EPIC Base Build 🔥 VulgarCraft SMP Nov 21, 2023

And that’s how my last hardcore world ended before the one that I’ve been playing on Twitch like a year ago every time they show that clip every time it’s depressing what you get for thinking you’re good that was a crazy world actually the first portal I made went straight into a

Bastion and I was nowhere near ready to go get it the second one was that one which was right on the edge of a fortress really yeah hey Sean how you doing tonight buddy Tor gave me this present that I haven’t opened yet pretty sure it’s not a trap holy [ __ ]

Oo well look at that I gave you presents yeah you did thank you buddy for any I did pay for those netherite ingots with quartz CU I help oh it’s easy to say on camera that you paid that’s weird I gave you 10 stacks of nether

Quartz that was our agreed price if you need more I told you to tell me I don’t think I do that was awesome thank you very much for the everything else and for the worries the the good trade what’s this Tea House not today today we’re making a we oh [ __ ] I

Wrecked it it was right there and I missed I didn’t chop these down I cut down some of the trees over here and I also cut down a lot of the trees over here by the pagota we’re keep we’re going to keep going around till we get to the back of

The big castle on that but I just didn’t have time to keep going but today we we do this got my materials got my idea going to have a little little like hot here kind of you know so like it’ll have like a little roof and this where

They Shear the sheep have a little pen coming out here out the back so they can put sheep in and then this is where they live and work grab his dick and twist it I will torch come here I need to twist something I can also read the comment no no you

Can’t all right so how do I want to do this do I want to make it flat or do we want to continue see we continue like that we got to put this out here do I want to do that you know I can always move these back yeah I’ll do that

Is that night time again already try to swallow some spit then quite go right you know how it is no comment on just set yourself up this guy never spits is what you’re saying talking about yourself com it hey man that’s cool get re somehow in that’s how you became a super

I don’t like to brag but secret work they call me old swallows the old vacuum cleaner Hoover M Hoover mxic well that’s a little on the nose I think need nine so do going do three oh that’s right on my light it does work out great though or

Does it did I [ __ ] it up then we got three the yeah we’ll do that I’m just counting leave me alone it’s not my strong suit I went to public school I went to the same school yeah and you can’t count either Seven exactly easy uh you start at one

Bro yeah if you’re a loser I went to Advanced School hey cow I don’t need you oh the poor cow he like oh finally I’m needed and you’re like nah get the [ __ ] out of here I got a cow head oh my God and you took its brain

Out yeah cow man don’t have a cow wait you’re not bort Samson B all right done with this give me these oh [ __ ] I’m not done with that I was lied to myself perfect okay Sim we down there torches I’m trying to be the star of the

Show GE I wonder why they’re called torches guy makes me put a whole [ __ ] camera up for him didn’t make you no just my idea actually cuz I thought Ser to go four high before why did I go four high before why am I only doing three high now

Oh who took Advance counting now bud yeah because I started at seven I shouldn’t talk I forgot to put a whole thing right here dumb ass well I didn’t know it was going to matter you know the best part I still haven’t figured out what I’m doing for T

Hello Pig I don’t have a pig head either actually I guess I it didn’t matter I could have just left it the way it was whatever still fact I should probably put another one there we go you stupid ass grass should put the floor in first so This Grass wouldn’t be in my

Way I wanted a want a bigger doorway here but I think we’ll have to just go with one wide think I have enough dirt I need to throw some of this away I think we want a window maybe we’ll do two little windows I got to see if that’s going to look

Actually did I not my chest here cow head I don’t think it’s in my wallet I don’t know where I would have put that uh damn it what are you going on AB boot I forgot my workbench it’s okay let’s make another one for the 15th time I’m so many you

Have one in your Ender Chest I usually do but I apparently left it somewhere all right so now I need to make this should be enough see how this looks before I decide if I want it here or in the middle that should look fine

Unless if I did one in the middle and then one here one H’s right on the ground though yeah we’ll do it like that that’ll be fine I’m not trying to convince myself it’ll be fine don’t worry about I’m not concerned you should be your reputation’s on the line yeah my

Reputation a a Minecraft sidick a sidekick my own person no you’re the robin to my this like not one of the cool Robins it’s kind of an oxymoron one might say you’re the one Joker beat the Death and no one cared people car uh they had they literally had a

Phone in vote and uh him living lost really yeah not by much apparently apparently was a very close uh thing but oh [ __ ] it happened again oh they were attached to a tree that’s why that happens oh yeah that would do it well that also tree do this from outside what am I

Doing [ __ ] [ __ ] you just let me go up the goddamn you know what I [ __ ] door made no stone I just put in a regular door here that’s a lot of smooth Sandstone I got a better idea good oh yeah I’m going to make it good that’s why I’m going back

God it’s so nice to have elyra now oh are you [ __ ] me and I fell off the [ __ ] build anyway like a goddamn chunt stain chunt St chump oh that’s what I heard too so why would I disrespect Uncle chunt like that man is hilarious he’s one of our oldest YouTube

Pals could you imagine if we actually had somebody nicknamed Chun what are you talking about we literally do you [ __ ] idiot who uncle chunt like you you haven’t been paying attention for the last nine years have you no I don’t think so jesz Jesus Christ uncle chunt has been I’ve been on

Uh videos with Uncle Chun before I was ever on videos with you I’m pretty sure we used I used to do a lot of podcasts back in the day with people okay one podcast but it was a lot of episodes of it Brian from since spaces

And Uncle Chun was on there A lot of times yeah I don’t pay attention to things that happened that’s cuz you don’t watch the product Jr I do watch the product now when it’s convenient for me yeah that actually makes a lot of sense seriously though Jr needs to watch

The product he is terrible on AW half the time [ __ ] it’s like he’ll just say something like oh this wrestler’s New Look is great but it’s like their look that they’ve had since they’ve been in aw they were just like out on injury or something He’s just never seen them before cuz he

Never watches horrible starting to regret the bottom of this too I think I have an idea Bonk Bonk Bonk it’s bedtime and I can’t get into my safety wall oh that’s close I have a bed in my Sher box I was going to actually use it all right let’s

