Dream is a Psychopath.

After the first battle which resulted in dream consumed by rage he made a threat to spend hours and hours searching for my music discs the discs if you don’t know are my most prized possession on the dream team minecraft server and exactly what drew needed to get his revenge

I thought he was joking at first but holy crap why does he spend this much time on minecraft again if you’re enjoying this stuff youtube’s causing people to unsubscribe so please check if it’s happened to you because subscribing really really helps out a lot the war continued

Today and i i just had no idea that a minecraft war could escalate this far i haven’t been to my base in a day remember i know where the discs are no one else does word on the street his dream went pretty crazy oh my god this scumbag

In what world do you go like yes yes yes yes i need find the minecraft discs turbo underscore killed me and that’s bad for my brand and they’ll think i’m at all my minecraft speedrunner versus hunter video to faked which they are by the way that’s not true um

Dream how dare you how dare you i am inch dream was this you that destroyed my entire base and renamed the sign to [ __ ] boy enterprise i didn’t touch the sign i didn’t destroy your base either it was it’s just the the dirt what i didn’t touch your chicken coop i

Didn’t i didn’t touch your actual dream you can’t you you removed the entire floor of my base i’m looking around there is literally no floor any more dream it’s your fault it’s your fault oh dude you hit the tip yeah because they’re my discs you hit the discs and i have taken them

Back okay where were they they were on the left side of your house and they were up against the side of the hill you left your minecraft sound’s on you walk around a little bit and then you walk over here and you walk here and you go down and

Then you jump down here and then you take a little bit of fall damage because you jump down here and then you go here and then you dig dirt and then you get the chest unrelated question have you ever even spoke to a woman oh yeah

Oh you did find it yeah yeah you did find it can i have them back then no dream please can i have them back no you can’t you got out your sword i’m i’m not i don’t know oh you’re standing you’re running [ __ ] i don’t want to go

From me [ __ ] boy you can’t handle the power seriously um can i my discs back they’re my discs they’re my desk now here’s the thing you you miss these signs that says you are now entering my property and you told me yourself that stealing on the server would result in the ban

I need you to type this in your keyboard all right slash op tommy in it i’m not typing that out well dream i’m just trying to enforce the rules listen to me please did you hear me i just called you by your why are you kidding

My whoa you’re my bro my brother you got a kill you got to go through me no actually you killed a boat i called you clay then how’s that make you feel i don’t know that’s my name so i seem pretty normal call me by my real name dream okay thomasy [Laughter]

Okay you win you win don’t kill me please i’m going to give you i was just running seeds you’re like ptsd correct we need a plan and we need one quick that’s what i would say if we didn’t have a plan let’s take him look look how much look

How much there’s no damage okay i don’t have the discs on me they’re they’re in an undisclosed location okay tell me what that is please um undisclosed looking okay i understand that but can you tell me what it is point of the location is that it’s undisclosed okay

Yeah but can you disclose it to me please okay i think we’re on the same page just explain to me where the question is give your diss back right now oh cool that’s dream are you are you brain dead dream i need my things back now let’s

Have a business meeting in in turbo’s house dream you’ve got what i want i’ve got what you want let’s just make the trade what do you have that i want i have my brain he has another right chest plate as well you know what turbo i’m gonna silence you

I have my brain and it’s full of the cleverest things of all time that’s true you do have a nether right chest plate i will call my mother and she will not be pleased with your dream and she won’t be pleased with you either why would you do it please with me

What you said about her i didn’t i’ve never said anything wrong about my mother you have said horrible things that i will not that is not true she wouldn’t believe you who’s she gonna believe the person with four million subscribers or the person that dream you have a horrible mindset oh my god

I’m going to give you an ultimatum it’s either you tweet telling people to follow me on twitter or you give me about the discs that it’s not that [ __ ] how about this you give me the netherride chest plate or i will burn your disc how about that do you want to ultimate

