[ENG] Bonkmen vs Monumenta (#2): Alchemy Labs

And a three and a two and a one ladies and gents welcome back to monumental this is me marcin research paradox and with my fellow bunkman here on the side mega slime hello hey the punk men have been born last episode as we started adventuring monumental here and we should be heading to

Castle basement to speak with another dude to give us more quests so you know so i’m going to give you a slight spoiler because you are going to find this out in roughly five seconds okay this is the first engine oh oh as in like the castle basement itself

Yeah the yakima labs are the all right well in that case then i’m gonna turn my core block into cool pieces and make some torches it should also be noted that this means that when we complete this we get another class point indeed it does so that means that you

Can probably read up on your abilities because you only get shown two at the start but then you have another way more to choose from right and that means you’re gonna get on my motion there right indeed wait is this where the basement is ah this looks like basement yes it looks like

It looks extremely basement this plus there’s a you look at his head when i was playing monumental with some friends yeah and we talked to this guy and one of them read it as i am not a squirrel i’m not a squirrel i am not a squirrel i mean still applies

I’m not a squirrel many pardons it’s a bit hard to see through this old helmet so soon you’re at night in training come to help defend your city what’s down there hang on yeah these are the old accurate labs back during the black root war oh lore okay the blue bombs for the

Balloon forces but afterwards an explosion damage and build the new labs above ground because of toxic chemicals it’s usually off-limits but as long as you don’t drink the water you should be okay i hate the fact that you need to click on him again to be a different

Like discussion thing i’m ready really excellent yeah yeah it’s good to see this new generation of adventures as brave as both as the last we believe they are storing all the explosives in one highly different location can get rid of it and manage to take down their

Leader we should be able to capture them we have set up a staging af result i can take you there and give you the keys of labs just take me dude let’s go right it’s dungeon time what are all these people what is a dungeon what is it dungeon

[ __ ] magnets how do they work nice so yeah you can buy keys there because the onions are instances that you can repeat weekly um okay every person has an instance to their name which means that we can play this dungeon twice once being you the host and

Once being me the host right so that means stop with the loot double the fun yes now what are these three different things here because they look very smooth this is where you’re supposed to stand to start the thing or yeah we call them we kindly call them the genius literally left-click them

And they do say that yeah right i mean okay so you have the game yeah i do have a key so that means i can click on starting instance and then it will start yeah yes and then and you just joined in anyway with me perfect okay all right it’s dungeon time

What does this say build team yep sitting guy is young but like all monarchs that hasn’t stopped him from having enemies earlier today anarchist rebels tried to assassinate the king swordsmen waiting in ambush as he humbled through the city the royal guards saved the king but the rebels had a plan v

The alchemy labs built beneath the castle decades ago to provide munitions for a brutal war it has it has long since been abandoned but explosives aren’t all gone and the rebels have re-owned a cachet of explosives somewhere in the lab and will blow them up if anyone tries to

Force their way past their hasty barricades find explosives kill the rebels and save the day that was that was very good my dude I do dab as i as a hobby so wait you didn’t really do no no no i i like that things as a hobby so yeah hey what is this i finally found the thing i found the thing raises are like a speed run the dungeon oh that’s cool that’s really neat

Well we’re not that good for the timing so let’s just do it non-speed run tech yeah for now let’s play casually i am mildly afraid oh right we can call this episode bonkerman versus the alchemy labs yeah just look on the right side yes just right there men were here yes

Oh these are test dummies so you can try out weapons and stuff like that you do have to give me a moment though unfortunately so we have to step back a bit like give me five-ish statistics okay rude interaction or random thing but i have to be

Back in a bit okay it’s five to ten minutes okay hurry let’s see do you know what happened with the guy that invented the knock-knock yolk he won the nobel prize and do you know what happened with the restaurant in the moon the food was great but there was no atmosphere

Do you know actually you don’t know anything i could tell you a joke about paper but it’s terrible and do you know um why i sold my vacuum cleaner because it was just gathering dust and do you know that i hated facial hair but then it grew on me

