DVE93 – Epic Clash in Minecraft & Dark Souls 3

Hey yo what up uh I finally set up the Minecraft server with mods so I think I’m going to play that today I installed some stupid ones so I don’t know what to expect Really hello hey hey yo what up uh I I set up the the mods on the server if you’d like to join today uh if you need help setting it up at all if you’d like to join I can help you out with That but yeah I set up some mods I don’t know what to expect okay I play DS3 right now all Right but can join all right so if you would like to join all you need is uh multi MC which is just a Minecraft launcher and I link the mod pack in the description as long with the IP uh uh the reason I use uh was it

Multi MC I’ll show you right now by just display capturing uh if I can find my settings uh W bam I only use that because when importing an instance in in multi MC you can right click create instance and then import a zip so you can just import that zip and

Everything’s already set up it has the forge version already installed and all that all that jazz but this is going to be some stupid [ __ ] I’m sure um but hey I how far uh did you just start DS3 or have you been playing it cuz that that game goes

Hard uh how I get it multi MC uh yes oo do you know any just start oh [ __ ] DS3 is fun uh I’m excited to hear about your play through and I I’ll link you to the multi MC website uh bam so how it works you download it and

Then you got to log in through like Microsoft at the at Abyss Watchers oh [ __ ] wait you made it pretty far oh [ __ ] okay so that would mean damn I was assuming you’re at like um that that [ __ ] first boss I forgot his name like iix gundor or something

Like that I forgot his name nor can I pronounce words but I thought you were still back there um all right so yeah you download that you log into Minecraft and then you can just import the mods folder and the IP to the server is in the description I

Think God I don’t remember every mod I threw in there it’s hard to play a modded server when we bought like the most like piece of [ __ ] server there was okay let me get set up here and then I’ll start streaming the Game here we go you know what I I think I’m going to do this today today I wouldn’t mind listening to some random music so I think I’ll shuffle a playlist wait is it just wait is it just blank right now wait uh what do you mean by that

Like U the multi MC launcher or okay so I think when you when you download it it might ask you some like some [ __ ] maybe log in or something like that but for the most part I think like this shouldn’t show anything this menu here until you create an

Instance if this is what you’re talking about if it’s something else uh you can try to explain it to me and I I’ll try to help All right I guess I’ll launch into it I haven’t done anything on this world so I I’m like I kind of don’t know what to expect I installed like version um if you import the uh okay did you download the zip in the description of the video

It’s like a Dropbox link if you Jesus Christ it’s dark as [ __ ] if you download the zip you should just be able to import that all right that’s that zip just pretty much has all the mods that are on the server so all you need to do is download that and then

In uh multi MC when you’re creating an instance It’ll ask like hey you want to import from zip and you do that and it’ll have everything already set up like version um for Forge version then all the mods and all that stuff my God I can’t see anything on

Screen oh my God let me try open my monitor brightness it is dark as [ __ ] Al what’s my performance like I I might need to drop some of these settings down I usually when I play um when I play Minecraft in multi MC I always use this this mod pack that’s on

Like the I don’t know where I got it but you can get it in multi MC it’s just called like optimized and it it’s [ __ ] so great I can it’s the only reason I can play this game at like a high render distance without completely decimating my computer here we

Go uh any other settings I need to turn down I don’t know 50 over 30 isn’t the greatest ratio but hey it works it’s fine it’s fine what what the [ __ ] was that oh no this is going to be some stupid [ __ ] so I think the mods I installed if you know

Any of them or I’ll I’ll just mention them anyways it’s like what is that this might be the worst thing ever but I’m kind of excited cuz it could be [ __ ] really stupid I installed a mod that adds a bunch of enemies I think it’s called like liying mobs or

Something like that I got um [ __ ] what else did I get I got um like I can’t remember BuildCraft I think is one of them it just adds like you know industrialism to Minecraft whoa what is happening why is there so many [ __ ] zombies boy get back okay this is not ending well

Because I added so much like dog [ __ ] mods for right now I might change it but for right now I think I I turned on keep inventory because there’s some really hard [ __ ] that’s happening I’ve played DS3 before so I can get through the beginning fast oh [ __ ] oh wait I I

Think I remember hearing you talk about that how how far did you make it oh wait you you told me you made it to um if I remember correctly it was the twin princes or whatever the [ __ ] laurian and the other one this this sinks I need to make some tools what the

[ __ ] oh all right uh uh I need to find some Cobblestone I don’t know like how much this is going to be of something like this [ __ ] I don’t have enough wood like a dumb ass oh my God this like okay this this modded server I don’t know how

Much will be played of it there’s some cool [ __ ] in there though like I added I think it was like called chocolate Quest or something like that as just the big castles and Dungeons and [ __ ] sounds it’s a kind of a cool mod I’ve never

Really done too much with it but most of these mods I just kind of took from my own mod pack that was just filled with a bunch of a bunch of [ __ ] but I whittel it down only because that mod pack took like a fat like 8 gigs of RAM to launch Woo [ __ ] get me out of here [ __ ] what is that what is that I use vort great hammer okay let me look up what that is let me look up what that is cuz I I’m sure wait vort I think I know what that is was I

Talking about that the other day hold on I I need to look that up no I was talking about M’s great hammer let me look up what V is me open my browser let’s see this uh DS3 vort great hammer V’s great hammer oh [ __ ] oh the

Boss weapon okay okay I actually do know vort then is that weapon it is it good is it good I think like when I played through the game boss weapon wise I remember like on my first play through I used the hollow Slayer great sword through like a huge chunk of

It a huge chunk of it and then I finally switched to Like the Wolf Knight great sword way later down the line but though the um I will say the what is it the the fen great sword or whatever the the the weird like anime spinny blade it’s like

A great sword but you can just whoosh around that was a fun one that one just really good oh [ __ ] hold on what do I find Minecraft and files um wait is this for like a Java version uh what do you mean by that let me pour me some water oh [ __ ] I

Spilled on my desk damn it um back I’m dropping everything this is a disaster okay so Minecraft Minecraft is at uh uh the exact directory on a Windows computer would be like it’d be like C C drive users your your name then if you have hidden files shown it’d be app data

And then roaming and then there would be Minecraft Minecraft at the top another way of getting there I think is to press the Windows key and R together to open the run and then type percent app data percent and I think that also opens it up I want to say hey no

Problemo all right I think I’m all set up my chair just feels uncomfortable right now what is that oh [ __ ] oh God they’re tempting me it’s just iron over there hold up I’m going for it what the [ __ ] is this oh my God what the [ __ ] okay okay

Okay yeah because in this mod pack there’s just a bunch of crazy [ __ ] enemies and making progress might be like really hard it keep inventory is on it if it’s too easy or anything stupid like that I I’m willing to turn it off but for right now it’s just like this

Game is outrages right now but um if you need any more help if if the Java version in modern Minecraft works and that’s all good if you need any more help with like if if that one doesn’t work and if you need to get a Java version I could probably help I

Can’t find Java okay this is something I’d have to learn myself so I don’t mind figuring this out I want to say like okay well oh my God that’s okay that’s bad news that’s Bad News Bears you know I’ll do don’t don’t tell Microsoft don’t tell them but

Oh no don’t tell Java I mean don’t Java but I’ll just [ __ ] zip my own directories so this is what Java directories look like I think it’s these top three all you do is in multi MC you have to find your Java directory so it’s like in in a version I can click

Edit well this is a bad example this one’s running right now I’ll just zip these and [ __ ] upload them somewhere cuz I hate downloading Java it sucks and like half the vers vers use a specific version anyways cuz I play a lot of old ones but it’s like when you

Have these top three it’s like you edit an instance go to settings and this you browse to the folder itself bin and then just use javaw.exe so I will upload these but that’s all you need in each directory I’ll upload them right now uh access denied I I have access give me

Access hold on let me stop display capturing I’ll get these compiled and upload them to Dropbox but yeah I have no idea where it is I know in modern Minecraft they pair it with their own version of java I have no idea where that is because I haven’t

Used like the modern Minecraft launcher in for [ __ ] ever so that’s that’s the only big problem there for me uh here we go you know since you do know a lot more about uh well since you know a lot about Dark Souls 3 I’m going ask you if you’re

Still at the abyss wa uh Watchers which route are you going to go are you going to go to the Cathedral of the deep or whatever the [ __ ] that place is called are you going to go there or and like kill the deacons or are you going straight down into the

Catacombs but let me get this for you the deacons hell yeah that’s that’s that’s actually genuinely a good route because I always forget the deacons are a boss in that game and I always get sad because I I go through um waler I think is his name big skeleton

Dude big spooky [ __ ] I always forget that like after him to get into um erl you need to have the doll here we go I’m uploading it now I think all right I’m only going to send one but this is pretty much I think the only version you need here we

Go going to take 40 seconds to upload damn hey also when you got when you got uh Dark Souls 3 did you get it with the DLC o excuse me did you get it with the DLC as well like ring City and uh the painted world of AR and L hell yeah

The ring city is [ __ ] I need to go back through I wouldn’t mind if I do another play through of it I wouldn’t mind going back through and actually doing the ring City but that place is [ __ ] up oh my God here we go this should work I’ll just post it

There um so like extract that to whereever the hell uh I saw a dual great sword and it looks cool yeah in the ring City there is a great sword I think it’s dropped by the ringed Knights and the ringed Knights are are literally just like they’re like black and silver

Knights from Dark Souls 1 they are just crazy people God do I have those I want to say maybe I do but I can’t remember it’s been so [ __ ] long since i’ played Dark Souls 3 but yeah extract that to whereever the hell and then all you need to do is

Uh in multi MC go to Java and then like find in there uh okay open the folder go to bin and then just select javaw.exe and that’s all you should need to do and then and then this should start working I’m sure of it gu Galaxy my my internet’s slow I feel that

Sometimes I have like okay I have a weird weird ass internet setup that’s like it it really it causes more problems than it’s worth like there’s times where I wake up in the morning okay there’s two H routers uh in my house there’s one for like kind

Of like my room I use it for my desktop and all that [ __ ] and then there’s the other one that’s go [ __ ] off in another room now the funny thing about my router setup is there’s times where the router that’s I use for my desktop just shits

The bed 3 megabytes per second yeah dude hell yeah I think [ __ ] my Peak is like I want to say 10 but I’m not too sure I’m not too sure H I love the worst thing ever really is downloading from a website that caps the [ __ ] out of your internet

Like I remember I was downloading like a 10 gig directory it it was something but it C my internet to like 100 kilobytes so it it literally took like 20 hours it says forbidden when I download wait is it downloading some or is it not allowing you to download it

Wait is this some [ __ ] hold wait one more thing is I don’t know if it translated right that could be fair I’m not sure either uh oh okay is it okay if it downloaded that’s a good thing if it didn’t this might be like some uh but it fails when it’s done okay

Are you oh one thing are you using Google Chrome [ __ ] okay maybe I can find a a different link somewhere else you 1.8 okay I was just wondering Google Chrome for me like it blocks all kinds of downloads and it’s annoying sometimes but here I I’ll try to find a different link to it okay or here I’ll just look

This up Minecraft Java directory managing game content okay Minecraft Java where to find Java here we go hold on we might be getting somewhere installation h h h okay uh you know I’ll just download [ __ ] modern ass Minecraft and I’ll find it I’ll find it myself I will find it myself I’ll [ __ ] install this [ __ ] while that’s happening I’ll just

Run around for a minute God why is it so laggy what the [ __ ] 30 FPS we’re dropping that render distance down boys oh 10 that’s more like It okay I’ll yeah I’ll try to find out where Java is stored in modern Minecraft it’s [ __ ] somewhere it’s somewhere I know it is I I’ll just I’ll actually give a a more Hands-On approach all right okay okay okay okay cool game cool game what is happening okay I can’t I can’t do

Anything I can’t do I did the crystal Sage when I was in the air attacking him and he had one HP oh [ __ ] that’s a sad moment I [ __ ] feel that I hate the crystal Sage so much like the okay generally speaking it’s easy it’s an easy

Boss but it has so many chances just one hit you I swear to Ito what is that what is that wait oh [ __ ] no [ __ ] way okay wait that’s huge okay if it actually did download all you have to do is extract it and when you’re picking a Java version go to

Uh that folder bin and then javaw.exe and that should be all that should work out of the box if it doesn’t I might be a little sad okay let’s get the [ __ ] out of this mess oh [ __ ] dude they’re trailing me I can’t get away from them what is that is that a

Lion okay this game’s outrageous this game is just [ __ ] stupid now oh my God but hey don’t worry if we make it far enough we at least get one diamond we can go to the Twilight Forest that’s one mod I implemented in this [ __ ] there’s also tinker’s construct

But I I don’t know going to get there oh no let me up why am I just hearing like the scariest noises ever holy [ __ ] what is that oh my God okay I’m finally going to make something we making something out here nice okay I should be good I should be

Good for a while I guess you know it just needs to turn daytime that’s all that needs to happen really what the [ __ ] is that this just questions everywhere I look there just questions I oh [ __ ] I can’t get over this just it’s it’s nonsense it’s just nonsense that’s all this is

You know hold on I I need to I need to set something up hopefully this guy doesn’t slap my face he’s he’s moving my way hey uh I’m going to try to pronounce that name at least that’s how I perceive it what’s going on man uh it say something weird all right

What does it say what does it say um in the meanwhile I type that uh zel what this is is I’m playing old an older version of Minecraft with just a bunch bunch of stupid mods I don’t know what the [ __ ] I don’t know how far if at

Far I’m going to do anything but like it’s just it’s just nonsense it’s Tom Foolery it’s craziness okay yeah tell tell me what that says I’ll try to help you out I hope I hope I’m going to hope it’s not something too stupid is there another one they’re all over

Me that’s hurting my brain what’s what’s hurting your brain I can’t do this I can’t do this I can’t do this you know okay until I do something uh the Java binary could not be found please fix the Java path override in the instance settings or disable

It wait wait let me read that again hold on let me try to perceive that information I’m getting attacked again Dien how you going to give me now boy all right let me read that the Java Bon a could not be found please fix the Java path override in instant settings or disable

It h [ __ ] [ __ ] God I’m at I’m at like a loss I’m at a loss for words I don’t know what that means I think like okay did you uh I’ll type it in chat just so you can see it you did okay

In it it should be like jdk SLB SL um uh what’s it called H I don’t know [ __ ] I feel that it should be jav w. it should like when you point toward a directory it should look like that if that’s not it what the hell are you

Doing to me let go of me if you did that and it still doesn’t work maybe I can try it’s pitch black you’re likely to be eaten by something okay okay okay I can’t swim what the [ __ ] I can’t swim this is oh my god oh a shadowy creature is spawned from the

Darkness wow wow it’s almost daytime I’m I’m pushing it I’m pushing it what is it day set oh finally maybe I can actually get to that Village I saw many a mile ago okay so here’s the game plan uh it ain’t work [ __ ] [ __ ] uh my anger issues could never oh

No oh don’t worry man this is a chill game this is very chill dying constantly it’s fun it’s like Dark Souls you die and you you know you kind of just feel hollow okay let me look up in default [ __ ] maybe try looking around like look look up maybe on the internet

I don’t know what it look it’d be something like um Minecraft Java Edition and then it’s like Java directory or maybe if you look in the new Minecraft launcher I think it might Point towards a Java directory I just don’t know where it is in new Minecraft if you can find that

You’re good to go I just don’t know where it is cuz I don’t use the new launcher anymore okay I think I want to say I believe I believe there was a uh a Minecraft village in this direction maybe I can get a diamond and just hop right over like hop right into

The Twilight Forest I don’t know Okay are those [ __ ] dinosaurs those are [ __ ] dinosaurs like a [ __ ] a good minute ago I was being chased by like I have no idea what it was it was like Velociraptor or something it was going on for Miles I really like I don’t even know what’s installed on

Here I just threw like a bunch of stupid [ __ ] mods in and like this is where we’re at this is where we’re at oh [ __ ] that’s the village oh [ __ ] I might have to download Java that’s probably the best bet I hope okay here’s the thing modern Java has some

Stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] going on but you might literally just have to install it that’s L that is I was trying to do like cheap work arounds cuz I hate installing Java but if you if you have to that’s probably the easiest thing to Do oh my God and there there is one of those uh uh what are they called one of those places with a chest inside and it might hold one Diamond we’ll have to see what is this house what is This what the [ __ ] was that noise okay what did we get D dungeon SL monuments all right head hell yeah dude we got a diamond hear me out we’re going to straight in the shenanigans I need flowers now and well we got enough for a bucket hell

Yeah uh I think I could I think I have a cut inside my nose oh [ __ ] e why do you think that does it just hurt like crazy I was thinking that one time cuz I don’t know this is not something everyone can relate to but every time I get sick or something

Around there oh [ __ ] dude that sucks I’m so sorry I’m so sorry was it every time I get sick I get nose bleeds and it’s [ __ ] disgusting it always happens when I’m sleeping it is horrible I hate it it’s so disgusting there we go uh okay so I saw some poppies over

Here yo yo Pro Gamer move uh you going to hurt me I’ll take that I’ll take that bro dude I don’t see any why is Java not work I have no idea is this is like the annoying kind of [ __ ] I have to deal with every time I reinstall Minecraft it’s

