Oh look at that they’ve been tearing this place up feel like we don’t have too much more to go oh there is this entire hallway though yeah um yeah those sponges I don’t think are doing too much we have to make like walls first to really be able to do anything otherwise There sponges like it just gets filled back in here uh if you want to build up some walls give me give me some more sponges and I’ll I’ll run it back oh true uh I actually have no stuff to build walls either let’s just go get a Whole bunch of nether or something oh go maybe right maybe this is enough of a wall ready watch this boom bang pop pow that sort of worked okay to the nether we go oh maybe I can mine some quartz to repair my pickaxe oh right that might be Smart oh wait I have silk touchup on it so I can’t even shoot hold on this is very controlled don’t even worry about I’m doing oh God okay understood we’re all professionals here you know yep yep I’m bang ready 360 wait no that didn’t work more time more time 360 boom sick 360 man yeah it was a no scope too actually oh my god oh look at all of these blocks so many like soothing Minecraft noises so far today between the the sponges drying and the Netherrack just being chopped up true my pickaxe is almost broken again But I got some I got some blocks now I got two sacks okay I’m going to actually kill some more piglins real quick go for it I’ll be back all right we’re like a well oiled machine at this point see professional a yeah profession professionals yeah yeah never died once In Minecraft never password is what the hell is going on here hello and you guys are screaming I’ve actually never screamed before so I don’t know what you’re hearing I’m not talking to you Parker I’m talking to the big yellowed yellow haired yellow teethed man talking to you if there’s if there’s Any strike that I could have against him it’s on his teeth Dan takes good care of his teeth thank you he does he does though he does actually go quite tidy whes he flosses in the shower so he can minmax his morning routine how how do You know I keep flossing in the shower I keep floss floss Pi in the shower it is op CU you told me oh yeah there mystery Sol wait so have we actually we’ve drained watch out I think we’ve drained it all uh left uh left quadrant for Center I got it n or Niner this way alpha bravo alpha bravo yep mhm oh yeah wait this this entire come over here guys come over here when do these guys stop spawning when there’s no water okay but until then we’re stuck with them guys we should drink this ocean Monument oh my gosh that’s a genius idea good idea we should thumbil idea hold on guys that’s right I didn’t get my thumbnail of a full ocean Monument can we actually fill it back up with water real quick so I can get my shot no yeah Yeah yeah for sure I don’t want to deive dumb ass your dumbass died trying to get a [ __ ] thumbnail in the nether with stuff that you don’t even get in the episode it’s completely nonsensical thil you mean you’re wearing a [ __ ] elytra and diamonds okay you’re right [Laughter] What is this like the Bridge to Terabithia like this closet or Narnia portal dude is this the bridge to [ __ ] Talladega Nights the [ __ ] is this you know naria has actually a reference to coming out of the closet oh [ __ ] really no why the [ __ ] I know Minecraft Facts I’m a Potato guy that’s what I do did you guys know I was a closet Minecraft Youtuber for like a year you’re a what congratulations vide Clos I recorded in the closet oh okay it was just like I didn’t want to tell my family so it’s recorded my had that Story yeah Bry did yeah Bry had 100,000 subscribers without telling his family what he did wow wow yeah he he dropped he like 29 he quit his job when he had 300 subscribers mhm that’s based but you know what now he’s the brands that we All know and love yep it’s true and the brands who Twitter loves a little too much pull up those choices pictures please computer show us some crazy [ __ ] computer enlarge my pants get that the scen we’re going to need more room oh no wait Jay you could you come Over here and help me plug up this hole I’m in I’m in dude his wings you know getting my cinematic found the thing that going in his video oops oops uhoh uh oh it’s okay we’re the Mario brothers and are [ __ ] God I don’t know where to mine Anymore your own business oh my God no this is the breaking point I was so close to snapping for so long I found your break wasn’t even him w w w wo wo why did you turn it to him huh wait wait team meeting team meeting Jay slow down yep yeah yeah yeah why would you instantly think he was the one who did it when it was so clearly