And do you know what’s brown and sticky a stick i’m running out of yolks um do you know why skeletons cannot play music in churches because they have no organs and do you know why people can’t stand bears because they are unbearable oh gosh this is bad um i’m thinking

Oh do you know why you cannot hear psychologists when they go to the bathroom because the pee is silent and do you know what happens when you are in france and you go to the bathroom european oh gosh i’m running out of that jokes do you know why skeletons didn’t go to

The prom dance because they had nobody to dance with and i’m running into skeletons jokes now i’m going well it’s halloween so i guess it it fits it’s proper it’s adequate do you know what a skeleton’s favorite musical instrument is the trombone do you know what you call a monster

That is very very heavy a skeleton oh gosh i’m running out of jokes and genuinely i’m running out of jokes okay so there was this um party this uh disguise party that you have to dress up for and a guy just casually appears there carrying her his girlfriend on the back

And everyone looks at him confused because it’s a dress party and he isn’t dressed he has his girlfriend on the back so someone finally asks him what are you dressed up as and he says a turtle and the other guy replies and who’s her and he says michelle

Okay that’s my that’s my best bet my genuine best bet i am out of ideas oh i guess we just stand accurately in silence and we cut this off afterwards that’s fine yes i do have a lot of yokes oh my god okay i might not cut that without i just

Have like a quick fire round of omega telling his jokes uh to be fair and there was no time with over silence because i did tell many jokes but it wasn’t enough yeah i tried hurrying smoking dancing as fast as i could so yeah all right well

Let’s get going once again so you’re saying these are just test dummies right yeah so you can test your damage and such seven done i mean i can’t really get the timing of the crits but uh other than that it should be fine how much does your ultimate bank do by the way

Um i’m going to change the one second where do you change the way damage is displayed no idea whatever i just count the hearts i guess so according to my mathematical prowess that should be 5 plus 12 17 actually 5 times 2.5 which means 7.5 plus i deal 20.5 points of damage

Jesus christ doesn’t just say when you punch the guy how much damage it does one oh right it does for me so yeah i did 31 points of damage yes oh my god yeah i don’t even do like i do like one third of that with my crit attack and that’s about it

Yeah all right dungeon time so if i remember correctly these boys are like overweight well it should not be that big idea this looks very cool though do you like this area already also i don’t remember this being this is definitely new because i don’t remember doing this ever at all Cool All right let’s see what do we have here hunter steak some money’s so good i remember that i used to run this dungeon to farm food and torches and arrows because you get them all the chests Um was there anything on this side not yet stuff you know where does the ladder go oh it just goes down one floor low let’s just take out this floor first i guess what let’s try not to fall down yeah i was gonna say it should not be falling down

Because that’s not gonna be very nice if we splatter on the ground yeah more things oh creeper oh boy oh yes creeper my passion bonk hang on you can take care of that one i like how that creep really should just vent past you and just start going straight for me

Like just completely ignoring you in this at all not giving me any access though i genuinely love this uh there’s a some armor here but no access now ah rip water bottles oh there’s a sneaky potion though here on the item frame i’m having i have so many eye potions

Now it’s half my inventory i’m not halfway but i have like at least seven of them i think yep and there’s some fire protection armor if you want it and some depths rider i mean i don’t see much water or fire here so i don’t think those are gonna be

Very useful the time we will have a great day thank you for the the offer though yeah gotcha nice work these guys are pretty slow by the way the zombie boys this one’s meant to be like really easy yeah it is so what the hell is this

What block is this oh it’s an observer i i keep getting freaked out by like stuff i’ve not seen before very often crimson major still yes i do like knife knife is good oh greenstone mate i mean i am not a mage but i image can the creepers blow up spawners like

Normally yeah they should close or maybe not if they have nerfed explosion which might be that yeah these might have yeah okay so issue number one coming up very soon is that my x is about to break very soon unfortunately which is not very good somebody just switched back to a sword

Also i saw an enchanted book here is this something we can hello oh it’s it’s just curse of vanishing good joke nice meal there aren’t even anvils so oh okay what else is up here some papers give me an x please because i’m gonna have to start using my pickaxe instead

