Engween – These V-Tubers NEED JESUS…

Vtubers they are characters to say the least and there’s some vtuber clips out there that make me want to just pull a Vincent Van go and like cut off my goddamn ears and this is why I don’t watch any vtubers because well the cringe moments are certainly not worth

It and it’s just a moderator Fest in that Jordan like I mean come on like they build the models in a certain way for a certain reason some vtubers are eh they’re all right their content’s somewhat bearable I wouldn’t watch it myself and then there’s some that just

Make me want to jump off a clip what’s that smell smells stinky sweaty it smells like your viewers that’s what it smells like their must just went straight through the screen bro hey that’s the lifestyle you got to live as a vtuber your your room’s always going to smell bad because the moderator

Stench goes through the through the monitor all right and into your room it’s it’s just unfortunate I know like old body pillows and underwear and angry frivolous typing what the heck are you like turned on by this smell like oh my God no I would like [ __ ] puke smells like

Leooo if I smelt the smell of no showering for a month goddamn anime body pillows with certain stains on them and gree I would not be panting like that like my homie Glade can’t even stop that one neither can Airwick like it’s over all right Airwick cannot cover that

Stench bro it’s tough if I smell that smell I’m puking for sure I know I’m naughty but I also know you love it huh this is probably why vtubers get a bad rep people like this and who really really hit that [ __ ] baseball out of the goddamn Park hit it home

Drive the [ __ ] drill through the goddamn wood at this point they’re trying to Target this audience hard and that’s not the only thing that’s hard in this situation do you have a favorite game Zelda yeah oh nice nice I love Zelda I’m actually a fan of Rhythm games

Myself oh yeah did you see that rhythm game where it’s just like slapping the dude’s ass on Twitter recently no is that what you’re into do you need someone to slap your ass yo is that what you’re into man hey man hey the closet is always open I didn’t think I would

Hear this today man you know I really just love slapping dudes in the ass but here we are chilling at midnight talk about slapping a dude’s ass I mean say like a little innocent you talk a big game but then when it comes to it what

Do you mean what are you talking about well like I’ve been watching the stream right to you know do some like research and you want to be someone’s dog no you want to be someone’s dog you want to be dragged around on a leash this is not a

Good first impression bro you aren just some weird [ __ ] little bro [ __ ] said no he’s denying it out here and he’s got [ __ ] dog ears on like hey man that that’s it’s not looking good it’s not looking good bro I was just you said that you say that okay with the right

You a puppy no what are you sure that sounds like a bratty no no no no no you can’t do that no you can’t do that no do you have ears in a tail I might yeah well I knew it I guess I’m just a [ __ ] psychic bro what the hell and

Apparent I guess he’s got a little little belt he’s got that Lou belt around his [ __ ] neck it’s probably a collar I think it’s very apparent now he he wants to be someone’s dog and I already know there’s one person in that goddamn comment section I can’t go back

To it cuz I lost it and I already know someone said something along the lines of oh I wish I could be her petch oh my God or some dumb [ __ ] like that I mean like I think you would enjoy walking on all fours for me what you have like a

Little collar around your neck no that’s a that’s a belt okay that oh right because you don’t own a collar cuz you know I could buy one for you actually I do I do own a oh you do have a color so you do like puppy play okay do you bark

No we’re just walking in circles here you like it all right just admit it I don’t know what this dude on but he on a whole another level of down bad if he wants girls to treat him like a dog bro like if I did that if I’m like oh yeah

You know I really like to uh I like to be treated like a dog like no no girl is going in the vicinity of me like it’s over and then they’re going to tell their girlfriends and boom it’s it’s G it’s wraps okay first of all why why is

Everybody asking me to do um whimper audios whimper a whimpering audio that’s nuts 50k likes and I’ll do okay I’m Play on Play Imagine he actually does that at the end no but seriously what the hell is going on with these goddamn vtuber comments bro like why the hell do they

Want to hear this dude whimper like I’m I’m missing lore here I think these fans are just down bad all right that’s the explanation is this like a like a new trend or something these know why give me give me one good reason why we should make a whimp

Audio please for me and I might consider it you’re considering it this is why people keep [ __ ] asking for one because like maybe maybe I’ll do one and why the hell does like every guy YouTuber sound like goddamn corpse husband like what the hell’s going on with

