DSp’s Minecraft Money-Making Scheme!

This is how i play the game Oh my god what the [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that is an epic [ __ ] intro dude i have to warn everyone warning what you may see right now is going to be absolutely disgusting sound good all right that’s sounds good to me i see many people joining i see many people enjoying the

New emotes for those who are not aware today is the first day we are employing the new halloween themed emotes Last night i decorated my office cat and i uh set some stuff up here we got some returning stuff and we’ve got some brand new stuff this year as you will see shortly in fact if i still have it set up i can show you let me see if i have

To set up i do so here we are everyone the new the new setup uh of the office that you’re gonna see on webcam all month long so as you can see we got some returning stuff and we got some new stuff bonemeal is here but sadly bonemeal i can’t seem to get

Him to stay on camera like i hadn’t tried to give him to sit here and just sitting here uh this morning he’s fallen four times i don’t think he’s going to be able to stay up there uh for any lengthy period of time i think he’s going to be falling um

But as you can see we got new stuff behind me we got old stuff good stuff for the month of october so webcam will look like this pretty much for all of october with more than likely bonemeal is not going to be there because you’re gonna see he’s gonna keep

Falling so i’m probably gonna put him down on the couch next to me or whatever um but pretty cool right [Laughter] excuse me should be from my throat we’re gonna be playing minecraft as an early stream usually when i play minecraft it’s a late night chill stream

But people have expressed the desire for me to play minecraft on the earlier stream for two separate reasons oh money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money money and so we’re doing it today okay the first reason is because it’s always

A late stream and there are people who like to watch me play minecraft and they’re disappointed that they never get to be here live for when i play it so today we’re doing it early so those people who maybe couldn’t be here for the later streams and finally want to

See me play minecraft live have the ability to do so fyi my minecraft streams are very interactive in fact i’d say about 50 of the point of the stream is just to talk with you guys it’s really not about the gameplay of the game half the time i get distracted and

Don’t even focus in on the gameplay so i’m feeling kind of the same vibe for today it’s gonna be more about us hanging out and talking and having fun and yes they’ll be gameplay but that’s not really the main you know focus of everything going on okay

So that’s number one the other thing is for the past couple of months whenever i stream minecraft i have this new thing that i’ve been doing where the top contributor of that streaming session gets something in the game in their honor whether it means i just named something for example we have a

Villager named mr twisty we’ve got a cat named planet jeff we’ve got a building named i think it’s like this house of stench or something like that daddy it’s just it just can’t it’s oh cash grab it’s a blatant cash grab talk about a cash grab

Um but i’ve also made things in the game based off of people’s requests i have a giant tombstone on the edge of a cliff uh with an epitaph you know on the front of it i’ve got a quote to ozomandius on the top of my lighthouse okay i got a

Big sculpture that i made there’s all these different things and that i’ve done as a request of top contributors so pretty cool and so that we’re doing the exact same thing today uh whoever’s the top contributor by the end of today’s stream all right minecraft stream will get

Something in the game created or named after them fair enough so we’ll see we’ll see what happens with today’s stream now last week’s top contributor was phillips smelly chair but they have not as yet requested anything so if they come back today by the way the noise you just heard was

Bone meal falling to the to the couch i know he’s not gonna be able to sit on the couch this year like last year it was really hard to get him to stay up there this year it seems like he just will not stay at all so i think he’s

Gonna sit next to me like he’ll be propped up next to me on the couch um so you should still be able to somewhat see him but i don’t think that he’s going to be uh sitting on top of the couch this year he’s just no way he will not stand up anymore

But it’s cool we’ll see if i can get him to at least like propped up next to me so you can see him in the frame um but anyway um yeah phillips smelly chair was the top contributor of last week but he hasn’t requested anything yet so if he happens to come by

Uh for today and says oh i’d like this in the game cool we can work on it um i’m happy i’m open to working on it on the stream today i’ll be part of our stream but as of right now we got nothing all right so let’s see what

Happens today with that let’s see if we get any you know any requesting or anything and we’ll go from there alright uh but yeah top contributor today by the end of the stream whoever the top contributor is we’ll be able to request something for my next minecraft stream now fyi full disclosure

I’m only planning to do this stream as an early stream once for the rest of this month october the minecraft stream will go back to being a late night stream alright um quite frankly number one i wanted to try this out and see how it works we’ll see

If this ends up being a stream that entertains you guys and hooks you and you want to keep me doing it as an earlier stream at some point but it’s really an experiment and the other thing is uh also being very i’m pretty honest with all of you

It’s now october 1st starting today all of my major bills for the month start clearing so if i raise a significant amount of funds via tips today because people want to be the top contributor that’s great those are funds i can put straight towards bills right now and it

Would help me tremendously during this month which is why i’m doing it this early in the month to see if this works if this ends up being something that works and people contribute and people enjoy i would consider doing this early on every month like the first or second

