EPIC! Fishie Comics – The Insane Start of Birdlife SMP

Welcome to bird life a Minecraft SMP that’s inspired by Third life if you don’t know what third life is honestly I don’t know how you found this but here’s a helpful explanation from the man who created it himself after that Off to the Races welcome to bird life an experimental Minecraft hardcore

Minseries with a Twist I’m joined by nine other Minecrafters and all of us have three lives on our first life we have a green name and all we have to do is survive in a very small Minecraft world and have some fun when we die our

Name will change to Yellow now this is okay but we’re in hot water because if we die again we will be on our third life now this is where it gets interesting because if you’re on your third life your name turns red and your goal changes you then become hostile and

Have to take out everyone else’s lives on the server and if you die in your third life you enter spectator mode and the series is over for you this is going to be a lot of fun so let’s jump in okay okay everybody get in the circle gather around the

Campfire and sing our campfire song our c everybody ready okay Uno moment I’m gonna move the world B and we can [Applause] start life everyone don’t die May the odds be your May the odds be ever in your favor yeah y y don’t die don’t die I’m trying to

Yay go go go you were free don’t die immediately I’m trying I spotted this from the border I’m going immediately all right hey guys here we go oh it begins what in is this a very a is this like a m shaft yeah no I spotted

It from Spawn I was like oh I’m checking that out first yeah fair enough what the hell really is now the time iing hate those cars they’re so loud and it’s every day goodness o oh oh here we go here we go you’re already starting careful just over

Here oh is that a big pit little bit oh and a zombie yeah well I have to grill it into my head don’t go caving don’t go caving you know it’s a bad idea don’t do it not yet not yet uh probably the village H I went the wrong way then

Hello me too I saw saw the I saw the the M shaft and I was like I want to look at that first what do you mean this is the wrong place we’re in the desert isn’t that supposed to be like the main thing of this game or something yeah isn’t

There’re supposed that’s a good point true just true I don’t know what to do be honest yeah I I am certainly going to try and figure it out I want to see if I can get into that area into that M shft and see what’s in there yep I’m trying

I’m trying to get up mostly I just want string cuz I want a fish cuz that’s a good source of food if I would that’s a really good idea yeah if you get string I’d say make make a fishing rod and make a bow those are your those are your two big

Things yeah cuz I suck at close combat but I’m pretty okay at Bow combat just in terms of like mobs I’m less good when it comes to people who’s fighting mobs already help You good Jesus Christ I got down to three hearts how Jesus Christ it been 5 minutes Jesus Christ so I’m going to make a shovel very quick G I wonder who’s going to go out first you my god oh oh sh creatures creatures guys by guys go actually bye

Guys oh fishy there’s a trident Dr Over In this River why so just watch your back appreciate it but also why why is he here all right so now that I have a second welcome to third life Gamers goodness bit of a start there but just goodness I don’t know what else

To say any I don’t think this is worth it yeah yeah yeah we can we can check this out later yeah when we have like Shields food and stuff yeah oh there’s a trident drown nearby be careful he’s got a trident because why wouldn’t he got to go around I don’t think

Anyone’s over here yet you got to be careful though I don’t have a lot of food time to be that guy I’ve seen third life I know how valuable this is y I know it’s 700 block border but how big is that actually Monster Hunter goodness people are braver than I

Am ooh oh oh hey did you see the big hole oh not this big hole Yeah I’m I’m in the big hole what big hole go that one yeah here there’s a big hole over here if you’re able give me one second okay sorry I’m making an axe you’re good

I’m going to fish a little bit Ah fitting to your name yes I’m doing what I was born to do but you’ll see what I mean by big hole parents named you fishy for a reason yeah yeah Destiny somebody’s already got a shield I have I have a shield

What I mean this is what I’ve been doing but you see big hole all right good luck has anybody else already gone down here or is it just you hanging out I don’t know I just wandered over here from the Mesa I was like I said I was going to

