EPIC Guardian Farm in Ph1LzA’s Minecraft Hardcore S4E58!

Hey guys how’s it going if one day we’re gonna make a guardian farm oh yes and it’s gonna be very quick and very easy apparently he’s in here it’s night time I didn’t even know was raining canal dude all right so much okay sensory overload we got a

Thunderstorm as well now [ __ ] so I was trying to say it was we got a speedy boy again and if you don’t know what I is it’s a trailer that just decides to go like flash speed he goes full like he breaks the sound barrier under storm so

I guess we’re doing that instead it’s nighttime right you’ll be able to sit you’ll bit hyrum listen carefully any cool like now now is the time boys go get some special boys we’ll do it my house now they’re giving you a heart attack you have a great stream I missed you hey

You just so you know I clipped you saying how long building the farm will take oh yeah we’re all so l underscore as fine by me dude cuz I already said it’s with distractions it’ll be like to us where I was meant to take an hour with no

Distractions I guess we’ll get Scout oh oh we’ll get what we can oh [ __ ] so that’s a we still got the same remit let’s get this boy stopped I just get a little bit close like one dead wolf yeah thank you did you just pick that up he was wearing

He was wearing the head of his fallen brother dude that’s kind of their zombie hey Cornette time to die yeah alright as summer storms actually lasting quite a while this is good a three heads oh it’s more over here didn’t Oh sick oh no it’s gone let me just make absolutely certain

It’s cuz it couldn’t go through the tree oh you okay you give you you oh yeah but he go always all over there hello let me hear him go I’m just taking arrows like a champion holy [ __ ] actual porcupine you this week this week one mean what the we’re good we’re good

Okay yeah yep yep do you think do you think oh my god [ __ ] let me out let me out didn’t know that was gonna happen do okay I kid we was oh it’s still it’s on the song I’m positive let’s get this guy oh wait yeah it’s gone it’s gone

All right well bye dude get the [ __ ] oh baby I’ve got too much crap all right awesome head through that collection holy [ __ ] I moved ahead I moved some heads over there as well look we got so many things get awkward I need to find a spot that I

Can actually like reach these figures go take more desks I’m gonna be using that a lot of thing this way is why we’re doing it yeah I thought I could just sneak in the stick but look it’s neat getting this thing and it’s not gonna work unless I’m really quick

And I just take a bunch of damage and just don’t give a [ __ ] we’re gonna be a Schiele boy and I’m just I’m doing it here we go and can I be quick enough that she’ll did nothing dude goth I do it I just risk it I just tank the damage this

Things first let’s get rid of all this sodden kelp cuz all this [ __ ] has to go and we’ll just keep breaking as many of the line of sites as we can like I’m staying there five for a bit boys I need to see if I’m getting sniped just

Constantly keep avoiding the hits all right you know what change remains we’re getting invisibility portions and we’re getting that water breathing because that’s gonna take getting forever now the risky thing about using the invisibility is we have to strip off right we have to take off all of our

[ __ ] air conduit right we could do conduit actually I have to make one right so there’s a trick as well that this guy shows off in the video if you want to check it out just search one our guardian farm we’re not getting this done the now oh by the way but yeah

There’s a trick that shows off we can just kind of like place it without having to do all the [ __ ] see if I can show you actually let’s get the invisibility potion to play so this ability I know what everything is this one I have any water breathing available

I think I might’ve heat them off just a bunch of fire resistance and a bunch of weakness all right [ __ ] the bed guys don’t mind me the swimming into your home we right what do I pull it yeah sweetly let me get my air we stopped

Real quick after me chat [ __ ] it sounds I’m an invisible boy with a pickaxe look at me go everything must go as soon as that runs out it’s gonna it’s gonna be super fast we’re gonna start drowning quick why we have to get messy as Tamil Oh God no floating through the water

Oh and if I can put on my helmet all my shoes oh we’re just coasting through this [ __ ] now look at this all of you are gonna get you’re gonna be mine you’re gonna be just fuel for blocks dude the dark prismarine and sea lightens that’s all you are to me