Him that doesn’t that doesn’t seem at all fair 20 minutes that’s not good 20 minutes i don’t win if we do we’re on the clock now we’re on the clock can i have those trousers please you will give them back right if you don’t give him back i’m gonna do exactly

What he’s done to you that it’s not the friendship i was looking for but okay all right let’s see what resources i have but that doesn’t have any tom okay okay we’re going to be going to a different base he’s two steps ahead all the time he’s two feet [ __ ] steps ahead so

Then me and turbo decided instead of complying with dream we were going to kill him i say we take it into the nether because the nether just makes everything 20 times scarier we need to kill the green man oh beds beds beds we can explode him

It’s such a smart idea i’ve got so much i am smart agreed agreed we could portal trap him oh 2v2t style yes minecraft tommy i just had the greatest idea of all time you wanna hear it what basically you know how when you put your

Hand in a bag crisps and you get like grease on it from the side of the bag what i did is i got like two bags of monster munch i opened them and then i put it in a bowl so and i have monster munch in a bowl

But there are two minutes until dream comes and murders us we’re gonna win we’re not gonna win man it’s time it’s time you got it you set the drum now set the job now set the trap now oh dream come through the nether now for our epic fights [ __ ]

What i’m at turbo’s base right now why meet me there no you meet us here 2v1 save the environment less carbon gases trust me i did dt why don’t why don’t we lead him into the nether from your house we make we run to the nether and then we

Both go through before him place this kablam explosion we’re going to go defeat him twice we’ll be like doctor disrespect but with less scandals standards why don’t you pick scandals oh he’s quite a scandalous man is he knocked like once if he’s paul trapped us on the other side oh actually

We can get around that one oh wait i have an ender pearl oh yeah yeah we can get out okay let’s go yep knew it i’m out i’m out don’t worry i’m not i’m not he is slaying me oh no no no that’s scumbag I’m gonna die okay we get the beds and we go to the nether you have defeated us watch watch now take him to the nether all right i feel like some kind of prisoner of war okay oh oh [ __ ] oh no okay go through go through beds are

Down beds down yeah but what’s stopping him doing his our trap to him us you know he can put two and two together my dude turbo yeah why are you only telling me this now dream let’s make peace give me back the discs and i will forgive you for what being a dick

[Laughter] what is it you want from me my timer’s still going so 31 minutes ago and 15 seconds i asked you if you would accept my trade of your netherrite chestplate from my disk and you decided to try and kill me instead i’ve killed you both twice and i am

Requesting again i’m giving you the same deal now the right chest plate for the disc bag can i have 10 minutes to think about it yes okay what do i do turbo we need is a diamond helmet and diamond boots and you’re more armored than him depending

On how his armor is enchanted yeah give me your legs no give me your legs well i’m not sure you’re the best teammate have you made your decision yeah which is your verdict i’m not telling you the bow to bow yeah whatever happens i’m in the right

Just what you’re gonna say you’re sorry you’re burning all my stuff but of course it’s you and you just go you’re in the right what is that do you want me to tell you what i’m going to do well i’ll tell you what i’m going to do but everyone’s going to

Disagree with me i’m going to provide him with an ultimatum oh my god really the balls are in my court today no they’re really not that’s not how this work it’s like imagine if someone has kidnapped someone you know okay they’re negotiating you and threatening to kill them you’re out here

And you’ll go like yeah don’t kill them but have you heard of apples and you just offer them like apples to someone’s life nothing you have he wants except for what you are wearing yellow dream hindi was he is oh dream why are you indie walls i made you a

Decision yes i’m going to provide you with an ultimatum all right yeah hey no that’s not all right hear me out either you give me back the discs or you make a tweet saying i love tommy in it follow him on please don’t okay that’s not okay hey hey stop stop okay listen

Listen all right dream dream i know what this cool spot wait there both of you wait there oh no if we’re getting serious stream then i’m gonna need to ah the suit the suit is on dream i’m in the suit i’m ready you have two options one you give me another right chest