Make a bad choice so okay I’ll at least get to hear your last words you will thank you have a good day yeah you too guys what the fu what the wait am I allowed to use this we have a rule against what the okay there’s the

Border Border’s over here it’s like I I do like hardcore for fun but something about it being on here makes me like nervous I also need to make sure I get all the sugar cane buter fish okay I can’t swim oh this is awful oh here’s the

Village or was there a second village oh sorry little bud I got to eat already we have keep inventory on at the very least yo suddenly I’m doing great has anyone been here yet okay going to leave him be that’s illegal we we said we weren’t going to use Those no come here please No I don’t have any other fish shoot okay I have a mission I should be more near more people but like sorry I have a tendency to wander so everyone is going to see that quite quickly I need a saddle I need a saddle or I need another Godlike book because

I’m still in shock what the hell was that let’s get some fish six oh you know what yeah yeah hello little friend come back little guy ah it’s gone well I got to eat so I’m going to keep going along the water and taking all the C the sugarcane

I think that’s I think that’s my best bet you know a boat’s probably a good idea stop wasting my food and go in sty God everyone’s suiting up but I’m sitting here with just a salmon head I should go find other people I don’t have any malicious plans I just

Think it would be really funny if I had all the sugarcane Cherrywood okay hold on ooh and bamboo okay I want both I want both I want both I want both I love building with both of these things give give give give give give give give give yes

I’m not going to take all of it cuz that feels not good Mangrove as well this is fantastic I love everything about this you know what I’m I’m always doing the hardcore survival thing let’s just have a nice time the first session you know I’ll find everyone else eventually but I want my

Pink wood and my bamboo where is everyone actually here I am wandering around collecting all the sugar Canan cuz I think it’s funny and everyone’s disappeared they’re all spelunking they’re all in the mines ah damn it oh I could be cruel I could be I won’t be but I

Could okay so now we know what the Four Corners look like we’ve been all around on the map God everyone’s actually playing the game which is what I expected to be doing but we’re taking a more relaxed stance because I will I will stress if I think

Too hard about it oh Sun’s going down Sun’s going down here spawn there’s okay I need to find people I need to find more people there’s safety and numbers the first night alone just me and my fish hello hello anybody Here I see a light it’s just a torch from someone that was

Mining that a nether portal hello hello Oh I lagged hello ooh hey people scared success oh you got company save me save me I don’t have a shield bro you got more gear than I do yeah I spent the first day wandering around yeah have that have that oh thank you yes hey we got we got friends we got

Friends full armor where’s friends behind we got two zombies got I’m trying to figure out where I want to set up I just don’t know where everybody else is set up yeah I haven’t run to people in a while I don’t know where anyone is I’ve just been running around

Collecting I’m kind of thinking about that mountain over there just because it’s high it’s like a fishy would you like to come and live with me on the mountain you know what I would love to all right we can get you a horse when cuz I have two more uh oh

Wait I just need more leather oh wait no oh wait yeah we can craft it can’t we I also did here here here oh oh oh horse oh it can be the the the I don’t know what we’re going to call ourselves come on any what were we going to

Say I don’t remember now he said you also found what what did I I don’t remember what I said I’ll be Real this is a this one’s got nice stamina spider yeah there we go all right not very fast the fastest horse ever but I caught it when I was singing Back Street Boys so it’s special to me a we can build a path across yeah we could or that works too

Come on bud you can make it it a spider joing oh I got you nice we’re so good teamwork no come back there you go come on there you go I named my horse back stre because I was singing I Want It That Way by the

Back stre boys when I caught it very cute but also we’re being shot at got it you good you need help all right the cave was nice it was a nice cave nice luxurious cave very good very good I got diamonds I have uh if I am correct uh

All the sugarcane on the server really yeah uh I have a stack and a half holy you for sure have all the like did you go around taking all of it yes I was like well if I’m not going caving I should be I should do something

