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Greetings and salutations fellow humans sir make my day here with Goofy lettuce and today we are going to be playing chapter two of The Dungeons and Dragons DLC for Minecraft I sure this is Minecraft or is it just a new Minecraft I kind of forgot it might be a

New one it’s definitely a a Minecraft of the Dungeons and the dragons I think I bum my head on the tree I can’t remember oh I think I got brain damage if you look over here you can see all of the underwater stuff it just looks like it’s in a a fog or

Something I went to jump in well I mean you can I don’t know if you’ll be able to get back up can you heck where are we even supposed to be going we’re going all the way over there we’re going to Candle keep that’s right are you going

Swimming of course I am oh God I’m dying I can’t get back Up I can’t say I’m surprised well you definitely are that was the quick way back up though at least yeah but I also died in the process bummer it’s not a bummer they dragged me into the water apparently you can’t swim very well can you at least I wanted to

Swim I’m going to the castle how about you yeah yeah I don’t know I mean why are they dressing their scarecrows in armor when they can sell the armor and get real scarecrows nobody want iade scarecrow grows I like wheat I can break the wheat if I jump on

It oh yeah oh sure enough well you break it but you don’t get to pick any up yeah what the heck apparently you don’t want to go inside the waterfall it hurts who is scratch sket sketchy halfling is that where you are are you talking to sket here I’m over

Here what do you want okay I wouldn’t they there’s two of us here and a dragon for oh did we even have an option I made the option oh okay you serious what good are you we gave him 25 and he doesn’t have any more he sold the last copy

The plus payment I thought I I thought you already paid him I did get to work are you sure you got a job are you sure you got a job scr he sure he sure is scratching though huh you good luck on your job like work how come I can’t

Sprint how I can’t Sprint probably because we were kind of still in a cut scene Maybe are those socks yeah socks oh wait a second they’re corn and peppers why would anyone hang their socks up in the window like that meat why are they meat my finder okay I know we’re

Supposed to go we’re supposed to go over here yank y y climbing the mountain defeat the scarecrows ah Fireball lightning your help y absolutely nothing don’t say anything until you actually come here okay this the house we already visited wait no it didn’t nope this a different one we’re supposed to go over

Here way finder lead us to the way yeah I think it’s just taking us to the town we still have to search all the houses and find one with a uh with that pass in it all right yeah but we never checked upstairs of the house well go check upstairs then

I am there’s a bed I can we can sleep in the beds do we need to sleep yes we must oh there’s still there’s more there’s more outside not much indeed uh continue let’s investigate oh I failed uh let’s see lower plate let’s investigate some more come on Roll better yes don’t know

Yummy nope you don’t want to be called Vier but that’s just your name yeah I thought it was too all right let’s go oh look it’s all sparkly out now hey but we can get into the barn now Treasure Chest don’t take everything in it don’t take everything in it well I imagine this is going to have our proof of resonance yay you taking all the rotten onions onions please please don’t that’s for sure what’s up bro yes dude stop twitching can I eat one of the

Onions you want to be throwing up probably papers give did you just what the I have a golden axe now sweet yes sure i’ be looking fancy you like some onions no thanks well I ran out of money me too I got eight I got eight cents

Lit let’s see be sure to go to the menu and put your equipment on in armor my equipment is on cool level one One okay oh does it default to being on whenever you buy it it automatically equips it yeah okay look at the top right wait left look at the top right look the look at the top left people my goofy people I be looking fancy yes you are looking fancy for sure what’s in

Here oh it’s a bar let me sit down the merry unicorn in it’s a bar but I cannot take anything may I steal all your precious stuff get out the way get out the way pesky human how much money do you have left 23 coins nothing oh okay so yes

You need to what but I succeeded boo I I rolled a 19 and it only needed an 18 I should have been able to lie my way in for serious yep sounds about why not I’m going to take up my brain and throw it in that Su I’m not a

Child this has been weeks oh wow yep Z only is started Yuck you serious there’s see candles it’s called science no yay we’re swimming in PE onions onions fire onions poof H why can’t we go further need we go this way for if I was going to be fried then’ make my life quick all right we want to go to the straight or the right I searched a chest and got everything in

