earth’s history portrayed by minecraft

Time to create the universe let me just set the seed perfection well this is our universe jesus what do you think what’s dead over there oh don’t touch that that’s oh my god well hey god want to spawn a lot of fish in this okay then 500 billion fish Baby hey guys you don’t think these things like mutate and turn into monkeys jesus are you on crack again oh the game is a new update oh for the love of god i didn’t have to be born i mean i i guess they’re not that bad jesus

They’re pink and have tumors growing on their face well at least they’re not dominating the ecosystem hey god i downloaded the nuke mod in minecraft jesus don’t do that hey god i know you said i couldn’t do any more experiments but i made monkeys they themselves and eat bananas

Spread it you might as well make them bold while you’re at it god that’s a okay brilliant this here is called fire now don’t throw your wife into it am i right yes it’s quite confusing oh god they’re they’re over the fire again jesus have you sorted out your monkeys yet yes

They are breeding animals for their dead muscle tissue oh very good wait what i ain’t doing that vegan bro uh does anybody know how to spell can uh yes let me see you know how i said this is your birthday gift yeah but i lied have fun with them please no

I can do magic look god how do i turn on creator mode congratulations you win a gold coin what does it do well not really anything but people agree that it means something okay take it by maybe giving that potion of poison wasn’t the best thing to give to rat man jesus

Christ yeah what’s up jesus what are they saying i don’t know but this is entertainment hey guys look at me i’m i’m gonna do a free 60th can hit you in the nutsack oh wait it’s going far oh crap gee what are you doing come here come here you little piss back

You know we have creative mode right he’s a lost course today i’m gonna push the limits i will prove what it means to be a human on this earth to the moon we go what is this it’s the internet god click for her for scientific research hey god you wanna around and hire

Ratman’s cousin this time yeah why not well that was fast and that leads us to present day if you liked the video make sure to god when do we reveal the time machine not yet jesus that’s 20 26 for crying out loud