For weapon damage i guess very soon you don’t have another axe no i only had that one that you found in the mine watch me open the next chest and it will be another axe watch yeah i do have a lot of luck oh yeah same i mean there’s a very big

Reason why on uh but yeah there’s a there’s a very big reason why on steam i’ve been called like marcy and sunnyvale and jesus for the longest time because i just had like the best walkway stuff like that in most games i don’t know where it came from i think it was some

Random crappy mmorpg we used to play with a couple friends of mine on steam and there was a specific event that had like a very very rare drop and i got it like three times in a row from the same mob and people were like yo that’s illegal you can’t do that

So as i was saying i do have a lot of luck not necessarily good luck though ah fair like my luck is a roller coaster of emotions basically i mean but bad luck is locked too isn’t it just the breath kind of luck like either i basically annihilate every single thing in existence

When it comes to luck like playing the nd yesterday i rolled a hundred and i got a hundred damn nice oh a crossbow do you like crossbows i honestly i’ve never used both people in minecraft are you like might as well to be honest oh this is concentrated experience

This equals eight bottles of experience do you want it because then you can take it if you want man take me by the hand sword man uh i was so proud of that title by the way on the whatever yeah the tournament i was like

When i met that joke i was laughing at my like yeah that was good comedy marcia good job i was a bit big pat on the back for my end for sure i think the only way we can go now is down yeah there’s a lot of ways to go down

Though as well we can jump down we’re not gonna do that that would be boring yeah that too speaking of the ending now you brought it up i remember back when i also used to play uh like i mentioned on this where i had like this character back in the day

That basically do you ever play guild wars or like know about gear wars uh not much but yeah there’s the char right it was like cat feline looking things pretty much so my character was like basically a char shaman pretty much who got hurts with fire magic

And his hands were always on fire like constantly i remember there was like one bit like at the very beginning of the the story and the game we started playing that we went into a village and then we have to go what happened i fell to the war nice

It’s fine i just have to dig my way up we had to each for like a check to see how the people in the village respond to us arriving in there i remember i wrote the 20 out of it and then the dm was like okay well it seems like

The people are not freaking out about your constantly burning hand do you want to exploit this somehow and i was like yes i was like okay roll another one please i wrote another 20. and they’re like okay the villagers are completely just buffalo by the fact that your hands are burning

So you set up a little shop and you start making marshmallows on your hand like i use the use my fire hand to make cooked marshmallows basically and the kids the kids are loving it and they’re throwing money at you good nice okay yeah oh i got it

I got out of the water by the way i’ve looked around here there’s a lot of things there’s stuff around there there’s like a couple things here as well very extensive baby dungeon yes if you think this is extensive man i i when i cleared the the first actual dungeon

Because not in this one um by myself using a class that had a lot of aoe damage warlock yeah i spent like four hours jesus yeah daniel’s armed short i don’t know hang on i’ve got so much extra armor piece i don’t know why i shoot this protection projectile protection

And that’s true i don’t really like thorns i think tony’s the garbage thing yeah we might as well just take it because we can show it yeah exactly night vision i can see clearly now i mean sometimes it’s it’s useful but other times it just messes me up completely just

Like to see what your darkness basically anything in the furnaces picture oh yeah there’s some actually it’s in the chest or the photos i mean it’s mostly torch and cold but that’s good honestly i mean beggars can be choosers i’ll take a piece of coal and torch any day of the

The week yes so yes okay all right we probably missed quite a lot already oh spoilers we might as well have to go back yes what’s the first text yeah it’s probably gonna be some backtracking i guess well fantastic hello you decide the man in the hole

I don’t have any i want to block here i didn’t have any blocks on me that’s fine don’t worry there’s a shield more thorns more money monies torches i don’t want that one piece of block very useless i don’t even know where i’m going i think oh yeah i’m going backwards okay

Let me just clear out this pointer though okay don’t leave behind i’m just on the bottom section of the part we were in oh yeah yeah whoop uh monies food arrows torches hope nails last again it’s got thorns on it i just really don’t like tones in general

Because money yeah i have no idea i don’t know if this was changed but if it was and then there’s a test down here yeah but there is oh it’s a warhammer that’s an axe hell yeah oh that’s that’s an often sword yes [Applause] that’s a sword that gives you stuff