Do Mo this around the bottom I might even need some ideas for like uh designing like adding designs into this here’s an idea watch the [ __ ] product Jr I want no I need one more that was so close get so far oh wait that doesn’t need one there

This is going to be a doorway okay yeah that look a little better and then because the roof will hang down a little bit off of here yeah this will be good now we need what are we going to do here I guess I’ll put the roof on that’ll make

This little area this might actually have to go one more this is pretty small I mean if it’s just for shearing sheep I get it but like it’s still pretty pretty tiny we got a little Paddock back here that’ll be good okay uh let’s do the floor next because

I got all the stuff for the floor right here oh yeah no one told me dubs or Etho oh God they’ll never know who I am anyway you tell them all you want maybe they’ll actually watch maybe they can get torch to actually watch Good Luck

I may have a solution so we can listen to streamlabs music again oh without getting copyright claims all the time I’ll just have to record the vods do it that way I think that’s what most people do anyway and just put up the recorded versions I also don’t need this fan on

So that’ll make it sound a little a little better anyway all right so we got this now this Doorway I think I want to move it over one actually I didn’t like it where it was even though it matches up with the windows but I don’t really care about that the wall yes it is going to be a little awkward to get through if I just do it that way

But I think that’s going to be the best way to do it you’ll see what I mean in a second when I actually get the I only need three Jesus I did this any slower be done the stream already then we just pretend it slides closed or something I don’t

Know and I need a birch door I didn’t bring any Birch wall is coming along wall inly I see that you know where I figured out there’s some crazy walls the other day oh I know what that is I’m like what’s this weird purple [ __ ] behind my chests uh it’s this

Stuff I should really put something directly behind my chests oh the co fruit I you know what I think that’s going to be a new little project for tonight just so I don’t see anything behind it because you can see all these like uh the lights coming through the stairs on the outside

Too so I really should fix that up anyway do I have a birch door no go with mangrove yeah [ __ ] it I’ll use my Grove I already got one ow I hit that we Haven an elyra long and still almost every time I go out my place with

My elyra on I hit this one bamboo that sticks up further than the rest what why it’s just I I don’t get past it when I’m going by okay do I want I want this I think I maybe want this to be too maybe just have a second level over

Here a little bit you know I think I just maybe right here but then how do I do how would I do the roof on that if I was going to do that may just kind of like that side here and then I think he’s got to have a second

Story I think I’m going to do the Second Story just a little bit smaller though um so we’re going to need these again oh I had some still all right do fly mode put in one good look quite a small once around the base here to see how much sh I

Missed when I was doing stuff I think though I want it even smaller so let’s do really you want it smaller yeah it’s unfortunate yeah well sometimes sometimes it’s just too big bro all right let’s check out what it looks like here let’s see we’ll have the roof come

Down is that too small now though I don’t think so I think it’ll be fine with the roof on it okay so let’s pop these in all right once we get sniffers how many do you got zero oh I have one I have one egg better than my zero eggs wait won’t

One sniffer get us oh but then we can’t breed them yeah I think I’m going to do this I get right just pretend that didn’t happen should I Jedi o might not be a bad idea to oh okay okay all right oh definitely do that at least need iron buttons iron button

Fly you got make iron buttons you’ll make iron buttons oh stone stone button what I what am I doing with iron I don’t know oh yeah you don’t make uh Stone buttons is just a piece of stone in your inventory and you can make it that’s okay yeah is it

Though I think oops went a little crazy on that one buttons button buttons are good good start I think if I make the outside here dark Coke as well and it will work a little better sleepy time already don’t worry I’ll sleep I got you thank you you’re well up

Now how close to the house oh it makes four do I only need one then okay these just look stupid on here fix that over here yeah and then we’ll do other side here just take a quick little looky Lo and see what we’re dealing with here okay

Right steal steal a bit of grass here you don’t need that’s your grass you steal it all you want oh yeah it’s your house who’s going to tell you to not steal the grass uh you know oh the home owners is Association now I get it bro yeah

Dick probably take a couple more pieces just in case I mean if you’re going to break the rules might as well break them real good right I don’t break the rules man I don’t know rules usually just suck they’re meant to be be broken maybe just just just one more you

Want see okay okay good and then on the inside you’ll be like oh oh here oh Mr Min [Applause] welcome holy jit how you doing tonight Mr minor leagues how uh how did you guys finish off last night on the uh on the thing the forting night minor raid I do an night

Ross why is this oh cuz I wait if I knew how to do this this would already be done there we go helps when you spell stuff right [Laughter] hi God damn boys what what was that about carrying my ass I wasn’t saying anything about carrying I was just saying you’re

Sitting there choking on your [ __ ] conversation Kahuna where he said he was carrying my ass we’re doing some uh building tonight Mr Min yeah last night I guess I just saved your ass I mean I did all the hard work stepping in it again oh God that was a good

Clip yeah I’m just building a little uh Weaver’s Hut here for my little Japanese Village uh going to have a little sheep pan out back just building like a bedroom cuz I assume this place would be kept down here more like a you know like a workshop or what whatever and then the

Bedroom upstairs torch is up pretty high I didn’t even notice I’m just seeing the torch cam now that’s a hell it’s not that bad well because it’s on the top of a mountain so it all Slips Away I put up a wall so then he had to

Put up a wall Joe’s here too hey buddy oh that was Joe who said that his name was blue and Mr min’s name was blue I got confused you know how it is colors public education break my brain back toback winds last night nice oh sweet I built this but it was all

Tutorial stuff so don’t be too impressed it does look fantastic though but it’s not that’s not because of me I just changed some colors was all really I did put these fish in though where here they are they’re always stuck in this stupid corner I don’t know

Why I planted those trees too you know I did something it’s not so bad though I like it I did just find out that you could see my Farms that I got behind my chests here if you peek through so I got to do something about that

Later cuz it’s mostly just like this is just my empty basement where I put all the Farms oh that reminds me you want to see a crazy Farm oh [ __ ] I’ll get ready for it to lag yeah cuz we got two spots on the server I’m I’m not going to be on the

