Hello everybody and welcome to Dungeons and Dragons oh we’re playing our new campaign this is my character sheet right here he looks like a barbarian oh nice and we have been dm’d by a ghost the Ghost of Christmas whoever made this map this is a look how great this looks this Room is this is the Dungeons and Dragons Minecraft pack that came out recently they’ve done a great job look at these little models there’s a Beholder in there just having the DND dungeon players handbook like on the table that’s lovely and he’s I mean he’s got a lot of stuff Over here I know right don’t look behind the screen what’s this I die oh my God oh my God how do we start this off Duncan how do we begin uh there’s a button here that says start adventure I forgot we were in Minecraft for a second Oh there he is oh my God you’re a lady it’s one of my Fair do with friends between the role-playing strategy and just being goofy with each other it’s always a great time good to go she’s so nice why is she so lovely let’s choose your class Do you want to be oh oh but there’s also lots of fun we skipping for it someone’s giving it I know what classes are I don’t need her to explain it to me good point good point use movement inputs to view the different classes oh on your hotbot Oh right w-a-s-n-d right who wants to be what I kind of want to be a paladin but you can be a palette and I hate paladins they’re too nerdy hooray hang on one that’s like all the lights look at me are you gonna be a wizard or Bob owner Than Duncan might be a wizard I just feel like the wizard is gonna be the most spectacular you know I mean I like wazzard okay yeah we need to see the wazzard yeah done I’m wazard I’ve selected Rogue oh my God it’s working well with multiplayer I was scared for it yeah It’s a pizza box when dwarves overthrew the tyrannical Giants this is the Deep law you will be tested on this later oh no hang on who fought the dragons the the small folks making love to the other small folks that is a great name the time of troubles when celestials and Feet he’s a great model like him warring and laying ways to the Mortal place oh there’s two pixels in the wing yeah the floaties the two little floaties do you want to kill a whose name plate is that whose name is that um get out of the camera I think that’s Duncan’s name I think it’s all of our names combined isn’t it I think yeah I think it might be you know that’s so funny no peeping oh Chosen One no foresee cards right you might just be able to avert what is a little [ __ ] dice it’s Nuts there’s too many [ __ ] polygons in that dice with something as Monday as fetching groceries for your parents oh great that’s a great first question That’s a classic that’s a call to action what an inciting incident this is such an epic intro I’m not ready for it with the name just Because we turn them on for the last thing we played should we have the buff I kind of like them it is breaking all of my emotions this is a lovely looking Town though it’s beautiful it’s a potion Cellar oh don’t move your mouth you’re stronger yeah don’t try and Fight Ben don’t fight him someone else is the ghost has got your mouse okay the ghost is strong wait I’m in got a sword but it can’t sit on my Hotbar I have a staff that I can’t see in my hot bar I look like they’re [ __ ] uh Scarecrow From The Wizard of Oz you do you’ve definitely got the worst outfit my sword looks very uninterested does it look bad in for you guys you’ve got like a short sword it also looks cool it’s a dagger I’ve got a cape oh swing it it does it like an effect oh what arrest I don’t think I think it’s a can trip okay okay good all right lead the way friendly adventurers I see a quest can we just murder them he’s the best I want to buy one of your finest chilies I don’t envy him his back problems as if He didn’t have enough to deal with already as the headline anyhow here you go I’m sure he appreciates having you around to do all the heavy lifting for him okay I can I’ve got dialogue options oh wow I could say thanks I can say old age Stinks or I could say he’s just lazy wow well it has to be the last one right he’s just lazy he’s not that bad off you said that me I know you ain’t your voice assistant oh my god dude [ __ ] replaced you [Laughter] wow wow I feel like we’re kidding Eric are we Killing it I didn’t say Whispers what’s everyone Whispering about I only caught a bit oh something’s happening here everyone’s worried about the people who’ve gone missing typical missing we heard about halson are coming home yesterday no hell sir that makes the fourth person she’s my wife that’s how we role play right yeah People are real frightened I can’t blame them might be a good idea to not wander around on your own even oh don’t worry we’re three people we are free friends yes that’s pretty sad see you around I like the look at that guy walking on The right look at his what a strut oh