EPIC Mardleedum Adventure with the Crew

Way more of a threat I agree I’m I’m uh got a Pillager in my house but you’ll never find him you have a Pillager in your house uh I think so he might have turned into a Pillager by now he’s in the secret hole you should probably check I should bucket okay let’s

Check this it yes it is oh he’s still there he’s not a Pillager yet what’s up buddy when will these slimes spawn when will the slimes spawn how long does it take for them to turn into a Pillager is it a Pillager I don’t I don’t know did they they might have removed

That oh that’s a [ __ ] bat dude what a bat spawned where are the chunks which one’s the slime chunk I don’t know for this slime Chun you like okay I’m pretty sure I know where it’s at now can you take the slime chunk and put it somewhere else how does that

Work how does that work is just no it’s just it’s just there okay I think I know roughly where the slime chunk is is it like a is it a normal block or is it like colored or like what a chunk do you know what a chunk is

In Minecraft a chunk I think is a let me I will examine Google go those stat you looked at the Enderman somehow how I I literally don’t know hey Marsh can I get a hand please where the [ __ ] are you I’m in circles he’s kicking my ass ah he does so much [ __ ]

Damage gu where [ __ ] damn I I didn’t even look at him he looked at me how big is a CH Chun in Minecraft oh is it like the amethyst chunks or whatever we find no those are geod oh geod I see I see I see it is a 16x 16

Area that goes all the way up and all the way down I don’t like this hole right here I’m covering this hole okay yeah it’s a it’s Chun that so and there will be certain chunks that underneath the ground will spawn slimes right what do these chunks look

Like they’re 16 by 16 we this world is made of chunks they look like a normal cave it’s just the only the only difference is that slimes can SP spawn in them okay okay okay that’s that okay okay that clears it up that is the difference uh slimes go woohoo I’m

Here I got you and I think I know where it’s where the chunk starts and ends I think it’s over here somewhere I I I don’t [ __ ] know though so I’m making a pillar up there to see precisely where they will Spawn there is a snake in my boot there is no such thing as snakes that’s just propaganda that fur’s made up obvious I think it’s over there okay I am waiting on another slime to Spa I will look at YouTube shorts now I got six buckets of lava nice Cave noise are Spooky You still there Hello yes yes I am my ears I want to know what that sounds like let me look at my live stream turn up your volume all the way and I’ll scream at it up your volume all okay I’m I’m watching it to get the real experience turn your

Volume all the way up I’m good I’m just watching you like running around you still There hello yes I am that’s what it sounds like ah yeah sounds like a hurricane you’re mentally unstable why are these fing say get spun my ears hello yes yes I am I hear okay somebody that I used to know so that uh remember that uh thing

That Madison sent me somebody I used to know but by by simp that has 552 views now oh there’s a few comments by people saying like oh I understand why she left you that’s not that that that isn’t me so I had to clear that up had a disclaimer yeah where are these

Slimes in your ball E I’d love waiting for slime to spawn this is so interesting I’m glad I am streaming yes me too people just keep like randomly joining and then leaving like as soon as they join and I don’t know why me either why don’t they want to watch my premium content

Right they they’re missing out so much they are honestly the most entertaining person on YouTube is me my I randomly got a chest paint as soon as I said that and that’s what we call high cholesterol there you go I hope you get some deep SL I will return and work on

My own stuff okay how many slime balls do I have I want to get a stack how many blocks will this get me I’m going to need a lot more than a stack well Marshall if anything I I think you should explore the rest of the

Cave CU there might be a Spawner in here there is no slime spawner that’s not a thing no I’m just talking about spawners in general we can use it at like XP farm stuff like that cuz we’ve only explored a little bit you can do that I need slime

Balls well there’s no Lava so it’s not like they’re going to die but I need B you know what this is too [ __ ] boring I’m not wasting my time doing that you I I’ll you want to go find a swamp exploring because I looked I looked up

On my phone yes I cheated so what sue me please don’t actually sue me the closest swamp is like 4,000 blocks away 4,000 yes you’re insane I need balls and I need lots of them well I see and we’d be spending a few nights there because for some dumb [ __ ]

Reason uh according to the thing it’s just like hm yes slime will only spawn at a certain time of night in a swamp why that’s that that’s so dumb I didn’t even grab any of the deep slate that was down there [ __ ] it I’m up

Here my dad is back home and he will need to need me to help him grab ladder here soon when you do leave leave uh leave your system on so I can uh yeah so that you can do the thing yeah can you turn this can you turn this world you have

Into a server I can I would turn it into a real cuz I’m really liking the base we got okay do you want me to do that right now oh yeah actually yeah that’ be good I can get on and do my own thing whenever you’re off I like that uh okay

I will do that after my dad need gets I I help him I got you so I want to spruce up well not Spruce I want to spice up my little uh base I got right here H I need carpet I need carpet or do I I’m thinking about you know Pink Carpet

On my window roof or glass roof why I don’t know what I’m just I’m I’m just spit baller huh okay oh my God this is a lot of kick I just now noticed this what do I do dude I swear if that someone who just commented commented the clown

Emoji swear it’s a Ley games hello you have one subscriber and he just left the chat dang okay let that I need your professional opinion on something I’m listening I need you to come here I got you under the way all right so I’ve got Place three of these down okay no oh

Yes oh okay I’m thinking we get a wall that is either all of one of these blocks or a combination of this one and this one oh okay okay I’m thinking maybe we spice it up I’m thinking combat huh oh well what do you think I’m thinking I could do a

Combination of these two I’m just I’m just wondering what are you selling are you selling slime balls he is lat I need you to go get as many emeralds as possible oh here you go I got some slime balls for you oh thank you oh did you did you just buy all of

His stuff oh no no I picked those up passively can you check the um the thing to see if we have any emeralds got you I’m going there now to drop off these diamonds got 30 Diamonds oh we got seven slime balls in here o that is helpful who

You doesn’t look like we have emeralds we’re broke I have obtained three slime balls from him o I know that the that the exchanger rate is just awful I don’t care get some wood do we have any wood in there here I have poison potato dink what’s up Dink where’s dink okay there’s

15% I will make these into sticks do we got any oh sugar cane you can turn sugar can into sticks we have plenty of that why use wood you can turn sugar show me I don’t think that’s a thing oh is is sugarcan or bamboo it’s bamboo good bit of bamboo I’ll let

You gosh darn it uh there’s bamboo on the other Island over there I’m going to chop down what little we have here oh I could just start cutting into a tree I do oh I have 15 I have 15 sticks in my chest we need Stacks Stacks yes I just need to

Buy go here here here I got some Spruce Wood Spruce is ugly well it’s not ugly I rather have Oak and Spruce I don’t know Spruce reminds me of gingerbread I see I see that I can see that where you at I’m uh chopping into a tree he’s in the

Trees oh okay I see I see you up there I’m being George of the Jungle George of the Jungle watch CH of the tree I must make sure yeah I’m going to we’re going to need a wall I can’t just keep switching it to Peaceful cuz that’s cowardly yeah that’s what yeah what

Cheating yes it is here we go I got some wood for you here you go take this and then he made sticks what the [ __ ] this poison potato for you should be can I make poison soup no it literally does nothing if you eat poison

Soup if you eat it can’t eat it if you eat yes you can oh I’m not hungry right now okay okay where is that wandering Trader there he is okay he’s all out of slime balls we got five okay let’s let’s see are have you charred into a Pillager yet sir no okay

You just stay there why don’t you get him out of there before he turns into wood so will the Iron Golem only attack you if you accidentally attack the Villager hit that or him oh okay hor uh let me grab my sand right quick yeah I’m

Coming all right we St I will be back shortly be productive please I beg of the perfect for Pap for for let’s put here for you that’s for for you EX that spe what yeah what for for for for I’m hopeful Do e for up I am back and black yes back welcome back ah I need more resources well how about you and I go on an adventure adventure you said what kind of Adventure an adventure where we go to a swamp shank a whole bunch of slimes cry slightly but not too

Much uh I think that book was in here I see okay okay we’re going to we’re going to go to that 4,000 block away swamp Okay okay okay let me my inventory before we do that we meaning you and I are going to max out that weapon Smith

So that we can get whatever diamond sword that he’s got okay because I would rather uh buy a diamond sword then craft it and it’ll already be enchanted well let me see I need a sort I need organization okay so I will do that then but do I sort the stuff it

H pardon me wander okay what is up my dude why are you in my Barrel he doesn’t have any clothes that is utmost peculiar hello Stone Mason he’s standing on my bed let’s that do you happen to have any coal I do indeed have coal I have a

Decent bit decent bit how much is a decent bit let’s see like a stack okay Nick is going to be very unhappy with me don’t tell him okay ah I won’t say a word oh look at that he’s gotten quite a few things he’s got 37 puffer fish oh my

God a bit much not going to lie yeah that is a absurd amount of puffer fish lad do you know if we have any spare scaffolding anywhere I got I got like seven on me right now I need more oh that’s all I got okay do you

Know of anywhere where we have high amounts of string I do not that is most problematic let’s see let me see tools how do I make those signs you need wooden uh sticks wood in six okay I just need wood let’s see where’s an axx I got an ax right

Here if you want a diamond axe there’s some in the chests on the inside okay I got iron one for now I’ll use this okay H my good man you weren’t thinking of chopping down the same tree as I were you perhaps H okay I cannot make that

Jump okay I’m happy you didn’t die me too that would have been 25 levels down the drain it would have been funny not going to lie oh 100% V like why are you chopping down that tree don’t worry about it I would like some bread thank you

All right uh voice from lat’s microphone I will burn down his House burn down Nick’s Little Nick doesn’t even have a house what am I say yes lad I’ll go burn down Nick’s house right away he has like a port he has a dock oh that Fletcher scared

Me I thought it was a gremlin Nick Nick should get his butt online and play with us he’s too sad he s above his dog passing or his dog G to pass well he’s sad about ma that’s for sure well yeah that’s what he’s sad about interesting interesting do I have

To stay home so that I can keep an eye on Mac I was hoping that he would come over today but once again no well you should get his butt online and play with us if he’s a hole exactly uh spam him I shout after I finished cutting this tree

Okay what am I looking for these nuts I’m I’m going to turn you into a goblin using witchcraft I will report you to Madison and we will burn you at the steak we have no Stakes I’ll unless unless you’re talking about the Edible Ones then that would be

A fine way to go as long as you season me correctly hang on oh my God there’s a lot of villagers why did you touch that do not touch that I got you I need so many emeralds I need an absurd amount of emeralds EMS [ __ ] you okay let’s see I need

Wood I need scaffolding where do do we not have any string uh I don’t think so I don’t I don’t think I have any Str this is problematic what’s a good way to sort my stuff or at least organize my stuff I have a [ __ ] ton of wood now I’m

Happy uh uh uh you’re Roy why is this not growing this will be this Barrel right here will be my food container instead I I think I’m going to sue you for what for leaving this tree floating I cut everything down no you did not there was a single log I’m just

Joking that’s just one log you’re fine okay okay okay that would be very silly if I were to I don’t know sue you that would be very Petty that would be almost as Petty as the fact that I almost died oh what happened God damn it what’s going on down there L the

[ __ ] I didn’t want to do that what did you do I look in this chest oh you made stick to [ __ ] do that I was pention God damn it oh list that I’m so sorry that was so [ __ ] funny it’s hilarious but damn it’s funny

But what the [ __ ] what I going to those stairs uh we will make houses one day with all of those stairs a house upstairs I’m making myself a [ __ ] diamond pickaxe I mean axe no you’re not making yourself anything just come over to my tree to your

Left I didn’t even Diamond ax you are not making Diamond axes you will purchase them I just dropped one right next to you [ __ ] oh I’m [ __ ] pissed oh that was a lot of wood too and it’s no one’s fault except your own it’s you’re right it is 100% but what the

[ __ ] what the hell was I thinking and that’s caught on camera that why did you oh there’s a tree right there I’m upset I’m upset spaghetti I’m mad I want a I want a big tree I need a big juicy tree cut that one down you’re

Already on top of it this this jungle tree it is [ __ ] oh you could also chop down that spruce tree that’s been sitting in your lawn for the past year I don’t want Spruce you want jungle ah I’m just mad shush Ah that’s hilarious I’m pushing

Tri on it trying to get as much planks as I can and I see a boat right I see the boat I got I can make like 100 plus bats and I just see that number go down down down down to zero I’m like what

Plenty of wood what do you mean and I look at it I’m like oh no oh no oh no I STS oh no ST we will use them to construct something God damn it I’m I’m mad nck I’m taking my hanger out on you PL tree right in your lawn already oh

Yes I’m going to be Petty why are you why are you doing that don’t worry I got an idea that what the hell what’s that what oh okay what oh okay I missed that come on bro don’t be like data it was on purpose okay I need bone now or we making this

Tree [ __ ] grow I got you right here oh that one yes yeah I got you give me just a second to Junior it’s not going to grow because there’s things in the way take me rest me take me a little nap and then I’ll go eat your sandwich okay unless

You got you let me get rid of these leaves right quick that Phantom just triple shot me and broke all of my armor except for my pants did he have like a shotgun in his mouth what the hell like it he attacked me like three

Times if I die to a phantom I’m going to be mad we should probably sleep we should Okay Marshall activate the bone I move these leaves out of the way so it grow I think it was more the furnaces right here well the furnace shouldn’t be in

The way it’s only four it’s going to it’s not letting it like all of this stuff right here would have to move unless you want to move it one block backward cuz that was like half a stack of bone meal and it didn’t work so was bone okay I’ll move it one block

Back oh move it back so that it okay I’ve got to make this now do it nothing thing should be in the way right after I scoop up and replant this tree eat some bread okay bone meal I back another one what’s in the way it’s only four

Blocks it’s too close to the house there’s your tree a big tree big big big tree oh there’s not a whole lot I can do for you there just just go get one of the like six that are over there as long as you replant

Them oh you’re just trying to put it in his way yes you know there’s like a whole bunch of leaves in a bunch of these chests just grab a bunch of those and just throw them everywhere okay I think this should be enough for I’m mad I’m mad I’m still mad

Mad you shouldn’t have made stairs really really hey that F right there that Fant above you above you he’s stuck shoot his ass I’m not going to shoot him I’m going to Tower with TNT and I’m going to shank him he funny of that TNT exploded Phantom has successfully been shanked

Nice hopefully his butt you are not getting that TNT list at I was going for the wood you are my friend but I do not trust you with explosives I don’t worry I can make my own oh that’s reassuring this is very nice so what were you trying to make anyway any way

There a lot of w I’m trying to reorganize so I’m like making like a picture frames or well not picture frame frames you mean item frames item frames yes you need leather and sticks oh leather and sticks I see yes I still I still I still need a I I still need

Wood well go get wood I have I’ve been getting wood okay I have a hat now like six stacks of sucking stairs we we’ll we’ll find a use for them let’s that trust we’ll do something with them even if that something is just uh lowincome

Housing yes or as I like to say no income housing because it’ll be going for the Misfits okay make sure you get a winning ticket oh I’m like why is this going so slow hello no I want to trade with a why did you raise the price on me do we need to

Send you to alaka blam yes no I only send Misfits to alak blam okay let me see what do I need ah hello Mr weapon Smith how are you doing on this bright and sunny day Focus okay where’s my [ __ ] [ __ ] move up move away farmer lonely pet I need one more

Emerald going in my basement don’t shove them in your BAS Bas no I’m going into my basement okay hello I would like to Now give me that axxe I am now broke I have no emeralds I get into my basement and spooky noise plays what the [ __ ] hello Mr

Stonemason I love you Mr stonemason you’ll take Stone actual St you and I are going to have very hot sex later tonight as soon as I chop down more stti you know what I am going to chop down all of the things all of the trees over there

I’m going to make sure that there are none that are planted and I’m going to teleport into The Nether beat the Ender Dragon and say UGA Daga UGA Daga wing wang Kong Kong and summon Herobrine okay okay this is my weapon axe this are my shears this is my smooth like butter

Like a criminal undercover Bros got that smooth like butter like a scaming all under cover okay I see I do have a lot of chest let that you can stop trying to mate with the Villagers now where did I put my a my pickaxe I put it in the tool chest

Perfect I’m still mad well stop okay let’s see H what somebody commented on my stream there are all sorts of people who are on my stream this is amazing they come they stay for just a tiny little bit and then they leave how peculiar that’s what I’m

Saying what do I want this basement to be hey yep hello Talia Jones go to channel oh my goodness listen stat uh that video where Nick where Nick just slaps something and goes B that has 6.6 th000 views dude no way oh my goodness I’m still here I’m

Not going anytime soon don’t worry and I assure you I am not peculiar that sounds like something A peculiar person would say I will trust you Talia Jones ah okay that works okay [ __ ] of I just hear like a [ __ ] ton of villagers above me going not a peculiar

Person all of us are weird in our own little way who are you with I am with my good friend the Great nub 17 yes yes it’s me it’s I the noob he’s pretty cool dude as soon as you get your channel monetized bro you’re getting some Hefty paychecks oh dude that that’s

The dream I want I want to get money for YouTube I want YouTube to go hm you you’re pretty cool here’s some here’s some money 50 cents keep it up sport I want money I don’t care if it’s just like a tiny little bit my goal is to make

