EPIC Hero Survives Close💀Calls – Minecraft Hardcore

Hello hello hello what’s up people of the internet and the world it’s me dark 313 night back again with another stream for you guys and today we are playing in our hardcore world I didn’t mean to say stream I meant to say uh what you call it a hardcore World last episode we

Built this house W house this episode we’re going to probably try to finish the house hell yeah so yeah I’m going to try to finish the house first things first we have to finish this Garden up here so my goal here is to just plant some potatoes and St potatoes and stuff

I’m sorry if I’m a little quiet it’s 3 in the morning as I record this so yeah I don’t know why I always I don’t know why I always stream like Minecraft hardore video so late I’ve been having sleeping problems the last few days so like the only time I

Have like to record this truly is like in the middle of the night so yeah but I’m not really bothered by it you know I really like this this look so damn cool let me mine this I’m going to leave the bottom so I know where to plant the

Trees hopefully I have some potatoes laying around here somewhere I’m going to harvest so much of this wood all over the place today’s the premiere of The Five Nights at Freddy’s movie I’m super excited for the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie I’m not going to lie I’m gas I

Haven’t decided if I’m going to the movie theater to see it or if I’m going to watch it from home but like I ain’t going to lie I’m kind kind of gas cuzz I’ve heard it’s been it’s like going to be really good but also it’s going to be

Really bad so it’s kind of split 5050 and of course I’ll probably talk about it like after I watch it I’ll probably be like oh this is my opinion on it you know who knows maybe I’ll even do a review like my personal review on the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie speaking

All my opinions and stuff you know put on my little movie critic hat and be like oh I feel like they could have done this better I like how they did this I feel like this was perfect blah blah blah blah blah so ye I’m guess for the movie though like

God damn it went from like this little indie game that some dude made to this like phenomenon and now it’s getting its own liveaction movie that’s crazy and it got it before Minecraft too that’s hilarious like the fact that Five Night at Freddy’s got a movie before

Minecraft just blows me away you would think Minecraft would get a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie before no you think Minecraft would get a movie before Five Nights at Freddy’s you know because Five Nights at Freddy’s is owned by one guy hold up Five Nights at Freddy is owned by one guy and

Freaking uh Whata call it Minecraft is owned by literally mojing which is like a billion dooll company so you think they would have a movie out by now especially since they’re like branching off into like spin off games like Live Events freaking clothing ice cream everything in between how there was a

Creeper mini fridge at Walmart yesterday when I went to go get some guinea pig food like bro they’re everywhere Minecraft has like entered every like facet except entertain like we don’t have a m like the closest thing we have a Minecraft TV show is probably like Minecraft story mode on Netflix and

I’m pretty sure that [ __ ] went away too so like Minecraft has no like TV show movie and that’s crazy to me cuz Minecraft dang you would expect Minecraft to have one of those things with how much of a cult classic it is and I like to argue and I it’s not

Really much of an argument cuz it’s like 100% true Minecraft has a bigger fan base than five nights at Freddy’s yes Five Nights at Freddy’s has a big fan base Minecraft fan base literally is like 10 times the size cuz it’s been a long it’s

Been like around for so long and it’s so massive you know don’t get me wrong i’ rather see a Five Nights at Freddy’s movie than a Minecraft m movie purely cuz like what would the Minecraft m movie plot be about you know like at least with the Five Nights at Freddy’s

Movie plot like it has lore five nightes at Freddy’s have lore and maybe that’s why they haven’t made a movie cuz like Minecraft doesn’t have enough lore and when you have a movie without lore you kind of have to like leg movie it and make it either super goofy or give lore

To a game and I don’t think Mojang wants to give lore to Minecraft in a movie you know even though they already sort of gave lore like through all the spin-off games like Minecraft Legends Minecraft dungeons there is lore but there’s not lore it’s this big complicated thing of