wow what a [ __ ] strut all right all right it’s okay yeah the Lippy sliding on over there everyone Minecraft just has flat asses it’s unrealistic put a bunch of Marios come on Microsoft oh look we can buy stuff For coins 50 coins I have no coins oh yeah this is real mine coins you have to spend oh my God oh my God just 20 people per health potion well guys we’re not healing yeah have a look at a pack of groceries for for Daddy let’s go and Take them to him all right lazy dad here we come him and his old lazy back voices this is a nice house listen and I just heard about it this morning put the food on the table get on in there boys we must be on a quest how do you do it Listen oh I’m not gonna sugarcoat this but the whole kelset family is gone now I’m the one that managed to get in control of us so you’re saying there’s a farm up for grabs this is asking a lot and I’ve got a feeling your mother’s gonna kill me after I say this Fair But I need you to go speak with endon drava here that is again a very interesting name in and then it feels like they’ve got two days I feel like that’s two days in one name there’s no one else I trust in the woods more than Katra and for all the times You’ve run off into there as a kid you probably know the paths better than most of the villagers I’m not worried what vayir might do to them unless Katra does something really stupid which I would trust them not to they’ll be fine sarcastic option for myself hey watch the sarcasm we’ve talked about This classic America classic American hating the sarcasm Reckless and stupid this is I I I’ll do it Reckless probably but I’m still gonna do it yeah that sounds like my kid your dad is proud of me [Laughter] [ __ ] lazy bastard can’t even get his own groceries and now he wants us to go Murder some monsters he’s a regular old Uncle Joe isn’t he yeah [ __ ] me dad more like Quest Giver I took it from The Village’s emergency fund oh I’d say this counts okay I’d say discounts making the executive decision anymore he’s gonna insult him or lose his interest whatever help or advice you can Give will be welcome if we’re lucky he might already know where our missing people are or where to look a bird’s eye view could show him what we need is he a druid I still think that this is oh nice yeah he might be I think he’s a dragon Either that or a dungeon [Laughter] it’s one of two things in this [ __ ] game thank you so head out now then but before you go what do you want to do I can’t argue with that logic no I want to go stop things I know that’s right That is entirely correct that is exactly how we feel I might have to run away from a thoroughly annoyed deer oh [ __ ] again some brand for us we’ll be waiting for you with some dinner ready oh dinner well at the very least that’s all they could do we’ll make some dinner I gave me a hundred gold and I got I got spells like a magic Missile and Magic barrier I’ve never realized how awkward a hundred gold looks on a Minecraft I can lay on hands oh that must be a heel right yeah and then Divine smite About spells in cast or can we just use them I don’t know so I can sneak attack I give my dagger poison nice how do you actually cast them right it tells you the cooldown when you hover on it three let’s go it’s nice let’s I’m ready To stab things I feel like I’m fully prepared yep out of our way stabbing crew coming through magic Missile this is this is a bunch of murder hobos if I’ve ever seen one go it feels very Legend of Zelda suddenly yes very with this like on Rails path yeah Yeah probably the only game ever made where you have both parents at the start that’s true oh monsters get smoted evildoers I will shoot you kill them kill them okay nice little little D20 came up with a 20 on it hey there are monsters here does it bother Anyone else where like whenever I hear a d d player wanna like really like emphasize their point they make a really big deal about how it was a natural 20 or a nap like because you can roll the 20 that’s not natural well yeah I know you can add Modifiers to it but just I don’t know just that if you say I got a 20 like that because usually when you announce your your role you don’t announce the natural role you’re in that you announce you’re modified right there’s a chance but when you roll the natural 20 yeah it Means you don’t need to roll add anything but oh but you could just you could just say crit though couldn’t you you could say I rolled a crit instead of I wrote a natural 20. oh my God I guess so it’s just it’s just yeah just the way of saying it though yes Your auto pass because you know you always do take that magic potion imagine if you had like that worked in real life you just had this like one in five chance of uh no sorry yeah there’s five percent chance of anything you do just works no matter how ridiculous the world would Be full to Allah the same chance for everything you do to fail