EPIC ESCAPE from CHAOS in Minecraft! | COLTONR45 RETURNS

Am I in the night time right now sheep I found them oh my [ __ ] god baby zombie no you [ __ ] right off you [ __ ] [ __ ] oh this is [ __ ] we got to get out of here we got to get these sheep and get out of here Sprint Sprint

Sprint we got to get the sheep and get the [ __ ] out got to get the Sheep get the [ __ ] out he’s coming for me Sprint go we got to go we got to go we got to go now this could be bad this could be bad right here [ __ ]

Ouch oh God this is so bad it’s not even [ __ ] funny anymore my boat’s all the way over there too oh no oh we’re we’re we’re getting injured it’s fine we got to get to the boat we got to get the [ __ ] out we got to get to

The boat we got to get get the [ __ ] out get the boat oh there I drowned oh no oh no no no oh no no no no no no no no no no no I know what those are go oh we got to get the [ __ ] out of here holy

[ __ ] holy [ __ ] got to eat got to eat all right we got to get we got to get the [ __ ] home we got to get the [ __ ] home right now that was crazy oh that was so crazy I’m dropping [ __ ] on my desk and oh God that was

Insane I can see my house though is that a spider I mean come on game and a creeper and a creeper okay we got to go we got to go to the house now now Sprint [ __ ] it we have food Sprint Sprint Sprint Sprint go go go there’s a

Skele bro now we’re going to get to the house they start burning now oh my God perfect ah no no no you don’t see me [ __ ] you [ __ ] oh God okay all right oh my God that was insane oh we got a bed we got a [ __ ] bed oh my Lord

A that was insane I don’t even know if I made a lick of sense during any of that but it’s staying in the video and uh I hope you guys enjoyed my [ __ ] pain and suffering during that cuz Jesus Christ that was crazy we got like a

Crazy inventory right now we need to get um some chests going I can only make um need a chest room I suppose you know we could for now kind of make this like the chest room you know what I mean let’s do some stuff here I have kind of an idea

I hear I hear a spider I hear him too this is crazy all right so my plan here is kind of turn this into a big little room with like this outlook for now and then we can worry about the uh can worry about the rest of it later oh I’m still reeling

From I am still reeling from that [ __ ] experience I just had I’m still reeling from that so I apologize if I seem like I’m like out of it right now because that was crazy I still don’t really have words for what I just went through but uh let’s just turn this into like

A a little room I guess oh something fell I guess spiders could get in here if they really wanted to but that’s okay I don’t have much iron either I think I completely Ed all the iron that I I had for that Shear cuz I only have

Uh am I like hallucinating right now I thought I had more iron oh I no I thought I had more oh there it is I was so confused I was like I thought I had more iron than just that I love how I did all of that to get

A bed and I’m sitting here during the night building out a room oh boy I am losing my mind and this is like the first session of Minecraft returns and I’m already losing my marbles uh this is way more chaotic than my original Minecraft hardcore let’s

Play I did I think I started in like 2015 or some [ __ ] like that I think it was 2015 I started that uh way less hectic compared to this this is way way way more hectic than that ever was so so um which is a good thing it’s

Entertaining I suppose so we’ll just go with that I’m going to build this out though um this should look pretty cool I guess we’ll we’ll we’ll see we shall see this will all get replaced with like uh Cobblestone or something as well I know this looks a little a little rough

Right now but uh eventually this will get cleaned up where it looks a little less uh shitty kind of just make this go like all the way around for now like here you know that’d probably be a good idea if we don’t get you know brutally attacked by a mob or something

In the meantime as I completely [ __ ] up what I’m doing here so I apologize I am still kind of reeling from I’m still reeling from all that bro that was crazy that was a lot of uh intense [ __ ] bro that was that was a lot I I’m still

Reeling from that my commentary is like suffering now I’m like [ __ ] dying over here all right let me not get [ __ ] [ __ ] up right now damn it this will eventually look much better but for now this is kind of what we’re doing this will look much better in the future

All right let’s do that let’s just jump up here real quick and just do that uh I [ __ ] up hold on hold on bear with me I go I tend to go quiet when I’m like focusing on something all right I think I went uh no I’m actually good

Okay all right I am [ __ ] losing my there we go okay I should have just done this why am I doing this with dirt I should have done this with Cobblestone the whole [ __ ] time what’s wrong with me clearly A lot’s wrong with me cuz I’m still [ __ ] I’m still reeling from that

[ __ ] bro that was uh an experience here we go there we go get the floor there we go okay see this is kind of what I was going for this is kind of what I was going for I I’m not very good at building but you know I I I try I do

Try get this uh get this taken care of here we can actually turn this into like storage room area actually this would be a cool bedroom too that be a cool bedroom as well [ __ ] I don’t know this is bigger so storage room would kind of make sense for this

You know cuz it’s a lot bigger but uh going to do that for now now we can actually get a good view of the outside we can actually replace this with like glass pains or something so that’d be cool all right so let’s actually sleep for once in our

Lives uh we’re going to need a mine too and I think it’d be cool if we had a mine that can be accessed two different ways you can access it by going directly to it from the outside or you can go from a passageway in the actual

House as well so that’s kind of like my plan as I die thanks to my indigestion that’s kind of my plan that seems like a good idea my dog still being big tongus over there and then this I don’t know this could be something too going in here and

Expanding out that way uh cuz we’re you know like I said we’re probably going to connect to some of these other mountains and put stuff in them mine would be a good start because we need to do some Mining and Mining is different in new Minecraft versus when I stopped following the game

Extensively if I press F3 here you can see a lot of information you can see what my computer is so there you go if you’re curious um you can also see XYZ coordinates uh used to be at level 11 or negative 11 something along those lines