It cool was there a key in IT potions what is that uhoh I smell a gelatinous cube eat what I has a child transparent I would a fireball to set them on fire that me don’t care okay I see lots of skeletons and we’ll be fine trust me I can’t be

Killed tell that to the ocean that killed you earlier water see what if I was like an Enderman I was led to water but I cannot die oh God oh God fire ball Lightning why can’t I hit you I’m try to hit but it’s not letting me St letting me hit let me hit don’t care I can’t die try all you want you have Beast got to yeah let me just heal myself real quick I thought you couldn’t be

Killed yeah I at I drink a healing potion what’ you find nothing you have like something green on you just saying yeah that that’s my backstab ability is this the way we came from yep time to go this way now that look exactly like we’re supposed to go barly not this is the

Way we have giant rats hey bro you a fight taking bite at me want some Fireballs coins let’s go let’s see how you can heal on this fire oh wait I can’t use fire give me a second people give me a second there’s more shall kill them dang it I can’t

Hit just die already die why can’t I swing my axe there’s only so many attacks per second you can do so when you’re in combat you have to wait for your turn so to speak before you can attack again increasing your dexterity will let you attack faster there’s another slime hey D

Bro oh another gelatinous Cube yep and it has a king side of it may I brought that key I I just use a fireball I to get the golden coins this way my fellow oh my God it’s another chest mimic another mimic a mimic chest ouie let me get back up sorry what’s

That are you not going to kill the mimic I know killing it well goodbye my fellow it’s it’s dead oh okay another one oh oh it’s just a skeleton why there so much tense music going on because there are a lot of creatures oh hey I just found another skeleton Miss match

Oh how’d you hit people all the way over there oh oh my god dad dad there might be some sure are you get back here you py oh Dragon kids Cals I just got to kill you so I can get some coins no no what gold coins thank you any more mobs

Yep else definitely something else no no back up back up back up back up oh my God there’s an entire Army of running through the middle of them is not that’s going to pull all of them towards us now yeah good I’m about to use come on come On magic potion last for 30 seconds oh my God so many good kinds baby bab um I’m about to die wa let me just drink this regen potion confidence potion what’s that can you like help kill these things instead of staring at your inventory you’re sure thanks H

Weird what’s weird other than you that is hey something other that’s weird as you whatever dude up dude what’s this nice little book which page am I onot oh displacer Beast huh what a displacer beast nice can’t you not take any damage well see how it’s kind of

Blurry yeah well that means that we might not be hitting it we might be hitting a uh illusion an illusion of it yeah okay hit it a you did that I’ll drink my confidence potion ah that gave me confidence not tumy ouch why’ you lunge at me

Fireball please don’t lunge at me please don’t lunge at me okay thank you you’re the Barbarian it’s supposed to Lunge at you it needs to stay away from me let’s get it okay so we’re supposed to be going here I go down here no fall damage hey dude you want a hand

Who me do you want a hand or should I say do you want a arm a cube actually don’t hit me so far okay kill the CU all I do absolutely nothing this thing still alive dude where are you come on yeah I’m right here so come help kill it what are you

Doing byebye what oh god defend the chest oh no it’s live chest don’t defend the live chest gather up on me people what everything you got on me I made so many battles I can’t swing it at all I’m in so many battles right now aha healing potion stand back bow

Beast you can’t do anything to me that was all of them nope nope stupid chest stop being alive okay I want to you you fight nope yep Su bro ouch hey why you flying no fair only I do that take attack wasn’t really sneaky to me you should be done Lightning Fireball he almost killed it couple more hits and st stop hitting me stop hitting me indeed Crunch get down spooky scar oh fell down spooky scar no I’m running away blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bye why do I have to go but I can clearly go out there and leave you behind clearly you can’t you’re surrounded by guards

And they will tear you to shreds if you don’t do what they say what if they weren’t guards watching me what if I didn’t have any eyes and where is this somewhere I don’t care you do not get in my way I’m going over here ug fine

I could just jump off and kill myself here now and nobody would notice and I’m just a mere prisoner bro what do you want aha aha for okay no mayy keeper nothing it’s the trck no I thought we literally just did tell you everything

I’m GNA kill you soon as I get out this mind but I just stand here and waste your time for sometime well it’s certainly time right now he’s in a clock tower and it’s been some time clock time get it I mean hey clock makes time time makes a clock

