EPIC JOURNEY TO THE NORTH! | Minecraft Sisyphus #17

Well hello there and welcome back to Minecraft sisifus edition I am attempting to beat Minecraft on Hardcore Mode despite not really knowing how to do that ow today the ocean calls to me we’re going to um go sailing cuz I’m tired of building I’m I’ve been working on the

Railroad this is this is as far from my railroad as you can actually get I’ve been working on this ship uh for a while now and my crew is a little um they’re a bit lmy I will say but but I think they’re going to do a great job watching

Over the ship while I’m gone um and making sure it doesn’t get any taller uh cuz it’s already it’s already tall enough and so what I’m going to do is sail into the great we’ve already got the great beyond and the great unknown maybe we need like the

Great uh the the great um the great that way the great that way uh let’s make a waypoint here uh let’s go further big adventure here this is going to take forever create wayo the great that way I’ll be making my way towards a purple

Te forever do I have a ship I should get supplies I I should prepare for this journey at all all right let’s bring an iron pick uh let’s bring some iron in general and some more sticks perhaps we have enough food probably definitely need more torches let’s get that going bam that’s

Some torches it’s not as many torches as I was hoping but it’ll do got my cherry ship okay probably want some ladders might want some chests for stash and stuff as need be let’s see what else anything else that seems good Cherry saplings just to sort of do a cherry

Apple seed Johnny Johnny cherry seed situation Johnny cherry seed captain of the cherry pirates let’s I almost just let’s get it um but let’s also get another shovel before we go there’s that might as well get an axe while we’re here okay okay this seems good let’s not

Put any more thought into this and just go yeah with this rotten FL get out of my inventory sploosh we ride I feel like things are kind of in Reverse like I’m now in the dinghy but normally the dinghy is used to get to the ship that

That then takes you where you want to go but instead the ship stays and I get in the dinghy when want to leave but that’s cuz I’m an innovator we do things differently here on my crew oh Jesus that act that legitimately scared me oh my god I’ve been cursed I

That actually like legitimately I shaked I hope I got that on camera and I’m like goosebumper right now um I’m also not going to be able to dig cuz I got the spoon DEA deeply unfortunate astute viewers will notice my ears uh I’m not wearing headphones phones this time that

Is because I uh spent all morning when I was supposed to be recording this tweaking my desk setup and I put some some desk speakers back up out here I know this is what you’re watching this Minecraft let’s play for is updates on like the specifics of my desk setup um

And so that’s what I’m delivering to you you’re welcome I very much love my headphones uh but wearing them over top of of a sailor’s hat isn’t the most comfortable thing for Long play sessions and also turns out the number of times that I actually just want to have music

Playing and have been like oh well I don’t feel like wearing my headphones but I want music oops weird uh that a human being would want to have music playing ambiently in a room strange why did I set this so far out what was I thinking where are we at we are nowhere

Uh my goodness we’ve got a ways to go oh hey another one of the I should not get cursed by that one too huh they’re just directly just and then there’s another one there I have to like weave through all of these temples come on y’all like spread them out a little

Bit what is this Starbucks like that that McDonald’s documentary where it’s like McDonald’s on every corner only instead of McDonald’s it’s ancient eldrich beings that curse me okay I have I have I’ve widened my birth and I am hoping that this this particular birth is wide enough to not get cursed bit of

A curse birth if you will bur bur bur curse Earth curse this is a good series what’s that wait that’s not the thing is it what is that is that sand is that just is that just some sand like cool looking sand or is that a thing

Wait but low I have a sinking suspicion that it’s just some cool looking sand and that I’m going to be disappointed but on the other hand cool sand yeah yeah yeah it’s just some cool sand it’d be really great if I wasn’t cursed at this point because I’m tired of seeing

Random flashes of like curse particles come out of me what is that is that a ship or is that just Island I don’t see is that ship what is that I think it’s just Island I’m getting baited like so much is this mirages God but it does

Look like an upside down ship though am I wrong I’m going to believe I’m going to I’m going to stick to it I’m thinking I was right I’m thinking I was not in fact baited but instead my intuitive sense of broken ships as a captain was

On point and look I was right again really for the first time but let me have this one got a big hole okay go up underneath the ship where we got where we got the uh the goods at Goods um the goods aren’t great I will say the goods I’ve seen

Good or Goods um do we have any more Goods than that cuz like wow I can see why this ship is upside down aha additional Goods okay much better Goods here oh my God whoever flipped this ship did not did not take the good stuff maybe they saw the first chest and