Plate and i give you the disc or two i keep the disc those are the only two options okay what is your obsession with these discs why don’t you just give them back what is it no because i can get something in return for them that’s why

It says i don’t know i don’t care about the distance hey i said you were like kidnappers i was right dream is not like a kidnapper do not say that for his brand that’s bad for his brand dude look at me i just protected your brand

Now you owe me do you accept the deal no no i we need to sit down in a business let’s go up the tree stand on this i’m i’m doing nothing you say hey dream don’t stand on this all right listen are you accepting the deal right

Now you said you would do anything i say don’t stand there doesn’t mean i’ll do everything you don’t say you’re acting like i said the opposite maybe stand there you could do the sparta kick thing remember from that one movie now and then shove each other off a

Building it’s just what best friends do you’ve gone silent on me this is like a speed runner versus speed hunter video do you want to be the runner or the hunter you’re just kidding i’m both you’re the [ __ ] all right that’s okay i’m just anyway so as i was saying

I’ll give you the chest plate and you give me the discs and tweet hey aunt tommy in it you’re so great and cool and pogba’s and then i’ll go thanks for all the followers and the forget that i’m the one with the death this is a compromise buddy this is a

Compromise all right now dream agreed i don’t agree with those terms well that why why don’t you make your mind up dream then i’m in the right hand of all the marbles i’m bored i’m the one in my car think about how the politicians would look this all right 20 year old man

Threatened 16 year old boy over yeah exactly you are crying are you really going gonna go down the true minecraft youtuber path and threaten two childs all right we get it at least he’s only threatening all right you’re a terrible negotiator i’m not i’m not terrible at anything

Watch this you know you bounce on beds i think watch but you still take quite a lot of fall damage no you don’t it like cuts it by a quarter i’m pretty sure okay when did they make it so when you place the water it doesn’t place yes in chap please please

Can you join the smp will but i need a man of your caliber right now hey wilbur you should start a minecraft server that’s better than this one i would play on that hey dream you can join the new server if you want to a dream

You know who might show up on wilbur’s server is technoblade and you won’t be able to compete unless you can secure me and turbo the manufacturers of clout all right with me that’s not true okay he actually won’t be there but um still there could be a cameo i get more live

Viewers you see i’m just the messenger of beef and i’m just he said i got 95k during mcc and got 15k last night on twitch at 4 am 10 of 10. ask stream if the high viewer accounts make him happy no but my fans do he said oh he’s so

Humble i love this man can you tell dream that when he’s happy i’m happy oh how sweet i love his caring nature don’t answer him don’t answer that not that good can you ask dream a question for me tommy yeah yeah you ask him if he loves me as much as he

Loves his fans of course my most viewed series stole a title from him he loves you because numbers ah can you ask him what his favorite block and minecraft is for me please he says clay block wilbur because his name is clay that’s the dumbest reason i’ll tell dream he’s dumb told you

What’s stupid you’re stupid tommy can you tell dream something yeah sir yes sir can you ask him what his favorite food is please probably pizza basic can you ask him if he wants to come and get pizza with me do you want to go and get pizza with

Me and wilbur no no no no that’s why just just me and why would why would you not want to invite me not me sorry just you and wilbur where he’s piece of her that’s the best choice please ask him if i say yes it’s better yes

Dream says if he pays yes yes i will i will i will he said sure yeah yes yes oh thank you tommy tommy it’s been a pleasure being on the dream team smp server today oh i’m i’m over the moon dream i’ll see you tomorrow thank you thank you tommy thank

You so much oh my god i can’t well that was gay oh god here he comes here he comes around wait wait that’s my disc double yeah here’s what we’re going to do by the way what are we going to do are we looking on the ground right

