ducc – Keemstar’s Minecraft stream (8/10/2018) #HateDiesMinecraftArrives

What is up stream oh dude no I god damn it alright guys one minute I died bruh the students actually put of course of course a play minecraft what the [ __ ] you think this is this is hate guys loves arrives there’s some [ __ ] like that it’s a protest oh my god why can’t

I just go to the how many viewers do we have oh my god we have 1600 viewers alright keep it going keep it going alright listen I’m gonna like for this whole hour cuz it doesn’t start for an hour technically for this whole hour I’m gonna be on like like Twitter and

Everything like getting everybody to stream so Barrett bear with me alright listen but before I do that we’re gonna have to kill this guy wait what dude they’re cheating can I get a referee to look at this dude he should fall he should fall lava lava got him okay I gotta be careful

Uh let me see here chat let’s do 10 minutes BAM got it see 30 minutes oh I don’t care if they quit or not no dude I’m getting such bad luck here someone has to teach me the ways of the Minecraft whoa whoa whoa whoa how do i

What what why is my character looking this way well how do i how did I get on the screen stop it that’s [ __ ] what’s the reverse button now I’m a bat how do I look what what is this backwards what is this inverted [ __ ] I can’t do this right now

Someone’s gonna help me out what is this how do I change the camera whoa whoa all right there we go all were shoutcasting we have Kamandi who is on fire over here and he’s going up against Joe Paris it is a snowball battle he’s hiding out on the fire right

Now it’s going back and forth it’s anybody’s game of course we have another player up above Logan Paul up above oh and Kannagi goes down we have the Jay Parsa up here just chillin going at the Logan Paul Logan Paul up in his suit same one he wore at the press conference he’s

About to fall down no he’s still walking around everything’s looking good and he’s gonna try to bring him down right there with those snowballs and he does it can he get him one more level can I get him one more level it’s a battle to the death

It could be anyone’s game Logan jumping all over the place and oh oh oh Logan almost Falls he’s hiding in the fire that move we’re and the winner –whoa it ball oh god OMG all right so guys technically the thing the thing doesn’t start until one hour

Let’s see how many people are streaming minecraft right now twitch browse oh my god there’s 12,000 viewers there is 12,000 viewers on minecraft ladies and gentlemen this is happening this is actually happening that’s an hour early – all right snowballs people snowballs yeah right oh god them how come mine stop throwing

Snowballs why’s my not throwing snowballs oh my gosh I was hitting the wrong button what I’m getting played got him got him got him got him got him got him I just play it smart man where is this guy oh no damn it I don’t know who keemstar is

My name isn’t keemstar call me rose ladies and gentlemen hate died minecraft arrived true story bye oh my god I’m still up what why is it in this mode stop stop what is this mode alright that’s I’m not used to this game yet okay I need a couple practice runs

Dude this kids at this kid’s cheating hacks oh my god they got me on the bottom level dude I’m definitely losing this oh my god that’s all these kids doos place gave all day how am I supposed to win oh my god I’m only playing against one guy

Alright well he’s he’s not that guy’s losing that guy’s definitely losing dude I just paid $20 to play this on PlayStation 4 I’m not playing it on any other system you’re [ __ ] at the game I’m new I haven’t played Minecraft since like 2010 give me a break

You love me but I’m not good all right we’ll all get better all right here we go and besides this is an hour early okay hate dies minecraft arrives doesn’t start for another hour oh my god that guy right there how are you alive this

Guy is so crap god dammit don’t let that guy win don’t let that little blond-haired kid win get them get him oh my god yes that’s what you get make a world oh my god oh my god stop doing them stop doing the look thing stop doing the look thing that dude

I hate the [ __ ] look thing bro live-action here with a minecraft snowball wars we have a Sambi boy going up against Logan Paul look at Paul at the top oh and he’s fallen down to level 2 Oh hit a bomb and he’s still going launching the snowballs at the zombie

Boy zombie boy not even throwing any back but now he does getting into it jumping up and down and he falls down and there you have it JP winning again wow this is such BS man they gang up on me man they gang up on me by

