EPIC Minecraft Bounce SMP Part 1 VODs

Laughs what the [ __ ] is this ending to this song dude it sounds like on the beach um haha um oh I’m not [ __ ] playing see that dude [ __ ] [ __ ] dude no no no it’s a [ __ ] pissed off I’m [ __ ] pissed I gotta be here man [ __ ] God what is

Happening well yeah yeah dude oh [ __ ] I am also hey today no not OverWatch today is looking like a Minecraft day because there’s this Minecraft server that came out that everyone’s playing on and I feel bad if I don’t start on stream so I think I’ll start and stream and just play off

Stream but yeah Thurman died no no okay oh my God vermicide so I played Vermont’s side like [ __ ] when it came out I played with my ex-boyfriend and I got pretty far I did I got like [ __ ] level 50 or some [ __ ] I wanted to start over with chance

But there’s no like there’s no way to reset your [ __ ] see it like submit a ticket and then that [ __ ] broke for like a week Saturday week just to play and then I played and I realized that it gives you [ __ ] Bots and uh yeah so all of that I want to

[ __ ] I had a boyfriend no yes past tense had one I had one my favorite musical it doesn’t matter because it’s TD what but my pixels they uh they uh they look so Chris when all your things that’s an anime cat girl I’m doing a cat girl

Uh we’re literally start starting at 8 45 it’s almost time for school I noticed your title says weeb’s welcome yet I believe you’re not Japanese does this make you a cartoon please clarifying you don’t know that you don’t know where I’m from I could I could literally did there are

People that think I lie about my accent so you know what to the people that think that you’re right I am I am lying about it I’m actually uh from Japan prove me wrong go ahead oh God I feel like I’m baiting the people until it just Ducks me oh please

Yeah I guess like my maybe it’s the game that broke my relationship you just got off work so you can’t watch me for long what do you mean you go if you got off work then you can watch me for long enough dream gang what the [ __ ] is draining

Halloween the dude how and emotes are a waste of money I’ll say that I’m not even like one to skimp out but they’re a [ __ ] waste of money because you pay I think it’s like [ __ ] 40 USD for a [ __ ] edit to an emo that already

Exists and I’d only be using it for a day or like one month I don’t dude hell no I can reuse them [ __ ] because by the time next [ __ ] Halloween rolls out I like I go through [ __ ] like three [ __ ] redesigns three [ __ ] emo sets no

I don’t there is no [ __ ] uh there is no reusing emails dude there’s just there’s just not I’m dead I started I can’t stay up no until you go get a [ __ ] energy drink now come on we got Minecraft things to do and it’s gonna be high all day and it’s

Gonna be [ __ ] super hype um the server is lagging as [ __ ] for me it’s like 200 pain because it’s in West Coast uh so that’s gonna be fun to watch when I kind of have to wait for the blogs to uh disappear My cat is good now too he’s today’s the last day he’s at the vet hopefully um they’re doing kidney evaluation but yeah been a whole week of back and forth but infection pretty much over antibiotics pretty much over and now we’re looking at his kidneys because they’re [ __ ] for some reason

This needs a week yeah and I’m not pregnant because like my periods of oh my God oh my God oh never mind never mind never mind never mind I’m not even gonna ask thanks no I’m not pregnant I’m not I’m not asking because you know what I’ve

I realized that my dad doesn’t know [ __ ] either it’s like you know how you think your parents are smart but you grow up to learn that they’re they’re not smart that’s what I’ve come to understand about my dad that you you guys [ __ ] intelligence matches mine there’s a reason you watch

Me it’s because we’re [ __ ] we can relate to one another right so if I don’t know something no [ __ ] way you’re gonna know my parasocial relationship has ruined the illusion of availability it’s ruined I guess I will just have to like you because you’re funny now

Marcus what is this like dude you’ve had a [ __ ] year to to settle down and understand oh okay I guess I guess they can’t they they pay anymore it’s been a year why is it only now [ __ ] settling in also Maybe you don’t know you don’t know dude

You like to hear my voice you can’t no you can’t you can you can I holy crap yeah I can love switch relationships sort of making me wear that cleavage oh that’s way too [ __ ] soon dude no that amaran stuff was [ __ ] let’s let’s not talk about that dude let’s [ __ ] up