Of every month could be a major minecraft stream uh to help out okay but we’ll see we don’t know how it’s going to go blatantly milking for money dom pedro braganza who knows who the heck that is that’s a real person or not i don’t know to me a dollar

And says you should pre-record the plug segment it’s usually five-ish minutes long you can use that pre-recorded time to get yourself some water use the bathroom so we don’t get a bathroom break at the end of the pre-stream well here’s the thing you’ll hear me do plugs at the beginning

Of the stream and then that’s it it’s all about the gameplay after that and yes shout outs for those who contribute but i’m not sitting here constantly talking about it hey cheers cheer someone tip share someone tip i don’t really do that all right now in regards to don pedro berganza’s

Suggestion oh phil why don’t you just do a pre-recorded segment that you just play on on pre-stream that sounds exactly the same every single day and that way uh you know you don’t have to do it live and that way uh you know you can go do something else during five

Ten minutes or whatever as it plays two reasons why i’m not going to do that the first is i think that’s completely disingenuous i’m here to put on a live stream i promote it as an interactive experience if i’m running pre-recorded segments that’s not interactive at all

To me that screams lack of effort and i’ll give you an example when i used to listen to radio shows like the howard stern show okay when they did live plugs on the show which they did frequently i liked that because there was opportunity for improv there was opportunity for interaction

Um with the people in the studio et cetera and for me if i’m doing a free stream like this and i’m giving you these shout outs you know live shout outs live promotions or whatever i can still read the stream chat and i can still interact with you guys if someone

Says something interesting or whatever during that segment and a lot of times someone might ask a question or whatever and i bring it up or maybe there’s something pertinent to that that day and people want to talk about it i’ll talk about it i like that i want you to understand that’s the

Whole point it’s the interactivity of the stream right that’s the deal if i’m doing a pre-recorded plug segment it takes away that feeling of like genuineness of the stream it seems more like he’s just doing it he’s just doing this segment for the money man he’s just running this

Because he wants to make a block their money give their money let the green roll in people who actually support me understand that when you tip a dollar it doesn’t really help that much because when you tip a dollar paypal takes 40 30 to 40 cents out of

That so every dollar tipped i get like 60 cents so the difference here is oh i want to support phil tonight so i’m gonna you know tip him i was gonna do five dollar tips i’ll do a five dollar tip because i know they take one fee versus oh i’m

Just gonna keep tipping a dollar so phil has to keep saying stupid [ __ ] on his stream i know he doesn’t get much money but i still get my shout out see what i mean share it with a bigger amount and make them bigger so that way they’re more significant you know

So you know he runs a recorded pre-pre-recorded pre-stream pre-recorded ads you know it sounds like a syndicated show and that’s not what i am i’m just a dude this is not a dude pig roach i mean this is not a show this is not a you know a product this is me

Real and live on the stream every day all right i’m not about that i wouldn’t want to do that okay the second thing is when you do a pre-recorded thing people pay attention i know i tell you for a fact again when i was listening like the

Howard stern show and he would run an ad that was pre-recorded and you know it sounds exactly the same every time he runs it i would completely tune out sometimes i would change the station sometimes i would just turn down the volume i don’t want to be advertised to

You know if i’m going to be advertised to at least give me the effort of doing it live and talking with me and making it a fun you know organic thing not oh i didn’t even put the effort in for that so i’m just gonna [ __ ] pre-record it

And play the same thing 25 times a month i want to do that okay if i listen if i i’m going to advertise i’m going to suffer you see you guys got to suffer through the ads i’m going to suffer when i do them i’m going to do it

Live right i i understand where don is coming from he’s like dude it really is you’re saying almost the same thing every day why not just record it because i don’t want to have to suffer you know i don’t want to have to do this to begin

With maybe one day i won’t have to maybe one day somehow things will turn around for the better and i won’t have to advertise to you guys anymore we’ll somehow get back to where i was you know seven years ago on youtube where things are good i don’t have to do this stuff

Anymore i really seriously doubt it i don’t see how the hell that’s going to happen um but you know in the meantime if i have to advertise i’m going to do it live because that’s only fair i want to show that i’m putting the effort in to do it and

It’s only fair to you guys i don’t want you guys to feel like this pre-stream is meaningless and you can tune out and there’s nothing of any value in it there is okay all right oh hold on we got a couple more contributions that came in vogue

Democrats here he says i’m not sure how the rest of the chat feels but i’m really feeling the new emotes seems like he’s pushing the halloween thing way too hard just my opinion he’s not really feeling the emotes vote democrat hates halloween everyone if you guys aren’t aware vote democrat

Hates halloween it’s he feels it’s the worst holiday of the year he feels very offended at these emotes he’s been triggered apparently he’s been very triggered by these emotes maybe he’s had a horrible halloween experience as a child maybe one year he dressed up as spider-man and everyone made fun of him

