EPIC Minecraft Adventure with CaptainSparklez!

Hey I haven’t done SMP live in a little while sorry about that everybody but welcome back welcome back everyone in the comments when I just posted that random Survival livestream they’re like what are you doing you can’t do this we what we expected SMP live and I’m like

Geez I’m sorry I was doing something different because I wanted to get an episode ready so anyway I know it’s been a little while it’s also been a little while since I’ve streaming they’re probably gonna be a lot of more notification that’s been usual because people are gonna be catching up on that

Stuff but anyway still not a lot of people on the server most of them are still traveling with the whole twitchcon things a lot of the SMP like people went there buzz so it’s probably gonna be a pretty not busy server tonight but we’re still gonna jump on anyway

We’ve got skits Cape and Cara haven’t seen skits cape on there in a very very very very very long a time oh my hip my shaders on the right nail which I need to learn off because they don’t let he use them here but I recorded a new

Episode of another thing today that will by the time this is up on YouTube have already gone out and I forgot to initiate my shaders and then I was like shoot I just finished the episode and I forgot to put my shaders on uh it’s it’s

A whole mess it’s a real whole entire mess of stuff so I’m hoping people will still be willing to watch through even though I don’t have shaders on I’m less concerned about the Obsidian more concerned with what has happened heavy car go zoom we McLaren month it’s purple

And green wait it’s pink on the outside what has happened what has happened what has taken place and why has it taken place why would someone desecrates lightning McPhee and also build Bridget’s uno reverse sans rainbow what has taken place Oh my goodness but why what is it it’s not

Even lightning me feet anymore it’s not even lightning McPhee Denny more it’s what even is it and why is it whatever what is anything why is lightning McPhee didn’t is it what what did huh what happened what happened to lightning McPheeters buried inside of wall and stuff like that what

Why it oh no no no no wait it’s why is it open why is lightning McPhee open what is this why why did you not whoever did this didn’t even finish they didn’t even and then there’s just there’s just other stuff what but I don’t understand I don’t understand

Check under the pink it has what do you mean check under the pink is it normal is it lightning McPhee under the pink no it’s purple and green I saw that on the inside it’s terrible purple and green is the worst fricking color combo as you know whatever dude everyone’s like what

But but Gamora from guardians of the galaxy is purple agreed and Thanos is purple agree look at all the race cars around here purple agreed is a great color combination no it’s not oh my god why are there so many freaking race cars and there’s just wandering traitor level

Which I think has actually been around for a while what are happen poor Lightning McPhee is broken the eyes are covered no dude we can’t just have holes in lightning feet and can I just get rid of what what do you what even are this what even are

This thing I’m getting rid of it I’m just gonna have glass in my base I don’t know what this is still know what this is ridiculous this is an absolute mess an absolute fricking mess oh my god you know I actually had a dream the other day where so there was a

Post on the subreddit this past week that was like Jordan wondering why chickens get de ba two ties would he breeds them and an image of me like throwing eggs in the chicken and I’m like eggs don’t do damage and then I had a dream that it was this weird weird

Surreal realistic dream where someone like proved to me that chickens do in fact get damaged by eggs and my ego was destroyed and I was like this I woke up and I was like that this is way too real dude yeah oh I am I having dreams about

This supposed to have dreams about like flying and stuff you’re not supposed to have dreams about somebody proving you wrong in Minecraft with a like some kind of basic mechanic I’m like I don’t know how did this even happen to me and then like the next day I kind of felt gasps

Later I was like did that actually happened or did it not happen I don’t even know what’s like what life is anymore the soos weird and he shears for all this stuff yeah of course I dreamed about Minecraft dude why wouldn’t I dream about Minecraft okay how dare you

Think that it’s wrong to dream about Minecraft also how do you just go in like not have the final few pieces of wool I mean seriously you’re making me complete your thing I’m assuming that the entirety of the exterior is supposed to be getting covered in the pink wool and then they

Just like didn’t out here but I’m gonna at least seal up this with it’s unbelievable dude lightning like feet I I guess the brow Ridge needs to be completed at least right there you go with a completed lightening McPhee brow Ridge I don’t know I don’t know yeah you

Guys like Minecraft dreams minecraft dreamers are pretty cool dude I haven’t had too many of them but I’ve had it I’ve had a few I’ve had a few oh let’s catch up on a few little notifications and stuff because there are many we gotta keep sipping with the

Two months and enjoying the SP live and learn that zine is okay you find zine very attractive fair enough Ram Roger thanks for the sub buggy smile thank you for the 14 months and yeah sorry it was a few days off and stuff like that Prince Android thanks for 15

Months here to call you a thot for yet another month did you do that before all right angry purple fire thanks for two months true blue dude thanks for 200 speaking of purple and green you should look at the underside of the McClaren minecart what do you mean you mean the

Texturepack minecart don’t you I’m gonna undo this texture pack if there is purple and green on the bottom of that and I haven’t noticed it because oh my god dude who did this who did this I need to know I must know who did this to

Lightning McPhee and I also need to put down the line card on top of something and sit on top of glass and see the underside because if there’s purple and green I’m uninstalling the texture pack get a beacon actually not a bad idea except doesn’t haste require like a

Level three or Sun I don’t even have the iron I don’t know the iron for a beacon I do have the emeralds for it though so yep why don’t I do that actually I actually we don’t have another I don’t even have a beacon okay we’re we’re okay were not what no

Word oh we’re okay we’re okay everything’s fine I was worried for a second I was like what’s we’re okay we’re okay uh like a little worried did someone Fork with my that someone fork with everything okay you how do you even have a profession you guys I don’t even

Know how you got locked up I don’t even know how you guys got in here looting boy how how how did how did you get in here with feather falling and you’re good I don’t know how it’s some of this stuff is hat I guess some of

Them like got into another thing and bro I’m just gonna just confused at this point I don’t know what’s happening anymore but I need to make some fences everything has gone wrong and I don’t know who’s responsible for it and that annoys me I want to know the culprit at