Stats well enough and i like that nice oh it also looks fancy with the rb look oh yeah that looks cool hang on let me put on the warhammer let’s see how this looks oh yeah nice nice love to see that that was a neat little secret chest by

The way yeah that was cool okay let’s keep going this way i guess this seems like the main pause i guess you just i am so glad that these guys are extremely slow by the way oh god Don’t you love drop creepers it’s fine it’s okay behind you by the way yup hey it’s just one of these guys okay i don’t have any blocks i can’t really can i break this from here no i can’t step on top of the chest come on you can do it uh torture

Money i my mentor is filled by the way so i guess i can put that out i’m gonna throw out some actually hang on uh big rain move gonna come up in a second yeah actually big remote and ironically stack this not only that i got a little bigger big ray move

Where’s uh a brewing stand no i have a bunch of uh powder for it healing potions too oh yeah right [ __ ] damn it ah that plan was almost perfect almost almost i mean i’ve still got plenty of potions so i i’m fine leaving a couple behind that’s okay

Yeah i was going towards we can just go back to the danube after we’re done with it yeah exactly oh a lot of boys here oh an elite i wonder i wonder if this will survive my superior bonk ability or not one damage by the way there’s

Another racks there in case we wanted what what x yeah oh yeah it’s a voodoo x so it’s gonna break very soon so although does it oh it does have on braking though okay i’ll take that i’m going to also drop like the 13 types of food i have on me

I’ll take those then thank you very much all right let’s keep it going there’s a lot of crap down there let’s just do some sniping action are crossbows like any good by the way i like i never use crossbows at straighter all than bose so there is

They are slower than they are yeah i guess it’s a one drawback otherwise it’s way too overpowered i think yeah they do deal more damage than both if i remember correctly oh that was also another bunk explosive bunk you could say that i’m having a blast thank you

Okay a couple of things around here too oh the sea pickle just on the floor here ah yes oh yeah i’ve ever seen you would not believe it see i was playing minecraft omega slime and then it turned into a sepiku funniest thing i’ve ever seen

References i i to be fair though like as far as if you’re going about memes and stuff i do hate pickle rake with a burning fashion it’s such a [ __ ] meme in my opinion i do i haven’t even watched uh rick and morty so really

I mean i am not much of a serious watcher memes aside though it’s like a good show but oh oh crossbow oh pickaxe a lot of things oh but it deals like shitty damage it’s really quick but it deals shitty damage uh well i do have the best reward time

Right here it is an uncommon it is an uncommon though so i might keep it because it’s ramen oh i’ve found the exact same i thought it was going to be a different pic it’s got the exact same enchantment on it shame right well let’s keep it moving

I thought this was going to be the end of yet but apparently not so we have to go all the way back we have to destroy some sort of cachet of explosives oh yeah i couldn’t really forget about there was a plot that we were doing as well really yeah

Okay i think this place we already cleared out i want to check something behind this the bookcases here just in case maybe there’s something here i don’t know i do not know about it so then probably there’s nothing here then and you’ll be correct there’s absolutely nothing in there so

That was a waste of time In the chat please right in that case we’ve cleared out this section let’s just head back i suppose to here let’s head back to back basically yeah oh there was another section here wasn’t it yeah uh yeah you’re right yeah yeah okay let’s go this way then oh this looks spooky

This is an empty hand i don’t know why i was planning on doing there oh oh fine that’s not that’s not good okay i’m gonna go on this side i’ll take this one goodbye sir don’t jump down to take a path i guess oh my god oh really that is this here i

Think this looks like an elite boy yeah i think he’s going to be shrek though very soon nice two chests as well my inventory is filled with things so we can go back and pick up things later let’s just open the chest take what we want and we can go back for

Things later yeah and most things that we’re not picking up are probably not picking up because they’re bad yeah so we are picking bad stuff up if only to um for monies yes which as we learned last time it’s not very effective because they give jekyll money to be fair if you consider

The amount of stuff that we are getting and the amount of stuff we are selling true there’s a there’s a big amount of money that we’re missing out on from that on a true who i see people are interested in me oh yeah there’s a big conga train following you yeah

