EPIC Chaos on Minecraft’s Anarchy Bedrock Server!

This is the start of the [ __ ] peepee drug episode everybody welcome to peepee jug minecraft be blunted is here whoa he’s awfully close to me i’m not here i’m just in the generating world oh i’m here it’s a pretty sick world well that’s because you’re on pc and you’re cheating i’m

On xbox oh yeah dude i got my graphics on high i mean i’m recording at 720p even though i could record in 1080 probably but just starting out with a new game you know oh yeah [ __ ] i made a skin dude you can make a one

Oh god no why do we spawn in a tree i’m going down ow out my way hey i responded on the ground give me back i’m just trying to help you i’ll give you your map you just wait okay i want my map i want my starter map

I’m coming i’m digging up i’m gonna get that wood hey there’s your map thank you just for you we got some sand here i we should probably like i guess we should get some wood we’re in a jungle i don’t know i feel like we need a

Desert so we have a [ __ ] ton of glass what do you think we’ll just see what’s around we’ll just get this [ __ ] started all right you just slow the [ __ ] down okay bud hmm they’re right you know we need a crafting table we need some wood tools

We need to get it all right today and speak runner versus hunter that’s interesting though speed runner versus someone hunting them to try and cut the speed run have you never what do you not watch uh any of uh i think his stream oh no

I know that he’s become a big guy in the past year but i haven’t watched it yeah i i watched a couple of his videos like a few months ago and i swear the dude was at like maybe a million subscribers and now the dude is at like 10 million subscribers

Yeah you like yeah i should watch it hurt is good all right crafting table boom where are you what i’m crafting bro i need a pickaxe give me a sword give me a shovel give me a give me a hole [ __ ] it give me an axe oh no

I can’t make an x because i made a that’s hole you can’t turn onto a housewife dog yeah it’s unfortunate i don’t ever [ __ ] with no hoes i just get the pickaxe the shovel dude hoes are important okay i mean try and downplay hoes but if there were no hoes

In the world it would be a sad place oh this is big facts i mean i was talking about you know posing minecraft i love real hoes oh yeah all right i was just trying to make sure you know all right where’s where’s my axe so i gotta make more [ __ ]

Block planks yeah there we go oh i can right click to just click all i’m still learning pc controls how the [ __ ] do i make an axe do i not have enough wood for you game i have an axe what’s the recipe i need more sticks

Yeah you need sticks dog okay i was like do i need to get more wood to make sticks look i’m already on my way to having a stone set of tools all right i’m gonna make a boat while i’m here oh i use my shovel i need another shovel

You’re a [ __ ] idiot your man’s already found iron dawg i already found iron i still don’t have an axe it’s cause i made a boat why did you make a boat you never know what you’re gonna need one man all right let’s see crafting table oh god oh god

I’m so used to like playing this game on the switch that like ah sick dude you built a hole already we don’t even have a feel for this place yet and you’re already building holes there’s islands out there bro there’s melons oh the sweet melon i want to get this melon here bruh

Bruh i just i found iron okay i don’t want to hear [ __ ] about [ __ ] because i already have iron i am practically a god how does this work i have melons dude so you come talk to me when you’re starving with your iron okay you’ll be eating rotten flesh well i’m

Oh and i have cocoa beans dude we already have trade you trade me oars for melon and cocoa bean uh i have a wood set of tools for you not a bad offer maybe sweet in the pot with a little bit of stone and a few sticks

I’m not sure if i can bring me two chickens and a goat we’ll talk uh we need java to get the goats though how you get your sheep maybe potentially this looks like a big ass jungle yeah dude i’m just trying to find your hole oh here

I like the weird glitchy noises there’s glitchy noises sometimes it happens on the switch like oh yeah it makes me feel safe i’m just trying to build a nice little staircase down bro i need we need to be able to walk up and down we can’t just do that thing we

Did last time on the test run where we just keep taking suicide suicide falls down the down the bunghole oh [ __ ] actually you know what you’re probably right i hear spiders over here i love spiders you know me oh i got coal i don’t hear the spider

Boy spider is a [ __ ] [ __ ] oh you [ __ ] i hear you where the [ __ ] you at dog i hope it’s not a poison spider i hope it is i’ll touch this bubble do it all right spiders are lost guys [ __ ] it yeah staircase is kind of a lost cause too

Seeing as i found a uh well vein of what is it coal hey stole my coal oh no you have a better pickaxe i caught the [ __ ] dog all right all right all right stone jewel stone pickaxe stone shovel i’m alone yeah i don’t think i need a i don’t

Think i need a stone sword yet probably fine let’s make another boat before i make an ass all right so i’m thinking i want to play this on uh like if we ever fight each other i think keyboard and mouse would make a lot more sense yeah cuz like

It’s my boat yeah because you don’t get aim assist that’s why you want to play keyboard maps well either that or i’m going to turn my sensitivity [ __ ] up all right i’m going back out to the surface got some sand over there it’s about to be nighttime dude