We’re gonna have an EFP a spot on the sky so we’re only loading in the section that we want that section is gonna be like right here in the middle my that big it’s so compact and we can leave the rest of the full s at the rest of the

Guardian farm intact so we’re basically just doing this one two three four one two three oh three minutes left okay guys okay let’s go in the killing spot what’s next all right so once I’ve done that I have to just create the platform right please tortoise down for now so we

Keep doing this [ __ ] we have got bedding here I don’t mmm I have a really is that much – oh my god [ __ ] the bed okay put those there we need a stash then we need more of those again fast yes sponge all right this is gonna be

The kill chamber there’s where these boys gonna die a brutal death come in for a soft landing because we want to get that glitch or you just can die to fall damage I’ll hire me you haven’t having the fun all time don’t have me here oh it’s not gonna be so fun any

Time soon man go on 128 blocks in the sky that’s gonna heat this tower as soon as we’re done this is the spot that we’re gonna afk as you can see sort of them spawn in that one location dude concentrated death I thought was raining for a second I’ll put this here don’t

Have any doors I’ll just make some oh crafting table I have one in here yep perfect we’ll leave that all right nice and basic from that well customize it later as much as we want I just want a spot ready so it’s here I see a spider

Great what to the bats so interesting thing about guardian guardian temples nothing can spawn in there apart from bats it could be pitch black in here not one creeper skeleton zombie spider nothing just bats fit is let’s make a pit stop at Atlantis and we’ll see if I

Can grab the excess amount of campfires that we miss for decoration purposes as a so loud alright so we need to make campfires baby oh oh oh cough I get sniped no I’m all right how can I get this getting down and dirty so this is what we’re gonna use to

Kill these stupid idiots one two three alright so make sure we’re on the right path oh oh oh horrible is that block on no it’s not I can see it there we gotta go there got it that’s it okay it’s all blocks gone that looks kind of cool not gonna lie ah

Let’s see all right I need to get back underneath there now this next bit okay next part now we gotta get these hoppers pointing the right way so let’s see I’m going in this direction I think all right they’re all pointing into those okay I think I’m gonna have to have

These pointing down I’m not sure I think I do let’s just find out if something gets into this one I do this I know I don’t we’re good right now they’re going down chest start yep all right we’re getting somewhere chat I need I need more wood and any more wood

Laughs and we’re out this place has got to be stacked with chests due to at least this point all right we’re set up pretty much I just gotta add more these okay I think that is all ready to go well on to the next step which is like

The final step now it’s just a wall placement and the soul sand yeah all right let’s do it guys Oh plea I don’t hey can I get this as a sauce yeah can okay and Boop all right this was a much easier way there we go now I can just

Get the stragglers past being underwater not getting snipe right no okay I saw bubbles I got scared Rick all of this [ __ ] and we can go on the underwater I’m in a weird mood today you guys look he doesn’t even know he’s looking at that and thinking what is

This contraption oh you’ll find out you’re gonna find out me oh oh that’s how it feels feel the burn goodbye frames nice knowing you Oh God whoa holy [ __ ] frames rip the Guardians recipes I could just do that I guess I even have enough source and yeah I could do the particle

Thing you see I turn the particles off right animations particles off it’s it’s much better that’s much better yeah there you go ergo the particles like tiny little bubbles now we’re good on invisibility we’re still fine guys don’t worry born again the a handful of them falling

In there because since we’re so close to spawning and let every location they can basically but once we’re up in the sky it’s only gonna force them to spawn here so we’re gonna get mad drops dude easy peasy of the card as well oh no oh no it’s Michael’s family that that really

Took that really goes holy [ __ ] is it all to die yes it is Otto day they died how long we been still here 10 minutes this thing is gonna be freaking loaded dude this is a really good farm that’s not even taking full advantage of the spawning space and it’s still that good