Like again my my weird workarounds are just causing issues oh God I wish that would bro hit the show off move you better believe it that’s like that better give me some street cred that’s some that’s some cred points all right you know what I say I

Say [ __ ] it generation no this isn’t generation what what’s the word uh uh God I can’t come up with it the um Overworld [ __ ] the Overworld f um I need one more flower thank you and now I need one more bucket of water and we’re heading out of here we

Don’t need to be in the Overworld anymore this place is riddled with nonsense and garbage and we’re getting out of here ooh here it is yes why stay in the Overworld we can go straight to the Twilight Forest uh I could have handled them weird I couldn’t handle them weird looking mobs they’re

[ __ ] weird [ __ ] the Overworld hard agree hard agree see in here what do we got we got trees we got caves and we got some really hard enemies but this place is going to be sick lagging like what the hell is that server lag is saving me right

Now uh what the [ __ ] was that portal um as uh [ __ ] I’m so bad at pronouncing names as ADI is how I’ll pronounce that what’s up man how’s it going uh I’m playing with some really ridiculous mods that portal I made was the [ __ ] what is it I don’t know how popular that

Mod is anymore or if it’s even being updated but it’s a bit of an older one Hades hey dude Happy New Year’s man uh did did everyone here have a good New Year’s I felt kind of sick yesterday I’m going to be honest bro your FPS went from like 30 to

200 it happens the [ __ ] dude this server is being fried I bought like man’s cheapest server and it’s hilarious by the way I don’t I do not care what happens to the server you know I like here here’s the thing they’re in here too the mobs are in here too oh my God

All right here’s the thing if you have Java Minecraft I [ __ ] just link the multi MC instance in the description you can just download that and join oh my god did it crash oh [ __ ] hold on oh my God wait the server closed okay okay never mind there is no

Playing on this server it just [ __ ] broke oh my God that’s so funny holy [ __ ] hold on I need to open the server window now and see what’s happening [ __ ] of mobs it crashed the [ __ ] server fry oh my god um I’ll I’ll ask you again

Uh oh my God is this even worth doing I have no idea this is just some sh this dumb [ __ ] but okay I’ll open the server we’ll see what’s G on we’ll see you on the front end uh got to log into it is it restarting oh [ __ ] oh it’s back on baby

H if you uh be lurkin if you get um if you do get Java I hope that fixes your issues this is some dumb [ __ ] I I hate when like this stuff just never works it sucks man and I’m sorry about that oh my god dude it’s working now I’m

Going to touch the hosting service inappropriately ooh well I I couldn’t stop you it is very stupid dude I [ __ ] I have like I have such a vendetta against Java now like with all its stupid like Ram leakage garbage and dumb [ __ ] like that it’s like oh my God the server is still

A bit wonky but it’s just it makes me so sad so upset all right here we go dude there’s a house over here if we ever make it there we might be able to see what’s inside H pardon ooh nice very nice I’m just I’m just going to leave okay I don’t think I can spend much time here either the [ __ ] server is exploding but hey free items is free items uh take my sand holy [ __ ] chewy this is a [ __ ] chewy PP I

Think I only had two PCS in my life and I always been sticking to mobile I will switch to morec because I’m smart now I’ll just watch stream all right all right man I’m sorry it didn’t work out but dude I feel that I feel that you know like when you

Use you know is for me I’ve had this PC for like maybe it was like seven years now I don’t know I’ve had it for a while it’s it’s kind of getting really outdated like I’m going to be honest it runs like a 1070 which was like huge back like 7 years

Ago so it does need some upgrades it needs a whole new CPU a lot of [ __ ] in it it’s just wrong okay you know I’m going to you know I’m going to do but I I I it’s like you know it’s a weird surreal feeling when you’re like you’re playing a man’s

Worse computer and then you go to a good computer and then for some reason I don’t know if this is just me but something calls me back to the bad computer playing like [ __ ] like games that run like garbage it’s really funny back in my day this was the best we got

This was the best dude what is happening to me I’m paralyzed for zero seconds and it won’t go away oh I’m getting ravaged watching can be as good as playing if the player is genuine and honest like I hate when they’re like oh hey guys I just found a

Diamond dude I could be like that whoa a cave H yeah I can’t I kind of can’t stand that [ __ ] either I like a lot of the the people I watch nowadays on YouTube are just like I like calling them [ __ ] cuz they just they act so

Stupid and it’s just it’s funny like they they do it with no like there’s God I don’t know what term I’m looking for it’s it’s done with just complete like I don’t care I stream what I want and I act how I want [ __ ] like that I just

Think that’s so funny instead of being like yo guys I’m child friendly dude dude a gave oh [ __ ] oh man holy [ __ ] I okay this was this was fun great Dimension really it was it was awesome I don’t know if I can do anything here I can join the stream

On my PC hey all right you can do that whoa Biff lurkin I got to ask do you have a multi monitor setup are you a gamer are you a gamer uh dude lapis guys lapis whoa no I’m poor damn I feel that dude my setup is really [ __ ] funny um I

Think like I I’d have to take a picture of my screen but I I have um okay I my first monitor I ever bought was the one I’m using right now it’s just some 1080p thing I got for like probably like Hano but like what was funny about it was that I

Used this for the in our in like my family’s household the very first computer monitor we got I use as a second monitor it is this 4×3 piece of dog [ __ ] and like I love it and my third monitor is even stupider it is a CRT I

Grew up with I have a monitor for a hundo nice nice okay is there anything else here like I can’t find anything uh I I’m trying to find damn a CRT yeah yeah you know yeah I think I have my webcam I’ll [ __ ] I’ll just turn that on really quick and show off

My my gaming setup let me let me let me find the piece oh I think I find it hold on hold on one quick minute hold on one quick minute a face reveal sorry sorry no face reveal yet this world isn’t ready for how ugly I

Am what is happening what the [ __ ] was that I just started flying okay okay okay okay here let me [ __ ] turn on my webcam I’ll show off the gaming setup the build of a life Time okay uh let me plug this let me plug this [ __ ] in nah mate don’t hate yourself you know really I I hard hard agree with that I just have like you know is I have really really really bad anxiety like to finally start streaming that took dude the demons I were

Fighting the demons I was fighting inside of me was like oo it was so much I don’t really understand why it’s just like I had it’s just to finally start I was like o I was so nervous I my my heart’s racing it’s pounding okay I

Think I got my webcam set up by the way so let me um who’s hating me instability 2 and plague two what the [ __ ] is that what is that okay um let me turn on my webcam and we’ll see the greatest setup ever made uh when you started streaming I was

Subb to you because I like table top Sim video you did hey thanks I have anxiety too my heart races and [ __ ] I feel like ripping my face off when someone looks me in the eyes dude [ __ ] same I want to just I want to sit in my hob my Hobbit hole and

Not engage with anyone oh [ __ ] you know like the thing I did right before streaming was like one of the biggest anxiety like punches I had to get through I had to break that wall the one of the first ones I did was like I down I bought [ __ ] lethal

Company cuz I thought that game looked really funny but I don’t have friends to play with so I just joined some random Lobby and like I was I was freaking out I was like oh my god oh no oh God who am I going to meet and then I just met a

Bunch of [ __ ] and I had like the funnest time ever it’s as as if you want to become a ghost and die at that moment but [ __ ] it we ball yeah we balling plague to damn how the [ __ ] do I set up my camera for [ __ ] sake I can’t

Remember oh here we go here we go video capture device uh my HD webcam oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] uh let’s uh this looks like asso oh my God 1080p camera my ass all right here’s the setup bam that’s monitor one bam monitor 2 where I also rehat B bam monitor 3 now with

CRT and I think the ports are like [ __ ] hell yeah hell yeah I’m weezing dude this thing says 1080p on it this looks like ass what the [ __ ] is this oh my god dude there we can see my favorite Christmas present a boom box with authentic cassette

Action oh damn oh damn okay I need to turn this webcam off I need to turn this [ __ ] off that was [ __ ] funny as hell oh my God boom all right I think I’m ready to build a house I think I’m ready I can’t respawn hello oh oh there we go I

Started playing SCP secret lab and it was very fun and it was in a room with like 20 people and the SP o96 came in boom box can you imagine dude I’m blasting that [ __ ] I started playing as dude 096 [ __ ] 096 oh it’s going to come to me

096 is that the doctor is that the doctor the witch doctor dude you know honestly this year for Christmas I I never really talked about it at all um big white man big oh the one you can’t look at okay I got you I got you yes you for Christmas I got like

Well I’m an adult I don’t really give presents but I I I treated myself to a bunch of cassette tapes because I love collecting dog [ __ ] like that I love it but one of my favorite gifts I actually got this year was like it was it made me

So so happy I got the [ __ ] Scholastic 2006 RuneScape guide book and it made me so joyous oh my God 096 is probably anxious skinny white guy he is the anxious skinny white guy I can hard relate to him um what is it uh God secret lab was funny as [ __ ] you

Know what I want to play dude I feel that you want want hold on let me open Steam I want to show this off I never knew this game existed I never knew this game existed um also wait is the stream still running fine I’m downloading Dark Souls 3 like a

[ __ ] uh you kill people when they look at you hell yeah what’s wrong with that okay here it is I never knew this existed but I want to play this with people because this sounds like so [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] I all tabed nah I send a to sleep [ __ ] I can’t

Click with [ __ ] okay let me go in this house with no door um nice beautiful I never knew this existed this is the original SCP Containment bre like the really like Play-Doh looking piece of [ __ ] one that I love but it’s multiplayer I have that game dude I want

To play this so [ __ ] badly cuz it looks so stupid it looks so stupid it looks so [ __ ] fun oh my God Ooh okay what do I do I guess I guess plan a we got to go into a cave and get some loot I guess what is that okay okay scratch plan a we’re canceling that one you know honestly I think the safest place to mine would be in the Twilight

Forest because though enemies are there it’s a lot safer it’s a lot safer it’s free it is free you sound very clean like the new guys uh why I sound clean wait you mean like my mic does my mic sound good cuz if that is what you’re talking

About I would love to show something off okay um boom guys we found coal no way what is that get back please please die he has like no knockback he has no knockback uh I found a screw on the floor and I am scared now oh [ __ ] structural Integrity now your vocals are

Great thank you thank you um uh thank you uh I like your voice hey I’ve never heard that before usually uh you know is uh not the mic necessarily the mic is [ __ ] kind of ass I’m gonna be honest and the funny thing about it is really is that um

What is it okay so the mic I have is a Blue Yeti I spent zero on it and just got it for free because someone I knew who was getting a far better mic was like this is just on my floor and I was like Hey can I have that and it sounds

Like dog [ __ ] uh is DV 93 a vtuber oh [ __ ] don’t don’t do to me like that don’t do to me like that but it’s like what is it every time I’m like mixing my audio to make it sound better my [ __ ] like maybe it’s I’m just being really overcritical I

Don’t know every time I hear my voice I’m like ug ug this is what I sound like oh no oh no may maybe that’s just more anxiety problems I don’t know I will get racist Biff lurk and never make a joke like that I will get racist oh my

God holy [ __ ] we’re going off the deep end oh my god oh [ __ ] how do people even do the vtuber [ __ ] is it like a software cuz I I see that I see that stuff like all over [ __ ] twitch and [ __ ] and it’s I’ve always been curious about that ooh I am

White I’m white dude don’t oh [ __ ] pitchback okay I’m going to have to stay I’m I’m I’m going have to stay in the light what is it I [ __ ] remember um no power for you okay this is some random 1.12.2 is the most beborn Yet full version and I’m

Asian I ate family dog that he’s missing oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] A lot’s going on oh 1. 122 is the mosts Yet full virgin facts kind of fact like when we when we go back to um the version of Minecraft I play like all the time is like I play [ __ ] beta

173 and like if you watch any of those like YouTuber videos talking about like Minecraft stop being Minecraft after this version they always bring up that one that version goes hard but like it’s literally missing so much but I have a lot of fun in it I have a lot of fun in

It not so much much the building side my buildings look like dog [ __ ] a dude we’re [ __ ] loaded 10an iron I love beta hell yes beta lovers Rejoice I used voice mod once and my mic was so bad it did not work dude there was like there was one time he yo what’s up Johnny feathers I’ll find some seeds don’t you worry no I

Have seeds no seed oh [ __ ] starve oh [ __ ] we oh [ __ ] I’m sorry no food no food today I guess here we go oh very nice nice oh damn excuse me that was gross excuse me again all right here we go we got a iron sword I think nothing can stop me now

These enemies that have just been Bing me absolutely tossing my salad they’re they’re not going to do anything I can be racist back oh no what are you going what are you going to say I ate all the potato salad what’s up what’s [ __ ] uh I will actually get

Racist don’t play with me can’t play the mod pack through course Forge can’t run them uh if that’s a question uh then actually yes I could not run it there was like I could run it locally but the server running 3 gigs of RAM is like it’s [ __ ] dying already

With what little mods are on it but if you do want to join everything things in the description so you could if you want to join and [ __ ] around you can oh [ __ ] you know I I don’t know if this is the topic for today but I’ll

Just put the mods in the folder all right all right oh what is it um uh I am the the the most Caucasian W mail you could ever imagine and I’ve always like uh this is something like a amongst local friends I like to do it’s not a great first impression kind of

Thing but I loved learning about like where I learned about most of this was I was making a block list for like it was some block list for chat where people couldn’t say like [ __ ] around and find out oh [ __ ] it was like a block list for chat to try to

Remove like any like offensive term or anything like that and because I’m not like an encyclopedia for [ __ ] like that I I went to like a Wikipedia page and I just started going down them and laughing at all the Caucasian ones cuz they just sounded so [ __ ] funny like

The probably the most offensive one I quote all the time is a um a mayonnaise monkey don’t get me banned don’t don’t get me banned please but that is the funniest [ __ ] term for a white person I think I’ve ever heard and I love I love just like I just love that word

It’s so [ __ ] stupid oh my God how am I going to get out of this Ravine by the way I’m realizing that now uh uh here we are we’ll make some ladders nice bam all right let’s get the hell out of here damn guess It’s the funniest [ __ ] word I think

I’ve ever heard like I I love you know is I love like busting that word out amongst like maybe like friends or family who don’t know it don’t want to sound racist but I call people the most popular word in 1800s oo oo um really with any racist word or offensive word

I guess it’s how you use them Um as long as it’s not like overly bad I I guess it’s it’s less bad maybe but I love busting out that [ __ ] word uh M mayonnaise I love busting that one out with like friends or family who may have like never heard it because it’s always like I I they

Always just [ __ ] Howl in laughter because it turn it’s like the stupidest world word ever oh my God I I remember um Asher gold yo wsg I wish I knew what that means how’s it going man how’s it going metal pipe wasn’t here because his brain has been damaged by draining nightmare Lego

[ __ ] oh my God I almost broke my ankles damn good hey that’s good um I’ll give you some lore I installed a bunch of really stupid mods in in this server and it’s really dumb changes the whole thing uh I’m not even joking now we have

An ice cream in Sweden C I know I know about that I know about that ice cream I’m not going to say it I’m not going to say it cuz I have a wee bit of a speech impediment and I’m not going to say it but that I

Know about that ice cream that [ __ ] made me laugh laugh a lot is Gorn hey buddy get back what are you oh that’s the thing that gave me BL did YouTube Just filter out the n-word I threw I think it did he threw an n- word

Uh yeah nice I’ve done that before I love messing around with stupid ton of mods Dead same oh [ __ ] uh [ __ ] what’s your name synac you made it in okay I’m going to leave the Twilight Forest because that is just laggy [ __ ] nonsense uh I love playing with a bunch

Of mods expecially when I like I there’s times where I just get like kind of done with this game especially like vanilla Minecraft where I’m like the only way I feel anything anymore I’m like a junkie the only time I feel anything with just more and more hardcore [ __ ] it’s just

Got to go further and further what the [ __ ] is is he bodying the head Bob is so intense dude dude I [ __ ] know uh we have things called chocolate chocolate ball it was called in okay [ __ ] times are crazy times are crazy is this potatoes oh dude get Hoodwinked

Buddy all right wait I’ll tell you the coordinates if you want to come to where I am it’s baboom uh 78 88 minus 4 35 uh what the [ __ ] are those Morin looking creatures and D tell me about it I can’t stand mods if I ever play in

Minecraft it’s either 173 or vanilla I get that I do get that when I play like old versions of Minecraft I love it being kind of like vanilla as [ __ ] dude I have no idea the mobs in this game like I I think it’s called for like lanite mobs or something like that

But it’s just like it’s Insanity it’s a stream Dre Dre steam oh [ __ ] what happened to the stream oh [ __ ] there we go oh my God what cause is that that happened one time other another day that’s [ __ ] weird what is that okay okay I think I’m going to stay in a

House all right okay I don’t know how I don’t know how much more you can say of that I don’t know see okay hot take I’m nowhere to say in in that ball part I’m in tar I’m in tar dude do you need help bro I I I

Will I will TP you here I will Tepe you here if you need help because I also got trapped in tar oh my God holy [ __ ] let me find you I think think you’re that that way I will find you and I will help you I will help you through this

Mess this is so scary it [ __ ] is and I think uh keep posting vids and sometimes you might come up with special idea if you keep that if you keep up the work I see you have so much more potential to go viral thank you dude that’s some good nice that’s some good