I’m not playing these games with you where’d he go where’d he go where’d he go all right let me see how many viewers are a Minecraft we’re getting close we got 50 minutes until it starts twitch TV oh god new games started dude they bully

Me bro I’m ready man I’m ready oh my god why student look thing got him got him no no no all minecraft is rising it’s rising thirteen thousand viewers people thirteen thousand viewers it is rising it is rising oh okay how do I leave this wait how do

I okay AXA game are you sure okay guys I’m not playing on pc i’m playing on playstation 4 and that is final how do I join a server why can’t I join a server there’s like no servers to join how come you already text that nobody I don’t know

Where he is you can’t join servers on ps4 will that’s stupid all right this is my minecraft tutorial I’ve never played minecraft before the legit way so bear with me hi guys my name’s Jerry the canary and this is my minecraft channel alright well I just beat up a tree okay alright

All right we’re getting it good okay now if I remember correctly I need to build tools I don’t really know how to build tools though how do I make a crafting table oh my god the [ __ ] [ __ ] square okay perfect okay okay I got eight sticks okay let me see okay

I figured it out I think I did it I think I did it alright I need a house alright I made a crafting table now what oh my god there’s a pig alright wait got them got them alright cool I think I’m figuring this out people I’m killing a cow too

All right I need to get back to my my building block or wait how do I use the wait where is it right there how do I use the tool shed or wait what okay Stone Kim collect cobblestone okay hold on all right I need to make yes how

Do I make that got it good how do I change my inventory around okay got it wait okay just get the [ __ ] [ __ ] out of here got it all right okay now we’re onto some [ __ ] yes yo we are mining boys look at this yo

This is some real [ __ ] Nass oh my god I can’t see anything all right alright we’re getting it figured out why is this actually the greatest I don’t know but I think maybe we should turn the music up huh options wait yeah options settings audio there now we

Can get a real feel for it huh [ __ ] is this my stairway okay this is gonna be the stairway to the mine wait hold on where’s the I gotta change my setting here how do you get to first person there we go guys I think we’re gonna have a breakthrough soon all right

Yeah it’s getting close oh we did it we did it okay the hell was that okay they killed my pick ax men we’re gonna have to build something else okay all right look we can’t make that because we need gold but we can make this son of a

[ __ ] right there okay yeah come on piggy want to play with me now piggy come over here all right listen now that we have the mine done we have to make like hold on let me see how do I want to do this inventory let’s get my

Blocks and put them down here okay so this is my cobblestone house see do you do this is just like the entrance wait how do I jump I’m gonna have an indoor pool people you need to indoor pool you feel me but I’m gonna need like green I don’t

Know how this is gonna work let’s see here um I need a shovel right I need a shovel I gotta make a shovel oh [ __ ] it’s getting dark oh my god it’s literally getting dark I’m screwed what am i doing okay hold on hold on dude the things they’re gonna

Kill us all right I gotta focus here how do I make a torch torch torch torch George what is that I don’t know what I’m doing oh I need charcoal oh no all right we’re gonna have to oh no dude I need light wait what what did it tell me to do

Lover oh yeah we’re dead ow all right we need to find charcoal I don’t know if this is a good idea oh that was a bad idea oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] um oh god what did I do help someone shooting [ __ ] at me I’m building a wall no no oh god they’re

Killing me this is [ __ ] this game is a scam that was unfair how long we got 30 minutes listing starts okay hold on let me see how it’s looking how’s the protest going guys ah still 13,000 people on minecraft it’s getting scary all right I’m gonna plug it real quick I

Have 30 minutes to get good don’t worry I’ll get good I will get good I will be the best banks tweeted save banks what are you talking about you what the [ __ ] all right so the only [ __ ] reason I’m tweeting this right now is in case I go missing

Or something happens to me y’all need to know the truth so we’re in this very traditional Hotel in Japan and some grunge type [ __ ] like shoes off the off at the door to sleep on the floor type [ __ ] and it’s 4 a.m. here mmm could it get any crappier the answer is

