EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE – 2 Bros, 1 Game!

I need to turn that off all I’m recording now so watch what yall say bro I need it I’m actually I’m oh I see you hi you’re Steve look at the top of the mountain you big idiot I’m on the bottom come down I’m collecting well I’m

Trying to fix my stuff first another wonderful twoos episode I I do not want an intro I do not want an intro like that I actually die every time Hello everybody welcome back to another video bro I’m actually GNA start crying I’m I only ever do that

For solo videos or like some collabs but I don’t like do it that’s I don’t make it I just go hi everyone welcome back to this today we’re playing this that’s literally my entire intro I will not have one I it’s literally if you see the game I’ll have

It in my description I’ll just have my description that’s it I don’t give [ __ ] they change my controls any way to any way to make Minecraft not a slideshow uh yeah why do you look look at me real quick Happ you look at me get a better

Computer why do you look like you do in real life bro that’s actually crazy y wait okay okay so now I really want to see his skin because I know he’s wearing the he’s wearing like the [ __ ] female character where you at no no no he’s

Steve look at his eyes bro he looks he’s like wait I’m still Farmer Joe you’re like no to me you’re completely black bro well at least where where I’m standing like you’re what’s wrong with that I’m still Farmer Joe on my screen farmer Alex I’m say Alex to me I can I

Can I can see all skins I can tell you that cuz you’re completely black skin for me see SK yeah um I’m about to die well then get get your over here get your okay okay what what do I look like your screen yeah you’re pure black pure pitch yeah yeah you’re Cap’s

Farmer Joe to me who’s farmer Jo y’all y’all seeing weird bro wait are are you using lunar happy no I’m not using lunar what are you using the default browser you [ __ ] lizard you guys want some you guys want some meat why a smoker how used for food smoker is for

Food okay it smokes them faster but also takes up fuel faster I that’s why that’s why I put in Wood I don’t eat pork IR or you don’t eat pork bro I found but there’s a village by the way like right where’s my render distance my favorite food oh yeah I got

To put it in Quake Pro bro no I’m gonna go like 90 quaker I’m GNA do it to chunks okay guys the monsters are coming out they’re going to try and steal your taxes don’t let them the monsters are going to start coming in out of us soon whoa hey

Man if you don’t calm down I’m gonna bring out the monster I this filter is so realistic wait do you know that if you just hold Q you can just spit it all out you didn’t know that hold up I’m GNA fix my skin I’m going to fix my skin

We’re making our own little village guys I actually do want to create like a little base for all of us to share I’m not living here [ __ ] is in ancient Italy settings shut up bro sorry Sor we’re building a village guys I’m not living here bro broy ancient colonizers be look at a

Place to say hell yeah colonizer look at this and say hell yeah that’s such a stupid joke why am I laughing at my own joke it’s so stupid bro is good okay so I I can see why you’re alive now oh I’m not that was I’m not that dumb

But you’re good though it’s dumb as P wow forg that that EXC okay I’m gonna look for a new Minecraft stre real quick and then I’m I’m gonna try and remember how to do minec I’m the bad guy let’s say let’s say hypothetically let’s say dude I’m

Hypothetically you should do that okay I have I have two BS but guys I am colonizing the nearby Village as my own I’m god um you weren’t supposed to see that of course you’re colonizing you colonizer wait what what what is creeper and is keeping it God damn it wasn’t that funny

Cho it wasn’t that funny bro I hate the orange colored beds whoa you hate Trump dude I do too it’s okay I hate Trump that was why was that such a fake laugh laughs laughs in Republican laughs in Republican laughs in I don’t really give a [ __ ] save thank you thank you America

Hello America hello everybody that is cursed guys I have uh three stacks of bread how do you have so much bread there’s a I got three stacks of bread bro life guys guys life is like a sandwich no matter which way you flip it the bread always go first is Roblox wait

I want to hear what I want to hear his wisdom guys life f is wisdom yeah life is like a sandwich no matter which way you flip it the bread first I’m sorry it was a joke it was a joke promise it was a joke please please I’m sorry but

DM Bro Look at bro lost his thought for real a skeleton hi Skelly I’m drifting a drag car drifting a drag car I don’t bro we got a pig God damn you call Happy a pig he did not even squeal bro yeah that was scared

Me my cat came into my room and he like I got scared by some P I am scared anywhere scar I am scared of women Whoa man whoa why can’t I burn wood oh I got to burn logs not wood guys look oh I want this this is who just

Fored bro I heard that that was oh wait went that was me I got to burn logs that’s the wrong kind of logs bro oh oh it was a joke it was aoke sponge boy mebob I’m I never eat that Arby I’m fing dying when are you joining

Under we need more people on This Server B I’m trying to get my skin I don’t know what to flip flip me when I me when I’m boring I’m trying to put my skin on uh POV zombie zombie that iron is not yours you are mine you are mine you are mine

Dude tell me we aren’t a hive M bro this [ __ ] is actually wild I didn’t find it funny Bubba hubba hubba Hub buba hubba the gum HBY Bubby all right guys um I got only a little bit of iron I definitely don’t have full uh not full I

Have like a chest plate you should kill yourself I’m want an a krillan I’m want an a krillion of course of course the colonizer is taking all the valuable materials or minerals how about you start how how about you learn how to speak and then you can start roasting us

I failed I failed English all right it is my hold up I’m not doing this anymore this thing is asking me a survey and I just want to download a skin [ __ ] this they’re like answer this survey I’m like hell to the are you gay wait before you back out

You could have just won a bazillion dollars you could remember guys % of gamblers quit before they never back down never give up never back down never what before you stop gambling that’s what every Gambler says could have won a billion dollars I do not care I do not