Least I have enough weight okay so hold on a second what is even I know what the idea was behind this I don’t know what it is what I got to go back there though okay um I don’t think he can squeeze through there I don’t think but you might be able to

Like hold up hold up wait I need to do this you get a bed in there wait hold on one I am really concerned really concerned I’m hoping that like whatever this was it kind of just backfired Oh balls wait what have I done what did

I do what did i do what did i do what did i do we’re fine we’re fine everything’s fine no no no no no no date state state state state state actually wait no hold on don’t no no no you guys you guys I need to block now block that

Off there we go okay we’re fine we’re fine we’re fine what is happening what’s happening oh that’s happening that would have been cool that would be cool I have a water bucket on me at least so that’s fun they tried an attempt was made an attempt was failed Wow that was an

Attempt indeed get absolutely destroyed by your lack of success whoever you are yeah all right all’s well all’s well we’re good not even a problem any longer okey-dokey god I was super worried that lava was gonna leap or rounded someone who I didn’t want a lava to pour on you

Know yeah you never want lava to to go on to one of your villager boyos anyway whoa I’m a veteran prank victim that’s a good way to state my history I’m really good at getting demonetised by pranks like you guys hold me in high regard I’m great at getting wrecked so I mean

That’s something to definitely be proud of okay anyway we can now go and oh we gonna fix dates yes okay be fixed all this stuff and sure I’ll just torture real quick nobody spawn back here dude nobody’s won oh god I feel like um I’ve definitely wait a minute all right cool

What the heck is ago what’s going on up here why is this whole thing this is happening oh nothing’s happening up there at all just just prank failure that’s all it’s all just a little bit of prank failure you know you know how it be how

I do and now okay we’re all good I think everything is fine it’s all good wait um did I always have andesite up there did someone raise the roof by one hey so I actually raised up the height of this entire place by one all right

Yeah you made a more spacious some down Thanks thanks whoever did that I appreciate you I can dig it that’s a very nice thing for you to do get a lot of work that like I could have done but that’s anyway okay cool all right all right mending stocks you

Get a bed it’s very exciting you should be you should be stoked about that as for the others though um don’t I don’t know you all ended up in like random places like this but uh I really oh wow protection for protected for 434 it’s not that it’s not

Actually bad he keeps swapping his enchantments actually and then which which point oh you had a thing but you don’t have the thing anymore okay so all you if I got an efficiency than be great because I still don’t have efficiency five on this but well sort that out

Later I know that people are tired of me doing a lot of villager trading they would prefer for me to do other things so you know now that I’m done sorting this whole situation out I will I’ll give it a break give it a rest for a little bit

As much as I would love to continue trading because it’s my life and my destiny people want to see other things and I get that I really do and that’s fine I’m not offended at all yeah but you you definitely want to see some inventory organization because that’s always a a

Fun thing to see offenses that I should actually keep down there just in case a bit the the string in here yes and then what else to Louie put in until they’re all but a gunpowder day a little bit of a redstone torch action button I guess a

Little bit of Bones going in there yeah the wool in the wool chest scaffolding in the scaffolding chest redstone in the redstone chest slowness arrow in the bow chest and I think that takes care of most of the stuff and things yeah let me just patch up the remainder stuff here

Okie dokie cool oh that’s that’s where that button went good good good it’s Huck that button as if it wasn’t even needed and that’s that’s important and that’s important I really I just Ivan I cannot believe that lightning McPhee’s has been turned into an abomination I’m

Sorry if you’re a fan of purple and green you’re wrong you’re wrong it’s just it’s it’s not it’s an a it’s not a it’s not a good I’m gonna trade I’m gonna I can’t I can’t help myself sorry also you need to make an emerald beacon

Anyway so uh yep cool cool we got plenty we got plenty I’m gonna make this by actually I don’t I still don’t know if I ever begun I don’t think I even have the means of making the the purpose of this I didn’t really work out oh I shouldn’t get a beacon

Thanks so then I have to go find another fortress and I’m withers actually wither skeleton spawn they’re actually which probably would never happen you don’t have a beacon it’s a it’s a thing yeah it’s a whole thing I don’t want to steal somebody else’s beacon so you know what

Never mind on that I’m just gonna go mine obsidian it’s gonna be great it’s gonna be great fun all mine obsidian while I’m mining obsidian I will read off the plethora of ample notifications oh man I can’t believe somebody screwed up their prank that head Oh somebody

Told me that Cara had gasps tears right somebody told me that before what I do want to do is I want to get the portal in the hub to feature end crystals which would be super duper yeah Janine you did say that nice nice nice is that if that holds true after

I’m done clearing this out I will definitely catch up and and see if she’s willing to let me purchase some um angry purple fire thanks for 200 I got that um bud night 420 thanks for 500 bits to burn it down I’m not gonna burn down lightning me feet I can’t do that

And I not have a home that’s kind of counterproductive but I am disappointed Bridgette thanks for 200 it’s Michael did the pink he was supposed to change the color completely but he felt it was griefing to do that so he just covered it when it was red don’t know what the

Other stuff so this was two separate things someone freaking cut so Michael covered the pink game before the purple and the green who did the purple in the green because that is a lot of color I don’t have the ability to manufacture that much like that’s that requires ample

Production I cannot believe this has taken place mama bear thank you it’s lamu moo thank you for six months how are you doing I’m okay I was feel weird when you get multiple people asking how are you doing when they come into the stream at different times I’m like do I repeat myself

Just fun ambient noise I’m like do I repeat myself or we’re doing just kind of shorthand it and after on the sequential times I’m just saying I’m doing cool I’m doing good a little bit tired need to go to the gym after I’m done here so I need to maintain some

Amount of energy can’t go on for too long but we’ll see Kiwi thank you for 36 months of subbing Kaos master thinking for 200 bits need any series idea you should bring back survival island like Trinity Island use solo or was een I actually have a new