[ __ ] yes I open up my snapchat cat casually recorded something I proceeded to try to save it the snap and it won’t let me I [ __ ] with the screen it tap it a few times and see if it responds the tax box pops up as it will but then it

Wouldn’t let me click off I swear on everything I couldn’t make the [ __ ] up my phone starts [ __ ] typing itself you need to go back you need to go home and a bunch of other random [ __ ] my [ __ ] heart stopped and I finally managed to lead it but it didn’t end

There what the [ __ ] I deleted the [ __ ] but my phone was like fighting or fighting to type [ __ ] out and then oh man I gotta tax them it’s gotta be trolling right she’s just too crazy he just texts me back bro I’m scared shitless all right one minute let me go to a

YouTube and promote my stream real quick all right let’s see did you do to do to do to do a few channel community all right let me see if there’s an update oh it’s starting to rise 14,000 viewers it’s happening people it’s happening I wonder who else is streaming

That’s big on right now let me see a couple people a couple people a couple people let’s get it hate dies minecraft arrives people it’s a real thing it’s really happening alright let’s let’s live okay let’s let’s figure it out dude houses thing killing me you’re on fire bro die what Wow

Getting that nobody already text them I don’t know DS do it yeah this camps are horrible man I don’t know what to tell you alright I’m on it now alright we’re gonna make some tools and we’re gonna do this right oh [ __ ] I got a swim-up I’m gonna die my bad oh

Oh what is that those rocks are different oh [ __ ] oh god oh god okay okay all right so listen first things first we need to make the the thing okay what is the thing that we need crafting okay we need four of these one okay we got four all right perfect

We made one all right crafting table complete now we need to make that how do we make that we need sticks okay wait we need more we need more trees oh [ __ ] no get the F out of here homie homie I don’t play that homie dude why

Is the skeleton not on fire oh my god here we go with the stupid camera [ __ ] yo it’s the squid really trying to get frisky with me ain’t having it homey ain’t having it homey Gotham Gotham wait do I even need the crafting table wait what

All right let me see well where’s the pickaxe at why is that gone I don’t understand we’re at the [ __ ] worth it where’s the tools at uptown what how are all the tools gone I used to have all these options to make tools now I don’t what what done happen

And now they’re back that’s weird okay so what do I need for that I need cobblestone or 93 how do I get the cobblestone alright let me just do this let me make this I don’t even know if this is what we need okay all right not bad oh my god the

Stupid look [ __ ] okay now what do I need I need the music box where the hell did I end up going oh there it is okay crafting tools all right yes okay we’ll take that yeah okay inventory let’s move that with this okay now we got a real pickaxe let’s see here

Oh we got some stuff what is that iron right or something a whole patch of iron pretty sure that’s good the only problem is we can’t see anything oh god I just got killed but boom more iron all right we need to get light in here somehow oh my god I can’t

See anything I don’t know where I am this is [ __ ] I don’t know where I’m looking all right cool got it I think I got it all right all right good we’re kinda out of this do my phone’s going off like crazy what the [ __ ] is going on [ __ ] Friday for today

What are we playing minecraft now only alright guys it’s getting dark again I messed up big time alright listen we made it all the whole that’s good now we got to find the crafting box we found the crafting box we need some tools y’all alright let’s

Make that or did I just make a hoe let’s make a axe you huh okay inventory dude wait hold on what what am i doing am i looking to up or down oh my god I’m so confused there we go all right I’m out of the hole I’m next to the thing

Crafting what am I trying to make oh yeah this I need stick and charcoal damn it I need charcoal can’t see anything oh my god there’s zombies and Wolf’s over there okay we need a plan you know what’s glowing over there something’s going over there I’m on it people

Turn the gamba up is that the trick oh my god 15 minutes until it starts people 15 minutes until it starts yo dude let’s see if there’s anybody else protesting oh my god minecraft has 90,000 viewers it’s happening people it’s actually happening we have 10% of what fortnight

Has I don’t know what to do really is this an axe no it’s a hoe right oh my god oh my god there’s [ __ ] bad guys everywhere can I just avoid everything by doing this I could just stand up here right and no one can get me why isn’t anyone