People happy I guess I don’t know I’m just kind of doing this for fun okay that works not only that but I can I can archive silly moments what would you buy if you got 50 cents right now okay uh well first things first I would uh I’d get a dime and three

Pennies I’d go over the Dollar Tree cuz they’re doing like 50% off their Christmas Shenanigans buy a hot chocolate bomb cuz they’re 63 cents that is what I would do I have like five of them but I’d get another one just because other than that I’m pretty sure

I can’t buy anything with 50 cents which kind of sucks or I’d go to an ATM exchange them for two quarters and get two gumballs there we go that’s an idea what’s a shame honestly the Dollar Tree is no longer right down there’ be six of them in total maybe you could buy

A banana ah well I could get oh no that’s 76 cents could I buy a banana with 50 cents pardon me where’s the wandering Traer you what are you selling okay he’s selling sea pickles what are those they are pickles that are that were thrown overboard

Nice what are they used for uh they are pickles they they they light they light up what if it was a very small banana I don’t know maybe I could where is he you I will take your entire stock of sea pickles why are you wasting money oh that’s right I’m supposed to

Than I’m supposed to be shaving up for the blacksmith use your brain uh um a small banana wood would be pretty cool unless it was like a comically small banana how am I getting down from here jump do a FP there water I will I will do a backflip

Haya it would be outrageous for one banana to cost 76 cents that’s the price at my Kroger I think or maybe if that was I I don’t know how much one banana I know a coconut is like too much it’s two bucks for a coconut it’s way too much you take 10%

Of the normal damage if you land on really that’s how that works let’s that get over here we’re going to run an experiment but uh the person in my chat says you take 10% of the normal fall damage if you uh fall on leaves really yeah so if you’re up for uh dying

Possibly uh we need to test that theory okay okay I away okay so I’m pretty sure normally falling from up there would kill you so you’re telling me that if I just cover that roof and leaves he won’t he he probably won’t die yeah screw it I’ll chop down this tree as

Well okay I’m ready you’re ready for death maybe maybe let’s hope not well first I got to get on top of the roof uh let’s use these I nearly fell off I I nearly fell off okay let’s see Acacia leaves okay okay let’s see all right let’s just jump down on top of

That uh Talia I think you uh I don’t know if that’s quite true she just said pranked bruh no way she for real just tricked us luckily I had luckily I had no levels L dude where are you going oh you’re grabbing your okay damn you got

Us that’ll teach me to believe someone on YouTube okay time I grab all my [ __ ] why did oh that’s just more leaves okay leet did you take any of the uh I need the scaffolding like badly I have seven you cheing my stuff sharing is caring okay all right here I think what

Did you what did I grab I don’t think I grabbed anything of yours you grab grab my wood that’s the one thing I saw that you grabbed okay well here I will give you back wood smooth like butter like a creamy n undercover let’s see didn’t I just chop that huh I don’t

Know let’s see here okay so I’m going to get those logs cuz that’s bothering me did you give me back I’m missing a disturbing amount of scaffolding I don’t think it was TW all right let’s take can we sleep right quick that Phantom is going to smack me

Really really hard and he’s going to knock me off and I’m going to cry the villagers my bet get away go away find your own B okay yes burn you mistake do you think if anyone knew what the Phantom was going to be they would have still voted for it

Cuz a lot of the people that I’ve seen that like that were like oh yeah vote for the Phantom it’s so Cool um like once it got added to the game they were like this was a mistake yeah this is annoying to deal with oh it’s it oh I The Phantom is more than annoying uh Marshall how many level how many levels do you have 29 what are you saving them up for for

Enchantment I’m guessing yes okay okay I would like to enchant a sword really yes so that I’m hoping to get looting on it so that when we go to the swamp I can just smack a few slimes and then have like three stacks I know that’s not how it’s going

To work but I think wish wishful thinking so uh T Jones let’s see I want to pin that she pranked us good here she got me yeah okay I need to do a lot of stuff I just what do I want to do what do I need to do how what do I

Do pickles okay I think it’s time to start myself a farm okay what am I doing I need sticks I will get sticks I will trade them for goodies I know for fact I got a lot of dirt never mind I don’t got any dirt yeah it’s cuz I used it

All okay what time to get dirt let’s see you there let’s see where is he yes I would like you raised the price on me how could you he just saw you commit murders I’m going to give him a singular Diamond just so that I can get because it’ll level him up instantly

Okay oh but it’s a nice round 30 you know what no I won’t I will give him some iron instead there we Go okay let’s see here actually where is she hello Mr weapon Smith o it’s got sharpness one I’ll get you one too lat I got you okay now I go to here looting sharpness that’s literally everything I need on this sword let’s see I will name it whack whack D

Sure would you like to name your your sharpness one sword anything oh cool uh this one Snoopy trying to be cool and that was the bo trying to be like Snoopy oh actually pretty good those are really good wow what did you say l St uh I don’t

Know what name to give my S so give it something Randon give it something I got you where are you I named your sword I got you I’m on the bridge I got some the bridge oh you got some what sweet berries yes I har I harvest some okay examine your sword bua

Plba there’s an L in there I love it damn headache I kind of want to have some hot cocoa how do I do that I’ve got these I’ve got four hot cocoa bombs hot milk how does one microwave okay so my boss at work got us all mugs

Oh okay yes are they normal looking mugs or did they say something interes um mine has it’s white it’s got Santa with his ass being bit by a dog okay are these microwave safe I have no idea there’s no labels wait can villagers jump on my dirt and disrupt it anything

Can I get that feeling okay under underground uh okay I might use my dad’s mug too dishwasher and micro saave safe cool you are going to be filled with milk and you’re going to be tossed in the microwave I even have cookies milk and cookies oh my to

Okay just stick this in the microwave pray that it doesn’t explode cuz I need a hot milk I’m going to pee NOP hi bu prank okay what I do I’m building me a farm underground away from these peasants potato you know Nick has a lot of food I don’t

Think he will mind if I go over there and the steal of it he has a [ __ ] a lot of fish you Ste his potatoes down I have hot cocoa but the milk smells like warm cheese I don’t think that’s natural okay let’s see I I’ve got me food to plant I got it from our lovely Chef Nick okay um while you do that I’m going to go wash my hands cuz I just touched the bottom of my

Shoe ah how did this happen to me how did I step in oh no okay okay let’s see what do I need need water thank goodness I not out there that would have been very poopy stinky okay I am back this hot chocolate bomb is not being a bomb it’s more of

Just a ball that sits in my thing like oh you do you do love your balls Yeah I broke it open there’s like six marshmallows in it I’m going to grab a stabber and stir it or no I’ll grab a spoon Like An Elegant person sit okay yeah this just smells like

Cheese tastes like milk though yeah is this supposed to be melting cuz it’s not doing a very good job of that H okay I did get it for do from Dollar Tree for 63 cents you can’t complain much there yeah this is just not good well you know what I always can

Do what I can just eat them and because my workplace is just so cool I have this revolutionary thing called a hot cocoa packet I know what you’re thinking Marshall what is our hot cocoa packet basically it’s just hot cocoa mix but instead of milk you just do it with

Water with just like very very hot water oh yes I know what that is so that is what I shall do instead after I clean out this microwave safe cup all right we’ll stick that in there I’ll stir up my hot cocoa and I’ll just break break the hot chocolate bomb pour

The marshmallows in it and be on my Way dang what a waste of money like what is this supposed to do is it supposed to dissolve open up I want another one and these did come from Dollar Tree so I can’t complain too much then I can just sit in my kitchen and play Minecraft

Okay so with this looting sword what I think I’m going to do is I’m going to enchant a chest chest plate and then uh yeah I’ll I’ll enchant a chest plate of uh the diamond variety I’m going to have to make one real quick because I I’m not going through

The process of making an armor that’s good what’s good 15% yes that would be too much work well work that I don’t want to do right now when we come back with slime balls perhaps okay how many levels do you have my good sir six

Ah yes I uh I was I died as you can probably to yes I was had yes by Talia Jones she gooed us up real good okay are you hot yes open up this hot cocoa mix so nice of Keith and Tracy to give me hot cocoa

Mix they didn’t even have to get us a mug I would have just been like okay cuz what they did is they gave us a stocking like each of us had our own stocking that they just that they out of their own pocket just filled with candy you know and that’s that’s really

Really sweet of them you know I’m going to throw the hot cocoa bomb in there too cuz why not let’s open this [ __ ] up get that in there dump put mug in there wipe off excess cuz we keep our house neat and tidy here we are not animals or barbarians we keep

Our [ __ ] clean grab our spoon narate everything that we do yes okay since villagers are above on the surface I am becoming a dwarf and building my farm underground make sure you build a re uh a good ways deep no wor they can’t get here they’re too stupid there’s my marshmallows

Sh do you oh just take a little sippy sip got good good gravy on a stick that is hot my taste buds ow can confirm that milk is hot when I see you again bro we’re buying that Carolina Reaper potato chip and we’re trying it we’re each going to take one bite of

It bro that would kill me it would kill you like I’m you’d be like hm yeah this is s is pretty good with Sweat Beads and I’m over there screaming my ass off you can see it right I can definitely see it I love hot food you I am a

Baby I have a jalapeno meat stick that I’m probably never going to touch or open up well I’m going to eventually when I need that extreme Focus stir up my hot cocoa because it is who to th a little hot all right there should be some lapis in this chest there’s

Not well first off I’m going to empty that chest out a little bit because it is taking up valuable room um okay realistically what are we going to do with a single iron nugget save it and collect it it is going into the ether oh there’s someone here okay never mind I’m done

Organizing okay then we go over to our trusty table we say give me good enchantment or I get angry and it says okay but you need 30 levels and I do not have 30 levels yes but I have noticed that our villagers give a lot of XP okay actually I should save

This I found a use for my stairs let’s go my six stacks of stairs that I did not need what is the use stairs no way really dude that’s so awesome revolutionary I know trust I’m so bad I would have been pissed too believe me me probably more than you would have

Honestly it was funny [ __ ] I get that bro trust me okay oh I like this I like this I like this imagine doing that with doors like just knowing that you I get a little angry that they I’m going to go eat myself some cake I am a little angry that it gives

You three doors cuz I mean yeah it’s three doors that’s a a good amount but most of the time you end up with one extra door oh let’s see can you make diary disappear from this world can you use your powers of commands and just no cuz that’s

Cheating di is such an ugly Stone I know it looks like bird poop looks like pigeon [ __ ] oh no I don’t have have food up here go to Nick’s farm he has food I said up here listat oh no I can’t get down [ __ ] need some

Help no I’m good okay I just imitated a old man gasping oh I would have been pissed I would have been it would have been hilarious for me oh it would have that’s so [ __ ] funny okay my basement is looking a lot better you can come look it looks

Nice I need so much more scaffolding yeah we’re going to need a lot of string we’re going to have to slay a lot of spiders like a quite frankly is that a oh that’s just a sheep in my banner that is not a goat that’s not J schlat ah [ __ ] you

Pickaxe let me just break very quick bro sorry bro ski no can do hey can you bring me a pickaxe uh sure right after I make some bread I do not have one on me uh I will craft you a pickaxe of utmost quality thank you thank you thank you it

Will be made out of stone okay I’m just joking I’ll get you an iron one give it just one second I was pay attention [ __ ] you you were I could have said i i w and you’re like ah thank you thank you thank you I wasn’t paying attention I was [ __ ]

Are you not collecting These Fine resources what the [ __ ] are you doing I wish these fishermen would like actually like cast a line and start fishing did you give me a pickaxe yeah throw it in the water I see okay it’s over there okay my inventory is full hello Mr

Butcher I would like to purchase your chicken I’m hungry sweet berries go I hate diorite I want to get these uh diamond leggings up like really good like with protection three or four or something like that and then just a curse of binding them to me again cuz that was really

Funny like not going to lie me accidentally [ __ ] cursing myself was pretty funny wouldn’t you agree my bestest of chum St yes it was it’s funny I don’t know how you did that but you did well you see I saw the um I saw that they were diamond and they had

Mending and my brain went I better grab this and put it on right now ah I see and I don’t think at the the time I realized that they were cursive binding until data gave me like iron pants with protection three and I’m like oh I’ll put these on and I’m like

What why can’t I take these off and then it hit me that was so [ __ ] funny it was that that’s why it’s cuz like I didn’t realize yet the severity of my situation yes I need to slay many of you perfect this Talia still watching oh I don’t no I don’t think so

Okay TR to look amazing she said that she was a good old leave big sad it’s good to know that people do join my stream and like I’m pop I’m I’ve got enough internet clout to gain one viewer you should come to my basement I am in a cave right now I just

Got two diamonds hey I’m looking for bad guys to crump but there are no bad guys anywhere did I turn it to Peaceful no cuz otherwise that’s not what the [ __ ] the one time I need bad guys to spawn the game’s like no there’s one now they’re spawning okay

Mr spider I have looting I need you to drop your your Silly String oh hello Mr creeper oh sweet more gunpowder is that a spawner over there you did not have any right to do that much damage Mr zombie did he get like a [ __ ] critical hit or something oh boy there’s a Witch I’m waiting to see the death message me too well too bad you’re not cuz I smited her out of existence what the [ __ ] what’s good Enderman yo Marshall come to my house right quick dude I’m in a cave I’m I’m I can’t just come there’s a phenomena

Happening that I’m so confused what is happening uh I can’t explain It this Enderman is teleporting right in front of me and hope you know what that’s a I really don’t want to deal with that skeleton right now I’m coming back yeah you’re going to have to come look at this is it villagers doing something weird no it’s Minecraft being

Weird oh okay well I’m on the way ooh gold okay fine I will not get that gold instead I will jump over chasms there better be a [ __ ] slime over here or I’m going to be big Angry there is I got 12 slime nice wait what what this isn’t but that’s

Not oh they must have spawned over here wait no there still wait what the [ __ ] they must have wandered they had to come to my house it’s an emergency take a screenshot in case it uh decides not to do it when I’m there okay I’m going to bring up some of this deep

Slate by some of it I mean none of it cuz I have no inventory space well I can just throw that cuz I don’t need that okay L that we desperately need to get you some actual [ __ ] stairs do you have a lot of cobblestone my boy I

Do okay I’m going to need you to smelt that Cobblestone into just regular normal Ass Stone please I got you come look at my head first I will as soon as I get data’s horse out of this cave why is this horse in cave that is a

Great question I will move it over here all right I am at your house what’s going on basement basement come to my basement I swear to God if you pour lava on me I’m going to ban you nice entrance lat what the hell’s happening right here uh don’t mess with

It I think it’s an SCP oh No Just wall put like glass over it now how the [ __ ] do I get out wait can I just if I just do this no we need those in theory if I just yeah it functions what huh let’s that that’s not how Water Works you’re telling

Me also there may or may not be a drown that’s going to come through that entrance just uh pretty warning pet I’ll have a pet okay that wandering Trader was selling more slime balls we’re up to 17 we need so much more though do you know how much more slime

We need to even oh my god let’s that are you ready to go oh wait I still want to get an enchantment on this chest plate [ __ ] me uh why must I want to better protect myself hey stone stone oh I need to sip my hot

Cocoa oo that’s good it’s still very hot but it’s good hello Mr skeleton I’ve come to stab you how for for I announced my intentions and I performed them successfully and politely yes okay d daytime is almost upon us I must chop down trees for is that okay yeah that’s okay

I made myself some hot cocoa yeah I used one of the hot cocoa packets at work gave me those chocolate bombs kind of suck oh yeah so I I just eat them in like candy I guess boms are supposed be really good well some of them are but these ones just

Suck why big chocol or anything no instead of like dissolving into what chocolate chocolate it just kind of stayed so I put one in there and then I put a hot cocoa packet I got from work so I’m seeing if that’s good and so far it tastes pretty good

Milk or water water for the uh the original hot cocoa thing I just did what the instruction said and said to microwave some milk said you use water no if you if you look on them it says to use hot milk that’s what I asked you said did

You use milk or water you said water I no I used water on that one I made too yeah if you want one you can have one okay don’t for I won’t where or where is my boat it is over here I already have logs to give to the

Villagers I think I’m going to upgrade our Stone Mason cuz we can literally just give him Stone hey okay see I need me a hoe there should be at least one in the farming chest gotcha I’m going dip a cookie and this hot cocoa one of The

Butchers is selling like for an emerald eight cooked chicken oh yeah that’s a that’s a hefty amount of chicken right there oh my goodness he must be doing good then his business must be thriving oh he is just the the best he’s like hey bro you want some

Rabbit too and I’m like yeah sure I guess and then like afterwards he like all right dude guess what I’ve got cooked chicken you want some just give me a buck imagine getting eight cooked chickens for a buck right bro sounds like a dream like it’s not real

Stick all right I know you’re a Fletcher oh you give out iron pants that’s cool and all what’s up Mr butcher you give pork chop five of them for an Emerald okay I need to talk to the stone are you the stone Mason no you’re the tool Smith okay where is this hoe at there you are Mr stonemason yes I would like some bricks [Applause] please and now wish I can make some omelets in Minecraft or in real life Minecraft

A that’d be cool that would be I wish we could make sandwiches we have like all the materials to make a good sandwich where’s this hoe at the farming chest which chest is that this one oh okay there’s a wooden hoe but a hoe nonetheless yeah I just need a hoe