Series coming out tomorrow but it’s ok because we ended the hardcore random loot drops and we’re starting hardcore random crafting recipes are you ready that’s the one I was talking about where I don’t know if I mentioned it before after I started YouTube recording I think is after because I mentioned

That’d be up a time this goes up on YouTube yeah hardcore random crafting recipes so it’s gonna be a little twist will twist on things but I forgot forgot to turn on shaders on the first episode I’m so dumb God dang it I bet people are gonna be

Like I can’t watch this dude it doesn’t look as pretty as the hardcore with random loot drops I’m like I’ll turn on shaders episode 2 sorry I’m sorry I messed up and then of course the ultimate is hardcore with random loot drops and random crafting recipes so

Just never ever ever ever ever ever ever ends ever in a million years sir Paul thank you for the sub beam master thank you for the 200 bits I had a dream where I met you outside of a chick-fil-a and you just walked out holding a pineapple in each hand I mean

Why else would you go to chick-fil-a other than to just get a couple whole pineapples obviously it was reality thermic waffle thank you for 14 months so sore from an ROTC competition anyway misses the GTA Garry’s Mod beamng Drive and using the water bottle March it would be in the

Second round if quality content stuff or later but it’s not going to be in the first round so I have no estimate on when that is because we’re still working out the first round of stuff but I’ll be the first to let you know when that’s happening lost

Shang’s thank you the sub the Phoenix thank you for two months or three months little cloud thanks for three months silent Requiem thank you for nine months uh your baby’s name is Cher very nice death by farming I mean to monetization by farming thanks for two

Months anonymous thing he would do in a sub gift Jessica thank you for doing a sub gift boring Janine thank you for 200 bits and I proved about that 50% of shenanigans 50% and I’m not sure what that means exactly chaos master thanks for 200 bits not only if you dig the

High roof but you also Oh you also dug the Endocyte oh it was that high roof actually there before okay cool I just thought because the end of site was exposed I didn’t do that because I figured I would have caught it earlier but maybe I just messed up okay

Now we get to get all these sky obsidian mm-hmm nerd out music thank you for 2500 bits trying to contact you about featuring on our upcoming minecraft song or the best means to contact you I mean if you are looking for me like saying or do something in a Minecraft song it’s

Probably gonna be a no cuz I can’t sing or do any of that so unfortunately I’m not a talented vocalist other than maybe talking rapping but then again I generally I don’t know usually just feature in my my solo stuff but you’re free to tweet me and let me

Know what you got I just don’t want to like get up high expectations or anything like that kids soon oh what’s up Pete um kitsune abyss thank you for the sub just a card think of the 200 bit scar has used all her gasps here’s really

God dang it rad VR thank you for the five hundred bits thanks so much for entertaining me for so many years awesome thanks for tuning in for so many years appreciate it new klappa thank you for the two months true blue dude thank you for the two hundred bits if you are

Disappointed in the mine clarin I will fix it live wait so it does have purple and green on the bottom that’s the one who made it true blue dude is one who made the resource pack oh my goodness after random crafting you do random loot table and random crafting you should test

Throwing eggs at chickens see that they do damage chickens okay we’re doing a freaking test when we’re done here alright we’re gonna do frigging tests I don’t see you I can do was my dream actually just a premonition for what is about to take place here cuz I can’t

Handle this I cannot handle this these are not some way obsidian back you know that’s pretty cool dude let’s see TJ Hayes thank you for 200 bits make like a parody and revenge I don’t know who to revenge though I only know Michael did the pink I would assume Cara did the placing

Obsidian back just to whatever get back because she has a tendency to place things of my house that are blocks but yeah I don’t know who to revenge for purple and green dude I have no idea it’s kind of like lightning mcfreak got a Halloween costume or something but

It’s a permanent Halloween costume that can’t be undone so it’s like a Halloween costume but it sucks cuz its permanent Colet thank you for 510 bits and thanks for enjoying watching and stuff Jeanine Dave 200 bits 50% oh the the cheap car a hit thing um

I don’t want to establish a precedent is the only thing but I mean if you if you want okay here’s the thing I have to announce it to everyone this is a one-off thing and only because Jeanine has been an assets that has assisted very much in propagating information

That’s relevant to the enemy and hopefully she doesn’t do the opposite and she only works for our side but yeah sure whatever you can do the the 50% off given that you’ve already contributed the other half even though the rule is supposed to be do it all at

Once and and stuff like that yes anyway the best to five-seven thank you seven months chaos master thank you for 200 bits a nerd out music thanks for 500 bits and just be 8 bar rap talk I am and I cannot give you any sort of definitive answer but I appreciate your interest

Regardless uncle Tolson thank you for upper to set they give you six months oh my god dude I feel like tonight I can’t not stream for several days because what happens is it is just non-stop hey it’s all it is notifications I can’t a man I guess if you’re like a super massive

Streamer it’s tens of thousands of concurrence on a nightly basis you just can’t read them all out I would imagine but yeah I guess I gives us like different times back when Maya night was happening because there was no twitch Prime and all that stuff and it was just

Reading out new subs not Reis ups and stuff it was and I didn’t have you there were no bits there were no donations anything with still donations but I guess it was different I’m like even when there were forty fifty thousand people watching during Maya night there

Were I probably like 10% of the amount of notifications that we get it’s it’s weird Alison they give you 300 bits much appreciated em something something Strom thanks for the sub Bridger thanks for gifting a sub dizi n– me aw thank you for the two hundred bits days good and

Stuff mater thank you for the seven months and magic Merlin thank you for the sub and heisting I see you in in the chat I hope you had a wonderful travel home and stuff like that okay alright who okie-dokie we’re all caught up for at least right

Now question is who who did this to poor lightning McPhee and also I’m gonna say hi to Cara and Pete in the voice chat see she happens to have any guests here it’s potentially maybe perhaps over a quick question does anybody there is hey what’s up anybody possess ghast tears yes what did

