EPIC Clash: Noob Robot vs Pomni Guillotine

And here are our friends going home we’re waiting for them to go to bed that’s how I became a race walking champion this is all very interesting but I’m going to go to bed so don’t stay too late either there’s a lot to do tomorrow now you can go to bed tomorrow

I’m going to rob a bank great I think they are sleeping so now we’re going up there very quietly you go to JJ’s room and I’ll take care of Mikey steal it into the Crystal and run as fast as you can to the base okay we’re almost there in general you

Understand the plan and you can start see you later okay I understand everything then I start doing the task guy of course don’t be offended but I have no choice in general it’s time to run away from here as quickly as possible let’s all Run Away From Here

Boy 2 hours later has my beloved prisoner woke up so that you and I can have fun I decided to separate you and your friend first first I’ll execute you and then the exhausted JJ I’m so glad I came up with this plan this time I will

Definitely succeed and I will get back all my power ha oh what a headache oh where am I am I in some strange place again it looks like you have to go through some kind of Parkour here okay then let’s go through and hope I find Mikey I see where I need

To go the main thing is not to get too stuck in one place now you just need to gather your strength and jump like the last time and here we have the coolest trampolines I need to jump back beautifully and see what happens next although what can you expect from

Parkour traps here we have another difficult jumping over blocks I’m already scared to fall it’s too high here and here is the deception there are invisible blocks here in some places so that I don’t cheat and jump further than expected oh how nice it is to have a

Checkpoint here if I fall I can return to this place and continue my journey at least there is some moment of honesty here all I have to do is go out and find the people who put me here I have now completed one of the simplest parts of

The parkour map it seems to me that it’s easier not to do it anymore and finally another checkpoint I hope I’m already close to the end of the map because my strength is leaving me and I still don’t know where Mikey is here we have some kind of pillar with ladders not very

Easy but not the most difficult either the main thing is to jump correctly and catch on so as not to fall this is the end of the pillar then I see some ice blocks there will be a lot of slipping and falling from them but I think that I

Am strong and will pass all the tests here we have stairs again and then I see a small trampoline from experience I can jump and then I see some kind of stone tower this is where it will be difficult to jump and move a little to the side

So let’s not stop and continue our Victorious March I feel like I’m starting to like this parkour but don’t forget that Mikey is waiting for me somewhere or maybe he’s looking for me while I’m jumping here and now I already feel like I’m at the Finish Line although rather crooked I saw some

Trampoline blocks which means I’ll have to jump off beautifully and hope that I have enough inertia to fly to that passage here I am flying one two and I’m there there I see some red and green blocks I don’t like Red Blocks so let’s jump on the green ones here everything

Looks like that if I fall I will no longer be able to continue the passage okay I’m done with the blocks time for the stairs somehow I come across them too often but okay further I see we have a small island and a checkpoint I hope I

Won’t need it okay I’m already close to the end of this map there in the distance you can see some kind of platform and buttons I hope that I can now Reach This platform and not break anything another pillar but this time invisible my kidnapper is very original

I’ll find it and tell you my Impressions here we have some two buttons one is under the green block and the second is under the red one I don’t like either one but I have no choice so click so I found myself in some terrible place this is some kind of narrow tunnel

I hope Mikey is alive and well at the end I seem to hear a voice in the distance but he doesn’t look like Mikey although he’s very familiar to me Mikey do you like your position are your limbs numb anywhere otherwise I’m going to cut them off for you and it

Will be inconvenient if you are not comfortable before that what’s going on here does she want to execute Mikey oh have you come my friend I haven’t had time to deal with Mikey yet so you’ll be first of course of course or rather you will be the first and Mikey and I will

Be alive and well Mikey wake up quickly hooray Victory just need to wake Mikey up quickly oh how tired I am of not being able to take the souls of these two I need to try to grab them one by one so now I’ll do everything