Care a creeper hurt me I should have saved ski toilet instead bro creeper oh man so we looking for diamonds that’s funny I’m in the safe cave looking for miners huh dream yes sir you said it wrong right listen I’m not a dork wee like the rest of you guys

Right that was that was the worst time to have yes sir crial the [ __ ] FNAF VHS file thing dude FNAF VHS is actually really cool I actually like ionically like that stuff criminal if I get one more [ __ ] Starfield app this game have that game no what

Every I found a Le company Minecraft skin I found a lethal company Minecraft skin bro always excited bro have yall seen have y’all oh two bros two bros two Bros I have enough money to buy company right yo sweet I put an idea I want to die what a bloody

Day I’m going to actually do that you know what okay I’m off I’m get on with it come on hurry up waiting on I got to cook up the phony real quick before bro got to cook let him cook let him cook sorry I we’ve had finals today so I’m kind of

Like dead you know I I I I don’t remember I don’t remember I’m kind of like okay I found a parrot I found a I found a jungle where how far away are you you’re right next to a cliff where did you find the jungle hold on a second oh

Sh like a to a flame flame I keep forgetting that happy is actually black that’s actually funny bro you’re find the jungle GNA swing out of the trees Shakira shut up bro as soon as soon as you screamed I heard a sheep there’s bamboo here well well hey uh yandere uh we need

We’re going to start building a little base need your help we’re going to start building little Huts we’re going to we’re going to be living we’re going to be living life is good I yeah we live in like a chair ke and is shut up bro this is already so unhanded we

Barely even started bro this [ __ ] is crazy I’m found a ruin nether portal where are you dud is I’m making a I’m making a shovel bro where are you Happy’s doing a little bit of exploring yo bro I just mind a little bit while you were offline you guys

Really thought I was joking when I said colonizer I am the colon well at least can you mark the can you mark the quarts at least so we can try to find it later oh no the natives don’t like me help British people be like the Brit uh oh the British don’t like

Me yeah I don’t think they like how they how I uh how I they don’t like us just build some Churches and convert them to catholism and if they don’t like us then then just like burn him at the steak that’ll teach him a lesson true burn him

On a cross well actually never mind last time we did that he came back 3 days later bro I don’t think we want to do that again no no wait we never burn Jesus um oh yeah they they they roasted them pretty good oh your mom yeah okay step oh

Yeah we’re g to cut you up blood they don’t say blood why you oh Jesus we going to cut you up fam real nice unless you give a pair of those loafers you got on loafers what is he wearing bread yeah loafer is his shoes bread bro yeah his shoes be made of

Bread cuz you be getting all that bread [ __ ] you all about BR come on man is that why they killed him was because they he walked into the they jump they jumping me they jump in me I found an ocean monument and then he came back and he like I got jumped in

La bro bro bro came back and said whoever PR on my downfall stop it y’all won like that’s favorite BR whoever be praying on my BF stop it y’all won why we should crucifix Jesus number one I have a crucifix number two he’s like right there he’s Wily white there he’s white

There why shouldn’t I jesus got Jesus got hung up by some four-year-olds whoa bro actually he can do so much stuff that I can’t that’s not fair you know technically if if your if your prayers don’t get answered did you just like get ghosted by God oh dud yet

Bro it’s like oh dude bro my my thinking is on a whole another level you don’t understand I’m GNA smile like Smitt on the spot bro guys I found a Sahara Desert bro bro is the wandering well I’m the top of tur where pretty girls run when you know

Around floating island [ __ ] what at this point bro’s gonna find Athena I said Athena dumbass Athena leave me alone Athena I don’t think they said that that’s probably guys um you um guys you weren’t supposed to see that phom mods B that guy and blow his [ __ ] ass no stickle his feet

What bro what oh my bro I would that yonder how long does it take you to hop on Jesus I was talking to a different account so I didn’t have Minecraft on account you guys don’t understand right he’s running a laptop he has to have like five different fans all blowing it

And they’re all extra all they’re all box fans he doesn’t have any fans inside what I was doing it’s not what I was doing I’m one of his fans okay I’m one in a krillion okay you simp leave me alone leave me alone yo leave me

Alone D bro we we Canard there’s so we’re in like the perfect spawn there’s a village right there there’s a bunch of animals a bunch of trees De Forest Station oh my God you mean the village that I pillaged I be pillaged I be ar I be pillaging the villagers there should

Be a mod where we should uh we should be able to like cut the villagers heads off and put them on a steak what the [ __ ] Zing no I Ziggy Zumba don’t listen to the voices my good say I Ziggy yeah you you’re gonna be theck Jes we’re gonna crucify two bros

Man found the edge of the universe my crucify found another Village this is so w this is so ski toilet Ohio in the baby gr all right shut the long the longer it takes for yor to join and help the more I’m just going to make him go mentally insane I’m opening the

Game climing entering I’m in my computer isn’t like loading so I’m at the edge of the universe right now in the heaven made in fortnite made in Ohio that okay that wasn’t funny I don’t really okay [ __ ] it’s what the [ __ ] is it

Trying to do oh my God oh my God oh God I found that um found that one biome I found that one biome dude I love that biome it’s like I found that one biome oh [ __ ] [ __ ] my oh [ __ ] my bad dude I’m I’m accidentally just stripping their house like there’s just

Going to be random patches of stripped logs I love fortnite stripping in their house I knew you going to say some [ __ ] like that I knew you’re going to [ __ ] say some [ __ ] like that actually go kill yourself you know what do you got know I had to pull it out

Whoa no no no no no wait wa wait wait wait what do you got for me Mr me pointing out an UNO reverse card me pulling out guys I found pumpkins I found watermelon so like where are you where me whipping out an UNO reverse card as I get shot I

