EPIC Chaos at Fairy Tail Guild! – ShiroTWT’s Wild Adventure

Don’t Fore spee [Applause] [Applause] foree [Applause] foree spee [Applause] [Applause] Speee [Applause] Okay uh you called me I’m going to go on a Mission because they need me right now the Miss where the grand magic cancel I’ll be gone for a few months so don’t act out all right so am I in charge or um as of right now the vice Master will be in

Charge that man he hasn’t even been here for weeks or months probably years I’ve been doing this job for like 5 years now I I he’s probably laying quiet that is my decision so there is no changing It okay when will he be here probably before I’ll leave or in a week okay good now that’s all I wanted to say all right I I’ll go back to do my work bye it’s oh [ __ ] oh too much [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] what is what’s that noise what the what the

[ __ ] oh hello uh I don’t know why this seemed I wasn’t expecting you to be here so soon what’s happening I mean why why else would you be in the office I don’t know okay let’s see here well we got to get you ready we got

To go and do some Guild [ __ ] come on okay I guess you even got the paperwork set up and everything what paperwork you didn’t even do the paper Pap on me oh my okay why I told s that’s why I told Sasha not to do that

Not to trust you oh my any yeah yeah you’re nothing what about the woman with axe weapons woman with ex what are you talking about scary woman what about s yes don’t worry about as right here so okay hey guys uh right him okay where where is everyone

Else I don’t know we’re the first two we were the first two here I believe or you guys were already here so okay okay okay okay I guess we’re second in that yeah we’re second we’re second second I don’t know I don’t know everybody else is god um h Are you sure you guys are only people here I mean you didn’t really around yeah we didn’t look around we just got we just we like we just got here yeah cuz we live in a house but we didn’t really get to like yeah we didn’t we

Didn’t take us that long we like right next door we kind we kind of need more God whatever this is W get more [ __ ] organized yeah yeah I guess I guess we can sit and wait until they get here yeah oh wait it’s fine like are we in a rush like um we’re

We’re got to go to a guild party so oh Guild party oh that I totally forgot those things existed damn I don’t I don’t pay attention I don’t pay to Guild activities was it like people so it’s going to be interesting it’s going to be interesting

Okay no yeah yeah we’re just waiting for everybody else I don’t know where they are yep and oh St come on uh I’m good all righty yeah yeah yeah since they’re not here yet we might as well just head over there they’ll probably meet up with usell

How’s it going oh hi there there was uh there was some combat going on got quite heated and you know I like to handle those matters myself yeah I understand that by we need a sparo actually all right yeah red red versus red is crazy hey he’s he’s a really good

Fighter he’s really fun anyways red uh he would probably beat me I’m quite literally the personification of anger yeah but he’s good sparring good sparring have yall noticed these Shady shops these oh yes there’s one I think one there’s one near every Guild Hall um that does look super cool and awesome

Totally I’m leaving itally not where you get maded yeah I I have not been to Fair uh what was the way again fairy saber you mean Fairy Tale Fairy saber I said uh okay this way this way tot visit my Cafe someday it’s too bright makes

Me I make amazing pastries I don’t think that’s kind of my cup of tea uh oh I see what you did there yeah yeah don’t insult to make you a bad joke oh there’s one joke and made me angry whatever that is I’m guessing they’re already over there huh

Yeah are we late since no one’s coming out of there uh we probably late because ofy are are read the last words go back yeah does it really matter if we’re late um Nice nice wow they really decorated like I think it looks really nice in here yeah I’m I’m I feel like we’re inor a little bit sometimes only about only for the decoration everything else I think they weak huh no okay oh I don’t know just people went missing every like every few

Years I’ll take this they did every few decades yeah it was given to me I’m going need a I’m going need a bottle if I’m going survive this night thank you I need this I need this oh thank you I I’ll pillars I’ll take both honestly I feel that pillows would look good

I look like I feel like pill they they would look great they would look really look great yeah yeah okay later we’re going to go and grab some okay we’re going to steal a pillar okay we’re going to replace you with something I know I

Don’t know what you want me to do I have light magic I got I don’t got trap magic or something oh no we’re just going to take we’re just going to legit just take it okay just take it we don’t we don’t care if it’s uh just make

Me angry there we’re in a we’re in a guild Paul my friend I just I just had Party by this weird dog creature so I decided to come behind is it the one that’s sitting behind you I of food yes is exactly that one oh oh interesting you know as e as I

Can I don’t know I expl to this [ __ ] I just find you know as as Raph it’s just kind of entertaining to uh as literally the personation of anger it’s just entertaining to squeeze the life out of someone is this guy normal no no he’s not also I’m both me

And you are one to speak you’re eating soup with your bad [ __ ] hands and an open mouth I don’t know how to use Fork you remind me of GL you use a spoon the spoon you use for soup you hey gluty but you know you have enough you have

Enough R inside you to excuse that I don’t want to be here anymore fine leave that I don’t want you either okay I I’ll like one beer Please wait what the this is that is that giant Pug call animal do you need call Animal Control thank you very much it talks It’s Kind exceed bro um I’m a c i not a you’re you’re a you’re a cat you’re a cat a cat yes um he know where he is

If he wants to if he wants to be a cat let him be a cat yeah don’t Smack me for my deformed face then C it’s oh it’s more de for yeah you look like a full on dog like I pug even actually I can recommend you do some next plastic

Surgeons yeah yeah that that might be helpful mhm face reconstruction and stuff like like you’re your tongue sticking out and everything would such me S or mams s or madams you can tell them okay I don’t judge anyways just having to a nice meal and you insert me to my

Face I mean what what exactly are you eating here a steak you’re you’re having steak yeah that does make sense actually yeah you’re a dog so [ __ ] okay yeah yeah let let let the dog be delusional yeah you son of a [ __ ] where’s your fish don’t like I