Nice positive message I want to make more YouTube videos but like I don’t know if it’s I don’t know if it’s my ADHD I don’t know man but like when it comes to editing I like oh dude if he enjoys your [ __ ] doesn’t matter if you go viral or not that’s also

Fair really the one thing I want maybe some Dark Souls Mr stream I would love to play some Dark Souls Maybe not today perhaps tomorrow it was blown dude don’t worry I’m coming I’m coming I’m I’ll help you out yeah but I’m saying he seems better than a lot of popular YouTubers nice

Nice but remember I want you to I want you to hold me to that cuz like couple years down the line if I’m absolutely like the worst person my game froze when I was trying to load shaders oh [ __ ] you turn on shaders all right that’s fair that’s fair he is Asher

Dude I have no idea where I am what is it yeah I I want to make more [ __ ] YouTube videos I have like I think it’s this might sound outrageous to a lot of people I have like three terabytes of footage that I want to go through and

Edit into stuff but it’s like every time I try to get in editing it’s just like oh God I don’t know if I’m ready to watch 14 hours of video right now oh God what is that what is is that okay I’m going to help you dude I’m going to help

You leave me be shoo shoo Ash he doesn’t uh Ash he doesn’t mind me throwing in word obviously [ __ ] better than soy boy streamers oh my god um dude I got you I got you bro I got you where is he oh [ __ ] dude this spawn Island sucks so

[ __ ] much it’s really funny but don’t worry dude an ender pearl I got you bro I got you I can’t I can’t see anything okay dude take the sword take the sword I love using axes anyways dude we’re [ __ ] doing it here we go this is the save of the century we’ve got

Nothing Road dunan I need food here you go baked potatoes and some pork dude uh fair warning fair warning I don’t know if you’re here for it um oh [ __ ] uh I got the fair warning if you go to the Twilight Forest there’s a portal way over there

Do you like M my je skin dude [ __ ] let me see it I mean it’s sick it’s sick what can I say uh here you go dude here’s a here’s some wood that’s an ender pearl here’s some Cobblestone potatoes uh keep inventories on because this is is just like

Craziness uh he looks like he got breast reduction surgery is that the scar tissue that’s going on is that what that is oh [ __ ] uh by the way spawn sucks everyone gets to see this now the spawn is dog [ __ ] there’s no trees like anywhere over here but listen if we go

This way we’re going to see something beautiful what is that there’s a darkk in the water get out of the oh [ __ ] he’s doing it I’m going in what is happening I can’t see you got [ __ ] Discord dude you seem genuine I’mma add you privately I am I am

Genuine I am and I do got Discord I just need to figure out my [ __ ] username uh I don’t know if it uses numbers I will figure that out oh we’re getting [ __ ] up and by the way I’m going be honest uh I don’t know how much I would do in

Discord because I don’t open it like ever but hey if you if you send me something I’ll try to respond what the [ __ ] oh my God silt Strider what is happening I can’t see [ __ ] the guys what the [ __ ] you left oh my God what is

That he left the game this is too much okay let me [ __ ] open Discord I’ll try to gave you my my username or something uh I got to go I hope you I hope to see you again with mods hell yeah I will I will I I’m

Thinking okay so I bought this Minecraft server for like seven bucks and uh oh [ __ ] why you leaving is it crashing or something some weird [ __ ] I bought this server for like seven bucks and I plan on playing a lot on it because I want to

Make that it bans me for flying oh isn’t there how do I enable that there is a way of enable flying is it a game rule or is it in the logs my username is O add me privately all right I’m getting ravaged I’m getting ravaged um all right let me uh

Respond okay I’ll try to figure that out I think it’s on the server side maybe I have to change the uh [ __ ] uh the uh server properties there some way of enable flying I know what you’re talking about it that is the most annoying glitch there is I think that’s old

Minecraft it’s in the server props oh okay let me go edit that right now dude the [ __ ] the server the server isn’t opening it’s not opening oh no okay let me let me add you on Discord I’ll [ __ ] type that in there we go I think I did something I

Don’t use Discord often but I might I I’ll I’ll try to respond I think yeah I don’t okay yeah let me open the properties what’s funny is dude I think the server is crashing so badly that I can’t even open it the [ __ ] stupid shock bite server we’re hosting this on

It won’t even open it’s just spinning I think I think the server is [ __ ] I don’t know how to put it I think it’s [ __ ] oh my God oh my God [ __ ] okay okay I’ll leave the sounds are horrifying dude this the sounds are horrifying I’m going

To try leaving and I’m going to see if I can change the server properties to enable flight uh good call on that actually knowing where it is cuz I would never have figured that out dude oh my God wait is it opening oh wait hold on I think we’re getting

Somewhere we are getting somewhere it’s pretty funny my anger issues could never I could only handle my vanilla 173 I’m just like that I feel that sometimes you know here’s the thing I get angry at games but I say I have like an extraordinary amounts of uh patience for

Games like I I I remember the the the video I never uploaded I never edited or anything like that but I recorded it I was playing a Dark Souls uh enemy randomizer forever ago Dark Souls 1 and on the Four Kings fight I had artorius I had [ __ ] Gwyn it was like

All the worst bosses and I sat there for like five hours on this fight and it’s funny cuz at the beginning I was laughing like oh my God what do you know and then in the Midway I’m just like I just I’m sad I’m just so [ __ ] sad

Like all all joy has left my voice and it just it just kept getting worse and worse it was so [ __ ] funny okay dude one day oh my god do I have to put this server on hold it’s literally not responding oh my God okay wait how long have I been streaming

An hour and 18 minutes okay I might have to play a bit more it we might pivot if this doesn’t work anymore we going to Pivot at the 2hour Mark or maybe hour 30 but I would love to fix this it’s just not working it’s literally not working at

All uh I got to go to work hopeless bro I got to go to work ah [ __ ] man server was working oh the server’s working for you now okay sick hopefully not nothing stupid happens um I I oh wait I got it to work wait

What did you get to work I’m like really bad at reading I read that I got to go to work okay thank God the server’s working oh my ping is great yipp okay oh dude where’d you go I all I know is like this direction whatever it may

Be North North leads to a village and to the portal to the um the Twilight Forest yeah I could never have bravery to pay $7 for a [ __ ] modded server dude it was spur of the moment and what made it so [ __ ] worse and what in infuriated me was and [ __ ] like

It there is no it it didn’t tell me like my cart or anything like that I bought two [ __ ] Minecraft servers that use 3 gigs of RAM so I literally have two servers for a month that are dog [ __ ] it’s really [ __ ] funny oh my God and this one I just slap

Some mods on it and you can already see it just falling apart uh I’m far from Spawn all right tell me if find it I have four four gigs forever for [ __ ] free I have four gigs forever for [ __ ] free hey dude you’re getting [ __ ] scammed I getting so goddamn

Scammed I say Java text successful but not work later ooh that is weird um it works but it won’t work God I I have no idea I honestly have have no idea how to fix that that’s stupid that’s stupid uh Biff you need a English class

Later listen his his his his English is very good there was a okay what’s funny about streaming in the afternoon for me is I get a lot of just like kind of like we’re no we’re going worldwide with the people I’m meeting and there’s some people who have some really not not great

Language I’ll be honest but it’s pretty good for what it is I’ve engaged with some people now I’m just okay we we like that dude i’ I [ __ ] oh my God like one of the the the hardest puzzle I’ve ever had to do is decode what some

People say when they they like it’s like oh [ __ ] I don’t even know is it’s just so funny I have I have joy with trying to figure out what people say when they when and they kind of you know might not be the best English and my England is

Not very good either although it’s my only language here we go all right we could go back in the Twilight Forest I think I need to find a cave finally I did give my iron sword away and I hope that’s treating you well uh syntech I hope that’s treating you

Well can you not even refund your money no I [ __ ] can’t I cannot it sucks I mean like I could try to be like a huge [ __ ] and try to go into like PayPal and try to be like yo they scammed me I didn’t get what I got but I think they

Could very easily look through that and see that I’m [ __ ] lying God like I I was looking up on cancelling the server I know four languages yeah I’m super smart I’m idiot I’m also an idiot don’t worry we can all be idiots together that’s what’s important most of

All wait why am I making okay this is stupid of me I need to not mine like biggest hole of all time I need to just go straight you know what we’re going to play a little rambunctiously I I don’t I only know two and a little bit of Spanish dude hell

Yeah I [ __ ] I’ve always wanted I don’t know why this is really just the like literally serves me zero purpose but for some reason I always wanted to learn German I don’t know why it serves no purpose to me at all cuz I don’t know any German people but I like

Um I think it all comes down to you know like listening to the German du of SpongeBob songs like the famous Gary Kim ooh that’s the good [ __ ] that’s the good [ __ ] all right we digging straight down now boys we digging right down add me on [ __ ] Discord while it’s

Daytime I thought I did who did I send this to oh did I send it to wrong person uh uh okay I’m just going to type out my [ __ ] hash um that’s my username I don’t know if you still need the numbers that’s what it was like two years ago or three

Years ago or so I’m sure it’s something like that okay why is there a dinosaur really I have no idea I have no idea 4 6 8 I can add sure why why the [ __ ] not I don’t use Discord much but if you send me something I’ll try to respond to it

If it’s something that like needs response here we go dude I don’t know I feel like they add they made it adding people so much harder on Discord cuz I tried to add someone I met in Lethal company and just like it was the it was like a good 15

Minutes of us saying dude I sent a [ __ ] friends request [ __ ] add me and it was a a lot of anger a lot of anger you know uh all right tell me if you can add me I don’t know if it’ll give me a notification I guess I can look at wait

It would show up in pining right something like that I’ll just keep it on that menu and see if anything happens uh if if I send you funny pig you answer I’ll try to answer I’ll I I’ll try to answer what the [ __ ] is this um uh synch

Synch I’m going to tell you there’s a [ __ ] why is there silverfish down here now there’s a horrible horrible creature a horrible one where like if you’re mining ore there’s a chance it turns into like an elemental I can’t add what’s it saying because I have no idea what the [ __ ] the problem

Is like Discord is aggravating sometimes oh my God there’s another one that friendly uh can you can you check your account and your username might might want to update okay wait is it my username or my display name I’ll type in both of them uh my user name

Is this it says if you use the right name it’s my username oh [ __ ] I’m a [ __ ] okay no caps no caps remove the capital D on that and it says that’s probably what is [ __ ] wait what is it what is it SL by CR what the dude this [ __ ] [ __ ] is

Insanity but that should be it maybe oh oh F [ __ ] me I’m so stupid I’m so sorry it’s not 373 it’s just 7373 okay don’t worry I know I’m gaslighting you guys and thinking I’m sending the right username ye you’re a [ __ ] if it ain’t working I am a [ __ ]

Okay that should work the second one I sent I’m sure of it I’m sure it’ll work where you at I’m in a a cave near a um [ __ ] Village it’s at these coordinates bam you can come on over here boom all right we got all right yeah I think that

Worked we got low IQ and Biff lurkin there we go what is VI luran what your profile picture I love it oh that’s funny for [ __ ] sake no I don’t want to go to spawn Island I don’t want to go to spawn Island he’s breaking my blocks

Uh okay I think yo oh I’ll follow you I think that’s the exact kind of pictures I don’t know if I would respond to but that’s the funny one oh my God oh my God a bow all right oh right you accepted it hell yeah dude I’m not complete dickheaded okay nice

Bow dude do you have like a crib over here cuz I haven’t done [ __ ] no sad moment that is a very sad moment [ __ ] what memes do I have okay if I open my meme folder oh [ __ ] mine are so like subjective all my memes are like

Mowind halflife [ __ ] let me see let me see if I can respond with one back while also following him don’t worry I got you I’ll follow oh are those guys hostile I’ve never engaged with them tread carefully okay okay I’ll do that I’ll do that where the [ __ ] my meme

Folder there a [ __ ] mommy there a mommy oh [ __ ] oh my memes are from 2018 and they’re mostly judgmental that’s uh kind of same um the the 2018 period of my life was like very [ __ ] uh what was it it was very you

Know it was a it was a very kind of not great time I was in a Discord server with a bunch of [ __ ] that I all knew and we were kind of the most offensive people the world under has ever seen but I’m kind of glad to be out of that you

Know here we go oh [ __ ] I got my meme folder don’t run there’s like four we’re not going to be able to take him what the [ __ ] is that okay okay okay just keep running do you live near the tarpits over there what was s if I find

Something great I might send okay okay promise me that you will send it oh my God is that guy going to attack us up there dude this is some [ __ ] insanity okay don’t worry I’m getting to my meme folder I just need to get in a safe spot

Night time in this game is just outrageous behind you behind you s okay let me see let me see what it is uh is that okay let me open it uh okay there there peas and go ahead bully me all you want just don’t be surprised

If I if Santa brings it coal next Christmas [ __ ] dude are you okay oh my god oh there’s another one no okay I got you he left the game no no oh no okay um let me see my meme directory I’m sure I’ve got some bad ones rage

Dude don’t worry if you get back in here I’ll teleport you I’ve got you uh Merry Christmas for [ __ ] sake what is that okay okay I got you if you come back I will teleport you back in here I just what the [ __ ] memes do I have okay

I think this is like all I have this is this is this is like the only one that I have that I can think about right now and and then there’s this okay that’s all from the meme directory okay don’t worry dude uh synac I can’t tell if you’re supposed to be if

This is supposed to be your I got really funny means to show you all right that thing is funny looking dude are you going to add me on Discord too to send me memes you’re going to link to something what’s that send me them H

Beat oh [ __ ] what was that oh I’ve got another friends request all right what great pictures have you got for me now and you know s it all right I added you I added you we there we chilling you know is it time I think it

Okay I love I love [ __ ] like this I’m gonna [ __ ] oh what the [ __ ] what I send a picture a sticker make a private GC for shift post all right I I’ll do that right [ __ ] now them ham and uh scac oh wait here we go that should be

It there we go oh wait wait wait we need to add low IQ whoops I died wait did I offer you to join this wait what am I doing I don’t know how to use Discord add friends to DM boom add there we go no you didn’t add L IQ all right

There we go dude I love [ __ ] like morind Skyrim memes so [ __ ] much I was laughing at this for so long yesterday it’s the stupidest picture ever only more when gangsters know that picture all right post whatever the [ __ ] you want in there I think it’s

Time what did I have enough of Minecraft yet maybe I did I don’t know it might be time to Pivot games uh [ __ ] split in the Stream I I hate doing that I’m done with that I might just boot up Dark Souls oh [ __ ] what me hey you wanted to

Say we love your skitso post what are you doing tonight wait have a look to my racist friends pigs okay okay where is it dude that [ __ ] picture man that’s Nostalgia right there oh my god dude Uh what the [ __ ] else do I have I think meme wise I’m very like you know what my favorite ones are I love God damn guys be honest Santa real okay these are some [ __ ] good ones my favorite memes are like I I love Photoshop ones they tickle me so much

Bon aart what the hell is that picture of the Goomba [ __ ] I’m kind of enticed what no way get in my swam and ogre Love Story wow okay we’re [ __ ] done we’re done with Minecraft are you sure are you sure you want to quit yeah I’m think I am ready

To quit I’m I’m going to launch Dark Souls while you guys just [ __ ] post some [ __ ] garbage in there [ __ ] what other memes do I have I think I’m very lacky in my my meme directory but what I have is only the worst of the worst yeah this is only 5B chicken

Burger with chips so nice such a bargain and proper nice and well damn that’s pretty good okay this is the last picture I’m sending I love that picture uh Shrek saves children from eltz though those are some this is bringing back some Nostalgia I’ve seen I’ve seen most of those really [ __ ] edgy

Ones Aubrey Aubrey Graham hello my friend it seems you dropped the soap please be more responsible with this item as we are in jail and you don’t want to be taken advantage of it at any moment nice [ __ ] by the way damn um okay thumbnail on this video is not

Changing I’ll change the title to say Dark Souls nice [ __ ] nice [ __ ] uh they need to put Drake in a wheelchair again wait wait I didn’t even think of that that’s Drake oh my god dude have you heard of God’s plan I I think I love that one chilling

On a Minecraft server what the [ __ ] chilling on a on a Dark Souls 3 perfect I’m not I’m Put Peter gri Griffin twerky that’s the thumbnail that’s the thumbnail I don’t I don’t well maybe I can fit that in okay Peter Griffin twerking I need to make oh

[ __ ] oh my God damn I don’t know if I’m doing it I don’t know if I’m doing it I’m not brave enough I might put Mario Mario and Luigi kissing but I’m not brave enough yet Jimmy Drake gets shot on Dei dude these like okay the what’s funny

About these memes is they’re like they’re from all different time periods I I know some of them and I also know none of them all right I’m booting up Dark Souls 3 I’m doing it here we go Dark Souls with [ __ ] post on top I don’t understand you man a chick with a

Dick isn’t G okay I don’t care how you look at it dude uh found this on a Discord server Joe Biden human flesh oh my God glass Jinx blade and Dark Souls please wait a minute hold on I’m down to make the worst like thumbnail ever but I

Need to get in the game first and I need to find like a good place to take a screenshot I’m okay if if if you can get me hear me out glass Jinx blade if you can like okay good link good link I’m down I’m down I’m [Applause]

Down oh my God what’s the closest thing all right I think I think this is going to be it oh whoops wait control how am I going to take a screenshot boom perfect perfect screenshot let’s let’s edit this and make a thumbnail out of this bleach again slaps not going

