Empires SMP: I’m a WIZARD | Episode 14

Hello everyone and welcome back to the empire’s smp i’m trying to think of all the possible things that i could do to hatch the egg and all the things the demon doesn’t like i mean we all have our separate powers on this server what what can we do what could we do hey

Excuse me who flip hello oh there you you’re here well you’re here oh hi hi hi hi how are you doing hi yeah i’m here i’m always here you need a railing on this staircase you need better coordination come on you need a railing this is not this is not flip safe

Things can i could die don’t make my vision i could die this this would be bad you should stay out of my tower what are you doing to the egg i saw you down there what i was hoping to warm it up the redstone flip i’m helping to warm

It up it’s warming the egg you got you got you had your amethyst in there we got the redstone in there we got the end crystals in there we got the lava i think it’s it’s starting to see look at that it’s yeah uh flip why why are

You here other than to just bug me uh i had something to show you and also to bug you that sounds that’s pretty fun yeah um so i know you’re you’re your magical wizard staff and everything like that and um let’s be honest your sword yeah we can

Just toss this my sword is no we just jim just come over here and just walk right up to this ledge this is a good sword see it couldn’t even knock it i did half a heart gem half a heart of damage can you come with

Me can you fly with me over to the grimlands all right okay yeah thank you thank you jim jim jim welcome welcome to the grimlands forge i’ve i’ve been busy it’s been it’s been a while since we talked and i’ve been i’ve been i’ve been busy very very busy

I’m all smart now very smart cool and anyways i brought you over here because i have been developing a forge the tinker’s forge look how beautiful this place is meet with my little buddy right over here he sees everything and uh we’ve got the giant anvil here in the

Middle and then this is the forge where we melt down everything so yes isn’t this isn’t that i like that isn’t that a nice block you’ve gotten weirder yeah hi and then over here and then over yep we flip some levers around we flip it flip it very scientifically we turn some yep

I need your sword but i like my sword i need i you you you want me to be swordless you might like that yeah you might like that sword but you’re gonna love the new one uh the other thing i’m gonna need is your most powerful gem

Crystal to infuse into the sword and get you a new one right sure yes i i can i can do that there you go oh amazing perfect okay thank you thank you thank you just a regular old amethyst cluster got it the most powerful gem crystal yeah

Uh i mean wait give it back hold on yep okay all right you ready you ready casting spells oh my oh my god the most powerful gem crystal ever in all the empires yeah like okay you know what you know what give me i need like a week to figure

This out i need like a week you want yeah a week uh okay you’re fine all right yeah you got you got your staff i just need to hold on to this for a week i need to hold on to this and we’ll combine them and you’re gonna have the new ultimate

Sword okay i trust you now i noticed i had a little barrel over here a build request dear gem i would love it if you could build me some swamp custom trees at my empire thanks from solidarity the cod father you know what i do actually fancy building a couple of

Custom trees that’d be fun oh what who’s having a bubble bath by my portal excuse me uh uh am i am i interrupting something oh oh yeah i’ve interrupted i’m sorry uh you you enjoy uh uh crystal cliffs mix great bubble baths listen i i’ve had a really odd idea now i’m not

Claiming this is about to be a good idea but it’s an idea nonetheless hello can i interest you in a boat does my shield not work what hey do you think yeah hello excuse me excuse me yeah yeah i know the spring is lovely uh but i was actually thinking that you

Could join me in a boat perfect okay this is loon ouch ouch loon ouch jeez this is victor ouch ouch that’s aries that’s all my name tags to relax would you you’re not even looking at me when you shoot me my gosh i’ve decided that these lovely creatures will be the first of

Some citizens to my empire well now that that process has started let’s stop getting distracted jimmy really needs some trees so this is jimmy’s kingdom to be honest it seemed better days uh still though we can spruce this place up a bit with some trees so i’ve brought my

Little package of logs and leaves and hopefully i’ll be able to get some nice swamp trees for him okay so i’ve picked the location for four trees one right here by his farms one over there one there by the docks and one by the wall and we’ll kind of see how it goes

From there only thing to do now really is to just get to work on these trees in these locations so swamp trees to me kind of are kind of willowy i think is what i want so lots of vines some glow berries that sort of thing but not