Thing on top of my wall at all on that so they let us move um spawners in this um server so we went a little ham and we put 40 spawners in and uh let’s just say it goes pretty good you can’t run it for long though in

Risk of you know the server exploding that was a poor choice I don’t know I think 45 would be poor choice it’s great though cuz like you need experience you get it we even also have an automatic Kill Chamber because we had to have it otherwise they would just sit here and

It would be bad yeah but once you turn it on it’s just it’s constant until you touch shut it off I think this should be about the end though yeah let throw okay I guess there was more coming I can’t even get rid of the freaking stuff

Here there but yeah if I ever need experience I just come over here and run it real quick that probably yep that fixed my elytra and all my gear ending I got two three levels out of it just in that long it’s such a ridiculous there’s

Still stuff in there it also has a two- wide shoot which isn’t normal for these Farms you usually have a one wide shoot but uh we needed a little more oh yeah I’m in fly mode I was like why is my elyra being weird I’m ready for the apocalypse with

That for yeah the server’s apocalypse cuz we run it too long the whole thing will shut down found it out the other night I turned it on Scotty crashed immediately I usually run it when no one else is on if you know yeah just a trading Hall in there

And then this is a whole bunch of nothing in that same exact same building but how’s how’s that looking for the top of my gate and then I’m going to add dark o Oak in the middle in pattern yeah that’s good I like it thanks Ross appre like I said it’s

Mostly just tutor this I build myself actually um the only part I don’t like is I don’t like this little rampway I’m probably going to change that just to match more of these colors over here but uh let’s take a look from the air I did

I did a bunch of stuff around the uh around the outside too I keep flying up because I forgot that space continues flying up yeah I’m calling this the Lotus Palace I think it’s a pretty good name for it even though I put a cherry blossom in it but we’ll pretend these

Are lotuses or something I don’t know I don’t know where lotuses grow it’s not that great in the inside because it’s a little small but we can take a look oh I should put some of those things on these this Pottery so it has designs then just a little Cherry thing up

Here but yeah I’m finally just getting to what I actually the plan of the build the whole season has been to build that castle and then a little village around it and I’m just finally getting to the village now cuz it took so damn

Long but now I got to figure out how I want to make the roof on this thing I think I’m going to do it that style with the tiles which means need my stone cutter probably a lot more Cobble deep slide I don’t know why I didn’t bring

More just wondering how do I do it over there slab slab all right Sean have a good one buddy don’t I think the corners like this might be a little much on that one maybe I’ll just do like two you up that could be okay and yeah slab slab and I’ll never

Get to the stairs on that one I won’t need to okay this shouldn’t be too hard then do you make deliveries not make do I make deliveries I can do you want to deliver some frog lights what color yeah what color frog lights I forget what colors there are green purple or

Like a tan color uh think I’m going to go on um let’s go green it’s more natural how many you need uh I don’t know a stack there we go all right on my way all right I go sleep I am going to fly over there like an eagle to the Sea

That didn’t work oh there it is thought I went too far nice wall I just flew right over it loser where’d you go yeah it wait I can just find it on Torch Cam he’s on the wall somewhere I was five feet from you here you want these or not oh

Yeah fly up here and throw I got heit like four buttons to do that that should have picked up into your inventory do you have room in your inventory yeah I have a ton of space well then grab them put one of these down yeah that might work and [Laughter] then see you

I know this game worked it would be a lot easier oh God I’m going to boat back hey you got a big hole down here you know huh down where down here oh yeah that’s where I originally started mining stuff there big hole come here and steal some antiy

Sometime that’s pretty much where I got all the stuff I gave you FL down flat up down flat hey you got another big hole over here this is a big wet hole over here a you prick I didn’t do anything I already left think about it it’s always you yeah

Probably you watch your mouth rle turn that spawn that farm back on won’t even affect me I’m in safe mode now safe mode okay oh I was going to crash I was looking up see oh no this is not what I wanted oh I should have done that put

Glow lights on the top instead of like the quartz things oh yeah yeah that would they’re pretty close in color it would have looked okay yeah so right up here I’m going to build a pagoda I’m clearing out the trees so you can see it better but uh that is another project

For another day oh no it’s up here I lied I thought it was back there but it’s actually over here I I know the lay of my land don’t worry about it yeah that’s what that red wools for to Mark where that’s going to go

I’m also going to move a uh I to make like a I think I might I might build the land out here so we can go around or I might build a bridge and then an island and then another bridge that might be the way to do it because I think the

Bridges would be more fun but who knows for now I’m making a Weaver’s Hut and I’m getting very distracted but you know it’s a risky take playing with torch going back into fly mode okay so this layer here and then we’ll go up like that I don’t think this going to

Work though cuz it’s going to just break the whole thing yeah so we got to go like and then like that need to go back one again that’s exactly what I did over there that I said I didn’t want to do over here that’s awkward but I don’t know what else to

Do that isn’t what I did over there what the hell did I do over here take a look one two oh that’s higher in there here oh it goes to uh oh L I had to sneeze so this one isn’t there let see maybe I do something different

What do I do there actually yeah that might work oh that just has two oh there one load just lift up one that’s perfect that’s that’s what I’m going to do okay we’ll just lift it up one right at the corner so this one needs one wait this still to come out

One I mean this goes here and then that there and then like this yes I think that’s exactly what it means okay I think I figured it out something like that maybe don’t look at me Iron Golem prick you talk to me like what did I

Do B while so these on these ones have to go up one and then the last one I have to go one that’s the exact same spot okay so these ones go here and now these ones go up one and I think we do this as well yeah that’ll work

We’re going have to cut down this tree I think it’s in the way but we will see I’m not paying any attention to what I’m doing here oh we can tell buddy we can tell that’s not a good not a good sign wait a minute yeah that’s

Right and this one comes down here as all okay there that’s how it goes I didn’t have to cut down that tree I probably still will put on a cherry blossom tree instead you know make this place Pink as [ __ ] you and your [ __ ] cherry blossom trees dude they look so

