EPIC Christmas Pub Crawl in Minecraft 2023 – Day 12

Welcome to another white berum Broadcasting channel program you are watching the annual Christmas pub crew with your host Mr White let’s see where he is today oh well Jamie um we’ve made it to another Pub we’re still in France apparently I don’t know what happened after I after I drank the ender pearl

Beer I suddenly went into a went into a bit of a fit uh I may or may not have collapsed and had a mini stroke but what happened tell me specifics did you like maybe did you find a roller coaster did you go to different dimensions and a

Dragon did you oh wow ready did you see that as well no oh that was just me coming up with ideas of you know a fun fun um a fun trip adventure yeah yeah so um good it’s weird that you where are we uh we’re on a place called valandre uh

This is a sorry valand valandre nice it’s in on fron still um yeah and we are here today to see I’ve I’ve been keeping this one on my list for a little while it’s the uh the chevel Rouge the red horse and uh we need to go inside

And okay the chval Rouge we don’t have to oh it sounds like laundry and laundry we’re here in the valry oh I supp it does I suppose it does sound like an American accent version of the a laundry like if you saying yeah um that’s completely thrown me now a

Laundry let’s go on inside Chev rougeb Hotel restaurant what why are you missing words cuz you were I thought we were doing Hotel cute thing where you say one bit I say the other okay go on uh Le Hotel Rouge sorry okay I I failed there um right let’s go on in

And ask the bartender if he’s got any oh always is that do you think that’s kind of like you know funny or or you think that’s like angry that sign that well we’re in France it’s angry okay right so it’s a threat more than it is like a I

Think I think so like he’s he’s given me the eyes across the bar at the moment is he all right we like loitering yeah um yeah go in then should we go in was l too is it become awkward now should we leave oh no even more awkward now

Speaking a language we don’t understand oh to unfair uh sorry sir we we are here today no to conduct no you can’t sorry sir oh sir um I’m here today to conduct a um a questionnaire um for the annual Christmas pub CW magazine and your Pub

Is on the list of one of those that the House of Lords the Lords themselves wish to visit one day next year and I’m going have to write a little bit of a write up for them so they can come here and use the facilities properly so um do you

Mind if we start asking few questions TR see Spanish Al saying okay right um okay so I’ve got I’ve got a list of criteria um now if you do really well you can actually win yourself one of these which is the golden head the Prime Minister

Whiteb now to get one of these you must have a 15 out of 10 on a score uh which is very durable it is very doable yes um it can happen we gave the last Pub one for I don’t know drugging me um so anyway sir I’m going to ask you a

Few questions now um okay do you do you speak English oh I think I don’t speak French hello just found out thank you for the beer um now my first question is uh what is the distance from the bar to the toilets the

Bar to the to if you follow me got it oh oh do we have to do that as well you’re right you to the the bar there got to Mo quick yeah here there quick oh it’s down haven’t been down oh dear oh it’s a lovely little billiard’s

Room oh this is nice um oh this is really good this is lovely I like this good use of uh of cu’s oh oh it’s not how you play no you’ve just broken your stick on the he’s angry well he he’s a goat cross oh um calm down Go Bart kick him

Out disorderly oh what you’re a menace sorry I didn’t my finger slipped Oh um sorry what is this you want to go in this one there always the fun one this one looks like the fun one yeah there seems to be oh oh okay right um oh what’s this oh no why that one’s occupied sir it is strange uh it also needs to probably be

Why is it like multiple oh right okay um what are these toilets oh right toilet oh this is really nice yes there also toilet paper oh it’s the first I’ve seen oh it’s fantastic it really is and there’s a little lamp I like I like having a little lamp right in front yes

It is it’s a requirement isn’t it it adds a lot of atmosphere to the uh Abu performance is there oh there’s more this side as well oh these are I I get nice sort of Social Club Vibes with this it’s very nice do you want to play um I

Do actually yes uh yeah right okay I’ll get first okay ready oh yeah I got it in I’ll again what that’s not what do you mean you I got one in yeah Shing at me I got one in look at that that’s dangerous right yeah again oh yeah nice great and then go

What right we should probably I I don’t want to play with you anymore I think I’ve scuffed the felt yeah yeah um there’s a fire in here sir what D what he’ll be okay he may have had a spicy car for lunch but now you call that he’s aernal anyway you know