Oh yeah there’s a story line but it’s like not confirmed but it’s sort of confirmed but it’s not it’s just this weird thing going on then I have a lot of saplings let’s go DeForest some areas I really like this area I’m building at this is awesome next episode hopefully will be a

Mining episode really want to go mining I’m kind of sick of just vibing don’t get me wrong I enjoy building houses and I enjoy building one so you like my body yearns for the mines I want to go mining but we did a lot of mining in the

First episode we got literally like so much iron so that’s how I’ve been able to like craft all these tools but I ain’t going to lie by the time we probably finish this house my iron supplies will be out so I’ll probably have to go back into the mines

Also I’m playing it safe because this is hardcore mode I don’t want to go into the mines half [ __ ] and then immediately die cuz I feel like the mins are the big like first obstacle for a hardcore World cuz like if you like let’s I’m in the mines

Creeper zombie skeletons like if any of those guys jump me that’s it you know the world’s over especially with these bigger caves like more mobs spawn and they’re more Clump together like in the old caves you used to be able to like close off one area and then

Like you used to be able to space out mobs but with these bigger caves like they can come from all around you and you can’t really space out mobs and if you build up like let’s say there was like zombie skele like a zombie skeleton creep

If I were just to nerd pile up a skeleton would just shoot me and I would still die and then on top of that I would take fall damage so like it’s hard so I want to make sure before I go into the cave I have like first I want

To make sure I have food that’s why I’m building the farm on top of my house second of all I want my house to be like semi done like in the process of done cuz I want a place to put all my stuff cuz when I go mining I go mining like I

Will come back with like three stacks of iron freaking like like 18 diamonds and like a bunch of things cuz I don’t like to go mining a lot but when I cuz like I kind of want to like okay let me go mining get the diamonds I’m not going to go mining for

A while you know I’m going to probably focus on a farm get enchantments then go to the nether which is like I don’t even want to talk about the nether the nether is just traumatizing right now cuz damn the nether is such a dangerous place and it’s a place I don’t travel to

That often to even in my normal world even in my normal worlds I tend to avoid the nether as much as humanly possible like I don’t play much single player survival this is a new experience to me cuz when I do play Survival it’s usually like

Multiplayer and it’s on a realm and the people I play with are super sweaty so by the time I get to the nether we have a nether Highway we have a blaze farm like it’s literally baby proof like it’s dark proof I don’t have to do anything I

Just go to the Nether and like like bang there’s everything I need I can leave easily but this time around I’m going to have to actually like try you know because I don’t have any of that baby proofing I’ve grown so used to I have to actually like okay don’t die here like

Make another area for my portal SO gas don’t blow it up like be aware of piglins they will jump me I have to make gold armor I have to actually think things through especially with the piglin cuz if I go to the nether without gold armor I can 100% see me die to

Piglins they group up in gangs and then they beat the living [ __ ] out of you with their crossbow so I need to be extra careful with the piglins in the nether cuz if I don’t wear the the right armor I will get my ass beat and that

Will be the end of the hard world so there’s a lot of thinking that goes into hardcore but lucky for me I’m a overthinker at times so I’ll be fine I’ll be okay I’ll be Dandy whoosh [ __ ] no I kind of want to play with fire and

Go out but at the same time I don’t want to play with fire and go out because I can see it going wrong so yeah I’m going to sleep after that oh I just thought about something I should have done there’s no light on the top of my

House who knows what’s vibing up there oh whoa homie has awful aim homies what how much HP do you have like you literally stayed on fire for the longest time W Apple straight off the bat I wish I could water This Grass I wish if if you put water in an area the

Grass would go green cuz I’m not going to lie I don’t like this like dead grass I got going on around my area it’s kind of not it all right we’re going to do one corner seeds so we’re just going to now Daniel I ain’t going to lie is this Fortune [ __ ] it’s loyalty I was hoping it would be Fortune cuz Fortune works on crap crops and especially with wheat I you don’t get more than one wheat of course but you do get more seeds and I do want a lot more