But what makes a tower lots of clocks all stacked on top of each other so if I were to take away One Singular claw then the entire thing will fall down quite possibly collection type of collection the book collection okay I am going to run away from this town this town is too

Weird yay it will I’ll do it do we even know what book that he wants us to find what you don’t even know we don’t even know what book he wants us to find well we need to listen and I already know what we shall do come on my companion we shall jump

Off this building all right I’ll watch you do it I want to jump off we want to jump off really bad we you talking to the mouse in your pocket n you I’m talking to you no I don’t want to J jump off you have no choice but

To hey I’m going back in the sewers totally going back in the SE just don’t look at me and you won’t see me child I killed child because child would be naughty and Santa would not be happy with me but o the emerald gate I think maybe I don’t really know because

I don’t really know are we off to see the wizard yes let me get on this horse real quick I can get there faster go horsey go get up there you serious horsey do not die well at least try not to die you make that sound when you die ah found a

Skeleton well remove its life from it are you serious yeah another skeleton and another one wow who are you guys you guys monsters from the underworld they actually you are let me fight back okay seriously one did you take my horse no it’s right there okay I see you led us the

Way where do we go over here come on horsey hey hy there’s a go Now where’s the goblin come on it’s Goblin de nuts oh there’s an orc hey dude oh you’re boss yeah I guess a tiny boss a fireball I’m missed my only opportunity and I missed ouchie ouchie ouchie Ouy fory get back here ug ran into a tree must have brain damage now go go ah dang pesy Beast you dare fool my horse got what the how you not dead get back horse I got a mission to do hey dudes are you serious did you get you you need to

Stop okay come on just I have two stacks of coins trying to stack up it’s kind of dark tend to be dark hey bad horsey where do we go you go the other way I go this way okay do not complain horsey fancy meeting you here I know right I’m very fancy like

That what the heck where am I going oh god oh no oh no I’m gonna die oh this is bad Fireball Fireball please save me God oh I killed them all that I was going to die for a second sounded like you were going to I

Was but I got a bunch of gold coins from it nice I killed them all I don’t know why I just try tried venturing here but kind of worked oh Dad I know where you’re supposed to go where’s that it’s called follow me you know follow you

Okay ug this place is blocked off I thought you knew where to go we must go the other way which is by jumping with a horse kind of all right let me know how that works out for you you probably most person I ever know

You looted the CH what’ you find in the chest a couple gold coins how many not many well that seems to be a problem why is that you killed a bunch of enemies and got their gold coins like it kind of evened out you can’t get up here horsey

Horsey you get up my horse can’t even jump one block where are you Dad what there a giant owl bear thing Miggy oh yeah giant bear ow thing I thought you had already gone that way yeah but now it’s here well Le something’s here oh God I can stand up oh you’re not

The a I want some gold coins NP why would a bear why would a owl bear have coins you picked up the coins from it oh did I yeah well that doesn’t answer my question on why would an owl bear have coins I don’t know how many bears do you know that carry

Money I bear that carries money it’s called a bear honey honey bear and they’re here again none they’re all gone almost wow I almost got another St just from that wait a second clock Tower’s over here what we’re supposed we’re supposed to go this way oh okay I found some cool looking stuff

Though some bridges and things leading down to a some bridges and things I just said that some bridges oh it led down to a tent don’t mind if I come I wonder who would build this you loaded the chest there was nothing in it there’s nothing in the chest I don’t

Know it just o there’s a big monster down here well I’m coming I’m going to alert it and yeah no the chest opened up and it wouldn’t let me look in it so I don’t know if there was anything in it or not but it wouldn’t let me open it to to See howling F Beast or if that was a shambling mound kind of looked like one what’s that what we just killed no I see something in there in the leaf there’s something in the leaves oh yeah yeah I don’t know what it is because we’re in adventure mode the

Secret to the universe was within what was it in in the shambling mound or inside those leaves the leaves what’s up eat to Surf how you doing what I do not know what you just said oh I know there’s this Treasure Chest that I mean it

Opened but you can’t like loot it or whatever it must be 42 in there 42 items huh 42 that’s the answer to life the universe and everything well yeah but what is life what is life’s purpose it is not 42 well we’ll have to build another computer and and ask