Actually don’t back out me pulling outs and having a child oh no what wait how does that work the plan the plan plan C plan [ __ ] plan Z what are you talking about that [ __ ] that bro that song goes hard like unironically actually goes pretty hard Plantation okay okay buddy monkey Plantation

Whoa that buddy bro I’m recording you can’t say stuff like that bro saying about a spider farm a spider spider farm is crazy yeah all right this buet says nothing good I’m gonna raid it later I’m G to kill everyone later blow it blow it up blow it up blow everything up

Blow valubles sounds familiar sorry I’m going to steal a bell guys I found an Arctic Zone like oh my god dude this guy’s a Goofy Goober him no mods mods pH is stalking with Cole I’m gonna go into a cave what are you a monster yes I’m friend with the

Mon Monsters how should I feel creatures liy here through the window so you can tell who you can tell how person is mentally well um depending on what they hear when they hear monster you either hear the uh what’s it called ah feel like a monster I was just about

To say I I I hear that song dude I used to love Ghost Rider and that’s literally the only song i’ hear G ghost he doesn’t you know he doesn’t ride ghosts he just like rides a motorcycles why they call him a motorcycle rider cuz he’s a ghost he’s riding him

He’s riding that cycle I don’t even know you can do that he’s doing the impossible he’s riding him dude how long do it take to like get your account out man guys I I might have just found a deep dark I hope you did I hope you’d

Die damn what that that’s so not they pulled up the whole gang on me they jumping me they jumping me I’m help help me like getting jumped by the Crips canid I’m [ __ ] inro can I’m [ __ ] in the deep dark bro can’t [ __ ] in Sweden Minecraft the Detroit update

Bro you’re not they just take a launcher you just can’t play the game update i’ be [ __ ] every now and then will take your a Fool’s update uh zombies will just walk up and take your [ __ ] they just add the [ __ ] loot oh no no every now and your your your

House your your house your house just [ __ ] disappears I found diamonds finally Diamond I found diamonds it’s it’s the [ __ ] it’s the [ __ ] uh what’s it called the Ghost Rider Shak wagging his finger okay Broly from [ __ ] Dragon Ball Jesus Christ kots this house is all mine oh no

Bro oh no bro oh my God I got my head in the pickle jar I told you head muscles oh [ __ ] oh oh oh [ __ ] A musclean like that we’re cool Benson you already have an iron pick Jesus Christ I also have full iron dude he’s literally the TR

That guy is dead oh no I killed that guy he’s dead I killed him bro no hold on I just want y’all to look at my screen real quick cuz no we’re playing Minecraft but look at it it’s so gross up okay I’m sorry no lik oh you already

Found diamonds what the [ __ ] no leave me alone pop off my dick Hop Off mine already that bro is speed running bro is actually speed rning literally bro wait if I find a lava pool I can actually make another I swear to God we started the server

Literally like today and you already be like he guys I found everything bro was going to [ __ ] find an emerald that’s just gonna be crazy okay well you didn’t let me get full netherite last night so I’m gonna do it today hi Kitty you can has cheeseburger my cat’s on me right now

It’s so adorable he’s he’s whoa who hey buddy hey hey hey hey hey hey all like the the guy where it’s like the video of the guy where he goes Burger get the [ __ ] off of me God damn was that was that the stock burp sound effects bro that was not

Stuck at all that was that was happy that was all happy that sounded like the no no no oh oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my goodness oh my God oh my goodness gracious how you like that how you like them app

Give me one of those I about one of these and take a that I want an Apple hey Apple all my fellas did you have did you have to marry your first app you had to marry your first all right guys I’m about to make I’m about to make a nether port about

To can you keep counting down I’m almost finished what wa it’s cting up I’m dumb I’m not going to help you not I will what wait no hold on wait no bro was like no actually wait no that’s gay never mind can this guy just give up already

Like your car’s almost broken me me when I see a suicidal person I got the suicide squad holy [ __ ] yandere Jesus when are you gonna join bro suck dick give me a [ __ ] minute it’s been a minute it’s been like 10 minutes he already has he’s taking the entire time you’ve been the

Entire time you’ve been gone happy has found diamonds that’s all I’m saying I don’t give a [ __ ] I don’t give a [ __ ] that I don’t give a [ __ ] that was a wet one one two okay I can’t one two three four I know you’re one two mck my Sho three four buckle some

More five six Nike kicks but is watching a tutorial he’s trying he’s trying to make a nether portal with the [ __ ] uh lava and iron trick or lava and water trick bro is studying bro is like thinking bro’s got his glasses on was there a spider on my pinky there

Is a spider on my pinky Hello whoa Roo said yourself I was I was hungry he’s kind of crunchy tell hey who just shot me that’s not nice mean when I’m in Detroit it takes it out and throws it back throws it back I don’t where’d you get that Crown

Bro I think I I think I got a [ __ ] virus because I just had a thing that was taking up 80% of my CPU how you’re all you’re doing is installing a goddamn skin bro no okay I went to some [ __ ] website and that gave me a [ __ ] virus

80% of my CPU dog okay I fixed it I fixed it but holy [ __ ] does any you be joining us now well if you oh no way this guy’s actually helping you you’re blowing up tomorrow you’re gonna wake up and you’re gonna implode damn godamn that’d be a way to go

Out [ __ ] day and victory for the OG really do it I would don’t be scared don’t be scared don’t be alarmed but I may or may not be committing war crimes I got to restart my [ __ ] computer think it’s a little bit worse than war crimes well I’m my computer loading okay

And no sir you’re getting back here right now do lethal company Minecraft mod went what the [ __ ] you’re getting arrested buddy you’re not ready not you happy not yet whoa what did blood mean by that I’m gonna go get full nether yeah I did I did a little bit of mining off