Seeds it would help speed up this farming process of tfold um bang actually I’m going to go and cut down trees as we go along they really need to add more mobs to the desert this shit’s so dry oh like we have this beautiful scenery this amazing generation but no

Mobs to speak off of we have a can camel that’s about it and there’s one camel in this one Village I would love to see like a ho of camels or like something more but all we have is one camel these cats which aren’t even desert mobs they’re Village

Mobs and we have rabbits but the cats keep killing all the rabbits and it’s just so bare bone it’s so bare bone they really need to do something with the deserts there we go Fortune Fortune I need to repair the axe I need to repair this axe ASAP get out of my inventory

For for now all right please have enough please have enough one two three yes and then iron yes and then we make an X yes and yeah I’m about to do this don’t judge me I’m about to do this um hold up let me go up

Here lucky for me I have 10 levels 10 XP levels so I can I think I can easily do this I really wish this weapon wasn’t a golden weapon cuz I would have gotten more use out of this but hey Beggars can be choosers and when you’re this low on

Enchantments you kind of have to work with what you’re given that shit’s cool over there you know cuz I can’t enchant things I don’t have enchantment table and I don’t want to like go to the mines right now I kind of want to get the farm out the way but

Where there’s a will there’s a way and the way is using the x is there such thing as hardcore speed runs like can you like hardcore speed run like speedrun and hardcore whoh my my air is so messy I just have my stuff in the middle

Oh it’s cheap as hell let’s go W cheap as hell hell yeah that’s awesome actually I’m happy as hell is so cheap cuz I was not I was praying to God it wasn’t going to be expensive cuz I was fully expecting it to be like oh you want to enchant this

That’s 10 levels right there but no I was like two so I’m cool I’m vibing T I ain’t going to lie this place looks nice I’ll be the first one to say it this [ __ ] looks nice bang bang bang bang ha all right now it’s time to go over

Here and potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato potato and the last of my potatoes there we go and now we go here bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang this is also good cuz now rabbits can get to my things I really

Hope we get some carrots I hope a zombie drops a carrot or something all right and now we can easily go down here and start doing the heavy things like bang maybe is this too small H if I do it like this would this be too small I mean it I don’t think so I think it’s fine I think it’s fine I’m not lie I’m going to probably end up just making this a farm just like a farm like place where I like Farm

Things who knows I may just turn this whole thing into a big automatic uh farm and not even live in a just big automatic farm and build a way bigger house somewhere else but for now it’s not going to be automatic farm it’s just going to be a

Farm which I happen to live in the basement of basement house well this isn’t even the basement this is like the first floor the Farm’s on my roof uh oh a big tree nice I’m thinking between a kazeebo design or a clothes design I’m in between both of those Designs f it let’s go kazeo yeah let’s bring this up by one or better yet nope hold up there you go all right so perfect right here these guys are where it’s going to happen so we do damn it axe I ain’t going to lie after that

Whole anv fire uh Fiasco where I had to craft the Anvil I may have to go mining like this episode because I am running out of things I’m running out of iron and this is my last axe oh did I get any glowberries I know I came across a freaking like uh Lush

Cake I’m really hoping I have glowberries somewhere in here if not I can probably go to and find that Lush cave again and get glowberries from there so I’m not really worried about it but it would save me a trip um would this count as ASMR like I’m not yelling and I feel

Like I’m kind of talking rather low like I’m whispering so I’m not sure if this counts as ASMR can people fall asleep to this I’m not sure I’m playing this and I ain’t going to lie I kind of want to take a nap here in my own

Voice damn almost there bang There we go now we go here we go here we go here and we go here and then we go bang bang bang actually where are we going like that we can go bang bang bang bang H yeah and then bang bang bang bang bang

Bang bang hell yeah [ __ ] I’m missing one I’ll just go mining can I mine this yeah I can mine that that’s cool I’m 100% slab all this up though SL slang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang more slabs I don’t want to overcraft slabs now I don’t want to have