Productive so I went and I got me I don’t think anybody else that’s a creeper I don’t think anybody else would have done that I was like everyone else is like getting actual achievements let me be I wasn’t even doing it maliciously I just thought it would be

Funny well I mean yeah it’d be funny if you own all of the sugar cane on the server cuz some outside the Border o O it’s the slight lag that’s throwing me off yep there’s a llama okay huh there’s a llama I don’t have a lead put don’t have slime balls this is a nice little place oh my God think you think we should live here I think up here is a nice spot hold

On think you see like this kind of like divot in the ground we can build like a like a teered house kind Of yeah like it’s up against like the like it’s it’s like up against the wall too so it’s good for like protection we’ll see anyone that tries to come by we can build a wall around it too we can have a nice gated community trying to get a llama a pit come on

Buddy in the pit get in the pit get in let me help there you go oh can get slime ball come on stay in there I got one Diamond left if you want it or we could wait and see if we can make an enchanting table after yeah I’d

Say wait on it just cuz there’s not a like can do with just one diamond oh my Lord make a shovel There’s a Zombie you want to go get him I I got it it is a bad idea it is a bad idea for me

To be in combat I have no armor I’m in a pit all right probably put the horses in the Pito yeah oh creeper oh man oh man come on yeah it’s locked on me no no we’re good we’re good God my timing is so off there we go and

Gunpowder and we have sugar cane so we are winning we’re doing great I’m going to make some charcoal I’m waiting coal when I was in the mine oh I have coal I have 26 popping in this one right here okay uh here I’ll do like 133 that I’ll go out and see where everybody else is but for now for now this is good this is a good start I’m kind of glad that I’m not the first one dead but also like oh that’s should be hey pressure’s off now die first you can die whenever you want yeah

Exactly I’ve got an iron sword or not iron sword stone sword iron ax and diamond pickaxe I need you to tell I need you I I need to second opinion on this because I might have a legal Contraband oh no I I was fishing actually when you said that you were

Going to go down into the hole immediately I muted my mic because I fished up this please give it back I screamed I I screamed I don’t think that’s a legal Contraband I think that that’s fair I fished it up I fished it up I think it’s fair play okay that’s

What I was thinking but I was like wait is this legal what okay what are you going to use it for cuz it’s got efficiency but it also has sharpness I’m thinking probably an axe axe yeah cuz I I mostly like I favor axe when we do like PVP or

Combat yeah yeah I’m keeping this on my person though I don’t want to risk that getting stolen like someone walks by anywhere by your person yeah I’m going to like Circle the little place that we’re sitting at just to see if anybody else is here okay you know for not going

Caving this is not a bad setup for me I made my choice and now we’re benefiting I think I don’t know I think this is a good setup I still don’t I I’m with ke probably is it illegal but it it feels illegal what I do need is to go down by the Water someone must have already weakened it no pearl they’re blocked though guess I’ll take you home oh wait I have I have wheat back at the House hi moin motion SPAC on the other side oh cool we got neighbors also killed yeah I also killed most of the passive animals over there but the chickens that they had I’m going to go over here and do the same okay oh uh I I

Will hold on I have wheat I’m going to take like the I found a sheep I also killed uh an Enderman just now but I think someone else tapped it because it died in like two hits okay here I’m going to dig a hole in the wall for the animal okay how many

Did you get I got three sheep I’ve got like four chicken eggs we’ll be good on food and if we need wool for whatever reason we have it building mostly and then I buil a fence so okay oh come on little guys there you go your forever home make Baby yay now we have four you’re wearing a salmon head so I feel like I have to wear a salmon head too oh do you have one too I do I was like I don’t have armor this is all I have I think we should I

Think we should keep them on I’m fine with that no helmets that’s fine salmon boy hey they put player heads on for a reason we got to we got to take advantage I need to be there when Sonic dies there is three iron in here for you