Don’t I don’t know you don’t like fish you don’t like fish don’t like fish oh this is not ex this this like a malformed dog exed I guess I I don’t nothing about that yeah get me another beer please if I’m going to make it through this now I’m going to need

Another give me some wine actually thank you apple juice going to grab that what apple juice what Apple oh okay how old are you yeah yeah I am I am 177 oh makes sense okay yeah yeah yeah you’re one you’re uping me um Okay now you could learn to eat with your mouth closed what eat with your mouth closed you don’t need to be staying out half your food when you eat whatever old man I mean how I want num W you shouldn’t you shouldn’t be telling someone to you shouldn’t be telling manners I

Mean oh I can sense that this one doesn’t care for manners I can sense that he doesn’t really have a care for such things it’s food what do you expect yes I agree actually see another non- loser unlike you you’re [ __ ] weirdo I can sense a lot of you I respect

Here speak just loate yourself not a violent violent sure mean I kill I Kill Devils for a living so if you want to call that violent oh oh uh what do do do you not like I thought oh oh oh what’s happening stop being Stop what uh you want to tell or should I sure we’re both Devils yes I I am literally the personification of anger well you don’t plan on eating anybody right not not really I you’re fine well I did once that’s something else just I only killed Devils I like to

You know kill people for whatever cuz if I kill them then the people of the village give me stuff like food and food but what is the point of that if you know you could just kill them and take the food that’s just got [ __ ] isn’t it but also it’s

Easier but also I’m just really good at killing devils like kind of a p time of M I’m just saying you might as well cut out the middleman you know maybe but like I mean do you like needing to do something to eat or would you rather they’re just

Pake I mean I kind of already do that all the time what do you think I’m doing right now yeah he is not a guild member it even more I respect it even more I just kind of broke into this place you guys have [ __ ] security yeah so uh what’s happening

With your guild is it doing well o f Don’t Mind If I Do is he from your guild no I don’t think so maybe yeah maybe no I don’t know probably not we your guys’ deal I don’t you going to ask me if I’m angry again wait oh you’re you’re a different person

Oh God I I totally just mistaken you for another redhead just earlier my cake you talking about did they oh that little pug that that think to a cat Okay uh this is unfortunate yeah um What Guild are you from what are you from are you I oh a different cake hell yeah don’t think I just I didn’t not part of any I just broke into this place wait wait wait wait what huh yeah I don’t know what’s happening to be honest I

Just some I heard a dog creature say party and party means food so I just kind of broke into this place and then now I’m just eating your food that’s really fair honestly I I don’t know if I do that but I do that maybe I’m not sure

About this whole Guild thing but like you know if I get food here it sounds pretty sick you’re not from my guil so I don’t give a [ __ ] you’re not from my guil but also I don’t know my yeah I mean this is not even my Guild Hall so I

Don’t really care you can I don’t give a [ __ ] yeah Goe if I just beautiful yeah yeah do me a favor and maybe ruined a place a bit you Know been doing that to be honest I kind of stole I got I had to kind of stole some wine earlier oh yeah just better than this beer crap gross let’s see oh this is some good chicken like gu it was you oh and you just there’s there’s the Pug what okay

Now luckily I did have some chicken left over don’t mind if I just oh yeah yeah that’s what I’m talking about myet you just ate that on my hand mhm yeah um that’s that’s something now now there’s food here now I’m sad um I’m Chiro I’m from Jam sword I’m the one

That helps Sasha a lot you know are we I don’t know what that means uh I’m ather oh yeah yeah um probably yeah yeah I know that um I’m ather I’m from Fairy saer and I am apparently important I don’t know why oh anything I’m psyche hi psyche this is your guild and

You’re you’re just okay I don’t know where any of my guild members are um yeah you don’t mind if I eat this place up pass and home right just don’t cause damages to the building I think I’d get in trouble if you do that you don’t mind if I take

Some of this wine with me home right I don’t remember research you’re a v I Think well if you’re second you’re not first so it’s kind of sucky to be honest I what if you’re second then you’re not first so sucky I know how to count what what if you’re not second you’re not first that means you’re trash yeah but um first is the worst second is the

Best and I don’t know how the rest of that goes what mean the barn Happ this this is someone that just came into your guild start eating everything and you’re just see oh I will do there there are so many food on the table I I will clean up

This place when I’m done here um I bet I I don’t remember if I get in trouble if he does that so I totally not no no you you no you would never get in trouble at all no he did he’s invited yeah yeah he’s invited Yep mm you’re

Ly no no he’s a construction worker also I mean like um you know you could totally you can totally help me with like uh some I have another okay hi I guess if if that’s what the going with yeah yeah yeah yeah wait what pills right there they they definitely need

Some working right there right I think you do that don’t do that um if I gave you both um blue orchids would you stop what’s a what’s that something you probably can’t eat but you could try anyway damn it I don’t remember you could try I don’t remember

What happens if you read it we will totally listen to you and never do anything bad I’m going thr flowers at your yes we will totally listen if you just give me the orid I won’t do anything anyways yeah he won’t do anything at all what if I throw flowers at you

Like really hard um I got Shadow they’ll disappear in some Shadow somewhere Else oh she gave she gave you like four um I don’t know what happens if you eat them but you could try yeah yeah any anyway so so me and this guy are going to go and talk um you have fun eating [Applause] yeah what the [ __ ] is happening to my godamn I bet gluttony can do it better than you come on you God construction we’re construction get the [ __ ] away from my goddamn pillar it was it was one inch to the left and it was supposed to be one inch to the right you

Know we way of doing kind of off yeah get off the damn thing I can and will attack you all I did I did all that insulting for nothing yes yes you did I’m still gonna get it don’t worry I’m gonna get it okay