A thousand slabs bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang hell yeah and now we need slabs for upstairs there we go we go upstairs now we go bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang and I’m missing one I ain’t going to lie

Yoink and T now I don’t have to go get more wood safe definitely going to need more than that uh stone stone stone yes okay we have I think I’m going to need more than that too too [ __ ] yeah I’m definitely going to get need more wood let me count how many I

Need Minecraft takes a lot of math sometimes one to it’s okay that’s I’m not going to lie I’m not going to do these I’m only going to do the corners one two all actually one two one two damn I need to really light up this are one

Two yeah not looking that bad not looking that bad at all to be fair H I may go up by one more damn I need to eat I’m almost out of food food I’m having toat apples I need I’m going to make [ __ ] ton of golden apples in this world I ain’t

Going to lie golden apples are going to be on Deb once I go mining I’m actually going to like try to get gold because gold and apple say the lives in hardcore worlds I feel I have to be paranoid at any point a creeper can just come up behind me and

Just blow me the kingdom come so I’m doing this weird tactics where I like swing around trees like haaha what’s up spider cuz I saw one out here so have to be careful to be extra careful cuz there’s they definitely do be creeping they definitely do earn their namesakes creepers and I am

Playing in hardcore mode so one slip up and that’s my that’s my butt right there um Ming way and I don’t know what else to say I’m M it every day today just another day to mine diamonds Ming away I’ll be coming for your heart okay

And mine and craft mine and craft mine and craft did I plant a tree over here nope freak that’s not a tree that’s Cobblestone wall bang that’s a tree over here yes sir sweet sweet delectable juicy I’m just saying Candy Crush things actually this could work in my favor cuz

Now I don’t have to put a crafting table I can just put it into the wall H H I’m not going to lie going to probably need a stack of you and I’m going to probably need a stack of you cuz I do this is the bad thing about scaffolding it’s such a pain in the ass of fine like scaffolding useful yes

Impossible to find yes cuz if you do not spawn near a jungle biome and you want to build a base straight off the bat like I usually do you’re kind of screwed you’re kind of like f cuz you’re not going to take the time to find no jungle

You know I’m not going to like leave my base go find a jungle I want to build my base now so like I’m building my base and yes I’ll probably use scaff holding in this world I probably won’t use it until like way later though so it sucks it’s like damn

Oops cuz now I have done like dirt pile it’s like scaffoldings would like this is literally what we did before scaffolding so it’s like it almost doesn’t matter that it got added to the game o I feel like the Crab Claw would have been useful in this circumstance I this

Is why the Crab Claw should should have won cuz God damn what I wouldn’t do to be able to build a little bit farther right now don’t get me wrong dog armor is so cool I’m excited for dog armor kind of wish I could like not need the dirt pile up

Here plus how would the Crab Claw work with slabs that’s a real question I’m not sure if anyone ask that but how would the Crab Claw works with slabs cuz obviously like [ __ ] like I like it it looking good now it looking good I’m going to have to make the most

Of these have slabs up here though that have slab half slab half slab half slab and then we go over here and we go here and then we go here go here and we go here we go here we go here then bang bang bang I’m not sure if I want to go

Pointy roof or flat roof for this oo fine does that look Good let’s see without this it just looks oof either way of course I’m not going to do that that just looks scuffed if I bring it down nope nope that looks Weird this looks weird too I’ll just leave it like this I could have gone the lazy Road and made a bunch of campfires and just do what I always do and just campfire the top but I don’t want to do that not because it’s like like resource

Intensive but because I feel like I’ve always done that and I feel like I want to expand away from like doing things I’ve always done not too bad not too bad I actually really like this and now the finishing touches the last of my iron just going to become

Lanterns yes lanterns will I use these lanterns probably not I’m not going to lie these probably will both go by the next video if not this like video because I want to put what you call it glowberries but for now lanterns let’s see it from the outside not too shabby not too

Bad actually want to make this a farm now I actually want to make this a farm now like I’m having the urge to like convert this into a farm having this for like one like path here having this I could 100% make this into a farm oh chat this could be a w

