plugins not really but you get the idea it’s okinawa yes oh [ __ ] no hiroshima is part of the main island and it’s more it’s like almost directly known to this point i’m pretty sure probably no actually no it’s not directly north of this point it’s like in

Uh east northeast but like yeah all right so i’m gonna make a ladder right there eventually and then i’m gonna have like a little hub right here you know you know the vibes can it stop raining god i feel like i’m in a [ __ ] mental assignment asylum sometimes i’m not very good at

English actually sometimes there’s a lie but that’s fine island name is wait no really oh wait never mind i’m sleeping yeah you’re close enough it’s that’s that’s fine we all make mistakes especially me whoa i did not expect that damn okay that’s really good i should probably claim this hold on

I’ve come completely forgot how to claim [ __ ] give me a second oh my god i have a lot of dms jesus christ ah thunder oh wait i just saw your dm master i’m sorry uh okay wait give me a second i need to figure out what the [ __ ] am i doing

Oh that’s right it’s in the [ __ ] server jesus okay uh such tea new okay we’re gonna do that but we’re gonna do that in tokyo in a little bit because obviously no one’s gonna come within like a 10 foot [ __ ] 10 mile radius of this place in like at

Least 20 years holy [ __ ] that was a lot of thunder oh my god i just realized that this is probably not going to be the most viewable stream for you guys oh wait actually you can view it kind of fine yeah i noticed that two after i did it

Is there actually not green it’s like a blue i should probably do like uh like oh wait no it has to be good damn yeah i noticed that as well i mean asher okay shut the [ __ ] up it’s a reflection it’s it’s not it’s it’s not clipping no it’s just overflow whoa

Okay that’s stupid wait what why am i at oh i’m up y8 oh [ __ ] it’s my eyes are are not a green screen it’s a reflection it’s a reflection of my screen dummy i don’t know how you notice that i’m gonna be honest i have no idea how you

Notice that that’s kind of [ __ ] weird i i saw that like the minute i i finally finalized finalize the [ __ ] green screen uh no it is shut the [ __ ] up it is it is a green oh no no no it’s not that no it’s not a green

No uh it’s it’s a reflection i’m not talking about this oh my god the thunder holy [ __ ] oh my god jesus christ i’m scared i need to take my anxiety meds now uh can you mine that i i actually don’t know if i’m pretty sure you can right you can

You can mine lapis at the yeah you can i knew it i knew that Mine is getting close guys your tummy cup is finally getting close he’s gonna be in the neighboring countries south korea i mean that’s not like neighboring neighboring but it’s like oh [ __ ] it’s close enough i just realized i really don’t have that much wood so that’s kind of unfortunate shut the [ __ ] up

God i didn’t mean to put that much cobble in there jesus yeah y11 definitely does not apply on earth i mean i found an emerald like mining six blocks so anything’s [ __ ] possible i still i don’t know how you noticed i i’m kind of mad i’m kind of salty about

That i’m not gonna lie okay oh my god oh my god dude that’s honduras sorry i can’t take it dude i can’t i’m sorry it’s too loud for me like i i have my i have my uh [ __ ] i i have my uh my game volume like really high but in

Streamlabs uh which is what i’m using to record this i uh i have the volume set like halfway so it’s not as nowhere near as loud for you guys or as it is for me so i i literally can’t take it like i feel like i’m getting [ __ ]

Talked over by like everyone that’s why i’m literally definitely [ __ ] in the vc right now i’m just entertaining you guys i’m you know what i just realized entertaining people about mining is the hardest [ __ ] thing possible because you have to like pull [ __ ] out of your house like you’re a [ __ ] clown

Because bro like i i i’ve worked so hard i literally stayed up like six hours of making this avatar right six hours making this right and and it it’s green it’s not even green it’s turquoise my eyes are literally turquoise like search up a picture of zero two

From [ __ ] um from uh darling in the fox that’s that’s literally my avatar that is literally my avatar wait it’s like a male version basically but like drip and like i i you know i oh now you can see uh i i like i have made the ice turquoise

Just like her just like her eyes and and it’s [ __ ] it’s green screen it’s turquoise do i need to open my eyes huh like very clearly like hmm no i don’t i don’t have to do that but for whatever reason i hear a [ __ ] zombie no way that just happened

I’m gonna keep going this way holy [ __ ] i thought there was like a cave or something i was like oh a cave let’s go i’m near a cave and i i i oh my god that scared me i’m not a [ __ ] i swear what would you do okay i can i not find

Iron like is that just not a resource guys tell me how much iron or how common iron is japan in japan i mean obviously that’s not gonna apply for minecraft but it’s it’s a bit okay come on someone tell me someone tell me uh how much iron is exported from japan

Or actually how much iron is mined oh i don’t know if i want to do that but that means something’s up there i’m gonna someone someone tell me someone tell me how much iron is in japan well i mean actually that depends on the time like when when it was being

I don’t even know why i try i don’t even know what to try i could do it myself but see i’m trying to i’m trying to entertain the stream on mining i i don’t know how i’m supposed to entertain people while mining do i gotta like

I gotta like uh oh wait lion’s almost in korea now no what if i made a tunnel nah nah i won’t do that i won’t i won’t do that too my good pal my body one direction i’m running and i’m running south of the island so i’m not underwater now