Cleverly what a great day it is today you don’t need to do anything just gain strength and rest I hope no one will bother you today but for now we continue to have fun at the device who are you and what do you need what are you saying

Friend come and play golf this afternoon see you and I’m waiting ha he will definitely fall for this deception he doesn’t care who he plays golf with hooray today I will have not just relaxation but active Recreation some friend of mine invited me to play golf

In her yard I don’t really remember who it was from the voice but the voice is very familiar to me I hope that these are not scammers who want to kid naap me although who needs me great I’m there looks like one of my friends got very

Rich I arrived at the indicated address in some expensive area with Mansions I don’t see her but there are a couple of people on the field I’ll ask them where I should go where do the guys play golf I’m looking for a friend oh why are you

Beating me I’m leaving I’m leaving I’m just in the wrong field leave me alone I’m leaving here to 2 hours later my plan was a success JJ didn’t even think about taking Mikey with him which means now he can finally be destroyed hey are you going to wake up

It’s for the better though because being run over by a train is better passed out than conscious you did it too well he doesn’t even wake up from my blows okay keep an eye on him and when I give the signal tie him to the rails of my train

There I will move him don’t forget to leave a note so other guards can find us that’s all I went to prepare for execution it’s strange JJ went golfing and doesn’t answer me at all although he promised that he would be in touch if anything happened okay then I’ll go look for him

At the nearby golf courses I hope he’s there hey boy I know where your friend is what do you know where JJ is yes one of my friends from the Special Forces told me that he was kidnapped by an influential woman and kept in her mansion with guards I sent the address

To your phone okay thanks friend great according to the coordinates JJ is in the mansion that is right in front of me now I’ll get inside and free him only I see there are a lot of security here and I definitely can’t get through unnoticed but that’s okay with my sword no fighter

Is afraid of me this sword was created by great masters with enormous experience made from the best diamonds so it can withstand as many blows as necessary let’s attack already weaklings now I’ll show you who’s in charge here and who’s guarding the criminals Mansion for pennies I don’t know what business

She earned so much much money from to hire Special Forces but it doesn’t matter because I am the best soldier in this world and I will save my friend do you like it when I hit you or are you just giving in to me I just experienced more problems even with newcomers than

With you so I’m inside the house and I need to go to the very top because the hostages are hidden as far as possible so far everything is going very calmly the amount of security is just confusing why are there so many of them here I’m

Not in the Mansion of some president or someone like that but in any case he should have hired someone more serious somehow I even started to sweat a little guys this should be a compliment to you but okay jokes aside I already feel that

I am very close to the top floor of the building I hope everything is fine with JJ and he’s just waiting for me to come I have less and less strength I need to speed up already otherwise I could really lose to them if they suddenly

Attack me in a crowd without strength so let’s speed up it seems like this is the top floor and JJ is already waiting for me there and most likely there are a lot of guards I have festive blows to the face just for them keep it guys prepared for

Everyone the main thing is not to burst from the number of gifts I see some kind of chest here I wonder what’s in it wow here’s some kind of note for the staff what I mean JJ are going to move by train and what kind of Soul are we

Talking about I’m leaving immediately okay I’m there I see a train in the distance it looks like he’s not driving yet so I’ll have time to find the t-shirts on the road he should be nearby and here is my friend why are you lying down here get up quickly JJ the train

Will crush you now JJ wake up quickly maybe the blows will bring you to your senses everything is ready for my soul acceptance ceremony I want to do this nicely so now on my train I’ll divide JJ by two and I can start the soul capturing process thrust to the maximum

And forward to my old forces oh where am I Mikey why are we on the railroad it doesn’t matter it’s time for us to get out of here as quickly as possible before we get hit by a train you’re very right but what happened I’ll tell you later great in theory I’ve

Already moved it so let’s abandon the train and see where my vessel of the soul is wait where is he oh no it was stolen I still can’t catch these two without them I won’t be able to do my evil things I think that this time I