To do whatever you wish with this I would like a bucket it will make me feel safe because I know how to I know how to bucket clutch oh sick I know vaguely how to bucket clutch but not enough to be a genius about it it’s all about timing honestly I learned through

Practice okay I’m going to just I’m going to go explore a little bit I will be back I’m going to do some fishing get some food maybe another maybe another book oh have to go to the same area you’re fishing yeah we’ll reconvene in a bit

Well going well so far we got an alliance we got a house we got bamboo we have a bucket I don’t know what else we’re doing great we’re we’re hanging in there I may not have armor but I do have fish and you know what that’s pretty all

Right got anything good fishy uh just fish Just Fish I’m going to set up like a little farm though just a small one just to keep us fed and then maybe maybe a campfire just so I don’t have to waste the coal on cooking fish yeah that’s one of the most

Annoying parts of I think of like cooking things and having fish and yeah okay okay let two bones I might be able to get something all right I will let you know good luck yeah yeah hello I I am in here I in fact am and I’m quickly running through and

Deleting a ton of from my computer because I just got a little not I just I just realized that I have not been recording for an amount of time oh no because I ran out of space on my computer oh man I don’t know if deleting it is going to do me much

Good whoopsy daisies damn but we will find out oh wait what if I were silly I have the wheat I know where the cows are can you get another um get another just need more bones so I’m going to sit here for a bit let’s light the area

Up wow two of them huh wow I do actually need a continuous supply of strings so that’s not bad for me hey oh shoot I got both of them I have no words I have no words that went so bad that went so terribly thank God I have food I am so glad no one saw that in real time but also just damn I might sit with the sheep for a bit you know what I might do

You know what I should do Hold On Let’s uh let’s idiot proof this real quick I’ll explain to Kiwi what happen when they get back yeah that couldn’t that could not have gone worse actually actually it could have gone worse if I died I thought I was dead I’m I’m going

To be so real I thought I was dead there oh I thought I messed up so bad thank God I had the shield oh my God God I’m I’m frazzled now I don’t know what to do time to cow in fear this is not a good start for me there

Are people that are definitely having it worse but I’m not having a great start anymore oh my God I get it now when people call themselves like a wet cat like I feel that right now I get it now oh oh oh hey yo yo yo

Yo no no no no no do not do that come on come on buddy just want to make myself a bow I don’t even have arrows I just want to be I just want to feel safe yeah definit people are definitely having worse days than me I would be feeling more confident if

I had armor but I didn’t go cing my plan was to go underwater I was going to get a door and start spelunking but then it came night once it turns daytime that’s my plan but like yeah we’re going to we’re going to sit in the corner what happened I made a

Mistake what did you do I I was like oh I’m going to light up the around area so that way it’s not you know what is it it’s not dark in here you know so monsters won’t spawn and I walk up and I’m like oh that’s two spiders let me

Take care of them and then I was fighting them and I backed up into the horse pit and I went down to two hearts oh no are they all alive they’re all alive I hit one of them but that’s why there’s trap doors on top of it now okay

Puppies a I have no idea if there are any other dogs on the server if I just have the only ones oh you gave them the pink that’s so cute I did I think it’s cute cuz they have piis a I was going to start farming and then

That happened and then you died not or you almost died I almost died and I was like I’m going to I’m going to keep myself safe a puppies puppies I thought I lost one of them earlier because I uh we got to get you a name tag I

Could I also I’m going to dig a bit underground and I’ll I’ll put the sugar cane so we can grow more I I might run around and really double back and make sure I have all of it okay I might run around and just go see where people are staying oh that’s a

Good idea SP over there I forgot it was fast leaves I was like how what I was checking our Z value so or not our Z our uh y value so I knew if we were going to be able to like build higher CU we could do like a little platform up There yeah what’s the highest point I don’t know I think we’re good I think we’re we’re definitely the the tallest 124 is up here that’s why we’re building our house this it’s not because it’s like advantageous or something it’s just because we want to be the tallest