I just realized soon enough i’m actually gonna hit the water which is not good oh my god dude i’m yeah i i knew it was a volcanic island but it doesn’t actually have a volcano on it so suck my ass dude actually is not fuji

Uh volcano i don’t think it is right no it’s not probably more hot minerals oh you’re right you’re right because i complete all right maybe japan was a bad idea maybe but uh i’m still i’m still i’m still staying true i’m still staying true i’m i i

Dude i i’m staying true to the fact that i will become the world superpower by literally owning japan god damn it oh my god there’s no [ __ ] way chad what do i do what do i [ __ ] do there’s two and there’s a zombie and there’s a bed that means nothing but

There’s a bat oh uh okay here’s my plan i’m gonna make another crafting table and not go that way i’m gonna make a sword though i’m gonna make a sword and this is unfortunately gonna be my last set of pickaxes maybe i shouldn’t use both of my

My sticks or oh my god we’re not talking about that more thunder are you serious jesus christ jesus christ moses moses or not moses what’s that what’s that one guy the thunder guy oh yeah no zeus strike me down but but you’re forgetting but you’re forgetting that it’s oh oh

I was just about to say that’s a bad idea but then you mentioned or oh [ __ ] now i have to kill this [ __ ] that did nothing because mob griefing is off you dumb ass i don’t know why i’m calling you a dumbass because you didn’t know that

But still you made me take two hearts of damage two whole hearts of damage oh there’s a hole here oh god damn it it’s wadded actually i’m gonna keep that there just in case you never know when the next time you’re gonna need water is okay

So you know there’s not a whole lot of resources on land right it’s not a whole lot of resources so that’s why i’m mining i wouldn’t strike the mining my bit rate is going to be [ __ ] horrible but that’s fine that’s okay i am sorry i’m sorry

I’m very sorry shut the [ __ ] up zeus chill there’s so much thunder how loud is it for you guys oh my god it’s almost as loud as me really it’s as loud as me [ __ ] no no the audio mixer it’s just as loud as me hold on jesus christ no we’re turning

This down actually oh wait i can just turn the weather [ __ ] down cool uh remember when i said i don’t care you don’t you’re actually you don’t know that china’s better you don’t know that you don’t know china is better give me like ever like text evidence that china is actually

Like emphatically better i that is not the correct word it’s better give me proof give me like a wikipedia article or something some [ __ ] honestly whoever says wikipedia is not a reputable source can uh can go cry in the corner it’s it’s reputable enough so that’s exactly why i’m telling you to

Give me your vote oh no you know what this means john right chad you know what this means right oh no i don’t think you know what this means water ocean i think this i think this means ocean but i don’t know maybe it’s just a patch of dirt

Actually no it’s it now i think about it it’s definitely oh wait no it’s not therefore oh my god how much more mining do i have to do just to find three iron ah you’re completely all right about the [ __ ] mineral thing but no i will not stand for that i’m just

Unlucky you know what yeah it’s not it’s not that there’s just no iron no i’m just unlucky i’m not lucky i’m an unlucky guy that’s what’s up you don’t you don’t know [ __ ] you don’t know [ __ ] you know [ __ ] about oars and volcanic islands you know nothing about that

Absolutely nothing you’re literally in the ocean on the map yeah i know i know i’m in the ocean shut i know i know i’m in the ocean that doesn’t mean anything that doesn’t mean i’m not what does that mean huh what does that mean yeah yeah i said it you know nothing

Tell me everything you know then oh oh you know about you know about volcanic islands and minerals and how they correlate uh tell me everything you know i’m being held at gunpoint here look at i can’t do that that is against youtube tos so i’m not gonna say that

I’m not gonna say or actually i’m not gonna show that i’m just gonna i was gonna pull up a see look at this look at this yeah what about it what about investor what does that do with volcanic islands actually i don’t even remember that i’m gonna be entirely honest i

Literally don’t remember that also i’m not bad you need to cave sound cave sound we’ve done it i that actually means [ __ ] all but we’ve done it i’m gonna pretend like i need something because i’m [ __ ] hopeless hopeless that’s what i mean also please just give me iron i’m tired of seeing

This goddamn redstone also that block just replaced itself god damn it bro ryan is damn near in korea he’s in china right now you know what let’s pop in let’s pop in and see what’s what’s going on hey guys how’s it going hey i haven’t found any minerals me either

I found a lot of lapis and redstone and i found like one emerald okay so there are yes there are wars over here telling me he knows everything about volcanic islands and not having minerals shut the [ __ ] up you know nothing no [ __ ] all there’s hella wars here

I hear like a light there’s a cave nearby oh that one yeah i was the only one to find a light yeah i kind of ran the economy in that world yeah that’s right i did do that there’s a cave here there has to be a cave here

Unfortunately there’s not there is a cave and there’s so many mobs no no no no no no no no there there no no wait what are you guys naming your countries uh i don’t know imperialistic japan or some [ __ ] oh what did i name nordic kingdom of beverly

Yeah that’s what i named it wait what what’s the background how did the entire world like a nuclear explosion and everything just nightmare bunnies dude i’m gonna make a [ __ ] highlights of this stream and it’s gonna be horrible yeah i’m gonna look back in the year for not be like