that’s true so why bother even like doing anything properly just roll the dice every time don’t make it cooking you’re cooking three meals a day within within a week you’re gonna you make the best meals once a week This is why this is why this world’s still in fantasy it doesn’t it hasn’t progressed you know they can’t technologically Advance because people keep [ __ ] breaking everything right [ __ ] golden Escape I instantly wish we would have pickaxe yeah I’m one of mine oh [ __ ] oh it’s one of those dungeons It’s one of these it is a Dungey I think she I think he actually is a dragon of course he is that’s what the game’s called would you be disappointed if there wasn’t one yeah but I thought it might be at the end No I like I like to get the dragon oh my God oh my God oh bronze dragon oh my God all dragons are nice baddies have got him oh oh my God what the Jesus the name plates what are they doing they’re making him sad oh no they’ve zombied him what’s that Single coin G we get all this treasure now that’s it I think as you reach for the coin that seemed to suck the life from end and dravier you note a crack running down its face whatever these people want with it you doubt they should have it the Moment you touch the metallic surface though A jolt of energy seriously your fingers as if the ocean’s tide were rushing into your flesh oh my God what happened what the where is what who are you what have you done to me answer me oh my God we’ve got Mr dungeon In our head oh we’ve got a brain worm There’s people in my cave we’ve got bloody dungeon brain and I hate it when I get dungeon brain yeah where are you we are obviously merged you fully we need to return me to my do you oh The Village Smoke oh our parents dead already oh I knew it I knew we couldn’t Get the Tuscan readers oh no it’s on fire why is he still here there’s something going on in that Village over there a cart guy wait cart guy’s the best he’s just wait you saw me going on in the village over there mate bloody you oh wow it’s real Smoky The lighthouse is burned down no not the lighthouse is this our house here it’s fairly on fire and get in we can’t get in those stairs have gone this they’re like dying up there there’s no way I can ever get up oh [ __ ] oh they’ve got goblins A few bumpkins left scurrying about like rats well we can’t have you going and squealing to your neighbors about it we want things to be quiet are you casting a spell don’t forget you’re in the cutscene okay yeah I do a Smite and a chop Precast Precast precast we’re okay Who’s dealing with the cultist oh the [ __ ] this guy’s Not Dead uh Ben you’re getting eaten bad and there were the dungeons talking to me I can’t do anything while I’m getting dungeoned you dig a dungeon Quest what happened Ben’s dying can we save them I’m just Watching Ben die I’ve still got the sarcastic options we’ll hunt the cultist yes yeah let’s kill the people who did this boat but these horrible things to us Mr Dragon man and then maybe at some point you can leave our brain less after whatever that monster I’m like queasy are you guys queasy no that was weird when they hit me and made me queasy yeah same will be my own body I think that the best course now would be to seek the advice of the scholars in Canada oh candle keep let’s Go to there let’s go to the candle keeps guy I’m gonna ride the horse it’s actually the first good that looks good it looks like you are riding it is it’s weird that they gave them noses I think that’s what’s weird oh I got the fireball why we will get Fireballs oh Because we’re a dragon we can breathe fire oh it’s a dragon spell ing wizard yeah we’re all wizard now yes he just [ __ ] takes us Lift us what a legend it was a question hello oh my God yeah what we’re starting to wonder if you actually stopped to talk What do you need to warn us about I saw you coming up the road and it’s pretty crazy not funky why aren’t they letting strangers I love him he’s a great guy would you like those Farms you pass by for example yeah the families that lived There just up and vanished no sign of an attack or anything well how are we gonna get in if only we do a sneaky little guy sneakers they handed him out to all the locals in their jurisdiction but was pretty rushed and with my special set of skills I can Make one or four okay you’re gonna Forge one for 25 bucks he’s gonna basically it’s a scam he wants to write our name on a piece of paper and just said this on our way I’m gonna intimidate him charisma oh yeah do this for free you failed you [ __ ] failed oh my god Oh dear nice try but you’re not a thirsty who’s that angle it yeah I mean he is he just he has seen all this [ __ ] he’s met worse than us before Ray the villagers defeat the scarecrows you were right they do come alive Fireball crying about the scarecrows That’s not all this geckos there’s only some scarecrows it’s such a massive explosion