Great we never had pink trees in minecft until recently I’ve been playing for 12 years I need pink trees for some reason oh oh well I’m sorry it offends you welcome to All Things Scottish our slogan is if it’s no Scottish it’s crap how doing tonight

Scotty I was waiting for it to finish oh you know what I keep forgetting to give Scotty shout outs too I’m well I remember that shout outs are a thing because I’ll forget by next time let’s give Scotty one too such a horrible person I know what’s my brain don’t work no

Good Jesus Christ it’s already been half an hour it’s already been half hour he says y’all have seen my face for half an hour Scotty face reveal oh Jesus Christ what is that oh God damn it I’m awake now I’m awake now thank you Phantom why did I why didn’t I raise

That to a th000 bits that seems like one that should be at least a th000 bits that was very annoying 500 I mean 500 bits is 500 bits though oh wait this goes here that goes there the old vulgar crafty oh I didn’t even notice oh oh I was going to wear mine

Today but I didn’t I wore my actually I wore my NWO carbon KN shirt instead which did not print well but I think I know how to fix that I yeah if you use a different if you’re using white you should print it in like an off-white color apparently

Because then they’ll print it twice this is a tip for any people making t-shirts out there if you put it in like an off-white color it has to print the color twice or if you do a pure white it just tries to print it once and it never looks as

Good this is what I’ve been told whether it’s true or not I cannot fact check yet but once I get some new shirts made probably I can I think it also depends maybe where you go to like maybe that’s cheaper places because we just went to red bubble for

Ours and so that could be why it didn’t turn out as great because I think red bub was kind of one of the cheaper places which is kind of why we picked it because then the uh the shirt prices weren’t outrageous wait did I there we go I think if we do

This this will look nice oh [ __ ] I mean I think it looks good you don’t have to [ __ ] about it well try me oh uh 1 2 3 4 5 6 uh 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 more Lucky 13 a great number did you

Ever worth 13 when you played Sports yep uh I did for the first year of volleyball and then another guy wanted it so I switched to 01 cuz I don’t know touched or something your original o well I think we we were watching a lot

Of Dukes of Hazard at the time so I think that has more to do with it than anything I need opinion again does this look better or that uh I personally like the left that what do you think chat yeah fully covered like all around or just bracing the

Pillar oh cuz I wasn’t in a workbench I was like why can’t I get more uh fence gates or fences the right one Scot likes the right one I like the left we need someone to break the tie yeah that’s looking pretty good I don’t disagree I almost like the right

One more well go with the right one then well then I have to I’ll change my answer if I get food you can have whatever Poseidon has left over uh there’s no leftovers for tonight’s supper I’m sorry look it was chicken it was real good I still kind of full from it

Actually was hours ago I think this needs to go up one more block I smoked a prime rib roast you and you’re always smoking stuff I know and I’m always jealous I could smoke stuff too I have I have to build a fire in the backyard and the fire trucks would come

Again like what are you doing I’m not trying to burn nothing down I promise like then why is your green house all melted like shut up I haven’t fixed it yet stupid fny [ __ ] it was not was if it wasn’t you I’m breathing so much toxic smoke that

Day I’m probably dying early now I mean earlier I’m pretty fat so you know I was already kind of up there there was already an option yeah I like this nice little Weaver’s Hut not quite as nice as that you know we don’t have all the little details we got

Some do you need dark oak planks for anything uh I mean yeah I could use some good I’m going to have a lot of extras do I want to do slab yeah I do want to do slabs here I think I want to do this here is

Slabs cuz then we get to see some of the dark o Onin inside but then again we would already see let’s see what it looks like look here or we look here now we’re going with the depth [ __ ] oh stairs are all upside down I mean no sense all

Oh should cut this out and put a ladder there wait a minute we can’t put a ladder there this is going to be this where the wall is going to go oh no do I even need should I move these out one ah now I’m thinking I got to move these out one

Again move my one I got to put one in the middle for sure yeah I’m going to move my one and out that way one okay which means I have to take down like a third of my roof but that’s okay sorry Scotty I was hungry

I think I got some crisps in the cupboard if you want some fat a him well cuz he’s from Scotland they don’t call them chips that’s french fries which I also had for supper There we go this a little better what did you have for supper I wasn’t

Paying attention chicken legs and uh with shake and bacon and barbecue sauce and uh French R it’s good I’ll keep it like that there we go now I need eight more of those man it’s so nice having suar boxes oh I know we we played way too long without a you just

Remember that Scotty we are Saints we didn’t complain until you know months and months in I didn’t even complain I just want to point that out oh I I complain mostly to myself I think you know what I think I’m going to do two more so

Let’s guess we’re doing it this way this time which isn’t a bad way to do it honestly all right oh another thought occurs we could put the I don’t really know if I want to do that though I didn’t do it there and it looks fine yeah I think it’ll be

Fine didn’t do it up there either and it looks fine okay I might have to go get some more oh no I brought plenty finish the floor first though okay so don’t know what we’re going to do for the top of this quite yet but at least do these like this

There we go and then oh I didn’t build the ladder down but how’s that looking yeah that look good actually do we need I’m wondering if we well this will take it down a whole level yeah maybe we just do we just do like a dark oak like this here

Whoops dark oak planks Maybe oops well I guess I have a whole stack of them now all right got some natural Street lamps in here and then we’ll get out our slabs again and now which way do we do this here so this will be here and

That that’s not right it guess it needs to go out one more and if it goes out one more then it’ll kind of want it to be smaller I think we we’ll do it like this oh actually yeah okay I guess it does go up a little bit

There first and then it goes up okay so this should be good then and then cross here like this no this is UN right that also isn’t right though this does have to go up one I don’t think there’s a way to do it to make it look right if we

Don’t is this the same yeah those are the same and it looks fine like they’re the same block get out of the way Tory gate yeah I think it’ll be fine it just sucks I got to rebuild all this now hello comrade that’s Conrad you spelled it

Wrong could we care less about you a my name though my name that’s all I have I hate all my chicken now all I have is my name when didn’t you get cut off here where are you a minute oh yeah should check I don’t want to lose any of

These I’m going to need a lot of them in the future because I think most of the houses out here are going to have these dark oak roofs or these dark uh whatever these things are called you know the ones actually yeah this goes there maybe