And said it looked like he was wearing uh you know underoos or something i don’t know what happened i don’t know for some reason vote democrat hates halloween he hates the emails he hates everything class now says the emotes are bad wow you guys are [ __ ] hater you guys seriously are like

You guys are unsatisfiable i mean that too like it doesn’t matter what we do it doesn’t matter you know the emotes went live last night i actually did it earlier than i had planned i put them out last night everyone loved them everyone’s like wow

This is cool for a full whole month we could have these cool themed emotes we even got one here for the joker to tie in with the new uh joaquin phoenix joker movie coming out this week and it’s a clown email everyone jokes with phil

Being a clown you can use that in the stream chat everyone’s all excited everyone’s all positive some people even ask me they said phil you keep consider keeping some of these to replace the old emails because we actually feel these redone ones for halloween are actually a little better than the previous ones

Today oh these emotes suck uh you know these are terrible uh these are just garbage everything you do is garbage throw it out burn it dumpster fire jay what a nice attitude oniony salty aftertaste in my mouth how about this if you like the emotes great thanks use

Them if you don’t like the emotes i’m sorry we tried we wanted to do something fun for the month you know we tried to do something different rather than having the same damn emotes all year long figured maybe mixing it up a little bit for the holidays is something nice um

You know it’s something different if you don’t like them that’s okay you know what everyone has a different opinion everyone has a personal preference some people like things some people don’t i’m not here to [ __ ] on you i’m not i’m not going to be the old phil

The old phil would have been very obstinate and angry about this about [ __ ] you [ __ ] get the [ __ ] out [ __ ] you up be in your ass [ __ ] that [ __ ] [ __ ] you [ __ ] [ __ ] i’m not gonna be like that anymore all right i’m gonna say this thank you for the feedback

Not everything is for everyone personally i find the emotes refreshing and different certainly these are not emotes i would want to keep all year long having some of these emotes during christmas time would be pretty jarring i think but i’m just saying i think right now they’re pertinent to the month i love

Halloween personally you guys know every year i kind of do extra stuff for halloween anyway this is the first year we’re actually doing nice themed custom emotes for this holiday i thought it was a nice touch popsicle went out of his way to work to make these for us and for

Us to enjoy them if you don’t like them that’s perfectly fine thank you for the feedback but understand that a lot of people seem to like them and they’re not going anywhere they’re going to be here for the month fair enough what i’m trying to just do as much of a

Mature and measured response as i possibly can instead of being like old me and ripping my shirt off like the hulk and freaking out and throwing things around slamming and saying that you’re an entitled piece of crap you know i used to do all that stupid [ __ ]

And i’m not gonna do that anymore because everyone’s different i’ve learned that over the years different strokes for different folks you don’t like it you don’t like it that’s okay at least you’re not being disrespectful and being a jerk you’re actually very respectful in expressing your opinion vote democrat so i thank

You for that i was just joking around saying that you don’t like halloween i hope you understand that i was just messing with you i was joshing you okay so hopefully most of you like the new emotes for this month okay all i can taste is the saltiness

Uh impact it took me a dollar and says since you’re watching spongebob get ready for the game what do you think of the show i grew up with the classic seasons of the show um i think the show’s good you know what the show kind of reminds me of it kind

Of reminds me of ren and stimpy but not as disgusting because ren and stimpy was like it was like edgy humor but it was to the point where there was like really gross stuff like boogers on tables and you know real so some real nasty kind of

Vile potty humor style stuff um that i don’t think spongebob goes that far but i think it’s just kind of really over the top silly stuff um and some episodes are more like let me put it this way some episodes aren’t as risque and some episodes are way more risque

Um but i like that it’s a mix some episodes i like i don’t really laugh at all and then other episodes i think are quite funny um depending on the subject matter so it’s pretty good i like the show actually it’s like a five-year-old kid

You know i don’t love it it’s not the best thing i’ve ever seen obviously it’s a cartoon that came out in the late 90s so by then i wasn’t watching cartoons anymore so really that’s why i missed out on it i’d never seen it until now i

Know 20 years later i’m finally watching spongebob right um but you know i definitely see why people like liked it because it does have things both for kids and for adults and that’s why i can watch it now and enjoy it even though it’s meant for kids primarily the adult audience i can

Understand why they would like it to so i actually like it i’ve so far i’ve saw half of season five and i think we’re on like i want to say episode seven or eight of season one so we got ways to go to see it all you know but so far it’s

Been entertaining okay i’m an actual intelligent human a mature adult i’m not a kid who still has indoctrinated children who send him money blatantly milking for money it’s a money pit it’s gone just gone like that in an instant [ __ ] gone i just care about money that i just can’t help it

Contributions are mandatory but i need your help i am appealing directly to no decency no respect no common sense no [ __ ] maturity is the guy who just doesn’t get reality