You use them on what could possibly be more important than n crystals for me would raise the question you you used n crystals to excavate why what a what what what an absolute waste I’ve never heard of such wasteful spending before I too like to take wads of money and throw

It in the toilet wow what wow what gasps tears or what you should be used to this Jordan when the wealthy throw it around I mean dude they’re flaunting they’re flexing right I’ve never found a gasps the entirety of this series oh my god you’re so bad at

Finding guests then they are so easy so what actually where Jordan I find them I understand you people find a lot of gas around you that’s what I heard if you find a lot of gas gas a lot of gas around you yeah actually I actually

I pass gas on a fig you live fairly I combined two combine two words together fairly and regular on a fig you learn came a regular schedule yes absolutely though it’s uh it’s definitely where do you go for them just go down someone’s they go funneling to the nether and then

You actually find gas that way oh yeah I can find a gas but I’ve never found tears that’s because you’re you’re finding the ones that are just very confident in themselves well whether they’re confident not there’s a farm downstairs and nether I can take you to wait there’s a ghast forum yeah you

Blaze man there’s this difference quite a difference you’re right you’re right you’re right yeah Cara now tenner up bro I’m trying to multi-stream Jordan with Cara okay and the invite is sent but you haven’t accepted is what I see wow that’s rude so Jordan I’ve sent you an invite maybe

You want a moat I actually have no idea where that even shows up I’m twitchy illiterate I’m genuinely twitching oh my gosh oh yeah let me do that for you I’ll do that real fast thank you otherwise oh yeah Jordan how do I help you um how do you help me I

Mean you’re you’re welcome to go and try to find some gas if you would like my mission is simply to add to the flare of the main portal hub from spawn and fulfill its destiny by adding gas tiers ideally for so I could have one or two

On the overworld side and two on the nether side and I think that would be incredible what what’s that okay all right dope dope dope SuperDuper whoo all right I’ll head to the hub all right dope dope dope give me a moment and then I’m gonna head over

There to and stuff one sec you may take two okay all right we got some ketchup to do all right so Janine done a 5k bits here you go Jordan I grant you one free epic hit on the one and only Cara make it a prank and make

It a good one okay so I’m gonna have to do that another time when Cara is not on the server Joseph nlm thank you for the Johanna bits car was doing a Sabbath on Sheba for under sub C had to wear your merch in 600 she had to react to let’s not

Talk about that at 2:00 a.m. it was great why I don’t understand I understand why there’s so much stuff that’s like relating it to me it’s bizarre oh my god mystic tsunami thank you for the 8 months that was your day it was is totally fine my dude totally totally

Good I can’t repeat it for the fifth time but it was totally good master mischief thank you for the seven months this is your friendly scream definitely 4:00 a.m. or something like that absolutely oh boy Kevin soul seer has entered the chat with a hit for Cara and

Hit for Pete oh dear oh dear okay so I need two people want me to see that you can de monetize a chicken and a hit for Pete though really I have to do a hit on Pete why do I have to do a hit on both of them oh my goodness

It so bad I want to just I don’t know why half and socia wants Pete to be demonetized so badly okay we got it I’m gonna no I gotta find a chicken in the wild are there any chickens in the wild because I that’s the only way this

Is gonna work or I have to like free a couple but then the problem isn’t like not gonna be able to break the oh you know what I might be able to do could I do this okay hold on we do this well we’ll let a few into here and then

Hopefully I will be able to frickin place a trench don’t let me place I must place help I must place pants oh no this is problem I have created a breach we got a breach no frickin fence oh Jesus Christ I thought this would work eventually I knew it was okay

Well I might have just divided the chickens in half but that’s totally fine we can just um get some food and then they’ll not all right we’re just gonna do monetize a few not a big no big deal no big deal at all we’ll just get some

Food this way you know you always use a little bit more food on the server sorry guys sorry about this nothing personal nothing personal it’s not doing multiple at a time it’s fine I think it’s the only swing you get one at a time anyway

The idea here is that I just want I want it weird we’re testing out the egg theory once and for all do eggs damage chickens because some people seem convinced of this fact and I don’t know if that’s based in reality or if they exist on another planet all right just

In case we’ve got to test samples here and I can at least okay here we go buds one two three four oh my god chick why just got four chickens in a row what the heck bro it’s still you it’s you it’s always been you I’m not sensing any

Damage here those of you who were so convinced of this come here come here it just all it is is knock-back it’s just knocked by you Vernon hit by an egg in sky wars yeah it’s just knocked back freakin people even says even says on the wiki that eggs don’t

Damage it just says it in fact they’d apparently damaged at one point but it was removed a long long time ago ain’t no freakin damage happening here guys thinking that get freakin up voting something on the subreddit getting it like 800 up votes or something saying Jordan idiot yeah you’re throwing eggs

At chickens that’s why they’re demonetized yeah no no that I’m throwing I’ve thrown two stacks of eggs at this chicken all right you just think that red equals damage it doesn’t red equals knock this chicken is fine it’s flustered right now it’s not happy about the situation and I don’t blame it quite

Frankly but it’s not taking damage unbelievable unbelievable [Laughter] if you guys want merchandise it’s available at a at represent calm slash store slash CaptainSparklez and it’s good quality stuff there’s also some other designs that you can get ok well can i I feel like I don’t want to have a

FaceCam anymore cuz I just want to hide my head and embarrassment and shame yep but k sorry you must go now – all right babies I’m I’m gonna breed you guys and bring your numbers back up a little bit hey it’s it’s fine I’ll post that on Twitter

I have no dignity left anyway I might as well make it worse I can’t believe this has happened I can’t I’m gonna just leave it like that I deserve it bro what the heck everything I thought I knew is a lie what the heck how does that it was like

Three stacks of eggs so every egg it is like point zero one damage I don’t understand how what what what I don’t understand I don’t understand though but how how is it like how is it this way I don’t know what happened I don’t know what happened oh my god