And this one actually gets a third one on and that one goes there and then it’s like that because this should come out now we do there we go out gotta go back and get some more I don’t think I have any left any what oh no wait I think I took

I think that was just the one stack that I made into two stacks the d The Deep slate yeah I’m going to do half of this one this time in case deep sight tile that’s what it was okay so this will be here I’m going to need uh more frog lamps I

Can just run to theorum oh okay or probably just run to your please either way you help build the farm so there he yours and grab that one cut this one off okay I going have to do something different with this back here though just realized because these pillars don’t stick out as

Far what am I going to do the fence gates alone won’t do it maybe I’ll do I’ll have to do like over there where I put some maybe I’ll put dark oak slabs or something there we go that is not quite all done okay so we’ll do this get these in

And I think we do at least one more layer of these and then behind it we’ll do like a little roof oops so I have a place set up when we have sniffers too okay didn’t have the thing on top this I think will be enough okay and then and then no and

Then and then looks like I went up two and then up I don’t know how far I got here one two three four five okay so I think if I just use the stairs for the next part it will go fine or do we do one more of these just

Across no we’d have to do two more because of the because of the application I saw a meme about that today so stupid have you ever seen that episode it’s always fny no they’re like they bought a boat and Dennis is like he’s talking about taking these taking girls on this

Boat it’s so bad he’s like he’s talking about how they’re guaranteed to get laid because of the implication and the other dude uh Mack is like are are we going to Hardward these girls it’s like no no we never would of course we wouldn’t like you

Know but because of the the in because of the uh um because the implication they they’ll put out I was like oh my God so funny that’s shows so bad I love it I did have a good idea here just now how many he going to make no

Oh you dick put in some of these every now and then three that’s fine oh do where’s the middle one two three perfect ah there water down there I forgot I mean I definitely did not fill that in why would I not do that oh all right okay these are

Directional look at that it just makes a little tiny change in the floor looks good I like it yeah now I need to figure out are you Spruce over there I gota wait for it to be night time so I can see where I need to put

Lights this’s my sheep farm I think I’m going to fake some beams here i’ have been here too long had your sheep farm in my base I never my base yeah oh my bamboo Farm that’s a good good look at out I better go make sure that thing’s not overflowed

Again oh [ __ ] I need two more my bamboo Farm is nice and slow like it’s the the correct amount I put 20 bamboo in mine for no reason I think mine has like nine oh no mine’s almost full yeah I’m going to check mine right now there

Is this will be easy cuz I don’t have a uh get down there we go I need to make a bamboo thing in my storage area so it just went off surprise surprise D things always go off why I can’t hate can’t see my stupid thing

This is a lot harder than it needs to be right now first of all let’s get that let’s get rid of this uh actually that’s about all I can get rid of here we go all right where are we going to put the bamboo

Isn’t so bad if I just do it all over on the stream capture well there’s at least three stacks in the other one go there guess I’ll do one more round it’s getting night time wasn’t it just night it was just night time like 10 minutes ago yeah you got that did you

Did okay so that’s good oh I could get my that’s all ready to go too and those are all ready a lot of stuff getting ready now oh yeah I don’t know where I’m going to put I have just put them in the bamboo box I guess although it’s starting to

I’ve been using a ton of it it’s still getting full off it be nice when those autocrafters come out and they can just build those blocks for us I didn’t see the usefulness of them until uh mumo started talking about how you can use them in farms to do [ __ ]

Like that and I was like oh they do make sense you prick what I slept cuz it was dark I needed it to be dark so I needed to know where to put lights oh whoops remember I didn’t remember because I was doing my own stuff uh remind me again

I’ll make sure I don’t sleep next time but if you don’t remind me I’ll forget sorry I honestly didn’t mean to do that that’s okay just decoratively place things incorrectly there use one like here they’re just going to be sporadically thrown everywhere here oh actually I’m staff hold

On maybe I can’t do that there’s a Time I can’t set the time I thought I could Le I don’t know the command for it what is this time set time forgot that somebody may have covered up a cave down here was it you yeah thought so 32 going to be enough all

Right need something like here good enough there oh I do have more I was is that the only trash block I got but no I have more I call them torch the greatest name of all time yeah for a trash block [ __ ] off you’re a trash block hell yeah I am

Trash trash block and proud I’m just going to presume that this is the uh this is all I need here I mean you don’t need near as much as you used to yeah that’s kind of what I’m hoping for did that work like an upside down got to use my

Rockets sheler I named the Fourth of July cuz it’s full of fireworks I’ve heard worst names I call mine jump Jets you know what you didn’t do name your new thing no not yet I haven’t put the other stuff on either wait that’s not what that one did what the

[ __ ] oh yes it is and it went like that I also named my other uh elytra uh Apollo 13 Houston we have a comic I think that’s too tall oh wait what did I do over there hold on okay I put blocks in that makes sense I’ll do that over here

Too then it’s not as tall so doesn’t look as bad so this guy comes out thought I saw your name tag over here must be hero or I’m just seeing things I thought I saw a name tag but we’re the only two on So and I looked on Torch Cam and

You’re nowhere near me so obviously I I’ve had too much crack today no such thing yeah word all right trash block one final inside outside walk around to make sure there’s no random blocks that are going to trigger me and I think I got myself a bit of a

Wall until I put some Accents in hey does your kid watch like the dumbest [ __ ] ever on YouTube yeah kid yeah good cuz my I was asking my sister what my niece wants for her birthday or for Christmas and she told me of this YouTube channel she watches and I tuned into

It and it was a 10-minute video and I did not make it halfway through I was like this is [ __ ] dumb like it was oh my God it was such trash some stupid puppet [ __ ] but like he was trying to be adult but it was all stupid stupid because I’m

Sure that the people who make the channel are not uh functioning adults yeah kids are a bit dumb happens adorable usually but dumb I mean we were all there at one point we just didn’t have YouTube to watch I guess true but man it was just like