It’s basically equal to the number of followers i have on twitter again very good self-defecating joke which you know it’s funny because it’s true because it’s the exact same for me do do have some amount of followers on twitter though like not many but i think i think i have like yeah going

I think i have like 200 or something like that okay listen here you’re seeing three zombies following you it’s equal to the amount of followers you have on twitter i have about like ten and then like three of those on my actually right you know real-life friends that just follow

Me for the shits and giggles you have no worries i don’t there’s another syringe sharpshooter here yeah there’s also an elite guy i’m fighting with it’s kind of i wouldn’t say kicking my butt but there’s a creeper under you which having you drop down oh he survived it what happened

The absolute mad light of the bunk why that creeper was a god or something man like i got this guy’s thing playing site oh more stuff here this place is again if you say that like the actual proper first luncheon took you like four hours my god i can actually speed written

Split run this one in 20 minutes um have we been up here yes we have i’m going to take out this spawner though anyway oh hello oh hi there mark oh hi mark how hard is the thing behind it oh okay i’ve chicken so much crap in my inventory already oh my god

But one thing i’m not willing to give out is the sea pickle we’re keeping the sea pickle yeah we’re placing it at home aren’t we yeah we’re gonna put it down in the plot once we have it this looks like it’s the final bit honestly

I don’t know it seems very much like it i have like a final bit area what the hell is that that rather made no sense plus there’s so many creepers dropping from left and right nope oh gosh nice that was that was convenient i am mildly afraid right now okay We still haven’t found that explosive cache that we have to destroy hmm rub it i’m gonna get those turtle pants fair enough i have the flippers if you want them uh sure yeah that’s cool turtle said oh yeah nice it’s your boy such turtle coming to you

I was someone sniping you in the back oh i almost made a massive mistake that could have ended up very badly yep i can only imagine there’s another warhammer here if you want it oh yes because this one’s also about to break very soon and i also have more crimson which is my

Go-to wherever where is that that side oh yeah it’s warhammer time oh yes an elite Oh yes another religion oh there’s a lot of spoilers around you that’s fine here’s some oh hello more lead boys i’m gonna break the spawn while you deal with those guys teamwork another syringe i’m sure that that’s the third one is we have quite a lot of monies now i got

Like i got two stacks of just normal experience bottles and then i have 12 concentrated as well you’ll give me most of it i have 35 only some good monies are being made here for sure hang on what hang on what does it say left button while holding to compress

Once left button plus left shift while holding to compress all hey it’s been compressed nice oh you can do that yeah Pretty neat okay i don’t have space on my inventory well checks oh let me just join that real quick yoink that’s smart okay i was wondering how you because i remember beforehand you like that to go somewhere and trade it there to compress it i think something like that yeah

That’s cool you can just do it on the go now so you can compress concentrated experience into hyper concentrated experience by the way oh [ __ ] yeah right you know what that reminds me of um i don’t know what mothback had that but like you could compress cobblestone

And then yeah that’s exactly what it reminds me of so there’s this path that we haven’t done yeah but how do we get to it seems to be like some sort of range over here oh there’s a there’s a thing here oh my god come back

There’s a letter we can just go up Right here this probably works yes peekaboo oh that’s the room more monies more arrows more chicken there okay and we’ve been here but we just took a detour at some other point there’s holes around this place oh or there oh yeah you mean on the side yeah yeah

Right that thing in the mid oh we have collision on right you can push each other off right yes that’s the thing yeah we should be careful of that oh that looks like a cashless yeti antibiotic is this it oh hello oh yes the bunk yeah double bunk i assume this

Is the exit probably oh that was primed that was prime [ __ ] yeah i had to check well did you lose something there no oh okay knife yes nice it’s another it’s another offhand but this one gives me attack speed instead of health that’s probably better yeah attack spits is really good

So i assume this is the exit down here uh no it isn’t this is actually the cache oh oh The cache of explosives has been destroyed and the way forward is now open go in and confront the rebels leader the rebel leader all right let’s do that let’s go mess up his face we do not know where he is well we’ll find him though yes i’m