It maybe in another 10,000 years we’ll know what the question is we’re going to be dead by then just remember that uh speak for yourself I plan on living forever all right you said that you found the the tower uh from the sign it says Tower’s over

Here okay ask the mice they’re building the new computer right oh Fair my horsey can’t get over there ah goblins you are no match for two of us yeah but there’s like five of them five yeah there’s a bunch more coming oh my God kill them all totally not like I’m collecting 500

Coins already there’s still More getting attacked by little baby things little baby things yeah little baby thing baby thing with Jiggies run Away never never give up never surrender oh what happened to your horse a horse your horse you had a horse didn’t you you couldn’t cross the water oh there we go what’s up dude no why is it making we’re in a cut scene we can’t kill the monsters

Charge charge we got to kill him there we go okay uh it’s not exactly the same screen um the main big screen that you’re seeing is Goofy lettuce my son and then down in the bottom right corner is my screen uh he is playing a barbarian that has fireballs and lightning bolts

Fireballs and I am playing a rogue that has Fireballs I also have rotten onions yes and and rotten onions oh yeah yeah the cut scene that was annoying that was the first time it ever had us uh stop midf fight to to listen to the dialogue that was kind of

Weird and another fight to kill the mimic I’ve only seen mimic treasure chests though me too I haven’t seen any mimic doors or mimic trees or mimic Horses or mimic healing potions oh that would be a nasty one do we just do a big circle we did do a big circle we supposed to go over here ah in here I got two there it is okay makes me wonder if I should put the

Split screen into a different corner so it doesn’t cut off the uh the dialogue boxes yes we’re breaking in Uh oh oh no more goblins oh you didn’t try and intimidate him or anything we can’t oh we could have he gave us the option to try a skill check on on him what are you doing little Goblin I seek money yeah we know only money definitely got a Mur

Murder hobo in our midst o golden chair I shall upon my Throne did you just say you were going to upon your throne I’m going to sit upon my can get the book first got it is that the one I got the book oh well I guess we

Didn’t need to ask more read it I need to read it we merged to the re we managed to rebuild some of the wards that blah blah original had in place but it had it was a disaster I wouldn’t be surprised if you heard zoglin screams all the way in Candle peep when

We activated them he burned to a crispy sandwich but it wasn’t exactly quick we were too eager and rebuilt the wards exactly like blah blah blah had them before blah blah blah some of those Fireballs that exploded we were met with when we first arrived we we a part of The Towers

Defense shouldn’t shouldn’t have shouldn’t seen this old creepy creep the wizard just laughed and we tried to PL zlin out that man is starting to scare me next page there it is yep three four was was there nothing on page three and four okay nope yeah I know

Right merely suggestions we read at our own pace nice book yeah it made finding finding the book we were looking for was real easy cuz they had it set up on that pedestal like we didn’t have to go digging through all these bookshelves trying to find the right one there’s all kinds of

Books around here I’m glad that the one that we wanted luckily was just sitting right out there on this I’m going upstairs and see what’s here there’s books on the floor can I pick them up probably not you’re right I can’t else I can do cl to the Tipping top of the clock

Tower what the dad I cannot break the bookshelves but I can walk through them now very very little in this DLC is Minecraft like you can’t really do you know you can’t mine can you get up the stairs quickly I don’t know how quickly I can but I’m on my

Way very quick I just found some monsters over here oh we’ll kill him I come in peace okay oh CST does cultist does I wonder if that’s supposed to be cultist a I can’t oh no Force cage now we have a this veyor uh is a dragon trapped inside our heads

Squirm I’m not a worm investigate use those skills S I couldn’t oh God o one nice is not nice ug what now uhoh yeah so I just anything in the barrier well we got a oh oh we got a so we got to follow the path oh

Jeez let’s see just go no just going won’t do it we need to make sure we hit all of these okay it’s a puzzle Dungeons and Dragons worst enemy yeah puzzles there yeah girl yeah yeah did we do it we did it yay I did a thing

Oh no kill them kill them before they kill us so that we don’t flee don’t drop anything useless yep ahead and kill how come that didn’t do anything to you where are you over here okay since oh higher what the heck dad you might want to come up here I might want to

