EPIC Lego Fortnite Flight Lesson w/ Lui Calibre!

Hello yo I found your pizza what I found your pizza what do you mean the pizza you you lost where is it it’s over there on your belt the hell are you talking about it has three pepperonis oh you’re oh my utility belt your pizza belt those are those are actually placed there

Strategically they’re actually holes that way there’s less wind resistance when I’m running really fast wait why are you dressed like the Joker talken green and purple purple you see purple look at your gloves those not gloves those are my hands I have really bad circulation okay are you really

Going that’s even worse you really going to put me down cuz of my genetics when you last went to bed you were asleep in a shack that was broken in the desert I fixed it for you what are you talking about I was I was sleeping in a mansion that was

Of my family and slaves all right what the hell oh oh I’m back I see you followed my plans exactly the way I wanted them yeah but look I moov next door you over here I made this place wait this is my house no this one’s mine I told you this

Is this is what I put on the plans right here look at this is your bed yeah I know I know it’s my bed that’s how you know this is your house it’s doesn’t mean it’s my house house all right this is an investment property cuz I I rent

This out through Airbnb and then this is my house see Lou what do you think of my house lots of room very castley I knew you probably want this one so I made you one but get to the top wow look at that one the green roof stop saying it like

You’re not impressed by my house wow this is cool yeah there’s been a lot of things that have changed since you’ve been gone just made a couple adjustments look at that rainbow in the back background oh oh yeah yeah I made that too Brian is spawning over

There he’ll be here one day [ __ ] 2 in the morning [ __ ] is all over on the west coast you did you make that pool I I asked you to make um no but I made a bridge look oh nice dude that looks very stable it is but come on we got to we

Got to get back to the old village all right are you ready to go get our new equipment yes ready you see this face see this face of Readiness you got to be ready like spaghetti mom spaghetti five nights of I I have a new restaurant I’m opening up as a Lego fortnite

Italian what spaghetti Fazbear pizza five nights of spaghetti this sounds like a Delirious name for things it’s a special it’s a special where you pay you pay ahead of time for five nights five straight nights of eating spaghetti at a restaurant why would you do that and who

Who would would commit to that it’s all just it’s all about marketing dude okay ready back well yeah your ow got changed to llama that’s what Max is is a llama oh damn it at least there’s still a bird up there okay wait right here cuz I know you like

Swords you should open the door on yourself what we got a glider should I take that I was going to surprise you with that go ahead you took me to the to the damn I said wait right here when you were up there and then you

I could pretend that I didn’t see it it’s okay okay ready yes okay I don’t know what’s in this box hopefully there’s cool things that I don’t know about such as like gliders there are what how do I grab it what do I it goes

To where that look at you see the shape on it have those little things have like the charms oh yeah okay do I take the charms too yes all right hold on I have another surprise ready cuz we were trying to fight that brute remember he

Was being our ass oh wait what are you talking about the the rhinoceros guy yeah and I feel like we needed Mobility to fight him isn’t it weird that rhinoceros are real animals when you really think about it no they’re just elephants in tank mode do you ever wake

Up at 3: in the afternoon and just think about that no like in the middle of your your your REM sleep at 4:30 in the afternoon damn damn dude no what the [ __ ] what is that all right you got to be very careful with this I’m going to

Teach you how to use it look is that a is that a is that a prolapse maker oh what the hell banana man you only have one no thank you Lou thank you thank you Luigi I really appreciate it I really feel a part of the the Luigi family

Now I’m a Luigi ah Luigi Luigi Cal calini I really appreciate this uh this pepperoni suction machine but look when it starts running out you need to put it in the chest and then take it back out and then it’ll get back to 30 it’s Stu right now it’s stuck oh wait what’s

Stuck the suction [Laughter] cup did I just are you trying to pull my banana out did it work a little bit oh yeah do it from the back look really good for cell you light so are we going to go we’re going to go around and

Uh collect rent money right yeah we need to kill that big ass brute he’s he’s late he’s laid on payments Lou so what we’re going to do is fly up and then Glide to one of those brute dudes like this holy [ __ ] wait where did you where

Did you shoot it oh on the roof yeah press jump before your character flies to the plunger so you can activate the glider okay all right all right all right there you ready yes I’m ready I am Mar ready you’re on the count of three are you counting it Oh I thought

You were going to count it you’re the mar who who does that who says all right here we go on the count of three and then you expect the other person to count to three okay count it down all right 1 2 3 I didn’t do it wait you did hold on