They’re like wow these guys have nothing I should have brought a bed that’s what I should have done oh no oh no I didn’t bring a bed and it’s getting dark um remember when I was like let’s stop thinking about this and just go yeah um

That guy was an idiot and should have a bed are we anywhere near a town can I go steal we are all right new Mission uh we’re making a beline for this town temporary temporary Waypoint over here uh and we’re going to steal a bed from

Them x marks the spot where I I can steal a bed it’s a Race Against Time to commit theft of someone’s sleeping Arrangements which I guess in like lore would mean that I boot somebody out of having the ability to be not hurt by monsters to serve my own self of wanting

To not be hurt by monsters which seems pretty piratey so this seems on brand at the very least okay but there are enemies now and I don’t like that I will say I have already stated and dear viewer if you did not see my update video on my main Channel I apologize but

I have already stated that after this run I’m going to be taking a Hiatus from this series to focus on some other new projects that need more attention um and I’m not trying to die right now cuz like just because I said that doesn’t mean

That I want this run to end I’m enjoying this run but now I’m already finding myself stuck out in the middle of the night running away from Monsters trying to find safety and that’s not a good start Visa V self-preservation so um I’m going to try real hard here uh to not

Die there’s an Endy boy I’m just going to kind of keep my oh my God there’s so many there’s so many skeletons what is going on there’s so many of them and Andy boys okay we’re at the okay we’re here I’m going to get as close to uh

This Thumper over here as possible because if I I don’t want to be fighting these boys but Thumper sure can God there’s even one like right there so why are there so many it’s like cranked up Way Beyond anything I’ve ever seen give me your stuff I don’t I don’t actually

Want that stuff give me your bed that’s far more important aha uh get out of bed this is mine oh my God okay that was so many bad guys um hi uh sorry about your bed uh it’s mine now though all right now everyone’s on fire get out of stop

Okay um I think we just kind of do a quick a quick pillage okay well that was not fruitful quite literally I found no apples all right we now return to our regularly scheduled uh Adventure leave me alone Spidey it’s okay we’re going to get back out into the into the ocean and

Continue our way just very North much more north than I I thought that I was going to be going today stay tuned for next episode where I go south back home ow ow FLH let’s go that’s a lot of kelp kelp explosion that’s nothing that’s nothing uh keep an

Eye out for kelp explosion merch in the future kelp explosion that’s something making my way that way ruined portal underwater ruined portal free stuff the only thing better than free stuff is free stuff from hell all right let’s investigate this uh all right where is

Where is your chest uh where is it where is it where it at there it is uh Gib uh Gib uh ooh hello ooh hello yo okay and amending oh my goodness let me tell you when I say hell provides hell provides all right so a mending golden helmet is

That that seems good are golden helmets actually better than iron though I don’t recall I I feel like they’ve tweaked gold since I’ve last actually looked up what golden stuff does in this game so let’s find out it appears that gold armor is still kind of trash unless you

Do a whole lot of enchanting and I’m just not that enchanting but I’ll still take it and maybe find a way to do something with that mending or I don’t know we’ll see damn it sure is ocean outside ooh land ho and it looks fertile very grassy I feel like I’m sailing on

The edge of the world right like that’s that’s the edge of the world right there right great ice wall I don’t know what Flat Earth theory is but if they have a theory about an ice wall that’s probably it I have to assume except for the fact

That I’ve gone past it lava is that another ruined portal or is that just some lava it looks ruined to me all right maybe we’ll get an even better setup and what’s that over there is that another one and a chip maybe all right well for

Now what’s going on here give me your stuff okay okay okay okay feeling good feeling good all right not the not the greatest thing I’ve ever seen in my entire life but not so bad go check out that ship God I’m getting so much plunder oh there’s a lot

Of uh bad boys over here this is like a bad boy Zone oh wait no that’s just that’s just more kelp more another kelp explosion I thought that was the bad boy Zone I I’m sorry to have alarmed you thinking that there was indeed a bad boy

Zone over there but there were no bad boys and what was perceived to be the bad boy Zone a simple miscommunication I’ve hit ice I’ve no longer hit ice ooh easy access chest give it’s nothing it’s it’s nothing I’ll take the the treasure map but the rest of it go

To hell uh what’s do we have o okay but anything here coal I’ll take coal I’ve got cooler cooler feet already I think all right let’s get let’s get out of here before I drown have we hit l land like for real o we’ve hit land like for

Real I want to get out of the ice place I’m going to go to these planes before before night settles in um this might be trickier than one anticipated one being me my ship no I don’t have any room in my inventory get out of here treasure

Map okay I can’t believe I just threw out a treasure map when I could have thrown out the okay well now I got to go get that treasure map where you at does it float does it sink treasure map treasure map hello where’ it go okay