Either level 11 Orga 11 down in the Minds was the best place for finding diamond that’s actually different now I I’ll have to check uh what the actual number is because I’m kind of drawing a bit of a blank I want to say it’s like negative 58 or 53 to like 60 something

Or 80 something I don’t know I might be drawing up blank but it’s different from what I remembered so when I played Minecraft with my friend for the first time you know kind of recently like a few months ago he was like Hey I want to start this

World and I want to do like a YouTube live stream series or whatever I like yeah yeah yeah let’s do it I would go down to mine and I would mine in level 11 and uh I was like I’m not finding [ __ ] bro what the hell and then that’s

When I discovered that that’s not how this game works anymore so you see what I mean this series is going to be cool because it’s going to allow me to do things I’ve never done before um this base already is something I don’t usually do I usually don’t put

This much thought into my base you know I’m actually sitting here putting thought into how I’m going to do stuff um and we’re nearing the end of this first session I’ve had a lot of fun doing this I’ll be 100% real right now i’ had having a lot of fun right now oh

[ __ ] skeleton I want to find a place to put the mine I do want to find that so burn burn why are you not burning now he is okay yes you son of a [ __ ] I think he’s going to die all right uh where would I want to put this

Mine that’s a great question um somewhere closer to the bottom levels preferably where there’s not a lot of water all right man we got to find a place to put this mine you know what I’m thinking down here would be good how am I going to connect these

Together I don’t I really don’t know actually where I want to to put the mine I did want it to be kind of separate from the house and then I wanted to have some sort of connection between the house and the mind which I have done

Before I think I have an idea what if we put the mine because I don’t I don’t plan on building that base down I plan on building the base up right so what if I come down here we put the mine like right here I think this would be good I hear a

Skeleton must be that same [ __ ] skeleton this is where we put the mine I we have to differentiate it so I I know that it’s here um I think the easiest way to do that is to start with cobblestone I might replace this with like wood or

Something but we can replace this with Cobblestone for now and this can be the entrance to the mine and there can be two ways to get into it right so obviously I can come to it and then I can make an entrance with like ladders that comes down from the base

And then into like right here that way if it’s nighttime I can still access the mining base with without having to worry about you know getting blown up or shot with a skeleton who’s still [ __ ] alive and I don’t not sure what oh he’s right here maybe I can kill

Him okay he was just he was just one hit away from Death anyways uh that looks atrocious we’re going to have to fix that too um I don’t know like how much stuff I’m going to do off recording I might do some things off recording like that needs to be that

Needs needs to be cleaned up and this needs to be like redone as well I might as well just do this real quick kind of make a way to get down oh look it actually goes right next to the mining base and this can get replaced with the stairs as well

In the future doesn’t have to just look like this right now it can always be upgraded with the I don’t have any more [ __ ] dirt this can always get replaced with uh why am I drawing a blank Cobblestone or [ __ ] just stairs in general I don’t like this [ __ ] thing

Right here either I’m we can borrow some dirt from this and then take care of the rest of it later I think I just heard something drop next to me yeah I if I get blown up by a creeper and that’s how this series ends I’m going to be so

Disappointed but we can actually replace the staircase with prop St we can make this look so much better you know like in the future it doesn’t have to be a super big deal right now but I just want some stairs that kind of go to the mining base slash to the house

You know what I mean you know what I’m saying God damn it trying to find a good angle here to see this there we go we kind of go this way okay that was not very good that was not very good out of dirt God damn it all right

We’re just going to have to replace this with Cobblestone for now oh my Lord really sucking at making this this is just temporary we’ll we’ll fix this you know make it look better later for now for now this monstrosity will do maybe we’ll do some stuff off recording

I haven’t quite decided yet how I’m going to do this this will work for now we’ll build like an actual 2 by or 3×3 staircase here that goes down maybe it goes that way as well this kind of does connect to that mining base so yeah in theory I could oh [ __ ]

In theory I could build shelter around this that protects me from the outside but that would look kind of weird going down so I’ll probably do something interior that goes down into this into what this base will be during the next episode I’m I need to go inside I’m

Falling I think I’m becoming delusional right now I think I’m not even using the staircase I just made I think I’m becoming delusional right now and that’s not that’s not not good so let’s uh let’s end this off up in the base we have done a lot today we’ve went exploring we

Found sheep but where we’re hurting is resources so next session the focus is going to be to get that mine up and running because we need a good strip mining base going so we can get diamond we can get a bunch of iron and we can find Redstone because I would like to

Incorporate Redstone into my base but this is not a bad start I mean we got this cool little outlooking area here got the main room we got the bed room we got whatever that’s going to be we’ve done exploring we’ve been attacked we’ve done a lot this session I think I

Had a really fun time coming back to Minecraft probably more fun than I’ve had in a long time with this game so I’m very excited to continue playing this for you guys I hope you enjoyed it I don’t know how many episodes this session is going

To end up making I guess we we’ll see once I start editing it but I had a fun time doing this and I hope you did too if you’re excited for more Minecraft returns let me know Down Below in the comments and of course you can also just

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I’m probably going to end up recording these a lot during the weekend and then uploading them and like however many like let’s say this ends up being three videos and it’ll be three days of Minecraft returns uploads and then a break until you know I get back to

Recording it again that’s probably how we’re going to do it that seems like a good way to do it so I’m going to end it off here um thank you guys oh look at my skin thank you guys for watching and and uh that’s going to be

It for me for now I’ll catch you guys in the next video 2018 I got to keep grinding I got nothing to fear I got to always s clear of all the fakes of all the people trying to drown me in the lake I’m going to keep riding I’m going to keep

Spitting I’m the king around here I don’t know who you’re this and if you don’t check me out you’re really missing out on the number one rapper while you over there smoking Cloud oh my God baby I’m so super