If that guy just got absolutely shrek by that creeper that was fantastic yes i don’t know why i find it extremely hilarious when as creeper blows up another mob and they go flying because they go flying that’s why yeah it’s just big comedy in my opinion yes understandable have a great day yeah

This little pool here by the way No tests though no it’s just a cool well for cool people do we find the leader here is it a different dungeon but in a different place okay well where have we not gone yet we’ve gone basically all the way to this we have to go

Back i think yeah and go back through literally all the other ways exactly so there’s nothing really down there we haven’t gone this way either i’ve gone like putting a bit i haven’t gone inside of it i don’t think oh fancy room yeah oh hi

Oh hi mark yeah i normally don’t say the mark but oh hi i do say a lot i did not hit her i did not it’s [ __ ] i did not oh hi mark that that movie is such a masterpiece by the way honestly what it is it’s it’s something

Definitely it is something yeah agreed something of a masterpiece i might say you oh no it’s fine but thank you though gotcha oh also behind you oh you got it now i think this counts as a broken letter right here on the right side to bring up the broken level of course

I mean we haven’t been one so far so it’s about time you bring that boy out i think yeah oh fancy fantastic oh alchemic cast that looks cool it’s a wand for me let me just put down some garbagio in here thank you oops take my torch back there

All right okay let us carry on forward um oh chest here nothing no monies arrows torches weak ones some daggers and a stake so nothing really of interest fair enough okay well that was a waste of time pretty much which means money yeah sure oh it’s a ruby cube

Is this a rubik’s cube hello it looks like it’s nice i never knew how to solve those look at me i have i have become ruby q manifest that is very ironic because one of the admins of the project is called rubik oh well it’s not called he’s not called his username but

He’s a name yeah i figured it wouldn’t be called rubik although little fact you know but the person who invented the rubik’s cube is actually hungarian and he was called rubric because we’ve been here that’s where the hidden test was yeah but isn’t there like another if we go

Back to the main bit then yeah sure there might be other oh we’ve gone around here hang on yeah we’ve been yeah we have to go the other way actually hang on i’m gonna do a big brain move here exactly because otherwise we’re gonna get mighty confused

And you might wanna step out from the cage bit so i can block it like so there so i don’t need to go that way anymore right where the hell was the main bit that we started from because we need to get back there i think

Yeah i think it was at the start of this thingy like back here right yeah through there i think yeah yeah probably the way there is somewhere there yeah this thing yeah yeah this is what i was looking we haven’t gone down like here for example oh more flippers another pick more monies

Okay well again nothing really spectacular unfortunately normally and there’s uh her dungeon based items called rares which are really good but very rare right i think this is the only dungeon that doesn’t happen oh that’s a shame because every chest is randomly generated on the spot

For not pointing i assume yeah so when you open it generates stuff inside of it right yeah makes sense oh oh oh oh my oh my something really freaking good is what i found i’m going to wait for you actually i want you to see this i’m here is it the dagger yes

Oh that is really good yeah it often nice yeah and i have to have an assault on each hand sir nice that is that’s a big pog right there yeah obviously let’s see if you could get a good axe or something that would be fantastic i’m just

Scarving through enemies man i love it Oh hello oh axe broke again that’s fine we have another one everybody yeah excalibur i remember correctly one early game quest had a very good accessory award total helmet i’m almost a full turtle now although i don’t wanna i don’t wanna take off my ruby cube head so

Unfortunately i can’t put on the helmet because i would have to take up the ruby cube which is just not a possibility i’m willing to do at the moment although that looks kind of suspicious looking the tunnel at the side on the right side yeah it seems like it

Let’s just do a quick look around and see if we can find more stuff maybe oh obvious good spider jesus christ piss off dancing with creepers with omega coming to a theater near you perfectly executed or say nothing nothing of interest just some basic stuff Right do we bother going down to the water i mean i was wondering if this may be things at the pipe oh this looks very suspicious here and there’s oh there’s a chest there wow that creeper is getting off we gross um anything good no not really nothing

Oh you just dropped a stack of arrows in there by accident do you want those back i think not there are they no i i do have a stack of arrows with myself okay right right well i do have like about stacks on me now so if you want so i can