It’s over here in this chest don’t jump on the dirt thank you for stopping [ __ ] I will create pot pot of Ming a pot someone’s in my chat let’s find out what they said let me just pull up my phone my telecommunication device it is

Hello uh I I literally have no idea how to pronounce your name so I’m just not going to try hi welcome to my YouTube channel call him Bob would you like some hot cocoa uh we don’t we don’t have any hot cocoa hello hi do you speak English I’m assuming so

Cuz your text is coming in in English ooh there’s one thing I love about hot coco it’s that it just makes your insides feel very warm for just a second my hoe broke I’m Russian you’re Russian okay hello I will make me a stone ho how did

You how did you find my YouTube channel I’m I’m always curious as to how people find it cuz some people find it from my YouTube shorts and others like it just shows up and the recommended what am I doing with these pots lat would you like a pot you have no

Idea like it just like popped up huh really that’s interesting watch that where did you get the scaffolding uh let me see it’s the colding I had when constructing my base oh okay oh well cool welcome to my channel um it’s not very good but I hope you enjoy nonetheless

Potato there we go okay I’m going to stick where can I put this pot you know what I’m just is going to give it to Madison and she will know what to do with it but I’m not going to put it somewhere convenient I’m just going to stick it in her

Furnace you’re you’re definitely popular with the ladies I tell why thank you lat I am definitely a ladies man I see uh I’m going to throw this egg at my door will it spawn a chicken it did fantastic hey stad if you want any uh like vegetation in your base we have glowberries

Okay okay yes we got glowberries I need more levels I’m going to cut down this tree can I just climb the vines I can I’ll put that in there this in there what not got to have more and more sticks did you did you start smelting um did you start smelting that

Stone so I have I can start though uh yes I need the Cobblestone smelted in back into stone okay smelting right now how much you a lot are you German no I am not German I am American we live in the great land of the cheeseburger because you said Hollow I don’t know

When I started saying Hollow it just he’s just he’s just being goofy he likes to mispronounce heate words and purpose to sound funny well that too but I yeah yeah just just ignore him he’s special I said hello since [ __ ] my chicken fell forever as long as I can

Remember I thought my chicken fell my uh basement no he’s still here what’s up Timmy Timmy you’re naming him Timmy Timmy the chicken Tim it’s Timmy Turner I know who is Timmy Turner I’ve heard him I know who he is I just can’t I’ve heard that name before he’s from oh shoot

Where ismy Turner from isn’t it uh uh Fairly Odd Parents right yes yes yes yes yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah okay building blocks okay what is up my dude I need a it is so nice that you buy sticks is so helpful but what the Lantern lanterns are tool all

Right how many levels do I have I almost have enough why do I have poisoned potatoes in my tool chest I wish that there was another use for poisonous potatoes they just they’re just kind of there also where on Earth is this stupid sniffer mob it’s sniffing your mom

God I hope you stub your toe on a Lego brick yeah okay I’m going to go get like two levels then I am I’m going to enchant that chest plate then we’re going to go 4,000 blocks find a swamp smack some slimes around and unless we want to just keep farming

Those slimes down there but that’s just going to take ages it’s going to take a while well it’s going to take a while for us to well we can like set up a camp there I guess okay this is going to be tools slash equipment huh what was that what it like

Didn’t a a is up the bowls and food we need to find a use for bowls other than soup I don’t think there is another use for you know what you bring up a good point house the stone coming along I am so close I got Stone smithing in my base so

If he wants I’m just come get some okay this is tools equipment while we’re out we’re going to have to obtain uh large amounts of coal did he just slap me die instead of shooting me he just [ __ ] slapped me dude what is up with that

He’s not having any of it okay goodbye creeper you’re not dead are you no another one snuck up on me and spooked me uh I need that gunpowder sticks I need need more food they are the odd parents Fairly Odd Parents I had four people watching my stream and now I have

None did that Russian guy leave yeah everybody left the Temptation is steal Nick’s Fish and put it in my Barrel very why funny I still his leather cuz I need for frames okay the temptation to booy trap next place with TNT is very high don’t you dare I know it’s

Illegal I am so close to 30 levels I’m just not going to smack that Enderman though cuz he can smack me really hard don’t look at him he weird he’s very camer he’s very shy he’s a shy guy from SCP I thought you were going to say Super

Mario I don’t know anything about that egg egg will a spawner chicken oh [ __ ] it did oh another egg spawn a chicken is that a shipwreck over there it looks like it h inter rante hey what’s up one retor what are you selling he’s out of Smalls Smalls that’s that’s what we’re

Calling slime balls now just Smalls yes I have another follower wow I a bam it’s Josie Aaj friend request seed why I’m dying no I must not die a rabbit hide hate that rhymed I like what you did over here with the nether portal ah thank you I’ll take a sip of hot

Cocoa you didn’t hear that did you I heard [Laughter] that I can’t drink anymore I’ll die Wel [ __ ] you L slurping on this dick huh no no I’m going to dip my cookie in it dip these balls in your mouth how about you dip my [ __ ] in your face that doesn’t make sense exactly I win win these balls how dare you degenerate you’re call okay I just Balls I need more creatures to stab oh let’s go thank you for your sacrifice you damned zombie I am so close to 30 levels I can’t wait till I actually get 30 levels that look at bang I really wonder how that that Russian found me like he just like showed up and said

Oh I don’t know man I just I just found you I’m like I got five stra like I don’t think he just a dude from Russia just showed up I was like what’s up G spider I will Jesus he didn’t even get a chance my

Hat I will steal your hat Mr zombie that is mine now property of me me what is up creeper die I will take your blood on a silver platter please spider die skeleton I am so close to 30 levels just die die for

Me die for me be a shame if you yes okay I have 30 levels now I’m coming back be a shame if you accidentally died I will shove your wiener in your mouth that make sense those two Misfits are still alive fascinating be a shame if somebody booby trapped their front

Door a shame indeed to make room for new alak blam prisoners hot cocoa ah I have slurped slurped my nuts in your mouth I just have to say the ligma before you say the ligma ligma Balls protection three Unbreaking three Ming one p God damn it fine all right lat as soon as I obtain a pair of shoes we’ll be good to go Stone should be ready and go to my house and get it the stone Mason will be quite pleased

Yes he will go oh my gosh don’t where oh is it in one of these floor furnaces or all of them I don’t know look two it is two of them yes okay thank you I’m sure Bob the Builder will be pleased Bob the Builder yes we can where’s our

Stone Mason there you are hey buddy he is very but you can I can get drip Stone from you oh Mr Stone Mason you and I are going to be best buddies okay let me just put this right there why do we have stone pressure

Plates I just have so much junk in my inventory OMFG you’re dumb not as dumb as you not is there any other pairs of diamond pants that I can just quickly enchant combine into my curs of binding pants and then stick on me forever also lat you are

Forbidden from planting sweet berries on our sacred Island all of us are because they are a plague even I know that I thought you like PLS I do but not that one by yes oh friendo you have no idea how biased I am good specifically against sweet

Berries yes I know that they are a wondrous asset and the butcher just loves them but nobody else does because they are a pain to deal with even I acknowledge that so therefore we will not be having sweet berries on our sacred soil understood good you should make this into a

Real oh dude 100% I need like a railroad just across the island no what hang on what would be cool if we like linked like a whole bunch of basements together railroad I I didn’t say railroad that is cool what what did you say that I said make this into a

Realm a what realm r e a l m oh yeah I totally should uh I will soon uh your railroad is pretty cool that’s yeah that that is a good idea I think we got we got our judge right here let’s see share some of that I’m hungry me

Too you’re just like yes has a librarian oo dat to share sharing caring why did that give me no EXP PE I’m sad is it I don’t know D go get your fish all good idea go get it for me where is it at that’s a good question

H no not repair what the oh my gosh please oh I found our money I do not need Unbreaking I will take Thorns so I found all of our money you did Madison hasn’t she’s been how much money does she have that is ours 51 oh I would like to see that real

Quick are those unenchanted Diamond pants or uh Iron Pants my good man these are enchanted pants iron leggings and protection four I’m breaking three and Ming one oh okay so you do not need pants I understand yes yes yours is only missing curse of binding I like having

S come on you don’t miss it that much cow put your dick away LIF at got an idea no you can’t have your own milk cow we already have one better be some good ass enchantments oh okay I’ve got it I’ve got what we’re going to do I need to quiet down okay

Let’s that I am going to have the best pants that will be forever stuck to my body let’s see where is you that made you very happy didn’t it Mr butcher what about you no you no you too much money way too much money where’s the other butcher there’s you [Applause] oh oh

Yes where’s the other butcher you will you stop snorting crack over there I’m I’m busy let’s that go harvest sweet berries quickly we have a butcher that wants sweet berries I think I got some sweet berries we need sweet berries we need them oh never mind I need

To can you please not ring that I’m almost level 30 wow here’s some sweet Bears thank you why am I not picking them up my inventory is empty oh okay well fine I need two count them two levels you did so many levels yes because I just bought a whole

Bunch I have two stacks of chicken and a stack and a half two stacks of pork man SMY indeed my friend okay I’m about to have the the most overpowered pants in existence wait if I put these into the meat grinder how many levels does that give

Back me none but I’m almost level 29 hello wandering Trader H do plants need light to grow Minecraft oh uh I was I was about to call you stupid until you said Minecraft yeah I know I was going to go do plant need sunlight to grow yes they need

Light light you say yes just light oh my God a dolphin fell on my farm you if you if you if you jump on my dirt dolphin I will kill you death is forbidden on our property he’s he’s suffocating so well I mean it’s not your fault so I thre

Something there you go he’s he’s bro come look at this come look at this bro I am already on my way to another Island just take a screenshot and send it to the group chat is he living on like one dirt or not dirt one liquid water o this is the perfect opportunity

To get a music disc I just have to smack him don’t you dare explode wait wait wait wait wait wait wait he’s Phantom I will Smite you with the power of God skeleton don’t knock me into the creepers there we go the do was read what a good person you are leat

Phantom Peter would be how did none of that hit him I am actually mad SK issue not a skill issue the game just decided that he wasn’t going to die skill issue oh skeleton you [ __ ] come on oh I’m trying to plant the wrong thing I’m like why are these potatoes

Not planting us was trying to plant fish God damn it it’s funny laugh at it no don’t die I’m trying to get a music disc from this stupid [ __ ] skeleton and the stupid [ __ ] creeper but the stupid [ __ ] creeper is too stupid [ __ ] stupid don’t die if you die you forever shoot that

Creeper skeleton oh my God you’re forever gay if you die oh I know I already am gay what difference does it make well I’m Bal but come on Mr creepers can we please get in front of Mr skeleton just like that oh my goodness the skeleton he’s so

Weak I’m pretty sure a three-year-old could pull a bow back faster what time is it actually T time for time for these balls please it finally happened the skele we have another music disc all right with that out of the way hey yeah s do a m f you might can you

Smell some more Cobblestone I got you you’re going to giggle this one too maybe I don’t know there I’ll sent it Bo what what did he do D his game crashed oh dude H don’t worry you can laugh it’s funny L plus ratio dude dude dude I had

My game crash on Far Cry 6 cuz I tried to open up the options menu to switch out a gun to like a silent sniper rifle cuz I was in a really good spot and the game was just like no you crash downloaded D good I hear a fork it’s m with a

Fork oh no I want a fork how do I get how do I get a fork yeah you can’t just grab it out of his hands you got to you got to shank him I shanked him did you get it no idea what I’m what G am I playing dude that’s a

Good question what what game am I playing playing Apex Legends obviously obviously I didn’t get his Fork he’s being a sore loser about it he is what a goober who texted me on Discord I sent you a mem look at it uh manager said we’re closing early

Tonight so I’ll be home sooner I’ll probably join the party but work on apex okay I keep forgetting that Madison is still in school beb okay Fantastic h that is stupid that is stupid I am mad well you win some you lose some h that is stupid that is so dumb that is so dumb I’m so mad that is so dumb that is so stupid that is so dumb for that me h there

You take some chocolate and some Lobster and some eggs and some pie and then you mix it in your body and [ __ ] it all out H amazing what’s an epiphany I drink some more my cold cocoa I will reorganize my inventory you take some chocolate and some ler and

Some eggs and some pie you mix it in your body all that I would that that’s that’s so stupid that’s so stupid that’s so stupid that’s so stupid that’s that is so dumb why does it Not oh why is I are so dumb why is me stupid why is me dumb why is me so incomprehensibly big dumb stinky fart idiot I will make boot I will make food uh Why you take some chocolate and some and some pie and you mix it in your body get it all out you know what I think I will listen to some drunk Men’s Choir drunk Men’s Choir come on boob tube I know you got it in you just like your your circumnavigating copyright

Cuz you know how it be what you’re just using a cover song can’t imagine if I ever make it as a big time YouTuber just getting all my money stolen cuz I used a bopping tune let’s listen to Pokemon theme song by drunk men’s s yeah that’s right this has become a reaction

Stream Best there ever [Applause] [Applause] Was I’ll Te You [Applause] the drunk Men’s Choir is Doug Doug Barry bbop Perry Al Tru C Capri son py dad as heck Dune Ethan Nester nandre pointcrow red Deads raffle ticket rzi scotish and Ted I’ve only heard of Point Crow Ethan and Doug Doug I think I found out about Point Crow

From Doug Doug cuz like he just showed up in one of his videos and I was like oh pointcrow I think I probably heard of him or maybe watched a video I don’t know you take some chocolate and a b and Pie and you mix it in your body get it all

Out yeah you take a bowl of spaghetti and you put it in a pot I don’t know I’m bad I’m so bad at this I’m not a good streamer or a YouTuber well I mean I I just have to do more skits with Nick if I do skits with Nick those get

Views because I’m pretty sure everyone’s a fan of Nick he just went butter what is up my good man how are you doing on this lovely day you are selling bread how nice you take some chocolate and some Lobster and some eggs and some pie and

You mix it in your body get it all out you dig some Lobster you take some chocolate and some Lobster and some eggs and some pie mix it in your body and get it all I need more scaffolding you take some trunet and some Lobster some eggs and some

Pie get it in your body and get it all out you know what I’m going to mute and watch some thousand days if I remembered to bring my [ __ ] phone over here what go H oh it’s still up there is it no what huh what am I

Tripping that’s my wallet ah it’s in my chair scooch up a little bit you know what since I’ve got work tomorrow I will charge these earbuds I think they’re charging anyway I’m not sure here come the endless dual shock 4 battery level low like bro I just plugged it in M

Okay grab the mic Mute e is e [Applause] huh [Applause] a e H so two I’m looking at my friend request and two of The Who mutual friend who’s the mutual friend oh it’s leat why do you want to be my friend oh yeah I’m streaming I keep forgetting oh what’s that here where’s lat ATK bro would you like to play some

Minecraft data no now I’m s of I of assassination my Assassin Creed game ah by talking you get a cool a good feature to it my Cy oh neck sple pretty good stuff my game crashes damn bro I’ve I’ve had that happen when I was playing Far Cry 6 I

Was uh infiltrating this uh this enemy uh military base and I hit options to uh pull out my sniper cuz I have a silent sniper rifle that can basically go through anything and the game was like no you crashed you have to infiltrate the base again fun is I will right

Behind him I got in the stealthy way on the cover too so like you were right behind him in the game was just like I crash yeah cuz it was an oxy thing pass he was giving a a speech I just show because you walk up

Behind him and stab him and then you’re did you have to do it all over again yeah damn that’s got to suck you be F SE again know hey I know I know far C game you would like what Far Cry yeah I like it no the very first one fary

Primal I don’t know about that one the whole dinosaur thing is not for me unless you give dinosur din they not in D so far only mes sa tools are okay man and b h and wolves you see I I don’t really like the Primal stuff I think Ark I think Ark uh

Really ruined it for me what are you up here yammering about I’m talking to data yeah hello uh we’re doing a little bit of both on right yeah I’m T that’s good musroom what you say you I should get to be a kman of a sheath

Well you don’t call monkey man no monkey monkey man is reserved for special occasions oh I think Ark survival just really ruined it the the way that I will never play Ark again because the way that it worked is like if you weren’t online your base was still there so like

Anybody could just come and destroy your base and steal all your things so it created this Perpetual sense of fear in each player that at any moment someone could be destroying their base so it was like predatory it was keeping everyone online cuz they were it was utilizing

Their Fear which I don’t like that don’t wor it’s offline too it’s Far Cry one well yeah it’s cuz it’s a Far Cry game I I really I really gam isine I really like uh Far Cry 6 though 6 five I’ve played I’ve played a no they’re not you can play

Offline can p people Network only 15 gab of memory I like um I I just I don’t know I have a lot of games right now that I still got to play like Yakuza kwami too oh how that going for you how you f got

To I have not yet I’ve seen the Mery dude I data I don’t even know if I’ve got past the beginning part tell me what when you went to Def F the guy one guy I a data I can’t remember but what I can say is that I’ve

Played been playing play a little bit of Wolfenstein 2 or three or whatever number it is shadow of New Colossus dude that game gets dark it’s uh here here here do you want to know what the beginning of the game is like you get your head you get

Decapitated you get it on no robot body no that’s not the beginning of the game h no that’s way later in the game the very beginning of the game your abusive dad uh forces you to shoot your dog that’s a dick move and if you miss he’ll smack