me the one holding the pickaxe look what are you guys doing just look at them what do you mean just look at him what do you Mean struggle tweets you’re going want to Dolly in on this struggle tweets you’re going to want to you’re going to want to get a clean line Dan we’re going to have to put you through a test real quick look here which one of these is most likely to steal a Bike I can’t continue this Bion edit that out I was like I was like I’m going to ride this bit see how far it goes how far how close I can dance on the fire and then you pull out that and I’m like I can’t on the fire for sure Dan I Wanted to talk about your recent appearance on Alex Jones what was that about is it bad that I don’t know who Alex Jones is it’s actually very good for you it’s actually incredbly wholesome and sweet it’s super telling let’s go incredibly wholesome and sweet why do I keep putting these Holes these holes in the roof I think we should start from the bottom and work our way down that’s how Drake did it start from the bottom and we’re going this is what the ocean Monument looked like at the beginning of the video and this is what it looks like now dog SH Damn girl this was insane no I broke my wait a second guys I just broke my hold on my efficiency Unbreaking my hold on hold on hold on is that Unbreaking hold on hold on hold on I’m on my way I’m on my way I’m on my way hold on hold on do you have the solution I’m good uh you can have this yo thank you oh my gosh I’m getting straight to work guys man look at you go look like d dud I don’t even have to pick it up oh my gosh and it has No durability it’s kind of an ideal situation isn’t it here’s half here now you have three Diamonds oh my gosh I have an even better weapon now look at look at this speed now guys look at this speed n it seems about the same speed Yeah not that good is it and it has durability I don’t want to this place isn’t fully uh drained what there is more water play play a play a couple of Vine booms there real quickly H with the vine it’s a good thing I have 20 sponges on me oh that is Good hit him hit him with a couple of uh let’s goes after he says that yeah Super Mario is saying let s go you know the classic s get stion on the horn hit him on the phone call him up see what he’s doing right nowly call Stion last I heard he was knee deep in sewage so oh Ed cut that out with safety scissors yeah the kind that you can’t run with print out the timeline and cut it out with safy that’s so funny you can just say like things to the editor and He’ll actually do it I just saying things to myself hey future Parker put a cool explosion on screen I actually that I just fell through the floor guys we have guests oh my God who ordered a pizza hey look at these guys I wonder what happens if I stand here for Oh dude I just forgot about that fail you forgot your spawn Again theic Minecraft player I got this on don’t worry I’ll I’ll run it back wait where are you at I think I found someone’s like mushroom farm it’s like a like a drug Den you I’m in 1,500 Oh jeez that’s far out you get slime farm how the [ __ ] did you get there I what’s a slime farm oh it definitely is it definitely is a slime farm cuz I’m in the middle of like a like a like a like a like like a like A fail for knowing too much oh no no I’m at spawn where you want me did you know that the Vatican a Minecraft server I don’t I didn’t know that skip but please let me know more about it I’d love to know VA like is in the Vatican City as in yeah like Las Vegas really the Vatican I’m back in normal nether where is a wild fail booat hello same same exact spot as when you were looking for me before Oh stranded on the Lava Lake yeah yeah I’m making my way up the actual like staircase now into a lava Man sorry make out like it never happened oh my God what the [ __ ] there you go hey there eat this real fast guys guys I got some illegal substances you got trumu trumu goes crazy dude we love trumu I’m actually not that big of a fan Of chocolate milk we drink that as the [ __ ] out of the sponsorship cut that out God what the [ __ ] I don’t want my [ __ ] we love and then say you’re not a fan take the shulker box back no Parker does not deserve any of this editor it does I’m talking like chocolate Milk come no I’m not letting that go I’m trying to give the he’s like the nicest guy he is it’s true some people call him the Ryan tryan of YouTube I don’t know why they would say that that’s weird Ryan Tran’s also a YouTuber but I mean Guys I have 25 minutes before I have to go to family dinner those are the M Stakes of this video oh we got video I’ve got seven days before my