Side no no no no no no no no no play again you draw shut up shut up shut up Wait pass me the boat pass me the boat Okay A glimpse at freedom ow he hit me tommy no one hits my turbo oh no don’t do this don’t do this you know we just had to sit through what never mind just saying because you’re my friend go go go go go for me come here got me

I’m punching him i’m punching him i’m punching him tommy i’m punching him he’s powerful he’s strong and powerful are you running wait why’d you bloop back dude [Applause] he’s just going up higher and higher ever so high never not high he is playing it and tormenting us

Got him got him go now go now i can’t Wait i don’t have a phone my dude no bow Drop the chest plate and we call it a day on the on the right side You shove me to death i actually have a better flashlight you don’t have a better plan you don’t even know what pam was because you shot me to death in the middle of it no you do not negotiate with my eye and stop shut up about your plan you just shot me

To death i’m coming up i’m coming up tommy he is coming tommy he is he’s spleefing please okay listen okay drop me drop the armor drop me both the armor drop me both the armor his legs no i mean the armor you’re wearing idiot oh okay

Dream listen you play the disc and i give you the plate deal play mellow high tommy have a better plan tell me i actually have a pack okay go go go now i’m stalling i’m stalling him oh heck oh heck frick go go go go go go

Go did you get it i got it i’ve got it i’m going i’m going up i’m going up okay here’s what i’m going to do i’m going to drop it down to you okay jumbo jump i dropped the disc i’m dropping the disc he thinks i’ve still got it where i’ve

Just dropped it down okay get it get it get it the clutch the clutch have you got it have you got it nothing oh my god i’m a minecraft god oh my god oh my god oh my god okay you’ve got the disc have you got the disc

It’s down there it’s down there it’s down there he doesn’t know he doesn’t know yet there is not a location okay i’m coming down about that on the tree on the bird street on the bird street get it get it get it unlocked get it in log and get it and log

Have you got it have you got it i literally i heard the pickup noise and i logged out did you see that i’m a minecraft god dream i have it xd wait don’t log back in because you could be debating oh i don’t have it i gave you one job to

Vote i gave you one job about the puns so do i i don’t know actually okay he’s standing very still we could just give him the chest plate you know is it worth all the hassle we could have got another one by now hello we could have got another chest

Plate by now though this is not the attitude dude it’s what we do because this is the finale we need to reacquire those discs all right so one shot come on we’re not going to fail we’re really not turbo you we just won the operation and

Then you didn’t long out with the disc i think i have a plan don’t you mind i have i had a good plan okay what’s your plan in my base i had to end crystals i’m pretty sure go go now take this [ __ ] oh no oh wait no they’ve been there the

Augustus were in the end chest you have 30 seconds chest plate okay there is no hope in sight would you like cover fire yes no you’re doing okay okay he fell he fell he fell he’s trying to put it back up shooting at him wait no that’s you

Every time hello dram it is hi bo man from the side i’ve hit him like 20 times how does he actually still have health left he is gapped shouldn’t be able to hit me he’s going to kill you no no no he will not i’m better i’m better i’m actually just better at

The video game he is yeah actually he’s green and he’s actually quite bad at sea he can’t even hit a shot oh [ __ ] he could scam us he’s out of character oh my god you said oh that was from that one disney movie wasn’t it where

He was the company’s fandom was like no no the kung fu panda was like competition oh wait i don’t like it oh did you get the disc yes and no okay so no oh what was the yes part this plate now all three one discrete no

I drop all my stuff you drop all yours don’t you dare oh oh it’s gone that was actually the disc you [ __ ] up dream you [ __ ] up green disc burns okay okay if he agrees if he burns the green disc this whole thing’s off where are they dream

He’s got a pearl he’s literally got a pearl i know what he’s gonna do are we going to trade no because you’re gonna scam me dream i’m not a [ __ ] i’m the king of business for the final trade dream would drop the discs behind him and i would drop the

Nether right chest plate you know what to do move between now go to bow go go go go now i already did let’s go can we do a visual high five right now yeah okay three okay two one bam You