You and call you piece of [ __ ] and shoot the dog you miss oh yeah I missed 100% I missed on purpose data I wasn’t going to shoot my own dog data what is wrong with you no beginning of Far Cry 5 this is ending I wasn’t talking about Far Cry 5

I know but then why did you what then why did you bring that up that makes no sense data cuz might get a this ending it might be a hit ending Marshall the dog was going to die either way I just did not want it to die by my

Hand you get to kill the stepfather later in the game though which is good where the S at the nuts or the head no you don’t shoot him you I think uh you can shoot him but like there’s a cut scene that plays where uh he basically just takes a

Hatchet and rips his throat out assing the ball make him rip his out fair enough white Mar yeah I really like the game it’s just that beginning part Nick was going to play it but that beginning part he literally couldn’t get pasted you couldn’t me no he couldn’t you could just sh up

In it in the ground yeah you can but but he can handle it no oh I know you’re going be roing F IO 15 gab of memory I I still have so many games to play dude I’m not I’m not going to be playing that anytime soon I

Know they’re saying how much spaces takes on 15 gigabytes well that’s good storage cost it’s a lot but the game is itself like the world that you get to explore is giant my cost way less or space right but Far Cry 6 is just a more bigger experience daa you’re taking over an

Entire freaking Island you’ve got T like you literally have tanks but this me you can buy a cougar a tanks are cooler than cougars I’m sorry well buy a m if it was a dinosaur that would have been different there no dinosaurs in this one but well Arc had dinosaurs but

They’re is the stupid yeah Ark was I I don’t understand how anyone can find that fun this this one take paying 10,000 BC so you never know you might to find a d so I’ve got to any yet 10,000 BC like I don’t have you heard about have you

Heard of uh rust and sea of theves games like that no probably not a lot of the the uh there’s a specific brand uh not brand group of games that I like to lob into lob things into uh why am I even talking about that never mind when do you think lat’s going

To get back don’t know they left not been long ago h yeah so how long is it going to be till you get on Minecraft don’t know cuz I’m thinking about making this world into a realm so you and lat can just get on whenever you want this has a key

For I was right behind this dude pretty much the Tampa organization that way longer than we know me know me is okay and this dude that supp to kill was part of that me of the temp he he’s fat too the Templars like okay our ancient organization I know what the Templars

Are but they don’t call them Templars yet than that time age this called my ancient organization I mean they been wrong before way back then course you make end up being assassin so but a fing assassin what’s good 15% going that bed I think I see

F to go that bed who did I FY a farm me oh that’s to put my bed down I do need to put more beds down I just really don’t want to thanks to have a p he’s in timeout da you should get on Minecraft I got some uh things we can do

Cuz we got I’m I’m basically right now while I’m waiting for lat I’m just going to upgrade the villagers hello Mr wandering Trader you are selling Nemo I will take a bucket of Nemo my Nemo now data I also expanded the food chest okay you’re the tool

Smith oh is there another person in the chat no way yes stick drift stick drift moment moment how do you live chat mine won’t work oh you mean on the uh on the PS4 you guys not know the way the time the way you mean live

Stream what you have to do is you have to uh oh well I can’t show you you have to uh go to uh YouTube or like TV video or something on your PlayStation and you have to sign into your YouTube account there and then I think there’s something

In settings about like streaming and broadcasting that you’re going to have to uh configure and if you want your friend’s audio to come through that they’re going to have to go into their settings and they’re going to have to go into their settings and they’re going to have to enable

Um I think it’s like audio sharing I believe it is yeah that’s that’s how you do that I I had to fiddle with it myself for a little bit there’s I’m pretty sure somewhere on my channel there’s like six live streams where like nothing happens all right yeah no problem problem

Anytime if you still need help I will be here for quite a while now don’t equip the sticks equip the shield okay my my day has been pretty good actually I have the day off for work and I’ve just been playing Minecraft all day I again I’m s for har kill this guy

Sucess me I stab right in the neck how how about yours what’s what’s been going on with you okay that is good oops wrong person wrong person there you are you see how Bo that assassin kill is if it killed the guy with temper I’m good to anyway nope to you can boodoo

Is oh gosh darn it I didn’t need arrows this dude is very happy watch you see you don’t want to see want to see it um I can’t tell you exactly where but I work at a nursing home that’s according to Hippa that’s all I’m allowed to say which I think it’s

Stupid but you know it is what it is all right let’s see I tool okay that’s cool no it’s not it is not cool don’t let anyone fool you into thinking that is cool I I work as the dishwasher I feel so bad for everyone else at said nursing home they

Oh I’m trying to think of whether I can get in trouble if I keep talking about it or not it’s like it’s like taking care I I only work with the food but from what I’ve seen it’s if you’re working as like a nurse or something it’s like taking care of of giant

Babies like that’s literally what it’s like now thankfully I chose the correct position I’m like I don’t want any of that I’m going into the kitchen so I just make the food that they eat I get paid so that’s all I uh that’s all I uh not really care about but but that’s

Why I’m there cuz money money is important without money I know live D I’ve got over a stack and a half of emeralds nice let’s see H you are you the one that’s [Applause] yes keep is a master now I can sell him sweet berries let’s get to this other butcher please

No how long I got be on youram well there’s been quite a few what’s your favorite food to make um I don’t know if I can tell you that I don’t want to get in trouble I can tell you CU I know every nursing home does this I like making the

Hamburgers that is what I like making because it’s really simple like someone asked for a cheeseburger right you got your buns put butter on the bottom slap them on the griddle you get your your cooked Patty you put seasoning you don’t put a whole lot of season seasoning we’re not allowed

To um which I I think everything needs more seasoning you know but like we we have to follow a strict code but I like making the hamburgers because they smell real good and I think they taste pretty good some of the some people don’t think so but you know what that’s their opinion

That they’re entitled to but it always it’s always time consuming because you have to if someone orders like a cheeseburger you have to stop make doing whatever you’re doing and uh make a cheeseburger like it’s especially annoying if we’re done serving cuz when we’re done serving normally we’re we’re cleaning up and

We’re trying to go home and then someone barges in I need a cheeseburger for blah blah blah how much think I heard when you was talking um well D I’ve had a whole lot of people coming in wait how they how you going get by talking about your job how know it’s a

Law or not a law I think it’s I think it’s a HIPPA violation um how they know if you’re doing it if data data data data data I’m live streaming I the evidence is all over the Internet yeah you know so it it it’s a hip it’s a it’s a

Privacy Law because um not everyone wants their uh uh their family members or other people don’t know that they’re at a nursing home so I can’t say I can’t say names I can’t say where I work and I can’t say any unique features about my nursing home

That’s why I can’t talk about the food or any of the any I can’t name any staff theid like crap yeah well they’re not they doing job well I think you have that at every place but ours specifically is a little bad oh there I go I’m I’m getting sued I’m getting

Fired oh no yeah but yeah food without seasoning isn’t that good I I think everyone everything needs a little bit of seasoning and B are seasoning if they season up their SE data I don’t think you understand how much seasoning that we just have sitting there that I’m pretty sure we’ve never ever

Touched okay what am I doing what am I doing I need to be doing something let’s see Fletcher Fletcher Fletcher Fletcher Fletcher I need Cobblestone you just earned yourself a subscriber a thank you whoa this guy looks like Ain mushroom what is up with [Laughter] okay what was that dude lightning is

Striking scared me we got some smooth like butter there you go well thank you for subscribing I I can’t guarantee all of my content is good but I know some of it is so how how did you find my channel were you just like scrolling through

YouTube shorts or cuz I think that’s how most people find it other people just say that oh it just showed up okay fire oh yeah through YouTube shorts I’m really glad I started uploading those I think originally it was just a meme just because like haha

Butter daa have you seen the uh the butter it’s a the the one YouTube short it just was butter what do you play on PS4 that is what I am on my controllers got stick drift H I’m having a good time it’s not like severe stick Drift But it like my

Hands are off the controller it’s still stick drift get the you that I cute oh excuse me the butter video the it’s the butter video yes hey don’t this song C right oh dang it I’m oh darn it yes the butter that’s that’s doing way better than I thought it ever

Would that took us like 3 seconds to make I was just talking with Nick and I said dude you know what be funny if we just took that plate I ran up to you I said Nick that and then you just say but okay that guy is dead

Iate I’m I’m planning on making uh more more stupid little things like that but those don’t just like come about on a daily basis the bestest ofu stupidity the great stupidity the bestest of stupidity it comes around at the stupidest of moments at the stupidest of times during the stupidest of days

Would I be able to add you on Minecraft yeah Minecraft is a crossplatform with everything thank God cuz I am really tired of having fenced Gardens on games yeah yeah you’d be able to is fortunately this is cross compatible how many games do you think are crossplay just on the

PS4 cuz I know almost every you’ve got a weed look at this you got a Hy o right right after I fall out of my chair she took that hat in her house oh my go h What’s so much so we her should back when she was on the floor pee on me that wasn’t very nice go weed go be free Hy you know part of me like to build a big old glass C you like your tank like one my fish tanks okay all right I’m

Back data when do you think lat’s going to be home what is my username that’s a good question data I probably left there it is hello I went to the store get some groceries what’s up my boys and the Lady or the woman she’s not here damn okay

Okay last thing I was doing Farm I was getting resources what resources do I need I wonder I need a [ __ ] ton of resources for my base if I’m going to be self sustaining I need a lot of stuff okay would you like to go to that

Swamp actually I wouldn’t mind that okay let me just I I will be stopping on the way to GA the resources oh yeah 100% my inventory for the most part is clear so let me drop off like the five items I don’t needs don’t no I see die right you’re gross e

Gross what did oh my prisoner he’s doing good he’s doing good you never find him the data found him he did yes cuz he just went on your PS4 you found them data huh oh wait uh you know what I’m sure no one will notice totally

Bro okay let’s see all right L’s I am ready for this adventure when you are me too it should be martle that’s what the username should be okay you should you okay H halfway there halfway there I need you to build a fire so I cook some of these

Potatoes where is your chest plate oh I don’t have any it broke sweet berries I am not having you go out there with that we’re going to remedy that right now here you are ah I even made you some shoes let’s go is the Villager selling any Enchanted armor um I

Think this one sells Diamond pants and a diamond helmet okay bless you thank you bless thy Soul when I get back I’ll have to do some uh trading with the Villagers yes all right let’s get to it all stat after free this man got you I got my map with with me

That’s the wrong map that is a treasure map we have not gotten this treasure yet I’ll keep this treasure map with me we can do that like on the way back or something all right let me just I need to find my sheet of paper it is somewhere around

Here I wrote the cordin notes On because I found it earlier but I was low on everything the villager’s in the water with us no you can’t come with us he’s trying to get to us what is he doing he’s being weird y he’s returning to shore no he’s returning to wait he’s he’s doing circles what are

You doing sir do I need to punch you I found it Okay negative 2,731 uh skip B and so that would be I I almost said the Forbidden word but we’re not on the island anymore so I can say it peanut butter SK Bobby toilet no The Forbidden word was peanut

Butter oh [ __ ] I thought we were getting off here wait up yes we’re we’re going this is it this is the swamp right here clearly short Journey no we’ve got a long way to go uh specifically uh specifically a billion quillion Blocks I got him KN fantastic we will be disembarking to continue this journey on foot ah perfect lead the way okay I really hope that these aren’t the coordinates for like something else that I wrote down cuz like on my notebook there’s just like six sets of

Coordinates well we shall find out on we get there indeed you said the swamp is like 4,000 blocks away so as long as it’s 4,000 blocks away I think we’re going in the right direction it’s probably not that was just a loose estimate that I threw oh it’s probably close to 6 to

7,000 what the [ __ ] I was hoping it was closer but you’re already here so yeah boy gives me the chance to get out and gather resources from far away lands and gives us the chance to explore and find new lands caves Rines and things okay so I think this is absolute win

Hang on my toe itches does your sword has looting on it uh yes yes it does I trust me I’ve made sure if we see a cow we’re going to kill it okay I got you we will be here all right look at weed go oh my goodness Dam

Yeah that’s right I’ve got a pair of shears with me what of it oh gosh darn it he’s internet has died hello hello welcome back I’m I’m rejoining I got disconnected yes I can tell you could tell hello how are you doing you rolling around in your hamy ball oh you’re so

Cute something I wonder is something updating updating oh I’m here that’s all that okay we going on if you need food I’ve got a stack and 40 of a cooked pork chop cuz you know our our butchers are just the best at their

Job I do I got some food on if that will last me for potatoes we can also cook why did you bring those oh I found something I see something from here over here what do you see I think it’s a broken nether portal it looks like ah it is well done

The Frenchman is very good yeah I need to find that skin that skin was dope oh the the French soldier skin yes I can’t remember where you got that what’s in this want some blast protection for shoes always I’ll take him I want that gold block up there we don’t really need it

Though yeah we’ll come back I’ll take a screenshot I want to find a uh I want to find a mansion I do too what I really want to do is just deconstruct the Woodland Mansion completely just break it down into like six chests of resources six that’s going to be more

Than six oh yes I know six categories you mean yes I just I just want to like just break one down that would be dope and want to collect some cocoa beans we don’t need beans well I mean I suppose if you want to okay never mind never mind we don’t

Really need them unless you want to make cookies no no it’s not of interest you know what well that will give Madison something to do let’s get some cooco some cooa beans Co where did you see them no I saw the jungle I’m like oh c

Beans grow here yeah but I saw some somewhere like they’re on the side of what right here oh beans of the cola it’s cocoa beans used to make chocolate love chocolate Birch chocolate everywhere chocolate’s pretty uh pretty yummy if I would say so myself chocolate actually welcome choc actually good for

Your brain how is chocolate good for my brain it’s it’s like this one ingredient or vitamin in it fun fact actually you can Google it or say something similar like that I’m pretty sure Google is going to say that chocolate’s going to make my brain turn into a goo no no

No but okay welcome back we have assigned a new task for you no we haven’t well what’s going on oh can you I keep forgetting that you’re lagging slightly oh Die eat okay I say we should set up a camp inside of this tree no no zombies alive out didn’t you see what happened to the last dude die goober hey can’t successfully set yes if you would okay I’ll put some of this wool I will be going driving tomorrow on

The road for the first time hey I’ve been practicing in a like a parking lot here I’ll type it out for you what did I do work tomorrow I do indeed work tomorrow so do I hey hey what are you doing stop that you Goblin while I waiting I’m G search the store

For Frenchman SK French soldier you know what I think I am going to browse the store as well cuz I do not feel like going out there and potentially getting exploded M baby world what is this oh no no no no no no which button is search oh wait never mind uh staff

Picks I have 80 coins gamer tag not found H that’s weird that’s that’s my gamer tag I searched up for Soldier skin and it pull up Christmas exactly what I wanted how did you know I think it should be uh Google go there we go it should be that then if

Not then I don’t know I give up what is this okay to search here what who am I getting hit by there was a phantom we got in here somehow [ __ ] sne [ __ ] what what happened why are the leaves decaying why are they decaying that is a great question I’m not Sure how yes searched up French this is totally French yeah you need to get back that that French soldier skin for all the way back in the PS3 that’s what I want but Minecraft was like oh yes Fred Soldier skin you need some mods for realism

Here go to if you go to the little thing that looks like a pair of underwear it’s filters you uh go to pack types and you just click skins and that should help and then what I typically do is I go to tokens and I hit free cuz I’m

Broke cuz me have no money big sad oh that’s all the free skins where would I go to check that how do I see what Skins are in this pack oh here we go uh no it’s just it’s just me I’d probably to go to the main

Menu’s like you can you can be a villager why would I want why that’s what I’m saying I will watch the moon go down is that a village over there I think that is we we passed by it h interesante I should probably equip this I am not not

Yet I want my French costume I even the French me you might have to uh how I don’t know I don’t know how we would get uh skins from the PS3 onto the PS4 I just don’t think they have support for that anymore cuz that was a really

Cool skin and US Hercules does not make sense or Achilles or Achilles or whatever he is look at weed running around oh she’s so cute hello weed mad at me hi weed rearranging her oh she’s so cute I am not I don’t think I can just oh I

Can oh that’s a deep what H all right Le that daytime is upon us it is time to move on second I’m searching up the French soldier skin Frenchman I am a Frenchman give me my French French there’s a Wandering Trader out here let me yes this one is selling slime balls he drank a milk bucket he is

Selling slime I’m mad mad plus T all right let’s that where are you oh you’re crouched is that hurt Hur up and we’re burning daylight here okay I’ll have to search this up later that would be cool to get my friend soier skin back it would be real cool very nostalgic where you

Go here is very nice it’s a Wandering Trader time to die [ __ ] well he s slime balls money so how unfortunate can you hear me hello yes I can I’m not in a realm I I should make this a realm that would be cool really

Like this I got me own base bro I like it I like it like the setup we got definitely ooh there be a village over there hey Village that is on the way to where we’re going cows cows kill them for leather huh kill those cows for leather oh yeah

We’re not on the island I can so are we not allowed to start an animal farm on the Highland no we are not due to uh the Constitution that you I and Madison ratified we are not permitted to kill animals on the far on the island that’s all yeah period where are you

At at the Village okay I’m coming got you searching around getting stuff if only sharing sheep was that fast in real life I’m assuming you already checked the the black Smith’s stuff yeah look uh just any house open door I’ve checked you know I really like just the normal