family dinner and I’ve got to look my best so that I can get the most tasty slice of Pie go go go we got go quick wait wait we should put some windows in this I feel like that that that’ll just finish it off like just have some nice big Windows like sand I watched a clip of Gary ve kissing his dad on the mouth open mouth Today what what kind of what kind of sex are you on pull that up that was the most genuine reaction for Parker the way you said that what was that I watched Gary ve kissing his D this dad on the mouth open mouth today okay why Gary v dad no we don’t Need to see that we believe you hey hey hey we get it buddy we get it hey hey hey it’s not pull that up so funny I don’t know if I want to watch that all right I’ll watch it video I just sent the [ __ ] clip oh my Lord now the Still anyway speaking of glass yo he’s here yeah start filling up the furnaces and then I’ll just put lava buckets in them oh smart yo this is actually a good way to smell things were screwed a wall of furnaces oh next to Lava Lake yeah yeah uhhuh oh Oh oh my God [ __ ] that’s the only downside this is a good way of smelting things including failboat I have a bunch of glass here I am very Illuminati like you know I dig it pretty cool oh thank you’d give me a shotu ow ow he’s giving Me a shot hey dude you took sorry give me the glass dude glass thanks my glass hey I got to get some glass no one gets it but me okay I now have two stacks glass hold on oh that’s great Dan oh no this is well Isn’t it I don’t want this I don’t want this I don’t want that I don’t want this I don’t want that I don’t want this I don’t want this what the [ __ ] happened here you we need an entrance on the roof Parker’s griefing J you’re dropping all This stuff I know stop stop I don’t want J Jay you’re dropping all this stuff very iing R of you what’s our current time count we got to keep your attention on this video skip you know yeah oh [ __ ] you’re good that’s an excellent point uh Wait wait this is what the thing looked at the beginning of the video and this is what it looks like at this point of the video and this is what it looks like before we started filming the video and this is what it looks like 5 years later This is what it looks like 10 years later whoa and this is AC Slater from uh Save By the Bell okay oh my God this guy’s just a [ __ ] Builder isn’t he Park this actually looks sick looks pretty dope I do some of this so That my video also has good content as a matter of fact dude make it out dude you know the you know the genius idea of this design is what what’s it looks like a squid it does it does Monument and they say Splatoon sucks look at it Now I don’t know who said that I don’t know that’s that’s hateful rhetoric this is kind of fun to just build I haven’t done anything like this in a long time yeah right and it’s not a trap it’s not going to kill someone I mean d has died no less than like 50 Times going for 52 in a second build up some momentum going to crash into a wall how much Dam this to a little bit weird how do you just go and remember exactly what you did on that side and replicate on this side I would be like cross Referencing myself 80 times to make sure I’m building this window the same way I don’t know it’s I guess it’s just cuz I made it up go doing it on the other side and I don’t know what the [ __ ] dude call for nothing call that par Backwards true that was a good one oh my God it is yeah what the [ __ ] why it is I I know you’re right I didn’t lie [ __ ] [ __ ] oh rec RP is Parker backward oh right Jak got it too now J do you have input lag on that joke was that what you Guys were talking about yeah okay I was looking at other [ __ ] and then I heard you say something about his name I was like oh [ __ ] you opening up Tik Tok during a recording what do you mean opening up Tik Tok was looking at other [ __ ] oh I don’t know I was Bored no this is a maker but you didn’t have to cut me off in the water those are dead frames dude those are dead frames those are eye frames those are eye frames I know for sure Dan [ __ ] stemmed when I said that y looks Kind of cool looks really cool oh my God oh my God Smash Bros Smash BR guilty smash my Bros hold on hold on hold on I strive to be better you strive for [ __ ] mhm that’s why I hang out with you folks and anti hoping that we’ll one day give You hour Collective [ __ ] Hing that one day it’s like a clownfish situation the youngest most able male turns into a female and I house your kids what the [ __ ] that was the most what the [ __ ] I’ve ever heard you do just one of those moments where he just drops like the craziest natural [ __ ] not ready for can you clip Jay saying what the [ __ ] like that the [ __ ] can you clip me I need a haircut by the way squilly while you’re at it I’ll send you the scissors use the safety scissors and give him a haircut yeah squilly can You give me uh just a just a little bit off the force skin sorry all right well well squil I mean now with he got the safety scissors so this does look heat though this looks heat oh dud this ISO now it’s yeah fire wait a minute wait a minute Who’s I’m just I’m just a really big fan of wait you should use the darker variant excuse me why though why should use the darker get more contrast oh okay so I’m just a I’m just a contrast that’s all I am whoops oh Jay yeah J what I built something Cool now it says it I yeah the price actually did one of those Pur of doing this was to create over here it’s no taxes ah yes Vermont I think we got to we got to build a skylight I would if I had glass but you took all my glass that Parker to I have glass I have glass I have glass I have glass I’m coming D I got a couple more stacks of glass excuse me said that today before I’m coming don’t squilly I’ll fire you no out of a Canon Sly I’ll pay you I’ll you Double can drown I can be fine no it’s all right I’ll be fine I’ll be fine you can leave me alone I’ll be fine guys what the [ __ ] just happened I swam up got hit screams left just you just like a dolphin just like breached and Then wait does this go up and down don’t steal my stuff I can show you something that goes up and down excuse me a Shuler box see oh what he was asking about isn’t that fun that’s really cool ride of your life right now isn’t It I’ll give you one more in a minute Sly play the clip why did I what I I couldn’t have meant that could I what does this mean I what Darkness do I have in my soul where I just think that I can say that to my friends are you speed bridging over There yeah building eff you know me he just shows off every now and then it’s fine do that again do that again okay holy [ __ ] T damn we should add a builder to the server so I can just oh my God all my how good I am yeah you Want to practice you to practice tricks all right take some blocks damn it this sucks okay all right you want you want my intro to uh speed bridging yeah uh instructions you were going for though okay so I want you to go to the edge of a block and go Diagonally so you’re holding Like A and D or A and S now try to put your mouse in the center and so when you’re holding both buttons you’re not like drifting to the side yes there you go just do that okay perfect you know what skip not a Good sa then just do one block so place and then unshift so just I’m sorry do you like the taste of my CH you want sorry I was getting the flow there hold on come back up mhm so like when you’re starting like try to take like a pause In between each blocks like Place pause Place pause that while moving do the unshift thing so place unshift while and that’s just one then the next one nice nice D he’s got it he’s got it I [ __ ] it up dude oh my gosh he I’m starting to cook I’m starting to Cook look at that that looks kind of cool right that’s dope that’s so dope and so cool I’m getting attacked three and then four yep so then but I’m building a shitty staircase so which one of us has it worse who’s having a worse time oh my gosh there’s a dude right There and then these two there you go this is It’s supposed to be so basically I’ve never said it guys who’s letting them in oh maybe it’s the maybe it’s the waterfall I’ll get it through are they not out front yeah they are they’re out there you know what would help actually Is to the wall I this a bad idea actually because then you can see the curve and then go from there what the trap door thing yeah cuz I had an idea and then I recognizing now that that just stops the flow of water preventing Us from getting out you can if you place the trap doors in a certain way it won’t stop the flow what watch this boom see that my God for a second what the f dude what is he cooking boom look at that wow what you’re blowing my mind he literally Just put it a I mean that makes a lot of sense just put a water source below it yeah it just water loged in makes sense oh wait guys I have an idea wait does anyone know where a warp Forest is uh no actually yes I think I do what What are you looking to get out of the Warped Forest uh just some of the logs oh gotcha that’ll actually look really cool here I’ll I’ll do a quick nether run I’m back I got wood weren’t they the ones that like they were a band and it turns out that They’re where where are you at I am currently flying through the ne I’m