Actually slaps not going to lie okay let me download that glass no no no no the glass sword the glass blade and let me [ __ ] get this [ __ ] together this is going to like I don’t use like Photoshop or anything like that that person actually needs

B oh my God the the blacksmith versus the Taurus demon that’s awesome okay let me get the [ __ ] screenshot I just took where is it here we go dude I don’t use like what do you call it I don’t use like [ __ ] or photoshop or anything like that so this

This thumbnail is going to look horrible any you got to I got to ask any any other pictures to throw in this thumbnail my what what uh hold on I got one all right uh to put as the thumbnail hold on wait we getting two hold on we’re just

Going to have to combine this in the thumbnail whatever it may be color I got color um don’t hold on on his why I think I have to he might have something pretty gamer okay I think I can put that somewhere oh my God this is going to look horrendous hold on

Uh man this is so funny oh man okay let me get that picture let me edit the Sparks blade in the in in the HUD I don’t even think that’s going to be visible but I’ll do it anyways yeah this is turning into something so [ __ ] stupid you know

What this is you know what this is reminding me of okay I made a YouTube video that was like it was complete just dog chit well half my you okay literally like a good quantity of my YouTube videos is dog [ __ ] I I’ll just be complete complete honest right now but

What where this reminds me of I played a game once and what I’m doing with this Thum is reminding me of exactly this I I don’t have the directory anymore but I’ll turn on display Capt just show this off we’ve playing this random [ __ ]

Game and I don’t know why I did this but I started like chroming out game Huds and it got so [ __ ] outrages on how many animated Huds I had I had so much [ __ ] fun doing this but like I wish I had this cuz this is what this thumbnail is turning

Into oh my God okay uh here we go now honestly I think I I think we’re ready to go literally me though damn what a selfie all right here we go here we go flurin um so handsome by the way profile pick Mr stream that’s a pretty good one that is pretty good

Happy New Year’s chat woo yeah dude it’s [ __ ] 2014 put this on stream what the [ __ ] okay I’ll put it in the thumbnail I’ll put it in the thumbnail okay I’ll like I’ll put it in the [ __ ] thumbnail this thumbnail is looking so [ __ ] horrible you know everything’s just is going to be

Stretched and wrong and say like happy New Year it’s 2014 you know what [ __ ] it I like the way you think okay this is officially the worst [ __ ] thing I think I’ve ever seen this is it most attractive ginch and impact Players let’s [ __ ] go me click here can you

Add okay maybe I can add that picture but you know is I’m going to like I’m going to I’m going to darken the [ __ ] out of it so it’s very faint in the background hear me out okay okay okay here we go okay you know that’s just going to be

Like almost completely oh my God wait a minute huge huge idea all right I think I’m done making this thumbnail I’m going to put a [ __ ] overlay over it or something like that and we’re going to we’re going to call it a day or maybe not even then a n [ __ ]

It thumbnail for Dark Souls 3 is perfect uh I’ll save it as DS3 and let me go replace it uh I’mma check it when you put it all right oh my God oh my God oh my God okay let me go to my let me go [ __ ] figure out how to change a

Thumbnail and we’re going to be ready to game I have no idea where I am in Dark Souls 3 oh God damn chilling on Dark Souls 3 in quotations happy New Year years 2014 there we go it bite back all right here we go here we go here we [ __ ] go

This is the worst piece of [ __ ] thumbnail I think I’ve ever seen but hey it works what do you know I think it’s submitted I don’t know yet I’ll [ __ ] check my channel but it’s this the worst thing ever par pliers tits where where oh wait I remember that gift okay

No no I know exactly what you’re talking about all right hell yeah we’re I’m think I’m finally ready to play Dark Souls 3 haven’t played in a good couple of years but hey we’re getting back into it God what do I have wait Biff Biff lurkin Biff lurkin are you still playing

DS3 what do you mean that that ain’t that ain’t spamming that ain’t spamming slow down baby ooh oh very nice not now all right if you do Play oh wait do you own it on Steam you say did you get on Steam but I can get

On I’mma go rough on you you know do get on that sounds [ __ ] stupid and the main reason I was asking was if you’re going to play through with a friend I can drop all 90 of my Embers I don’t I don’t I don’t play online in this game

Anymore but I’m willing to just give the all that fat stack to you to make online play better I’mma go rough on you oh my God there’s a [ __ ] there’s some violence happening what do we oh what [ __ ] what the [ __ ] does that mean WK what [ __ ] gay people

What I don’t have I have wow I have no friend oh YK means you know wait DV you know what [ __ ] gay people I’m still struggling are you asking me if I want to [ __ ] gay people whoa dude where you at where you at

That’s gay oh what what no no no I never meant it I never meant it uh caught on 4K bro this stream’s at 1080 1080 I got I got a good like double the resolution to go before it’s credible uh where you want to be where you want to be damn

That’s how I like it what boss are you on actually did I kill pontiff okay you know I need help with I I will carry you through the game up until an Orlando where I need to kill this boss this boss [ __ ] sucks are you at IRL yet Abyss Watcher okay okay

I’ll meet you there uh that’s this right fair and keepy perimeter hell yeah I’ll drop my summon at the bro discordians are so weird let me read this I need to zoom in big time be a good boy and send me hand pigs I’m totally normal I’m not going to

Spam you with her silly memes hoping that you won’t see anything thank you for an ounce of your attention what is this this is like it’s too humble it’s too humble for me I want some Edge all right I’mma drop my I’mma drop my summon

Sign [ __ ] you oh my God all right drop my summon sign wait let me change my [ __ ] uh my gang I roll with I’m I’m no longer Spears of the church I’m I’m I’m Warriors of sunlight all the way what is that do I you yeah you have

To use Ember when I summon when you summon me in I’ll drop like half my stack or maybe the whole stack cuz I’m just going to follow you remember when I told you I was Asian I think I do remember that dude that’s [ __ ] that’s a pretty Morin character woo

I [ __ ] am oh [ __ ] can’t see your summon sign I eat dogs get the rice oh [ __ ] man hell yeah oh [ __ ] okay you can’t see it you know can you see this one at this wait you’re you’re at this bonfire right I’m

Going to drop a red wait wait is do I do I have matchmaking on uh matchmakings on no password unrestricted that’s how I play you might need to set it to unrestricted get the rise yo bars yeah I have no idea what that is just subbed oh damn you subbed thank

You thank you so much um go golly um this is a you’ve put me in a great situation a great place really uh I put unrestricted all right you should see my red uh summon sign this is in summoning me as an Invader if you murder me which I’ll allow you I’ll

Allow you to murder me once or twice it’ll it should Hollow it should um burn you up to make you embered you know woo all right what did I use in this game why do I have three Primary Weapons what is this build hold on wait I’m

Ready for anything please be vtuber be be sexy girl who barely sounds eight 118 and have a huge tits because nerds eat it up bro I’m like I’m down I’m down or maybe like yo yo Biff you in that GC yeah I think he is yeah yeah he is he

Is wait do I need some password no uh Biff lurkin you shouldn’t need a password at all um it should just be on the ground here maybe maybe you put uh can you all right you you know you try placing a summon sign H make sure you’re

At the right bonfire I’m right at the uh fairen keep perimeter bro who the [ __ ] wants to be a V2 in Cosplay is a big busty hot anime girl me servers you and us oh [ __ ] me do I need to turn on a VPN oh wait wait wait is there a way of

Changing this C wait wait cross region play on hell yeah uh you’re so hot bro oh [ __ ] okay password you in us I am in us I do that H [ __ ] can you really not play halfway across the world with dark souls come on I want to play like 300

Ping literally licked my screen what the [ __ ] is happening oh my God okay Dark Souls 3 should we do a password you know sure that will make matchmaking easier maybe that’s why you can’t see it I’m doing a classic one I used to do triple 666 actually single 666 that was my

Favorite give me give me my $20 dude I wish I had it but I I I bought a Minecraft server and I’m broke now all right yeah muren put your pass password as 666 and I think that should make it where we we see ourselves better cuz it’s just looking for people with

That password I think at least I think that’s how I played through uh he bought a Minecraft server chat wow come on dude don’t help me dude please it was a one time thing I’ll never do it again I try no one understand me so emo

[ __ ] [ __ ] wait do I need Covenant you shouldn’t need any Covenant it should just appear on the ground I’ll try replacing it the GC is having severe brain it [ __ ] is I’m looking at it right now it’s just it’s CRA it’s changing it’s changing okay I’m dropping my red uh red summon

Sign next to that bonfire it should show up hopefully I’m going to look up about this to make sure I can actually like play this game you know okay Dark Souls 3 what is that okay I need to look this up I can’t be looking at these pictures okay Dark Souls 3 cross

Region play I see some random dude wait what’s his name what’s his name cuz in game is not my username is not dve if you see a summon sign just just yank that [ __ ] in damn launder pale shade oh that’s an that’s an AI that’s an AI now i’ win me when I’m

Low why he’s so ashy okay yeah you’re seeing a [ __ ] AI wait I’m being summoned it’s working it’s working all right I need you to murder me so prepare for combat prepared for combat you seeing a [ __ ] AI M why did I spawn back here prepare for joyous

Cooperation all right my my weapons of choice the Executioner great sword uh anime sides and the irial shortsword all right come back Saab me or I can look all menacing ooh little did they know come backstab me it’ll Ember you up [ __ ] you’re moving too fast oh dude that actually did nothing that

Did nothing oh wait that did something end me oh that should oh wait you’re ined why you [ __ ] moaning dude Dark Souls is funny I missed the Dark Souls 1 moans they were so [ __ ] funny he like let me do my best and impersonation is like

Oh oh you get like stabbed in the back it’s like oh okay okay I’m actually dropping my white soap stone then you can summon me and we can go [ __ ] up that boss I think matchmaking in this game is so funny how it like ruins my stats to

Be equal to yours like though I can still wield my high weapons I’m going to be doing no damage here we go you know let me get loaded up for this boss fight this guy’s going to the abyss Watchers they’re not hard they’re not hard let’s be honest Abyss Watchers we

Beat those first try every time oh [ __ ] do I have any more pictures it’s kind of laggy with you talking oh wait what this seems non [ __ ] all right let’s go boys that’s literally me too don’t you worry all right let’s go straight over the Boss I wonder okay I’ve never I’ve never played online with someone going across the world literally other side of the world I wonder if like my ping is just going to be in [ __ ] insane this is this might be stupid I don’t know you didn’t open the doors you

Didn’t open the [ __ ] doors no I thought you would have opened the doors oh God uh excuse me EXC excuse me excuse me there we go used oh [ __ ] dude I’m ready uh do I have yes holy [ __ ] we’re [ __ ] him up oh this oh my God I forgot about the

Combat in this game wa oh [ __ ] I forgot this more oh oh my God that was scary okay remember um all the other ones die if you kill the main one whichever that one is I think it’s the one without scary Red glowing eyes there he is get Frost bit in you

[ __ ] there we go phase two baby Moro Zumer son or obliv bom daughter okay that was a sentence I have no kids dudee we’re going to [ __ ] speedrun this game we’re going to have this finished tonight tonight baby oh god look how cool this is like he

Absorbed the blo and he turned like hella cool gym topic you like the physique though oh [ __ ] that physique is huge damn I think I think we got a gamer who actually works out no [ __ ] way are you youve got this bro uh no [ __ ] when I drink blood I’ll

Turn cool too that’s just facts we’ll never we’ll never know unless you try oh he’s doing his spinny moves God stop running away from me here we go I’m going in is he frostbitten I can’t tell I can’t tell he’s comboing me dude I love how that literally did no damage what is

My damage is it does it show my scale damage it says 500 I think he consumes some holy water he very yeah I think he did I think he did I I’m willing to believe it no I’m [ __ ] sorry I didn’t help you oh [ __ ] I didn’t get I should have

Got in there wait I got to finish him oh [ __ ] all right s me back I forgot to drop I forgot to drop the uh uh uh it’s coming to me the word will be here soon I forgot to drop the goddamn Ember I’m so sorry all right I’m

Getting in there now I’m getting in there dude look at that I was not doing 500 damage that Scythe should have been doing 500 and so is my great sword that was nothing this scale damage is crazy all right I got you here let me drop my Embers uh is it

Leave all right I’ll leave you a fat 80 there you go that’ll carry through the whole game seek bra you spray holy water on that demon I’m going to you know just you wait I need what okay what weapons did I use I can’t remember anything I think this this was the load

Out oh my God I have fen’s Greatsword oh but it’s not leveled up [ __ ] and a chaos Zander what am I going to do with that okay uh I got the wolf Knight great sword let’s do it let’s do that I think I think that’s going to be the one I

Like uh I’m blind hold on there we go all right you can run straight in the pick the coolest an animated weapon honestly the coolest one is probably this there is a lot going on in that anim animation but this one dude I can do flips so that’s going to be

Cool oh yeah just just run right in there I’ll I’ll be I’ll second that I’ll be in there in a minute uh excuse me use the Gale great sword the Gil great sword what is that uh jind yeah also who are you welcome to the stream oh oh my God I’m being

Bodied oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] wait I’m I’m heavy rolling uh-oh that’s not good okay I think I’m fine with just using this I suck so bad listen uh we’re in cells with no life and anxiety welcome to brain Rod hey hey yo dude I think that guy just left I think he dipped

That funny oh great I’m doing 50 damage a hit okay listen I think the way to win against this boss I don’t know I think the way of winning is okay you be careful you be careful all right perfect great communication here’s what you got to do yeah you heal

All right I’m going to try to do most damage hopefully if I remember how his moves are he does three three hit combo oh wait you can backstab what oh [ __ ] I forgot about that wait wait why aren’t we just wait why aren’t we just doing that hold on distract

Him okay now you get behind him this will work oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I missed the back stab no okay you got him you got this he’s really low Health dude I didn’t know you can chain backstabs [ __ ] I died I hope you win that battle if you did in fact win that

Battle I’ll wait for you at the catacombs while I find a new build I think my best weapon is the uh [ __ ] it’s like it’s 5 a.m. you win Hell yeah all right I’ll meet you in the catacombs dude holy [ __ ] I’m I’m losing brain cells while not sleeping that yeah

That’s fair oh my God the Gail grade sword I’ll use this this thing looks [ __ ] awesome yeah if if you have to go to bed I completely understand [ __ ] like I think it’s also really late for Biff lurking as well and as for me it’s goddamn 5 it’s 5:00

P.m. all right now I’m stay for a while hell yeah dude Abyss Watcher bonfire all right go to the end of there and uh drop the alt or whatever it is and I’ll meet you in the catacombs and then we’re going to go [ __ ] up uh waler waler is

Easy as [ __ ] and I got my dude I got the coolest animated weapon ever the Gail Greatsword I’m here level up all right I think I can drop it right here right uh no no no no there we go okay I just remembered something my [ __ ] one of my Fondest Memories of

Dark Souls 3 and playing it together with a friend was uh we suck at the game if you can’t like I don’t he sucked I sucked too we [ __ ] both sucked ass at this game what was so funny was when we get invaded by people we’d go in a

Corner and use the like curl up emote and just try to like hide with objects so it turns into like a a willpower gam of running like you’ll see him running around for like 20 minutes until he just leaves that was a blast all right here we

Go I think I’m ready to game where’s the summon it’s down the down the stairs you you interact with the altar it moves out of the way and it’s like right down at the bottom of the stairs oh there we go there we go nice dude that thumbnail goes

Hard what is it I wonder if I got to wonder that random person who said use the Gail great sword wait I know the gaale great sword now I [ __ ] have it equipped oh my God that person I wonder if he clicked on the video because of the thumbnail because that’s so [ __ ]

Funny I’m sleeping I did I did fall asleep sorry I’m kind of tired oh there was a skeleton dude I’m [ __ ] blind dude I’m going to [ __ ] this guy up with the Gale moves woo oh [ __ ] wait that was awesome oh oh my God I love this weapon [ __ ] him [ __ ]

Him all right I think I don’t okay I know the path through this place if we want to speedrun we can but you probably want to explore right and try to find some items or something but if not we could go straight to wnir oh my God this is such a funny

Weapon holy [ __ ] I love it I love it I just can’t wait until you level up enough where I actually start doing damage wait I want to know one thing what’s your soul level I’m 140 right now and I’m curious to see what yours is cuz my stats are just

Tanking uh I think you won’t be able to play on your Minecraft server bro dude I don’t think so either I don’t think so either that [ __ ] thing is like it’s rotted 36 oh [ __ ] dude that [ __ ] was like oh my God that [ __ ] was really [ __ ] bad it it

Was funny because of how bad it was I I loved it dude [ __ ] ladders I won’t die from that oh my God okay I need to get that Elden ring [ __ ] out of my head that was not the move oh my God I have these the church Guardian shivs all right be

Careful the enemy coming up is the worst thing ever I hate these enemies so [ __ ] much it was funny cuz absurd but I wouldn’t play on that [ __ ] daily you know I do I do know that that [ __ ] was not fun I it was fun because it just yeah

How [ __ ] wild and crazy it was but like yeah that shit’s just I don’t see myself doing anything in that uh what’s down here uh that’s death okay don’t go that way all right I’m just going to body the [ __ ] out of him because this guy has