No it’s it’s it’s not gonna be that it’s not gonna be that type of horrible it’s gonna be horrible to the point where like there’s no content i’m literally i’m making a strip mine in in the place where all the mines are in japan i’ve done that

Right and it’s gone me [ __ ] nowhere i have 12 stacks of cobble chuckles left right yeah yeah you guys are in asia yes we are yeah i say times are tough no oh wait i could have made sticks you know i have actually good reasoning why i need to expand my empire

My land because half of it is mountainous terrain well i have a good reason to expand my territory you know uh i i want to dominate the world hey i want to i know it’s against the rules and stupid-ass rules whatever i don’t care i have clients to expand into finland

Look what no way wait that’s how you died oh my god dude that’s not an l moment that’s an f netherlands is right there i want to call a nice netherlands i have no idea why our names have g world default i don’t even know what that means well

If you can change it i want to change it to something funny yeah no if i could change that that’d be great i don’t know i wish i could change it like japan said this or something like that or like you know yeah no we can do that we can

We can do that i just don’t know how i don’t know what plugin does that i am going to assume it’s iced tea tastes good right now okay so i’m waiting till daytime so i can grab my food sources uh my food source currently is soup has been rotted flesh and i planted

Wheat on the ocean like a while should i risk it guys just go straight into the cave my [ __ ] is so good right now my bitrate is the greatest currently hello mobs no guild claimed land name i don’t think so actually i’m not i’m pretty sure it’s

I nerd [ __ ] be be i’ll be alerted there’s my [ __ ] um i’m pretty sure this is the essentials x plugin which is basically just a admin plugin and maybe that was a bad idea you know as the name suggests essentials so i’m going to assume it’s not because there’s no other

Like there’s i don’t know but this those that wasn’t always there because we installed essentials first then we went in and checked it and i don’t think that’s ours you could be right it’s probably the economy one actually wait creepers don’t blow oh they’re bob grieving’s off uh mod caving’s off but i

Can turn it on actually i don’t want to ruin the landscape i don’t either but we should probably do it okay my bitrate is a little bit better guys they still hurt me though i’m trying to go to this cave that i was talking about but there’s like a two zombies three

Skeletons five spiders oh it’s a cave sound by the way i was not paying attention what you said at all there’s coal but there’s a creeper Oh you’re completely right so i can see you gold i wasn’t that far away yes i need a bow and arrow we found goals okay goodbye chad yeah because there’s no resources on the land on above land in japan that is all ice and snow yeah i don’t think there’s a single tree

There but you can try yeah there’s a few i mean he could plant his own trees there actually he couldn’t live actually i was planning on colonizing literally in korea get to korea he got there and then died but let’s go lion we should go there i’ll thrones here too yeah kind of

Actually i don’t know actually are you still there What i’ve never is that i don’t throw the throne could spawn at the normal spawn because i guess the server is working fine wait tell them to not cheat and use anything yeah no cheating no cheating cheating is bad i we have an auntie we have an anti

Uh hack client installed so no cheating so we’ll know yes no please okay yeah sure you can join on one condition that you agree to be my slave oh my god i’m kidding is japan very small for you i want to be a speaker no japan’s a decent size actually uh

I just hate that there’s a line going through scotland oh my god what the [ __ ] just happened actually i don’t need this No i planted wheat well i haven’t i’ve been living in a cave right now i will accept for tomorrow i mean wait just just today right yeah okay i’ll send you the [ __ ] ip holy [ __ ] what the [ __ ] hold on we should also get to the point where we

Have people living in our countries yeah hayden you want to be my prime minister maybe we should do a thing where like one viewer is allowed to hey then you want to be the president of my country i’m so [ __ ] stupid i don’t have a pickaxe i just blocked it off

With cobble dude i have sticks get out of the way i’m so sorry that was so vile that was so violent i’m so sorry oh wait you know what she wanted iq yes yes oh i got a bow come come here okay come here there’s so many dude there’s so many oh

My god i’m gonna die this is it this is the end chad to the end this is the end for me they’re fighting that’s good for me that’s good news yeah i mean i don’t know the cape sounds just plain oh let’s [ __ ] go dude

Can you guys remind me to some of the discords i kind of had to fit earlier than left which this uh the server for the smp oh and uh your server really and god now rgt server let me refresh this let’s go dude chat has been reset

Yeah wait i’m gonna i’ll invite throne i’ll invite from the server Go what’s over here oh my god i should probably make a shield with that one iron shouldn’t i i must find it if any of my real-life friends want to be part of my parliament why is the wheat growing so slowly why is there no iron in japan oh god there’s none

Give it a chance finland should be on the other side yeah i should probably see what friendliness doing well anyways how’s everyone how’s everyone doing so far how’s everyone’s uh [ __ ] i’m doing just great man i am having no i’m starving whatsoever i am being successful on my journey

I pressed the wrong key obviously there were uh there are volcanoes in japan in real life but this isn’t real life cares about that maybe i should head back because like i’m running out of wood i have none i have none no wood no iron

Maybe i should just make a big hole yeah i’ll make a big hole oh and then i’ll bomb japan no not japan no no no no not japan i’ll bomb south korea i should not be maybe i shouldn’t say that because that sounds like an actual threat