going to do some quick loting okay I have the Warped wood whenever you’re done oh sounds like it’s going good for you dude right oh I got a stack of warped wood as well oh [ __ ] okay hey are We rolling in diamonds enough for me to ask if anyone has three diamonds no need to make boots you ain’t got any shoes on F you got little French fry legs no you like french fries [ __ ] you D you’re getting rolled I doo they do like little [ __ ] roasted crinkle cut fries look At me look at me in my face in Squid territory I’m in Squid Enemy Lines get closer get the [ __ ] out of my face I always fall for it every time every time J how much durability boots got on them I don’t know like all of it why take Your boot you want Iron take off your boots here some iron make your own boots take off your boots take off your why I don’t want them no I don’t want them taking the durability hits here no I don’t want them taking durability this was bad of You to do however will I put out this fire in this underwater temple just runs around on fire I was halfway in between just straight up killing you and just taking the boots and being like all right thank you no that be such a mean thing yeah my I have A friend named Dan who would never do something like that well luckily my name is failboat what the [ __ ] oh snap he pulled out the trump card you’re screwed that’s not the only trump card that dude you you have you have the biggest tell you literally like you can hear the Air start to come out of your mouth build up you give this little like little before you about to saying something like go ahead skip make a joke about the trump card whoa that looks cool actually oh [ __ ] waa yeah all right I’m going to go look for some diamonds I Need some shoes dude this looks badass one in okay so what’s happening here I know we can make this look bad Asser yeah how’s that we’re going to need leaves and we’re going to make it look like it’s like we’ve grown a terrarium true four then that’s how you get people to Click I’m going to make a thumbnail with this with shaders on and I’m going to say I built I transformed an ocean monument in Minecraft oh my gosh you’re a genius I’m digging straight down and I don’t care who sees me it’s one one two and then okay very independent of you [ __ ] [ __ ] that’s exactly how I saw that going wait do you guys all want to come out here and Duke it out with all these Guardians let me take them all by myself you can I thought you were the PVP M I thought you were Minecraft’s deadliest Player yeah but I lag every time I go into the corner of a block one three four five Parker I need backup I need backup need backup oh my God I didn’t think he was for real you should have said you doing out there someone should Have gone out there and help I don’t have dep Strider yeah you’re Six Feet Under mhm does anybody have my pickaxe or pick up any of that stuff I did not I assumed oh I see it I see it I’m going to die again though Dodge and weave Dodge and Weave Dodge the lasers Dodge I’ll some of them oh my God yeah you want to help me attack them cuz we need to kill them for that dark prismarine Jay oh that’s what we need to kill oh yeah that’s that’s what I’m trying I’m going to die again I’m Getting glitch come in come in come in come in oh my God Jesus dude where are my pants I have no pants I’m going back in J oh no dude you’re not going to I ain’t saving his ass has anybody seen my pants no pants no sir where are theys astral projecting I Really like that term I got you skip yeah that’s Dan’s lore astral projecting baby yeah Sly does a little edit whenever I do it yeah oh really that’s fun it goes Jay I tried getting you some uh dark prismarine I died though so who’s so what’s your what you got what’ you got What you got for me anything anything to show for yourself got nothing I didn’t kill a single one oh yeah look terrible no they don’t they look they’re there actually I like those they looked good there oh look at that guys we got to get a reaction so we can end the episode Who guys this looks this is pretty good this is pretty [ __ ] good if we if we cut the bit if we cut the bit here for a second it actually just looks good actually just good you know we tried to lie about it we tried to F it it just Looks great some dark stone right here makes some nice contrast colors could work potentially I I’m just brainstorming guys I’m just brainstorming here true just throw out there well you need a brain for that and remember and I’ll see you in the next video subscribe You have to open the next one likeus 2 now Video Information
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