DO NOT PLAY DARK WEB POTION ROULETTE AT 3 AM!! (WE ACTUALLY TRANSFORMED)

Let’s go let’s go let’s go spin it bro spin it how come you look like wait is that it’s buzz lightyear buzz spongebob i fight welcome to the dark web potion roulette the game where we all have the chance to change our lives forever whether it be the money potion

Or the flying potion or the strength potion right yeah uh that’s not a thing it’s not no it is oh yeah that strike motion or the teleporting potion maybe yeah that works too or even a complete body transformation potion this game could change it all forever

So so you’re saying you got this from the dark web yep the deep web yeah the web we’re not supposed to be on is there a problem i shark on the growing taller potion um going top aren’t you already the tallest one here that doesn’t exist either right yeah

Aren’t you tall enough anyways that is not how this works this is the dark web potion roulette step one we must first place all the potions on the board step two we must each spin the board and watch which potion it lands on that will be our potion to drink

Step three we drink it capiche oh yeah i mean that’s pretty straightforward i guess awesome okay all right what do you uh what are you hoping to get what potion do you want i know exactly what potion i want okay i want the uh growing talk

Sorry the money potion man i want to be rich just so i can buy you guys cars myself maybe a little lamborghini or two maybe a couple houses and maybe even all the gestures what do you guys think oh no potion right yeah that’s what i’m thinking definitely not the grow taller

One i guess when i heard that yeah i was you know i’m getting that one that was a good idea nick i mean anyways i think it’s your turn now uh what i want yeah what do you want there’s so many the potion that allows me to never stub my

Toes on anything ever again potion nick i’m sorry man don’t you hate that when you stub your foot it’s like it’s actually i feel like death i have some i have some bad news there’s surely they might exist but it’s not on this boat listen listen that’s a

Cute potion all but my potion i think you’ll find it’s very reasonable so i want a potion that makes my fart smell good all right guys you don’t understand when i go on dates i start to get a little nervous and i start to fart and then the people leave me

He could possibly get like maybe you know flying or invisibility and he wants a potion that makes his fart smell better anyways are you guys ready to drink let’s go let’s go let’s go spin it bro spin it oh god oh that was the face that was a yellow

That was horrible that was a bad spin the yellow is the smallest one too it might actually make you go strong well unfortunately it looks like i have unfortunately gotten the bad motion we’ll have to see what happens it ain’t tiny okay maybe tiny as in big

That makes sense anyways my turn all right the potion that makes your smart fart smell good come on come on come on oh red okay sorry i mean red’s not really my color but you know it could be good or something yeah right surely what could it possibly be you

Know maybe uh turn you into a pain in the butt potion and that he’s already got that one yeah let me tell you all right all right and ready spin the wheel on what’s it gonna be i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know and what is this

This one is kind of looking like gold so it’s definitely the money potion feels bad jessie i got that money potion i that could be just urine and that could also be very diluted poop okay you guys are nasty okay listen like it doesn’t matter okay

Let’s get to the table and let’s drink these bad boys okay before we do that only a small percentage of you guys that watch my videos are subscribed so if you guys enjoyed the video consider subscribing it’s free and you can always change your mind later ladies and gentlemen

I’m all set are you guys ready smells pretty good yeah all right let’s do this cheers up here we go for the worst i mean the best yeah to money good luck moving forward that’s not oh my god mine tastes like a dirty cloth or a sponge or something

Mine smells tastes like a bit like bleach bleach yeah i tasted bleach mine smells like uh pepto-bismol and pine salt mixed together why would you know why would you try that together it sounds like everything like every candy right what the egg okay so how are you feeling then uh

Honestly besides like my mouth being completely numb i don’t really notice completely numb no interesting is that is that are we supposed to feel that way i think so i don’t feel that way i i’m feeling a little weird too but definitely not as weird as how you look

I i [ __ ] i didn’t like that oh did you get the root potion no no i’m not i did not get it man i feel like what i feel kind of brave though brave huh yeah and what do you how do you feel oh what what did you just lick your your

Head wait a minute yo get up get up get up no did you just lick your hand nick no i wasn’t licking my hand bro you’re okay okay what was that did you hear that what what felt like my voice my voice it’s a voice louder potion yo yo hey everyone

Needs to relax you know let me just i just want to not be here right now yeah kind of awesome you know who what are you doing why are you acting like that hey dan tall cadets cadets wait i know what you’re going to become

You’re going to become um uh what am i going to become someone who isn’t the guy from the army uh army movie yeah army no i mean it’s an army portrait that didn’t make any sense what do you mean it’s like that i don’t have an army

Potion so i kind of feel like i can fly too for some reason why wait you could fly i don’t know i mean i mean you should try it jump just do it yup stand back oh whoa okay and beyond what what was that it didn’t work but

Why did i say that i don’t know i mean i don’t know whoa whoa what the hell dude you just broke the lens almost what’s the matter with you you need to calm down there all right son i don’t know what’s happening right now i’m not even really feeling much in