And i don’t i won’t bomb south korea because i i think that’s my ally i don’t even know i don’t even know for allies i could use that i can also mine this with my [ __ ] fist oh wait this is probably ocean no it’s not

Ah flint i can make a flint and skill now so i can cook animals alive that’s a good idea i’m i really sound like a serial killer sometimes i swear but i promise i’m not there is a flint there and yeah that’s that’s why i said that uh

He’s my highlight so i probably shouldn’t so like oh my god there’s just no iron i’m just an honest man doing an honest day’s work trying to find me some good old iron dude this is so this is so like no normally by the amount of

[ __ ] i’ve mined i would have 12 stacks of iron and a full set of nether right armor because i’m just that good at the game i’m just i’m that i’m just so good at the game to the point where i would just have infinite resources but see this world’s

Dumb and i’m not about there’s a [ __ ] witch there’s a witch chat there’s a witch in a creeper and okay please stop oh my god oh what’s up uh i guess i don’t need a stack of cobble that’s fine oh oh well i don’t have gold well i mean i

Know where gold is but that doesn’t mean i have it there’s some lobs i can’t i just can’t catch a break there’s so many maybe i should place torches that’s probably oh that’s a skeleton wait music disc no skeleton how are you so bad please please

No wait was that half a heart are you serious oh my god i can’t do that i can’t hold on i i need a moment i need a moment man in a moment just calm down i can’t i can’t take that fight don’t tell me that’s another zombie in front

Of me god damn it it’s another creeper i think i don’t know yeah oh my god there’s two [ __ ] that nah [ __ ] that nah no no no not not yet not yet i’m gonna i’m gonna make still until i can oh i thought i thought i had an iron sword soup

Oh no please somebody yes it missed it’s there’s another there’s another blow holy [ __ ] eat eat eat no eat another blow eat another bro i’m dumb stop [ __ ] oh wait i’m full that didn’t happen no i’m not oh my god absorption please please oh my god i don’t like this there’s one

Emerald here and that’s the only good resource i have just a little bit of everything else maybe i shouldn’t fill her up with that where would that come from okay we need trees we need lots of them you mind this one this whole tree yep i’m gonna keep most of the trees here

Because they’re naturally generated they’re really cool why do people keep leaving oh my god okay chat um okay i think that’s enough wood for now i’m just gonna mine that like a lower axis because i found like an emerald right like right here i’m just gonna mine in the

Same general area let’s go oh there’s two three three there’s three let’s go korea’s northwest of me yes huh uh huh yes sir okay so there’s water let’s go dude yep all in a day’s work please tell me yes there’s water up there but that’s fine

No we went up i must go after it whoa oh okay dude dubs we got the iron we got the iron we can cook it now maybe i should have made a chest or something uh oh wait i didn’t pick it up did i where is it what

Wait where’d it go i drop it what wait what the [ __ ] is it not huh huh what wait wait what did it fall down here maybe what what where’d it go chad where’d it go tell me did you see it where’d it go i’m really confused i got scammed dude

Oh it’s right there okay we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re fine everything’s fine that didn’t happen for fine more iron i need it got it back though it’s okay we can get those emeralds and then uh i guess we can get that gold i completely forgot what i needed it for

But i did need it i also realized maybe i shouldn’t patch up that lava because oh my god dude the volcanoes are gonna be so good i’m gonna invade iceland at one point one point in time i’m gonna invade iceland county chat okay thank you done coming in clutch uh hold on [ __ ]

Oh okay that’s channel [ __ ] i don’t really know how to do that does it like type a witch what the [ __ ] just came down this kids this cave sounds are [ __ ] scary i’m so i’m so tired of mining man there’s so many emeralds though i just want like diamonds if i can find

Emeralds at this wait am i in an extreme hills no i’m in a beach if i can if i can find numbers at this y i’m sure they can i can find diamonds at this wipe too right maybe i should go back for that oh it’s

My pickaxe is going to break like i guess it was like yeah called it dude i [ __ ] called it did i knew my pickaxe was gonna break as soon as i got there [ __ ] man that’s painful i didn’t mean to do that that is so painful

I already got a nine pick man i’m so far ahead of these losers okay well you got that iron waiting for us right here i don’t know why i did that i knew okay we got this iron [ __ ] finally oh there’s four of four vane oh it’s so nice

We gotta keep mining though i’m not satisfied going back with three emeralds and well six emeralds and iron it’s not enough for me i need more i need more i need more hold up chad let me check some real quick okay then say like okay guys i found

Like three diamonds up here okay guys i found one shut the hell up get out of here i freaking died oh really yes oh oh man that sucks well i’m i’m out here doing pretty decent i’ve only found like four iron in vault seven oh i might ask someone i asked someone

Someone from scandinavia to help me customize my country with the architecture i’m just kidding i’m too lazy to find someone that’s why we have google okay at least there’s planes over here that’s the right button hello other viewers i just died i have to run all the way back to my base

Dude you got six viewers right now you’re doing good dubs thank you oh gosh i’m finding so much lapis i don’t even know i want to run but i’m not i’m not going to start running until it’s daytime you think you should do the yeah like i just said when i’m

Accepting any other people right now but if you stick around a little bit maybe we’ll let you in at some point yeah we’re fighting people i just made it for a second i’m inviting people based on how long they’re watched yeah uh same dude i haven’t made it

I made it across ah i’m doing a lot of jumping i’m gonna start to get invaded in about three days time oh shut up i’m gonna invade you you want finland why why do you want finland uh i don’t know man i don’t well you can’t you can’t protect it 24 7.