Like yeah he’s aernal he’ll he’ll be right he’ll be okay okay well we’ll leave we’ll leave him just slowly rotting down there then um right well my next question is uh can I see your gas meter oh I picked up my gas meter um just yeah hey just over the

Bar okay right thank you come over here I door here on Earth what’s happened you want I’ve been given this and this oh oh a bagette h cross that’s not a cross on this is a piece of meat now I’ve never had a meaty qu on before

But tastes great oh this is very very meat I’ve been given the best part of a dozen bagett well you know you’re in the right place yes a lovely Countryside of France oh there a beautiful picture of the Gran CH over there it’s beautiful oh yeah oh oh it’s now

Up oh no no um can I see your gas meter you can if you come around here oh thank you round not over sorry oh sorry I was definitely going just dive over the top then but I was told not to hang on oh look there’s a there’s a frog being

Prepared for a oh oh oh oh gas meter just around here yes sir yes I think your friend’s a bit busy I just love the I just love the look on his face all we have is a bell and a doorbell going or something oh oh okay

Um yes I believe you you’ve got gas um yeah go now yes you do have let me write this down so you do have a Sellar we we know yes on the Sellar um so what we done so far toilets uh strong uh too much Mickey though bit

Mickey Mouse actually I would say toilet’s bit Mickey Mouse um then we’ve got gas yes um just see you moving the corner of my screen um you do have a sell yes quite nice you have a yeser um it’s a very nice Pub yes um now my next

Question is do you have any rooms to stay in for the night we do have rooms oh lovely I’ll follow you out here um yeah my friend sorry he’s um he’s having a moment I’m not sure the drugs have worn off from from the last one um let’s

Just keep throwing baguettes at him I think he’ll be all right there’s a course um there we go he can survive for a while RS oh nice and toasty oh oh I think that brought him back to life I did yes oh jam we’ve we’ve sorry you you had a

Moment you um you weren’t here yeah I faed out for a bit then yeah you had to be brought back with with the normal normal fire ritual yeah it happens it does it’s okay it’s okay that’s the gas meter nice so um we’re going to head

Upstairs now okay go for I’ve asked for the bedrooms so um let’s go see what um what we’ve got I mean you’re invited if you wish to come that’s a bit weird oh why does this um is there something going on in this room go in no no no always going

Oh push on oh there’s a book what does it say if you’re reading this message then the goats got to me first PS sorry about the blood oh at least he was cons a conscien yeah he was he’s apologetic could do was just bleed on the bed well he has his bed Soden

Um but there’s a murder that’s taking place the um the victim’s still breathing slightly but he’s not me to be what you think the murder weapon was uh should we try the fire thing we did before yeah try it what bring him back yeah try it oh he’s um I don’t think

That’s a little bit further gone than I was oh no he’s up oh he’s up oh wow So Fire gets all the fake deers up right but this is this is the murder weapon I don’t know it might just be coincidence when you ask him these goats

Are quite the problem hey yeah hey Mr dead man hey you was this the murder is this okay I think I think he’s he was trying to put an insurance claim there Del he was I think oh no he’s he’s denying it no no then why aren you dead that’s extra fraud

Um let’s let’s leave him let’s leave him to St oh he’s oh I think he might not have been faking it well that’s that’s awkward um oh well oh well right we go there’s another one another one thank you what’s this room pushing oh this is a nice nice it’s quite Qui why

Oops why um and then this one I can confirm there are no more bodies good good I’m happy you’ve gone through each room first before us just to make sure there’s there’s no corpses just lying around and uh should be a thing upstairs there’s enough upstairs um go up the upstairs oh

Uh you have a little bit of a problem with a fire and oh no oh right oh is this the goat oh he it nice yeah he’s off what ruining the deug sir come back here he’s ruining the debugging you You’ you’ve killed a man you you you’ve broken minutes of

Typing and right clicking stuff with sticks glowing sticks glowing stick where’s he gone he’s lagged it I mean he’s killed someone who we may have also helped had a hand in killing um but he’s Leed it off there well um sir thank you for showing us your Pub um sorry about

The fire and the death I don’t think it was really our fault but we were we were kind of here for it bartender is always right yeah that’s that’s not true right oh no we’re off bye bye see you have a good one and there you have it another Pub

Has been T by Mr White let’s see where he ends up again tomorrow stay tuned