Jesus I couldn’t believe how bad it was [ __ ] I had some here some of it does hurt the brain like significant L more than you would think that I do not doubt I mean look at our [ __ ] yeah there’s a reason everybody leaves halfway through the [Laughter]

Stream but in our minds we’re hilarious yeah [ __ ] that guy have myf that goes there I jumped right in that was brilliant if I put this in do I get that how the hell do I get that stuff here Wizardry yes yes I did okay go

This one of those one of those one of those one of those okay that doesn’t look so bad now it’s not so high compared to the rest of it unfor hair I see hair remember that song nope with Josie Scott and nickel backman here’s thing about nickel back

Dude when they’re not making their own music and making the same [ __ ] song over and over and they like collab with people who are much better than them like Santana and uh the guy from saliva Josie Scott or whatever his name is not so bad but it’s just like learn how to

Write your own music you know write it better but to their credit they’re Millionaires and I’m not and I never wrote a song in my life so maybe I’m not the best one to talk about it I mean I wrote lots of songs I sing songs about my dog stinking all the

Time guess she does I Us Saw also sing that blitzy blitzy she’s a shitzy she didn’t like that she’s like I’m not a [ __ ] she was kind of a [ __ ] yeah she was totally a [ __ ] love that dog she was the best oh so I need basically exactly that again e all right

Okay P that I don’t mind it with the Frog lights in Middle looks good so the other option I’m having I’m just going to put them on the outside so wait tree who asked you anyway no it’s a pretty nice Weaver shop I wonder if I went overboard on it a little

Bit is it better than your normal shop well the other houses are going to be like less but I figured this is more like a you know like this is a business people would come here right so the guy probably has more money than your average

Pleb so you know even though he’s you know he does like Weaver work maybe he makes coats for the royal family who’s the royal family I think me I disagree well cuz like I live in the big castle you also had to build the big

Castle Yeah but it we’ll just say I paid for it nobody needs to know the truth how I slaved for hours okay so then and I might as well build it here all right don’t do too much yet yeah no I’m I’m not going to sleep this time put some up top

There just want to see if anybody’s going to spawn anywhere there we go lucky that got ourselves a little Shack here to Shear our sheeps I have an entire place to Shear my sheeps right there yeah but this is for role play so that makes it better because I’m a huge

Nerd you can role play that how this is my magic machine that shears my sheep’s yeah lame I don’t think that’s L at all well I mean it’s not good it’s not good role play I’ll tell you that right now but oh speaking of bad role playay I didn’t

Even think about it until way later so the other day we’re playing D and D yeah and my guy um I have this thing called rally it’s a Battle Master uh move yeah um and it’ll give temporary hit points but I wasted it CU I’m an idiot like if in

Real life Yeah question like roleplay wise uh does my guy wouldn’t know she’s down or whatever and unconscious but like he’s been in battles before he would know what someone who looks unconscious is and knows that just yelling at them isn’t going to wake them up like you know from a cuz temporary

Hit points I believe don’t take you out of being knocked out I think that’s part of the rule with them yeah that and like when you get temporary hit points if you get more temporary hit points you don’t get more temporary hit points like it it’s just how it

Goes there is one item I think that does let you get more temporary hit points per thing but I don’t remember what it is it’s okay kind a sword it’s basically the sword also tries to corrupt you at every turn so like as you have it you’re probably

Going to turn on your party eventually I’m okay with that to be honest it would be pretty funny Cody almost did it he had it with his one character it was pretty good that was a great placement thank you for what is in my way back here a tree there’s always trees

There think I’m just going to come back like this all right that should be good if you want to sleep okay I’m just out the back right now do want to go front apparently I was still trying to walk while I was sleeping the old Sleepwalk all right what do we

Got I needed like four more so I needed two more of these know it only did one I clicked it twice I’m sure I did oh I didn’t have enough sticks I don’t be why I stick work sticks yeah I need one more give me here we go there we

Go got to get some sheep in there at some point now got to get a ladder over here blood y get some more of these that actually might be enough it was not there we go so we’ll get our ladder up to the second floor those are not ladders all right I

Think I have created wall excellent that was the most productive thing I’ve done on this server in a while I think this needs to come out just do that feed my cow it Farm my it cow Farm I guess oh yeah I love that thing it’s so stupid that’s why it’s so great

That’s amazing all right so now we want that there yeah sorry I was concentrating forgot to talk it’s okay want to do up there let me do another beam here maybe then like this and then even like this oh I need one more piece of wood of course I did

Failure I think I got it in my shocker box yeah I’m good it just was annoying then don’t really want to do four oh I didn’t bring lanterns no I started a revolution I was going to say it’s like PL over there oh wait okay I think they’re in my one shelter

Box missing miscellaneous I called it missing elanus oh [ __ ] it’s not in there I have a whole box for lights I just remembered oh [ __ ] I only have four okay that’s fine uh let’s see there we go these turn all those into sticks right I’m trying to decide if I should

Put like a railing up my staircase oh yeah that too railing up your staircase like the up the mountain I mean I don’t know how to make I don’t know how I would make that look good like how you can make it look good but it it wouldn’t be a bad idea um

Stone walls and iron bars that could be okay yeah okay let me see get some stairs here some slavage cabbage never felt so safe walking around back here a it’s just miraculous it’s not I want of that you make a cobblestone wall six Cobblestone this might be too bulky for

In here but let’s see see how well this looks that’s not too bad then we’ll do this and that oh and also these ones never mind that gives them a nice little yeah beautiful I don’t need four lamps up here but I like the way that looks so I’m going to keep

It all right now let’s put in put in our dyes and our fake barrels here I shouldn’t do one there do them here there’s a purple die uh we’ll do a blue dy over here I just can’t really do anything for this stairs so just don’t uh there we go I’ll have a

Little I don’t know if I like it I kind of like the danger of having to walk up here now that I look at it I oh come back come back hold on hold on give me a sec okay I I have a feeling this is starting a whole new career for

Me all right sh baby I do need to buy more lanterns o yeah M hey hey hey I’m not paying you to stop yeah me to leave yeah here take the tip not my tip just that whole goddamn thing I need those actually thank you