I don’t want finland anymore i’m not germany all right as long as you don’t take denmark because i’m going for denmark funny you say that you know i’m actually going to recreate an event that happened and the holy [ __ ] there’s so much episodes here uh that’s a nice event that happened in

About the early 1800s or if you uh or if you will the early 19th century um it’s kind of when the prussian empire kind of just decided you know what uh screw denmark what let’s go [ __ ] go dude as soon as i was talking about screwing denmark i

Found [ __ ] diamonds that’s going in the clips shut up in the clips oh my god i’m in such an open field oh my god it’s such a let’s go everybody ignore that he didn’t find diamonds we’re ignoring that well i don’t see anything why why i don’t think

That’s sort of dude dude why i don’t see you that’s a screenshot oh and more iron dude i don’t see anything and more iron man okay there’s wheat i’m picking up oh wait wait wait pool of water i’m not even there yet okay i’m just just gonna book it i don’t

Care i’m booking it i’m poking it down there guys is there anything hey welcome other viewers thank you i’m gonna mute that guy that guy is so weird and he’s she’s so he’s so just wacky man dude so no he found we got three you’re only shut

Shut up you shut the [ __ ] up you heard you guys saw nothing in the chat you guys saw nothing in the chat yesterday what’s up uh oh my god we found diamonds bro this is an eventful day the first day in the morning i’ve already got diamonds but there’s like absolutely

No no [ __ ] mobs in in japan there are none and maybe maybe it was about it didn’t didn’t like wasn’t oh my no no no dude not like this not like this not like this the [ __ ] um what do i do what do i do oh [ __ ] dude that that doesn’t apply to

Minecraft though you you don’t you don’t have any proof that it applies to the server you have no proof that that applies okay actually maybe we should make a furnace first you have no [ __ ] proof that that applies that the the resources the thing applies to minecraft no proof

He’s [ __ ] he’s over dude he’s he’s done he’s done arguing okay wait wait what what’s the link though what’s what’s the domain i need to know it’s probably not a reputable source some tells me it’s not reputable yeah but like i’m not angry over even you guys you betrayed me

You betrayed me how dare you how dare you insult me and even the game no my chat’s insulting me now you’re insulting me you you heathen you you heathen i god have nothing nice around here can i do i even need this two red zone like do i need two

Oh they’re gone now maybe i should like take that chance and like [ __ ] book it while others god damn it i knew i should have i knew i should have oh no uh chet so did i do here do i just keep mining and pretend like i

Saw nothing you know actually that’s a great idea that’s a grand idea but first i’m gonna drop like everything and then like make like a ton of actually i’m gonna make two two bowls of soup i’m going to eat them with pride that yeah i mean i was talking i’m just

Talking about the horror specifically because you know she’s in my [ __ ] uh in my chat watching spying on my ass and uh and then also making fun of me you [ __ ] heathen you’re you’re a little bit less of a heathen you’re like almost as bad you’re almost as bad really

Come on i’ll take it but oh no i did not mean to drop it i said i’d take him then i dropped it i’m the smartest guy alive five hit you know me okay well uh so man’s got three diamonds i do dude i do shut up you know what just just stop

You’re spying on me that’s rude oh more iron dude [ __ ] you [ __ ] you for saying japan is not resourceful japan is so resourceful look at this i’m doing better than anybody else well i’m like almost in korea but oh [ __ ] that didn’t happen okay i guess that’s a valid resource no

Not resource i guess that’s a valid reason what are you putting that in for japan isn’t real that’s false false false news clearly it’s real i did not just do that like five times i need to change my drop key i [ __ ] changed it i just i changed it because i was

Playing [ __ ] uh i was i was i was playing like uh pvp earlier and i [ __ ] changed my drop key to something else and i keep accidentally pressing it dude i got i got hello hello diamonds but i’m we working there man just surrendered now at this point

I’m i’m gonna yeah i’m gonna get my ego up actually i’m gonna get my ego so [ __ ] up that like it’s gonna be taller than mount everest or something the best divorce is getting diamonds he’s all wrong i keep [ __ ] dropping my [ __ ] i did that the last time too i think

You know what i’m gonna check in on cool dt let’s let’s see how he’s never mind [ __ ] that [ __ ] you cool i’m getting diamonds yes there’s so many astro what was that what was that astra no resources japan screw you i got so many i got more diamonds than anybody

And i got emeralds suck it bro suck it i mean i may not have any sheep or any cows but suck it no now i think now is a great time to check up on cool gta see how my good old pal is doing in sweden let’s let’s do that

Shut up well we discovered a coal coal great that’s good that’s the first step did you know they cold structurally resembles diamonds nobody my stuff are gone all right isn’t it are you kidding me why did i do this to myself well uh i’m i’m doing great i know you