Give some and you don’t really use arrows all that much yeah this this didn’t seem like a very good thing today and testa is nothing really here so let’s get the hell out of here sorry oh yeah this looks oh yes this i was meaning to ask if we’re gonna find

One of these ever again but good thing we did put all the money in the inventory space hell yeah perfect inventory space it feels nice it really does have some oh yeah we haven’t checked this chest yet here i mean it’s not like there’s anything important or good in it but

Uh more stuff to sell i suppose okay i guess in that case then if there’s an ender chest before that room that very much screams boss fight for me that’s like when the video game you find a shell a self with like suddenly exactly every kind of ammunition you ever need

And then you’re like why did i hear bless music pretty sure we could have broken that spawner without priming it if we have been smart about it it’s an envelope hello oh yes uh it should be explained that anvils are not like vanilla animals right so what do they do instead then

They are starlight anvils okay i mean that’s not bad though or does it just break the envelope completely yes oh Oops i’m sorry if you had something you might have wanted to repair i maybe i should read this sign a bit better before just immediately choking an item right there was also almost completely food durable but that’s fine you can repair things at the academy for

Quite not a very big cost ah good okay i’ll do more seat vehicles let’s go parkour my specialty hardcore pocket my god i was looking through uh my save files for different versions of my own map to see like which one i should pick it up from again

And i found the random thing i was working on 2014 called parkour jam Oh hell yeah there’s another accent good but uh i found like an old map of mine that was working back in like 2015-14 i think called parkour gem it is the cringiest [ __ ] i’ve seen in my entire life it is absolutely horrible like basically i think what the oh there’s a

Creeper behind you like the gist of the story was basically like you live in a house and then you hear on the news there’s this special gem that if you eat you get super powers to have super popular abilities oh okay that was an understanding that was more like an understandable

Machine broke kinda oh oh another hell oh good oh it’s another voodoo likes though but it’s another accident nonetheless you’ll get a nice axe at some point i knew it yeah fingers crossed oh this does look very final bossy this looks very fine and busted this

Looks like a dark souls boss about to happen very much or more sea pickles though oh there’s a cake here as well yeah he took a bite no mostly pickles Ouch nice that was a good teamwork there right mr bandit boss show us your ugly face so we can destroy and bonk it out of existence oh yeah yeah that that looks very boss fighty yeah there are some particles some spoopy particles it looks like we’re about to step into a friggin

Folk gate in dark souls honestly well this is very peculiar and it’s gone the rats causing such a rockets than here near communist how feeble are those bandits quite honestly we just watch them yeah jesus christ I mean he’s he’s getting pretty much destroyed though what was that i don’t know Yeah that didn’t look very nice hang on i’m gonna I’m gonna try and snipe that guy in the back sis hey you are no commoner who are you well we are the punk man yes we are the pokemon the punk men take no prisoners they just like bonks oh [ __ ] you know what we should do you know that spunks meme yes

You could like photoshop your skin’s head or mine into the top of it instead of this points man and just have it boink yeah okay this is oh my god you have defeated this dungeon in order to be teleported to the reward room stand on the pressure plate are we good cigarette Congratulations it’s a different one for each of us right and i can i can open all the chester on the side here yep nice let’s see monies another turtle pants ooh granite saber that looks pretty good nice i i’d love to have an x though that’s also this good

Tempered iron wood that’s also better tier so i guess i’ll take that just to sell it i suppose i’ll tell you if i have if i get a good axe but seemingly i won’t oh there crossbow throw flippers i do i did get a versatile axe efficiency

Once on this one over again two well i think i have one of those that’s pretty decent yes and we talked to some reginald right and lost chest where i got a different pickaxe though hello swift foot pickaxe nice i did not get a big x i did not get a pickaxe

Oh hi mark why mark is this also i can become remnants yeah that’s like the wall except it’s not a wall but ah okay fair enough that would start dungeon one way let’s put some crap in the ender chest as well we are oh neat you come back to the start of the

Dungeon you are given uh i think a reward as in like if i’d go back to the start of dungeon yeah you can press on the button to the board back to the start of the dungeon yeah let me talk to reginald yeah fantastic drop squirrel