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I do my best yeah I can’t die oh nice good job told you I can’t die I’ll still refrain from uh remembering your death earlier whenever you jumped into the ocean hey it stucked me

Inus thank you so another boss fight oh what do we have here that guy oh hey god of death but I am here I am your lord jug or not wait a minute is this a Marvel comic nope enough damage sacrifice hey I drink that potion suffer

Uhoh oh my God it’s like the Ender Dragon something wa there how do you like that oh no I missed my Fireball speed potion for 15 seconds got to get that Crystal pick the crystal up stop say I know it’s like we’re fighting Arnold Schwarzenegger here what’s going on hey I’m getting low in he open back up wait a second I can reach in give me a second it’s laughting for like 10 seconds Hi ouch see I don’t have healing potions like you do I do yeah I know you do I used all mine oh I’m almost dead can I eat my onions it certainly it certainly disgust my God onions here you keep this guy busy I’m going to run away I like that advice

That’s good advice how about you stay here and I swow my onions at oh no I died you cannot die today dad oh well I guess death doesn’t mean a lot in this Dungeons and Dragons [Laughter] gamech I to the wall by his powerful

Force got get back oh did I just crit my Fireball nice standing back so I can use don’t worry the Rogue will tank it for a while yeah die Juggernaut can I get you jow wait what book this book no can I get a portal ah it’s a different book okay

Yes the real book was in a different Castle actually no I haven’t I need my onion back you better free me from my bounds well we might have to cross the streams here in a minute it’s calling this a larva Mage but is this

A this is just a red wizard of th isn’t it you pesky human I think I’m flying yeah I think it is crying worms Oh god oh it threw us out the window well I guess there were worse things that it could have done to us true gods

That’s true I do seem to be thrown from the top of a tower why do I have to be thrown at the window why do we have to be thrown at the window I mean there were so many worse things that it could have done to

Us being thrown out the window into a pool de deep enough to not take any damage that that that wasn’t so bad it’s like like even on Minecraft land water you’re still going to be okay okay hereit Continue an injured bird you can’t understand anything did I ask we chased him yet we can yes I guess I did do that one yeah it’s all destroyed candle keeps destroy how’s candle keep destroyed if it is I mean it might be they did destroy our uh our hometown indeed

Death who wants death and they make him live I’d like to live please oh I hear somebody hissing and gasping those uh zombies even are you where are you I’m going towards our marker oh there’re skeletons there they are hey guys the real questions where are

You question is where do I find you follow your uh Waypoint Compass thing I am and it’s not leading me to the correct place I’m supposed to be at now I’m being jammed inside a wall ha how about there aha I’m about to be attacked again

The sa is that I don’t even know where you are I don’t see your name tag anywhere yeah I can see a goblin right down there oh well go kill the goblin I cannot kill the Goblins oh no look at all the horses first of I don’t know where you

Are second of all what for you really aren’t much of a dragon you’re just a voice in my head how about you tell me what to do it’s just another voice in my head that argues with all the other ones well might be we might be a pawn of Fate but

At least I have a body you know if I kill myself you’ll die too and I’ll just respawn and you won’t you don’t think the dragon would respawn with you nope blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah can I have my onion back your

Onion yeah picked up my onion I do have an onion here yeah enjoy I can see the stink lines coming off of me from where I was holding it I’m G to get some boots think oh I never equipped all those all the stuff that I bought last time oh

No oh I need the pants okay need to get some pants get the pants get out of the menu how do we get there’s that’s how we get out of the menu buy some pants been walking around with no pants on this whole time the heck there’s those healing potions you’re so fond

Of you bought a lot of those no wonder did you just you bought all the healing potions I didn’t even I didn’t even realize they had a limited supply of items you just bought them all I can’t buy any now the heck well so fair so

Long what’s the stream rated what do you mean I have no idea what you’re talking about the rated what it’s not quite triple XX maybe just double X double XXL yeah yeah I’m I wear a 2XL that’s what we’re rated what’s this oh yeah that’s true I

Have been pantsless this whole time I know I think I had some I think you have some default pants that you start with you do yeah I had some I had some basic pants some some leggings I just why you look like that genetics

Son no why do you have a green Hood now oh because I bought a the level two hat and why do you have a white shirt on that’s not me wait wait that’s not you oh no no I’m over here I’m the guy with my name above of me