That’s what yeah I know that was [ __ ] dude there’s so much [ __ ] happening when I was gone again but I’m not gonna be gone anymore but I shouldn’t say that I shouldn’t say that because I know I’m gonna [ __ ] up I was because I’m the

Coolest streamer oh God oh God no yo how was the uh the right game right [ __ ] what is it called not vermin’s head [ __ ] up I saw death play it plague rat plague rat rat new Blake Dale yeah Blake tail standing gun are people playing the first one first

Played Taylor climb how do you pronounce require them hi I like to stop but I have no money on my account right now listen Phil here’s what you can do did you know that at amazon.com you can subscribe for free for a free Amazon Prime subscription

By saving up flew it and then with that subscription you can you can’t do that it is free you’re just gonna put in your card account information thing and then forget that you’re paying for it because you’re the first [ __ ] month is for free right but then they try to because you forgot

Because well it works dude what the [ __ ] holy scent I mean thanks I mean oh God I feel like I could be a spokesperson for too much twitch I can be your new uh [ __ ] what is it called I can be your new uh twitch ambassador

For twitch Prime and uh moderating uh I got good remotes in Amazon Prime to soda so just sub to baby yeah I mean [ __ ] oh God that’s oh no yeah no yeah no you said because you’re like you’re so into a millionaire but I’m like uh I’m like a half you know so

You could boost my economy up a little bit yo one man raid holy [ __ ] no way for me oh my dude which prance added the [ __ ] what’s that saying what does it mean part-time do you go swimming no no I’m not I’m not I just like I want to stream but I couldn’t

Stream but what is it like a train oh God I’m not listen Okay you can prove that there’s ISP issues at my place maybe I haven’t talked about them but you know what it’s been hectic at my house um this maintenance this new government that [ __ ] whatever your name is

That’s not Boris the other one uh yeah it’s dude it’s been crazy inflation I noticed your title no longer says game and [ __ ] does this mean that you no longer play games and have accepted that you’re just chick please clarify ancient I think oh God what does My Title Say list trust sucks dude I know I know it does why am I getting so many

[ __ ] prams also ah what is the tag called at the back of your pants it’s I think it’s just called the tag oh [ __ ] man 24 months of investing in content did I let you down though it’s just okay yeah it’s just an Aztec holy [ __ ] it’s scratching my tailbone and I

Can’t pull it out oh that’s the cutest Pokemon whatever stuff you know but it’s not I gotta take a [ __ ] um but now that I went live I don’t think uh I [ __ ] can I think first thing we do okay so the server let me let me get into the

[ __ ] specifics all right the Minecraft server it’s like an it’s it’s half a role play so there’s gonna be times where people want to role play so I thought okay I should go for a roleplay profession right and there were like a bunch of races a bunch of jobs listen my new job

Hey Hey listen man listen my new job is I I’m a blacksmith okay so today we will make my black smooth house I’m gonna I’m gonna sniff a bunch of Swords I’m gonna make a bunch of armor everyone’s a bit [ __ ] only neon’s a blacksmith okay it’s like [ __ ] out of

Like five jobs dude what do you want to do five [ __ ] jobs okay I’m not saying there’s like [ __ ] 50 there’s five yeah no [ __ ] I saved like 500 [ __ ] people is gonna be there’s gonna be you know statistically a little blacksmiths so listen for roadway purposes at first

I launched the game I was like [ __ ] it I’m gonna be a monster team I’m gonna make a zoo this wouldn’t be original no it is not original everyone’s a [ __ ] monster Tamer thing and everyone has a zoo so I switched in professions and a blacksmith now I claimed an island [Laughter]

It’s not it’s not eight hours of Minecraft because it’s a different mod pack okay I guess you know what I guess the only thing that is a loser about that is that I never get far enough and it only one to two days a week is still consistent true technically

[ __ ] you’re right yeah oh God why do I never get far in a mod pack on stream well it’s me DC I think I just like building oh I’m a builder what my pack is it it’s like a [ __ ] mismatch like 100 month bags or some

Shirts it’s nuts and they they like make their own hats and stuff and I saw a giraffe spoilers or and the Builder never finished the house [ __ ] I finished the house I’m not visual just every player but yeah we’re gonna I think today we’re gonna find a tutorial on how to make a

