EPIC Cave Hunt! Unleash Your Minecraft Powers

It seems like a new breed of horror has recently spawned on the interwebs that I’ve become aware of from I don’t know some guy it’s literally his name the cave dweller from God’s seller scary huh I’m not actually doing a skit I’m trying to make sure my camera’s good

And today ladies and gentlemen we’re going to be hunting that cave dweller the plan today is so simple that I genuinely don’t want to do an intro anymore and I’m already on the game Bros look at me bro Jer Johnson I’m going to let y’all Su know the game plan right so

I did specific oh my I’m you’ve got to be kidding huh all right walk and talk with me like his kindergarten y’all okay so I did modify the game just a little bit just so it’s not super Bland I only got like 20 mods not too many I need to

One get my resources and weapons up two I need to find the location of wherever this sucker resides and then three we’re just going to have to go from there bro playing Minecraft I’ll be playing Minecraft I’ll be playing to playing playing playing the mine this water is

Beautiful oh my goodness bro most people in real life don’t see sites like this Village right there Perfect what is That not my problem hello Moment of Truth please give me some diamonds I mean I guess it’s cool bro but three pairs I mean I guess I can give the cave doer some freaking pants before we fight or something like what the freak is the point of three pairs y

Suckers know this is single player holy freck as long as I do this right hold on I think it’s I think this is good yep oh no no no This is such a boring how do you live day to day with nothing dude now you must be one of the monks no way I just heard a freaking villager take a dump dude another one oh my God bro at least I know they’re coming out clean I’m coming baby I’m

Coming what’s up sweetie where are you I got you baby I got you baby here here here just eat up eat up eat up eat up come on you’re mine let’s go are you sitting come on that reminds me of the cat distribution set what is it called that is the cat distribution

Effect in full effect bro people are just taking cats from other so I’m going to call you Lucifer Lucifer our plan today is we’re going to be hunting this sucker called the cave dweller right uh I’m currently I think on day three or four right uh

Nice iron right down there baby I’m I’m going to be completely serious y’all my nerves are kind of bad right now bro cuz I’m nervous I don’t want to get ran up on when I’m just trying to get some some materials and then dip that’s you okay thank you don’t

Scare me don’t scare me don’t scare me what was that all right no I need stop stop stop stop stop stop focus focus focus ow freck Frick that’s tough that’s what I didn’t want to fight cuz I know these suckers hurt hard all right with this

Little iron that we do have though I can make a shield so sorry I’m so sorry I’m oh my God I hate the cat oh my goodness oh my God my nerves are high Lucifer you know I love you baby that definitely is something that’s not

In the base game I don’t think that was zombie in sounds it’s to my I want to see bro it’s a little too early for me to fight this sucker but I am a hunter Bro lufer we might need to cut our losses from this cave bro this is a little too dangerous they’re all around is there mult I think there’s multiple no no no what the when I tell y’all Su cuz that that genuinely scared me I’m going to tell y suck is exactly

What was going through my head bro I was about to get up and get out of this goddamn cave spend the next 40 minutes that I was going to cut out getting my iron that I needed and then I was going to come back and fight this sucker but he had other

Plans you have engorged yourself what the freak you’re feeling a little slow and inefficient for how long what the freak else do you want me to eat dude rocks this might be an opportunity but unless I do this wrong I’ll die but if I do this right this could be a really

Good opportunity perfect I like this I like where this is going hey bro just let you know they got slaves over there bro serious yeah far far over there bro they got slaves dude it’s your slaves bro it’s your iron golem actually matter of fact I don’t see you guys hav one

Here oh wait there you do hold on let me try this again thank you how many how many is that 16 16 out of 11 that’s that’s a full set moment of the truth I’m looking quite medieval cuz I don’t know if they have alls but if alls work the way I

Think they will if I give them arrows once I kill um one of these suckers actually matter of fact easy easy come on shoot sucker even easier bro release the beast oh shoot wait are you guys not my friends La bro can I ask you guys to bring me

Stuff back yo yo yo la la la he’s holding it oh he’s gone I hope I get my arrow back at least I only had one what’s up brother I might need your help this night can you help me look down all right he nodded go go thank you Jesus three bones

Is all I had too you know what I’m going to call you I’m going to call you Farley let’s do this bro also I got to name you too brother I’m going to call you Alice let’s do this here we go now I’m actually I’m actually kind of oh man I’m

Not going to lie I’m still nervous but I’m ready oh my god dude they know they know what they’re doing they know exactly what the freak they’re doing ow what’s up Dog which direction was that was that behind me or was that in oh freck I think it’s literally the direction my dog is looking at so what if we go down and under somewhere around here you said right doggy I need T do they not have

Coal at this level man first Iron and then Coal what was that did y’all hear that who is playing Tunes since when was that a part of the game it’s coming it was somewhere over Here I don’t know where he is dang that sucks man he’s somewhere around here though you heard that I bet you he’s where those other oh no no no what the freak I don’t understand him oh my god look how long I was in this freaking cave look at that time you see

Me shaking too 3 hours and 16 minutes of me being in cave in a cave 3 hours of my life bro just for this outcome I’m not going to lie y’all I started getting whooped by this sucker cuz he doesn’t give you a chance to like react if he’s

There he’s ah and then coming at you bro and oh my goodness and I’m just like spending the whole day grinding out my loot just to get Molly wops man I won’t lie something cool did happen what he’s just standing still he’s just stalking I don’t know what to do

Bro I didn’t think he would just just stalk you like that did you see what I just saw take notes this sucker is just like a weeping angel bro and at he’s an actual stalker that could explain some of the times when the sucker like got me

Caught me off guard he was stalking me from the GetGo that’s how he was able to get so close this is actually intriguing bro I’m about bro I’m about to get a thumbnail off of you bro oh yeah I’m getting some ad Revenue you not getting paid bro I

Am okay I I see dream do this sometimes this boat right here is my plan a this right here is my uh bootleg Plan B no freaking way he’s getting close dude it’s okay it’s Okay I Quit I try so freaking Hard I’m done