Probably too many leaves or branches want a little bit more of a dramatic tree here are jimmy’s swamp trees that he requested i would like to put some vines on these but i don’t actually have any on me so i’ll come back and do that later for now though they’ve got like

Fences with lanterns hanging on them i’ve done four of them i think they look pretty good they kind of help the locations a little bit add some height variety especially this one near his farm i love hopefully jimmy will appreciate these i think they look so

Good in his area and i’m sure he’ll drop off payment for them later for now though let’s head back to my empire spending a little time now at the skeleton grinder making sure that all of my tools are all mended up and my armor of course and collecting some phones i

Feel like i don’t show this place very often but ever since me and flip built this double skeleton spawner we use it a lot it’s just not on camera my citizens here are a bit uh hostile aren’t you yeah you don’t like me very much nope okay uh

It’s cool though i’m just gonna dig a real quick little conversion chamber in here don’t you worry we’re gonna get that nasty weapon out of your hands all we need is a bunch of water i think buddy you really hurt this is a really painful job now if we

Put loon right there and then i come over here yeah now loon can’t get me after a little bit of patience we officially have three citizens loon aries and victor aren’t they lovely we’ll have to get some buildings made up for them very soon so i had ought to get

To planning on that i think they have some supplies oh hello arena invite hmm mythical sausage and pearlescent moon are setting up an arena i thought i warned pearl about sausage i’d better go and make sure that everybody stays safe i’ll plan the empire later hello everybody welcome welcome come on

In the arena is this way welcome to the ground hello everybody welcome welcome come on into the arena if you guys have your banners please go in and place them on the walls oh yeah to represent all of our wonderful kingdoms all together yeah i’m starting

To start out with a bang do a little 2v2 right here absolutely yeah sure let’s do it all right let’s do it make sure to send your responder over there i will what are the rules i will make the rules right now there is no rules kill until the other one is dead

I decided that despite all my reservations about mythical sausage i would go to the arena anyways to support my friends however what unfolded here was unlike anything i’ve seen before and i knew i had to go into hiding and do something ally just die frank go flip go oh [Applause] death in the stands it was it there it was the dare the pvp in the arena catherine uh i love you uh joel told me that i had to as the event went on sausage’s eyes grew darker and night fell and things got ugly thank you all

For coming by it’s time pearl shows you a little bit more um there was a special occasion why we decided to make this arena today and we had confirmation that he would they would be here and i think i think it might be time to uh say hello to a new friend yeah

A new friend friend i don’t like making friends look at this guy he’s so cute yes yes i want it i want round two yes yes yes yes yes thank you i would like frankie happened to pearl i don’t know what do you mean he’s funny

Look at this guy he’s so cool look at those homes oh i love it hi she’s going crazy Death yeah you’re not gonna kill me today you tried that before and you had to freeze me in place i don’t i don’t think i’m gonna die today oh no Okay there’s another mixtape oh i gotta kill sausage it’s gonna be great i love this sausage sausage like to see you try sausage oh no i can’t see anything where is he where is gotta he over here Sausage sausage it’s time for wizards to leave i think i think sausage needs some help sausage ah the dragon egg is here sausage thing hello oh look who’s here you came out of hiding geminate fake wizard what’s wrong with your shield what do you mean what’s wrong with my

Shield there’s nothing wrong with this shield i know you know what happened a little bit ago you leave that egg alone ouch are you okay are your wizard powers not to par right now my wizard powers are fine thank you oh yeah okay yeah well you know what i’m

Gonna put the shield away because i got better things that i can use here dark magic uh-huh and number one thing i’m gonna do right now is guess what i’m gonna take this dragon and i’m gonna burn this listen i will take this egg jim we’ve been here before remember protect it

With my life sausage oh i’m glad you said that jim because guess what what you’re gonna die right now jeff you’re gonna die get out of here oh no you don’t have you seen what i’m capable of all your friends are dead right now you’re capable of nothing you couldn’t even

Kidnap me successfully well i did what are you talking about to say you were in prison for 24 hours that’s not what i call successful it was good enough you lucky oh god you lucky that jimmy shoulder stupid cod man get out of here sausage oh no

You’re not gonna what is this that’s right run get out of here from my mouth get out of here my mountains these crystal cliffs are gonna be burnt to the ground jim where are you going sausage nowhere i just want to make use of this beautiful tower it’s a very nice