Didn’t ask but i’m doing great myself that’s nice you’re getting invaded soon actually asha i want you to take a look at something actually hold on ah i would have been terrified yo my stuff is still here no asher nope that’s not true i’m literally right of above i’m in japanese land

Right now my stuff are still here yeah i i picked up hello i picked up hello [ __ ] um uh mushrooms on the way here because i knew that i was gonna have like no food source at all so i was like yeah it’d probably be a

Smart idea just to pick up like hello shrimps so i did that also i don’t like this guy oh my god you’re gonna [ __ ] do that i hate skeletons so much why they make them tactically position themselves that’s the most annoying thing ever the skeletons tactically position themselves they [ __ ] dude that shit’s

Mad annoying whoever [ __ ] [ __ ] oh no oh no there’s an enderman some what and a witch oh maybe i should make armor i should probably make armor oh dude oh no this is it this is it for the japanese empire this is it i’m gonna die now

I’m gonna be completely honest i have no idea what you’re talking about oh the mushrooms yeah oh it’s it’s fine they’re edible actually no this isn’t the red one literally uh like okay never mind i guess they’re not i guess they’re not edible maybe i’m wrong

Maybe i should okay you know what guys i’m gonna make an iron sword that’s not how you make a sword i’m gonna make an iron sword and i’m gonna just spam sticks make a pickaxe yes pickaxe great idea great [ __ ] india i’m gonna make a pickaxe uh

And i guess with this um i’ll make some like i i i don’t know some [ __ ] leave me alone uh i need to make some soup because i’m gonna fight those [ __ ] so obviously you gotta stay uh you gotta what’s the word you gotta stay not hungry saturated that’s the word

You gotta stay saturated guys that’s true that’s very true uh i’m gonna wait to use the diamonds maybe that’s not a good idea actually now that i think about it maybe i should like this one because like i mean i can make a pickaxe or

Well i i should probably i mean if i find diamonds in the next if i find diamonds in the next i don’t know seven seconds uh i’ll i’ll make armor starting now one two three four five six seven no diamond that’s an f damn chat damn

You don’t have to do that you don’t have to do that oh my [ __ ] nose oh my god there’s a baby [ __ ] zombie dude i saw phil’s i saw phil’s the [ __ ] i saw fields of [ __ ] well i literally just got a message saying that uh you never talk to me when

You’re not busy even though i’m clearly busy right now i i could be doing nothing better i could i could be doing nothing better right now with my time i could be doing nothing better i i’m like i’m doing i’m being very productive right now trust me okay trust me

Should we check up on uh check up on our friends yeah maybe we should we should check up on them i think i think so it’s been it’s been a hot minute i haven’t found any other resource i’ve just been getting closer and closer to death as time goes on but

Uh you know maybe we should check up on them also my pickaxe is about to break and that’s bad because i i really like yeah i know but still i saw it the baby zombies are [ __ ] terrifying also why are you why are you saying that like

Why why are you saying that like when uh like as if he died in real life like yeah thrown because i i i i totally use you uh because you know like i i actually like your um i have no idea where i’m going with this i’m gonna be tired and be honest

My phone is so [ __ ] like violently hot i think i should probably turn it off guys i’m gonna be honest i’m gonna turn it off it is violently hot like it is actually like burning so yeah i’m gonna i’m just gonna turn it off i’m sorry uh you’re just

Gonna see basically a still image of me but i mean it’s better than no image of me oh my god thank god the last second last second [ __ ] yes there’s four five six seven oh lifesaver the right time oh cody got iron you know i think now it

Would definitely be a good time to check up on them isn’t it ironic how’s it going you find i got some things to trade not yet though what what would that be actually i i would like to hear your obviously because i i do i do i’m very desolate in

A lot of resources like a lot of resources so like like animals oh how am i gonna bring animals out do i have to bring them on boats i mean i can take them myself but oh true wait wait wait wait wait did i find them

And get some extra money out of it i’m surprised my pickaxe didn’t break oh that’s a lot of emeralds off camera yeah mining off some redstone to do some lighting yeah what i’m going to build my citizens are going to have the highest quality of the internet

At all wired internet i don’t want wireless the most uneducated about the internet i swear no it’s not yes they they have the highest still have nah wait i think japan’s more educated than scandinavia right yes the web finland has the best uh well finland’s not scanned the naming it’s nordic

Cinder has doesn’t don’t they have the best education system in the world yes 31 emeralds yes japan nothing important pretty good one but it’s very strict Oh can’t do that ah you’re finally awake that’s like a coal vine but for emeralds yeah basically that’s what we found there’s a bunch of emeralds let’s go yeah emeralds are to be like oh my god i just should be the currency [ __ ] should i see the currency

I mean yeah because it’s like the most abundant resource i’ve ever won a book to write like everything the amounts of times that i died and everything yeah he has a book for his [ __ ] deaths like day one oh we need diorites to build i wanted i just want to build uh community

Here like the town hall and everything so diorite will be very useful let me give you guys some onion tips yeah yeah you should yeah wow really one coal right there i’m gonna become the most advanced society just you watch i already have nine diamonds uh iron ah yes nine diamonds yep nine

Nine whole diamonds nothing here how many do you have not i have 31 emeralds though oh my god i just found a huge are worthless like how i’m saying that as it’s going to be useful 31. holy [ __ ] i only have more redstone well technically 16 because i haven’t mined the other three