Else thought of that it’s brilliant the bad guys can’t get me up I’m up here right it’s pretty easy dude pretty easy life hacks minecraft axe yo I’ve been playing this game for how long and I already figured it out bro I already 2000 IQ all right let me talk to

Ricky a little bit figure out what the hell is going on here Yo I think banks is legitimately uh like getting haunted alright dude listen it starts in ten minutes twenty thousand viewers were ten percent of the way there yo how many people are actually streaming minecraft I want to see one dude this dude has five thousand viewers he has more viewers than me let’s

[ __ ] go okay one two three oh my god there’s actually a lot there’s actually a lot holy crap I mean a lot of these guys have like ten viewers but there’s a lot oh my god it goes on forever oh my god there’s so many people stream

Of this it’s still going there has to be a thousand people streaming minecraft right now it’s still going I have it I’m dude I’m scrolling for a lifetime bro there might legitimate ly be a thousand people streaming minecraft right now it’s insane let’s go I need this to update I know there’s

More than 20,000 viewers there has to be alright this is seriously as such a life hack look oh no oh no are they waiting for me alright inventory put the cobblestone here all right can I just okay you know the sun’s coming out so don’t they burn or something

Can I just bridge away I’m gonna fall oh my god I’m gonna fall dude what’s going on my phone is going off like crazy bro I’m so [ __ ] scared you need to know if I die or some weird [ __ ] happens this isn’t a joke confidence my men okay wait wait why

Don’t they burn how are they alive wait what all right let me get close to the ground did it using the trees as an escape go go go go go go go we did it we did it oh [ __ ] oh no oh my god alright we’re good we’re good

The lifehack work the lifehack work I repeat life hacks worked oh [ __ ] what was that noise it’s a spider how is it alive still low how many times you gotta hit this thing dude I’m not dying not today not today daddy longlegs yeah that’s what I thought get whoop done

Alright how do I eat the food inventory Apple how do I eat it 5,000 viewers let’s go minecraft type it’s happening people all right I think what we’re gonna need is an axe alright alright wait wait no alright what’s this give me that alright so crafting all right what we

Need is we need one of these so we need these okay okay now we need one of these okay mmm inventory weight inventory take that replace it with the mushroom or whatever place that down now crafting wait why can’t but I have the thing why

Is that not showing up wha where are the tools at what the why but okay hold on I think we need more of these I don’t understand I don’t understand how do I eat the food there’s the tools okay we need this axe got it perfect all right wood four days boys

Would four days boys oh [ __ ] where’s that dude we just got to go underground man cuz we need to get charcoal like bad okay I’m going for it Oh God how was I supposed to know all right where’s the spot that I died okay there’s the okay there’s that

We’re wait how do I damnit I don’t know where I died at [ __ ] I gotta start all over man it all comes down to getting charcoal I think what do you mean my mics broken my mics not broken why did I make another tool thing I

Didn’t need that all right what I do need is this okay perfect okay why is not letting me make tools what the what is this why I don’t what how come the tools don’t come up then like that makes no sense to me why so weird

What do you mean Brent mic my mics dudu click the table okay cool alright we’re on it we’re on it dudes any charcoaled bad oh my god it’s dark out no wonder why I couldn’t see [ __ ] oh I’m just gonna go to the center of the earth I’ll be fine

I saw it in a minecraft tutorial what was that oh my god I lost my pickaxe okay let’s see put a table there crafting and let’s just make another one of these got it alright good I cannot see a thing I don’t even know if there’s any light

Coming down through oh yeah I guess there is some dude how far can I go down oh I found gold boys we got gold we got it hey oh my god we found gold okay we pretty much beat this game is that the final level all right I need to wait

What is this this is good stuff to wait so if I found gold there’s got to be charcoal around here somewhere Oh what is that yes yes lights we have [ __ ] lights shut the front door oh my god shut the front door oh my God look at this oh okay well that

Ain’t that bad people if you think about it and then we can just go down from here I I got to go back to my chest wherever that would be so I can make another [ __ ] we’re not even come from oh that way okay inventory dirt okay