Hold on hold on all right one 2 3 why didn’t I go that far what did I do so try to activate it by going over like that there you go oh yeah oh yeah all right we did it all right so next video I’m kidding thank you for watching

Bik oh [ __ ] dude this is sick this is sick man yeah so our Mobility Spiderman and Batman I want to kill that big dude who who beat her ass yeah yeah yeah yeah we have to get our revenge and then he’s the dude who stole your Tesla [ __ ] really yeah and didn’t pay

Rent wow dude this is so much sicker than walking around like an idiot oh [ __ ] hold on hold on hold it hold it hold it yeah yeah fire the hole [ __ ] [ __ ] they’re fast I got to get oh [ __ ] okay I’m going to blow this girl up

All right go for it fire in your hole oh there it is look it he’s up there what the brute up there oh [ __ ] hey o Vinnie where’s my money huh where’s my [ __ ] money huh watch out he doesn’t scare me oh he’s stuck hey when me and Luigi asked for our

Money we wanted on time all right you got that huh you got that yeah tactical TCT Tactical tacus oh never mind tactical Cactus that’s kind of hard to say tactical Cactus oh [ __ ] oh Lou oh he’s going to kill me please please use your grapple use your grapple use your

Grapple [ __ ] A don’t die don’t die where is he want to go [ __ ] want to go why is he oh dude he took all my health shot him in the ass shot him in the dick you got you just got to Grapple move oh I’m in a treat never mind [ __ ] I’m almost

I’m almost dead go heal heal heal I’m healing too eat the pizza or whatever the the meat pie it gives you Hearts the meat pie is what I what I eat at night with you Lou I thought it was banana pie banana cream I eat your meat pie oh [ __ ] the

[ __ ] is he oh [ __ ] he’s almost dead dude we got him like less than half yeah yeah dude I got him I got him right where I want him I’m I’m doing the my my my my signature uh uh oh Pizza Pizza Sur move

You just got to you just got to draw you got to draw the outline of a pizza around him D he’s going down though he’s going down Lou you watching I’m watching I’m watching I’m watching go go go I’m going to shoot him in the ass [ __ ] oh

[ __ ] he’s turning around he’s turning around he’s turning around you’re D shoot him in the dick shoot him in the dick shoot him in the go go go go go go one one more shot h two more shots him use this die yes there we go yes that’s right that’s

Right that’s what happens you don’t pay rent dud he dropped this wallet yeah that’s right that’s what happens when you don’t pay rent money you die you finally killed it though I know you didn’t have your Tesla the truth is I broke your Tesla what yeah look at me dance I broke

Your Tesla it was me I was trying to move it but it didn’t work and it got destroyed I don’t know why you couldn’t do it D are you serious yeah but you killed that dude because he bruised me hey man if we weren’t family I would kill I would kill your

Ass did you try to do that every night oh no I put my penis in your ass I don’t try actually yeah hold on this door is really framy what the [ __ ] yeah it’s like that what what the hell whoa whoa dude n no no no no no n n

N wait am I wearing cut offs do I look like a gay stripper yeah that’s what was on to my tongue but I couldn’t uh it’s a beautiful day to make the new and improved Tesla Tesla Volume 2 what happened to the first one though actually we did we tried and it didn’t

We flew around the world why do we need this one if that one worked because dude you got to keep improving your product you want to succeed you got to keep improving your product until you have a monopoly of the industry and then you slowly put out the the the new

Upgrades like the first one comes out with no seat belts and the next one comes out with seat belts that’s right man you had used this originally this thing right here no mine was a little Bigg oh was it I don’t know honestly I don’t remember exactly wait what are you doing

You trying to recreate what you had why you meway it wasn’t this big yeah man yeah it was this big it was actually it was also silver it had uh had power windows we actually need this thing right here o oh okay there a car look at this

You know what I realized there’s no steering wheel what you think we’re going to turn on this journey what are you gay this this Tesla only goes straight ready Lou look at this look at this beauty oh [ __ ] I didn’t mean to push you I’m sorry let me put you

Back look at that oh yes dude look at that we got seats and we have we have built-in toilets to our seats so you never have to stop at a gas station to take a poo and then get mugged on the way to the gas station and wake up in a dark

Alley and your butthole hurts but secretly but secretly you like it and you’ve developed a taste for you know the true meaning in life and what what you want to go after for the rest of your time and then you befriend a banana who doesn’t know what your ulterior