Will lure them under the guise of an invitation to the school of magic you just need to write a letter and deliver it through the postman and here’s the house from which I received a request to deliver the letter it looks scary but my job doesn’t

Cut me any slack please open hey is anyone home it’s the postman who came I’m running running now open good afternoon I have a parcel for JJ from a neighboring City pass it on as quickly as possible and don’t say from whom and now goodbye I have things to do I’m

Lucky I wasn’t stolen the house is strange and the resident is very ordinary but now let’s get to work oh what is that sounds who’s come good afternoon Postman did you bring something I brought you a letter the sender is unknown but they said something about magic in general this is

For you and it’s time for me to move on see you see you so what’s in the letter good afternoon we invite you and Mikey to study at our school of magic our coordinates are included here you don’t need to take anything with you we are waiting for you Mikey are you sleeping

Hey Mikey you and I have been invited to a school of magic it’s very close to us so let’s go there as quickly as possible wow not everyone gets this chance of course we ran there you know where they are of course I know come run after me

Quickly that’s all Mikey you and I are at the school of magic at least this address is on the map it looks more like a witch’s house but perhaps this is a good witch who will teach us her skills it will be your fault if this is the

House of an evil witch and not a school of magic I don’t want to be turned into a frog or something no need to come up with any nonsense now you and I will just knock on the door the good fairy will open it for us and teach us

Everything something doesn’t open but we are not weak we will go to the mountain ourselves if it does not come to us good afternoon is anyone here we came to learn magic By Invitation it seems to me that we didn’t come to visit but just broke into someone else’s house don’t

Worry our new teacher will come out of some room now wow what kind of doors are these and behind them there is a whole portal wow it definitely looks like a call to go in there you’re the first oh where are we some kind of dark

Place and more like hell than a secret house and all because there is no need to go through unknown portals let’s go back I hear from the sounds nearby that my friends have come to me to learn magic then it’s time to show them my first potion it will make them as tall

As dwarfs hey hi my friends keep it up oh no it’s the evil spirit again what have you done to us why are we so small let’s run Mikey how funny you are when you’re little where are you running away too we just started the game don’t pay

Attention to her and run wherever your eyes lead you she definitely won’t find us in this room where are you my friends I don’t want to hurt you I just want to take your soul and destroy this planet no need to take our souls someone help us stop running away from me friends

That’s all now that you’ve huddled in a corner you can give up great my babies are sleeping and now they definitely won’t run away the door is made of metal so it won’t be knocked down I’ll go take a nap before the ceremony oh no JJ we were locked in a

Cage we need to do something I think that my door breaking skills have not gone away so now I’ll try try to open it come on I Believe In You Second and hooray it’s ready now we’re running to look for the portal back I don’t remember where he was so now we’re

Looking at all the rooms but be careful there’s a door over there that’s open so let’s see what kind of room it is oops looks like our kidnapper is sleeping here now we leave here quietly and without noise and run to look further breathe more quietly JJ otherwise she

Will wake up and we won’t escape from here I see a descent down so there definitely must be a portal home near nearby otherwise I’m a little uncomfortable here and here is the treasured door JJ time to Rejoice that we are finally running away from here hooray hooray let’s get out of here

Faster then you’re right let’s go great we are in our world I quietly took two potions from there one will make us big again and the second will make us small so let’s start growing back I’m quitting bum wow Mikey you did great we’re big again but because you

Need to be able to steal and the GR growth reduction potion will be useful for our evil spirit if he comes Hello friends weren’t waiting for me I’m surprised you were able to escape but this is the end no it’s not the end how do you like our dwarfism potion what

Is it where did you get it from how dare you even use it on me I’ll be back and you’ll be finished we won cheers what a great movie I really like I would watch it again in fact the actors just perfectly got used to their role as Doctor of a mental

Hospital who is it there let’s see um some doctors probably got the wrong address good afternoon guys we have a call to this address they say two guys are acting strange and not quite themselves I don’t know who you guys are talking about there are no other guys in