Yeah there’s like how how do I get in your place now I need to get some wool I need to get some undyed wool I don’t have any talk I have a gate come over here I didn’t know where it was situated oh I’m still trying to remember

How it works it’ll stay open longer if you use a wooden button if you have trouble getting through it I didn’t do that you want some Moss like carpets put over these no okay sup why does it still light it up though yeah you can do like trap doors or any

Like transparent block which is like carpets and stuff like that I guess you could use Green carpet I’m sure you have enough plenty I have M Carpet I think only like 15 of them we need some more I got almost two stacks so well I’m here go visit my Traders like what’s up

Dudes hello hello everybody which one of you sells lights you isn’t it thank you appreciate it pleasure doing business with you sir why uhoh I will require some more don’t feel free to come grab them they’re over in the very left hand side I think in the bottom chest I know

It’s in that row I just can’t remember which chest it’s in this Weaver’s Hut’s pretty cute I did it I made a village house finally although I do have to move these two back like look at this it’s like no laneway here but it’ll be fine oh that’s

Okay they’ll get over it let’s put he’s going to have extra wool right so we’ll put like a big stack of it right up here we just do this maybe he even missing a block there you sound like Bob Ross I’m put a happy little wool right

Here I think this is actually lit up enough where [ __ ] doesn’t spawn inside that’s all I needed give me this one I like this here perfect I don’t like that one there either there so now he’s got all his wool that he’s getting ready to die I

Know this if if this was Bedrock I would just put cauldrons in and I might put a cauldron in anyway just with water in it then you can like yeah I think I’ll do that actually uh I don’t have any cauldrons but I think I saw iron in

Here put a bunch of this [ __ ] away too okay now I think I have iron here yes there we go and pop this back put the lights in here for now TR think of where that Lantern come from but I remember right now I never put it there no I what you doing

Taking it cauldron I already forgot oh it’s seven for a cauldron isn’t it God damn it seven what iron I was think it’s five but that’s a mine cart I’m going to have a nsky all right put a cauldron in here and I got to go get some water for it

I got keep a I should keep a bucket in my ender chest too in fact I’ll put a whole stack of them in there never know when you’re going need a whole stack of buckets always need a whole stack of buckets uh that can be in

Missing oh the gas head oh do I have a ghast head do I have a cow head there’s the proof I gave you all those things cuz you looked in that block you looked in that box that where I put all your stuff okay I do have a

Gas head but I don’t have a cow head that’s weird I thought I did I never there we go actually killed a killed a cow or a head oh let’s see he’s got to have a little workstation let’s get some get some more stairs here maybe a little slab from between

Perfect maybe we don’t have that luxury take that that off even we go maybe just yeah maybe have a little another little counter like there and you can come over here and you can work and it comes over here like dunk the wall oh that’s not going to

Work really don’t want to keep taking these off but I think it’ll look fine that will not look fine actually a loom he needs a loom which means I need where’s your Weaver house I want to see it my Weaver house it’s over here by where I am I

Don’t know where the [ __ ] you are at my house I’m at your house well I’m not at in my house outside of my house uh like near the sweet Garden no out outside the wall oh okay definitely going to need a loom which maybe we should go over on

This side looks like a house over here this T here before there it is oh it looks pretty sweet in here maybe we should have two looms he’s a professional you know he’s showing off his Loom swag where did you uh where’ you get this wool from huh uh some

Loser did you uh did you pay for this wall yep friendship [Laughter] let’s see let’s give him a little table this is where he eats all alone because his Weaver wife died years ago tragic accident a sheep ate her face off holy sheep oh you know what let me get

He just sits on a little pad on the floor and then just in case actually let’s do this the other way let’s do this like so are you putting sheep out here yeah I’ll put a few up there do you want to D them in ridiculous colors like all 16 of them or

Whatever no I was just going to do him white cuz he’s like he dies that’s that’s so he’s got the little Vats inside his for dies die entire sheep yeah I know but in the low you can’t think about the lower torch what won’t somebody think about the

Lore I made him a little can ring your Bells now I should start making banners that’s what I should do does use a lot of wool oh it doesn’t yeah like it’s a fair amount okay instead of those oh you need Lo for it as well don’t you yeah take

These let make them a little little shelf unit gate that didn’t work um out of my way nerds do it on here does that work yes okay good all right this is where he keeps all his tailoring trinkets he has many like four well he’s not going to

Have four he’s going to have like one plant oh [ __ ] can I even do anything in here does it matter what color W you use Yes actually especially when you’re copying them you have to start with the same amount I don’t think I could actually do anything with

This damn it so what you’re saying is I should bring okay well I’ll take this down then it I’ll put each flower pot on top you know what iuck it I’ll just do it this way cuz I can’t put anything on top of that because that’s there I can’t put anything down there

Either but if I did this [ __ ] I can’t do that either party in here we did I wonder if there’s anything that goes up over top that I don’t know how the loom works well you oh yeah make a banners is hard you just basically you have to put dyes in

It dyes and wool and stuff like you put a banner and then you put some dyes in and you can change what it looks like how do you even make a banner six wool and a stick oh I don’t know I’m looking in here I want one of

These don’t anything to put in it let me get my shears there’s ferns everywhere around here he just maybe went outside and grabbed one yink yeah put a little F here put it up here on top and then I think I’ll get a we get one of those bigger pots put it

In there the bottom or a oh maybe another cauldron actually that’s not a bad idea that’ll look good in there what you’re trying too hard man no I’m trying just the right amount I disagree why wouldn’t you try to make it look good if you’re going to be walking around near it

Exactly that’s the problem when most people play at this game they don’t take the time to make it look extra good I’m not saying this is extra good this is kind of a mess down here but it works but what happens is now it looks like maybe someone actually lives

Here you’ll put his bed over here in the corner he’s got his little plant keeps above his sink with his little cabinet you know we give him another we’ll give him another little shelf over here put [ __ ] on maybe not there exactly we put over here now you can put stuff up

There this this Iron Golem’s taking a bit of a a bit of a kick in here well they have 100 hit points so that’s probably why it’s so much [ __ ] that I don’t want to deal with we go give him an old school red bed CU why