Motives are are you ready ready oh [ __ ] I was trying to sit down we’re gone we’re gone forget the countdown oh God I lost my toilet we’re gone we’re going places in life nothing could stop us nothing could stand in our way because we are the caliber we’re here Lou we’re

Here wait how do we just go backwards we just turn the th put the steering wheel whe that’s the next upgrade got to roll it out slowly you can’t be giving away new tech right off the bat all right you got to sell that technology to the military first profit off of

That oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] I’m still on it everything’s fine I I fell oh we need seat belts on the third upgrade hey that that took us pretty far look look at the map we got to like Master TR just put a Thruster on this side you can’t no that’s what I was

Saying like if you break that one it doesn’t give you your pieces back that’s why I was saying I broke the other you broke two for no reason I like how you can help no no dude we’re not going to get it up this hill all right all right well

We’re close by we’re close by okay stay here then hold on [ __ ] [ __ ] you oh no the [ __ ] broke our thing Lou Who did Lou this [ __ ] this this this Turtle guy so what you going to make like make walls no watch Lou Lou no Lou what did you do Lou

I didn’t know it was going to fly right away oh my God Lou I didn’t know it was going to fly right away maybe I could snipe it okay two of them are being made right now I got it Lou I got it I got it oh [ __ ] you did

Okay hold on stand on that thing just in case it flies right I’m on it I’m going to put this who all right if I get off wa fly I need a you want me to help you get off no no no stay there stay there stay

There no do you want me to help you get off no I’m okay are we we’re going already oh Lou Lou Lou I think the balance is a little off right here I think you I think you should definitely put some on this side hey look at least it’s turning oh yeah

That’s good we just stay right on the roads care we not to hit that switch you think I’m am stupid we’re doing it oh my God we’re flying this is kind of cool to be honest I don’t know why sick all right now hit the switch are you ready I’m ready there

We go this is it the Tesla Aeroplane test number one yeah this is sick yeah we’re flying oh [ __ ] what happened oh oh that scared me cuz it stopped I was dancing and like made my screen like twitch I only have enough to get us back so to put the

Thruster on the other side you put it on like while we’re up here though I don’t okay hold on I might be able to do it I might be able to do it holy [ __ ] man be careful man this is scary oh uhoh oh oh it’s off balance what happened we’re sinking

Lou oh now we’re turning yeah because you plac this down yeah yeah yeah yeah but it actually has weight it actually has weight that’s sick it’s a turn you just have to add weight I guess yeah guess our our vehicles they they we we deliver them with sandbags where’s our

House oh it’s right there to the right to the right yeah see my castle Yeah you mean my castle should I try to activate it now yeah turn wait turn up turn turn Hing okay oh this is the dumbest way to steer Okay go again go again yes sir we’re turning are

You ready yeah oh oh yes dude yes I’m twitching everywhere oh my God what was that I don’t know see it it okay we kind of overshot our uh hold on we’re making a turn it’s a long it’s a it’s a wide turn but we’re turning okay now we’re definitely going to

Turn ah yes dude I swear we’re just making a giant circle around dude full circle the right Brothers didn’t start off right away yeah we are definitely the right Brothers we only turning right now stop now stop okay oh beautiful Lou beautiful how do we okay

Just wait now we now we just put weight on it so what’s our landing gear um we just got to put weight in the middle stay in the outside is that wood you’re putting down yeah all right in order to fly this vehicle you’re going to have to know

Carpentry oh man this is this is amazing they definitely designed this is to to be the way to land go places and to turn dude at least as long as this has uh or blocks it can’t leave okay all right it stayed that this the dumbest looking

Vehicle I’ve ever seen in my life don’t say that dude we have we have investors watching well Lou what was a hell of an improvement over the first one dude it was have wings now look at this looking cool you sit down on chairs oh oh no glider glider glider I’m

Good there’s no fall there’s no fall damage I think there is fall damage D I didn’t get hurt at all this is the first oh I popped the balloon oh way to go man way to go all right well I landed it is that is that all for today’s Journey think I think

So cuz if if it is then we can prepare going to the snow never been there so I don’t know what to expect I just know we need to make stuff to go all right so very good very good you did very you did very good very good car you make car

Very well very good Luigi the me and Luigi uh Luigi uh caliber calini I was going to say calini calini Luigi calini Luigi Cabrini next time we have to make a spicy meatball so that way we could go and conquer the snow area yes I think there’s an abominable snowman

Abominable snowman what the hell is that like the yeti like the GTA Yeti all right well I’m going to eat my meat pie it’s always a good way to end it with a nice nutritious meal of a meat Pie