Dive dive dive where’s the entrance in the back yep yep yep yep I’m just gonna go straight through you ready that is horrifying yeah it’s pretty good for ten minutes we got almost a double chest full for ten minutes less maybe holy [ __ ] alright I’ll catch you guys later okay

Bar hey guys how’s it going oh midweek boys boys and girls got some good news good good good [ __ ] news you’re not already following my Twitter we got the visa for marriage we got literally official I would love to show you but that would just could be

A bad idea not a Boomer can 31 boomers are like 60 eyes all that major boom a nursery the best money spent of you for me like 20 years old you’re the boomers now all right no see how much prismarine we got from that farm we met a lot it was like

So these are getting clogs now this is the problem with piercing these things at the back are getting actually clogged with [ __ ] so we need to make some sort of item sorter otherwise it’s just not gonna work efficiently it’s gonna be a mess at least once oh we’re good whoo

So we’re gonna go the end back that’s real quick – spoilers right remember the end ship that we built now’s like ah we can’t put a we can’t put a dragon head on the end that’s the whole point of it right well actually we can it’s not as

Big as it would be but good enough exactly it’s good enough it’s not the best it’s better than nothing though so that’s a good good method of them having them on there on the water without having like an air pocket a bucket air pocket the beacons we really give that

Kind of like wow factor things to this place pretty awesome well try that obsidian idea you have to block on me yeah yeah yeah when I saw this I was like oh my god I have to have that how about that are we thinking all right yeah no ma’am I

Like the other way I don’t mind it being like smaller than the way spent the look normally the fact that it sticks out of the item frame I think is good enough yeah the fact that sticks out it’s good enough for that let’s do that all right

So my knees Inez does this look like a look okay any more of those to make those I think I want more sticks and just regular that’s stone all right which I surprisingly did have some okay we this is gonna be an absolute mess oh there we go

Break all this yeah just a lot a lot of items guys a lot of items that down there it’s all I read some [ __ ] basically I need to make some sort of way to get all these going into one thing and bring it down I can move this

Along as well basically this is gonna be the point in which things get spat out and then the water streams gonna push it along alright now I can move this along a bit so that the hoppers go into it from this side I can have it here and

That would still work I still have enough space how many drops we get out of this it something like three isn’t it yeah so we really don’t need that extra space I don’t know why I’m stressing I don’t need it there it’s fine this is good are you there oh it’s – yep

And boom I’ll move all this [ __ ] along perfect alright boys we’re getting there we’re getting somewhere now gonna set these up better lock the hoppers okay I have to have like filler blocks I see it it’s fairly simple apparently I can actually just use these because we don’t get this

Specific block from the Guardians right and then there we put in that’s that’s and then ease there we go so they meant that have 41 all right see that it goes down to 41 then stops and then in here there’s one and then there and then it

Fills in to this this is a way of like sorting the items and stopping them from getting locked by excess [ __ ] all right don’t worry about that one in the end that is just for all floor everything else will get picked up this is for squid ink only right now this is

A name sort of that has been the game for a very long time I just keep forgetting how to make it I made it in season two I mean one in season two it was at the witch farm house it sort is now I don’t have to worry about it

Getting clogs you make this look a little bit nicer yeah I want to make this look a little bit for you I keep trying to go down that water dude ah yeah absolutely change this son stomp son storm this is not a drill thunderstorm not a drill and you get my

[ __ ] together fast can shield us all here don’t leave that Jesus and we’re gonna make an absolute mess of this biome but it was gonna flat anyway if he didn’t die oh my god you died from the fire Oh skeleton killed him we got disc

You gotta get rid of some of these me how am I missing there we go are you go of course move move move move move get this guy it’s cuz it’s not in the rain do it they’re just burning alive I’m incredibly salty oh okay all right

Wait so we can this get the thing we want right now I want to scout the head vomit over you [ __ ] oh I don’t have a shield I threw it away all right be right back I mean we got it ah god damn it I got it

How Oh for the wind Oh God oh my gosh he’s an absolute legend he’s sniping me through the frickin gaps all right fix it let’s go try to spawn the Enderdragon there I’m good there you think I’m joking I’m doing it not after it’s finished though