Oh I don’t really pay attention to names oh my God he was a pilgrim hat nice Pilgrim hat heck yeah that’d be a good band name we’re gonna start up the band called default uh uh default pants uh what you’re talking to someone I am I am

Talking to somebody and who’s that well you’re one of the people I’m talking to but I’m also talking to eat to Surf eat to Surf is in our chat talking to us well are you just now catching on that I’ve been talking to somebody this whole time no I thought you talking to

Me well just pretend I was well now I cannot because you did that yeah I know right d I don’t know how familiar you are with Forgotten Realms I imagine at least you have a cursory knowledge of them but we’re in Candle keep right now

What do you like what what do you think of that I’m just exploring right now any hidden chest I thought about it yeah Mr goofy did say that candle keep could have been destroyed didn’t he luckily it was not yep weaklings gone oh yeah I guess that guy is dead I

Mean his academics did not save him from a band of cultists I moved him he did and aren’t teelings uh descendants from Devils half devil half human would you they wanted the portal right they were trying to set up a portal is the dragon technically a devil because if it’s permanent then wow

I think the band The Cult was trying to set up a portal in the book Tower Continue the cult of personality yes uh that was the song though that wasn’t the band we thr out of the window that’s what happened yeah that’s exactly what happened that’s right huh yep the charges against me the charges of sneaking through the poopy sewer to get into here to talk to you

Nothing told you I thought you said you were going to help us butthole mhm identity yeah exactly yeah I’m going to kill you I wonder if this guy has a Tippy for my bung hole 10 more minutes yep What creatures did we describe the man or was it the ones that

Were uh the man I I think he’s talking about the guys who were um messing with the dragon that put the the dragon’s body into the coin and then the coin or not the body the dragon soul into the coin the coin into our body and then they jammed something into

The dragon’s body I think those are the creatures he’s talking about yeah yeah I definitely said J Jam jam it in that body yeah yeah what is it a Apprentice jealous I am you’re taking too long talking not enough killing for you right now huh yep uhuh no more rest kill

Goblins goblins me kill you going burn up all the books in here in the library throwing those Fireballs around need what I’m going to kill everybody in this Village good luck with that they never K me I’m Immortal Immortal I have not died once since I’ve being

Drowned and that part where I Dr okay calm down bis name is not B okay you’re name is B nothing no that’s pricey one gold piece is pricey we got talk you [Laughter] down it’s the lowest rate because we don’t have copper or silver integrated into this game here you

Go is Goblin in quest log updated killing bees oh is this my dream I think this is your dream I have your name hovering above my head in my dream what the heck is going on S make my day there’s no one there you dum all right hey what

Nothing yeah I saw it too but I couldn’t tell what it was it was all pixelated like it was in some sort of Minecraft trapped in a coin it when he got trapped in a coin and they got infused into US it became one of us oh is that what we were seeing

No knew it let’s go small room no I’m going back to bed all right wait a second why couldn’t we get a room apart I know we shared a single bed there I hate you yeah there’s a couple potions here you want some absolutely y y i all right

Well what do you say that we wrap it up for the evening that’s exactly what I was going to say I know there wasn’t enough killing for you here in the last few minutes was there all right people I hope I have a good day

And you too and I hope I get better for my sniffles and sneezes oh okay I guess not sneezes but sniffles and brain T from running into a rock you had brain damage from running into a rock huh yeah and I hope my terrible headache that has been bleeding

For the past ire time is going to go away in the next video on chapter three this is Goofy lettuce and Sir make my day thank you for watching and thank you e sir for coming and hanging out with us been a lot of fun thank you much thank you

Much he uh he says that he hopes you feel better and that we have a good turkey day have a uh I guess good Thanksgiving see you next time uh got a do you want to raid to somewhere we got a couple of them a couple Dungeons and

Dragons places up uh we got dungeon scrollers dist Place Phoenix Walky and paladins archives well we have a couple days to do couple days to it let’s uh let’s go there go to Paladin’s archives they’re doing a uh a marathon world record trying to set another world

Record that they’ve done in the past so we’ll go there well thank you again eat to surf for watching us thank anyone else that’s that has watched us and uh we will catch you guys next time have a great time byebye