Village right a lot of apples for gold apples o I will be taking this I apologize Mr Stone Mason and glass thank you for the emerald [ __ ] move all the way [ __ ] I’m trying to kill your sheep we’re Pirates we’re raiding your village okay let’s get to it let’s get down and

Boogie oh got had a lot of food chicken apples 10 uh 14 that’s a misfit die no we’re not on the island okay that’s fair what what what was his use what would he accomplished in his life what would he what would he have done I am un sure can you take a

Screenshot of that beehive I forgot to oh boy we get to go back out on the water we’re you’re lagging again so what trees do swamps usually have they have AAA no they have Oak oh let’s go onward and upwards well we will not be going up is

That the swamp right there no no it’s not that’s Casa yeah I had the same thought as you when I looked at it that’s why I asked what trees grow nice sword you have there sir oh thank you thank you let me just shove it in your spine what on on

Earth oh way that’s not natural you don’t say what is [Laughter] that what’s going on there I got I I know the explanation yes clearly the aliens what okay we’ve discovered strange Island yes all right it appears that we will be going in Inland onward upwards right after I get this

Boat you stole my boat did I yes oh here you go all right thank you all right follow me for I know the way do you know the way hey look another ruined portal the way that I found this I basically went in like a giant U it I don’t think I

Ever even came over here to begin with sharpness two sword and protection three helmet gold of course I think this looks a little familiar I’m pretty sure that this entire world is a AAA biome we have not been able to escape it just CA biome after acia

Biome look at the sand bro a Sand Mountain it’s Sandy Cheeks oh I see trees in the distance you see Birch I am I do like that we live in an archipelago I think that’s no is this strange Island coming up very strange how peculiar this would be a that would be

Like a that looks like a boom beach base dude I see it there’s more what it’ be funny it’d be funny it’d be funny if this one was four blocks dude look at that mountain to our left oh yes that looks like com up there it just goes straight

Up to our left or to our right left okay yeah wow we’re in a b Spruce you stole my boat again how could you did I yes stealing and th in my boat how could you I’m not climbing that mountain don’t worry I’m lazy like you too nice

Face what the hell is this up here whoa get out of my oh my godness oh we should to go up there we are going to get sniped by Phantom so hard we are it’ll be fun no it won’t how about we go into the side of this hill

Like the hobbits that we are see look there’s one now ignore him he’s hungry yeah I’m good I’m I’m being a hobbit for a little bit but I suggest you come join where did you go with thatat I swear if you die don’t worry don’t pay no gain what’s that

Please they’re already dive bombing us are they dive bombing me or you both please don’t Smack me into that pit phantom phantom is like that’s a oh no my shield I unequipped it who’s hit me Phantom your mama SM like die spider L’s that there’s four Phantoms look out behind

You okay there’s not lava over there let go check it out wait those are swamp trees is it on top of a mountain be funny if it’s only four block four blocks mushrooms giant mushrooms okay we found a Swamp I was really hoping this isn’t the same swamp that I found I think they were I messed up and I put positive coordinates [ __ ] plus dad I seriously think that we should hide I it’s cve come into the Cove yes where all the demons are don’t wor they’re stupid hey it’s a

Creeper so this is where we want to be incredibly difficult this is look at this over here [ __ ] off what that come into my hole I’m jumping in the lily pads well actually Marshall I’ve done us a huge favor actually where you at I’m over here what favor have you

Done you’re welcome by the way once I get there I’ll show you you still oh my God it’s a frog it’s a frog it’s a fat one there’s two of them there ribit ribit ribit it’s a fat one all right there’s a drown in the water over here look

Out there’s like three Phantoms just like Dove under no that was a bat let’s that come over here we will wait out the night oh go oh my gosh there’s a creeper right over there please don’t he’s right there okay I’m going to blast him K

Pow the big black man be careful he’s look it’s a frog it’s a frog okay Le we’re going to be making a temporary shelter do you still have Zeus’s soup spoon no told me know it’s back at Camp will you set up the shelter I’mma go to explore oh that you make me

Angry oh it’s an Arctic biome Ice Ice Ice Ice Baby I wonder if we’ll find like a village here we want to find an igloo that polar bear will will the polar bear attack me if it has a cub with it absolutely there’re two polar bears can

I tame one what does it eat no I don’t I think they’re untameable I just ate a fish in front the polar bear Get Wrecked nerd I don’t think it’ll take them uh cooked I don’t think you can tame it period there’s not interesting over here

Ah we need to flatten this landscape to make it easier for slimes to spawn the hell is this PL it is Blue Orchid what’s a nice looking blue o I’ve got another comment someone’s watching my stream who could it be Lego ego all right I will be sure to add you

Once I get done streaming which may be soon well actually no no it’s not cuz I have so much to do got to get some slime the slim slum slam you’re a man that is factually accurate good job that’s funny I See You Bing the base

Of the house right there but I don’t see you your blocks are disappearing out of nowhere uh yes I hired my uh counter I countered my uh spirit to do it you see where the entrance is where you have not placed a block I’m strictly behind there

On the mountain right there are you just like wait wait oh did you see me place a crafting table I did what that’s crazy stream I’ll come back later okie pokey have a good time I need doors uh door door door door I need a door no I don’t hey sweet

Berries be careful sweetberries are over here bring them over here we will form a defensive perimeter you’re right and I will put this door right there for absolutely no reason they’ll get stuck the M be like I’mma get you sweet Beres I got you sweetberry be like m

Nah I’m just building us a very very small shelter justor what’s up PO bear what have you found so far ice that’s it and polar bear fair enough hey oh I don’t have cobblestone what’s up frog ribit oh I forgot the frog the frog just will eat the slimes thank

You one more time uh no I’m good I’m done for the night that can you imagine if we had a fortune 2 pickaxe up on that one Mountain where it was nothing but coal and uh iron you would have way too much coal that would be awesome one more thing I love [Laughter]

When wait what what’ you say that’s a great question what am I talking about well I don’t know I just got here ignore Marshall his needs are very special oh it’s a snow bunny what’s up snow buy Miller ate my big pickle you that was so funny God I miss

That guy I need to I need to AR range to go fish with him again did you see that YouTube short Mine oh God what is this what are you do where are you explore scientific research something tells me you’re just examining like the the remains of some horrible disaster I’m probably am [ __ ] is this tell me what tell me what you’re seeing ice ice towers icy Towers oh you’re over There okay all will construct a furnace and a Chest well nothing interesting has happened here what’s up polar bear why am I getting attacked I’m getting jumped by three polar bears hey this is not fair I’m have to I’m have to get rid of you some guy please don’t die they do a lot of damage run

Run away don’t worry I’m Stand My Ground don’t stand your ground you dumb Dum just run they’re polar bears [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] here ah baby C stop you’re not my pet I am coming to pick you up you don’t even know where I’m at I will find

You follow the river your follow the icy River your Uber will be there in approximately 2 seconds I how you got two seconds you do have a boat well I keep crashing into everything stuff is what’s up baby polar bear want a fish wait we got raw fish right Here oh I see a polar bear but I don’t see you why is this rabbit uhoh please get away from me me this rabbit die rabbit it’s albino rabbit I’m seeing many polar bears but you are nowhere to be seen my coordinates is 3,712 1466 okay so you got to be over

Here I see Towers look for those you’ll know when you see them what’s up polar Bearer you’ll know when you see me cuz I’ll be going like 8,000 miles per second you be breaking the sound barrier got it oh I’m more than breaking the sound barrier I’m breaking the land speed

Record there’s so many polar bears D I didn’t see all the we I’m going so fast the game’s not even loading uh come to me my coordinates are – 3,662 – 2,266 where the [ __ ] yes yes he didat where are you the Sun is setting I’m under way I’m under way

Hurry up that polar bear’s looking at me funny looking at me like I’m a I’m a steaming baloney sandwich and he hasn’t eaten in three days I’m watching you buddy I’ve got a gun oh no I’m out of food wait no I got F bre what am I ready for your house oh

No here it comes what’s Weedle doing are those husk hey Frozen skeletons I need to run away Dad please get over here I can’t sit for much longer that EG go weedles hey it’s a igloo 8 HD at its F why is my crossbow not charging did I

Put all of my arrows away why can’t I open my inventory oh I found an EG glue uh we’re attive 3400 1800 [ __ ] perish oh I got to be careful now I could accidentally pick up a creeper in my boat and die you know what let’s that I’ll just meet you back at

Camp you should come to me I don’t know where you are 3460 1845 okay so you’re approximately in this direction that don’t pick up the creeper pick up the creeper be funny what is that look for the bonfire uh I found a Pillager Outpost where at uh 3698 uh 2059

Okay take a picture of it and come get me and first the morning we’ll go invade it yes we keep invading our territory we’ll go invade theirs we shall be the ones pillaging this time oh no out here I almost picked up a creeper oh is this nice and

Cozy is it is it on the ice sheet or no ice sheet no no no no BR [ __ ] how do I get rid of this okay I she no no 3460 18845 oh yeah know I’m on the way you you’ll know it you’ll know it but when you see it

Trust are you sure it’s an actual Igloo well there’s a bed in there so n man it’s not an igloo me an [ __ ] we did you just shifted all of stuff around yes I did that’s fair sit out of her out of a little stocking and I made sure that I shoved

Her hat inside her house who gave her that hat wasn’t it Justine yeah huh I’m sorry okay now that I have scaled this mountain 3420 you said L St what 3420g 3420 negative 3460 1845 you’re you’re close I found it all right what’s up hey all right so here’s what we need

To do step aside let step over here watch this over here Yeah okay at my ears I didn’t know I forgot about the ladder okay I I thought I died oh my God go nap is this a dungeon what I’m confused don’t touch this it’s uh this Igloo someone was experimenting on I should don’t touch that thing experimenting on how to switch a

Zombified villagers to a friendly one who is this guy I don’t know but that water break out not yet not yet not yet we will finish his research and turn him into a zombie no here’s what we will do what will we do oh do you want to turn

The other villager into a friendly one let’s go ahead and do that what the [ __ ] is this D I thought we found the uh Fortress okay who was experimenting the villagers not this smart excuse me get out of my way there we go now do not touch that

Dude this dude let’s see what he does she’s got in her mouth pushing up to time put you special that’s a phographer what kind of that make you could have just the step got there faster stupid she’s doing it her way oh she’s got the strawberry weed what is you

Doing I’m bringing it right back down where I got it now I’m lower than one I got it she went all the way up around this whole damn thing but I gave it to her right there and so she climbed down over there climbed down up here all the way through

This out to the top of there now now that’s the second time she’s gone down through that hole and turn around now she’s coming right back up again she really is pissed at me or she’s trying to find uh find some place to put that this cartographer has reduced prices on everything

Marshall she goes down these down that tube on the ground turn around goes right back up the tube and go back down it again there’s no suitable spot after you going back down that tube end up same place where she was why don’t you just put it in your

House weed stupid cuz that’s where she sleeps back this villager is taking AB normal amount of time to turn back does it really take this long normally not he may be an ultra rare villager weed what is you doing what are you doing weedles everything right back in the same place you

Were they could to go down that tube all the way down to the bottom okay he’s a normal cleric time to burn him no don’t burn him then right back at your house again not put it there you squiring she’s trying to find somewhere to put it Dad I think

Sheat now she yes let us get out of here what the hell my goodness all the way through the tubes right back out on top of the house it’s still no place to here’s a Bo why don’t you just eat it now why would she do that Dad getting herc

R she went down this one about 14 times now she’s she doing where did that one go we’re missing a villager oh no he’s here they’re both average kill them both no Marshall yeah he putting in her house let’s that let’s go it’s time to leave so who was

Experimenting not the villagers cuz they’re too stupid exactly she just she shoved it in her house after all that mess where is she going to sleep well maybe she’ll just she’ll she’ll passively eat on the don’t look at me and call me an [ __ ] I didn’t do all that to you all

Right be it back I got a pee you showed your face up there why is this door shut weed out there cuz he goes over there and get stuck behind the toilet for just shoved it in there I done that first where I went through all this she snipped at that and

Didn’t pay any attention to it you guys got cover no I got could you up pay attention to that okay I am back welcome back all right let’s oh please tell me that it got the the polar bear staring at you it did what are you doing P [Laughter]

Bear Le that that polar bear was just sitting behind you and like stared at you for like an hour all right let that let’s let’s get moving back to that swamp I believe this pathway will take us there on minute I’m doing something who text me oh it’s my buddy give me a

Second well don’t mind me I will be spinning at Mock Jesus actually as I’m texting my buddy I’ll get in the boat and you can just take me with you that is a good idea slow down there man I’m trying to spin all rightward this is impossible to control

Off but why would I do that no it’s a boat for some reason the way that this game works is you go really really fast when your boat is on Ice in real life you would too Bo will be going out of control okay you go back in your house in your room

You know I was actually hoping to find like a village an Arctic Village or something shame but you know it is is what it is I really like going through that biome I just wish that there wasn’t so many like ice things all right we are back at the

Swamp so we’re going to be camping here for a few days I am going to explore Lord where as I don’t know okay here where are you when night time comes we got to go back cuz slimes I got you bro City while you explore I am going

To get me we took the uh okay never mind cut me down some trees get some wad I think I’m going to build a campfire so I take back this boat of course because only I am allowed to have the boat let Dad it’s almost night time you might want to get back

Here it doesn’t look too bad no like the Sun is setting yeah oh [ __ ] okay you know our house from a distance kind of look like a igler kind of yeah I need to make some of those and some of these and one of some of those and then this it’s quite

Cozy indeed my boy now it is even more cozy o yes oh I should probably bring my bed over here too hello Mr sheep oh I put my thing away oh well excuse me zombie villagers so right now we’re just waiting for slimes to spawn no don’t

Sleep what we ain’t sleeping what you doing do Slimes spawn at night yes that’s the only time they will spawn oh I know that yeah I thought SP during the day that’s that only uh applies to slimes that uh spawn under ground okay it has to be dark out I see

Yes but it’s only during a certain type of moon which I’m I’m thinking it’s just a full moon a full moon why a full moon I don’t know Minecraft is stupid like that and the developers want to make it as hard as possible for me and specifically me to get things that I

Want yes they put a thing right underneath our base but I did too slow what we’re going to do is we are going to be here for a few nights and when the slimes spawn we’re going to kill as many as possible and then after that we’re dipping

So I’m just going to try and flatten as much of this as possible so they only spawn during a full mood interesting I think I I don’t know I don’t see any so you might be right I’m not see any spawning right now which that’s just stupid well this SW is not that

Big no it’s not should it’s they should add m to the game that’d be funny add what they should add you lagged out hello can you hear me hello yes I said it would be funny if they added mosquitoes to the game no it wouldn’t everyone would hate

That but they only spawn in swamps be hilarious no I don’t think they going to add any type of bug into Minecraft why not well then of course who know well they did add bees so do you know bees are not bugs I don’t want to hear that

Argument I know I’m messing I don’t even know if they are or not can C fish to get around State regular ation to protect the bees I’m pretty sure everyone knows that and every single bug man who collects bugs or things is probably heard um actually bether

Fish and then they proceeded to beat that man over the head with an iron with a lead pipe well it doesn’t seem like slimes are spawning tonight so we could sleep Yes I should have just like dug out that area where the slimes were spawning yeah that one guy in the comment section stream it’s me but I’m in streams got much to do he right there all come on this is weird what is weird hit me oh that was a creeper who

Hit me he’s a crater next to me what is this creeper doing o all right come there’s just a shovel in here that would have been nice to know it’s a full durability too wow you know frogs eat slimes right oh I didn’t know that we may have to relocate that

Frog prob about Magma Cream you mean what about mag yeah they’ll eat those too really yeah the the frogs oh yeah they’ll e magma cubes 100% I tested it little spicy don’t don’t you think what’s up spider if you don’t if you even so much as touch me wrong I will end your

Career Marshall build a fire I need a campfire there is one oh inside the house you were in there we slept in there yeah you don’t say why didn’t you say so man keeping stuff like that for me how dare you spider’s outside are he’s chilling until he attacks us he’s

Chilling the second he even so much as pokes us it it’s over he we are ending his his short existence ah the fire is quite hot you don’t say why did you keep the secrets from me there’s something wrong with the both of us I’m make clay I’mma throw into your

Cheerios when you’re not looking no don’t do that be gray for a week you know I have over 600 hours on Minecraft oh really yes that’s pretty interesting what is that drown doing up here pardon me sir what are you doing are you lat lat come check this

Out he’s not attacking me he’s just he’s just chilling what is he broken what’s up man what you doing what’s good bro he’s staying he’s staying out of the sun on sunburn can we push him into the water you fixed him di why did you fix him oh he was big

Chilling I guess I guess the water has something it has too much lead in it there’s too much lead in the water the stes H wonder why this spider is just so attached to the side of our house that stop that are you trying to burn our house

Down no I’m trying to make popcorn can you make popcorn outside please got you thank you you’re welcome for can you make another chest what another chest please you want a chest yes preferably the calorie uh dense one I have finished my Wonder hey go you’re Welcome I do not need that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or that or this or that we’ll keep a flower pot cuz why not cooking one potato let’s go fantastic oh let that I accidentally clicked on your bed can you reset your