Fantasy house that’s not the last one that we made because that one we gotta find one that’s that nobody else is gonna find no don’t oh God me okay don’t [ __ ] know God me it’s gonna be a hidden tutorial so people think I made the house without following

Like uh you know like the top 10 Minecraft fantasy House tutorials okay congrats on the Chris Twitter cup okay that that was a joke um and a bet gone wrong okay that’s that’s not if you can’t tell it’s ironic then you’re just you’re just stupid okay that’s that’s not good

It’s it is ironic the whole relationship’s ironic it’s not true I swear oh God Sims 4 is free to play no although I did want to play Sims 1. [Laughter] I’m not clarifying no no no no no no no no no I think I think people that date and be

Able to have sex or cringe and I would never do that ever ah oh what the [ __ ] [Laughter] oh God I skipped Let’s uh this is some oh there you go some good vibes Good Vibes sex and fart once doesn’t mean it sucks [Laughter] play the new rat game it is fun no

Because they don’t have to play the old rat game and nobody wants to watch the old rap game it’s been a while a long time ago oh my God with your hands this morning man recently I got into like watching ego somewhere but not like I guess

Tomorrow just like this chick is cooking food and then she eats that with her husband so it’s not like sexual or nothing like that but I can’t stop watching it uh I I got into watching mukbang and I think it’s because I’m still lonely it’s like I get like my dinner and I

Watch with mukbang on and it feels like I’m eating with friends oh [ __ ] you guys that was a joke anyways um Minecraft guys today’s gonna be good today’s gonna be a good day it’ll be it’ll be crazy [Laughter] I don’t know I don’t know the animator who

Oh you you’re a pen Invader uh dude I don’t care man all right I don’t you’re you’re free you’re you’ve been forgiven oh never mind Well everybody’s going to show the chat with his psycho I am no because I watched scoring and it was the shittiest

[ __ ] game I’ve ever laid my eyes on and I wish I could get my five hours back or something it was so [ __ ] dog show so no I never put you through a different type of dog [ __ ] which is Minecraft it was a development for so long yeah

Yo I think the gefimo I’m on like a gift emu commission spray I think the uh the last gift slot that we have I think I’ll just be up what the [ __ ] I’m making I think I’m just gonna oh God I’m just gonna [ __ ] um keep commissioning them because now okay

I gotta wiggle wiggle emo and then in like a couple of days I’m gonna have like a rolling anymore and then like another couple of days I’m gonna have like a [ __ ] emo and they can make that happen no it’s not a Kumar email face swipe it’s not a kumarimo that’s

What if I’m part Cyborg and my Creator built me with a [ __ ] scanner and through my cyborg boobs and now you’re just body shaming me saying it’s a Kumar emo but no maybe I’m just scanning like you ever think about that cyber lives matter dude still stands Lord [ __ ]

Wait did you say that too what the [ __ ] that’s [ __ ] no you’re [ __ ] [ __ ] you like that you little [ __ ] boy can I say that or no what the [ __ ] wrong with me this is an S1 charger okay a [ __ ] a card scanner between tits is different dude

Man why is my why isn’t mom so dry like I want to fake spit but I don’t want to like I don’t want to do like a loogie on the stream because that’d be weird the day would cyberpunk anime no but you know what I did what I was [ __ ] um

I watched chainsaw man that one it was great I mean it was great I thought the ending was stupid and very like fan service day and holy [ __ ] that is just it was dumb but I liked it I like fan service nationally since him is an ungun I like it is mid

What wow it’s got a hot babe in it it’s a good animation it’s got blood in it it means if the girl in chainsaw man which one the hatred started the same way magma treats Dandy okay okay pause of the [ __ ] weeb references I don’t know who

The [ __ ] that is I don’t know their names no no yes I don’t know uh yeah not get my tan she’s my wife wife Oh man peace that was some crazy uh there’s some crazy Banner uh yeah I do which one is that how’s that cringe dude are you kidding me did it was yesterday’s episode no oh [ __ ] let me put that in my notes hold on did you guys watch the new house of

Dragon episode oh my God it was so good come on dude dude House of mid shut the [ __ ] up all right shut the [ __ ] up it is so good I I okay I am done of Game of Thrones but this is not Game of Thrones this is different

This is [ __ ] different okay this is this is like the two favorite things of mine no okay oh God that’s so oh God I was gonna oh [ __ ] when I say two favorite things of mine and I’m talking about House of dragon it just sounds like I’m talking about