Well now I want where’ it go I’m miffed I’m Legit miffed swimming I don’t see it anywhere can’t believe I’ve lost it to the depths of the ocean oh is that it got it I’m amazing I’m amazing not once was I concerned about having lost my map cuz

I knew I knew I would find my way back it’s just the kind of pirate I am all right I’m I’m going to sleep on Ice all right let’s get to these planes let’s love some land for a little while yeah salutations land chicken is this your domain I would like to inquire

About your domain oh no the land chicken turned into a okay no okay he’s back to being a land chicken salute uh chicken uh is this is this your formal greeting is that okay strange cultures um thank you I am honored to be welcomed to the the grand

Chicken Plains which I will now Mark create Waypoint Grand chicken Plains got a big old Forest here okay little bit of a forest between me and the further north but this is this is fascinating right here it’s like a it’s like a CO version of those like u-shaped pull through driveways in in

Like high-end Suburban neighborhoods I could be a high-end Suburban pirate has anyone ever considered this option tried to navigate this Forest without getting too too stuck hello sheep as you were oh it’s a bee hi bee do you want a new a new tree to experience here you

Go I forgot that I was supposed to be uh Johnny cherry seed uh this whole time everyone pretend that I was doing a good job instead that just kind of goes blanketly forever hello Tor also as you were oh you’ve got some Tor you’re just watching out over your Tor friends while

They’re swimming oh you’re doing a great job can I get some uh some love for these torts in in in in the comments CU they’re doing a great job I almost said in chat I mean what are comments but asynchronous chat still making my way this way it’s taking a

While rowing boat and this the Sun’s Up boat ship underwater hey yo wait a minute I am not prepared I don’t really have room okay let’s get rid of this let’s let’s clean up some space here don’t need random Flint don’t need random gunpowder protection four feather falling three

Now I might want to put those together uh what else can I drop do I really need some random blue probably not don’t need these carrots okay see what this ship has to offer TNT heyo and that’s kind of it all right I need to get to safety

Swimming okay I feel like there’s more to it than that I’m going to heal up first cuz I don’t want to drown although that would be the most like the most expected way for me to die I guess is drowning but yes okay much more easy to

Access a clock sure probably help fa treasure map all right the clock could be good maybe I won’t um totally totally forget that the sun exists continuing on my way now these are some planes my goodness that’s that’s that’s a big biome lucky for this town I I am far

More interested in continuing North they are too far west for my taste H nice little Canal I don’t mind a nice little Canal weave my way through beautiful so Serene got some bees pollinating we’re we’re we’re surrounded by plant life and sunflowers sunflowers are creepy y’all I

Think that’s just a fact they like turn they face the sun which is like cool and all but also stop it you’re not supposed to you’re not supposed to do that you’re a plant stay still I know that some plants like move and whatnot and there’s also that one like flower boss in

Cuphead that does a lot of dancing um but that’s not a real plant and and I know that like the pl a venus fly trap and whatnot it does do like a chompy thing stop it I mean don’t stop it Venus Fly Traps are cool I’m not trying to

Tell them that they’re not it’s just don’t like sunflowers I do like their seeds is that another that’s another Temple okay I got to go around that one might have asked themselves what was the goal of exploring in this direction cuz I’m going out all this way

Um to the great that way but once I’m there what am I going to do and also I’m going to have to go back the whole way and so what’s the what’s the catch like what’s the what’s the benefit here the answer is I don’t actually know but the

Answer is also I don’t think I need to have an answer I am simply experiencing life the way that it feels it needs to be experienced in this moment and that is all anyone could ask of me I’m also wearing out my w key finger is there an

Auto move button that I’m not aware of in Minecraft Minecraft auto run looks like I need a a a mod for that why haven’t they sold like at least 100 copies of this game you’d think they’d have the money to add that by now me double check controls keybinds walk yeah

Nope rip oh that’s another one so many dunge temples or whatever okay but what’s that it’s also glowy in underwater and not a temple could just be another one of those lamps that I might accidentally destroy and break my heart but maybe it’s something else looking more and more like heartbreak

Perhaps but maybe there will be a chest we are hunting plunder there is a chest give Gib okay I’m hearing oh oh no oh it’s Zambos with like purpley why are there so many Zambos purple weapons get out of here stop it no I want nothing to

Do with ye uh I’m going this way I’m simply just ignore me I stole your Emerald but haha attacking me with enchanted weapons underwater while I’m simply trying to look through a a chest what is the world coming to man can’t even plunder a chest in peace