Camera um you could call it that looking for miners you’re playing Minecraft in the cave looking for diamonds that’s funny I’m in the same cave looking for miners it’s my sexual attraction to it’s per it’s grippy is that what you said no what did you say I need did you say it’s grippy

No no it wasn’t me it ain’t me it wasn’t me I promise I promise it was yeah we’re street racing we’re street racing buddy come on jokes on you I’m a cop you and me right now jokes on you I’m I’m the Georgia State Patrol oh no not GSP not GSP yeah

They’re L like put your hands against your back and get beside that wall GSP is touching me he’s touch is really like the embodiment of like I’ll chase you to the end of the Earth get back here shocker you know like that one video oh my God Budd that

That was such a good show guys you’re making me look like a dummy I we a making you you all by yourself bro what am I talking about you’re making me look like a nice person yeah happy I I don’t care if you’re black you can’t be say that he

Said he doesn’t care if you’re you’re already made diamond armor what the leave me alone get off of my we just started Jesus Christ I don’t care I’m Banning I’m Banning this [ __ ] off the server he’s taking all the credit Jesus Christ leave me alone blood we just

Started Jesus Christ get better get better I’m playing the game normally blood is like it’s like that M where it’s like uh [ __ ] I forget uhhuh wow that’s funny that actually is kind of funny not gonna lie whoa that me without you is crazy are you taking show without me

Oh buddy oh buddy I hit him a little bit too hard for the back guys I watch Mega what did you say I bro got I I hit it a bit too hard my fault OG G I don’t to be like dud his back is literally gave did dog like pause your

Back bro is doing what to The Backs oh round two B yeah dude you’re the most sus person frog nuh you know there’s Teddy yeah but like I haven’t talked to Teddy like we have yeah you you like say it normally but it’s like so out of context frog just be

Hating on everybody for no reason frog a hater for real he loves he loves he loves pry negativity bro yes sir damn right I dote negativity whoa okay I thought you g a lot different I was like okay yeah you wish he did that like yeah

Come on man say it I want to hear you no no no no no organ isn’t racist is a different I respect all men women and normal people not children normal people what is considered as normal like well I me white man with blonde hair and blue eyes you can’t forget the blue

Eyes okay that’s [ __ ] I okay all right guys I made I made I made a diamond chest plate and I have six diamonds to spare is for me um maybe donate donate to the poor maybe P for the poor please sir may I have some more you can want any of my money

Stop touching me dude I don’t care how shitty the trolls movie was those two guys were actually like the funniest [ __ ] part of the movie oh buddy yeah you’re right I hate buddy I’m gonna kick you off this [ __ ] server bro don’t don’t don’t be testing don’t be tting don’t test don’t

Test the alpha don’t test the alpha me bro I’m the one I’m the one with the snazzy outfit okay der B looking hell well that’s why I got I I even stronger it’s called the banhammer No No I called un unlawful search and seizure okay unal un lethal th and ther th and

Thf is yandere still here like I don’t want to restart his [ __ ] computer yeah I have to go restart my computer he’s literally building a new house I to go me I gota restart my computer and he because it’s just the whole ass [ __ ] house the computer is

Still [ __ ] dead house is just Bare Bones he’s like okay guys I’m back I’m back guys all right guys I’m full diamond it’s a joke you’re already full diamond okay it’s a joke it’s a joke Kakarot all right I got diamond axe diamond pickaxe uh Diamond chest plate

And I’m about to get iron light I’m gonna kill you why just get better play the game with me bro I need help okay when I said I was colonizing I meant everything not just people bro said everything is as it should be mine oh no I’m die bro literally said

Bro said what’s yours is mine and what’s mine is mine communism arm actually is that not no it’s socialism communism is Everything Is Ours um actually it’s just ISM ISM that see communism is just what yours is mine all right guys what’s your what’s your um what’s your course you in my country

A de so give me everything you U my coordinations um good job thank you for driving right into me hold I’m text hold on what is your coordination I’m texting at Jesus Christ oh my God where where’s Jesus H Christ 11 x Jesus [ __ ] I can’t read 11x 70 y29 Z

11x yeah BR I’m I’m at 1,000x get your ass back over here uh uh okay what’s what’s stop colonizing the land uh negative 28 bro I’m at negative 1,121 blood is in the mines BR I was on a mission to find the [ __ ] I I I was literally just about

To say to some [ __ ] you completely not he was not successful I was not I found some I found some diamonds but like never waste your diamonds on a hoe remember that right baby stop they want me they want me if you say on baby again I’m gonna turn you

Into a [ __ ] baby bro baby I about to say do the Ash Ash Ash baby Ash baby Ash baby oh yeah oh yeah hey y’all remember that time on December 5th bro what the f what the [ __ ] is this like a Family Guy type ass clip bro you remember yeah

Y’all remember the time G [ __ ] do a cutaway bro godd damn y’all remember the time remember that I love family guys so much you dork loser oh my God I’m I have to I have to play with a resource pack that literally turns everything into one pixel so my computer doesn’t

Explode that’s [ __ ] hilarious leave me alone leave me alone Shakira I’m making I’m making the SL the I’m about to keep on Counting I’m almost finished hey that’s not very amazing of you that’s not very Never Back shut the [ __ ] up Never back down that’s not very

Skiy of you bro come on all right I got I got three gold blocks this video is gonna be [ __ ] wild bro I kind of want to leave it unedited because this [ __ ] is funny as hell oh you have to edit most of the curse words out you have to edit I’m I’m

A little bit of a sailor I little bit of a curse word myself I’ve done this once or twice in my history oh I found I found the um the ocean Monument again why is blood poging like every 10 seconds oh my God oh my I found diamonds