Craftsmanship but it needs to be blown up sausage are you running from the wizard you’re not scared are you running from me i have the dark lord on my side jim the dark lord’s not here right now you’re at the crystal cliffs champ this is not gonna end like this

Oh this is it jim this is it show yourself wizard this is where you choose to battle me sausage this is the best place you’re never gonna see your friends again this is where i’m most powerful sausage you’re not more powerful than me jim you’re gonna die now jim jim

Sausage i can’t hold it back anymore again please just finish me sausage sausage sausage sausage sausage sausage jim hey hi oh i haven’t seen you so long jim hi ethan are you okay you don’t know what i’ve just been through jim i i have some ideas i no you have no idea

Mm-hmm you look great i just went through a i went through a whole spirit realm gem bubbles guiding me all the way out of there thank you bubbles oh i’m a little weak right now so i’m gonna take probably a little couple days off of kingly duties bubbles will be in

Charge i’ll probably take a little vacation or something but um i’m no longer corrupted yeah it’s so good to have you back look at you yeah i i can’t find my robes anywhere i think my old me must have burned them so i got these and all these little

Hand-me-down things but it’s fine i’ll gear up against you you look great i’ve missed this sausage um did i kill a bunch of people at that arena i i don’t remember anything happening you might have you might have done a few murders yeah you might have god bubbles warned me about this yeah

But it’s okay i’ve taken this now oh no keep that away from me jen please please please please i don’t want it keep going keep it never again uh here take take all the gem crystals i i found these as well i don’t wanna i have anything to do

With magic for a very long time okay okay deal yes oh here sausage how about you drink that makes you feel a little better oh um oh another thing another thing very very important very important okay can we be an alliance again i promise not to murder you anymore

We’ll have to talk to flip about it how about for now you just heal up over here okay i’m gonna i’m gonna go take a little nap for a little while yeah do you have a sleeping potion uh no i think you should have a natural sleep i think that’s okay that’s what’s

Inside my head i might have a couple of those left from that no i don’t i don’t think you should i don’t think we never know i might what if i’m like there that has a backache or something i want to take okay okay i just take a normal sleep james

Found goodbye sausage oh jim can you do something about these demon cats as well i don’t you know they have an anti-demon spell we have a couple of these left we’ll work on it sausage go to bed oh i think i will oh and jim one more one more thing

Um now that i’m not corrupted and i kind of like like i’m not friends with zornoff anymore i might be the number one target uh so just letting you know i might die again but this time by you know him okay well we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it

Okay he’s very mad at me right now with you okay yeah he’s mad at everybody oh yeah oh and i’ll tell you how to defeat him when i wake up okay all right okay okay all right uh have a good nap well he hasn’t lost his sausage charm that’s good

Well it’s a relief at least to know that sausage is safe and seemingly back to his normal self that was a really tough battle though i feel like i used all of my powers i wonder how that hat is doing that’s so beautiful look at it can i take it

No it’s mine i can have it very cool geminite official extraordinary wizard of the crystal cliffs at your service i feel much better about this arrangement now grumpy panda loon victor aries i feel like it’s time we change things up around here a lot of bad has happened

In our world recently and it’s time that the crystal cliffs actually gets properly prepared for what has been going on oh i i don’t quite fit through the door uh it’s fine i got it time now for me to gather all of my supplies together and get to building after all

This empire is not going to build itself now grumpy panda will start with the security measures okay you’re going to be in charge of these it’s very important that the entrance to the crystal cliffs is fortified and this gatehouse is not doing it i mean there’s

Been a lot going on it’s very clearly it’s not functioning it’s not doing anything and that is okay we learn from our mistakes and we rebuild and re-fortify the entire empire this will be great let’s do it and just like magic the original gatehouse is gone this

Gives me lots of opportunities to expand the entrance to our empire and i have laid out a plan for a much bigger and more epic gatehouse that i think will flow a lot better into the mountains towards the gremlins so everyone let us get to work building time lapse time

I built my very own gatehouse and this one is fortified much much nicer it’s tucked in a little bit closer to the mountain to give the road this nice curve going through it which i absolutely love of course it’s missing a few details but i thought we would work

On one of the most important parts before we get any more details in grumpy panda i’ve made you a gatehouse don’t worry you’re gonna be able to defend us this panda happens to be one of the most absolutely intimidating beings that i have on hand so