Some horrid moves all right Rush him oh [ __ ] okay uh did that thing die when it fell the guy I kicked down I think so either he’s he might be on that ledge over there oh by the way uh oh yeah D get out of the way get out of the way

Get out of the way all right we made it or is it walking I have no idea oh [ __ ] ow who shot me dick I think I can make it uh fun fact I don’t know when it breaks but when that thing like rolls back and forth for like a good 15

Minutes it breaks and drops something I don’t remember what it is but that does happen oh wait wait do I have any holy weapons if I have a holy weapon I can prevent these guys from respawning or resurrecting uh hold on you got this bro

You got this uh and my sleep schu has been [ __ ] dude for the longest time same and mine mine get might get [ __ ] again what happened to me was that like yeah yeah it got [ __ ] really badly where I’m sleeping at like all hours of

The day but then it like it it shifted it it kept shifting forward until where I am now where I’m waking up at like 9:00 in the morning and go to bed at like 10:00 at night okay uh be careful like these pots explode into something I want to say

Uh what’s even here I think there’s a switch um m [Applause] oh [ __ ] that’s disgusting all right I got you uh got to click on that here we go uh I think walner is just to the right here I don’t know if there’s anything here when I’m like by myself

And [ __ ] living in my house and stuff I want to be sleeping at daytime and live at night cuz less insidey same and I think that’s exactly why I love doing the exact same thing also inv oh [ __ ] corvis dude we got to go we got

To go we got to go follow me run with me run past this [ __ ] and run down this Hall just dodg dude oh is that him behind us what the [ __ ] was that was that a skeleton dude I have no idea just keep running it’s like

There’s only one way you can go [ __ ] off dude uh drinking oh my God okay okay we’re down here we’re down here good good corvis get the [ __ ] out of here buddy I’m getting bodied did you make it did you make it oh my god corvis get trapped on these enemies you

[ __ ] gang Souls oh [ __ ] wait no no it’s not this way it’s this way we got to hang a right [ __ ] I’m so I’m so done I’m so done for I’m not making out of this one [ __ ] off you big fat rat dude did you find the way you got to go through

Like another door to the left of that one oh my God a homie get the [ __ ] out of here I I’ll distract him you find the door and you can go you can go open the other side of it oh my God you okay I’m going to I’m going to going to

Whittle this man down host of Embers died no oh [ __ ] okay we get the route I wasn’t I was not going to be ready to get [ __ ] invaded gang Souls 3 that’s facts dude that the the catacombs is the worst okay I’ll show you a shortcut

Though I’ll show you the shortcut I know the fastest way down there you alone by the way I’m I’m a little bit alone I’m a little bit live um not exactly alone I live with a couple of different people but for the most part I do spend a lot of my time

Alone when I that’s why I liked a lot of like staying up at night and stuff I felt like at night time is when I got a lot of my uh I got a lot of my work done like editing and [ __ ] like that getting

A bunch of [ __ ] like that done I love doing that in the AM hours cuz it’s just so goddamn relaxing your voice switch just so random but on point dude I had a [ __ ] friend my voice is weird its tone just shifts constantly and I had a

Friend that was like bitching at me because I can’t sing at all and he was like dude look at the pitch of your voice it’s you’re shifting tones constantly you can’t do [ __ ] all right here we go so it’s down here now there’s a couple of skeletons

But this skips the first catom part and we can just skip right to the bottom of the stairs here we go I’m going in you got this I sound like I sound like a seducing woman if I lower my voice ooh ooh okay I think same same around and j Catfish

Discordians oh [ __ ] dude Fair you know that it’s a living it’s a living okay same route I’m going to gank this boy I think we can take it a little bit slower but generally speaking actually don’t jump down that hole that’s the worst way of going like I

Think when you get to the hole you can hang a right it’s funny dude how they’re so desperate they really are they really are oh God oh God don’t hit don’t hurt me bull [ __ ] oh my God okay dude uh here here’s here’s what I’m going to do if you can

Make it past those guys uh you probably can they’re they’re they’re low Health okay I’m going to set a summon kind of where those guys are he just got rail dude I [ __ ] did I forgot bleed was a thing okay I’ll meet you down there I’ll meet you down [Applause]

There dude this is bringing back so many memories when I play through this the amount of times we died on my play through with a friend was so many and like I remember these routes so [ __ ] well they’re so vivid to me all right I’m going to drop my summon

Sign over there and go hide in safety because I’m not going to be able to fight these guys I don’t remember what new game I’m on it’s either one or two it’s something like that but wait a minute I just remembered hold on okay I’m dropping it I’m dropping in this

Hallway I need to go find a safe place to hide but isn’t down here safe oh wait down here is the way to go [ __ ] nice [Applause] what the [ __ ] here we go here we go here’s the route uh if we want you can follow me this way there’s actually I

I’m an idiot I’m so sorry did I take both of those or did you dodge that okay here we go uh we can drop down here and skip that door right there we got to keep going down down here there’s another one of those of

Those okay not up the stairs not up the stairs we got to keep going pass this guy and go in the door okay okay I’m going to hope you got in the door ow [ __ ] off uh H we should move okay over here uh we can open the gate

But we got to get ready to run oh oh [ __ ] okay yeah God I love how that’s the only thing I have that does damage all right good you open the door now we got a [ __ ] booket across that bridge you run first you run first uh f look I’m going to make

It okay we’re safe we’re safe you ready you’re ready for wall wait wait wait come back come back wait I want to say there is a bonfire down here right but can you get back up if you die and we bro b AFK okay I don’t think it’s worth going

Down there I don’t know if we can get back up I’m visiting the other side from them to time oh dude hell yeah oh [ __ ] you ready oh you went in what the [ __ ] all right touch the touch the flask touch the flask okay uh don’t get too close to

Darkness if you remember this fight uh I’ll I’ll take the left hand oh no oh [ __ ] this was such okay I I kind of like this boss he such a he was a cool one on first inspection but he’s the easiest boss ever oh no wait he’s

Spewing that [ __ ] oh wait you got to run there we go I don’t know if damage scales you just need to break his Rings he’s really easy there we go and we got one more oh [ __ ] oh my god um Pro tip from me if if he moves forward he you start

Taking a lot of damage oh [ __ ] wait I’m here oh [ __ ] you spawned back at the beginning all right I’m I’ll I’ll R Vu I’ll meet you back over there uh wait did I go back to the shrine oh no oh no okay don’t worry don’t

Worry your pys Watchers now we’re in not Cathedral of deep catacombs of carthus I don’t think we’re ever going to find like a a good like bonfire that’s the word I don’t think we’re ever going to find a good wait a minute what the [ __ ] is this

Wait I may have lied to you I may have lied to you I’m so sorry I think I lied to you I think I think there’s a bonfire like halfway through we can grab really quick which you know if I would have gave that information that would have

Been pretty useful I’m sure of it all right here we go and the good thing is I think if we run out of Embers which it’s it might look that way if we run out of Embers I think we can do this as an exploit of dropping red soap stones and you killing

Me cuz I think killing Invaders Embers you I don’t know though I need to verify but what do I even have on this save I want to upgrade my weapons oh my god oh [ __ ] I I play on keyboard mouse right now oh my God how how I am used top

Controller dude how the [ __ ] I could never never played Dark Souls with a keyboard I tried once it’s so hard dude but I’m like loaded do I have like every boss soul the soul of Lords one of the Twisted souls steeped in strength hey yo what up all right uh

[ __ ] left click for heavy all right boom you ready I’ll show you where the bonfire is I want to say same route same way all the way down here I might be slower cuz sleepy that’s all right I dude I understand that I my body has turned into such a [ __ ]

Loser I can’t stay up at all I try and I’m I’m falling asleep I’m it’s it’s so sad my younger self would be so upset I used to be able to pull like two Dar it was Insanity all right wait are you still up there where are

You wait where the [ __ ] did you go did you run through there already uh-oh uh oh you did oh it’s your invisibility you know actually I like the way you think uh there we go now no one will know that I’m I’m joining you in cooperation all

Right it’s past this I see it now so follow me I’ll tell you what to do when we get to the jumpy skeleton knife guys hang a right so like when we when we’re running down that Hall we can hang a right and get a bonfire or we could just go

Straight to waln near to the left which what you thinking ow W near okay all right just run through the door this one no you unlocked it oh you made it nice okay we run through here we run across the bridge and then we can go do

Waln I don’t think we’ll lose a second time invaded by dark Spirit Knight Slayer to Tor rig sorig I think that’s an NPC see that name sounds way too long to be a player get Back oh [ __ ] what a [ __ ] all right we got to run he’s spewing all right yeah that’s all you have to do is he see here’s the thing he keeps inching closer and closer to the wall and that’s really how you die is if he pushes you into the wall you’re just

Going to be [ __ ] if you can break the Rings however it pushes him way back into the void gay [ __ ] he’s [ __ ] me up okay nice that pushed him back a distance I think he might actually have a pro play I think using bash weapons blocked what is happening some real anger I’m

Sorry he’s going to slam he’s slamming all right one more to go forgiveness is freedom wait is he crawling what’s he doing dude this boss is so actually scary he’s [ __ ] me up all right you got this dude you got this so real for that forgiveness is fre

Freedom my man dude yeah he’s so close to being killed you should be able to win against him tell me if you do cuz if you do I’ll meet you at IRL and also you know the route so I’m thinking I might just drop my summon sign over there by the boss

Door you w nice let’s switch games after a while because watch this is painful too hard [ __ ] man all right we’re going to we’re going to make it through we’re going to make it through like ail and I would like I would like to get up to an orando and

Then I might switch games you don’t have doll okay do you have the teleport to the Cathedral of the deep or the cleansing Chapel do you have either one of these teleports cuz we could start there gay if you don’t don’t worry don’t worry we’ll we’ll switch to something my legs

Hurt uh no I have not beaten Crystal oh okay I’ll meet you in the crucifixion woods now your eyes hurt as well oh [ __ ] dude I [ __ ] I want to know any people who’ve act who seen that thumbnail pop up and they’re like they’re recommended or any other way cuz

That just sounds so [ __ ] funny to me here we go Gale great sword I don’t need this [ __ ] here we go my 6 a.m. alarm ringed [ __ ] what’s happening at 6:00 a.m. are you waking up oh wait let me drop there we go I’m dropping at crucifixion Woods just outplayed my alarm

Bozo [ __ ] get gamered get good get better now where’s crucifixion Woods crucifixtion Woods is this place with there crabs and [ __ ] it’s right outside get good get better boo uh it’s right outside of like uh that that Crystal sages it’s right near that area this Crystal Sage itself but

It’s in the uh Road of sacrifices you don’t have it all right what teleports do you have at the road to sacrifices do you have fen’s keep do you have fen’s keep well you would have to have had this one what is that I have halfway

Fortress um yeah we can start there we can start there let me click on this video what is this This video makes no sense oh my god dude I tried okay I haven’t played much on um I on faren cap okay wait are you at the halfway Fortress I’m placing my summons on here dude that boss the dragon slayer knight in Dark Souls 2 um

I played very little Dark Souls 2 I made it like I you know what I did I tried to kill him first and it made me sad that I couldn’t kill him because he’s easy as [ __ ] I’m playing a for DS2 that overhuls 90% of the game does it make it better

Hit boxes in DS2 and he’s actually called orange now so he’s so [ __ ] hard dude I wouldn’t okay what’s that what’s it called what’s it called if I play through DS2 and I like it I would not mind playing some mods yo hey what up what wat wat watti cookie Merry

Christmas dude it’s 24 14 man I’m so sorry dude I’m not looking at screen like a dumbass oh my god dude Happy New Year’s bro all right I can show you where that bonfire is Seekers of fire install the patch after okay I’ll remember that I I

Think I played one uh happy new New Year’s hey all right the bonfire is right over here it’s like you you come down here and uh it’s it’s it’s over here I think it’s it’s over here I think don’t leave us yes come on stay water the cookie how’s it going how’s it

How’s your how’s your New Year’s there it is it’s right there it’s right up there there we go if we go to any other place we can just start here qu lag is also they added Quay lag wait is there any like base they went off of for Quay lag or did

They really just make quog in DS2 cuz that’s [ __ ] insane she’s a scorpion ah yo yo yo all right let’s go to Crystal sages we can [ __ ] up the crystal Sage you kidding me if I can remember hear me out oh hold on hold on hear me out

I suck I suck so much K would literally infect your body dude that’s what I’m talking about that sounds hot and spew lava and burn you and then explode invaded by Watchdogs oh [ __ ] dude I forgot if you know anything about Dark Souls II we are in a popular fight

Club spot we need to get out of here great isolation for 2014 Dude tell me about it I’m running like the best the best uh Alienware computer money can buy is that was that a Big Brand in 2014 all right I’m going to go gank him you distract him you’re doing a good

Job yeah so the thing is at that that faen Woods or whatever over there that’s a hug huge fight club spot because uh if you get invaded there it’ll spawn Watch Dogs it’ll spawn all kinds of [ __ ] how’s your New Year going bro I [ __ ] slept

Like crazy today I slept for like a good I want to say it was like like oh dude I I want to say like maybe 12 hours or something not too bad not too bad for this this uh 2014 did your 2013 go good it it went it went I had some health

Problems I’m still having some health problems but it went it went it went and it’s gone now which one is it oh it’s this one here we go it’s in the [Applause] corner dude [ __ ] off whoa holy [ __ ] smash dude that that group chat is going insane that is going in

Bananas uh 20 13 were so bad like I was so sad wait I’m attacking the wrong one like an idiot all right it’s that one in the corner we have a GC um oh yeah no yeah we do have a GC I’m sending [ __ ] Post Yeah water cookie if you have

Discord and want to see the GC you very well can it just seems like everyone’s talking about how hot characters are and posting memes all right did you kill the crystal the crystal Sage I’m like I’m playing like a dumb ass I’m kind of getting tired brain no working anymore now hear me

Out dude I hope I hope he’s done it I hope hope you beat it uh you won hey hey I have you have Dark Souls 3 is it installed cuz you can [ __ ] play through this with us we’re just trying to run through the game that sounds even funnier just getting even more

Invaders yeah you can [ __ ] join hell yeah I think your settings need to be is um matchmaking on and the password just needs to be 666 and you’ll find us Mark flyer leaks oh [ __ ] dude where did you get these pictures I launched my game all right I I tried to

Beat okay so you you you won the crystal stage I’m going to I’m going to set my summon sign right outside the door into like the next area wait I can’t do that yet okay wait this next area you have to play through alone you got to you just

Got to run through it until the next summon space which I don’t know it is I think it’s pretty close by can’t lie but what are these pictures M Twinkling Titanite wait what died hey yo all right here’s where you got to run to you run through that place it’s like

Yada yada yada yada W whoopy dooo you run all the way through here and I think it’s over here is a bonfire and this is where we can be summoned no we still can’t be summoned what the [ __ ] okay it’s the next place then it’s the next

Place oh why do you have all of this saved dude why not is it up here is this the next summon spot okay dude bad news I can make an I can make an Indian accent and in the mo what does that say what does

That say I need the alt tab [ __ ] to chat where is it okay I think our next summoning spot okay wait hold on I I I can make a most I can make an Indian accent in the last least most necessary moment okay awesome awesome okay your goon F fall

Dude I love the word goon I recently discovered what a goon cave is and it made me very happy made me laugh uh come on say it wait what am I saying okay uh Goonies Goonies okay dude bad news bro you know honestly uh water cookie if

You’re still here here uh you know meet me at the cleansing Chapel we can partake in fellow fellow cooperation or One V one battles if you’re here if you have the area unlocked come on say it what nobody said tall what a h on Discord I got markip

Player leagues do we have them all here I don’t care what nobody said tall [ __ ] are winning them long ass legs okay is this a is this a tweet or something Gail here wait Gail here wait what what’s happening I I don’t think I have the

Area oh [ __ ] all right so we got to play through the game a bit so wait Biff lurin did you find a place where we can drop a summon sign hey hey hey hey in the group chat if you’re going to if you’re going to post uh if you’re going to post pictures

Like that be sure it’s a dark applier and corrosive ey I I forgot their [ __ ] their things I got to show you Markiplier ads ass I’m at the cleansing Temple okay um water cookie if you know how to get to the water the cleansing Temple here’s what you got to

Do from the fen swamp if you’re here you need to run through the swamp kill the crystal sage and run out the back it’s very little after that but you can get here I’m in ng1 so I’m at the swamp I think okay wait if you’re in G+ I’m sure

You know how to get there uh tell me when you’re here and we we H we’ we’d summon you okay I’m going to drop my summon sign at the cleansing Temple for now I don’t remember how to get to this place at all this place kind of sucks no other men

Uh okay okay hell yeah our okay here here’s our evasive action we’ve got to we’ve got to we got to kill the [ __ ] the the what are they called God the deacons the deacons of the deep we got to kill the deacons of the deep and then

After that we we’re going to ail so you might have to go through okay um the flurin we might need to kill the the um the abyss Watchers again but trust me when I say it’ll be worth it you’re going to get so much [ __ ] XP man you’re going to get so many

Souls I like I can’t even click over to the group chat there just like there’s videos that I feel like I’d love to watch but I can’t I can’t click on them yet okay uh I hate this place I hate this place so much so uh let’s figure out where to go did