My stomach and these guys are acting like they’re crazy okay we gotta calm down you need it nick okay i just caught you you’re just looking he was licking his head don’t worry about it did you see that he’s acting a little bit listen listen

I think he has a cat potion a cat potion yeah so you’re telling me he’s gonna turn into a feline potentially yeah oh what do you think i feel like what you’re you’re a little off i just feel like my stomach now is hurting hey what was that

Nothing you’re laughing a little weird aren’t you no no i’m bad i’m totally fine yeah you know what i’m feeling though what is that a burger you know the one with the that’s secret formula that thing’s the best i love that thing yeah i love it i love it i love it hey

Stop laughing at me you know what i can’t stop i’m tired of you we mean [Laughter] i’m not feeling good Hey what’s going on here wait a minute who’s this little familiar guy a sponge out of water hello hello hey wake up i said wake up there oh what I’m truly craving that crabby patty right now robby patty wait a minute jesse is that you uh ken henry is it wait a minute why do you look like that look like what give me that what are you talking about what’s going on here what

How come you look like wait a minute is that it’s buzz lightyear yeah oh my god i can’t believe it this all makes sense now it’s because it’s because you’re like totally a captain dude yes yes i am so how do you feel i feel like i can

Handle the world like i could fly to infinity and beyond no way you can you actually do it though well if we’re outside maybe fly so you’re a spongebob eh yeah so now you could uh do karate uh well let me show you all right let’s see some of those moves

Okay you ready yeah yeah yeah well i guess that’s quite impressive um i don’t know about you but did you did you just see that happen It seems to be a left or not what a light just turned off well let me investigate then okay let’s go follow me sponge i’m just gonna get through here oh i don’t know if i can fit there i’m gonna have to try again squeeze your hand okay hello

Leave please let me introduce yourself to this captain buzz lightyear what was that what was that you saw that too i don’t like this i really don’t like this wait wait wait a minute buzz i mean henry yes sir um you do realize nick was with us right

Now that you mentioned it i haven’t seen him yet where could he possibly be maybe he turned into a cat wait why why did you say that well he was looking himself was he not i guess but nick just weird sometimes is he in there hello listen i think we gotta go back

Around here i wonder maybe oh oh um buzz i don’t like the sound of this i’m not picking anything in my radar okay we gotta keep walking okay he he’s gotta be somewhere nick it’s not funny okay you gotta stop Might be a cat no no i think i think he’s i think he’s outside you just shut the light oh no oh no i have a bad feeling about this spongebob spongebob what calm down all right you know what normally i’m you know happy and stuff

But i have a bad feeling about this you know what you’re right you are brave and you know what i think i should go down the stairs first you yeah i’m big and strong might be even stronger than you i mean would your karate move sure i’ll back you up awesome

Now watch your steps spongebob oh hey are you okay no i’m not okay but it’s okay it will be okay right okay i’ve got your back keep walking we’re gonna be safe okay one stare at a time just one secular this is why i’m in the ocean hey hey

Calm down if we start fighting between ourselves we won’t be able to find nick all right now look at every corner he might be hiding somewhere all right you know what you go first now you want me to go first every corner all right stay

Behind me and i will lead us to victory um what is that you hear that what is that just keep looking nick are you up here nicholas please identify where you are yes please nick we miss you man i mean we just want to see you is that coming from the cardio room

What happened oh let’s go there okay okay um wait a minute that looks like that looks like that’s nick’s phone I don’t understand what could possibly was where could he possibly be it just honestly makes no sense oh oh no what is it knocked out what what what do you mean you’ve been knocked out guys buzz what happened you you got hurt plus you’ll be okay you’ll be okay i swear nick

Oh god what do i have such a bad feeling about that make it on me get your stupid damn cat buzz Oh yes it is and i’ve got some plans for the year why are you why don’t we make you got plans for us uh let me explain first i’m gonna make buzz swallow a bunch of catnip you monster and i’m gonna tie them up and throw them

In an alley for the early cats to feed on and you spongebob get you i’ve got something incredible for you you see i’m gonna leave you out in the sun and then even better after that i’m gonna come for everyone who’s not subscribed to jester hey hey what are you guys doing

Hey wait hey stop that oh what nothing please keep uh losing your demands please what yes you guys are ruining my monologue i agree yeah i’m so sorry sorry um yes uh i just wanted to say cartoon cat before you do everything to this you know i just noticed your teeth are a

Little yellower than i thought what oh you’re not gonna be staying that very long okay oh my god you know you’re way stronger than i thought buzz i guess this potion really does put on if you strengthen you okay well um perhaps we should wait until four until he uh wears out yeah

You think it’s actually nick though ah who knows i guess i’m fun true not a bad idea my head hurts jesus hey wake up guys come on wake up no jesse jesse come on man wake up whoa what the hell wake up man you’re back yeah what do you mean

I’m not enough henry’s back to you oh my god wake up wake up man go to school school i remember going to bed and huh and holding people hostage and attacking us and threatening everyone it doesn’t ring uh doesn’t ring a bell i would know i have a really good memory

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