Anymore a little bit past halfway there we’re we’re we’re making progress okay it’s getting dork but it it does look like there’s another ruined portal down there and I I mean I got to make good on it you know it has not hurt me so far

Well has literally hurt me in some cases but it it’s been mostly good so let’s go check this out what do you got for me more obsidian a bunch of gold all right all right my ship there it is would like to be out of the water now please get to

The land so I can flop down a bed make a campsite real quick and snooze a good snooze the kind of Snooze that makes you feel like damn I just took a good snooze damn I just took a good snooze okay but what’s that oh sticking out of the water

Oh my goodness hey yo wait a minute uh okay order of operations check this out and then hey yo floating uh okay hold on stop you are a pirate floating Mountain Base is not pirate but but floating Mountain Base is rad and has a waterfall coming off of it

So that’s happening uh you have a fishing rod sir all right there’s too many there’s too many zombies here I don’t I’m not messing with that let’s go let’s go check this out um let’s go check this out uh there’s also a uh there’s a ruined portal right at the

Base I could potentially connect this back to my actual base fast travel and I mean just look at it it it does look real cool I won’t I won’t turn it into a base just yet I have I have a mission I’m trying to get to the great that way

But I mean I can at least show it some respect and a lava fall oh my God it’s so rad it’s just so rad and look this portal is like perfectly positioned right here I’m getting a I can make my own freaking portal at this point here’s

What I’m going to do here is what I’m going to do I’m going to mark this on the old map right let’s get to a little bit closer to the actual yeah and Mark this on the map I’m going to leave a stash here for for future for future

Endeavor king of the king of the Pirates to make use of and also to clear my inventory so create Waypoint floating Mountain okay poop down a chest put some torches around it and let’s put some stuff away that away put all this away think let’s try to convert some of those

Nuggies into actual iron bars the rest of the nuggies away okay kind of cleared out everything that I don’t immediately need stuff that’s just like you know I’m going to be going back here on the way back so it’s on the way um that’s on

Fire now I had nothing to do with that not my problem just don’t burn my down there’s a town and a swamp wait a minute I have to get on land or I can try sailing up this way okay I’m GNA try sailing up that way I should really heal

This is not uh working out how I thought it would I guess I can kind of keep going this way and North I’m going to cut through here if I need to go on land it’s not the end of the world hello squid very excitable squid sometimes I feel like an excitable

Squid just kind of like this is me being an excited squid dear viewer I have a story for you while I navigate this area I not super long ago okay backing up let’s talk about um the insides of my ear canals I have uh ear Gunk I mean most people have ear

Gunk and mine’s not like super super super bad and nasty but it’s enough that not not too long ago I got like you know impacted or whatever and I had to go to the doctor and they had to like flush it out it was a whole thing and since then

I’ve been like okay I would like to be able to sort of self-service so I don’t have to go to the Urgent Care and have them do anything what or whatever so I got this was a while ago I got a uh like at home ear irrigation and irrigator if

You will uh system as well as one of those things it’s like a little um stick with a camera on it that connects to your phone so you can like dig stuff out and then you know like look at your phone to to guide yourself um it’s

Pretty great it’s nice it’s a nice little thing however I am now inundated and I did not buy this via Tik Tok I bought this months ago on like Amazon or whatever but Tik Tok has for whatever reason decided to start serving me constant ads for the ear Diggy outy

Scrapey thing what’s this oh that’s a witch that’s a witch uh this is a witch’s Hut and I don’t want to be here um story is on hold I don’t want to die I have been uh cursed I’m moving slowly I don’t want this go away please be gone

I did not ask for this I simply wanted to discuss my ears and the insides therein oh God now I’m poisoned and now I’m dying no no no no no no no no no no no no running away distance and and height distance and and getting no God

Okay uh dying okay safe safe still running running away no I’m still being followed stop it I need to finish my story oh my God oo clay stop chasing me ooh tortal nuggies obsidian uh o golden sword an amending golden pick okay okay so I see no more uh nope I’m still being

Followed stop it stop that why at what point will you relent so that I may finish telling the story the story isn’t that much longer the story is just I’ve been getting a whole lot of ads on Tik Tok about that ear picky product and they’re really disingenuous cuz like they just show

Obviously disjoint footage of the inside of like a really bad ear and like Tre like acting as if that’s normal and they’re like if you don’t get this product your ears are going to be so clogged and you’re going to die or whatever or they’re like I got one

That’s just like uh a bun why there’s fire everywhere and all I want to do is tell this story I’m being chased by a witch there’s fire everywhere I just want to talk about ears so I’ve been getting a lot of ads from Tik Tok and there’s they’re like oh yeah uh