Oh my God I found gold I found emeralds I found everything but but yet he can’t find the one piece bro he can’t find I’m gonna find the one piece on God he will if I can find diamonds I can find the one piece is locked in guys I I

Can’t I can’t go to your location that’s I found one bro bro is mogging right now bro looks maxing right now bro it’s Edge maxing right now bro I found a whole desert was like what the [ __ ] did I just laugh at I thought I just found a stronghold I’m G be

Honest blood is finding like bro is working backwards was the equivalent of doing side quests before even completing the main game bro I don’t know where I’m at I’m just this wouldn’t have I’m at this wouldn’t have happened if you just [ __ ] played the game I am playing the game I’m just

13 steps ahead of you like just get better I’m sorry yeah you better be we’re not doing that I found a lush cave I’ll be right back guys me when I see your mom oh my God that was so funny that was look out your no leave me

Alone why’ you say like a reg gu action bro said leave me alone man leave me alone my buba that’s got to be racist B no bumba clut literally just means dumbass like in in in Jamaican bum clut bumba clut you a bu CL stick out [ __ ] for the

Rler he so uh T Bros what um you already know what I’m gonna ask I’ve been busy playing Minecraft course we’re we’re on our we’re on our three-w M we’re we’re on our three week Minecraft phas bro come on what you guys are playing play the

Story I’m already on DLC okay God damn bro working backwards we’re it’s the DLC and said I have no idea what the [ __ ] is happening all right is going a little bit too fast I mean I am still growing and I’m like basically six foot probably it’s

Crazy I’m probably six foot I don’t really know I said God ew gross leave me alone leave me alone mom try to say bomba clap challenge level impossible why you say my friend why is [ __ ] John Ken bro why you my reest why you s my friend request you be my

Friend got like oiled up F boys in the [ __ ] shut the [ __ ] up happy bro blood is going insane look got the and now for my next trick your mom oh oh my God I just ran into a cow I’ll say that that’s good that’s good guys I found a panda

Again I’m gonna name him John John John I become a panda Arthur become a panda you know I was thinking more of a like a JF Kish kind of scenario but that works John goodbye John Arthur I become I become a panda I need help love Panda

Arthur I’m in I’m in fortnite Arthur dude if we get Red Dead if we get Red Dead in [ __ ] fortnite I’m gonna kill myself live on stream guys I’mma do everything I have some news for you buddy no it can’t be it can be and it has be don’t tou me

Boy sh your philosoph ass forgot that who wants my riches who wants my riches what’s what’s your Y coordinates again what’s your y coordinat what’s all your coordinates again 40 673 negative three oh my God I’m really close I’m at 400 negative 400 so close you know who else is close me keep

Counting oh my God I’m glitched in the back that whoa AR we all I’m stuck I’m stuck help me guys I found the I found the village I colonized I found the one pie I’m home where’s my shovel that’s I’m me when I’m farming boy how long does it take to restart his

Computer 24 days he probably has my computer you know my computer took literally five minutes time to restart well that’s still it’s been more than five minutes and he’s still not here okay well maybe his computer’s a little bit on the older side almost as

Old as your mom it is not it is not I hate you okay I hate you hi two brosies yeah yeah take broke look at me I’m I’m rich I’m rich yeah you broke you broke hey get away ah oh I thought it was an actual hole for a second I got

Scared for I toally got scared for a second I thought that actually dug a hole let see what was scary bro Hey where’s my bed look in the back I’m not sleeping next to these guys I’m building my own there’s no one here I’ll take this one no you [ __ ]

That’s mine can just steal my [ __ ] I thought this was your bet no this is I’m talking like the whole all of this is mine I I found this I built this [ __ ] B oh okay okay okay all right where’s the serve I’m GNA kick you off real quick where are you players

Players I got you uhuh oh I see you there you are happy R1 I can kill you I can starve you oh my God I get St [ __ ] me please look at my eyes look at my eyes please stop this madness get to sleeping boy I can’t I’ll feed you I’ll feed you

There you go oh I thinkk you good sir like get to sleep I going to sleep look at my eyes I saw it they look so [ __ ] stupid just stop my eyes areful hey I’m still starving I fed you want this bread wait what can I

Do it’d be Fu you got a Unbreaking two golden helmet nine no get off get out of my inventory that silk touch pickaxe is crazy no you’re not supposed to know that this is cheating get in the bed oh my bad I don’t want anymore I don’t think I want to be here

Anymore I’m uncomfortable I can’t breathe I can’t I can’t breathe holy [ __ ] I I was I didn’t mean it like that I didn’t I’m going toize again I mean like I a mean like that I mean like that I can’t breathe oh my God I can’t

Breathe bro I be it like that it’s [ __ ] crazy get hold on no you’re messing it up you’re messing it up I have a whole system I made this before yeah dude you’re messing everything out I’m making it’s like a [ __ ] it’s like a little M shaft

Thing oh my God bro I couldn’t I swear to I’m gonna [ __ ] starve you again if you keep that up no I’m sorry you starve me because I’m African Amer you can make all the connection you want but yes it’s crazy are you starving because I’m African American are you starving

Because you’re African American are you starving no I’m very well I can kill you with like a button F ass starving I that wasn’t even a question I just already I already knew the answer I just wanted to confirm I actually cannot [ __ ] breathe just like he is

Yeah dude that [ __ ] out of cont just get in the bed we’re so [ __ ] it killed me bro get in the bed hey hey he hey heyy heyy I want to do it no more I want to do this no more I want to

Do it no more can I make my own room yeah you can yeah that’s just like the little Community thing just like I want I want to start making like a hole it’s a community thing but like you know you just stole that bed Hey listen potatoes platata come on