But you know what i mean watch i’m gonna find diamonds in like three seconds or some [ __ ] three two oh i found what level did you find them in i’m not going to tell you sorry wow i mean like i’m watching my stream and figure that out like

You’re just not a fan so like you know i only i only tell friends oh my god why hey yeah he’s not a fan so he doesn’t get to know where diamonds are so freaking dark it’s so funny how he thinks even oh hey man i was just talking about you

Diamonds you know that’s great h hey everyone thank you for the support for viewers today on average thank you yeah same here actually even though you’re watching me uh my hopefully it’s entertaining a bit as i discuss my plans uh that’s up to you guys oh sure he’s well known

Yep not sure okay again because they couldn’t hear uh should be able to join yes or no oh sure okay i will send you i just realized i’m making a tunnel to norway it’s in one point one point sixteen point four and one point sixteen point five both work pretty well

Uh about work for the server so that’s vip name it whatever i don’t know what i named the server i named it join for views creeper oh my god i can’t see i like how mobs spawn damn it i like how they spawn where i put torches but not in the dark

I can also send you the link to the map as well no you do not attach it i need a link to the map oh no no no no no no i said you [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] no no no no no there were two baby zombies waiting for me

I told last try to distract you no shut the [ __ ] up no he didn’t oh [ __ ] dude come on come on go come on hold on be a man over to the um [ __ ] smp general voice chat oh yeah sure uh general okay i’m just gonna name it whatever i don’t care

Wait hold on uh just that all right we have a mine i’m gonna go check on the food source now second guys give me a second let me create a category name it’s [ __ ] that i don’t care the sun came up all right how much you want to better

Move over to the smp okay final thing final okay cool we’re all here oh wait we’re connecting okay no no oh oh uh no we’re gonna we’re gonna die wait actually can we hear wait we’re fine i don’t know what’s going on with general chad i don’t know it’s saying no root

Yes i’ve never seen that before either hold on let me try and have something to do with the bot uh let me check permissions and it could hold on one second your channel connect speak video yes okay try now let’s try it again yes it works thank god i’m very smart

Hello i cannot connect oh yeah i know but we’re fine now okay okay here’s okay they’re building the city what did i name my capitals tell me there’s no baby zombie oh thank god that’s what i named it [ __ ] okay i have to you gotta fight oh you’re right i’m here

Hi your mic is horrible oh god oh god dude he’s broke he’s broke he’s [ __ ] broke maul i’m here no bruh i need to chop down a bunch of trees though oh my god uh oh i can get a music disc please no how are you so bad

Yes should i build the town yes yes i got a music disc you’re bad that’s cool that’s good for you i didn’t ask i’m kidding please stupid joke that i made wait why is turkey a plane biome i don’t know i know why is he so fast holy [ __ ] did anyone

See that oh my god oh my god no holy [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me i saw it right stupid [ __ ] that i’m willing to give all my emeralds for three sheep yeah i already grew sam yeah you just need a bed dude i i’m willing to give all my

Emeralds to get out of this [ __ ] cave my citizens will have the best standards oh i can’t block myself out jobs um what else does this country need anything about you wow damn i’m gonna be the best ruler ever i’d like to see you try yeah i’m gonna build a nice capitals oh

My god there’s mobs and then it’s gonna be burnt down holy [ __ ] these mobs okay always [ __ ] i forgot the truck was just right next to me right now he isn’t very happy with me over i don’t know me sending him a couple of times and

Trying to tell you that the [ __ ] that it was working You guys can’t see the map let me show you the map he got so mad at me over but there’s so many mobs i’m gonna die oh i’m so dead i’m i’m [ __ ] can somebody explain to me what trouble got mad at me over i don’t know head in there but we’re

Streaming right now there we go yeah we can talk about it later oh my god oh [ __ ] i want my torch [ __ ] climb that mountain i’m on my torch there’s two okay can i say something weird um so this lariat i’m in i i remember dreaming about

A minecraft server right and it looks just like this one i don’t know why i’m on top of a mountain somewhere in sweden all right so why are there mushrooms everywhere i don’t know but they’re helpful there’s lots of meat everywhere oh i’ve done i think i sent you the

Link to it wait how many questions you have at a time let me send you the map also hey can i okay can i just claim england can i claim the entire unit i can have 100 chunks at a time but if you have another person join your town

You can have 200 and then if you have another then you’re gonna have 300 and so on hell yeah i’m about to fight a bunch of people they’re gonna all be part of my country if you’re asking if it can like overwrite other people’s claims now yeah i wasn’t asking confusion

That’s just for clearance i just wasn’t asking to do that i was asking because buckle’s claim is really close to where i want to claim is pixel still claiming iceland uh maybe i don’t know because if he is i want a trading partner and later on i could just commit i could

Just commit i could just commit an imperialism i want potatoes no god save the queen [ __ ] queen [ __ ] okay so this is where i’m gonna build the the capital the capital why are you talking about the book like my capitals that’s a shitty name for a capital no it’s not shut up

What happened my capital t i i now have the monopoly that monopoly a single piece of wool ah monopoly you killed the sheep i hate all right there might okay also this one looks like the real only looks like an actual semi-accurate depiction of the world from a really far