On look I’m the shortest in real life most of the time so I need this T are you dude I’m 5’2 oh I’m 56 oh they found the camel camel I found I found that earlier but I have a saddle so I was like I’ll just leave it be yeah also I’ve been

Watching Secret Life those things aren’t good for survival aren’t or are are not scar has taken so much damage on that thing because it’s it’s two blocks tall so you you are taller than you think you are and you’ll just suffocate Oh that makes I need a spy glass oh oh oh you know suddenly I’m feeling great I was I was uh I guess monologuing and I was like people are probably having a worse day but I’m definitely not having the best one yeah to be fair you you did get blown

Up is this a good time of Scar reference good time of Scar reference we could get that llama fixed up and then with the sugarcan we could probably go around and like get some iron from people you some sugar cane for no reason we got to no the Strat is we got

To offer him paper R so they can’t get you are smart what do sugarcan do I forgot we can use it for TNT books and books but we we can’t really use books yeah for an enchanting table Yeah but other than that true true I don’t even I could get obsidian

And but we only have one diamond yeah I know John I think is building by himself yeah I can see I mean we can is that I see his nether portal but is that his base down there it’s it’s it’s like uh kind of that way

Oh okay oh anyways break 15 minutes see you then all right well see you in 15 why is it night why is it night already I don’t know I like it was night immediately no I wanted more time it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine it’s fine at least I have the puppies here

Now they’re not mine but they’re company they’re puppies they’re puppies they’re they’re my emotional support animals I thought I was going to do so well at this I mean you’re you’re not dead yet yeah but I’m also sitting here with no armor I’m going to okay I’m going to set us up

So let’s see I’m going to decorate the inside of the the animal pen and then I got to figure out where I’m going to put the uh the the the farm the I don’t know if anyone’s listening I’m like is anyone around the special item that I

Have cuz we need to make more of this special item cocaine I have cocaine I I I snuck cocaine in or cocaine salmon cocaine con if you will I’m take you know it’s like the Silk Road the C the cocaine River oh give me a where the

Cocain I’m going to go tell okay mine all right all right I’m pretty happy with the fact that I’m teamed with Ki no oh that sounds like some drama it’s okay I forgive you oh my God all right I don’t know if I will strip all of

Them and I’ll decide what to do for the roof later but at the very least right now they have a more comfortable looking setup now I got to figure out where we’re going to put the the trail of cocaine hello forgot I was muted hello hi you

Scared me yeah sorry I didn’t realize I was muted for a bit oh this is your area I was about to Def face your trees I’m sorry uh you take a few as long as like replant but can I take like these instead yeah go for it sapling

Excellent I’m just checking around oh you have walls yeah these are KES I’m working on like kind of leveling the ground and everything right now yeah well we’re I think you guys already know that but we’re that way yeah kiwi told me we we’re uh we’re neighbors we’re neighbors

Yeah that’s cute okay I’m going to continue my travels CU I’m trying to find a cow I may have found a hole full of them I thought about taking them cuz I have wheat but I did find I can I can kind of show you I I don’t know if they’re still

There but I found it during beginning of uh of the session all right direction is fine I haven’t explored a lot to be honest I explored and then I I settled down with kiwi so I have a general sense of where things are think they and I were kind of like

Trying to explore and then we’ve got to the top of the mountain and then um yeah kind of like someone died I think like we’re staying here and then fair oh yeah there’s one right here oh yeah they might have takenow it’s night time me see not enjoying this yeah okay oh

Okay I got another one we can work out a deal we can breed it up so there are four and then we each take too oh is there hi hi hello where’d you find those right here oh I guess we’re taking the Sheep too oh that’s fine can’t hurt food right