Man okay [ __ ] Mr say villag bro stop [ __ ] giggling over here BR the subtitle said giggle seriously for that what was thatn sniff [ __ ] sound ass bro foraa is p i don’t speak none of that Taco Bell my start wouldn’t be speaking some American

America oh no oh no oh no I’m de we love America zum just farted bro I heard that my are my SE what do you want about have yall seen that not before I beat your ass like I went to do like the messy slide and then

Like he like he skipped over the turf okay sir Eggbert III sir Eggbert is [ __ ] crazy sir Eggbert you never heard of Sir egg the thir he’s only the biggest he’s he’s only the check notes in hand he’s only the he’s lit hello America he’s literally S effect my name

Is my name is Joe Biden hello America kid America who just ate one of my things oh like you’re starving so much oh my God you know I only had like 16 pounds of chicken before I called y’ holy [ __ ] God damn 16 pound only

16 that’s yeah you a you ain’t a real American Boy if you don’t physically fall over there’s a chi there’s a chicken right there also real quick no happy on a serious note in that Village in the there’s one back there um there’s plenty of like livestock they have like a

Livestock villager no we only need King Albert the thir hey look he just gave me an egg right now thank you Eggbert thank you thanks why can’t I it’s not it’s not a phase I promise he’s not he’s not Mexican man when I get bored sorry what the [ __ ] are

You are you like are are you a closeted stripper or something like that’s my side gig side gig is actually [ __ ] crazy no just play bro did a creeper blow up our house like you just left it there I I don’t [ __ ] know man those creepers are creeping man those terrorists are

All around here man damn you see any guy with the green anything shoot it I hate green people I hate green people I hate those foreign aliens I’m about to say be when I see an alien have you seen the Joe Rogan meme where he just looks at it yeah a [ __ ]

Alien spawns then he’s just like [ __ ] mama mama Mama oh yeah was that y what’s good man where he [ __ ] only me and you on the server so like I know but he he talked I heard his voice bro nope he’s hearing the voices he’s hearing the voice they’re getting louder every day I hate these

Terrorists time to play Clos the eyes while going off a I45 I love doing that man so fun kid kid name that y dude there should be a mod to replace the loot bug with the [ __ ] autism creature that way it matches with the whoa where the [ __ ] am I hold on a

Second is this de plate bro where did bro go oh he went up oh I was about to jump down make it no you you’d be dead no you’d be fine you got this you got this my new20 you got this you got this 360 No nice some random guy a JFK one day shut the [ __ ] up bro he ain’t random either you know exactly who he is John wilsy you know one of my teachers in my school is one of his desent the one kind of cool the one of the what assassinations or like what

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Four-year-old headset right now I got it on literally SW I’m working with a four-year-old trying to color this book whoa EDP trying to get a cupcake I’m I’m not looking for a cupcake dog yeah you know you love cupcakes looking at Instagram reals right tell me why I said what was

Her Canon your first mistake was looking at Instagram reals that was your first mistake but it was Mayday from into the spiderverse I found one Diamond are you [ __ ] serious I’m actually G to kill myself it’s just a singular [ __ ] Diamond chippy chippy cha cha mag ch ch cha ch I found three diamonds [ __ ] I only go over here find one [ __ ] oh I found four diamonds I’m gonna kill this [ __ ] man I’m going to five I’m gonna I’m gonna where is it I’m gonna kill you real quick where is it kill I got you no

No no no please please I can open up your Ender Chest it’s actually [ __ ] crazy you have an Ender Chest I don’t oh okay say my name say oh I can teleport you oh six diamonds I can teleport to a random person I can teleport to a random place

In the [ __ ] world it’s actually hilarious that would be good need like no no no hold on I’m about to teleport you to Zer Z Z real quick I have to eat my golden apple I’m lit at half hope you die don’t touch me I do not think bro listen I bro

Listen me I see the Bracken why the [ __ ] did I make an iron axe not a pickaxe my [ __ ] idiot ass well you said I’m why would you say that sou so so rude uh inner peace how long do you think it will take for him to realize that he just got [ __ ]

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Pyman Batman step off step off Batman step off bat Hop Off Batman Hop Off My Dick Batman guys I found seven diamonds I found a kill button No lapis lapis lazuli Laz lapis Lesly blood oh I found eight diamonds on spam this guy no just get good at the game good you’re good right you’re good but you have to get good at it it’s a word trust now cry M be all right crazy you the bird you a

Bird touching my bird he touching me I’m On Fire get some water then I don’t have water idiot you little dingleberry oh it’s a child I found diamonds Four Diamonds oh buddy buddy oh you oh no oh no no no no no

No me when I see a child oh no no no no no not again not again not I’m not going back to jail I’m not going back to jail a having him partner all right so um I would like to say I’ve been on half a heart for less

Than I mean for more than six minutes already that’s I have no food and I’m simply just trying to go you know I had I had food in my chest if you just asked every so nicely could given to you but you’re over here uh you kicked me from

The call so I don’t think we’re on very good terms okay [ __ ] Seth Rogan no Seth Rogan yeah sethan no that’s Seth Rogan the [ __ ] is his name is it Seth Rogan no that’s Seth Rogan the guy yeah it is sethan I was I was I was thinking of Joe Rogan for a

Second yo this stupid skeleton he’s white though chy chy cha cha help help me who’s no one yeah you’re right I got a notification me from a live stream is actually [ __ ] crazy what the [ __ ] was that noise oh no one talks to me don’t touch me no no

Don’t touch me oh he touched me it sounds like we’re playing three different games at once it’s actually [ __ ] crazy we’re playing two give me back shots why did that creeper just suicide ESC I relate to theer the creeper I will wait to I see diamonds my

