Dragoon: Insanity Unleashed!

When i see a game with the top review this is more addicting than mad when i see a game that people play for 2000 hours and go insane when i see a game that paid me money to play it i’m going to play that game this video is

Sponsored by mr mine that’s me a jacked miner and this is you a slave to the system a cog in the machine but at least they give you lunch breaks where you can eat some of the coal you’ve mined or turn on each other and cannibalize only

The strongest can mine here for i need to go deep into the earth 2 000 years ago the shogun emperor priest king had been cornered the empire mafia had chased him across the great land of arizona they had hunted him for his prized treasure the head of jesus christ

Himself in a last-ditch effort he called upon his god cthulhu he wasn’t christian he just had jesus head cthulhu cursed the land he stood on all who tread on this ground are doomed to get aids first off we got coal silver gold the usual things then we found platinum that ore

Isn’t in minecraft so i’m not sure if it’s real i don’t know if this game is worth playing anymore i’ll check the reviews this game this took my life my girlfriend my family and friends don’t ever play this this person recommend you play this game i’ll trust

A thumbs up any day this game is worth playing so i kept mine and stepped right in the next cipher best believe somebody’s paying the health inspector no the health inspector is here how did he get in here the only way he’s in this smashed rail through the wall if he saw

That he should have already failed us he’s given me a questionnaire are you paying your workers below minimum wage well they are below the rest of the world because they’re underground but also yes what are your first aid facilities like well first aid is old school we instead use second aid it’s

Much more advanced instead of helping people when they get injured we help people once they’re dead we have a little shrine for each religion to help people get into their version of the afterlife or lack thereof we support everyone he says the report will be back

In 3 minutes and 41 seconds youtube time better not forget that maybe there’s some tips i can get from the other steam reviews of mr mine and where’s a good one help no easy classic lasagna oh this is what i needed let me just gather the ingredients i’ll get right on that you

Might not stay here while i go shopping behave yourselves hey bill wouldn’t it be funny if we uh started a revolution yeah it sure wouldn’t open only we had a weapon yeah oh well back to mining all right i’m back and ready to get cooking

But first i ran into a scientist in the supermarket and convinced her to work with us mrs marge please go excavate a crater with a 27 chance of death i’m a robotics engineer i can’t help with that good luck see you in two weeks also i can finally replace my staff with robots

Every boss’s dream really wish we could revolt i only had something sharp i have some drones that can go into deep caves and retreat treasures like clocks screwdrivers human beings this is getting weird let’s go back to something normal gollum is hiding in a wall and

Wants to sell us drill parts culkin was secretly a huge fan of construction vehicles this is the true adaptation fans have been asking for decades each kilometer deeper i go the ground gets tougher and is more difficult to break and also i found a skeleton here they

Did a terrible job of mining down i won’t end up like him if i want to get past 100 kilometers i’ll need to use something that can mind the toughest of rocks so i coated my drill in paper okay i did it i’m over 100 kilometers deep

And the background is getting more and more corpsey you could trip over all the bones down here i guess you better mind your step thank you thank you i’ll be here all night or until the health inspector shuts us down the treasure isn’t here so how far is it how far

Could one man dig even over thousands of years i’m getting a bad feeling at the top left of the screen it says earth question my question my question mark question might question my question mark that’s some scary foreshadowing please don’t tell me the emperor dug through

The earth and then went into space i don’t have the right draw materials for that while i’m waiting for miss march to solve all my problems i’m gonna check out more reviews this person played for 2 000 hours before realizing he was addicted this person 100 to the whole

Game wow i wonder how long he played for 24 hours either he’s lying or he has a really good gaming chair i need to take drastic measures if i want to 100 this game actually do some of the work myself sometimes these mineral pies appear and

I can click on them to get a huge amount of resources this game is only 95 percent idle i’m leaving a negative review just like this guy i can’t stop playing i can’t stop playing i can’t stop playing it cause i’m playing gods are playing recommended 10 out of 10.