I found where i’m gonna build the town right that’s because it’s a one to three thousand scale so obviously it’s not going to be 100 accurate because no like all the rivers and [ __ ] oh yeah i think they did that just balance things out because most rivers are too small to be rendered

In so they decided okay let’s just put rivers and random places clear on germany i think i’m impressed right now and can you see the mississippi river oh you can oh astro we did a thing where um people can dip zone places which dip zone means that um you’re

Guaranteed to get a place uh and you can only get one country or one general area you can’t have like a whole [ __ ] district but like so if you wanted to join a place let us know i i want to i don’t know start a colony in the netherlands as well

I cannot choose because they have flat land for some for some reason brown mushroom i just found at least like shader packs admits a light source guys i found a chicken jockey i don’t know how to feel about this swag that’s bad no it’s a it’s a it’s not

Riding a exactly that’s bad yeah that’s bad luck you’re gonna this means you’re about to die yeah that means you’re gonna get i can’t hit just i can’t hit the babies on me it’s okay bro that that’s [ __ ] crits almost screened your skeletons the japanese windmill mining shot can you

Elaborate on that astro what is the japanese windmill mining [ __ ] uh look it up oh now i have welp i’m nearly in france and have to cross the english channel now japanese nearly into france to the cross uh to the go around the crosstalk to make it look like a win near the

English channel like you’re you’re oh your mining thing is like looks like i get it that’s why it’s called that is actually very smart yeah and it’s uh i think it’s a little bit worse than strip mining and strip mining is actually worse than diagonal strip mining diagonal strip mining

Uh was found out to be the best there and i was planning on taking over scotland but not anymore pretty interesting scotland scotland now are you seriously taking all of great britain yes and i don’t know if troubles watching this right now but just to be historically accurate [ __ ] you i’m taking ireland

Oh no maybe later though you’re gonna have to you can’t yeah i’m not i just realized you know what’s a stupid thing some people are gonna do oh my god what i’m like oh i’m gonna invade you oh haha hello no bro no you can’t because um i left

Yeah if people do that then okay just do it anyways okay let’s see let’s say within like the first um maybe 30 minutes of somebody leaving they’re still allowed to be invaded but after that point there’s like a there’s like a point where you’re still allowed to be invaded after you

Leave like a short window then that’s but after that yeah yeah get the sugar cane no [ __ ] oh i’m stupid like the other mobs give them options all right here i well here i go i just have to build my boat and now i’ll crop across the english channel and finally be here

I have no crafting table oh my god this is so stupid not even a [ __ ] crafting table and then i trapped myself in here which is even worse god damn it went so far am i mining in korea now i don’t want to do that oh i’m very close but

I’m definitely not in korea i’m very very close though but i’m not in here which is good i don’t wanna i don’t wanna mine in this territory that’s his territory man oh my god i’m [ __ ] tired i’m better i’m better get off honestly it’s been a good stream i have

Some homework to do and i’m just tired as hell so i should probably sign off soon sooner or later maybe not now but uh like there’s not any abandoned ships so i can’t because there’s seriously not anymore hours just like a bunch of really good stuff while it’s realistic there haven’t been any

Actually no let’s just pretend like a nuke happened and we’re like no we come out of the bunkers and like for some reason every structure on earth is gone better backstory is that we’re the first humans all right i think another exchange level event like a like a [ __ ]

Like a supernova or something would be a better well supernova radiation too so uh meteor meteor and then that explains a massive hole in russia all right which is the alternative humans i’ll this is an alternative universe bam this should alter yeah we just evolved from monks what evolution isn’t only evolved from

File god damn it files pedophiles from files i mean you all are pedophile is there almost like a bunch of random blacked out chunks all right so if i go into them what happens happens uh how do i how do i use this again you guys already explored all this [ __ ] no we

Went in and creative and just flew around for like an hour how to clean uh either great land i’m gonna live in either i haven’t seen greenland actually i don’t know i don’t have a new i don’t have enough money canada oh greenland this is oh greenland i don’t know exactly why you’re

Considering antarctica wait why the antarctic empire in it there’s no why there’s no resources there there’s literally nothing there’s oil yeah but africa is nearby and africa jungle so it’s in europe has a bunch of stuff in it so is europe and dylan you have china which

Oh i just realized i don’t know if i want china or not maybe oh god it’s like the best natural resource place in the world i looked it up in it wait bro oh i just want diamonds please five dollars in a blow drug no please please

No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no i forgot this was live no no no no no no no no actually no i think sexual jokes are fine no no same me at school every day why the [ __ ] with me i forgot that

There’s a swim club in most schools sheep i’m willing to trade for that and cows cow chicken more chicken god damn it i found some lava agriculture we can have geothermal energy now am i literally i feel like yeah it’d be a good idea for me to like

Maybe either work for me zombies all right so we’ve been streaming you know what i’m going in my stream now as well so thank you all so much for watching uh i hope you guys like this uh this idea of having an smp uh if you guys want to see more please

Let me know i’m probably gonna make a highlight sometime next year uh of this uh stream but it’s been it’s been really nice uh thank you for coming out and i’ll see you i’ll see you next time around hopefully soon