We are going to bring you to the gatehouse to greet all of our guests from now on what are the odds that grumpy pandas are able to walk upstairs are they good odds come on don’t be scared you got it you got it all right my friend you’ve earned it [Laughter]

Have a snack that’s right oh it’s so cute now for now i’m aware the panda in a boat is not the most intimidating thing i could do but i’m imagining getting something going up here so that i can actually have the panda sort of existing in this whole entire space and free

Roaming it’s just not set up yet now that is a perfect arrangement if i do say so myself the gatehouse looks way better now and much safer now in terms of uh more practical safety i’ve captured some more pillagers now the pillagers are a bit awkward to convince

To work at the crystal cliffs ouch but i’m confident that once i get them here they’ll love it for the well-being and safety of all beings in the crystal cliffs this area of the tower will be off limits since i’m not actually taking the weapon away from

These guys this is gonna get a lot more tricky um hello hey buddy can you maybe not shoot me for a little while no okay all right that’s fine no hard feelings it’s all good we just boat down here it’s fine now we just i don’t remember how many blocks this can push

Come on buddy into your full-time position ouch you really hurt gosh well as you can see based on our new guest’s uh enthusiasm that should be a successful position for them they won’t despawn as long as they’re in the boat and i’ll get them a name tag soon enough

And allow them to roam now we have an official guard and a commander of the gatehouse it’s perfect the crystal cliffs really is shaping up to be exactly what i imagined for it and i can’t wait to build the rest of all of these structures first though i have some very important

Research to do up in my wizard tower that can’t wait any longer we need to research that demon and see if we can’t get it off of this server now that i’ve cured sausage i feel like i’m onto something let’s get studying thank you so much for watching everyone i hope

You’ve enjoyed this episode it was so fun to put together i appreciate each and every one of you and i’ll see you in the next episode bye everyone i wanted to share with you all now a little bit of the behind the scenes something i absolutely love about

Empires is how close the 12 of us are we chat all the time off camera and plan things help each other out and i hope that these behind the scenes clips really kind of show some of that and some of the silliness that happens between all the angsty scenes

Are these two in the front good or do you need them different i don’t know make them invisible and then we’ll find out it is a good hat you come back here with that i think i look fantastic i think i need this hat i think sausage does the same

Thing with it is it big enough i think i think it’s big enough actually i don’t want to touch the hat we’re just going to do the crystal i feel like it’s the little things like the fact that you would never know in this episode if i didn’t show this that

Catherine and flip were the ones who helped me with the armor stands to get my hat correct okay let’s get our good weapons let’s go come on you know that was nice and fast and swift murder all over the place you know you got me a little real like real good

You got me pretty low too so it’ll look good yeah it looks good it’ll look awesome i got messed up that hurt a little bit like two times it hurt me bad all right i’m gonna just turn this thing on all right hello sounds great yeah you sure are

How do you want we’re just gonna fight and you’re gonna plunge off this tower when you die right you’ll die from my burning anyway so it should say the message i think yeah yeah yeah yeah i think down here would be really cool it would be huge the fall yeah

That would be awesome let me move the election Sausage what i fell [Laughter] do it again do you want me to give it to you you’re going back you also didn’t turn off the voice thing i know i tried to do it i thought you could do it smoothly come on you’re almost i’m down to three and a

Half hearts and it was too late here it goes now again it’s fine blooper reel blooper reel you’re swearing we can’t use this oh it’s fine just bleep me jen bleep me okay here we go here we go jim why don’t you be normal in your

Empire does that work and then i could come to your empire and be like where it’s sausage respawn like all frantic i gotta be funny if i show up at the blood circle and i start chanting again oh my god it never ended no i’m not gonna do that

Can’t believe i got serious dedication that actually that oh my god please make sure that shows up somewhere that is too good all right came back from the spirit realm let’s do it oh my god let’s go bubbles is that you this is bubbles hello

We did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it we did it perfect that actually turned out so i didn’t even know it was getting dark so i was like i can’t sleep damn did you hear me no i couldn’t hear you i can’t sleep

And then all of that clicked and i could literally sleep for real like oh perfect [Laughter] oh the timing on that one was amazing that was a good scene i liked that scene yeah it was perfect