Incest but no I like dragons and I like Targaryen so yeah some happy events I I don’t like the incest in that show although I would be lying if I said I wasn’t reading for the uncle and like his knees because thank God my uncles don’t look like that dude Dragon Deez Nuts

Did not sniff oh oh is there I don’t know if it’s like what is it about Matt Smith that is so [ __ ] hot because like [ __ ] dude [ __ ] it’s like is this voice yes he is hot oh man even it looks like he’s got no eyebrows but he’s so hot

He’s got charm he’s good confidence oh [ __ ] I wish I was confident I feel like confident people man they just get a oh [ __ ] dude [ __ ] his forehead wrinkles let me see this forehead wrinkles what would you say that dude isn’t he just getting older I think he just likes like raising his

Eyebrows up and down I got that Targaryen here too okay what the [ __ ] I wonder I wonder how I look like with eyebrows oh my God okay don’t type in don’t type oh man am I back to streaming what I never liked it I never laughed and every day I

Never sociopathic character vain Myers you know this is terrible Ezra Miller isn’t he going to jail for like 30 years or some [ __ ] he is right at least it’s like facing [ __ ] prison who that’s okay they played The Flash and then he like kidnapped someone and he’s like a groomer

Hey yeah he’s that is crazy dude he’s [ __ ] crazy is it yeah I do it’s [ __ ] weird dude I can see that I thought it was a hot dude crazy people can be hot right there’s there’s like a isn’t that a thing where like people [ __ ] there’s been uh Ted Bundy right

People [ __ ] fell and said Bundy heart doesn’t change the fact that man’s a nut job no I’m not saying I’m not crazy like that and I don’t find it when the heart because it’s weird but I like Ezra Miller in the movie uh I liked um I liked them before he got

Like he turned into a nut job okay and then he turned into a nut job and I don’t like him anymore I found them eat no I’m not attracted to Psychopaths I like the I liked Ezra Miller and like the [ __ ] the movie with Emma Emma Watson like the Wallflower shirt and that’s

Because like [ __ ] 15. I’m gonna murder that crazy people no no I’m not okay so being a Moon Flower yeah what’s the name of my haircut IRL what like like my IRL hair what is the name of my haircut IRL are you trying to imagine me dude

All right I’m gonna help you out pale skin big tits hot as [ __ ] um dsls uh Harry brown hair um uh yeah big dick um six foot two yeah I think I think I covered all the [ __ ] bases with that one dude not even six foot three oh dude

I make her get like your but you want to copy my haircut you want to copy my idol haircut oh god oh little is this like is that weird yeah I am bold um have fun excellent for socialism oh let’s be the same please describe every detail of your feet

Oh my god dude we can we can be the same we can go [ __ ] at the same time and to Compass let’s match man I’m like picking on my toes right now there’s nothing to pick on that man tools feel crazy they’re still like bold what’s your favorite too if you had to

Pick which toe okay let’s say you got stuck in a jigsaw trap your foot got stuck and jigsaw was like let’s play a game and he made you pick a toe that you keep okay so you gotta you gotta let go of all your other four toes which one would you keep

No [ __ ] question me okay just just tell me the big one why the big one why don’t you have like a weird [ __ ] looking ass foot with just a big toe I was thinking like the middle toe so it’s like it’s like my toes a little dick in the middle

And [ __ ] like flip like it abuses to it and also I feel like if I kept the middle toe it would be harder to like get it like [ __ ] against like a corner but if I just get the big toe then I’m [ __ ] big one because I’ll be a ninja turtle

Oh my God my gym teacher had shoes that like divided her toes in half like there were shoes they were like flip-flops but they were gym shoes and so like Ninja Turtle will see it was [ __ ] weird the music and find that Ninja Turtle gym shoes

The Tabby yeah but they were they were like normal western shoes dude [ __ ] how would I even type in okay with toe divider oh God foreign I I found like I’ve only five toes these are [ __ ] weird Vibram the Browns Vibram toe shoe okay yes almost like this but it only

Had one division so it was like the big toe and the the [ __ ] index toe Tabby shoes yes yes gym shoes oh [ __ ] Tabby gym shoe I found it kinda but they don’t look as gross what’s the point of like getting your feet divided like that