Neuron has activated I must go back down colonizer neuron I see natives I must colonize I see must must convert yeah must do other things too yeah must steal their children and tickle their feet kill John lenon kill John Butters buts John L’s already dead oh

A actually how it goes or somewhat how it goes kill John Len buts kill John Len how about I kill you instead oh then you lose all my diamonds five my own diamonds Doo how many seven what’s your net worth of diamonds not more than

Seven mine is so I think I think you want me on your team you’re not even on the team you’re [ __ ] straying off the path I’m not I’m literally in the mines that you created I didn’t create the yes I created these mines BR was a real Miner I mean

Technically I am technically I as am I am a real minor no I’m younger than you I’m the real minor I’m actually a real minor you’re 18 you’re 16 dog I’m 15 you’re 15 well I’m the real minor because I’m 14 so no you’re not yes I am aren’t

Eight oh oh no n not anymore you’re not you’re 15 now you’re 15 okay okay I I my birthday is uh next January so so yeah this January birthday BR imagine waiting imagine waiting a whole last year for your [ __ ] birthday bro I [ __ ] hate you what you mean next January January

Is next month this January I mean yeah oh yeah next month du shut up don’t say nothing this absolute bab I’m not a baboon you know I can’t even call you that i’ be considered racist I’m the only B so sad you’re you’re you’re only the you’re the only bad I

Boon oh no don’t bab your goon can I go your bab can I goooo your Gaga you say possibly okay DAV Jones welcome to David Jones Locker welcome to hey can I have a little uh I see your name tag happy hi help I got the whole Mafia on me they jumping me

You know I can scream as loud as I want in my room and I won’t get yelled at unless White Privilege White Privilege I’m literally I mean I am I’m widy you’re white you’re whitewashed you’re white by default yeah I’m black by default I meant to say by like like uh

Default settings but said my [ __ ] said by default oh my God I am the I’m better than Dream well everyone is now as long as you have that pile imagine but until you get punched by uh I mean [ __ ] Gumball Water Gumball [ __ ] water yeah I think you’re chill I’m

About to I’m about to gball your water I’m about to Nico bro if I could do Nicole bro that should be fine as hell right you just made me remember hey you just made me I’ve got something to look up tonight I’ve got material that was a scream of straight fear and like

Disgust please tell me I have enough ladders to make it up if I don’t I’m actually might die wait wait how do you make it back up that’s what I’m looking for too bad continue getting jumped I’m out of ladder I’m not even halfway killing myself I gotta go I gotta go

I’ll be back I’m all alone oh my God I have so many [ __ ] items it’s actually crazy where the hell is taking yand so long there’s no way it takes that [ __ ] long to do all that [ __ ] hello my peoples I have I am not your

People about to say I am not your people CU nice try though [ __ ] I’m out of wood I can’t get up we’re unless do you have any wood on you happy do you have any wood on you he left [ __ ] [ __ ] God damn it I’m stuck in the

Mines well I guess we’re doing it the old fashioned Way me when I me when I ask what comes before you for X you going I have to wait for your [ __ ] ass to get online who who are you talking to you [ __ ] the [ __ ] me come on line for what yeah what the [ __ ] come Al line for what yeah yeah list Say what you going to do I’mma lick your Butt I [ __ ] have you never seen that me bro it’s [ __ ] hilarious you guys I want oh it’s like I want to try something new in the bed ooh what you going to do I’mma lick your butt huh that’s funny funny man hey man you’re funny man hey this guy he’s

Funny okay I think I can do this got to fill in all these when I’m done me when I’m me when I’m in a dut store so why don’t you just get tea launchers you can play Minecraft that’s what I’m doing bro submitted to pirating yeah I support piracy hella much I love

Piracy depends on the game of course I’m like like some games that I’ve been excited to play I won’t pirate but if it’s stuff like [ __ ] Minecraft or Terraria because I’ve already bought Minecraft on my phone and my uh switch and my PS4 so I’m like I’m just

Gonna why what are you g to do you going to call the FBI on me yes [ __ ] I am right now oh you should hear a knock at your door by uh 400 P.M tomorrow 4 P.M tomorrow I got you I’m just going to show you’re you’re just G to see my dumb

Ass um um p is very uh very a wegle so don’t do it motherucker it’s just like a don’t do it bro morning over there buddy I’m stretching don’t take it out of context too bad already out of Context again with the what the [ __ ] was That the goo gag I don’t like that too bad you want me to Google your Gaga I already went to jail what what what what what what what was that say you couldn’t quite hear you my lawyer has advised me to stop yapping here um your honor uh shut the

[ __ ] up you weren’t even there damn dude can you imagine someone actually says that your honor stop talking you weren’t even there 14 years to life you honor League of Legends death oh the classic Minecraft music hell yeah all Right oh yes sirat oh yeah that’s what I want to at blood okay okay buddy you’re so quiet Two Bros cuz I got it I I have everyone has me turned down and plus I got a new mic cover I talk she sounds so sad everyone has me turned down everyone

Has me turned down it’s oh yeah I do I feel on 65 speak again hello yeah it’s good you see how much pop filter does for you bro literally I haven’t turned down to 200 200 I turn down to 200 turn down holy [ __ ] hey bro I don’t like him you want

To join me in Southern and looking at what I the three minutes I was asking if you wanted to join our Minecraft server that we created but we created a Minecraft no we didn’t I did me and Teddy yeah but we have teddy Ash and SK

Skitty and y’all didn’t tell me yeah you never told us this we did no you didn’t like oh I don’t want to play on that yeah the reason why we didn’t want to play was because y’all had treats and [ __ ] enabled or some [ __ ] y on creative