Spawn point also thank you for making the chest just putting things in it there potato potato potato this is very annoying I wish we could sleep through the Day it’s getting there it’s noon oh it’s evening actually I Call So apparently the Five Nights at Freddy’s movie has a 5.5 out of 10 on IMD Can I r can you turn friendly fire on no please it’s for science I swear no yes trust I’m very trusty as you can trust that was your fault d I don’t know how I like the FNAF movie granted I think you needed to know a lot of the

Lore beforehand in order to truly understand it why do you want friendly fire on I’m not turning that on I’m not going to kill you why want I kill you what are you going to do I am going to hit you one time and see what happens

No you got almost full diamond and shield I’m not risking it especially when nighttime is here and I know that you have no I’m going to shoot you okay I’mma shoot you I’mma shoot you with this [Laughter] no why not because ah you are just like Gabriel when you get bored you get

Violent Mar can I please stab you for science yes research happens research these not in your mind no no trust trust I’m not why would I kill you we all the way out here don’t worry funny yeah you’re right it’ be funny actually you proed my point come on

No come on you should be funny yourself be funny but I have 27 levels I don’t want to die I I was never going to kill you I’m just going to shoot you I got one Arrow I got one no it’s going to make me slow I

Don’t want to be slow shoot a zombie see what happens I don’t have a bow go give me a crush B no shoot a zombie oh yes what oh yes yes yes here give me it I will load it into my crossbow you should gave me your crossbow no it killed me

Friendly fire on what do you mean why are you so scared you D just terrify you’re shaking in your boots just give me the arrow I’ll shoot it at something I I want to shoot I don’t trust you what what would I do what what would happened okay let’s

Be reasonable here l I what would happen if you gave me a crossb like come on we’re right next to each other you can kick me from the world you can ban me you can put me on visitor why would I do something stupid cuz you’re stupid that’s a fair point but

Still how about this you get some string from these spiders I will help you you make your own bow stingy a little yes if we were on the island 100% I’d let you hey look one string already hey oh come on let me use your crossbow I just want to shoot

Something we’re going to make you a bow it’ll be better what why won’t you let me use your cross because that’s not an answer that’s not a good enough answer well it’s a good enough answer for me for you not me well I only I am currently the one in possession of the

Crossbow and you are not making a worthwhile case right now am you’re being Unreasonable I have way of you killing you we sleep next to each other in the same house under the same room here I can’t breath Ono what’s freezer what would I do what would I do run away with it where would I run I don’t know you can put me a visitor too

Oh one Arrow too that too much if I shoot going to face right through your Forehead come on come on I be shoot whatever trust trust how about on slime cuz that’ll slow down the slimes okay okay that’s reasonable yes see see you’re being unreasonable how am I being unable you’re making demands that are stupid you’re you’re delusional sleep no sles are spotting it oh that’s true

What do you mean there are no there are monsters Nearby who is outside my house spider on the Roof oh okay uh L that I tinkled you tickled why you tickled I’m TI go why you tickling my live stream has 66 messages on it are you okay all am okay watching this glass very closely I am going to

Pee I will be right back I’ll let my stick drift take control Unreasonable Man I What time is it is 7:00 make yourself something to eat my boy something to eat what did you eat that was two hours ago you’re supposed to eat every two hours yes it has what time do you think we went to the Start we went at 4: 450 to be Precise Well you need to eat my well what why have you ateid okay two strips of bacon doesn’t count what else three such a difference what else Oh you got one of your noodles what do you got any noodles no sh sh you would have never e youve had him for you had him for months oh you would have still not ate him there’s some C look B For For Be be roing are the slimes spawning yet no It’s Not Dark Yet God damn it okay I’m going to make me some pizza rolls br br br br br B oh oh W oh W oh see SM to For Yes univ For All I am back I heard screeching from my headphones are you okay no I fell in lava did you lose everything maybe liar I’m not liing you can’t see me I’m invisible I don’t know what you’re talking about so if slimes appear tonight I get to use your crossbow that is correct Yes I don’t know why you be used other nights I was having a good Laugh Unreasonable perfectly reasonable to Me yeah I guess having a good laugh is reasonable but at my expense I am not happy you make me angry well if it makes you feel any better remember how you uh accidentally turned all those uh planks into stairs well it turns out that you cannot

Put protection for on something that has projectile or blast protection so without knowing that I added a book with Unbreaking 3 and protection 4 to a pair of diamond pants and combined them with mine and then I put them on only to find out that it only has projectile protection 4 but

It’s got Unbreaking three now these pants are super glued back to my body okay oh I did name them I named them why can’t I take these off what looks like it’s a full moon see if we see these slimes that is the opposite of a full moon that is a no

Moon yeah yeah you’re right now that I’m look now that I noticed it okay go bed no see slime spawn you do that I’ll be snoring over here I’ll get myself something to eat honk me me me me Hm oh someone have texted in the Stream gosh darn it I’m just throw my phone around stick drift away oh gosh darn it can I join well land in the goat let’s check out your channel right quick fortnite Lego fortnite Minecraft well my friend um I do not know you that well so you’re welcome to watch and comment for right now okay I’m planning on so how did you find my YouTube channel before you go there is no slimes this makes me angry yeah how did you find my YouTube channel

PS4 wait so were you like were you like searching through like the uh on uh oh shoot like the broadcast uh tab thing is that how you found it or were you one of my friends on the PS4 ah the Minecraft streams okay you you I think are the first person to actually find me through that I didn’t even know anyone used that honestly well welcome to my channel uh I’ve got YouTube shorts I do clips and video oh gosh darn

It why did I do that I do clips and videos of things Frog yeah welcome I hope you uh I hope you like the nonsense I’ve got going on here yeah no slimes are spawning gosh darn It well tonight I sleep H well I think I should make improvements to this little Hut actually hang Google time what no spawn cond conditions for slime for Okay a full Moon I’m still alive I’m actually impressed I expected to walk away for about like 15 minutes come back and everyone’s dead I’m reading on the Minecraft Wiki about slime condition so the game checks two factors if the light level is equal to s or less a

Fraction of the Moon can you stop you goober you are becoming a mini data boredom do much uh if the FR of the I’m aici oh [ __ ] if these conditions are met and the altitude is a stair is a 50% chance of spawning a slime what so what IOD nothing

To what do you mean 50% 50% of my balls a off oh my gosh I’m going to smack you I’ll stop I’ll stop I am a good boy no you won’t yeah I’ll stop oh what do I need for my house I need Resources so we had it is a full moon we have to wait till a full moon if a full moon comes and no slimes come we’re packing up and I’m just going to grind out the stupid slime chunk that’s a lot closer okay there’s a wondering Trader here the only good

Thing he’s selling is Cherry saplings the rest is [ __ ] well let me examine his [ __ ] before you commence manslaughter I was going to commence manslaughter but now you said something my M mushrooms oh my inventory full you collect those for we don’t need these mushrooms but

Sure oh yeah we need the you know I think that’ll be m one of my objectives I’m going go search for a red mushroom so we make some mushrooms no I found one okay that check that off I’m going go get some o it’s up there on the top of that building Buing okay so yeah the full moon should be tonight then no we had a mo a regular Moon there should be like two more moons moons or like three more nights I think three more moons oh oh oh yeah I forgot the rotation okay yeah it’s not it’s not

Like half moon and then full moon and then half moon and then full moon yeah that’s not how yeah yeah the full Moon’s in the middle of the cycle oh Mr Polar Bear don’t make me do this I okay it’s time to go he’s chasing after you he doesn’t want anything with

Me turn around face him coward he’s chasing you I would like foll he is he following me all the way down here no way he’s a man on a mission it’s a woman on a mission I’m pretty sure why are you waiting them to our house

Okay you have a lot to learn it’s only going to get worse from here I could be Josh and I would have cut off your head by now but I’m not hey frogs are everywhere holy cow they’re preparing for slimes they’re preparing to Feast uh I’m trying to gather wool would

You like to I was trying I got you I was trying to mine a tree with a pickaxe imagine that well now I feel bad for that little Cub we just killed both of his parents you that was your fault I’m sure it’ll be fine totally watering traiter you know

I’m going kill you tra you’ve ah if only I could loot your corpse die ah wait now this I will not feel bad about come here you God damn rabbit something about the rabbits just I don’t like them got nine Le don’t these are the first I don’t

Know it’s just the noise that they make when they die irritates me and everything about them just like oh my I need to get away from the rabbits I don’t know it’s like my brain my brain is like it just does not like Minecraft rabbits beb For for for for up what’s up what’s up okay okay I’m back uh just cooked me some pigs in a blanket hot dog wrapped up nice I got my I I can’t I can’t open if condiment so I just smothered it I poured mustard and ketchup all over it

Hey look there’s a pill platoon oh dude that Pillager Outpost we can’t oh we can you are correct during the daytime we shall take care of it there been a couple yeah there going to be a couple nights for a form more in the meantime we can occupy ourselves with

A imagine that why didn’t why why didn’t that guy give me um um the [ __ ] thing how does it work do you have to kill him or do you have to hit him did you kill him I don’t got it I don’t got any symbol on my screen I don’t either God damn

It really hoping to do a Pillager raid those guys need to show up way more often like they’re really rare and I hate That I want see what you mean when say needs to do yeah I going to bed okay don’t forget about the trash I wasn’t going to now and youie some water yeah I can do that all right L that P around for a little bit I got to get my dog some

Water see if there’s any slimes that spawn tonight Sno do you need some W you need some w for B M is Rec To Going to die I Of Oh I love Jones I give me I need give me some bro you need some drones I’m so tempted to like next time I get paid to just ship you a crate yes I got me some sour cream and onion potato Chips any slimes no I haven’t seen that makes me me so Upset they only spawn once a day well that’s Sleep Yous just to piss off the Phantoms now guard me while I tell you the coordinates of that Pillager Outpost negative 36300 3,698 2057 71 okay so that would be this Way all right I know only microphone audio is being cast yeah8 207 at least close to 369 98 and then 20 20 57 yeah that’s way I’ll take the lead no no no no no no no if we’re going to do oh I don’t have the boat oh

Well my inventory is full hang on don’t don’t get there yet I’ll wait for you right here as I’m sliding I’ll grab the boat too okay I’ll meet you here well yeah just pick me up uh 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 Okay I’m on the way when we leave here I need to gather some of this ice all right how far in did you go I’ll just take a guess 2971 1946 right here who’s hitting me okay that’s unfair you can’t just spawn with a cub and be aggressive like

That I’m trying to get through this single little tiny Chasm I did it your Uber is here no not you you little [ __ ] you know the coordinates why don’t I just hop in with you oh [ __ ] where am I head I take a little stat I have full faith in

You pun [ __ ] you [ __ ] the hell ah I can’t see okay clearly you have not perfected the art I’m waiting on this [ __ ] to load oh wait it was 369 where am I going I would say I have uh mastered control over this boat wouldn’t you agree going so fast you’re moving right

No oh when you stopped moving I thought my game froze I’m like oh no I wor for a second okay it’s over there yeah know I went to recheck the coordinates this is an issue get out of my way do recipe oh do you know how catastrophic

It would be if we like smacked into something in real life while doing this we’d both be dead we would both be dead just by going this fast there is disembark get my tea give me a tea I need a battle drink I got my oh there’s a lot of what’s your

PL all right here’s what we’re going to do we’re going to grab whack AAC which is my sword with sharpness three and looting two and Pla we are going to run in and we are going to Slit their throats what’s up up [ __ ] right see if you can let me kill

Them cuz I looting loting will give us crossbows breach and clear breach and clear oh [ __ ] I am almost dead cover me got me potato yeah give me that crossbow you [ __ ] yeah you’re welcome okay oh huh above get down here oh [ __ ] put your flint and steel away let’s

Go I want the pillagers to be more of a threat though they need to be like if the pillagers show up you need to everyone needs to be going oh [ __ ] it’s the pillagers no oh another Pillager thing showed up guess I win let me kill this guy there we go oh yeah Oo that’ll be our Battle Cry exactly when we go to war it’s just char we just set their house on fire a minute not yet I’m going to know why cuz there are banners here that I want rip the banners off of the sides of their house I’ll let you do

That what do you mean you’ll watch me come on bro I just I want the pillagers to be way more threatening like I want like if you defeat like one of their raids that they will come back not as like oh you have to get another bad Omen no it’s like

They’re marking that Village for death it be more interesting that’s what I want so like if you’re like us and you make the village your home base they’ll come back in like a set number of days Blaze yeah light it up long it takes we need to get back to the swamp

It’s night time we still have one more day before it’s a full mode just in case cuz it said that they can spawn when the moon is not full but they mostly spawn when the moon is full watch that you need to set the entire thing on fire come

On well I say set it a blaze boy I don’t mean light it on fire lightly I mean set that [ __ ] of flame doesn’t it spread or something like that it’s not spre oh I think fire spreads is off hang on uh guard me you have it too safe it should be spreading

Now there we go time they should keep this on another your Outpost just set it we’ll just set it a blaze the minute all right you ready to go back home well not home but to the swamp perfect oh hey look it’s a Pillager right there

Not much damage did he do not much I assume he did half a heart where’s our boat right here hurry up get in get in go go go I’m trying oh God damn it okay boats do not do well in corridors did you know do you remember the coordinates

Back to the thing oh you it was like -500 in negative 1500s sort of way we just go oh there’s a one R Traer on ice right there why no clue he’s like hey guys okay it’s like negative like 2500 negative 1500 something like that let me look at my paper was I

Close uh hang on I’m looking at my paper it’s at – 2731 1790 oh was close indeed let go my boy is onwards and upwards to the left to the right to the right criss cross it’s a big black guy you know what well since we’re out open Open Water let’s

Turn I was to say let’s turn around Scare at him la la la okay I’m pretty sure it’s over there disembark all right what happened here oh sugar cane it’s a husk what was they called hus stray no maybe stray I don’t know I know he shot me where the

[ __ ] where are you going I’m you’re going the wrong way out of my way Skelly man I am what is what am I doing that’s a good question what are you doing you’re doing meth it looks like it’s a big black guy in the distance don’t look at him I

Shant you shat what yeah I shat the bed I’m sorry yeah there’s our camp go go go go go they have just been hitting you yeah I think they’re called stray I have not gotten hit a single time well that’s good they don’t they don’t feel

Good you don’t say one more I the last night tomorrow night is guaranteed oh did you set fire to that tree I did yep all right it’s safe to say that I don’t think any slimes are going to spawn but I will do This wait yeah we’ll wait a little bit see what happens or that I swear if that fires uh if that fire spreads to over here I’m going to harm you I don’t see how it’s going to spot over here but yes I do like watching it

Burn oops I ask what are you my mic wasn’t muted oops there’s a creeper look out dumb ass you stood there you [ __ ] sat there and look at him you’re just like oh no there’s a creeper whatever shall I do let me look at him while he explodes bro I didn’t I

Didn’t know John was like you know I’m GNA explode I didn’t think he was like that [ __ ] you steak and I spent so long creating this house ah don’t worry it looks good what with the front entrance blown open yes the fact that you stood there

And just stared at him as he [ __ ] exploded why did you keep running I said there was a creeper at the front entrance and you were just like oh let me stop and look that’s said something it was too late as she detonated I thought he was ordering the

Pizza you know iiz it’s the pizza guy he was at front door too yeah but he was there to do a suicide bomb not give us our pizza oh how am I supposed to disting distinguish a pizza boy from a Terrior it’s quite difficult oh how am I supposed to

Distinguish a pizza boy from a terrorist H I don’t know lat maybe look at what they’re wearing and determine that is a bomb not a pizza they all look the same no they don’t that’s why we lost in Iraq because no we didn’t or Iran was it

No we didn’t we just said all right we’re leaving bye basically L they could not an L you know how many they couldn’t distinguish uh normal papadon employees from Ala and you can’t either that is actual that’s true if the soldiers who are trained couldn’t do it what makes

You think I’m going to be any different because one of them is a living person who will be in this voice chat and the other is a weird green pattern that likes that has a tendency to explode do you see same thing that’s not the same thing it is

I think you’re a denial about it I think you’re stupid that’s not nice man kind of f a bit more we need something to do I know what I will do I will configure my controls why lose controller I don’t know oh I have this bad Omen for 85 minutes to thee it’s

Ni when we get back home we’ll do a raid then we’ll go sliming let’s stat I’m going to give you a task why don’t you construct something I don’t have much resources I’m trying to save to whatever I do construct it’s going to be temporary no sense doing so

Okay that’s fine I mean I will I will construct and modify things so I basically get home because I’m going be living in it but right now no point it just be wasting resources D you know all of these resources here we have at home right yeah oh yeah we Doo bless no I was cing my throat Nick has been home all day and he has done he has not joined us what’s did you text him did you spam text him I did not he probably slept all day I’m going be real with you I don’t doubt that knowing

Nick doesn’t have many resp responsibilities I don’t think he has any true he’s quite he pays he pays his mom rent though what’s the word for it complacent he’s quite complacent I’m Le how to drive you see I really want to stop porn it’s really annoying being a slave to it porn yes

Yeah I don’t like it I mean compared to what I’ve used to do I’ve slowed down or stopped quite a bit but I’m not beating it all right baby steps kind of like uh like with uh quitting uh another addiction like tobacco or drugs it’s about slowly

Stopping cuz you can’t do it just at once I’ve tried it doesn’t work right right right let me see try f I honestly well let me see I’m at like 22 hours of PTO and I still got like I get like one hour of PTL every five