We’re gonna wait a little bit I want to sit and relish in this place right I want to experience it before we decide to eat a little bit don’t worry the whole thing won’t get fully it what is with the end the dragon zi alright and we’re surrounded by sauce blocks the

Only thing that’s gonna get you eat a hundred percent is the Enderman farm which every I can really wreck and rebuild it’s fine don’t break him like this please but it’ll be funny I was gonna do that in season two dude don’t take this away from me see Atlantis has

Come along free and well the frames take a massive [ __ ] though but I have these shoes on for too long since we’re streaming at 1080p 60fps we turn them off in the center we have an elder dragon that’s dragon that died of natural causes a player did not kill it so it’s

The skeleton didn’t disappear didn’t go poof into XP right here we have ravines which have got larva and [ __ ] in them magma specifically NC ship remember this island was brought down to a lower level so so things that are here are ancient so first thing that’s the ancient this

Boy this thing is relatively newer it’s a little bit higher up we have a tree of fire slash life that is surviving off the heat of the island yeah right the back we have a coral reef which is sprouted up because there’s two volcanoes spouting one there and one

Here in this location we’re just gonna add a little bit more sand and kind of break it up a bit well we hear we have some ancient ruins with our three resident zombies Ed Edd and Eddy Gary the seal is chillin over there it used to be on this wall which

You can only see the top of that is the Trident from season 2 there’s a clip of me eating my Trident off the edge into the voids by accident and the cannon law is I fell into this world and got warped by the extreme gravity of traveling to a

Different realm and it hit the ground so hard it ripped it apart we also have coral trees down here as well very pretty I’m gonna make more of these I like them we’ve made little bushes and stuff we did this just recently actually the beacons themselves coming out of here I

Haven’t decided why they’re here they just look really cool I thought it’d be nice to add them I’m not sure if I’m gonna take them out or not yeah currently lists Ian that’s flowing Islands now you probably wondering why is there a flowing island here Phil oh

Well oh there’s also a dragon egg there there’s a reason why this place exists we’ve give it like an actual reason a story they existed an ender king who wanted to combine all of the realms into one so when you see Enderman in the overworld taking blocks they were

Prepping for something like this to happen they were trying to bring blocks from other realms like the nether and you over Wales to the end realm to help them kind of thrive from it the end of king with his vast amount of powers if I’m gonna do it like this I’m gonna

Start a snap everything in the one in realm royally and broad ocean to the end room wiping out everything killing every Enderman in his Shyam he ran and his in a secret lair that we’re gonna put underneath this dragon head down here and we’re gonna build him we’re gonna

Build them out of blocks he’s gonna be sitting on the throne roundabouts here there’s gonna be other blocks surrounding him like mycelium ice grass all the [ __ ] you can think of from the overworld and the nether so it’s like his collection all right it was his mini attempts he started bringing in sections

Of realms to test it out and this he’s gonna be dead down there he’s not gonna be alive the cannon is he’s dead he stayed down there and just lived out his days and died that’s the law of this place very much also something that get really hyper boat which I’m gonna do

Later not not this year it’ll pro be like next year roundabout summer if everything locks into place the way I wanted to we’re gonna create planets in this realm this is part one part one is almost complete part two event land is is creating planets and biospheres so

We’ve tried bringing dolphins here right and it hasn’t went well so that got me thinking we need somewhere to put them to help them survive so they don’t just eat themselves in various ways there’s like three different ways they can keep themselves in this place it’s very

Specific to this area so one of the biospheres is gonna be like a beach the low that grass mainly beach with turtles and dolphins other ones include lava one similar to the dead eggs so those biospheres slash planets are examples of the end the King like going I’ll just

Others because he was so powerful you can just go I’ll just I’ll just pop a a chunk of a realm in the sky you know then this happened when you tried to go too hard when you went sickle mode it backfired drastically alright I’m pretty happy with the progress today

We call it dear wow that lags