You unlock any shortcuts over here have you been in the the oh you probably haven’t a [ __ ] slave night Gale is here [ __ ] I’m at the village where the giant shot arrows you’re at the village with the Giants shot arrows Village oh [ __ ] wait that’s early

In the game that’s like uh that’s like the first area right I think I’m having trouble remember this game but my controller is broken oh no that’s all right that’s all right okay I want to say I’m I’m getting another controller dude hell yeah I [ __ ] I got a

Score my controller broke too but I found a [ __ ] authentic uh wired Xbox 360 controller in my drawer and this Tank’s a beast what is these pictures with these pictures that’s a [ __ ] that’s a great one who is this who is being posted right now who is that oh

Diji okay okay the brother of Mr KSI the man the myth the legend I get tan you know that’s me too man like I’ve never showed my face before but like I can tell you right now that’s me can I sit at bonfire yeah sit at sit

At sit at the bonfire oh oh oh you want me to leave you can kick me if you want there’s a way of doing it I think you want to use like uh the white circle or something like that wait I actually I can’t leave

You do need to kick me I don’t know how to leave there’s an item in here it’s at the bottom it’s one of these oh oh I Fade Away there you go I got it nice wait wait wait you’re at the you’re at that place you’re there I just

Look a bit wider at winter I’m not racist but you I’m not repeating that oh my God oh my God okay what a cookie did you get uh this this this place this [ __ ] hole woo and since your new game plus dude we’re going to tear we’re going to tear

We got only the best weapons out here no oh [ __ ] all right um I summon you all right uh water cookie do you need to kill the okay are you still getting to the swamp there we go or are you there I got the controller nice oh you got the controller okay I

Understand now I understand I’m a wee bit stupid don’t worry what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] are you posting why is deji had like 16 girlfriends what the [ __ ] is happening here we go we’re getting we’re getting out now I talked to you talked

To oh wait I talked to Gail so Gail is the painted world of arandell d DLC we don’t have to go there yet cuz that place kind of sucks I think if you win you get this weapon as a boss weapon the one I’m using right now but the boss

Kind of sucks and I think it’s it’s a bit High leveled so we should probably come back to it woo uh none of my controllers are working so I’ll do keyboard dude that’s just stunting on me because if you play better than me with a keyboard that’s

Just that just shows how much better than you better you are as a gamer you know I know my words they don’t make too much sense okay so where to go here I want to say it’s up here oh wait I think I remember to go follow

Me I want to say it’s over here through this Valley and we want to hang a right uh is it it is over here all right uh just like ignore these guys they’re kind of chill they chill like that dog I miss Ebola what happened to it did

It really leave oh dude those crawling ones those are the worst ones those guys [ __ ] suck okay I ganked him never mind all right here we go we can unlock a shortcut right now since I just took you okay go up the stairs I’m going to try to I’m

Going to I’m going to distract this dude oh you backstab nice all right go up the stairs and hang a right down the ladder that unlocks a shortcut for us to take and I will wait right up here cuz I don’t think there’s any enemies down there yeah that way

Uh do I have point on let me let me turn that on do I need slab squat bam it’s fine we’re good okay I’m going to look forward can I open doors or can wait wait this door doesn’t open that’s right I guess I’ll just clear the path of enemies until you

Get back up here when you come back is just go up the big the big stairs to the big scary door what was that oh uhoh wait wait that’s one thing I need to warn you about the enemies here some of them oh you’re back hey they uh they

Light themselves on fire and kamakazi you they suck all right so here’s where we got to go got to go off this ledge wait what what the [ __ ] you’re a Faith Build no way I thought they didn’t exist you’re trying that’s okay all right we

Got to go this way and we just run rooftop to Rooftop I’m going to try to speedrun this as fast as possible because this area [ __ ] sucks so much all right so go down this go all the way across and run up the other one excuse me boys oh never mind never

Mind never mind never mind never mind you cannot jump in this game I think it’s yeah down those stair stairs oh [ __ ] that was almost a big boy mistake okay what the [ __ ] they’re ganking me oh [ __ ] uh keep going that way you should like hang a left or something and open a

Big door go through go through said big door syn no no he left the group [ __ ] dog oh [ __ ] does this lead back that way don’t worry we’ll figure this out I’ll just like I’ll run back around I think I know the way [ __ ] I have an idea what’s your

Idea what’s your idea you want me to send you my SA file all right here we go once I’m up there uh biffin did you open the door and did you make it into the cathedral cuz I’m running around to place my summon sign over there I’m

Hoping you got in bro I’m far away from you guys I think I can help me reach your place if you join my game I open the shortcut um okay where are you are you in are you in actually the first area cuz here’s what we’re going to do I

Think we’re going to do Cathedral Cathedral and then I’m I’m down I’m down to join your game but where are you right now uh you open shortcut all right I I’m going to run over there cuz really we got to know what this is all about this isn’t about uh

Beating the game in joyous cooperation this is for you guys to help me beat the last bosses of the game on New Game Plus 3 here we go what the [ __ ] Jesus all right I’m going to the door yeah how’s your game are you winning road to sacrifices all right I

Will meet you at road to sacrifices after we do deacons or at least get to like a good save point here all right I’m in the door I almost died like an idiot oh my God I’m dropping my summon sign I’m going to die healing all right my summon sign is

Right in inside that door it’s right in there get out of here buddy they are still following me oh my God please summon me your summon sign just no and I’m [ __ ] wait wait wait wait flon if you go down the elevator this unlocks a shortcut back to that bonfire did you do

That cuz if you done that that’s huge 2014 is going to be good for real dude I know man like 2014’s looking up like I think we’re getting uh the is is halflife 2 already released what what games are coming out this year I mean come on this there’s got to be some

Gems okay uh all right Biff lurkin let’s go to the the uh C Ro to sacrifices camp and we we’ll help uh wat cookie out and once we do that we’re going to have a team of three gank in this game all right I’m at road to sacrifices happy birthday for the new

Cod dude is Black Ops 2 releasing this year oh god dude all oh [ __ ] 2014 blue I mean Dark Souls 2 released but Call of Duty Advanced Warfare who the [ __ ] likes that one or really who the who really likes the modern ones anyways to be fair

I’m going to be kind of completely honest there what do I do um oh I’m at the next Camp okay next Camp it is uh DS3 in 2 years nice dude in 2 years we’re getting dark souls 3 that’s [ __ ] awesome all right go to the halfway Fortress Biff lurkin and we’re

Going to we’re going to [ __ ] some people up we’re going to [ __ ] them up okay yeah um what water a cookie just make sure this your matchmaking crossplay is set to on and your password is 666 I’m dropping my Su time do you also have since you have New Game Plus I’m

Sure you have the dried curled fingers you might need to use to play three player my my name big ounce and mine is the worst name ever I can’t wait for Skyrim 2 Skyrim 2 is going to be huge but that’s not coming out for like

Another like 10 years since it is 2014 no actually no no no no no it’s going to be like another 14 years cuz didn’t they say like it’s still in writing progress it’s not even in development or like I’m talking about Elder Scroll 6 by the

Way uh yeah my name’s stupid it’s slav Knight Gale very huge element of the time of when I played this you know Slavic [ __ ] hell yeah nah dude it’s going to release in 2014 oh [ __ ] no way oh [ __ ] I can’t wait is this you water cookie oh wait is that

You water cookie in summon us I don’t have your item yes yeah I heard rumors okay wait I I hope that is true because I Elder troll 6 I I would love to play it but like that kind of game well actually if it does release next year that would be

[ __ ] sick or well this year because I I I honestly never expected to see it you buy from old lady you don’t have the dried finger okay yeah go to go to you know what summon me in I’ll drop a [ __ ] soul of a champion so you can

Get some Souls if you can’t buy it and half like two will be in 2014 to oh [ __ ] no way dude I think I I think I saw that title at E3 that that title’s looking really cool screw B time hey B lurin are you here right now

Are you at this this place I have 200,000 Souls all right well where bu the you buy it from the old hag at the the shrine the shrine of fire what the [ __ ] it is I never forgot the the main place you you start where you level up and

[ __ ] go to that old hag and she should sell it all right P flurin are you here are you are you at this bonfire right now because while we wait I’m I’m going to PVP you I’m going to PVP you Mr stream I was once sitting in my

Car what you doing sitting here I need I need to eat something I have like aen Jack [ __ ] [ __ ] today I think I’m going to eat a protein bar I was once sitting in my car and an angel turned on my air conditioning dude no [ __ ] way could it be perhaps after

I can’t tell if you’re here wait what oh oh other guy needs to leave all right uh dude was it did the air conditioning start turning on after you uh you put on some magical amulet you bought from a [ __ ] in New York for

$600 cuz if if that’s so like I think I can relate I think that same thing’s happened to me dude that’s crazy what are the coincidences then I inv both of you all right all right um PFF lurin PFF lurin while he’s going to buy the

Item summon me in as an Invader I’m going to PVP you I’m going to win I’m going to [ __ ] win I’m going to win ooh oo yes oh you better be ready you better be ready I wonder how much one hit of my weapon does to you let me run up to that

Halfway point the host of Embers I will do you in the host of Embers I’m so [ __ ] curious because like when I attack people in your game it it lowers My Level so far that I’m hitting like 50s and 100s but the weapon says it’s supposed to do 500 damage a

Hit so I’m curious And So It Begins wait wait a minute hold on Jolly cooperation ow let me get my parrying dagger I’m going for it I’m [ __ ] going for it dude you don’t know what you’re messing with you don’t know who I am ow okay I’m frostbitten that’s

[ __ ] okay you’re done for Punk dude I’m how the [ __ ] do you parry in this game how do you time it dude once I get this Parry in all right I’m going I’m going real mode I’m still doing hundreds never mind my character just sucks I got everything all

Right let me do uh let me do Biff lurk and then and then then we can play [ __ ] I showed my I showed my cards too soon oh finish your fight and it’s raw [ __ ] I do no damage I suck at this game dude I need to turn into one of

Those [ __ ] the PK or [ __ ] in this game PK oh my God I’m bringing out the RuneScape bringing out some [ __ ] stupid [ __ ] but the the player killers in this game I need to [ __ ] okay I’m dropping my summon time I know I can’t get a single thought out

But um DS2 PVP way more better than this isn’t like okay I know the the big difference about PVP and Dark Souls 2 is that since Dodge rolling has no eye frames to very little I I’m pretty sure like a lot more people actually used armors and Shields and [ __ ] like that at

Least that’s what I’ve heard I I I might be completely wrong though but I dropped my summon sign here just summon me in and use the curled finger that lets you summon in more people uh you got to do some crazy par teeken bashing oh [ __ ] if frames are easy to get just

Level up 80P get your agility set to 100 oh that’s how it does it okay I knew like eye frames weren’t completely gone but I knew it was tied to a stat I just didn’t know what it was I did the same come on water cookie summon me in there we go

Hey all right we’re going to we’re going to go Pummel the [ __ ] boss and we’re just we’re going in there we’re going in there what the [ __ ] is happening what the [ __ ] gank that [ __ ] head gank that [ __ ] [ __ ] oh my God okay dude we got to

Get going this is the worst place to summon someone it’s a huge Hot Spot uh what’s going on uh okay we’re playing three player summons and what happens is that the more players you have summoned I never like oh [ __ ] okay dude go straight to the the crystal sages go

Straight to the crystal sages this is a huge uh PVP hot spot so like we’re going to get invaded like [ __ ] crazy I never like DS3 at all you know I kind of felt the same way I don’t like the art style it’s very like dreary and

Like kind of dog shitty no big ounce okay big ounce can you drop a summon like outside I fell asleep [ __ ] [ __ ] man I understand that it’s [ __ ] late for you all right wait uh Biff lurin drop a summon at the uh at the middle Shrine I forgot what it’s

Called Uh isn’t the forest from DS1 yeah the forest is from DS1 like um a God I’m sorry I can’t get thoughts out my mind is broken but like I I like the art style on Dark Souls 1 it was a lot more Vivid it it looked pretty it looked cool I

Always view DS3 as just Dark Souls I fan service which recycle blood por aggro wait where did this guy come from whoa that’s a lot of damage oh my God you did it okay we need the all right try to summon him he he dropped a summon

Sign over here apparently try to get him in I’ll try to distract him I love how everyone who pvps in this game does the exact same [ __ ] thing oh my God he’s out of Mana oh you’re [ __ ] mistake now boy there we go okay Biff lurin did you

Drop it at the middle place or at the Crystal sages like right outside the crystal sages oh my God there’s a big crab okay we’re just going to have to run let’s just go kill the crystal sages I hope he did place it over here we’ll

Have to check it out but well [ __ ] we got to go oh he’s running back middle okay okay yeah dude water cookie get him in the middle and I’m going to wait over here because this is the [ __ ] Shenanigans and Biff lurin just dodge like a champ new game plus one is going

To [ __ ] ravage you cuz like you’re still like what was it like level 20 or 30 or something like that okay did you get him I tried all right I think it maybe it’s time to go fight the boss 39 all right let’s do it let’s do it wait Did we just get

Invaded okay we’re going to the boss we’re going to the boss [ __ ] I forgot there’s not a door over here okay we got to go right out right through here all right go up the stairs hang a right hang a right go straight to the boss it’s like you hang a right go

Straight and just go right into that boss fight oh [ __ ] he’s coming I don’t know where I don’t know where that Invader is the dark Spirit Nico oh [ __ ] oh he’s deposing he’s coming [ __ ] run dude run don’t fight don’t fight don’t fight just [ __ ] go in the

Boss go on the boss go on the boss go on the boss go on the boss just go on the boss just go on the boss just go on the boss oh my God oh my God that was [ __ ] scary holy [ __ ] oh my God okay okay you have the middle place now summon us there and then just go straight straight to the boss I don’t recommend fighting anyone just like run straight on in there oh my God that was so [ __ ]

Funny holy [ __ ] I was not prepared for that I’m dropping my sumon here here’s the problem about this place it’s a huge PVP Zone and the big boy problem here is that there’s like three different things that can summon people here there way of the white if you get invaded it’ll or

Way of the blue it’ll summon like it’ll summon a a friendly guy to go fight for you I just remembered watching uh dialco today what is that what’s what’s dialco if I’m pronouncing that right I probably not oh what is it okay so here’s the thing about this I put summon yeah

Summon Us in and here’s the game plan once you get a does both in run straight to the boss don’t kill anyone just go right in there we’ll follow behind you or at least try to the problem with this place is that when you summon people in

It’ll also if someone has the this The Watch Dogs a far and if if you summon someone in a watchdog will be summoned here to kill you I think or a watchdog will be summoned if an Invader comes and then there’s also the mound makers and

All those [ __ ] other crazy [ __ ] uh I need to be uh I need to be me membered to see your marks yeah you yeah you need to be embered you do need to be embered uh do you have a lot of Embers hopefully oh I got a message are you on repeat

Uh what what wait what’s happening am I on repeat I have no idea uh is he on [ __ ] repeat I’m wait wait wait wait wait I think I’m I think I’m understanding am I repeating my sentences cuz that’s a big big problem I do I start I like I can’t get a thought

Out and then I just start repeating it back and forth if that is what that is I’m really sorry about that okay uh if you see Biff lurk and summon sign we got to go if you got it if you’re summoning okay perfect run run now run

Now I I got 41 nice dude you’re loaded you’re loaded for a while now okay I God I am sorry about repeating myself I’m really sorry about that it fixed oh wait it was a weird glitch actually here we go yeah yeah we’re already getting invaded I just accidentally replayed it

Back like 40 minutes oh Oh I thought you were on Loop dude that would be [ __ ] scary to see I don’t know how I’d react to someone just like GR groundhogging Groundhog Day in that would be [ __ ] up okay I’m getting in there oh [ __ ] no there we go that’s big [ __ ]

Damage okay where is he over here that’s somewhere oh [ __ ] he did the worst move ever mini damage dude don’t worry listen Biff lurkin the the the deacons of the deep once we get there that’s an easy [ __ ] boss we can finish it on your

Save and his and that will give you so many [ __ ] Souls [ __ ] I have like no stamina my choroy ring is even on I still have no stamina oh here he is uh Dodge him Dodge him wait why isn’t he leaving this is crazy there he

Is okay where is this son of a [ __ ] is it one of you not him no oh it’s that one okay I like how I can play better on a [ __ ] New Game Plus World then I can a fresh one all right Biff lurin now that

We’re done with this oh wait uh uh bro uh dude uh guy um you need to run all the way to the cathedral that’s where we’ll be like you run through there you know what I’m talking about you run through there and there’s like a bonfire near

Gale where you start the DLC we will meet you there cuz I think that’s the the next place we can actually summon you is at the cleansing Chapel there we go uh I got like a free hosting service if you’d like if you like to not pay money

Cuz money is money that’s true dude if you if you know a free hosting service that like isn’t Hamachi I I’m I’m so [ __ ] down because that would be great for just hosting games like maybe playing like maybe like that game’s so Dirt Cheap if like everyone here has like Left for

Dead 2 or something that could be a fun [ __ ] game to play uh I summon or what um okay you know what we’ll do we’ll we’ll run through Biff lurkin game really quick and then we’ll do yours water cookie so I’ll drop my summon right now

Uh I got like a free hosting service if you’d like uh it’s like 24/7 4 gigs RAM for 10 gigs disc pretty high performance all right Minecraft base and some other [ __ ] I don’t know all right uh what’s it called uh can you send me a link to it cuzz I I