You want me to show you I’ll show you it was like this uh uh it was like this why is it for Comfort why why is it like that dude balance but it turns for toe down I hate that I hate that but she wear them it was weird more stability

I bet there are people with like feet fetishes that beg their girls or or guys to wear these shoes and then they [ __ ] the shoe oh dude oh my God I bet you might get the material in between like the toe webbing like ribbed oh [ __ ] say nuts

No it’s weird you guys made it weird not me no dude letters oh that is so good it was so good but also spoilers I I don’t bring it up I read a chat comment but you guys moved it up so I can’t I

Can’t show it to you but you moved it up it ain’t so bad people are you the guy that was like oh they I have I have I had just came home from work uh I’m so tired I can’t watch your stream is that you did you say that

And every day of thinking I’m not making me attracted to feet why not no not the gay the guy he [ __ ] laughed you piece of [ __ ] you [ __ ] mouth dude it is you okay so you’re telling me you have a job you have a [ __ ] job that you go to

That makes you tired but you wouldn’t [ __ ] sub you know what you should go to bed you should because um the party is starting soon the cool people party and it can’t start until you leave okay it [ __ ] can’t so leave please oh my God you like the kid at a

Sleepover that nobody wants there but like your mom brought you because like your your brother got invited but now you’re stuck there and everyone hates you and everyone’s like dude can this guy just go to bed wait no not getting 50s day too I was that kid oh my God oh my God

Did sleepovers sleepers were kind of [ __ ] up the last sleepover that I remember I think I was like 13. and my friend was a little bit older and she snuck in a whole bottle of vodka and it was just me and my friend and I got

Blackout drunk I passed the [ __ ] out and then I woke up covered in my vomit at 13. and then her parents came home and had to pretend not to be like [ __ ] you know like [ __ ] up no it’s not Poland can’t text out I think it was my first time drinking alcohol

And that whole night I spent on [ __ ] Omegle like we’re just talking to people it’s so [ __ ] awful yeah I mean I cleaned myself blaming explains a lot dude literally every single [ __ ] person has said alcohol I don’t get what you say What my queen my queen thank you so much thank you and wait to alcohol yeah yeah I mean yeah because I don’t drink nuts the dude I feel like everybody has had alcohol grown up even though yeah you’re not supposed to but come on come on come on 69 Subs catchy gag I promise next time when Prime is available as Saturday next June see you guys did I bullied him but here he is coming back kissing me he likes being bullied nothing else to cancel some points what are you gambling what is the gamble about

I gotta add the [ __ ] yo hold on hold on you’re gonna be on TV don’t say anything weird stealing those putting this here okay show me show me now I’m not gonna like I like when a girl bullies me all right default you’re getting demoted I’m no longer acknowledging Your Existence until you

Stop ah see ya good night tell me don’t step to baby it’s a scam yeah the numbers for gameplay before one hour mark oh boys it’s time for Minecraft how many [ __ ] non-believers nah no I am gonna [ __ ] what is it like Pavlov you into always believing because

I’m gonna I’m gonna [ __ ] rig the gambas all right boys all right time to play I’ll never mind come on Come on Daddy Cactus what the [ __ ] that’s here too holy I’m gonna like Daddy Daddy money bag oh God no no refunding no [ __ ] refunding daddy money bags that’s not a failed joke that was a good choice I couldn’t go through that because it’s cramped you’re gonna win the egg

Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah women like those dude why is my Minecraft not launching they got me wisdom teeth yeah yeah I do but when I take them out I guess you can count UPS hey Vape what’s up women comfy baby did you know Markiplier challenged

Us that he would make an army fans oh my God Marky poo no way oh I love Markiplier [ __ ] how many people do you think watch me and they just don’t know like I guess they just don’t know me it’s like their first time watching and they think I’m [ __ ] crazy oh God

I’ll definitely accept this only fans I’m gonna be his only fan love you Marky I’m not [ __ ] crazy I’m not I’m not isn’t it like a thing where like oh God oh God okay okay okay okay okay [ __ ] I gotta get into what the [ __ ] I just got hit with like

A coffee that’s crazy oh what if that was covered oh my God this is here bird flu there’s an outbreak of bird flu the biggest one ever in the UK what the [ __ ] dude can I die from bird flu yeah but it’s the biggest one ever oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what

