EPIC FAIL! Can’t WIN in Minecraft’s Toughest War

What truly makes a war unwinable your enemies having more fighting gear than you your enemies outnumbering you perhaps even mentally overpowering you today I’m about to fight a war has all of these characteristics combined join me on my journey of friendship betrayal and Peak Unpredictability in order to get you up to speed I have to talk about what happened the last time a team known as the Phantoms declared were on my team known as the pnis which obviously stands for people of European nations and incredible soldiers stop asking it does not mean

Anything else after winning the fight in the beginning I tried to scan them for the worst effect in the game all this didn’t work it led to the pnis securing one more kill on the Phantoms we still had one problem though I was stuck on weakness luckily I was deemed with the

Richest player on the server Lexis she gave me Permanent strength too so I could actually fight however something seemed fishy to me how could Lexi be the richest player if I never see her online someone has to grind for all of those materials I decided not to overthink it

And wait until the server white end fight as you might have guessed though this is not a normal end fight on the raver SMP you’re only allowed to wear one piece of netherite armor the end fight would uncover four more netherite pieces you could wear on top of the ones you’re normally

Allowed every single member of the pnis was determined to do anything in order to get the armor pieces and that included Lexis it turns out that Lexi had not quite been honest with everyone she was not the richest player because she was good at grinding she was

The richest player because she was good at finding exploits after she showed me a duplication glitch which allowed me to duplicate every item in the game I was presented with a choice my team was already outnumbered fighting seven people at the same time was not very viable we could all bring in ungodly

Amount of items into the battle securing as the netherite and making us the most powerful players on the server or we could play it fair before I made my choice a new problem had arise why is that guys this is a really odd base um I mean okay for

Me I got banned or I don’t know I just got banned it turns out that I was not the only one who found out about the duplication glitch the admins had found her using it as well this led to Lexi being banned from the server putting an already outnumbered battle into an even

Worse spot the choice to bring an unnatural amount of items into the battle was looking as good as it ever could but I came to my senses if we won this fight Not only would we be banned for bringing so many items in but it would also be incredibly

Unimpressive after all I can’t let myself be unimpressive in fights that’s the Phantom’s job all right boys I’m going to be real with you the chances we win this are a little to none go with it yeah I got 1.2 minutes of all right let’s go all right where’s the where’s the

Netherite I think if I dig straight down here it should be [Applause] There I got the pants nice nice nice nice I just them however getting okay P I’m currently getting 21 I don’t think that Way’s betraying you guys oh um are you good yeah I’m good we got two pieces which is bad you got okay we got three we got three pie

Yeah we went we gain a lot not 100% attack got one got one got one I got some of them Mar You they peing on me uh I’m all tigging on this one guy they’re on me you got to be so dead yeah they’re all on me yeah that’s not too good crystals they’re they’re they get out of our chunk distance is the issue I got nice nice nice good work bro

I don’t have any girls I’m dead I’m dead I’m dead no okay it’s over noo it’s over well what did you expect us winning a 7v2 even though we were making great progress towards it the fight was was unwinable the pns had taken its first

Loss or have we apart from the fact that I died we got two out of the three netherite pieces leaving the Phantoms with only one on top of that most of the Phantoms ended up betraying their team let me explain after the end fight the Phantom’s team leader scyley decided

That Shields are lame he started trying to get every single one of his teammates to sign a contract prohibiting them from ever using Shields again some of them agreed while the others didn’t sethly tried to fight all of them off at once which eventually led to his death the

Other members left without a team they had to switch sides and team with the very people they were just wishing death upon the p n i oh scely one will you learn your actions have consequences have to back around wait use axes use axe use an Axe next two wordss all right a okay I’m in a pretty M situation here whatever can want to fight me oh no yes please yeah okay okay you guys he really need to just stay together right now I’m just daing real quick he’s he’s targeting me yeah don’t

Make wait are you all together we all together yeah we’re all together okay good you I’m coming I’m close I’m close I’m CL okay I’m fine we can take yeah we can definitely take this oh I’m low is that option yes okay I found that tunnel I

Think it’s like it’s really close to the portalone isn’t low I found that portal I don’t know if it’s the but it might be yeah I think I think I think all right lck you combat lock what’s his armor he’s over here what’s his armor durability I want to know that right [Applause] Oh oh no don’t kill I think that’s yes he just boot