Yeah now the problem is oh oh God someone’s at my door okay hold on oh guess it’s up to Me O Mo come back Mo come Back okay come here fellas come on fellas we’re going to make it home where did the creeper go oh we wandered outside the Border okay now he’s Coming oh someone around and found out Oh that’s oh that sucks how do I get them up there is the question uh uh uh uh uh uh son of a help help help help help help oh no everything baby I’m trying not to hit the Too oh my God oh my God God oh my God oh my God I’m going to die I’m going to die oh my God I’m going to die oh my God to the water to the water to the water sorry salmon once I’m at full health I’m

Sprinting home I was F fine with all of that and then the baby zombie showed up and that scared me okay I see someone I see someone I hope it’s hope it’s a friend sorry I had to run it’s okay I understand oh okay fish

Is helping you so are we going to share the cows I was saying like we could do like breed them twice so that way we each get two cows okay got it got it I accept that I was going to come over here and be like man it’d be so bad if I

Killed him so we neither of us could use them unless gave us access but then fishing was nice so no it’s it’s fine I almost died to a creeper though and I can’t find the other cow so I’m just trying to get out of the dark shoot

There were two cow a little bit oh there’s one down here there’s one down here here throw me’s a whe uh yeah here you can have mine yeah here you go oh okay where did it go it’s up here oh it’s up there okay hi come on buddy come On dude I almost died I saw the live flash saw your green life before your eyes yeah I’ve had enough of near-death experiences today honestly like a block I think two two is quite enough for for me today thank you I have had no near-death experiences I’m

Very surprised both I’m doing so much worse than I thought I would but I’m not dead yet so you know you’re doing okay you’re doing both simultaneously better and worse yeah so fishy what what would your opinions be on uh oh on the right on us on the mountain

Forming some kind of conglomeration of mountain I’m cool with that oh we have to all the only person we have to ask is space yeah there’s strength and numbers I know where Sonic’s cows are by the way they haven’t done anything yet emphasis on yet be so bad if something happen to

Your and then he just immediately went I’m going to kill Ki bir and I felt my body die look I’m not sure what I could do to help but at the very least if he tries to kill you I won’t just stand there like I normally

Do he’s not going to he’s not able to kill me until until red yeah so we’re good for now I’m okay for now yeah I tried to offer because I was like well if he’s teamed with me then he won’t be able to kill me and then he’s like I

Don’t want to team with you and I was like please okay being difficult about this fine and then I messaged space and space said uh I asked I’m down did Mo also say yes I said yes we are now one big one big group one big family

Yay we’re not doing this again no wait a second not another family unit oh is that what we’re doing no no no I mean we could do metaphorically metaphorically metaphorically like chosen family kind of stuff yeah sometimes family can just be four actual creatures just running around causing Mayhem yeah exactly

Exactly we’ve got a troll from Dream works we’ve got a dog an axel and whatever space is exactly yeah than got know space is I may not have armor but I do have friends you have a I have a ho like that one undertale song I don’t

Know how playing the bone trous is going to help us here but sure pump and dreams I Know the amount of yellow we have is concerning yeah that was very quick yeah that’s four in the first episode Like good good Lord all right wheat’s growing yipp yippee how much armor have you gotten by the way or iron I full iron awesome there is iron in there for you make some armor thank God thank you yes I’m G to go ahead and just Ah that’s so much

Better I feel a little safer now I’ve been we are almost 2 hours into playing and I only just now got got a chest plate I mean I think other people are doing pretty much the same yeah so people really do have sugar cane I didn’t get all of

It yeah I asked Sonic and John and O and they were like that’s the first thing I went to get damn it it it’s like I got so much of it I thought I got all of it which that’s honestly fair I probably if if I had gotten like a massive amount

I probably also would have thought I just saw John why is John up here John son a donut you piece of I I will cry I will cry I will cry I you’re G to make fishy cry John I I should have known it was it was so I heard get give me a second I’m going to go sit with the Sheep this is this is pretty this is my Panic Room now died this is my Panic Room cool these are my anxiety animals yeah all right I’m good