This house besides us and it’s like we weren’t doing anything like that who called you okay you’ve revealed us an evil spirit called us to bring you to her in any way I immediately realized this and began to run away from you Mikey keep up

Ah let me go JJ help oh where am I why is everything here White and the wall is made of glass and then there is an iron partition Mikey are you okay yes everything is fine it’s just that you and I were captured Again by this Spirit

I’m already tired of her so you woke up and talked to each other be glad that I gave you this opportunity because this is the last time you were together this is my torture prison there are plenty of knives and my favorite circular saws to

Cut you in half in general relax while I prepare everything for our entertainment you won’t dare we will defeat you again like last time you always do everything dishonestly well good luck getting out of these cages and I’ll run to prepare my knives for the games you don’t be

Afraid I’ll think of something 2 hours later and so several hours have passed and nothing happens JJ felt bad and went to bed the right decision because he will need strength for the future now I’ll just break down this door because I can do anything and I can definitely get

Out of here maybe try to knock down this door otherwise she’s kind of weird well 1 2 3 Let’s Go hooray I was able to knock down this door it was not a very pleasant action but I have no choice wow there really are only knives here I’m

Even wondering what can be done with these circular saws it looks very scary so for the sake of Our Lives I will go to the spirit and avenge us you just need to look around here these are most likely dummy knives because none of them look sharp then you’ll have to go into

Battle without everything but I’m good at fist fights too oh I didn’t end up quite where I wanted I thought that I would go straight to the spirits Lair but there were some strange buttons she probably goes through this every time to end up in her base let me press the blue button

I’m scared to press but okay let’s go wow this is some weird place with four lava holes I should probably jump into one of them in theory the farthest one looks like what I need so so I’ll jump into it ouch it hurts so I found myself

In some kind of corridor I almost died but thanks to the water I extinguished myself now I need to get up from here and here I see a strange wall with a bunch of stairs it looks like if I go upstairs I will be where I need to be

And so everything turned out like this I was able to climb up these stairs and here we have some kind of room with a bunch of stoves probably one of them contains what I need to move on there I see two iron doors which means I need

Two two mechanisms to open them so there is one mechanism the second remains and you will still need to pick them up otherwise I put them in my backpack for some reason hooray I assembled two mechanisms and now I’m ready to move on what awaits me behind these doors I

Wanted this torment to end already but I see that there is some kind of puzzle with pressure plate oh my God it’s good that I saw the instructions above otherwise I can’t even imagine what will happen to me if I step incorrectly so there is very little left and until the

End of this test and you’re done this is a rather dangerous but easy test I see hooray I passed the last test without any problems here I look at the chest and there’s a sword in it it’s good that the evil spirit left it for me with this

Sword I can smash her into dust without any problems so where are you my beloved spirit and here she is I’m kind of scared to approach her why are you hiding Mikey you really want to save your friend ha then attack I have no choice I didn’t want to do evil but it

Was you who made me become that way so get JJ for me too great I defeated her and now I can go back to JJ and get him out of the cage some old broken knife also fell out of her and she wanted to defeat me now it’s clear why instead of

Simply stealing our souls she arranges these riddles for us wow there’s a lever in the chest which means I can get the shirts out of the cage how much is it possible why did you come here why are you so healthy and there are so many of you this even evil

Spirit specially set this trap in case I could defeat her and her traps then everyone will get hit in the face by my gorgeous sword you simply don’t have a chance after so many fights I’m already just a veteran in battles with monsters hooray Victory stop is not a victory yet

I see evil monsters in my cell Don’t Be Afraid there are enough of my blows for everyone keep your hat on it’s time for me to wake up JJ and tell him that he’s saved otherwise he’ll sleep through everything hey JJ get up come on while you were sleeping I already beat

Everyone the rise is faster wow Mikey you are so cool you saved us well done