No squire is insufficient it may not be official but in my mind you’re truly a knight just give me your skill point dude yeah let’s cut the bs just give me a skip wait hey nice and you should have been given a pickaxe and 64 bottles yup indeed that’s actually pretty decent pickaxe

Hell yeah okay well let me condense all this xp how much should we choose a new skill and cut it there yeah yeah i think that’s about time to do so so let’s head back is there a teleport back here dungeon lobby whoa hello that’s a long screen that was weird fair enough

Right ruby cubeman back in action uh here yeah okay so then how do you select an extra skill that is very simple my boy you just come here where’d you go i went all the way you don’t need to go to class election anymore

Yeah i can see you yeah you have to come up here oh yeah i remember this yeah okay and your class is that one and then you have to find my own class uh variability is right i’m staying with you while you read oh you have 20 percent

Resistance just because that’s out of existence just because so and then uh what’s the difference between the yellow and the green pressure plate green is to get it sorry yellow so get it green is to read it right counter strike okay it’s an aoe skill right hit them up within

Two seconds of blocking an attack with a shield or with repose in front of you do you gain 10 percent damage resistance was holding a sword deal plus three damage while using an axe yeah but this this is also kind of good frenzy you gain five seconds of

Haste three after killing a mob use this buff when you hold the pickaxe yeah oh but the level of two of them when you get speed as well that’s pretty good okay what else do we have while reading us for the next you block a melee attack that would have hit you

10 second cooldown that’s also pretty good defensive line nah defenses for weaklings brute force yeah yeah and then shield bash i’m gonna probably get either frenzy or just the boss x damage or this is also kind of with the counter strike you have to block something with your

Shield and then smack people yeah yeah i’m gonna get weapon mastery just some nice base scale for it that’s good on the pressure plate and click it and then click it right yeah weapon mastery one alright let’s see what i can do right let’s go to the rope section

While holding two swords abilities deal twice as much damage to elite enemies oh okay and bosses also take place damage so yeah yeah okay let’s see what you have we have dagger throw which is i can throw a dagger which makes enemies take more damage that’s pretty good though that’s pretty neat

We have the blade which is the one i have which multiplies my damage by two if i level it up twice actually which might as well mean that i coughed through [ __ ] like non-stop yeah this is compass passively clean an enemy refreshes the cooldown of your abilities by one second that is

Actually really [ __ ] good that’s that’s extremely overpowered i think how much 15 seconds of cooldown and then killing it that is really good i think that combo is really good but i don’t want to know what machine there is i think this is the my my ocean day right advancing shadows

Advancing shadows while holding two swords and not sneaking right click to teleport to the target hostile enemy within 10 blocks and gain strength two for five seconds though strength two is six extra damage that’s also pretty good i smoke skill one holding two swords right click while

Sneaking and looking down there is a cloud of smoke afflicting enemies blah blah blah dodging blocks an arrow blaze fireball that would have hit you nice um escape death one second damage from up leaves you below five hearts through a paralyzing grenade that stuns all enemies within five blocks for three seconds basically

And skirmisher while holding two swords dear plus 25 melee damage with no other mobs within 2.5 blocks basically if i’m alone this is really good yeah i feel like you should get uh either if you wanna get on my bushing just for the memes or getting this the vicious combo to

Shorten the cooldown of uh by my blade so i think that’s energized very very well yeah i’ll probably get i’m going to get level 2 vs combos at some point at level 2 by my blade that i know that’s level 2 a bunch of shadows oh

Okay level two up six hours it’s not worth it no that’s kind of nah that’s not very good so for now i’ll get level one advancing shadows and then the next one will be vicious combos and then level two levels you buy my blade all right okay that was a very

Eventful episode oh i just know this time like a little turtle shell on my back that’s fantastic turtle ruby cubeman is here it is your time to say goodbye this time oh yeah because i was the one to do the intro in the beginning right well

Hope you guys enjoyed uh next episode we don’t really know what we’re gonna do we’ll probably check if we have quests or stuff like that but until then i hope you guys enjoyed and we’ll catch you next time bye