Cockroaches crawl up into your ear in the night so you need to get this product to get rid of them if a cockroach gets lodged in your ear y’all that’s not real I don’t know what going on but like the ads that I’m getting are just exclusively like 36 variations of

The same earpick thing with some video that like makes you feel like if you don’t get this earpick thing that cockroaches are going to crawl into your ears and like eat your brains out or something and I don’t know when this happened and I don’t know why they’re

Targeting me so much with it and I already have one so it’s like I don’t know how to stop getting it am I being chased still I sure hope not anyway um don’t use Q-tips I know everyone says that but I’m serious don’t don’t use Q-tips like just go go get an actual

Ears scraper thingy you’re going to be so much happier as in don’t use Q-tips to clean your ears you can use Q-tips for other but don’t use them to clean your ears can’t believe I almost died to a freaking witch while talking about ear canaled irrigation systems ow

The land is just treacherous too spooky to be a land boy this is why I’m a pirate there’s no witches at Sea are Sirens witches no they’re like demons are Sirens demons are Sirens demons humanlike beings with alluring voices it looks like the answer is no mostly the

Answer is like yes-ish no mostly no but it seems like it comes down to like what your specific ideology defines demon as I also read that apparently in in a lot of like established ideologies demons are exclusively male which seems exclusionary and I think that that women

Should be able to be demons too in fact I know some women demons and and they’re proudly demons and non-binary demons shout out to Lilith Knox anyway I’m just saying that if I was a woman I would probably just sing songs in the ocean to drown Sailors etc etc seems like a good

Life BL am I able to go back into the ocean now also can I sleep yes well I can at least Cherry Grove oh sweet respit okay okay so m mineecraft is beaten by going very far north right that’s how that’s how we beat Minecraft in hardcore mode

Like ostensibly I should be doing like resource Gathering and like making a safe base and so on and so forth but I mean this feels productive except for the whole like almost dying thing oh there was a massacre here hello wolves ooh that is a Bonafide spelunk Zone in fact let’s mark

That Bonafide banan Zone keep heading North we’re we’re under 3,000 I know that for some people this doesn’t seem very far but for me I get antsy if I don’t do something every few minutes and it’s been more than a few minutes for me and I am antsy and just

Excited to get to my destination and proud of myself for staying I would say staying on task uh but we both know that’s not true but I stayed more on task than otherwise and and my reward is now a familiar sight of a Cherry Grove beautiful oh it feels good

To be home time to go I miss uh boat I I prefer boat over walk oh hi town I’ll plunder you later I’m I’m trying to focus on getting to my destination but you’re on you’re on alert now you’re on my watch list oh hey another town also

On my watch list Todo plunder I guess pillage like I guess we’ve determined that it is pillage also there’s like a horse family battle going on over there we got two horse families fighting over the same plot of grass or maybe it’s a wedding and they’re joining forces

They’re joining horses H that’s a that’s a big drop probably bad for the old ankles I just realized that a spy glass is a literal item in this game I probably have said this before but like I probably should have made a spy glass

By now to carry my off hand like at all times um I apologize to anybody that have let down from not having been doing that this whole time um it won’t happen again uh but it’ll continue to not be happening until I do it so deal with it

I am whole ass missing this forest for the trees because all I want to do is get to the get to that way point we’re so close now I thought that was a polar bear I was very confused ow we are under a thousand oh hey it’s a whole it’s a

Whole town that I just very accidentally stumbled upon ow uh again beining staying on task will Loot on the way back cute Town though lots of friends oh my goodness lots of friends very cute town they got campfires adorable why does the Sun have to set we’re getting so close let me

Just let me just get there please son stop it just like stay up in the sky for just a smidge longer ow ow berries being attacked by Nature we so close I do feel like sleeping is the right call at this this point don’t hurt me okay less than

500 away we are doing it we truly are oops Skelly bro leave nope no need for that wowzers that’s some terrain uh I’ve been presented with a challenge on our final stretch ow ow ow oh my God the Waypoint is on my map y’all it’s on my mini map

Oh my goodness I’m so excited to to finally make my way to the great that way and see what Rich beautiful Treasures await us oh lava flow that tells me something good there’s a bunch of cows were they always here the whole time waiting for me is this the welcome

Party it’s a bunch of cows okay but wait we’re not quite there it’s a tree with a bunch of cows this is more than I could have ever asked for it’s it’s beautiful really it’s something to be cherished and beholden and why did I do this well um I guess next time I’ll

Figure out what I’m doing here my name is endeavor this is Minecraft sisifus edition I’ll be back in a couple of weeks take care and be well