Farm but for now it’s going to be my base it’s going to be my base of operations for now but later it may be become a farm maybe it will become a farm which is ironic cuz I removed all the dirt just to probably put the dirt

Back which is going to be funny for me um damn it’s late I need these potatoes to grow a little bit faster what else can I do this this VOD how how long are we 35 minutes it’s not a bad time to end the VOD here we could

End the video here we have completed a task nope actually we’re going Monster hunting we’re going to play with fire for a bit we’re going Monster hunting because we desperately desperately need one thing and one thing alone what do you have Fortune do you have Fortune no this

One has Fortune too good this one’s better bang bang top of that yes we put that on top of that all right I might as well go run and light up this area as I go outside and do everything else so might as well run around and light up areas

As I go around and stab things and stuff I don’t want to light up too much of the areas cuz I want mobs to still spawn but the what the hell whoa mistakes were made baby zombies is how FS a died I do not want to go out by baby

Zombie the hell is that over there huh I love a pool probably proba whoosh whoosh this guy is chasing me he’s on my ass he’s like yo you may think you’re fast but I’m faster this child support is going to catch me eventually godd damn what am I supposed to do with this

Child support it h no iin it’s Daddy all right come on I’m going to have to drop kick this child in self-defense chat it’s it’s becoming more and more apparent that this child’s may have to get Dro kicked in self-defense nice nice nice easy peasy I don’t even know why

Zombies why baby zombies are scary to some people that was surprisingly easy all right I still a skeleton down here I kind of want its bones yo Y where are you give me bones give me bones not the spider next episode I’m going to probably make a

Lake I know I said I would go mining actually I’ll go Mining and then I’ll make a lake I want to make a lake right here cuz or right here ooh should we make a like a little Lake over here not a lake but a

Pond oh I could fill this whole area up with water I could make this a lake and then have this be a waterfall no I don’t know I’ll leave it for you guys in the comments to tell me should I fill this up with water or

Should I make a little Lake over there like a little fishing pond cuz I do want to go fishing from time to time now that it’s early game I want to have like a way to fish up like enchanted books and stuff and God damn it what’s up with these

Zombies do they not know how to use iron helmets Pro homie wants to plant trees I ain’t going to kill him homie out here helping the environment I’m going to leave him alone I really need some bones but I haven’t came across a freaking I wish I

Could what you call it I feel like here’s a good use for I feel like rotten flesh would make amazing fertilizer I feel like you should be able to turn rotten flesh into fertilizer you should be able to compost rotten flesh because in in real life like rotten things help like things grow

Faster so I feel like rotten flesh would make a great fertilizer so I feel like it should it and it would give it a use cuz I’m not going to lie right now it’s mid as hell it’s just something that fills up your inventory nonstop hell yeah look at them potatoes

I got five potatoes from that Hall I’m zooming I ain’t going to lie this Farm is looking good as hell low key excited to make this a automated Farm I’m going to make that farm automatic so I can Harvest and do everything by itself without me having to even interact with

It now all I need to do is kidnap a villager whoa bro where the hell did you come out of you shouldn’t have been able to spawn behind me cuz everything’s behind me is lit I swear to God zombies just be waiting to sabotage you they’ll just be like oh they have their

Back turn quick zombify them put a zombie right behind him and make him blow up I guess hardcore world when you die you really do become a zombie because you don’t respawn this is like one life you know so when I die I will probably end up like one of these guys

Just a brainless sucker but not today not today see like where the hell did he came come from I mean like he could have come from over here but I doubt it bro where are your bony comrades I need you to lose some of that flesh and

Become bones cuz I need some skele bones skele bones skele bones skele bones with skele bones skele bones skele bones where the skele bones skele bones that’s a fetus wait no I was going to say that’s a zim fetus right there bro I’m finding everything

Except what I want to find which is a skeleton bro I feel so bad for these villagers these villagers are living down here in peace and here I come to just sabotage everything a bow that could be useful gives me something to shoot the creepers