That shut the [ __ ] up yeah I don’t know if you guys like and share this video enough who knows what could happen What he actually [ __ ] did that are you kidding me I mean that’s like every Tik Tok video ever I know he didn’t say 50k likes but damn that the

Fact that he’s still like maybe if you like and share I’ll whimper like bro that’s just going to get the down bad [ __ ] liking and sharing your video so you’re just going to get even more down bad people in your audience now this audience is forever going to

Hold a gun to your head and want you to whimper like probably like every goddamn 2 minutes on the stream or something and this oh believe me it’s about to get even more ridiculous and be like well actually I was thinking about getting a new alarm can you uh possibly moan for

An audio and I can use it as an alarm yeah I don’t [ __ ] yeah just some weird [ __ ] like that I don’t know what to do I need an adult I am an adult I need an adult here adult was I supposed to be falling out

My chair after that one I mean I can do it right now if you want like hold up hold up I got you got you what what is even what is an adulti your adult like I don’t even know what the hell that even means means but

Lady if you dat an adult or adult will look no further okay be shut the [ __ ] not seriously though there are actually people out there that are that just be simping for vtubers like that it’s insane it’s a [ __ ] 3D model I mean we’ve already seen it throughout this

Video they wanted a goddamn vtu to whimper for them like this is some goddamn weird Rabbit Hole the way they all go crazy when he Reveals His Eyes oh my God the eyes oh my God what he has eyes I should have popped out man

I already know it was so lit I would have went crazy bro I would have been in the mosh pit like bro I would have been getting turned even more turned than me at a goddamn Playboy cardi concert it’s just a vtuber model just moving side to

Side what the hell and then they’re all just watching them on a screen bro like what are you like if you go to see someone live you want to see them in person like what is this godd damn I don’t know what this is like I would watch Playboy cardi music videos on

[ __ ] YouTube for free because imagine if there was goddamn admission at the door that is tough I already know it was lit though it was definitely worth it ooh Chrissy kind of handsome uh don’t call me handsome unless you’re trying to hand over some of that cake gladly baby

Boy hand over what I can feel the Riz in the air from here I already know this dude he’s an A1 babbler bro we got to let this dude in the kitchen more often like he’s cooking okay no he’s not he’s not cooking all right if I said that to

A girl IRL like this [ __ ] does not work like why did the why [ __ ] acting like this [ __ ] works like it doesn’t like if I said this to a girl irella get [ __ ] slapped in the face wait I was just playing I don’t think my wife what’s wrong Chris can’t entertain

Two at once we on that Mario Bros right right now this dude’s got a goddamn vtuber wife what the hell is going on he said wife this is kind a completely different direction than I even predicted and apparently he getting some two onone Mario Bros style in the

Goddamn vtuber reverse good for you I guess I don’t [ __ ] know bro I don’t even know what the hell the skit is but it’s weird I know that I’m the hottest male vtuber and that is an example of why most people fails vtubers let me look pretty so it can easily surpass

Everyone I’ll be honest a hot model is a good one but people have to no but seriously it’s a [ __ ] model it’s a goddamn vtuber model what like like what why is attraction even like coming up in this goddamn conversation bro like it should just be about like oh do you you

Know do you like the content that they’re putting out there I don’t know when it turned into oh I think this vtuber is hot as [ __ ] I don’t know when it turned into that but apparently it did it’s like seeing a really hot person but you’re passing by so you don’t

Really stay in chat you’ll stare but probably leave eventually let me do ASMR which might work in your favorite but don’t turn into those guys that do the what’s up this my voice like uh subscribe you know I I’ll treat you better than your no but [ __ ]

Who actually do that cook which is crazy now I guess do I got to start talking like that like yo guys should subscribe man like I don’t know how [ __ ] just straight up S over a voice but it’s crazy cuz it happens likeable and entertaining are separate things as well

Sitting in a corner and being silent will not make your valent streams any better and don’t get me started on The Voice Valor on Tik toks where they go anyone have a mic oh my God I’ll suck your but either way do something and have fun trying to hard shows bro those

I I literally reacted to those for a whole video straight and I wanted to die after so yeah if you want to go watch that on that end screen right there well be my guest go suffer but yeah comment the letter V if you made this far thank

You to my channel members and I’ll catch you all on the next one peace