Hey baby it’s me your only viewer I’ve been creating the illusion of the years that a lot of people are watching you but that was me shut the [ __ ] up I’m 2D dude 2D people can get sick too all right two lives matter how the [ __ ] did Europe join TSM that’s crazy

Disease in room yes it is it affects the brain oh God the 2D virus with the brain wrong at a vegan emo please my queen foreign oh my God I was watching like he’s cooking last night make a vegan oh God I don’t envy vegans at all that’s a

No I’m not pre-watching I’m never gonna watch that [ __ ] on stream ever ever again because [ __ ] hey baby stop [ __ ] posting that now you’re you’re tagging me and it’s beating me because my eyes are like oh red I’m like a bull like a bull a rodeo

Bull in case you don’t know what kind of bull I was I see red I read it stop it no stop it stop it or you [ __ ] you’re losing your music privileges in my channel okay you know what time it is you did this to yourselves eat it up let’s go all right

Spanish musical time no you got the horse man now what the [ __ ] are you talking about in Minecraft gameplay time I know I’m literally dude I’m a Minecraft but I’m stalling until it’s daytime so it looks cooler look look but I am on see I’m on but I’m stalling until it’s

Daytime so [ __ ] [ __ ] how do I I gotta move myself three points well actually I’m not playing it Terraria one probably after uh probably after Minecraft today I’m flying yeah did you guys know that I’m just a torso and like uh what does that Fallout guy the [ __ ] overseer

I have no legs look look I was I was cutting this from you but it there’s nothing there dude now listen if you donate I mean that’s the Shameless no no [ __ ] no no the the [ __ ] is still there the [ __ ] is still there um here Magic whoa what the [ __ ] well

I wonder what’s down there wait first let me take that oh never mind what’s down there boys oh that was gonna [ __ ] up when you can’t see my [ __ ] let it be a cog what’s down there no no no no no no no oh my God dude there’s voice that in Minecraft oh

It’s daytime it’s daytime there’s voice chat but you know you know how that works right like I don’t have voice chat because my microphone doesn’t [ __ ] work so if people talk to me it’s just gonna be awkward because I’ll be like uh I can’t talk back on stream because my

Microphone is plugged into my other computer gameplay months payout [ __ ] you non-believers [ __ ] you how many inches well I’m six foot two so everyone knows that uh kaka’s you know it’s got It’s got a lot to do with height so I’m just a big dick rigged not red not red good job boys

May life savings gone no it doesn’t yeah that’s cope that’s what a what a memo would say or I gave a big dip or a guy that’s tall with a small deck which is okay either way because everybody is beautiful #body positivity hashtag dick lives the glove what the [ __ ]

Well this is the Spanish music let’s go boys this is it the new server no thank you baby they’ve okay I have some here I turn it up for you this is the server I haven’t done [ __ ] I basically why is like [ __ ] like not loading there’s painting on the server

Can you guess which one’s mine that’s this side that’s this side which one don’t waste one you can’t say that because someone’s gonna take offense right look someone’s her dream holy crap my YouTuber chills hey here’s mine look look you like that point is there’s painting

So I’m gonna be a painting black smoke there’s a banana or as seahorse smoking a blonde you see it or a gun Fairway homie kiss what the [ __ ] it’s beautiful van vike we have some artists so this is [ __ ] great look at this I wish you a speedy recovery too what am

I recovering from oh god look there’s homery Simpson can I start building my house already I gotta I gotta introduce you guys okay no so there’s painting on the server there’s like a million [ __ ] months um and it’s role play it’s role play look look at this picnic dude there’s a [ __ ] bench

And there’s emotes oops and also I might uh I’m on 200 pings it’s gonna be laggy as [ __ ] how did I emo oh like that you can emo you can do so much there’s so many look there’s like a there’s like a there’s like a like a like a there’s an Among Us

What the [ __ ] that’s very good I’m not hitting the gritty no no no no no no there’s a guide and he talks to you uh but I’m covering the chat log because [ __ ] you look look Burger do the cat dance emo oh I didn’t put on my wheel dude I can’t

Work it for you though You wanna oh oh look at oh [ __ ] look at my bikini Minecraft what the [ __ ] look there’s a Tavern in town just to show you some of the [ __ ] we can make like this [ __ ] cup I don’t know what that is look there’s candy cane drinks look