Where is my freaking box yeah oh there it is alright I’m gonna need one of these thank you all right guys we got lights finally you still need to find charcoal though I don’t know where to find charcoal let’s switch to the wood one get rid of this dirt

How deep is the stirred more yes okay cool alright guys we’re getting somewhere I think make sure your torches are cold and you go to settings and turn the gamma all the way up well I don’t have any torches wait should I mind this redstone like can I replace it ok

Inventory wait where did it go oh is that’s what’s giving me coal shut up did I just get cold from that no I didn’t get cold from that I must actually found coal at some point what does that give me I don’t think I’m getting anything for that Batroc this cannot be broken Oh God we have bedrock okay I’m in trouble I got to get out of here okay uh crafting we don’t have enough for anything do we okay um wait it’s that coal no son of a [ __ ] I died for nothing I took an L for nothing

Guys am I ever gonna get out of here I don’t know how to make torches I need charcoal to pluck crafting look you I can’t make a torch I need charcoal oh my god what no I’m never getting out of here I’m never getting out of here how did that even

Just happen what the flying dick hole okay okay guys we’re getting out I think wait move it whatever it doesn’t matter oh [ __ ] I beat the game I beat it I’m the first one to conquer minecraft okay I’m actually having I’m actually having fun as stupid as that sounds

Alright crafting alright I would like to make I have gold though didn’t I find gold oh no that was the other one alright well I definitely need one of those guys I have a sword now oh my god why is it doing this all right I made a couple pickaxes so

They’d last longer okay so let’s see where is the main hole the main holes right there so I’m going to try right here I need to find some like diamond or some gold or something so we can get real tools maybe I’m not far down enough oh

God where’s that not what I thought it was oh my god where is the good stuff well there’s that okay inventory oh my god oh my god oh my god ladies and gentlemen whoo whoo we have diamonds we have diamonds we have diamonds we have diamonds we [ __ ] did

It we beat the game we beat the game bro we beat the game why is everyone seen stop what do you mean stop look at all where the [ __ ] the diamonds what you need a iron pickaxe shut up are you guys trolling guys I don’t actually know how to play this

Game what the [ __ ] come on please tell me you’re trolling is that why when I like destroyed the Redstone I didn’t get any redstone either oh my god that’s just so dumb how am I supposed to know that I did all that work for nothing how am I supposed to know

Dude minecraft is climbing on the charts people it is climbing on the charts alright well okay I need iron though I don’t think I have iron hold on oh my god I need trees now I gotta get out of here alright I just got to get out of here where’s where’s north

How do I get out wait what the [ __ ] how do I get out wait there’s no way out what the did somebody steal me in here what the actual [ __ ] there’s no way out where’s the whole oh there it is alright I got it alright we did it

Alright so what we need is trees oh [ __ ] no tells that noise this is taking forever All right where am i I lost my place I need my music box or whatever the [ __ ] it is my tool chest all right I got it I got it I got it all right crafting all right yeah make me a bunch of those and

Make me a bunch of those okay make me some of these how do you make it how do I get iron all right whatever inventory all right take that and trade it with this all right perfect all right now let’s go hunt down trees oh my god this stupid thing oh my god

Sword sword got them got them that’s why you don’t mess with me I’m a beast all right wood four days wood four days wood four days all right we got to go get some iron okay let’s see let’s try over here oh [ __ ] oh hell no oh hell no oh my god

Don’t do that thing don’t do that thing what are you doing why is my guy not moving my guys my guy literally was not moving what is it a poisonous dart what the hell is that alright how do I get my supplies and stuff get away from me

Got them what is this why can’t I get out of this oh my god all right one minute I think we’re good I think we’re good we’re good we’re good we’re good oh [ __ ] no no oh hell no not today all right we’re gonna dig right here

Oh [ __ ] gold wait wait can I mine the gold right now or no can I mind the gold right now or no no okay [ __ ] oh [ __ ] a cave a cave Bros Oh a cave Joe what’s that somebody shoot at me oh [ __ ] alright I need to find copper or iron