The health inspector is just standing there menacingly anyway back to what you all really wanted to see step one eat the oil in a large saucepan okay easy enough at 200 kilometers deep the rocks get rockier i don’t have anything else to say about it this is normally the

Part where i would go to sleep and see what progress i’ve made in the morning but it is the morning because you’re not allowed to sleep when you play this game so instead i’m going to step two add the garlic and cook for one minute look at

The ground it’s starting to go it has to be the treasure this is it at 300 kilometers deep i will find what i’ve been looking for in excitement i rush straight to step three stir in the tomato puree and here it is i’m about to

Find hey sir my family was killed by the monsters below excuse me did any of you expect an underground civilization i didn’t expect an underground civilization they have gem crafting and now i can craft weapons to fight monsters what kind of game hides their combat system until you’ve dug 300

Kilometers deep i’m already 15 hours in and now i discover the best part of the game i crafted red gemstones which let me upgrade my fists the only weapon i need here is my first enemy a rocket i am unsure how this is a rocket is this

What the emperor used to get to question my quest my question mark i use these fists to make lasagna how can you compete with me nothing he only has his fists you see you know we have jackhammers right and there are hundreds of us good point bill maybe we can start

A revolution oh i found a bow and arrow now i can do ranged attacks no one can even reach me better look next time man well back to mining now my job is to find monsters create crystals pump oil pay golem to improve my drills send me

Forget about me oh damn it how could i have let this slip my mind oh your workplace is unsafe for humans and you are why are you laughing bro it doesn’t matter i bought the aids medicine all of it they have to listen to me i’m evil i’m not the protagonist

Of this story i’m gonna go back to sitting on my lawn chair he keeps giving us upgrades now we have excavators surely we can revel i found the bomb how awesome i miss my family the more drones i send into the caves the more i realize favoritism is necessary i have three

Choices land drones that can carry a lot magnetic drones that pull treasure closer or air drones that the air drones they you know what i mean they’re kinda you know i mean they go fast much faster than any of the others and therefore are better an air drone race would be so

Much more fun to watch than say a land drone race so some races are clearly better i should give them better rewards i’m going to upgrade my air drones to make them even speedier you remember how it was getting golden before well now it’s getting red i think i’m about to

Find something evil could it be the emperor that stole the head also i made the miners start punching the ground i had a feeling some of them didn’t like me so now i’m ensuring that all of them don’t like me they can bond over it and i’m about to reach 400 kilometers deep

Finally i have found you satan of course i should have guessed oh you’re not looking too good there so i didn’t want to undermine your confidence say thank you thank you well time to die hand over your prize i i didn’t get it i don’t understand where is it wait i hear

Something coming from below if i listen closely it’s christian rock music i need to get deeper more digging workers i want yahweh suing for kidnapping he’s definitely gone mad 410 kilometers deep step four heat oven to 200 degrees 420 kilometers deep ignore my family’s schools begging me to leave the mine 430

Kilometers deep fight green rock monsters 440 kilometers deep step 5 put the crema fresh in a bowl 450 kilometres deep make a smooth pourable sauce or 60 kilometers deep headbang to the christian rock music 470 kilometers top with the mozzarella 480 bake for 25 to 30 minutes until golden 490 sort of

Scattered with basil if you like 4.98 kilometers deep enjoy and this has been cooking with dragoon yes i really begged an entire lasagna for this video subscribe anyway what was that doing oh yeah 499 kilometers deep this is it whatever we find i want to let you all

Know i appreciate your working with me i know we’ve had our rough times but i am happy we did this together hey bill i still want to kill him yeah me too by the way why does your voice keep changing it doesn’t seem like a consistent accent coal damage this is it

We’re almost there done here it is 500 kilometers deep the emperor has been hiding in the core of the earth i have to face it prepare to die you will never defeat me i’ve been training for two thousand years i know i know i would beat you but he will

Go to aerial drones finally i have won and my prize is what what where’s the head i don’t know it has to be here somewhere hey bill should we tell the boss that we found a skeleton no it’s probably not important he’s 400 kilometers below us by now good

Point why do you think it’s wearing a crown though it’s really spiky too just go back to mining nathan yeah right man step around next time we’ll disbelieve somebody’s paying about