I’m so confused I’m so confused everything I know is a lie oh my god okay well um here we go that’s gonna be techno blades next challenge and skywars is gonna be he actually like de monetizes someone using eggs and that’s how you feel real embarrassed okay Rose

Chilled on thank you for the 14 months drag thanks for the sub Linda Wilkie thank you for a year of savage as a car thank you 200 bits you do egg coin I think it’s time I don’t know I think I need to I think I need to take a moment

Before I can be trusted with eggs ever again we gotta take a course I gotta take a frickin course on eggs before you can make it currency oh my god mater thank you for doing a sub gift trans rights thank you for doing the two hundred bits much appreciated oh I’m a

Mess I’m a mess everything is a mess oh my god dude oh my god my face is a mess I don’t know why I’m free I have this stupid zit that’s messed up or infected or something I feel like I’ve two more coming in and it’s like I haven’t been

Like this since I was in high school and it’s probably because I didn’t know anything about eggs and this is the universe giving revenge on me butter Paco thank you for the five times sub gift much appreciate it and me awww thank you for the two hundred bits yeah

R.i.p chicken dude okay well I’m gonna go try to get some gas tears cuz that’s all I can do right now and also I guess D monetize a couple of folks yep for captain Souls here say you that’s what’s gonna it’s just going to happen that’s that’s what’s gonna happen

Right now hey hey guys are you sorry for that wait I’m gonna I’m gonna join you wherever you are trying to get them gasp tears so I’ve just had a crisis oh my gosh what happened Jordan everything I know is a lie it’s about the ink how did

You know the egg thing I know everything I’m sorry are you about the egg I thought I thought eggs couldn’t demonetised things I thought they didn’t do damage because whenever I’ve been hit by eggs it just knocks you back in like sky wars and stuff and then I there was

A post on my subreddit last week where someone was like Jordan wondering why his chickens in his coop are dying also Jordan throwing eggs at the chickens and and then I was like what are you talking about eggs don’t damage chickens and then I was like I’m gonna prove it I’m

Gonna throw stacks of eggs at the chicken and then it died no no yeah all hands on deck problem it’s more than a problem I know it’s abuse who do I call chat for this animal abuse CaptainSparklez ladies and gentlemen ladies and junk categorically deny knowing this man hey

Pete wait you’re not no no no no I came over to you here dude don’t even say it don’t even say it Jordan I’m so sorry no never get rid of stuff oh my gosh you are not going to do this how many levels do you have no I leveled

Up i sat there in the Skeletor chamber wait how many levels do you know I came over here to help you my chat can’t believe it ok ok ok how many levels you I will I’ll let go spend the levels and stuff like that ok Bend wait I’m it I’m at Macy’s now

Yeah of course you are oh my gosh evil does it no no bounds Jordan I don’t know why I have such evil people reviving I came all this way to help you I know your pearl you spent an ender pearl of course how else do I get

Here we don’t I don’t know why oh oh because you’re at your yeah I gotcha your other your other place I can’t believe I came to help you dude I know I don’t want to do this it’s easy do what I do stand up and say no I will not

Prostitute myself I know what you’re thinking Howie levels do you have 24 oh god I can’t I can’t I can’t okay you we need wood it what do you need the levels for what are you trying to accomplish oh my god are we going to negotiate my levels based on what I need

Them for are you even serious dude you can hate me forever if I have to execute the wishes of those the wishes yes I’ll come on Jordan we’re friends yeah I don’t take kids we do you not actually I dead serious I I will I will do a prank

I will have fun I’ll TP your house but I refuse to kill people I like and no oh boy but that sets a that’s an interesting precedent if you opt to decline hits on certain people does that mean you’re you’re picking favorites and stuff it means you’re a businessman and

You’re making a business decision do I want to remain friends with Pete or is the five dollars worth our friendship I it wasn’t a game wasn’t five dollars five dollars you can’t be serious I came all this way to help you it was $100 all right let’s do this

Let’s do this yeah what are we doing I will get all my stuff what chess can I use I’ll put all my stuff in a chest we’re gonna go fisticuffs okay you’re such a why would somebody pay you $100 I don’t know I do it for you

Oh my gosh a hundred I’m so not worth it okay wait I do do you have an enderchest oh yes you do all right oh it’s no it’s it’s not full every enderchest is different on a per player basis no it’s full your energy it

Might be full for you I guess all right it is yeah but I’m it’s okay anyway I don’t have a soul curd chest I can’t believe you’re doing this for $100 here do you want here here here my gosh here would you like a chunker box as a consolation prize that’s yours

Take it actually I will take it thank you it’s not much of a consolation no 24 levels oh but you might you might win and I have 26 levels this is high stakes for both of us so consolatory this is high stakes for both of us man thank you

Guys for the subs the bids thank you so much I I can’t wait till somebody in my chat offers me a hundred dollars because now I know the price of friendship that’s right yet this is the man who did all creeper revenge hold it I have to change the playlist captain sparkles

Guys I got the shirt inverted I even have a shirt from you oh my god I’m never wearing that shirt I have no idea unsubscribe all right Chet there it is this is the man he used to be a myth a legend plus I can not say that any

Longer all right where’d you go I’m in your house hi well okay wait you where do where do you want to do this oh right here oh we’re right here do you have a better place um no I don’t okay let’s just do it here we go

All right you ready you ready yes okay do it what’s way what’s in your hand a chicken what are you gonna do with it chicken chicken I guess yeah okay yeah you got me with wheat all right sounds good sounds good all right here we go Oh

God I’m proud of you this is that seat anchor we’re tangoing here did we’re Tang going hard bro don’t don’t tell me that you’re just playing with me we’re just rolling me nod I know you are not it not all that hungry it’s a charm

Man I can’t believe it oh boy no God dude I’m actually low I’m low huh here we go boys here we go let’s get these moves let’s get these moves you going down oh he’s swimming away what’s the man’s do and why is he swimming I gotta eat you