And [ __ ] so I wanted to have achievements this one’s fully survival damn okay I’m a little sick hey guys guys it’s not skid it’s Spectra kinetics infinite Dynamo processor all of those I just [ __ ] died and fell laugher ladder I’m gonna kill myself all right here’s here’s what oh I almost did it

Again he farted somebody farted and I’m not gonna you can’t join me Mr Mr Mister Mr Squidward have a bowl Mr Squidward Junior sounds scary whenever the dog’s there the dog do you have the company yet uh Mr Matt BR blood can blood is not listening at all it’s crazy blood logged in why is he why do he even join VC he’s going to lock in like that

BR cuz we be talking this man he’s just like oh no I’m stuck I’m fine it’s so boring with anyone else on this [ __ ] server bro but someone is against piracy wonder who that could be I think skid has worked I don’t know though you said you hate skid for real I

Said what I said I don’t know if skid had worked or not what the [ __ ] are you on I’ve been trying to talk to you I’ve been trying to I’ve been trying to talk to you and the moment you hear me it’s something that you don’t hear bro

Southern’s trying to be your op right now BR literally bro Hop Off My Dick wait did you say you hate SK bro bro is an Insider bro bro is an Insider that’s what I heard I been trying to talk to you I’m like man it’s so lowely in here

I’m like hey I want but someone’s against piracy I whatever that is and you don’t say [ __ ] and then the moment I say something like I wonder if skid out to work today and you’re like did you just say you hate skid like blood hop off my dick bro no okay I Pause Southern frog try not to sing challenge 100% success fail how dare you R damn those monsters have quite a mash he did the mash they did the monster the monst mash it was the graveyard the graveyard smash they did the mash it got on in the flash the Monster Mash the Monster Mash He did the mesh bro Matt is like [ __ ] like three eons behind with what we’re talking about bro I made a little cart I made a little cart at school and then of seventh period I might have hit a little cart hey thr guys are no

Good yeah but I also ate the I also ate the like 10 minutes ago so I should not be editing a video but I want you’re going to see it when you’re sober and you’re going to be like what the [ __ ] was I on and you’re like this is horrible what was I

On you’re like oh that’s what I was on oh that’s what I was on it’s all fun in games until it’s all fun in games until your until your mom finds out like because I’m recording all this by the way oh yeah yeah we’re sending this to your mom right

Now flip FP this is live feedback we were we were the Ops all along yeah I can’t believe you do this to me don’t do Bros [ __ ] I can’t believe you’ve done this I would do it for funsie ain’t going to cat bro I would I

Would totally report you to the Ops just for funsie bro how do I how do I hold up how do I how do I respond to the op real quick how do I how do I hold up hold up real quick hold up wait a minute hold up wait a minute

Wait a minute something ain’t right this this music is so [ __ ] Majestic Jesus Christ what music are you playing I’m playing Minecraft oh Minecraft music that J my mcra you’re not go I’m so susceptible to Giggles Giggles God damn God bro got the [ __ ] fog horn in his goddamn throat bro hold up now you GNA man you don’t understand dude T Bros dmat joined and he was like you know what southern frog I just realized you are the only person that we don’t have their we don’t

Have their legal name oh I do I know it’s full legal name yeah he does all he does actually know my full legal name which is kind of scary he knows your full legal name I’m being for real I know his first middle and last name which is actually [ __ ] crazy uh oh

You better you better watch out bro with just that info he can hire a hitman you think he can afford a Hitman I can’t yeah it’s it’s only like you calling him broke they gives him more incentive to call it’s like a it’s like 10K for hit

Man what the [ __ ] kind of game are y’all playing Jesus Christ The Hit Man the game series bro I’m playing the I’m playing the hit series Adobe Premiere Pro currently I’m playing the 2020 version I’m playing the hit game man maname you know what if I make a

Game I’m calling it man just man it’s it’s just a normal it’s just GTA but mine is so like the grand theft and auto yeah it’s just the grand theft and the auto it’s not it’s not called man it’s called M it’s not one thing it’s just grand theft and the [Laughter]

Auto so Dum why are you laughing please shut the [ __ ] up please it’s not that funny stop edging your laugh shut the [ __ ] up stop being funny Dash got caught Dash was caught edging in class oh who you went the whole math theory that this must have been massive

Huh Dash got eding in class oh guy from invincibles in wait what what the [ __ ] was that got a malicious laughter bro did you also take down the P Bro goddamn take down sickness come on come on come down got That damn right damn damn damn gay D hold every time I hear D demone it’s dimadon not dimone what the [ __ ] are you on bro you dible doie it’s doy doie literature Club [ __ ] are you on about dork you [ __ ] losing I just get really just [ __ ]

Mean when I hear Dale Deo yeah dale dale dale dale dale Kone the know he a [ __ ] a he already a [ __ ] no he he he a white he a Sean he he wears all white so I don’t actually I don’t want to say he’s not blood [ __ ]

He’s Sean what Clan he’s a part of whoa oh so F some f with her hat way off to the side the only code I like is p and white I think we all know who we’re talking about shut the [ __ ] up Tuesday I open Wednesday my arms were open

Thursday Waiting For Love waiting for love I love that song I love that I love my some di D Dam butter dog butter dog ball with a butter butter ball ball with the butter i g my new dog my new dog called butter ball if he ain’t fat it don’t

Make sense I don’t give a damn I don’t I I don’t give a dam I I don’t di a damn what did I do I don’t di a damn Dome what did you do what Haven what haven’t you done uh your mom yeah the [ __ ] was that loud ass charge

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Amigo I think I’m gonna log off Minecraft wait for everyone else to join all right see you later G