With actually I should t a cat I’ll do that in the next One Birch sea uh Birch saplings could be useful but leads are more useful leads and letters are a thousand times more useful than goddamn ripoff how many leads I got two leads sweet I get to like drag the camel up

There eventually W’s two skeletons in a pond two skeletons chilling in a pond cuz they’re not all right bang bro come on you ain’t got B bones and bro I see All Them Bones on you yo look it’s it’s Stevie it’s Stevie he’s making his way outside the water

Somehow Y what the [ __ ] yo I know damn well you’re not hurting my boy Stevie you tripping no no no no Stevie you [ __ ] saved my life Stevie you [ __ ] miracle you saved my life I love you chat chat chat chat chat chat chat I honestly thought it was wraps I honestly

Thought it was wraps I thought it was wraps I was so I was going to be like [ __ ] only made it to episode three like [ __ ] I’m going to do something that’s going to piss a lot of you guys off but I’m sorry but I honestly thought it was wraps Stevi and creeper

Bro I ain’t going to lie Stevie saved my ass Stevie you’re a pal bro you’re a soldier I I can’t I can’t in good conscience leave you here I can’t anymore you saved my [ __ ] ass you have to come you have to come you saved my ass bro like

[ __ ] honestly I should reward you like I want to make sure you’re safe cuz you out here saved my life damn I really want to move you out up there in the mountain with me and build you a house but for now you stay right here my

Guy stay right here stay safe don’t die cuz I will repay your kindness villagers you take good care of my boy Stevie because homie [ __ ] saved my ass chat I ain’t going to lie I got a horrify fight I was like yo I died I’m dead I’m dead and then my boy Stevie

Just comes out of [ __ ] nowhere just like ye yeated the skeleton away from bro Legend absolute Legend you know what bro bro’s going to be the the thumbnail bro is going to be the thumbnail bro is going to be the thumbnail for this for this episode dude

That’s your reward homie you’re going to be the thumbnail wait does the ax not use durabilities I’ve been breaking crops with it and it hasn’t went down in durability at all does it have on breaking no what the hell does Breaking crops with the axe not use its

Durability have I just found the most W glitch known to man I see right here we’ll check right here there half to be Max right no what the [ __ ] so you just ate my bone meals and you guys ain’t even Max all right we have of course need more grass

Not more grass but more wheat bro I just found a life hack freaking what bro I can break things I can break crops with the axe and it won’t take any durability bro axes are better farming tools than freaking what you call it then axes are better Farming tools than

Freaking h H I’m I’m saying it I’m spitting it out there axes are better farming tools than H all right so we got our potatoes which won’t go won’t leave here this is the potatoes this is beetroot this is wheat and this is going to be carrot when we get carrots and

That’s how we’re going to split up this area well I have a useless potato I a really got a use for it so I’m going to shove it in here and forget it ever existed you on the other hand you’re getting an upgrade you’re changing into a

Smoker and then I’m going to smoke you and then bing bada boom bro I still can’t get over the fact that Stevie like saved me this has officially that incident down there have made me an iron golem lover I love Golems Golems have earned my respect 10 saddle cooked saddle baked

Saddle oh imagine if you could trim iron golems that [ __ ] would honestly look cool all right yes I think it’s time for me to end it I’m going to go down there we have built a farm W Farm really enjoyed the farm today and yeah we’ve done a w farm and yeah I

Really enjoyed it let me go see say hi to Stevie bro I treated Stevie so poorly and even then homie came and saved me that’s crazy bro bro bro bro bro broo all right here we go we’re at our Lord and savior Stevie all right well guys

Thank you guys so much for watching it um thank you guys so much for watching the video to the very end if you have watched it to the very end comment W Stevie below and I’ll give you a shout out in the next video and like always

Guys stay cool stay safe stay awesome and most importantly stay yourselves out there I appreciate appreciate you watching the video and like always see you guys all in the next one peace out and bye take care