Days or five times 8 how much is that 5 10 15 20 25 30 35 40 okay I get one hour every 40 hours see oh I have like a couple couple weeks before I actually get enough PTO to go on vacation I’m hoping that time I can learn how to

Driveing at my license oh I’ve been you mean before you take a vacation or before I take a vacation I still got a couple weeks before I can take a vacation I want three days off not two wait how many so 24 hours of PTO right that’s what you’re aiming for at 26

Wait yeah that’s 24 actually oh 8 16 yes I was aiming for 26 but I suck at math so I I’m at like 22 21 hours right now so are you are you going to come up here I am as soon as I get enough PT I’m

Going to practice driving and maybe I can actually drive up there by myself without are you sure about that cuz you are going to have to go on the highway it’s fine yeah well we’re going to start driving on the road I live on a highway I mean

Okay and you’re sure that your truck is going to be reliable enough oh yeah it’s it’s reliable I still need to do a tuneup on it I think the filter might be B off to change of filter I’m going to take it as soon as I

Get enough money for I will take it to express let them check it out then they’re going to tell me what’s wrong with it I’m going to replace it one thing at a time okay cuz I don’t like $1,400 they want like $1,400 just to change my brakes that is way too

Much that’s like I spent like three I spent $300 for all the parts I did for myself I literally saved over $1,000 yeah that is way too much that would in my book classify as scamming it’s not scamming the parts they would have used had a warranty on

It and their new parts and they have to pay what I have to pay for the labor too so it all factors it is pricey yeah know you made a smart move just doing it yourself plus you actually learn yourself now the only thing on the truck that I

Know I need to fix right now is the exhaust manifold gaskets which is not a hard fix and the rotors the rotors are very they require they’re very they’re very easy I just need like a 27 mm socket for my truck in order to take off ah

Okay I think we have one more moon cycle we’re going to check and just make absolutely sure that they’re not going to spawn it was it was a half a was a half a mo last night it’s already night time to we’ll let it give it yeah we’ll give it we’ll

Give it a bit see what happens well since it said the wiki I hear I heard you say something about it it depends on how the moon shines in the Moonlight and it’s raining and it’s cloudy so I don’t see any Moon it said that weather does not affect the uh the

Spawn there we go according to the wiki if the wiki is wrong I’m going to hurt somebody I’m going to hurt feelings all Done got 15 apples imagine that it also said that we might just have to uh sit up in a tree for a little bit why a [Laughter] tree you said that uh why never been more confused I’m at the I’m very very curious and confused at the same time um

We need to be around they will not spawn in a 24 block radius around us it is a s stupid well okay you want to know why that is why would you like a creeper spawning quite literally right next to you and exploding immediately or a zombie just like

Spawning next to you when you have like 2 Hp and and him going hm nice low HP [ __ ] you make a p you make your point oh son of a [ __ ] so what I’m going to do gather some uh logs and build yourself a watchtower Watch Tower yes work man quite

Lazy just build up y it up you see what I did lot of work I don’t know man do you see me do you see my tower I have still a lot of works though and then you can just use your crossbow and shoot okay I’ll build up over here by me

Please I need planks give a second this is a lot more work than I anticipated I know I thought we could just go to the swamp and slimes would be everywhere but no moang has to be picky Dicky picky Wicky no no no slimes can only spawn in these very specific conditions

Where okay okay they can only spawn it have to be 24 blocks or more away so I’ll just build 24 blocks up and I’m good [ __ ] you creeper oh I see what you mean when you said uh like you could see just like my building appearing

Yes I am happy I’m crouching I thought I wasn’t crouching I’m like okay I’m dead aha [ __ ] you can’t get me I don’t know they’re shooting at me though they are I they’re like I can still see you at that’s me lucky on question Lily pants me Lea if I jump

From here to a lily pad but I die she said pranked she pranked us remember that’s not real I’m not going to Lily p l shut up shut up I will make you eat this apple yummy exactly I reward you for good [Laughter] behavior H there’s no slime

Spawning there is in the distance right there where I’m dead no I’m not over here wait really you’re you’re not joking I saw I am not joking at all a fat ass right here come to me come to me come to me get I’m coming I’m sled and a skeleton

Shooting don’t die you [ __ ] get him get him get him get him you have looting so you have more chance get them balls okay so we know that they’re spawning [ __ ] but why did he spawn over here what the [ __ ] let’s that look out sweet berries thank you for the warning you’re

Welcome my to my toe is already pricked but thank you I appreciate you got my back you’re just a little slow okay these frogs I swear if these frogs eat even so much as a single slime I will relocate the what M I got use some dye you might like this

Color this color actually look okay look out what this a skeleton oh [ __ ] you skeleton eat my Cheeks how many balls did you get from that um 14 from one slime not to bad that was a really big slime yeah if only this far spot [ __ ] Mar if you’re speaking we can’t hear you you can do not lie to me big black man you can’t get me yes you

Can it’s raining he gets hurt if he’s not in your shelter haha continuous status effect okay we got one SL what the hell hello hello hello oh can you hear me yes you can you little [ __ ] clba oh I looked down and I didn’t know no I need more slime

Balls okay this was not fruitful at all got 14 that’s one slime we spent a week here for 14 balls do you want to spend one more night no I do not okay we will leave I will just commence myself to pain D you have no choice I do not you are

Correct this is rigged I so at least in the cave you can get deep slate and you’re right under the the base you can be productive as you wait here we’re in a Shel we’re in a hut what are we doing jacking off in a corner yeah you’re right we we got to

Get the [ __ ] out of here uh take whatever goodies that you let’s see my inventory is full why do you have all this [ __ ] we can leave a good majority here I’ll take this golden sword cuz they love it these blast boots because cu cu I’m taking

All I’ll take this beef uh I will take this Lily Pad this rabbit hide these leads we don’t need sugar cane we we have an infestation at our home yes you are correct I’ll I’ll take the cauldron yes please take the cauldon cocoa beans beans on

You you have coco beans on you I do not no we’ll take it we’ll take it we’ll take yeah take the cocoa beans really just okay prayer I think that’s everything I’ll take the beds because why not I can’t I don’t have inventory space no beds for us oh

You carry hang on hang on you think sir come on hey I can’t I can’t hold anything this [ __ ] has been waiting outside just for us to come out he’s been quank we obtained one slime we went 4,000 blocks away one slime when we could have gone zero blocks away and just

Waited yeah so from what we’ve learned before we go do some if we’re not sure let’s do research yes this was very unfruitful this was this is almost a waste of time well we got a a Pillager Outpost and we’ll be doing a raid once we get

Home I did say I can’t drop things anymore my controls are all messed up I’m stupid sko confirmed guess no I need no not X son of a [ __ ] nice try [ __ ] I was protecting you from mobs oh thank you how generous I was puty you into a hole so they would have

Attacked you well while I’m out here I’m going to get us some coal because at least coal this was this was not worth it at all is forever coal is forever slimes are temporary yes because slimes will be converted into submarines yes yes submarines aircraft bombers your mom on a Tuesday

Afternoon yes Madison how are you doing madon did she leave the party no she did not she’s just muted no sorry I was muted I was getting my phone back up so I could open so I could unmute but it’s cuz I have I don’t think like I

Said you want to listen to people like the human cost of War more than want to hear that the entire time so what does war the human cost of War when people go to war they die of the it’s about the world wars okay if you have any

Questions the destruction of World War I took it’s pretty simple I just have to go through it if you have any questions you are talking to two giant history Buffs right here about World War II specifically nothing else because of the tank well tanks and I know a general

Broad history of World War I I I know about uh operation Min me I think it was the the Commando that was a uh fake it was it was a they placed like false documents onto the Commando and Hitler thought they was going to invade somewhere in Greece but

Actually it was it was a setup and they invade Italy over simple over simplify I know a little bit yeah but that was World War II not World War I is it World War I yeah she’s learning about World War I well there it’s kind of both this one

Is talking currently talking about World War I but it’s been going back and forth between two the two of them up go and the time leading up to it and the time in between them World War Arch du Fern andad just got shot and then yeah L can you stop

[ __ ] doing that you godd dang idiot the flu epidemic killed even more people than World War I that is correct yeah I don’t know why it goes from oh yeah i’ learning out the world wars and the causes of the world wars to like the flu epidemic well that’s because the uh the

Spanish Flu was present during World War I and because the battlefields were literal [ __ ] and they were actually killing the rats that were eating off of other people’s corpses the Spanish Flu spread so quickly and more people were dying to it than machine guns then mustard

Gas I wonder if mustard gas smells like mustard you don’t want to find out okay a tiny sniff just a tiny sniff War I another I don’t know back in like I think third fourth sixth grade maybe we were we were studying the Civil War and

We always had this little nice anime or cartoon we watch and taught us about the Civil War was it like some robot that went no it wasn’t robot they had voice actors playing the characters and everything oh I don’t remember what I do remember is that I I was uh going to

Battle with uh oh what’s his name he’s in the uh HPS Building Madison he’s a history teacher he’s bald or almost bald I don’t know but he was trying to tell me that this uh this markv tank with German markings was a German made tank

And I’m like at no I had a feeling that he really didn’t like me but he liked my puppet Willie what was his face a guy that had a drone you shot it down what what was his name everyone hated he had a uh he let’s see are you talking about Middle

School yes I think so yeah the health teacher I think so yeah yeah yeah that was Mr Borg Mr Borg everyone disliked him well yeah cuz I’m pretty sure he was a pervert but oh my God could that man roast holy [ __ ] you did not want to be on the

Receiving end of Mr Borg he was pretty cool he look I’m I’m pretty sure he looked like a mad scientist but like I remember I think it was Micah or somebody they kept trying to roast Mr Borg and Mr Borg just shot down every single thing that they said

And then he he he said yeah just like your mom once okay what do you say to that what the teacher says just like your mom like bro how do you like that’s Checkmate right there just like what what is happening you good yes very short B

But give me my [ __ ] boat you got yes I’m reenacting uh the battle between George Washington the crossing of the no he wasn’t fighting over a [ __ ] boat oh my God yes I know only microphone AIO is being broadcast ah it’s a llama it’s a llama what that you are lagging out so

Hard you are lagging on these balls of mine do you know where you’re going yes I always know where I’m going list at s I’m being random it’s because this is filled with us just traveling look out there’s a witch look out there’s a there’s two Big O black oily

M you can talk to the witch she likes you I think she swiped uh was it right on Tinder I don’t jokes on you I don’t have Tinder I did create an account a long time ago on farmersonly.com ask why uh yes so me and Gabriel were [ __ ] around one

Day in my room and he said bro you should like get farmersonly.com and I was like all right bet let’s do it and I created one we searched up like hot farmer dude to as the profile picture but we couldn’t actually uh see any of the photographs or not any of the

Photographs but any messages that we received because you had to pay a subscription sucks yeah bro skeleton just popped around a tree and shot me all right I know for a fact that we’re oh wait that this is just the jungle biome that we H uh let’s that look out there’s a witch

Boat I boat please you [ __ ] you don’t even know where we’re going you’re right I don’t oh God damn it this is not what I wanted well I guess we’re defending this village now oh dude okay get out this Marsh God damn it he wasn’t thinking okay here’s what

We’re going to do we’re going to find the nearest chest we’re going to shove all of our as much [ __ ] as we have on it then we’re going to have to sort through that [ __ ] I a bed and uh respawn oh just have a nap no just set your spawn here in case

We die oh Fair why do you have a [ __ ] B who they [ __ ] the bed where’s a oh it’s so good to have a looting sword they drop so much shit’s a this is stupid I’m actually confused there’s no bed here I’ll just mine this

Hay I’m helping out as you did I find the only bed did you check any of these houses I’ve I’ve gotten I’ve not gotten I’ve checked every house I’ve come to cuz this one oh [ __ ] no it doesn’t I don’t get it I don’t get it this one has a bed

Ow ow ow ow ow ow can you like block up any of the houses that the villagers are in please like that one I got you oh [ __ ] [ __ ] there [ __ ] there okay he’s blocked he’s not going Anywhere I need something to Marshall give me something to eat that should be more than Enough together where are they oh they’re over here they’re reenacting the battle at Delaware we’re reenacting dday right now except we were the one German with the kar98 I am out of ammo drowned I swear to God [ __ ] off dude I hope I W I would like to wish

A drown every drown a very merry suck my big fat juicy wiener kind I Know I knew we should have just ran into the forest but no watch out for the Witch she’s trying to SC you himank him I go under him in water he can’t go in water die Jesus colle all the loot inventory space allot of villagers are zombies we can use this to our Advantage well at least we’re getting a lot of money the trade when we get back home lot of witches right there there’s a lot of witches right there uh take out the oh [ __ ] all right fine kill them quickly I’m going to die I’m going to die I’m going to die help

No run run run oh [ __ ] she got from me uh thank you for leading her to me lat I’m a good friend what what can I say why did you why did you jump quit going towards me right here okay okay okay okay okay

Cuz I need to heal and I would like to not die I have 29 levels witch was like the witch was like the witch was like I’m going to pull a [ __ ] move [ __ ] the witches are killing everyone bro the the Womanhood of the witches came from the

Woods I guess they don’t like pillers either where’s this one left I hear it iron sword you know what that it would be pagers if you would uh pick up the loot please inventory full here here here here here I’m going give you some No collect this right here never mind she poisoned me again that [ __ ] should have brought me you ho how did he get in here [ __ ] there’s a lot of V how the [ __ ] did that zombie open the door uh Marshall we’re in trouble look off the window you know if I had protection 4 this would be way easier to deal with well you

I it would be a great idea to go to the Village but moyang said that they’re gay oh Le way I’m blocking the door by the way uh make sure you shut the door you piece of poo help me sh shoot please die colle the loot please don’t get in front of that

Guy he’s focused on me cuz I’m killing him what is Heckman doing in our boat he’s keeping it warm how kind see the pillagers need to be more threatening dude this is too I mean granted we had a few close calls but this is too easy underwater idiot what you going do

Raver you can’t squ [ __ ] oh Mr evoker you cannot stop me he was about to summon a storm he’s about to summon Damons he about to give you a raging boner for a week ah yes yes Village we know we are the heroes of the village I wish this happened at our

Village but you know that’s fine let’s St get in the boat come on let’s go home I have more misery to do their iron golem is almost destroyed wait a second our stuff your stuff I’m full inventory what do you mean your full inventory I’ll take the apples I have I

Have room for the apples I Room some some of these we don’t need bamboo okay these slime balls are important we can get Glowstone at home and I would like do I even have a hat on I think I do I yeah we can make iron bars okay now we can

Go war heroes you did well what is wrong with you he was dead I like killed him we get free Iron we will repurpose him into a hopper you know after all that God wellat you are a stupid idiot thank you for acknowledging me all right hang on somebody commented in my

YouTube again I’ve been getting a lot of viewers today they’re probably calling us stupid most definitely oh it’s Caitlyn Stone she’s back hello welcome back now welcome back we went to go get slime and it didn’t go super well I regret all of the choices that I’ve

Made cuz we only got 14 slime balls we went 4,000 blocks for disembark who’s grabbing the boat you I don’t have the space either I can get more all right we must Venture forth I recognize this land watermelon we have watermelon at home the watermelon at home have you ever had fried watermelon

I have not o where we’ve been here we definitely we’ve been here this is our this is where we spawned at now it’s a little bit up is it we’ll know when we we I’m pretty sure this is it yeah we’re almost about to oh yeah this is definitely our spawn see there’s

The uh Temple and the uh sand stuff I’ve heard that those uh desert temples have like rooms for doing archaeology but I’m I’m going to be honest I don’t think literally anybody cares about the archaeology thing sure you can find a diamond here or there but come

On why didn’t you just add a crab instead of an armadillo go to Desert town Temple we’ve already done that desert temple our spawn is lit our world spawn is literally at that desert temple like the moment that we spawned we uh we went through it and like and

Ripped out everything dude I would I would have L crab from Sky I would love to have a mud crab amazing yeah Caitlin what do you think about the mob vote recently you know about that right they had the the choice of the uh the penguin the armadillo and the

Crab which one would you like added to the game or did you vote for the armadillo cuz if you did that’s okay I think the crabs should have won cuz crabs are cool we could have made a crustacean Nation tastes like fish though they tast s they tast very close to

Tuna crab does really I’ve had crab buy a Mexican restaurant down the road it’s called Lost troll house she said crab is best I know I’m I’m mad that they’re adding a that’s blasphemy heresy I say like the armadillo gives can help you make wolf armor

That why doesn’t the wolf make you wolf armor like huh why does armadillo make W arm me neither it is quite strange blocks okay how long you going to be streaming for that is a good question we’ve been on all day quite literally yes it’s my I can en doy myself here and

There um oh excuse me I want to say for maybe a few more hours yeah that’s true okay that works actually I do have to to have some things to do like I I think I’m going to stream for a few more hours then I’m going to

Get off I’ve got some models I want to paint or assemble I should say which I don’t think I’m going to do to tonight I’m going to be real d h i need to paint my Warhammer minis I I got this little app on your phone it’s like a painting Citadel or

Something like that Citadel color I know what you’re talking about it’s telling me the colors I need in order to paint them so next payday I think I’m going to get the colors and paint them I actually want to or I want to battle other players that would be fun you’re probably going