Know it’s way we roll uh-huh we’re just sort of take a little lunch break no I got you for sure that’s what I’m afraid of are you you know you’re searching for food in the captain Sawyer I was I was vanquished Faris where in fact hey yeah how many what

Did you get up to with that 2500 god shoot no don’t do the oh shoot I’m trapped in a pen with a villager oh my gosh Chet I feel bad I’ve killed my friend this is not happy that’s that was super that was super wrong on you dude super

Otally is can’t believe that I can’t believe you did that to me dude oh my I thought I thought we were friends honestly this is heartbreaking it was not supposed to go down I’m over here to help an ex-friend Wow sounds like a sequel to x-man ex-friends sad very sad

It’s very sad dude I didn’t I didn’t think we were ex friends but geez I didn’t think I’d actually have a chance alright how about that and Duke I don’t know maybe my eyesight was off its off my game or something I hadn’t played in

A few days so well yeah one of us was at twitchcon the other one was having luck I don’t know the other one was having lunch I mean I I did have lunch I ate yeah I’m sorry I missed you man I’m sorry I mad but we’re here right that’s

It all works out in the end we’re all good we’re Gucci we’re fair and square are you sure I think so unless I you still holds ed Royce yet I’m not taking any hits on son captain loser sparkles tonight so I don’t get the $200 no no $100 Oh saltine I’m dead

Serious I don’t want it I don’t want it’s very honorable of you I don’t want it I want to have fun with my friend not beat his button you know I I don’t want to do that I don’t want to flex I mean you you did use flex on me super hard I

Don’t know if I will ever recover where are you I’m back at home I’ll be back to hub in a moment though I will be back to hub in just a moment and then we can go hunting for stuff namely gas steers dude okay I mean that’s dude some rough loss Kevin

Salt see you can’t yeah I mean I tried I tried my best I tried my best it just didn’t pan out you win some you lose some sometimes the opponent just gets the upper hand sometimes you’re just you’re on an off night or something like that

And you just you know it happens it happens um let’s see ice dragon they give the subjects with heart thank you for the 200 bits captain soldier thank you for the four in a bit seal also Cara hunting Pete down oh dear oh dear is Cara and I

Actually follow through on that too oh boy Hot Pockets thank you for the sub truly dude they even threw in two bits up here the mind clearing package no longer has a green bottom please look for the memes bottoms MCS logo also added Kevin barbels texture oh my god I

Forgot I need to actually I need to look at this I need to look at this I can’t believe I’ve forgotten to check this diamond dingus thank you for the year Janine thank the two in two bits you’re really good at throwing things I know actually my um my stepdad said I

Had a pretty good throwing arm when I was younger could have been like a baseball pitcher something like that zero wins they give you the 200 bits and mindless fools thank you for the 5 X sub gift appreciated okay did I I don’t know if I have any mine carts actually I

Might just have to make one or wait now there’s there’s got to be one at the hub I’ll check it they’re at and wasting file and because I earn it yeah mmm now I’ll just do it I’ll just do it here I’ll just do here and then any rails any

Rails rails we’re going to put rails if I had them apparently nowhere but that’s that’s fine hold on yeah I guess I can’t put you down unless you’re on rails rights like I’m wasting all my iron just to frickin check this where is it that I can place this okay

All right all right folks it’s ready for this betrayal oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god I regret everything yeah I got creeper junk on the bottom of my mind clarin dude it’s gross I need to get it washed before I can use it again

I don’t even know where I put this stuff there may be I’m sure we’ll do that hey apparently the texture pack has been updated now so we’ll have a second chance with it okay unbelievable all right I’m gonna head back into the nether because we do have another hit to

Execute here and I have less levels to sacrifice and also I need to get a ghast which is this kind of counterproductive for me to be monetize for me because I do actually want to get gasps tears I really do but also I’m gonna have to

I can’t go for too much longer because I have to get to the gym before the gym clothes is it at 10:30 I also do not want to be so tired or D enough but I try my best to go to very end it and do

My best okay yes okay there’s a whole summer in McDonald I don’t know what that’s for what any new alright well I just here gassed bra here against oh my god I hear a gas bro any I hear it updated version is in the SUBSCRIBE discord bottom with the see in the media

Channel okay noted thank you true blue dude bro where’s this gas I never hear cats why is it oh my goodness it was somewhere nearby back there but we’re gonna track it though is the thing I can’t believe it’s there being gamer boomer time I just unmuted the gamer

Boomer time gamer boomer time what’s gamer boomer time yeah whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa frickin Frick Jesus Christ were you invisible gosh Oh oh my how did I not even see what the heck how did not see you oh my no no I meant were you invisible up until you start

Hitting me I saw you once you started hitting me but I like I did not see you anywhere whoa what in the world what in the world okay alright well that’s that happened SuperDuper ah dude we had a rough night tonight I know I know I’m so confused right now how that happened

Okey-dokey I ready to come back in this is another hit probably okay here we go it’s gonna be good so uh are you still over there oh shoot I put in the wrong place okay go all right I think I grabbed all your stuff you think yeah that doesn’t inspire confidence all

Right I’m here at the hub where all right where’s is this cart killer Cara we’re we’re cool tonight right we have a truce right we’ll fight whenever you’re ready okay tonight we have a truce oh wait there’s another hit yeah by the way Jordan bridget is in my chat yeah and

That’s it oh wow he wanted you to know it was him oh my Wow all right all right Tyrell there he is we’re all right don’t they break the truce no I will not I am a man of my Bridget I grande tastic hi Bridget best all-round oh man you guys you got

Everybody over there I don’t know if I have everybody but all right who’s leading the charge to get you you’re you’re gassy tears like my gassy tears yes I don’t know Cara apparently knows where these are pick a tunnel yeah so we I do what I do is just go through a tunnel