Oh yeah i just should i keep making a staircase or are we gonna like that staircase is already made i know but you made a deeper hole here it looks like oh it don’t go nowhere no okay i got a [ __ ] ton of melons now dude it’s like 2b2t

And start hacking i love melons this is the the newest anarchy minecraft bedrocks ever [ __ ] you fit mc you’re a [ __ ] yeah we don’t exactly have hacks but um where to get but like it’s straight anarchy watch this well it’s ready oh yeah cat we can eat the cat right

Uh i got melons dude i don’t know i don’t think you can eat the cat you just [ __ ] kill get in the water [ __ ] i’m allergic to cats dude if i can’t eat it then it should go normally this is not how i like to do things but this

Is how oh we don’t even have a [ __ ] bed dude yeah we are all right we’re staying alive oh let’s get let’s get in the boat let’s get in the boat yeah [ __ ] that let’s go i’ll go kill things you want to kill thee oh but look how fast i am

Oh shit’s in the water they’re trying to kill me help yeah yeah see do you look at this [ __ ] kill this bird oh he gave me feathers these drowns are swarming on me i would have tried it but not like this oh i think you just gave me bird meat oh

I gave you feathers we need sheep and we need cows yeah that’s true we also need scaffolding why why do we need skeptics trust me it’s gonna come in handy later if we leave god did you fall in a hole no creep touched me in an inappropriate

Ways well there’s a creeper down here too careful he’s hanging out on the beach oh i can’t wait to destroy the beach and turn it all into glass um so like this is a pretty dope jungle we could live here oh there’s something growing down there in the ocean too

Oh that’s a ocean thingy i think it’s just like i don’t think it’s dope oh i didn’t mean to do that [ __ ] stop i meant to do that but i’m so used to playing on my [ __ ] where i have like feather falling and all the cool things

Yeah what up spider i feel like there’s not a lot of mobs right now what’s this difficulty on normal oh okay it’s not bad though maybe it’s taking it easy on us since we just started oh it’s just today junior such a big jungle i want to see

What’s around but what if we’re just you know it’s in a rare let me get my map out just to see what we’re looking at here yeah you can you can fill out the maps all right we have to walk in this direction i’m heading in order to

Stay on the map because we’re starting out at the top okay um let’s go around here yeah can’t wait to make a shield i know a lot of minecraft players talk [ __ ] about people who use shields but i’m all about it dude you wanna know why skeletons skeletons [ __ ] suck [ __ ] you zombie

Give me that t-bag yeah oh yeah i get wrecked oh you’re birdie you want some cocoa beans [ __ ] that bird oh dude if you give the birds cocoa beans they explode it’s like shoving an m80 up a bullfrog’s ass like they said in joe dirt i need melon

Oh there we are oh just stop trying to flex on me you want to talk about melons like i ain’t got none [ __ ] ass skeleton hoe yeah i don’t want to go i don’t want to go caving yet i want to it’s on top i want to get some [ __ ] for living

Yeah we need to get me get me i need to [ __ ] make love do it a big prison oh there’s a lot of skeletons over here bro i don’t like that there’s like three or four of them uh oh just kill the creeper they’re shooting each other which is kind of sick

I’m gonna let them fight and i’m gonna try and come to you he’s aim assisting me what uh we kind of veered off course we need to turn to the left a little bit turn into the left right onward i’m turning left oh we’re all turned left again oh

That creeper couldn’t even explode wood tools are op they need to be nerfed ow but you’re supposed to jump in the water dummy oh i missed this jungle is huge band these aren’t like nintendo switch worlds do you even do the water bucket thing so that’s how i

Get down from high places in my world once i have iron that’s what i will be doing everywhere i go i do it but sometimes i don’t it depends it’s not something i probably do a lot i do it all the time oh skelly man

I miss time it a lot you just gotta not do that yeah i need to get better now that i’m on pc you know it’s kind of i might play a little bit on controller because i feel like the the controller has a lot of like you can toggle crouch

And on piece on keyboard mouse you have to hold it and it’s a setting you have to turn on oh is it i didn’t see it but maybe maybe i can find it because oh [ __ ] yeah spread it [ __ ] out of here i’m taking these two nevermind oh i took a [ __ ]

Whoa we skipped over a part of the map somehow there’s a part of the map that just didn’t fill in do i have to have the map out oh i’m getting sad oh oh are we almost out of the jungle yeah dude there’s a mountain biome over here

That’s where i want to be i’ll make us some dumb [ __ ] over there dude oh yeah we can mine for emeralds dude this is it there’s ice there’s ice right stairs yeah yep we saw it at the same time dude get in the boat don’t need to steer the boat wait one

Controller i imagine it’s gonna be easier oh yeah i’m in go it looks really glitchy with two oh there’s dolphins what a shitty [ __ ] ocean get good scrub