Would love to check it out because I don’t want to pay for a [ __ ] Minecraft server I did it as like a one time thing just to [ __ ] around all right all right I did that as like a one time thing just to [ __ ] around but yeah I do not want to keep

Paying seven [ __ ] dollars it’s releasing today oh [ __ ] okay time for Life nice all right uh I’m at the church all right drop your summon sign and uh be lurkin you summon him and we’re going to we’re going to run through here he already has the

Checkpoint so we can we can run through there uh we’re invaded oh no don’t worry I’ll protect you just summon a water cookie if you see a summon sign in here and make sure you’re also fingered up do uh W cookie did you drop your summon sign because uh there’s an Invader

Somewhere I don’t have it you don’t have it [ __ ] you didn’t buy it from the thing okay [ __ ] well hold on wait did I do I think I did this place all right Ember nodes version two all right I’ll Che I’ll check that out I’ll check that out probably like later tonight or

Tomorrow and I’ll I’ll I’ll I’ll have a look at it uh I don’t have the item to drop the sign what is it oh wait you don’t have the white soap stone it’s just called the white soap stone how do you not have how do you not

Have the white soap stone how do you get it hold on I know like getting the red soap stone is stupid it’s really stupid but the white one should be easy a DS3 white soap stone okay let me see where to get it uh you buy it from the shrine handmade so

It’s the hag at the Firelink Shrine for 500 okay that’s easy oh [ __ ] what do I have y how much Souls does these boss souls even give I think I have every boss weapon there is and a lot of duplicates oh wait wait wait let me

Check do I have the Dual great swords cuz that weapon’s really funny oh my God I do the ring Knight greatswords yeah got it nice wait did I get another message what’s happening flurin summon sign all right I I dropped I dropped my summon sign don’t worry uh here we go [ __ ]

Uh profane great wait what is this what’s the profane great sword I guess until I get summoned I’ll play around with these I don’t remember any of these I think the profane great sword has fire oh there we go my eyes are dying dude are you like is that literal

Like you’re you’re you’re falling asleep or is your eyes just burning cuz that was a very fun feeling I remember about staying up was the burning eyeballs hey yo what up all right now drop uh now finger up both [ __ ] D I’m so sorry for you

Zel uh finger up and and uh get the other guy I dropped it nice somebody another Phantom oh sick drop drop oh [ __ ] what are these poison Uchi Katana the Black Blade oh you I need I need I want to upgrade the washing pole that’s such a funny huge [ __ ] weapon all right

Let’s go let’s go so I’m going to be honest if anyone knows their way through this Cathedral speak up now because this is something that I I cannot really remember I hated this place it’s not my favorite place but I I I hate it less than the

Underground oh yeah we got to we got to cross this way first see You you’ve got this just keep running oh [ __ ] uh-oh this place stinks I’ll be honest bruh that’s okay it’s okay listen you tried your best and that’s what’s important most of all I’ll I’ll redrop my summon sign uh this place sucks you just okay that ledge I’ll give you the facts you

Run past it you just run like the the comicazi guys all that [ __ ] it’s horrible it sucks and I’m also going to tell you stinky I’m also gonna tell you I’m also gonna tell you be sure you know you I’ll tell you to run first we’ll be behind

You yeah but item wait is it a good item what’s items there yo I figured I’m home I’m alone tomorrow yeah hell yeah woo dude you got the home all to yourself you get to do whatever you [ __ ] you want that’s what I’m talking about I think dragon Dragon Talisman ring

Wait wait Dragon Talisman ring am I stupid I might be stupid I don’t know what that is okay perhaps you you would want that if it’s a good ring all right we ready uh damage oh damn damage Dam oh oh [ __ ] wait these oh wait no okay never mind I’m

Stupid wait how did I read that oh oh yeah pull the lever I think it’s a damaged housan dude I cannot believe I cannot read I just got outed so hard I could have swore that said dragon all right don’t worry man we’re going to body whatever Invader comes

This way we’re going to like we are a unit oh yeah you run first just [ __ ] book it if there is an item you can grab it I’ll kill the kamakazi guy ow yeah we can be thankful that doesn’t one hit at least at the very least all right so here’s where

You ah there is an item down here dude there is an item but it’s a mimic do you think us three people group who can’t do any damage can beat a mimic what the [ __ ] okay toly [ __ ] oh my God nice nice all right here’s the way

To go there’s a big [ __ ] Knight that sucks [ __ ] to fight so I’d recommend just running to the left and getting the hell out of here okay and now wait the deacons are right over here dude we just need to run up the stairs we already doing this

[ __ ] uh long long finger Kirk well we we have an NPC Invader now that’s neat are you making it are you doing it ah he’s doing it he’s doing it what a champ all right this another guy you don’t have to aggro I don’t think you

Can just run up the stairs and we we can just we just go straight to the boss all right yeah remember that route because when we go on the other guy save we do exactly that and then we head for the catacombs I think we might have to help

Water cookie out with the abyss walkers but dude we’re going to finish this game tonight tonight God funnest fight there is uh who is it to there we go [Applause] this Bight this fight really does just suck I’m going to be honest I have nothing positive to say about this fight

It’s so boring it is so boring all right and what is it oh there’s the actual guy easy too easy all right get the doll and then we run it back we run it back with him oh wait that gives you Embers for helping out dude we’re just we’re [ __ ] farming that

[ __ ] wait a minute why didn’t I fade out what the the hell all right we running this [ __ ] back I’m dropping my summon sign okay after this and we got to go through the swamp probably with this guy if he hasn’t done it already we’re going to be running through the swamp after

That we’re going to kill the abyss Walkers go through the catacombs again fastest route there is and then we’re [ __ ] doing it I don’t have the shortcut yeah we’re going to have to just run around which is fine that’s fine my summon still de down for you to summon me when everyone’s

Ready what other fun weapons oh my God I have these uh I do fatties all right all right it’s starting to it’s starting to get late yeah it is getting really late honestly okay L cookie do you have a disc scored because this is fun to play through I if

We do get off because I’m actually getting kind of tired we can pick this up another day this is really fun I had a lot of fun playing through this game multiplayer with a friend yeah all right yo bro add me add me bro add

Me uh wait wait I’m going to send the wrong username again let me check I was called a [ __ ] earlier go I’m dying no don’t die you’re good you’re good bro you’re good a Discord server Al CAD all right there’s mine uh add me it’s the same as same as

The one on YouTube all right whaty cookie I think that’s it I sent a friends request to somebody somebody will add me uh yeah you send me one too just in case if I misspell it and I’m stupid cuz I I sent a a friends request some random

Dude uh that’s accepted hey yo nice yeah yeah all right um okay uh Biff lurkin it’s getting really [ __ ] late for you I know that are you are you going to hop off today cuz maybe I can help water cookie get through the abyss Walkers and then that’s might be where I

End and also helping with deacons yeah it’s 2: a.m. all right yeah if you get off um uh water cookie if if you’re are still here uh I help with deacons oh you help with deacons all right perfect water cookie water cookie we’re all ready we’re all ready to own this [ __ ]

Boss yeah I’ll get off oh you’re getting off damn I’m sleepy I feel that but [ __ ] uh zel if I’m pronouncing that name right still he is gaming what is it like seven it what is it like 6 7 a.m. now he’s a gamer all right yeah we can pick this up

Another day uh just partied and didn’t sleep today I’m sacrificing my sleep uh all right all right um yeah I guess I guess that’s all I’ll do in Dark Souls for now I would love to come back to this you boys get ready get the [ __ ] ready for [ __ ] um

What is it the only bosses I haven’t killed on my save are like the final ones so it’s like I need to go kill the The [ __ ] up in an Orlando uh forgot their name but if another day you could you guys could help me do Abyss Watchers and deacons

And it would be awesome yeah I’d love to I had a lot of fun playing this multiplayer uh we can probably schedule out a good day to do so whatever is good with all of us you boys get ready ready for [ __ ] uh is that a quote of mine I

I I believe that is a quote I said boom okay what time is it seven good God is this coming to an end not yet I don’t think and I think sometimes I do mistakes because English isn’t my language dude I don’t think I don’t think English is the first language of

Anyone here except me who’s a [ __ ] who who English is my first language but I speak it bad [ __ ] [ __ ] okay don’t worry sock I’ll be nice what game do you feel like watching okay I have I’ll find something awesome don’t worry don’t worry I’ll find a cool

Game I’ll watch but won’t play today all right uh guys do I sound like English as my main language honestly um you sound [ __ ] [ __ ] great I uh a lot of the people I’ve met while streaming have had some kind of not great English skills and it’s like it’s actually like

Decoding a puzzle what they said you sound great you sound very good uh here we go okay we’re going to we’re going to play another game I don’t I we’ll figure this [ __ ] out wait should I just should I I’m already banned from Dark Souls remaster I might just turn this into a

Dark Souls randomizer video this the end damn bro damn have a have have a good night’s rest have have sweet dreams sweet dreams um uh maybe I need to install [ __ ] Dark Souls randomizer I might get that let’s let’s [ __ ] get that I think that’s what oh [ __ ] should

I do do that bye-bye my back hurts I hard relate hard relate to that see you have a good night um [ __ ] actually should I just end the stream now I am getting kind of tired and I need to go make some food and I’m also going to piss my pants a

Lot lot of shit’s Weighing on me okay um [ __ ] H okay uh I don’t you know honestly I think I think stream’s end ending today in and now I had a great time today this was fun um uh what day is tomorrow is it Tuesday it is Tuesday

Um but yo Chad does she miss me she misses you man she misses you um okay I think I am done uh I’ll tell you uh I [ __ ] I’ll be live uh I don’t think I was going to but I’m feeling great now I was feeling really

Sick yesterday good God I’m sorry my I’ll get this out I’ll get my sentence out okay it was um I wasn’t feeling good I’m feeling better now so I am G to stream tomorrow I need to just figure out what I’m going to stream tomorrow uh Minecraft I don’t think I’m doing that

Tomorrow what time is at your place it’s [ __ ] it’s uh what is it it’s like 8:00 p.m. but I’m a loser who can’t stay up at all let me know when you go live my guy thanks you for giving me a good that’s a good time hey no problem if you

Want me to send you a message something I can do that or maybe you can look in Discord I think you know I I’ll have Discord open so it actually says when I’m going live but anything like that if you need anything like that I I will do

That today was a lot of fun today was fun [ __ ] was it yesterday I played morrowwind and I felt sick the whole time and it was just like shredding me mentally I started feeling so godamn tired aha it’s 2:00 a.m. here dude I’m [ __ ] so jealous I used to be able to

Stay up till like 2: a.m. and be like I’m gaming I’m so good at this but now it’s like I can’t [ __ ] stay past 10 it’s [ __ ] 7 a.m. yeah dude he’s going hard he’s going hard um losers I am a loser I can’t [ __ ]

Do that [ __ ] anymore uh let me wrap up my controller um I would love to here you know what uh since this is end of stream bam we’re turning that [ __ ] off and [ __ ] it let’s play some music while I have some ending thoughts funny stream funny streamer real Dark Souls loved

Your stream thanks man that means a lot thank you man we’ll [ __ ] play uh this this this Banger track here we go uh that’s not it uh that’s not it either uh here we go finally inner peace so I had fun today I’ll stream again tomorrow I don’t know yet maybe the day

After tomorrow if we can get it all scheduled out I will DM you guys individually about playing Dark Souls 3 cuz I had a lot of fun today that I playing Dark Souls 3 is so [ __ ] funny did you get did you get lethal company I do have lethal company play sessions by

Wave to Earth final Resort okay let me look that up cuz I can’t can do that uh yeah I did get lethal company it was a [ __ ] it was some maybe some lethal company would be fun tomorrow hey dude I’d be down laal company is so [ __ ] stupid I love it

Seasons Seasons all right let me look that up play Seasons by wave to earth oh there we go I misspelled all of that like a [ __ ] oh my God is this it don’t worry it’s not the valerant add is this it oh [ __ ] oh hell yeah dude I love slow jams

Like this you know I’m downloading I’m pirating it I’m downloading it put on stream that’s ah here we go I think putting on stream why is there a timer why is all this [ __ ] turning on there this is the most I can put on stream you can see my unorganized

Desktop and while I download this song higher volume uh I think I can do that to an extent I have a weird streaming setup I think that’s the most I can and crank It for you Well I hope everyone had a good day today happy uh 2014 Baby happy 2014 everyone this was a good 2014 but I will show one thing off before I leave the reason why I can’t crank it so high is I get so pissed off mixing audio when things are too silent or too loud so I

Just made a DSP chain to do it all for me [ __ ] doing anything else a baby Oh well today was a good one make it louder how would I crank it may it hearable [ __ ] how much is hearable you made it by yourself the DSP chain yes I [ __ ] I I’ve been working on this that would make it unbearably loud hold on okay I’ll I’ll I’ll up it

By five more decb and that’s my limit um the DSP chain I did make that myself I’ll show you that’s how my streaming setup works I’ve been working on this on and off for like the last half a year everything has its own chain which is funny CU I’ll let me save this

Preset uh I’ll save this this is my microphone I like how it sounds now let me turn this off nectar 3 is like my my huge thing to make my mic sound kind of good all the things in series let me turn this off so you can hear the

Difference oh baby what a microphone now does it sound good now does it sound better I’ll be in your Seasons whoa waza paloa uh let me reload it local there we go there we go should be the one yeah I’ve done this on every [ __ ] thing so microphone there cable a that’s

Useless let’s have like a few songs to is there any more songs you recommend sounds pretty much the same but far less hearable oh I I think like my mic it sounds very dull in the high end that’s like one of my big problems with it it

Like ooh it aggravates me a bit uh cable input this is my game audio and the music’s cable B I have that all set up where I don’t have to touch it at all it just mixes itself hopefully and if it doesn’t then I’m [ __ ] what about your YouTube volume so

YouTube uh it it through a chain of command YouTube goes through uh all my other things also play White FOH by Frank Ocean all right I’ll do that it goes through this so I have all my virtual drivers so like YouTube and all that [ __ ] my music players all going

Through there sitting uh Play Sitting Waiting Wishing all right you know let me let me create a list of these I’ll go I’ll go through them okay so wave to Earth by Seasons I download that um white Ferrari Frank Ocean Yeah final Resort um Sitting Waiting Wishing and get off let’s have a

Musical session then get off hell yeah oh White feral oh I can’t [ __ ] I suck at reading readers respond with grammarly just highlight your text and type how you want To it’s [ __ ] go God I love music like this I don’t know what to call it like softspoken kind of [ __ ] uh [ __ ] was it there was one band I got a couple of cassettes by I know cassettes bangers I bought some cassettes from them and they’re [ __ ]

It’s kind of [ __ ] like this I like I love [ __ ] like this psych Rock um alt Rock chill chill [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hold on give me a quick Minute so I text the speech Les spee Tex b T eventually I care for you still and I will forever that was my part of the deal honest we got so familiar spending each day of the year white for oh good Times I am in fact feeling good I had to I had to get up my legs are [ __ ] stiff but [ __ ] I love uh you know talking about music sucks so much because it’s like it can be really if if you meet someone who doesn’t get the genres you’re into it’s very polarizing but like one of the hardest genres I’ve ever had to speak with someone about is telling them why

Jazz is good when they like without teaching them how to get into it play IV by the same artist all right I will do that what blonded uh IV by blonded but first we got to go through this Jaz is good period jez goes [ __ ] hard

But I’m like I’ve gotten into the real like the real hard [ __ ] like um when you live dis come to me come to me when you say you love some okay chromatic Jazz are you guys talking about like Smooth Jazz or like inyour face kind of

[ __ ] cuz I’ve kind of gotten into both I [ __ ] there’s a jazz song that just goes so [ __ ] hard instantly out of the gates that I just love it so much you know while we listen to songs [ __ ] I’ll just play something in the background really quick all of

Jazz hell yeah I would love to show off my favorite jazz song your have in it’s Frank Sinatra Andy Williams dude those those are those are some good artists I think I know Andy I don’t know Mel Mel I’m never going to be able to read

That I’m so sorry uh one of my favorite [ __ ] jazz songs is this guy makes some smooth things but misund I can’t I can’t misunder understanding there we go misunderstanding by kamasi Washington this song just goes so [ __ ] hard out of the gates I love it so much it’s

Like okay imagine one song that’s just a a a sack solo for 8 minutes that’s what that song Is this got some very uh what is it I’m going to be so wrong at guessing genres I was going to say this is this is not experimental at all it’s wee bit Loi I need to stop being wrong all the time okay Ivy Blonded [ __ ] dude I think my what’s my favorite Frank Sinatra song we chilling yeah we mad chilling let me find out of my actual music what’s my favorite Frank Sinatra level up the quality of the video wait is it what the [ __ ] I’m sorry I don’t think I can level

Up wait it doesn’t normally sound this way oh my God okay that’s just bad YouTube then maybe this will have it Ah that’s what it’s supposed to sound like dude I I thought it was going it was like a [ __ ] like lowy kind of like that’s that’s the intent God I