Not has a little sitting pad in front of his Loom should do an armor stand how many layers can you put on a ban ah bunch I don’t know the exact number let me go and grab [ __ ] for an armor stand here I think I have some more in

Here n there or there must be up here good I’ll make a couple where’s my leather yeah I know that it doesn’t make sense that he’s going to have leather stuff on his thing but we’ll just have to pretend it’s like wool shirts cuz what else are we supposed to

Do there’s no wool shirts in the game okay so let’s dye those up uh we’ll do a blue one and we’ll do a purple one because that’s the colors he has in his shop which do you need rad dye no I got CH I got

Roses I also have plenty of red TI what are you not here purple and blue I guess he’s just the Weaver he’s maybe not the clo whatever it doesn’t matter maybe he does both that’s why he’s so popular that’s why his house is nice because he’s is the

Weaver and the Candlestick maker or whatever cobbler the butcher the baker I could make a cobbler just put a whole bunch of shoes in there bunch of leather boots all up in the grill [ __ ] there’s no place to put [ __ ] in here one there one here

I guess he has looms so he he makes clothes why wouldn’t he uh excuse me that’s good to know though you can switch your lra out does that mean you can do it with your regular armor yep I didn’t know that there how did you not even I knew

That and I’m an idiot yeah is there Reed to be like that you never used to be able to equip stuff from your hot bar no excuse me ex no we’re not we’re not playing this game this place looks kind of nice it’s got his bad I need to put

Something on his shelf we’ll put another plant up there maybe a little cherry blossom happy little cherry blossom what about happy Come a painting too why not nobody else got to see my awesome dragon memorial thing well you can show it off now I’m doing it right now

Wow one of these days one of these is going to be a cherry blossom just cut the [ __ ] plant down maybe I think I have one I got plenty at the house I just didn’t want to walk all the way over there there we go now I got some the rest will be

Composted I forgot I was still wearing a cow head nice oh sorry Cherry sapling not cherry blossom cow there that looks real SC there’s a better way to do that I don’t know if there is one I don’t know it Bonk Bonk what can he put on his shelf I

Wonder oh maybe a little light oh no he’s got plenty of light up there we need light it downstairs actually I actually have to off tonight I’ve got an education day tomorrow well that’s in three minutes I might have to work too actually uh I know when we were

Just starting it was telling me I had to so I assume that maybe still have to the icon is still up on my phone so that probably means I do do you need more ancient de bris no I have enough now damn it what should I put on that

Thing I don’t even know it would go up there whatever let’s put up a painting for him put right here too big too big hold on I need some blocks here we can maybe do a two by two if we did it up here that no not not off center like that it

Will bug me every time I come in here there we go maybe we’ll give him another one over here by his by his remember when I said I needed blocks of quartz yes I was a bit incorrect on the amount you said you needed 10 Stacks so

I so I make sure I got you at least that much when I went I have nine and a quarter Stacks left yeah maybe you didn’t need as many as you thought he’s got himself a nice little rug because he’s the Weaver he can afford a rug he made a rug

Excellent oh go get a oh I’m going to get one you’re like this put that away pretty productive night for me I built a a whole Weaver’s house I built a wall you did get too uh and do need one more thing hope I have some this is where his plate where he

Eats his supper by himself see no one eats over here not since Linda died Linda I guess that’s her name I don’t know he even sold the double bed oh hold on we’ll make the story right oh no out of red wool yeah definitely have to go get

Some I don’t think I have any more anywhere just stealing it from my place no no I have I have tons of red wool oh yeah you had your own red wool thing there we go I know what I’m going to put up on the thing oh God you’re going to

Laugh better if I don’t laugh it’s not worse it’s so depressing you’re going to laugh are you putting Memorial up there for Linda no Linda’s plate on the Shelf because it never gets used anymore oh poor Carl Carl the Weaver oh look and I didn’t even realize

This two looms I bet one of them was Linda’s oh my I just like the worst dramatic [ __ ] story for a Minecraft server yep it’s all about the roleplay now one day I’ll drag a villager over here oh I should put up how do I make one of those

Signs one of those new signs I wonder probably yeah uh oh probably wanted out of mang right no I’m GNA make it out of pink oh I wasn’t I was going to do it out of mango but now I’m going to do it out of pink hanging

Sign oh I probably don’t have enough sticks probably takes like 11 sticks or something okay I don’t know how to make one all right oh here we go I have to jump off okay buddy I’ll be done in like two minutes anyway so Jesus Christ stripped all stripped logs

And two chains at least he get six of them Jesus I think I gotta go make chains I don’t think I even have that many I’ve got chains in my storage area oh here I can shut off the torch cam for you a sec all right where we go okay there we

Go okay now one last thing and then we’ll be done one two three man have a good evening you too have fun of your seminar tomorrow I won’t but that’s okay yeah well I tried all right later bro see you it’s not my miscellaneous box is

It of course not that is where they should go however speaking of which put those back sleep and now I’ll go get my I think I only have one chain I might have to make another one think it’s over here yeah only the one it’s okay though got plenty of

These I I should take these with me to Planet so it’s in my box oh I can see my cursor again cuz Parx turned off that’s the weirdest thing and it only does it with Java too I think because like uh the only thing it does with is Minecraft or maybe there’s something

Else we used that was Java that was I forgot to make the sign I don’t remember okay Cherry hanging sign put over here Carl be weaving there we go now I just I’m going to do uh I want to do that in a different color I wonder what color would stick out actually that sticks out pretty good Just In Black I think I’m just going to put the wax on it so that nobody can

Edit it so that torch sees it and laughs next time or makes fun of it and it will we’ll call her a stream just got to get some beeswax then it can’t be edited which I like it would be nice too if you could like put it back in your

Inventory unedited maybe that’s not needed though strike two through texting Linda’s name would be kind of funny too here we go Carl and Linda’s weaving the saddest weaving shop in the village poor Carl but that’s going to do it for this one everybody thanks for dropping

By we we will see you and oh let’s see if there’s anybody to actually I don’t have time to raid never mind I forgot I have work so we’ll see everybody in the next one