To get flored oh yeah I’ve never played the actual game I don’t know the rules so my first battle I’m expecting to get my ass wiped but the good thing about the the entire gimmick or stick of the slanesh units is speed well not speed Movement guess what I can travel across the bo smack you and travel across back to my position and you won’t be able to do anything before your turn actually that sounds like bull crap well they don’t do although the the demon don’t do much damage got like one plus

Wound but their movement is massive so basically they get to just like run around smack you and then run back I see easy way that sounds incredibly annoying I bet they are annoying what to deal with all right I am going down into the dungeon yeah I’m going to take whacka

Mac I’m I’mma whacka Max me some slimes I got 30 apples look at that take some gold and just make aund golden apples 100 I don’t think that’s possible yeah you can we we just got like two gold blocks today oh oh why is there a hole in the

Tunnel oh that was me from earlier why what is wrong with you I wasn’t trying to kill you oh as you can See water so you’re not going to die from water I would hope I’m going to put a creeper in your base I’m going to name him Billy bagin and he’s going to greet you yeah he’s going Bilbo baggin from Lord of the Rings bbo Bilbo yes Bilbo baggin you know or Bilbo I

Bimbo bimbo no that’s not right yes bimbo Bacons you are a bbo no I’m not I’m the furthest thing from what what’s the definition of a bimbo how about you uh Google that okay I got one bone here farmer take the bone do something useful it

P oh [ __ ] H I’m updating my phone actually Mar have to do it my phone’s upda sure okay you know what while I wait while I wait for a slim to spawn down there I will look up what is your pickaxes name oh all right well here

Caitlyn I’mma I’mma help you out if you go to uh the little if you tap on the YouTube video and you hit settings you have to set the quality to advance you have to go to advance and like manually set it to 720p but my pickaxes names are uh smooth

Like butter is my so touch one and pain in my ass is my H Fortune 2 uh one because it was a pain in my ass to get yeah the context behind that he spent like hours grinding levels and he died once too yes that was

Sad it was quite funny I was building my base and he just kept his agonizing screams and the torture he just received from trying to get that many levels very amusing yes I was literally screaming when no one is home I scream yes I’m surprised I’m surprised

Your throat still works why did I thanks for the quality you’re welcome why did I look up monoblock chair what it’s just the it’s [ __ ] lawn chair why is it $500 Jesus that’s a plastic chair I can find it like the local hillbilly store okay what was I looking up oh yeah bimo

Definition there’s a bakery somewhere up in Indian called a Bimbo Bakery I’m not lying they make donuts I believe you I believe you truly all right bimbo now derogatory in what derogatory and informal huh an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman an attractive woman you broke up a little

Bit an attractive but unintelligent or frivolous young woman that is okay so I’m pretty lady that stupid got yes you’re gonna add me after the stream right yeah I will oh okay she’s going to join us Minecraft uh she was going to add my gamertag hey okay okay my basement I’m remodeling my

Basement okay I’m going to go check if any slime spawned our hot for slimes has been unfruitful what if I put it onto hard will they spawn more that’s we could try that’s an idea don’t die on hard if I die I’m going to be I’m going to be pissed I will be

Disappointed uh cuz like they spawn in this entire area I don’t know what I can’t like pull up like a little convenient menu and see what chunk is what is that obstructing it I don’t know Marshall can you invite me to Minecraft it’s not letting me join you off the friends tab I’m

Gonna I’m gonna continue harvesting while listen to the people talk about World War I I get that totally wow I see how it is I didn’t okay let’s see I forget that that Nick is here sometimes until he like shows up and he’s like hey Marshall I was watching Family Guy and Peter

Griffin did a funny F there was one time where I was like trying to get him to play Far Cry 6 and he’s like no bro I’m watching Family Guy and then I hear the [ __ ] Beer I’ve never I’m a he this is your mom’s account is Nick here Nick is not here Nick is the person that you saw in the uh YouTube shorts where I screamed Nick that and he said but I’m a he this is my mom’s account oh okay that makes more

Sense fair enough I was wondering what a lady was doing in my chat why why would you watch me I’m ugly as [ __ ] I don’t think reverse psychology works it’s not reverse psychology I know that I am unattractive he also ate your balls yes he did I’ll never forget that day Nick Ate

My Balls oh [ __ ] why aren’t they spawning where are MLS come on bro I know that they spawn down here I’ve seen it with me on o my basement look good but I’m sucking at it but I’ve seen them spawn over here where is the slime chunk no slime for you

Today you know what I’m going to be I’m going to go over here I’m going to stand ooh Redstone why is getting slime such a pain yeah this sucks well let’s see I’m trying to upgrade my basement to look good I don’t know I need some I need

Some good smooth like butter like creamy Do you think M like your big pickle um well I talked with Miller at the uh here I’m going to tell you some lore behind my big pickle uh that was actually a homemade pickle like we we like grew it we stuck it in a drawer and there was actually it it was

Really good um we ended up throwing it into the river because of course we did [ __ ] that’s not a very nice thing to say little stat my bad you are very very very very very my virgin ears need to get some B bro oh no this is just non Cobble deep

Slate darn it it I talked with him after and yeah he liked my pickles they were really good when uh when summertime rolls around me and my dad are going to make more pickles cuz they were really good they were like you know those vastic piit how they’re just

Like I could have swore I heard slime I’m going insane I’m going insane I just need slime blocks dude no it’s too hard it’s too difficult if I have to flatten this entire area I will see I’m trying to what do I want in my basement

Yeah I do I I do have to add e you for you to be able to join the game’s see what do I want to add to my dungeon I got here’s what you can my D my basement my basement not my dungeon wink if you create a uh PlayStation

Account if you got go onto the the App Store you hit a Playstation app you can create a PlayStation account and you can talk to us for a little bit if you want oh my gosh I’m I’m stupid I’m stupid I’m really really stupid I’m using the wrong

Thing you should ask how old he is so we know who dealing with that is a good question how old are you sir I like this I like this all right like this I don’t know I don’t know when the next time I’m going to stream Minecraft

Is I try to stream something every day but it doesn’t doesn’t always uh go to plan so since we saved the Village from the Pillager raid we still have the emerald icon will it work with our own villagers uh che check if it works with our okay lat you are trading

Sticks you you need to trade I’ve sentenced you to trading sentence I’ve done no I’ve broke no law you have not you are correct but I would like it if you traded with the Villagers and took advantage of this thing take advantage of got it yes preferably try and level up some

Of the armors so that they give us the precious goodies except sticks uh Fletchers why is there just this hole here that could have killed me do they look like we could play Alive by you have dead by daylight hey POG all right my dude how old are you

Cuz that’s that’s the important thing right here I’m not trying to be a creep or anything well now that makes me sound like man I’m going to go get some watering it overthink I’m not overthink am I overthinking it I’m overthinking it okay keep it simple

Stupid I’m I’m stupid I don’t know about the simple part I know that but come on think less how about that think less think less I you know I can’t do that I know it’s difficult for you but I have fath in lad have you dranken any water

Today or is your water poisoned again it’s poison oh my God ah ah this armor helmet projectile protection three respiration three and aqua affinity one ooh level up some of the other uh armors cuz I know that they’ve got goodies I I we need one that sells chest plates seen one

Armor that’s one armor all right let’s see what he said yeah uh oh there’s a third person hello sleepy Moon that’s funny definitely not 11 okay watch your language then what oh yeah weapon you said weapon Smith or you said armor armor yeah if you want I

Think the there’s three no two I think I don’t know not much there is an under man here what are you doing here where did he go nobody Knows it would be so cool if slime spawned now what is preventing them from fawning I am angry hey I spawn a chicken let’s go why won’t they spawn this is annoying should I use my coal on a train with no armor maybe it’s the torch it’s not the

Torches I was looking on the Minecraft wiie and I’ve seen it myself they’ll they will literally spawn on top of the Torches like underneath the ground they do not care it’s when they’re outside that they they SC for some reason I’ve seen them spawn they’re just choosing not to those Grim

Ones I am oh my God what the hell happened on Nick’s Farm what do you mean his potatoes are everywhere the Villers we’ll just ch it up to the villagers no it actually might be the villagers sometimes the villagers just come and wreck your stuff for no

Reason why I want I have my farm underground slime slime slime there’s a slime come Here die I’m stealing Nick’s Nick’s worked hard to get this Co and I’m Tak taking it cuz we need to upgrade the armor that down when you’re down there will you get some Co if you see any I am focused on slime if you see any there’s no slim

Around Oh yes most definitely I shall cuz I stole his entire stock worth it why the armor he the way you level him up you get five emeralds for I don’t know what the [ __ ] he sells then or you get okay what what died okay the other this is

Weap what killer do you me in dead by by daylight um w w I want to say Snoopy oh hello Bubba how are you how are you I want to say the legion yeah yeah yeah yeah he Ms that guy too much he’s I like his movement and gimmick he

Go faster and pallet jump boing I like the movement gimmick okay that’s fair you know I do play Huntress sometimes I’ve gotten better at the hatchet throws I’ve sniped lat’s foot before got his pinky toe I also you made Mastermind which one’s the master oh that’s the uh Wesker yeah

Albert Wesker I made him too he’s very fun of play I agree I just Albert wesker’s fun the infection thing gets on my nerves but I don’t know if you’ve been participating in some of the live streams or watch some of the videos Um it’s whiskin time all right you know what time you know what I could do all right I’ve got an idea so what I’m going to do is I’m going to make this armor I’m just going to mine up here because I need deep slate because eventually is that

Cool 100th comment nice thank you o I want eventually of course my dog wants out she this the literal second the alarm is set man arer you should be the one up here trading with them so you can get XP you know what that’s a good idea I’ll

Give you my sword you get down here and do Slimes I see any okay I’ve got one of the armors on all right you where’s the hole my sword will be in the chest I will be right back I got to go let my dog out and I got to grab my

Gun there’s a slime now but it’s a little one I’ll slay it I must stab this slime die okay hello Snoopy you weren’t just ringing the bell just to ring the bell so I disarmed the alarm so you can try and have a a a shot at stealing my candy

Can now would you you’d never do that all right swords in the chest here you here here’s the emeralds I will be right back hi do you have to go party go party bu oh yes you for we doing okay uh weapon has been acquired I grab gun I always always do whenever

The what I need emeralds where are they oh [ __ ] there you go don’t trade with them you know if you go into your inventory stat you have to drop them further you idiot you [ __ ] look up and drop it just slightly lat you have to look at you

Idiot lat I only have five minutes to do this can you please just drop the whole stack I’m going to assume that was all of them all right congratulations on being sentenced to slime Duty so far it’s been very unadvisable yes you can mine some deep slate uh around if you

Want I will trade with the Villagers and I will blast any odd noise that I hear coming from outside that is not my dog why did you want to farm the slimes stat what why did you want to farm the slimes what’s good 15% never oh yeah

Yeah I recommended that you trade the villagers to get XP that is a factual statement because all of their prices are lowered you’re 10 levels from Trading a little bit so I think you should trade instead of me well I have 30 levels now

But if I get more I can just keep doing level 30 enchantments okay I am going to commit a crime against our constitution but only temporarily because this is an emergency scenario where I only have 5 minutes to get sticks what are you doing I’m leaving

Part of a tree up I will come back and get it one of these days I’ll be able to stream this on my computer oh slime what up budy you’re dead why do you slime takes so long to spawn and why is there a whole bunch of

Scaffolding here oh it’s cuz the tree chopped a lot of it down okay why thing is full oh no so what trading did you accomplish oh let me see I got the armor a armor from novice to journeyman he’s about to be on the next level from Journey man so I did

That anything else not really I was upgrading the armor oh okay 15 slimes balls one slime let’s go that is good I you stop all the coal so we have no Golem please I do not wish to accidentally smack you if if anyone ask we have no idea what happened to the Cole

Indeed all right I I saw that you commented give me a moment I you are not the armor I am looking for I want of the armor some joury man C noise very spooky don’t do that do not make the spooky noise you know they should I just

Thought about it they should add a mob to the caves so it’s actually SP spooky to go into the caves they need to add something to the caves that just makes it way more spooky yeah nothing like a warden but something oh gosh darn it the thing wore off I

Think yeah it just did damn it well I will take advantage of this cheap price oh their discount still persists how many levels do you have um I have 30 right now good okay got to go get my dog I shut and lock the back

Door swear to God if that’s not my dog hey Snoopy hi Bubba okay lat do you have an alarm system I’m pretty sure you do I do okay and I know for a fact that we all should anything fails I have a heater we just blast them a heater’s an understatement I

Can I can rip someone in half at will all right let’s check this comment okay why am I in such a Rush well uh the uh how long have you been mining deep slate for who here take that as compensation yeah no Marshall that wasn’t from uh

This time that was from when I was mining that little that little period of time after I was trying to help you with the Slime balls down and then before I had to leave work so it wasn’t very long looks like all of their discounts are

Still here I’m going to go chop down some trees all right I am now secure sir the perimeter is secure Andy Madison could you do me a favor a flavor freeze if you will not top messages um can you make more uh the what are they the tower thing

Good [ __ ] what are they called scaffolding okay that means I need what string and bamboo yeah okay I know that we have string somewhere I’m looking don’t worry okay thank you you are the best I no okay now I just need to mine that gosh darn it this is not what I

Wanted but it’s what I’ve got so I’ll take it going Me one logs so Madison did you get your Apex stuff done or are you still working on that tomorrow do you want to play dead by daylight um I’m not sure I’m still working on it would it’s a full semester’s worth of work I just try to get at least a little

Bit done every day just so I’m not overloaded in the last few days right I think and I did I did the math with it and I have to get at least three done a day to be done on time this it’s a full semester is worth of work in two weeks is

I until the fifth so nope I ALS I’ve also just looked through all of the chests in our supply area our storage area and there’s not a single piece of string in there did you check all the junk chests there’s in the Town Center that’s what I’m getting to right now

Okay um this dude in my comment section we said that he’s quote definitely not 11 would like to know if we want to play dead by daylight with him tomorrow well if I have time tomorrow I wouldn’t mind but I got work tomorrow yeah I don’t think I can cuz I’ve got I

Think was that tomorrow hang on let me look messages yeah I just unless it’s late at night I just don’t have the time I’ve got I’ve got a doctor’s appointment tomorrow regarding my recent hospital visit well not recent it happened months ago no not months ago last month I can’t

Remember don’t drink bang energy trust me it’s not worth it the bang is not worth the buck it is very bad for you and your heart Marshall you said you needed slime balls yes I know that I know that there was some in that chest I know where they are yeah there’s

68 I think you said you needed a wait there’s 68 yeah oh I just found 30 more H and I have 22 let me see well I grabbed them so oh you you’re right there okay hi also these are the ones that I had in my uh my

Downstairs okay uh I don’t have any more inventory space Oh My Goodness okay sweet we still need more but this is a huge plus uh I need more chests out here gosh darn it just a plum running out of space okay sticks gosh darn it hello oh darn it all of their prices

Went back to normal I’m sad this has been very I’m returning to the surface how many slime balls do you have 42 I need more more balls you calm down there calm down you don’t need that many yes I do I always need that many gosh why did you raise your price

Okay I need more how late would be late at night what time is it for you for me an hour behind no I wasn’t I wasn’t talking to you I’m talking to the dude in my comment section how does one create this do we have any regular furnaces just lying about

I’m pretty sure that we don’t I know that I have one in my base but I don’t know about anywhere else I think theat said that he had a lot of them a lot of what furnaces FES I have some you you can use my base no I I’m making them into uh

Workstations I Oh I thought you meant like uh just to use them no I’m Blast Furnace 1031 them just sitting in his floor for some reason okay around the around this time would be late or 9ish here you go take this take my balls ah thank you for your balls I will create

Blocks okay 13 slime blocks okay then this this is the time that we’d have to wait so you my friend need to get the PlayStation party or Playstation app and make a PlayStation account and then add me on the PlayStation and so that you don’t have an hour latency I need ero

R I run away I think we may be needing more iron soon need more what iron we F to be needing more Iron why must blast furnaces be so expensive Blast Furnace Blast Furnace all right I’m going to search around see if we have any slime blocks just laying about if we do IG I’m going to collect them I’m going to look up on YouTube and see all the materials that I need to craft

Us a device huh huh well that looks like all the Slime unless there’s some hidden away I need these what time is it actually okay my friend though I think it’s time for me to go I’ve been playing all day you know what I think that is a good

Idea I’ve been playing too long I going driving tomorrow loaring how to drive can’t wait it’s going to be fun my mom’s like Oh you’re going to crash stupid people I don’t TR it’s not that I trust you I don’t trust the people I’m like I will look out for stupid drivers I

Will be cautious all right I am oh my brain I will be turning that into a realm soon probably maybe tomorrow going to make it around tomorrow you said uh Yes all right let’s see okay can you invite me again Marshall I just lost connection my internet Just sh on me well that’s because I I’m leaving oh you okay yeah I uh I said that I wasn’t listening I was listening to the person talk about World War I

Boys okay well I thought it was my internet cuz it said one I Lo connection and two it also said on my computer it also kicked me out of that for a network error at the same time so oh I got you oh it just did it again the

[ __ ] okay I guess I’m not answering that question every time I answer that question it just kicks me out all right Okay Madison I will see you later see you later I’ll turn this into a real eventually then you can play on it whatever okay all right until then adios [ __ ] y