And then I go into the nether and harvest whatever okay cool which tunnel which tunnel I’ve ever had gasps success in why is my chat warning me about you Cara wait hey I had it can I have one arrow because he didn’t give arrows cool that works too I suppose

Pete how you like in that crossbow I’m good I’ll need those I only need one I have infinity anyway okay which tunnel have you had the most success in okay cool so which one should we do your tunnel sure I’ll pick mine white Oh what is wrong what I’m soaking wait why can’t

I do the tunnel guys you have to break [Laughter] how it was that saltier it was salty wasn’t it yes it was he didn’t say I want her to know it was me though I did weakness myself that was a that was a not smart thing but

Fortunately I was quite Strunk so it all worked out I wasn’t thinking very well on that that’s the second time I’ve done that good good good job let’s see this chest doesn’t quite have the capacity all right don’t worry how okay that’s fine there you go putting stuff in there

I don’t even know where you guys are you’re just down a tunnel I’m putting a show what’s the problem footing in the shelter box bug you know whatever and I don’t know what are these maps I want to check out the maps real quick oh yeah I

Was so with which friends good and oh mama all right II did okay there we go oh okay thank you oh god if I just haha okay I’m glad I wasn’t really thinking as I threw that out can you imagine imagine oh that’s it that’s it you mean oh it’s in the other

Chest right over here oh god I didn’t actually know you break your shoulder box with your fists oh here no worries Bridget wait what it’s something to be concerned about uh no there’s some sort of donations going on so okay all right let’s go

And find a spot find a spot to be gassed it just showed me where you guys are we’re just down there tunnel again come down the marble or quartz tunnel a misfit Mary thank you for the sub kill asleep thank you found of a vibe sub gifts and

The 1500 bits pretty nice jor-el thank you that you in a bit Portland Rach thank you for the 16 months and it’s decree birth only to hundreds we’re going shopping no I don’t know where you are tears I’ll go okay go down the courts tunnel I

Don’t see a courts tunnel um go down the courts I sees things go up I do not see it down it’s go through go through it’s a figure of speech Cara’s courts tunnel look enchants okay yes right next to that right next to that yes I’m going up one to the left

One to the yes right keep going yes cars Palace or something my own room alright it’s called like car a queen of enchants a keeper of marble or something you’ll see it why are there flames on each side of the wall I didn’t make that that wasn’t me

Cara queen of courts keeper of enchants okay okay I’ll let you chose the mining spot okay cool excuse me a little duck chicken thing where we go oh yeah good this way mythic yes captain did go easy on me I don’t know if you’re talking about yeah he

Went for the beat down but he did it slowly and then I caught him with a lucky left hook yeah yeah oh good that’s a thing Cara breaker of chains mother of dragons you have to drop this wait what what didn’t get in get in good I don’t know I

Don’t know that we’re good I have not looked down myself hold on I’m gonna look down real quick that’s terrifying why do you want to do this why do you want to do it this way why do you want to do it this way why can’t these brake

Oh I don’t like this at all I don’t like this at all Oh God Oh I’m suffocating okay yep yep we’re good okay now we just have to figure out how the heck to get back up mark this spot with a cobblestone thing there we go all right

Well we’re the gasps listen for there laughter don’t think it’s laughter I don’t I don’t know no that’s what they’re doing wait a minute I just got to your house Cara I don’t want to beat your house you were supposed to find the tunnel that

We’d dug out of my tunnel and and and do the boat drop maybe a hint as to where you dug your tunnel it’s right at the first Bend if you’re leaving my house farewell captain sul see er I look forward to our next 2d monetization z– you see it nope

Sorry so leave my house go into the quartz tunnel yep right where oh wait I need I need arrows Jordan okay right wear them you don’t have infinity oh oh got it I forgot to yes yes here you go one a moment and there are these okay yes

There are no gasps dude we well I don’t know we can’t travel that far now why not because it’s a dangerous place to be well said oh my gosh there’s lava don’t worry just get a boat and you’ll be fine I will burn alive no no there’s there’s land right below you

Gosh no I I just avoided certain death by some miraculous you’ll be fine oh I don’t want to die come on you all just get in a boat and go off in the boat the boat will prevent you from taking damage there are no gas morels I just I see a

Staircase up to the sky over there I see you Pete get in the boat oh you’ll be fine if you drop off in the boat he’s doing it oh hey nice job alright let’s go gasps hunting oh my gosh I’m surrounded by a couple of well protect you I don’t know it’s sort

Of the you know fox guarding the hen house isn’t it I’m over in a direction from where we drop down direction Wow Wow I’m surrounded by a homicidal maniac who don’t trust each other know where I’m I think I see your names no I feel completely safe near you there

We go in the opposite direction okay are you car are you with feet cuz I own the CP oh no I see above so Jordan if I may ask you a serious question for a moment I saw the brief update of how Minecraft is updating the nether yeah so when is

That release coming I I don’t have insider information as much as I wish I did well come on now dude I don’t have inside information man come on come on isn’t that just regular old crystal buddy yeah I want experience and it’s not showing me new levels or just kind

Of weird it’s not is yours updating its kind of not are we about to get like a reset way back oh how do I not even get a single level from that oh sorry once you once you play this a while Jordan yeah eventually you uh you figure things

Out you’re right you’re hey men Diggs only been around for like four of those years so complain for longer it looks broken we ever gonna find our way back yeah well are we gonna find these tears that we came down here for is what I’m

One or is it gonna be ours that we find oh I like that bro gasps do not exist on this server I don’t understand maybe I excrete ghast repellent Wow I’ve heard about your excretions butt so refresh my are you here I have no idea where I am

I’m just surrounded by death I don’t know all right so my question is what does this guest look like you big flying cube oh that’s helper by me that’s what yeah yeah yeah it’s over by me I always see those floating ghosty fiery guys no they don’t exist on this

Server and they make noise too right they definitely do yeah they’re by me well your your specific location at your base doesn’t necessarily make them happen it’s just they randomly spawn and I believe you but I’m telling you they are often by me gotcha yeah they don’t they don’t spawn by me