Think this all I ask I think this is my favorite Frank sinra song more volume [ __ ] God let me close all this dog [ __ ] in the background uh is there anything I can chill with dude what do you know I can actually hear the bass in this One I hell yeah I think h what is Itra that’s all I Ask damn these are some good these are some good music suggestions [ __ ] hell yeah like there was a there was a point in time where I was trying to ask for like music suggestion like this from a friend but he had like no idea any goddamn music it

Just turned into us like talking about game oties or something like that wait if I wasn’t your put down my ammun Wonder Me let me look up this too have you played lies of P what’s lies of P lies of P oh no I haven’t what is this is it a good game hey it’s got a N9 of 10 no I’ve never actually heard of this game a pee when they lie when okay that’s funny [ __ ] no yeah I have never seen this it’s

Like Souls like game and it’s amazing oo okay maybe I’ll remember this [ __ ] me wait when did this release oh [ __ ] that was really recently you know I’ll try to remember it actually cuz that doesn’t look that bad all right you know let’s go to the next

Song uh I don’t think I should play that jazz song that is not chill at all I’ll play a wee bit of this I [ __ ] I I get down and dirty with this one sometimes just a wee bit somber now do I have any games on this computer I’m realizing I like dick Alloy my leure all the simple uh yeah currently playing the game and I’m loving it better than DS3 that’s pretty cool I will try to remember it it looks cool uh 50 bucks is a hunky chunk of change but I will try to remember it if

It ever goes on sale more or if I’m willing to like coin it out but that does look pretty cool it’s like bloodborne SL Secura like gameplay all right hell yeah dude I know one game I that would be a [ __ ] disaster but I think it’ be

Funny as [ __ ] I don’t I don’t know yet but I do have jackbox games o this game could be a disaster to stream oh my God holy [ __ ] see children everywhere either pay for a good source or don’t pay and go with free [ __ ] if I could if I could I’d pay but I’d have free variants for you yeah fair fair I got like I I’ve never really paid for Server hosting or anything like that

So that was just kind of like a first time thing and it was it’s dog [ __ ] of heart is there anything I can a [ __ ] I’m trying to see do I have any goddamn games on this computer I wish I didn’t install them in the weird [ __ ] directories you see my hard drive space [ __ ] [ __ ] get Apex hosting if you ever pay around 68 gigs ideal for 10 people at time hell plugins and mods is Apex just for like uh Minecraft kind of [ __ ] cuz yeah if I if I do Minecraft hosting I would like to switch into anything play where do I begin by Andy

Williams all right do I begin Indy Williams where do I begin love story I think this is it wait okay hear me out does Apex let you change the server at all like can you host for like anything well I’m so stupid because it it’s aggravating that

Like or is it like you buy you rent a server for something specific if this is what this is [Applause] maybe maybe it’s this one that’s the same one specific I think damn it that sucks because that’s the big thing that made me wait I think I’ve heard this this song goes [ __ ]

Hard Thea truth but thank God like is wide ranged all right I I always wondered about that because like the one I bought from it it’s it’s it has a bunch of different servers you can get but you can only rent one of them and it sucks cuz I wish

I could be like I wish I could change it because if I could do that that opens up like what but I can stream multiplayer like for anyone to join that like opens it up so much More all right yeah I think this is going to be the last song I listen to this song goes [ __ ] hard I wonder do I have it I own a lot of [ __ ] music do I have anything from Andy Williams no I do not damn it But yeah this was a fun stream I just like if there was a server thing that’s like kind of like w wide ranged I would love that because like with playing random online games while streaming I think games like [ __ ] Left 4 Dead 2 could be really funny that could be so

Stupid matter of fact I might just install that right now I love this game 10 gigs what the [ __ ] is wrong with you after you want you can play Play Your Song by Ean McGregor Play Your Song by okay I’ll I’ll open that up your song by Ean McGregor oh this from the mul has like a 100 dabs D tell me about it okay wait did I actually close all my tabs before I went streaming I did I actually did don’t worry dude it was so much worse it was so much worse like it was like off screen the

Amount of tabs I had [ __ ] what do I want to install this to D drive let’s go that’s a [ __ ] good one all right I’ll play this what is this Place I’ll be your guide I know I know what to play while we listened to this last song I know exactly what to play it’s a good one it’s a banger he’s so strong either that or halflife one either balloon St def six or half lifee oh my God

Life the doctor tells us your has a large tumor and he said well that’s not the only tumor [ __ ] I’m sorry bro I’m Sorry why do I have this you know I know what chill ass game to Play dude I need I need to close all this garbage there’s so much happening on screen it’s like it’s overload for Me yeah I’ll write that down too this one’s not bad yeah these are a lot of good song suggestions they’re [ __ ] going Hard I’m hard I’m this world’s busy I haven’t seen that in years [ __ ] I got to go to minimum skill worlds [ __ ] I’m dying dude have you been hard for over 3 hours you have to go to the doctor if you’ve been hard for over 3 hours we all know that One rues game dude I have nothing to do this is the end of the stream oh my God hold on this is the end of the screen don’t worry we’ll just just a little bit the RuneScape I got to catch Up oh Whoops [ __ ] God this song’s getting really loud oh my God uh activate it [ __ ] I’m going online mode There we go did that Work what the [ __ ] wait do I have membership I have no idea if that worked okay let’s go to my favorite leagues World we’re going 4:30 can I Go oh wait I got to relog damn it all right do you guys have any more song suggestions dude for [ __ ] sake how do I log out how do I do this I haven’t played RuneScape in too long here we Go she’s just a phase wait is this what I think it is she’s just a she’s just a phase did it start oh wait I think I have membership now let’s [ __ ] go o that is Nice okay I haven’t played in like I haven’t played leagues in like good two weeks so we’ll see we’ll see what’s going on ah wood cutting I can’t move ah here we Go God this is a good one this is what I play to have an effort on a hose and [ __ ] o damn you you bump this [ __ ] you bump these Jams uh oh I don’t want to look at any of that oh God you know I need to do you know I know what I’m going to do I think what I have to do is [ __ ] playing leagues right now I’m going to cash out my points I

Have a symbol a [ __ ] ton of points and I like I don’t want to wait too long and lose them all come on W’s 302 man uh girls love it when you play the music right hey baby you want to listen to I don’t know what’s that song called [ __ ] hey

Babe you want to listen to Doom E1 M1 with me babe Doom soundtrack goes hard you heard Gates a hell o Damn let play Virgin by adolescence or orchestra all right I think this one’s probably almost done yeah a minute Out I’m writing all these [ __ ] things down cuz these are some hot tracks he baby girl want to listen to want to listen to does she miss me chat hold on wait I’m digging this it’s taking a huge VHS approach I love it dude I would bump bust out some of my

Jams like I I I would definitely bust out some King gizzard jams but like those songs are a fat like 17 minutes uh where’s my Rune pouch no not my Rune pouch uh oh my God God hey sweetie do you want to listen to what does say an toac swim swim oh

Baby that’s what I’m talking about hey baby you want to listen to Metallica greatest hits with me oh damn just you wait until it plays enter that Sandman uh can I open my [ __ ] bank yet would you build a website major brand all right Virgin by or or [ __ ] I can’t Read I can’t open it sweet I can stop hiding the Stream uh yeah you got it nice uh put my [ __ ] bonds away do that we don’t need bonds uh play [ __ ] killed by a girl by the back seat lovers all right I will play that next uh Lumby wa uh [ __ ] how do I you yeah trade I need my rewards all right let me look that up Play um Kill by Girl by back seat lovers that’s going to switch that’s going to switch the the music Tempo dude if if we really want to switch the music Tempo just tell me I’ll play the kamasi Washington song just tell me oh this is what playing right here all

Right [ __ ] what the hell do I want I got 16,000 points I got to find out what I want I know I want one of the shattered ornament kits I think it’s the variety one I would love to buy one of those nice um I would like to get the teleport

Scrolls these are cosmetic garbage but I really like it so I wouldn’t mind getting these uh Vengeance that would be cool and Alchemy I think that’s all my points hell yeah would you like to override yes Please nice all right I need to check the bank while we jamming I need to see if I have an Abyssal whip I want to say that than I want to say I do I’m an idiot hold on oh [ __ ] yeah this is a good song let me write this

Down [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I need to find the guy’s name um God it went hard did I categorize it under Classical is this it that’s not it that’s also not it here we go I [ __ ] love this album it’s so chill and [ __ ] great all right we’ll switch song now I’m going to see if I have have my Abyssal whip what the [ __ ] did I copy paste what the hell there we go Whoops all right we’re we’re switching this bad boy I was so lucky to have found this dream tell me about it we celebrated 2014 together both I do have an Abyssal whip but I don’t think I want to use that on It should I yeah happy 2014 dude hell [ __ ] yeah this has been such a good 2014 this has been a good start to the year yeah honestly I was not even planning on streaming today but today ended up very cool this this day turned out very fun I’ll give me that

Nice what do I have to do the 20110 was 4 years ago man I’m eding I’m edging oh [ __ ] dude I can’t believe 2010 was 4 years ago dude I can’t believe Minecraft Beta 173 released just 3 years ago it was one of my favorite versions that’s when that was before all this

Nonsense uh did Nostalgia dude honestly I have so much brain damage I don’t think I even have Nostalgia till like any year I feel like I’ve been just drifting day by day through my whole [ __ ] life I like I remember playing Mario 64 for and aaring at time and I had so much Fun here we go boys don’t worry I need to I need to get into to the The Gnome stronghold I think I can run across here yeah there’s a bridge there we go a dude if anyone knows leagues you’ll know this the leagues this year made it with this infinite Sprint it’s so

[ __ ] it’s weird being back to walking but hey this is even more chill it’s about the journey not the destination God damn dude what the [ __ ] you guys are dropping bangers back and forth what the hell BBY girl um the back seat What’s that name lovers there we

Go play pool house but the same house all Right Full House by the back seat lovers oh wait I’ve heard some rumors about an open world Zelda game that might be dropping in 2017 wait no [ __ ] way dude that’s like what 3 years later dude that could be awesome for real dude that could be

Sick I love this I love this oh my God wait a minute no I can get in here I can get in here never mind never mind never mind I was wondering if I need to do some stupid Quest like I don’t want to do monkey Madness if anyone knows what that is all right let me switch songs dude

When do you think GTA 6 will drop dude I have no idea probably not until like [ __ ] like a good 14 years and also is herrine dude I it has to be they’ve been talking about removing him from like every version it’s crazy he’s got to be

I’ve this song’s called Dog Out pool house pool house oh my god oh no I just realized I can’t do anything I need the all right boys this might be a bit of a longer stream I don’t know I got to get up to 80

Slayer GTA 5 is only one year old I think it’s like two or three years until yeah dude I’ve been seeing I’m bringing it back I’ve been seeing like so many quibble cop videos talking about GTA 6 he has the trailer he has the game I’m sure it’s like it’s almost

Here he’s like a c or something I remember [ __ ] did anyone actually read what I just said yeah [ __ ] that we stay in here hell hounds [ __ ] me if I know where a hell hound Is H where am I I’m in Karen right now stronghold Slayer cave isn’t that right next to me yeah it is uh let’s go in there and PlayStation 5 looks look leaks just leaked wait are you telling me wait there’s a PS5 coming out that’s [ __ ]

Crazy I thought we were on to the Xbox 7 20 yeah I saw on YouTube dude [ __ ] I didn’t know that oh my God I’ll take my goth and’s War spear why not I need some food the name that leaked is it’s real trust us dude I I think I trust

Them a look how like I’m eating Camblins Ins [ __ ] these are so [ __ ] good what the hell how the hell you guys find this Music dude honestly wait a minute this kind of goes [ __ ] hard does this band have like a band camp or something like that I’m curious uh no I do want to remember that the back seat lovers I [ __ ] can’t spell anything um God I would like to find out what

Album this song this hits hard though this does hit hard when we when we friends we friends oh [ __ ] band camp Oh no [ __ ] way holy [ __ ] I might have to buy this they [ __ ] have a ban Camp let’s go 24 about to go crazy dude dude 2014’s going to hit Hard Wa ch Play Wind bam shanga Lang all right I’ll look that up I’m going to stop praying melee hopefully he does not just [ __ ] me up stop it ads please um play bam Shang Al Lang oh is this it silver now holding that going to ruin the Progression hold on I I don’t know it’s kind of it’s kind of jamming it do be jamming silver I want to say I I know silver maybe oh wait I do know this song I do actually know song what is that blood using um play all righty Aphrodite all

Right I’ll do that up next I’ll queue it Up all right peachy pit all right that that’s ready for Next At God this is a really chill this is this is too chill this too chill it was in your your feed wait wait it was wait are we creating like the best feed ever from just being unsigned in and just listening to music I don’t know the shorts still look like dog [ __ ] before you even search damn that’s [ __ ] crazy I didn’t even notice it hey do you guys care to hear something really stupid and I would love to show this cuz this is this happened the other day I’ll show it off really quick uh in my videos when I was live

Streaming the first day I got copyrighted due to a Nintendo song I would like to show this cuz I’ve never had this happen before right here this is the funniest [ __ ] thing ever I got got copyrighted by some random German guy who was singing over the lyrics I [ __ ] forgot that happened some

Craziness uh I have the best food on YouTube insta and Tik Tok [ __ ] dude I have I have like really big dry spells but it’s like I can’t find anything to watch and I just like I turn it off for a while We play like an idiot oh my God only real RuneScape players know about the one tick Karam Win bab boom all right all all right pit Peach oh wait peachy pit all right Aphrodite I might know this I don’t know maybe not probably not okay okay I’m feeling it I’ll go to sleep after song honestly yeah I’m think I think I’m going to end

After this song anyways um dude I’m so [ __ ] hungry I have like eaten in nothing today but yeah this was a this was a very very cool stream I’m glad all you guys stuck around that’s fun um talking about some other [ __ ] is that uh yeah I would love to schedule together a

Day so where we can play three player Dark Souls 3 that is really that sounds like a lot of fun maybe tomorrow I’ll take you up on your um your offer of playing lethal company that might be that might be pretty fun I’ve been wanting to play more of that but I just

I I’ve been really busy I’m often with hoes so my my songs make sense damn you’re swimming in [Applause] It dude you want to know something funny I recorded it I I I would have to go through it but like um a while ago the first time I played Lethal company I just I I like I recorded it cuz I was thinking like oh maybe I’ll making a video I don’t know

And like that was the first time in forever I lost myself in a game where like 7 hours pass and it’s like 10:00 a.m. like that was in a genuine all nighter Game God that was so funny you got the inmate R I got the [ __ ] suicide watch kidding Me got the music the dance is I’d be making them dance in front of me making them [ __ ] fre my words are failing me let’s that say I Got the Music and Dance Riz I’d be making them dance in front of me and [ __ ] hell yeah I thought you because I

Have really bad brain damage I thought you were going to I thought you were saying like I thought you going to say like I make him [ __ ] time goes on quotas are grown and fun is still here dude fun is still here um here’s what was so funny I when I

Played Lethal company I was blind I played one game with some other dude and he was like all right I’m getting off it’s getting late and it’s like all right second game I I joined was someone with a quote of 1,400 and they were taking me the

[ __ ] uh Ren I think it was and I was like H like I literally had no idea how to play the game and then I was just like was literally bullshitting me like bullshitting my whole way through like yeah I’m kind of a pro uh yeah we can

Get that in an instant and it was so [ __ ] funny because I met someone who was in the exact same situations what’s growing dude it’s it’s 2014 dude it is 2014 oh my God there we go I think I think I’m I’mma end stream

Right now uh it this has been a lot of fun I’m going to stream tomorrow I don’t know everyone’s time zone but like uh whenever how long ago it may have said I streamed this maybe around similar time I’m not sure but anyways I think tomorrow I will play lethal company cuz

That sounds really fun if anyone else has it just feel free to join that could be really [ __ ] stupid but I had a good time I hope everyone else had a good time too good night deal gentlemen good night water cookie and good night zel I am

Going to bed I’m G to sleep at 8 what a day what a day dude enjoy that [ __ ] rest that that rest is well deserved wait a minute I don’t have the full goth inset I’m a [ __ ] I can’t I can’t heal off of these guys all right I

Need to kill this one guy get I’m never going to finish my Slayer test today 112 my God all right I’m I’mma kill this guy and then I’m heading off uh yeah thank thank all of you for watching I will I will be here tomorrow and I will play

Lethal company for uh I don’t know how long maybe maybe it’ be like the whole day I’m playing it I don’t know depending on how much fun we’re having uh yeah again if anyone else has it feel free to join because that just sounds so [ __ ] stupid okay okay

Um let me turn this off and uh yeah uh good night everyone uh I hope everyone had a good day and I will see you tomorrow if you guys show up uh let me get some outro music going uh uh you know this is what I bought the

Other day it’s like it’s big um I I know it’s like a huge Tik Tok song but this was the album I bought on a whim and it it’s [ __ ] it’s jamming I like it so I’ll just I’ll play a wee bit of it and

And then I’m going to go to bed good night good night bro say see you later if I thought I’d see you Later and I you I you I Did so strange deciding how to feel about it strange emotion stand beside I’m home with moonlight on the River my goodby Moonlight on the river Everybody You next time I were next time EXA where we it’s so strange de it ain’t like I I’m home Moonlight on the river my Goodby Moonlight on the river Every moonight on theer my Goodbye there’s Moonlight on the river everybody [Applause] [Applause] w [Laughter] you