Okay why are you in our house I was just check it out who um what the people up here oh the mountain on the mountain yeah Mountain F yeah cuz i i s I can’t F in cherry trees and these cherry trees were definitely not there before

So they were only on one Island weren’t they yeah they were on one Island I didn’t take all of it I was like I don’t want to be that guy yeah I am that guy yeah if you look at the island I’ve colonized it me and me and Sonic Mike are living

There ah I see I see yeah feel free to visit when you want oh cuz if I go over there he’s going to kill me okay except you Kiki it’s for your safety I’m the only one with an invite got it you’re like bro get out of here

You’re not welcome here anymore get out get out a donut we a donut what did I do look it’s still lit no we hate you now it’s official um you sure you you would take one of these they let we discuss do we take do we take this do we take

This you you keep that choose whether you want to be friends or first I think we stay foes he just gave us a free Cactus yeah I think we stay foes I kind of already have Cactus I was just wait I was just waiting for him to

Leave CCT I was literally about to like a message inot face I have c yeah no I have it like I said I dude I explored before I settled down I did not do that no you were in the caves while I was up uh in the land and

See I came up from my little my little Jaun in the caves and I was like fishy fishy aren’t th there fishy I am and you’re not there down night’s coming again this is God damn M night night M I like Sonic Mike is what

No no no he’s not GNA show his face around here start crying now we got a nice little campfire area yeah kid I don’t want to waste sand on uh glass Sonic is in the nether well yeah we know where John’s portal is if I don’t want to use glass I

Usually just use like uh fence post yeah yeah you got it oh we got glowberries going we got glowberries going very nice MH and then if I just take we’re glowing we’re gaming we’re gaming we’re gaming Gamers gaming yeah important thing to know about me I I use

The term gamer as like a term for dude or bro no dud bro I I do too first I’m Southern California and I’m going to say dude and bro a lot but also but also like I get it I will too yeah I gamer is like I will get into

A voice call and say uh gaming today and I I don’t mean it in like a is everybody playing a video game today I mean it in a is everybody okay no I get that I use it the same way dude I understand completely see this is why this Alliance

Is going to work out communication is key everyone has to say gamer everybody’s got to say Gamers what’s popping Gamers today on our Minecraft Let’s Play episode one all right area is lit because I’m autistic all I heard was because I’m autistic which is fair I said I say you be too much

Because I that checks out that makes sense look I’m very undiagnosed but I know that much I know that sorry I had like a moment that I where I forgot how to make a shovel it’s called complicated it’s okay I sat there staring in the chest and I

Was like what what do I need for this how does this go again oh well uh you okay choose who dies for a second I was like did I not pick up the mutton I did I got it oh pick up the victory pick the victim is it really living if you don’t

Look good while doing it yeah I don’t care if I can burn make my house nice entirely flammable house it’s fine yep it’s fine well the inside’s not going to be flammable it’s going to be under true true I don’t think you understand just how much I make my bases like in the

Floor no I’ve seen the Cod Shores you’ve not seen the other servers I’ve played on every single server minus one I have built a house underground ohy my ass yeah the Only you have to sleep up yeah I the lag is bad I don’t know why it’s so laggy my connection was fine yesterday I think it’s because we have everyone on now true this isn’t even everyone we’re missing uh we’re missing joke yeah drop a carrot please drop a carrot

Or a potato please please please please something I can Farm to get C I see one over there this guy’s got a sword we don’t have carrots I want that he didn’t even drop the sword I was really confused why I had particles around me for a second and

Then I remembered that I ate the rotten flesh hello hello how’s it going good how’s it going with you that’s I’m hanging in there yeah it’s been a day I’m not dead yet but it’s been a day yeah a yeah I fell in here earlier while

Fighting it’s got to be close him up here o keep your freaking hands out of the chest no leather whatever don’t do it I will kill you where you I will kill you where you did I will break your rules okay okay how’s uh how’s living with John