That’s the problem so my being here prevents their presence this is the first time I haven’t seen a guest I’m destined to never fill in the portals with end crystals why do you want to well I might have to be another night because I’m gonna have to dip out in a

Moment cuz I need to get to the gym before it closes well at 8:30 at night you’re gonna go to the gym thank you that I had a big lunch and there were desserts involved so I got to work that off mmm see any yeah this isn’t looking

Promising see there’s a lot of fire here where there’s fire there are flaming tor netic guests those are the first time I’ve heard those adjectives tornadic tornadic they just sort of whirl around in a windstorm of flame and certain death those sound like blazes to me blaze gasps it’s some sort

Of encounter with I mean they’re different but I get it they both want to be monetize you accept dude it’s theirs there are a few things as satisfying as hunting the fireball back at aghast just gobble oh I hear something oh I hear it too yep really is there one

Yeah here’s something I had to just leave and go far away and then it spawned though in hand I hear something right okay okay you guys if you’re gonna if you’re gonna shoot at it make sure you have a looting sword in your offhand okay yeah sword

I do not I’ll take care of it don’t worry I don’t even see you Cara but I see a lot of hot lava chat you guys hear it right did you guys keep running down the path yeah oh I do hear it I don’t see it come here little guest he guessed

He’s probably up higher oh why am i doing it’s right above me Cara I’m right above you and there’s nothing here oh it’s Jordan next to me keep going buddy keep going mm-hmm listening for it my Chet says they hear it and they sphere it it’s definitely really here

Somewhere right now yeah it stopped okay maybe a despond I got too close and it went away can I pay you diamonds if I go and then you continue searching Wow okay just bring it into the real world like these I have an hourly rate of ten

Thousand bits so you’re gonna need to I’ll don’t log my time in you’re gonna owe me whatever that is seriously hardcore Wow oh I heard one you heard it wait it sounded loud mmm where’s my gas tea boy okay server is angry right now I see I see it is over

Lava though it is problem because it’s his problem away we’re gonna try I’m gonna try yeah come here bud come here bud how do you ignore a gas okay come here bud let’s do it let’s do it get over here bud I can’t I can’t have you

Over lava like this I need you over here come on come on come on buddy let’s do it let’s do it let’s do it get over here dude get over get over Frick Frick come here stop being over lava you make it angry and it tracks you

I should have rat under pearls that would’ve been a smart smart approach to things no freak he’s bathing in lava now dude on fire well no they can go into lava and just hang out there it’s not a good place for him to drop his stuff

Okay dude all right all right all right please wait that’s that’s too risk that’s true risk that’s still like over lava you idiot get over the freakin get over solid ah I don’t see either of you what’s your coordinates Jordan 775 355 oh oh come on

No he’s going back over a lot of God dang it I thought I thought it was gonna be a four second duty go over solid ground you fool okay he’s over solid ground come on no are you come on so far we got

It got it got it d drop I can’t tell it might be too far away yeah i gassed eyes did happen oh is that a that was a sound effect on your subtitles yeah I heard another one huh oh there you are who is that said you Jordan hold on I

I’m not paying attention right now cuz I’m just trying to build cross I should have wrought enderpearls but I did not which was a mistake I hear one I hear him he dropped did he drop did he drop he dropped a gunpowder which means what what happened did you just die Jordan is

Very upset by this my fault what happened what happened then you get booted off ah like did you get punted off by a gas or something no I was digging to try to get to the gas that I ran into lava wait did you dig straight down

What no oh oh it’s just it just flowed into your stuff I got you yeah oh dear explain why I can’t find either of you it’s not my fault know any of this works I’m so glad we came over to help you Joe yeah yeah yeah let’s see so far

Everybody’s died in the process of helping Jordan what yeah how was that what what are you talking about see I came to help Jordan in Cara came and Cara and then of course we had the unfortunate death of ah it’s just been a a bloody night alright well um I guess

He’s he’s got to go to the gym I do have to go to the gym some things must be done okey-dokey uh-huh yep mm-hmm it’s been a fun time everybody sorry it had to end this way all right so what are you gonna give me

Or are you gonna get gas – yeah oh okay um I will give you how about uh I’ll even make it really generous and I will give you ten diamonds per ghast here okay that’s that’s pretty generous if you ask me I mean I’m rich oh my god Wow

Wow okie dokie okay it’s it’s been fun everybody it’s been a fun time a great good good yeah someone had a good idea you should gift me some subs would you what is this what is happening here yeah that is a great idea that’s a great idea especially from someone running away

From a murder scene that well what is this how are we changing it from her egg her mining into lava – I somehow was involved I may need some contact if I may Dickens yes thanks for taking time off your pandas I appreciate it and are you

Farewell okay it’s it’s it’s been a night Jordan hey cake always asking you when are you doing um it has been a pleasure as well Pete Chris what are you doing fallen Kingdom finale so I can participate we don’t have a date yet we’re almost

Done though okay soon let me know let me know I would say like in the next two weeks sweets coming up okay you know Jo gets back tomorrow from twitchcon we’re good start working nice finding okay I’m looking forward to it for now though I got a gym I’ll see you later

Okay all right they are well goodbye all righty guys big-sized mcqueen er thanks for five months of sub äj– chaos master thanks for 200 bit so what’s the best way to lose weight for someone that doesn’t have time to go to a gym it is as simple as consume less foods is

Literally just just less foods that’s all you can do and that actually makes way more of a difference in losing weight than the gym like tenfold hundred percent so yep fiberglass M thank you the sub and Jeanine thank you for the two hundred scars 707 goal is to watch all your

Music videos just so you know understood for sure and Troy thank you for 11 months to do chickens take damage and eggs are thrown at them hashtag the more you know alright the fork right off Troy okie dokie that’s it thanks for tuning in everybody if you’re watching on youtube and you

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