on this [ __ ] Fireball why do you guys get fireball I don’t get it I’m a dragon why am I wizard it also uses strength instead of like wisdom or intelligence it’s a bit it’s a bit of an interesting One can we oh here we go sneaky can we sneaky Wiki a bit parkour we sneaky in here somehow please let us in um jump do you think those scarecrows had any ID we can steal Maybe those are upstanding members of the community I’ll have you know yes please Let me into your Castle I am definitely outstanding in their fields [Laughter] oh okay that was a protection no perhaps they wandered here good job the constructs are not unheard of still you might learn something if you look around then again would have scarecrows to do with our mission Not much I guess Katra I’m going to try something do not be alarmed if things start to look different wait what oh my God whoa [ __ ] we’re using dungeon magic dungeon magic why am I looking at Magic maybe do not be alarmed let’s go to change how you perceive the world You’re going to [ __ ] with your eyeballs the most complicated part of the human body and I’m just going to stick my dragon dick into a minute I can click the investigate for some intelligence sure I’m not intelligent at all no me neither I’m a very stupid man you can’t get anything from this Let’s go okay okay now what is this dungeon it’s flickering a lot for me yep you don’t know where he goes looks like [ __ ] um this is my dragon Vision this is why dragons are always so angry when you meet them this Barn’s open that’s the dragon Vision it opened the Bar it opened the barn okay I think they expected us to kill the scarecrows first I’ve got a chest oh yes oh proof of residence only two though oh another one on them as well take some raw onions I scratch I’ve got a doc [Laughter] ah you work with what you’ve got right Give me a picture rub his face in them here’s all the goods you can carry friend this is all the things you need scratch You absolutely belong to the area coming perfect probably got spells or something that can sniff out of forgery yeah Duncan yeah Castle oh he’s gone no he just [ __ ] ran into this fence and died right what the [ __ ] scratch welcome to rip I will remember you Okay well we’ll mark his grave with the onions he loved so much poor scratch [ __ ] so we didn’t deserve that bye now I think he’s already good to say that I think these are going to be [ __ ] papers I’ll find out haven’t we uh give pass everything looks fine head on in just Keep an eye out for any strange activity oh yes no the door the door exploded it’ll just like scratch it’s a Magic Door scratch would I love that door open Square it is not exactly brimming with a life but considering all of your life in a small village To be overwhelming good how much money have you guys got Apprentice staff 35 plus one only the evalued into the inner Ward through the emerald door on the far side of this Courtyard oh I have a new staff and determine what is required to get in and speak with one of the experts Oh oh scholar I wish to speak with one of the researchers wait wait let’s go shopping first yeah I was just looking around and suddenly I didn’t click anything what the [ __ ] dungeon dragon um I’m gonna lie oh God I am to speak with a vowels that check higher than 16. There is no tenbury on our list of about expecting appointments so who the [ __ ] is this guy nor anytime this week it would seem [Laughter] [Laughter] on you thanks well do you happen to know where we could find a rare or unique book no no okay I don’t know what is a paragraph of text after that We will be able to find someone more reasonable or at least say this because you won’t have to smell what I do actually I will ew okay uh sewers it is then I I guess we’re going to the sewers okay can we buy some stuff first can I buy something nice Smelly sword check out this guy pickpocket blade that looks great a light sharp dagger gives you plus one strength decks and Christmas all things I care about incredible I can buy a knitted hat and knitted hat you say how do you yes I’m gonna how do you do that I don’t know right click on the person times cast a few Spells at them and then I bought a knitted hat I want to buy a helmet oh look I’ve got a different colored hat now because you live a great Duncan Ben you look amazing I look like [ __ ] I can’t be like all [ __ ] scams so much literally [ __ ] scammed that’s [ __ ] man it’s so [ __ ] [ __ ] if this was DND I would already have murdered that [ __ ] salesman yes for this this scam Video Information
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Minecraft Dungeons and Dragons! It’s two of our favourite things rolled into one, as me, Harry and Ben try out the new DnD DLC! Our village has been attacked, and only we can solve the mystery! Roll for sarcasm as we go on this sassy playthrough!
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