Right okay let’s bring how do we bring the lava this way there it goes wait what is that is that cold I need coal what that’s what I need guys we found it copper or whatever iron can I mined the iron finally iron iron iron iron

Okay so what do I need inventory that with that okay put the table down okay table is down what do I need I need one iron three irons how many irons do I have how do I get [ __ ] iron furnace what the hell’s of furnace this furnace okay got it done

All right furnace is done how do I open the furnace how do I open the furnace smelt it put coal in it right-click on coal and iron okay inventory take all okay got it right click yes it’s working okay kind of uh this is the furnace okay iron fuel

Oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] we’re doing it come on come on come on come on one iron nugget oh dude I don’t think we have enough coal oh we might have enough I think I have enough okay well minute crafting how do you do this uh crafting I just need the wood sticks okay

Yes got it okay okay uh this is it right here okay where’s the gold at wait how do I open the furnace oh dear Lord I don’t know how to open the furnace how do I open the furnace back up oh there it is okay all gravy in the Navy all

Right let me use this [ __ ] one all right back to the gold ladies and gentlemen got it we got gold we got gold oh [ __ ] nope not today not today sir I’m on that gold find not today sir not today sir not today sir not today sir

I’m on that gold find you will not ruin my day sir yep get owned get owned ooh that work – what are those little gems that I keep getting there’s no diamonds redstone damnit where are the diamonds okay I gotta get that out of here

Oh my god my good pickaxe is almost done for I’m so confused on where I even am right now where am I there we go oops okay there’s something down this way wait is this black stuff charcoal alright guys I think we’re getting somewhere we got a [ __ ] ton of charcoal

Now all we need is let’s see can we craft a light stick a torch yes we can i crafted a torch let’s go i crafted a couple torches but i don’t think i have a room i don’t have room alright so we’re gonna drop a stack inventory

Did I just put a stick down there we go now we’re talking now we’re talking what kind of rock is that is that gold alright let’s go back to Oh copper can I even grab that no I can’t okay inventory let’s drop a stack because we don’t need it

Why can I pick it up okay I don’t know what that is but it sounds scary all right we got to get all the way back here to my furnace and stuff I’ve seen banks as Twitter I’ve been literally texting him all right guys I think I’m actually getting the hang of Minecraft

You feel me oh my god not good not good not good wait wait I can’t put this out unless I get water oh my god I thought I was gonna die right there whoa good lord okay so I have to figure out how to eat food all right let me open the furnace

Okay so let’s put the fuel in and let’s put in [ __ ] gold ore let’s get it let’s get it all right you know what inventory how do I eat food can someone please tell me how aw I don’t know we’ll figure it out all right let’s take all three of this

Gold and let’s craft a diamond pickaxe got it all right let’s throw a stack throw a stack I think we’re good my dudes whoa how is this almost wrecked already what why did the diamond what why did the gold pickaxe die already that’s so weird to me

Gold is weak then why have it dammit I need to find some good ores where are the diamonds at guys it’s kind of crazy that there’s 6000 people here watch me play my pet I’m gonna go on record and say that the the boycott was a giant fail but it’s also kind of

[ __ ] cool that there’s this many people hanging out I’m not doing the PC version and if you’re playing straight-up vanilla minecraft I don’t think it matters right but I believe that I am going to get off keep playing this is better than Friday oh I think I

Beat the game already guys a bunch of minecraft youtubers hit me up like last minute we’re like dude I can’t but I head up a bunch of minecraft youtubers the stream like even that nobody cancelled on me like last minute he just texts me said he was with his son which

Whatever like obviously that’s more important but just kind of shocked it doesn’t matter it was all for a meme regardless you guys show it up that’s all that matters I still found no [ __ ] diamonds well I found diamonds but I destroyed them with the wrong pickaxe because I

Didn’t know how to play the game ah I kind of really just want to see daylight at this point I don’t know if I could get out if I wanted to the hell was that oh that is bold honey how guys that is the end of my

Stream banks is begging me to call him I gotta call him and find out what the hell is going on thank you guys for coming out and supporting minecraft hate dies minecraft arrives this is fun see ya