Dream Speedruns while Sapnap BLOWTORCHES a McChicken | Stream Highlights

Let’s go lesbians that just sound so awkward i’m spider-man i’m spider-man [Laughter] oh okay oh my god i just how many did i throw i throw three did they break okay i threw two oh one broke that is dumb ten minute lag nope it’s the room we start the day with

The first seed being a sub 30 time i think so unless i screw it up which i could do First run of the day we get a 2846 not bad not too shabby wow not too shabby not bad there’s a lot of gold here gold gold i got this new uh like tower like body wash stuff whatever yeah i smell great congratulations george finally holy hell it’s been years

Hey watch this watch this you stupid little baby ooh yummy yummy oh what the five minute legs almost killed me easily make it without like throwing up i’m making it in scuffed scuffed fashion can you write down these chords please the seat is crap though i mean wyoming isn’t real i don’t know

Is wyoming have you ever heard of wyoming stuff now no what’s that i don’t know apparently it’s a state psych what i’m gonna experiment on this hot and spicy chicken experiment hold on i’m grabbing this this blow torch i’m going to light it on fire and see what happens

Can you hear this can you hear that yes then his house is going to catch on fire oh my god i just burnt it congratulations if you put something on fire it burns breaking news if you catch something on fire it burns next up if you go underwater you will need to breathe

I have a toothpick i’m going to poke it now uh their marriage is streaming i poked a hole in it no way how about you try this experiment where you used open the window and you throw it out and see what happens see if it comes back i’m the village idiot

My next experiment is do you hear this stream for my hair this trick how much iron do i have do you hear this what is that this is my this is my credit card i’m going to swipe my credit card in the mcchicken for the next test i’m going to plug this

Charger into the mcchicken and plug it into my phone and see if it charges let’s see if your phone explodes uh a cold generator memes you got it if you know you know if you know you know bro next thing you know you gotta go to dreams house yeah

That’s the place to buddy was moved out of your channel and on to our next segment crappy rappers this video we codeless that every time you catch something on fire it burns including mcchicken rappers surprise surprise guys stop oh he just forgot he got indonesia he’s like carry on i’m just like these

Are not the droids you’re looking for and he’s like okay carry on they’re everywhere and they’re angry oh god there’s more of them dream what the hell is wrong with your mic what do you mean you suck good scuffed seed but you know how we do oh never mind shots again Tree straps are op that rabbit just died genders all right we’re testing the theory george let’s make sure it’s exactly right all right here we go we go i wasn’t even on full health oh i that was a terrible test i wasn’t on full health george we will never know

Oh we’ll never know i was two hearts i was two hearts down we’ll never know we’ll never know if boys watch stream on there’s them again boys watch me i’m telling you my youtube analytics is 88 male 8 that means that that means that 8.8 million males watch my content and that only

1.2 million females watch my content hello you couldn’t mark down these coordinates please i would really appreciate it yeah mock them down guys so that’s going to be back george what are we going to do oh god what are we gonna do i don’t know he’s gonna come back in any second

Any minute so annoying oh god holy cow i don’t know what we’re supposed to do his time’s out already he could have come back ages ago fortress i was just about to go because i see a cliff all right a caving cliff oh no no no i was speed bridging perfectly fine

All day and then i mess up i mess up i mess up once once one time one time and it ruins it ruins a great run we were only seven minutes in we were seven minutes in what what was that noise george what what’s wrong with you sometimes you have to believe in

The dream oh no Oh oh i mean no wait wait real time could be no no way six seconds no way it could be no way oh you might have started the timer early or all night i don’t know no it’s you can’t squeeze six seconds out no check your in-game time there’s no in-game time

That’s not quick enough i was six seconds off oh what was that you suck i didn’t think there was lava there i didn’t i thought it was just like a hill another hill i just run over the hill and i jump off and there’s just lava i love a pit

I was expecting there to be ground there you suck how about you get a sub 50 run how about you get a sub 25 i’m trying yeah dream’s favorite song growing up was like what’s that one song you will remember me for a second no

No no no it wasn’t no no no no that’s one mistake that’s not my favorite song that’s what dream listened to in the car when he’s going to his football games he’d be like picture pictureless picture this this is dream on the way to a football game okay he’s on the school bus

Yeah but he’s everybody around him is talking socializing he has his hoodie on beats headphones over the hoodies okay no no no not centuries and he’s just head down looking straight down trying to focus for his big game huh oh my friends that’s george you’re mistaken you’re the one

He looks around my friend sees his friends are talking he mutters what a bunch of losers dabs in the distance yeah we should make a fanfiction i’m telling you lunchbox the nice aroma dreams dream peers into his lunchbox the delectable scent of cat papoo fills his nostrils mmm my

Favorite he mutters the mutter stream he licks his lips ferociously he ferociously licks slowly takes the cat acknowledging the delectable smell examines it he peels off the white fur that has been growing on it for the last two weeks and adds it to his collection he slowly

Puts the cat poop in his mouth and takes a nice big bite he contemplates which direction he’d like to take the bite he takes a big juicy gulp the cat poop is so delicious the cat papu tastes so swimmingly like a penguin waddling around in the arctic dream quickly finishes up his

Snack as he realizes the bus is pulling into the stadium he quickly he swiftly wipes the corner of his mouth hiding all evidence of his dream of his sins dream stream captures his ipod nano with his right hand he captures it like a pokemon he changes this

He changes the song to own it [Laughter] you guys done after all is said and done only a few crumbs of cat poop remains he will have to wait till later to feast fully he acknowledges he’ll have to earn these last nibbles if you win the game [Laughter]

Before the game he decides if he plays really well he will piss his bed that night that’s not funny george do you ever shut the [ __ ] up that’s my question whoa just like it’s like unfiltered sap nap day or something he just thinks he can just suddenly

Touch just bam from the team speak benefits you said it i said i said that you said do it i said that oh yeah i’m i’m only take your first answer he said i can only take your first answer i’m sorry you gu youtube goofing off not realizing you can join

I hit you with a 10 minute band and then unbanned you instantly and you were like oh scoobs got all the scuba diving in the lava might be the strat scuba diving scuba diving scooby diving oh that just reminded me stand up literally like logged out and [Laughter]

Puns on the server and and and and we said no no logging out we said no logging out okay we said no logging out no no no no no i was gonna die so we logged out and then puns killed him anyway he logged out and died well while these uh children

Argue anyway How are you guys how are you doing all right all right let’s just continue this i’ll just take with an iron pick it’s not that long right okay there’s no eyes hey good triangulation practice it was a long run pog blocks all right oh thank you so much thank you for the donation

Love you sorry i missed your last one you just speed bridge into lava come on there we go oh god there’s no fortress it’s okay i tried to do a that’s a pog parkour jump but didn’t quite work sleep sleep i’m a grown ass man i will sleep when i want to

[ __ ] off i appreciate the concern i’m fine no fortress yeah that is oh god no fortress anyway i wanted that cooked food