Going uh very good I just got a slightly concerning message from him second you said that but I mean I can’t say what I heard that yeah where was our neighbor these creepers these cre creep actual menaces they’ve got like what every one of them except for one I yeah I think

Most of them holy four yellows first session isn’t it five five I can’t oh God the flickering makes it hard why is it flickering get out of the oh my God I think the it sorts by ping so it ping pong’s back I don’t know

How if I’m still green by the end of of the session I’m going to feel fantastic no don’t jinx it a dude dude half of the Mountaineers are yellow oh wait oh God oh my God wait it is oh we are oh I was trying to make the mountain more safe oh

Martyr no fine don’t worry I could do this did you just sleep in our bed not very cozy at all you I felt like a twinge of violence for a second like all right I’m going to go now I’m pushing my as soon as one of

Us goes red you’re fing gone oh I’m threatening your life get off the mountain okay it should be lit up a little more that’s good all things considered like I keep for like not to toot my own hor horn or anything but I keep forgetting how relatively competent I am at

Minecraft I have a Rel I have like the survivalist instinct is what I am going on yeah I want to live I I used to play hardcore I still do fies oh really I cuz I was like I can’t do this anymore it’s stressful was very stressful for K

Yeah every time I take damage you’re like oh I’m like we can take damage it’s allow just it’s okay you’re not going to die that’s why on a birdcraft it took me so long to get used to the fact that it’s okay if I die cuz we had keep keep inventory and

Everything well now it’s not okay yeah now it’s gone it’s like oh now you have to get unused to it yeah got to untrain my brain really really into that domestic lifestyle I build a house we build house we Farm crops we build house we farm crop I have

Not gotten a single carrot or a potato from any of the zombies I killed I’m so upset we haven’t gotten one is such a surprising considering I’ve killed many of them how am I supposed to farm crops if there’s no crop enchanter oh that okay it’s episode one

Bro yeah but remember Sonic had the ice bucket challenge yeah if this is going the way of third life uh I’m fine with not being red enchanting they can be red enchanting all they want I don’t want to be r enchanting I’m not a theater

Kid I am but I don’t want to get into medieval role play I’m yeah I’m good I’m not fishy so sorry to say this I’m not calling you my Lord I’m completely okay with that please don’t Among Us yes I’m going I’m going to move the beds into the house come

Okay going to make beds so it’s oh yeah I like my space when I sleep yeah you got it all right I’m going to ask this before I go off and run run around with it would it be funny to imply that our characters are married I’m Ace

So I’m I’m I’m I’m Ace so just oh oh God no see I get that E’s the person who I’m basically with in uh in bird birdcraft is also the person I most mostly make like ha we’re mered jokes with and E’s Arrow a ah gotcha I guess

It’s fine yeah I I want to check you like with your okayness of yeah oh you stomp on the fing crops head bro my crops oh my where are they coming from I thought we lit the place up not over here no hold on give me a sec huh what are you

Building down there a pool for also for fishing so I don’t have to go down there that’s we can just lie and say it’s only for fishing not for fishing only for swimming yeah it’s only for they’ll never know what the true reason is even if they stop by and they see me

Actively fishing in it what are you fishing in you’re practice the very distant I’m fine I have yeah I know it’s still scary I got bread fishy yeah I’m going to go get obsidian we’re going to make a an enchanting table they have diamonds okay okay okay I’m not stopping until

They tell me to Stop you’re doing great here you go here you Go yeah wooo and then I’ve got all the lapis back at our place I did not bring the lapis with us here do you want to put it in your yeah sure put in our secret shoot I’ll be out of here in a second session’s

Over which means I got to get out of here 5 minutes I can do it in five minutes and then I spent four minutes filling up the pool I’m not putting you guys through that I just want you to know that it was filled build and that’s how I spent the last

Moments of the episode and I’ll leave myself with the animals all right and that’s it that’s the end of the session see you guys next time hopefully we’ll do better next time Bye-bye