Look Chili Pepper crate look at this [ __ ] cooking stuff keg with beer in a what month is this I wish I could tell you um but there’s just two [ __ ] many I I don’t know look at that oh my God and there’s a general store oh [ __ ] the General Store

And then I’ll show you where he picked the live but I haven’t made anything out that I was the service been for like four days so everyone made a bunch of [ __ ] but I just I just walked around and cleaned stuff because I thought look look how much I

Explored in a boat just to see like just to find a place to live everyone kind of like lived here which one do you think is mine out of these gone the small one the pink this one the smile nope nope nope modern Ray Island [ __ ] I told you it’s a

[ __ ] Island yeah I okay so silver lives here and I thought you know what if I’m gonna be playing a long time maybe I can make a whole [ __ ] like Fantasy Island thing you know so I claim the [ __ ] little space social uh I was gonna live here

There was like all this plays here um but uh when I went here everyone was [ __ ] hot making and I thought about it who it’s gonna get like Omega confusing on the Stream So I just moved I went across the ocean and now I’m gonna play solo

Sounds like the big chunk he should take the [ __ ] villains my Island now boys but look nobody else claimed this so it’s kind of like starting our own [ __ ] Colony boys oh does it go from uh [ __ ] uh [ __ ] what’s that guy from Phineas and Ferb uh the the Platypus

No I’m not playing alone okay I’m playing next to Silver and I love you I don’t know I don’t know what that is Perry yeah this is an island boy and flags with no customers not true because look what else I claimed look look look so this is the spawn right

This is it I got permission to build right here that is really good permission to build a [ __ ] Bridge branching from Spawn to sell my blacksmith goodies and on top of that I also got I didn’t get it but silver got me a spot in the market section for my

Blacksmithing Goods I’ll show you are you skaters they come with the [ __ ] server also what do you mean ew okay just because you’re [ __ ] your shitty ass computer can’t run them doesn’t mean they’re ill they just coped you’re like you shouldn’t people because you can’t have things they just dance wait

It’s kind of beautiful about shaders like is Minecraft supposed to [ __ ] hurt your eyes when you look at like the leaves and show like those textures say oh they look so grainy when it uh I hate it I hate it I hate it so much yeah

Okay so this is the markets huge savings ahead what the [ __ ] there’s a wisdom oh what the [ __ ] someone’s oh my God that’s a [ __ ] plushie okay art yeah yeah yeah yeah what oh what the [ __ ] that scared the [ __ ] out of me I’m not going 13 hours in Minecraft again

Wait I feel like a creep okay look this is silver’s Library shop to the librarian that’s a job that she picked that’s someone’s Ramen Shop look look how good that looks yeah and then we got this spot to sell our Goods uh but I haven’t done anything without

And I probably won’t do anything with her for a long time but it’s mine and I should probably put my name on it uh here I’ll put a canvas down and just mark it as mine okay oh [ __ ] [ __ ] how do I move it up oh no

Nobody’s gonna sit oh [ __ ] yeah it’s fine can people read this no [ __ ] I don’t even get mine so nobody takes the uh uh maybe oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] there’s these dream controls they’re really hard occupied okay okay all right all right um [ __ ] my Mama Not mine I’m gonna claim it better maybe just make a sign I think we’ll just make a sign I think I [ __ ] up okay okay the oh that was like a fish did you know that a British team changed his name to Captain Fantastic faster than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk and the

Flash combined that’s very poggers dude hey that looks good that looks good that looks [ __ ] good right here I’ll fix the V yeah looks looks great ice cream okay they smell you nobody’s gonna take it now this is mine good enough good enough and eventually I’m gonna build there just not yeah

Okay hello oh god let’s see if they want to talk but I don’t know dog okay I can emo I can email oh [ __ ] oh God oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] hey wait it’s not anti-social it’s my microphone doesn’t [ __ ] work dude whoa what the [ __ ] is this dude there’s a [ __ ] Firefly

I’m using my mic right now okay listen do you know do you do you know how like two computers setup Works do you think my microphone just like [ __ ] floating in the abyss working between two [ __ ] computers no okay all right that’s fine that’s fine let me uh oh my God I

I just realized I have to go all the way to my foot by the time I get there it’s gonna be into my stream maybe if I take the boat oh I don’t have two microphones I’m not sure she’s I I feel like I should get another

One but then it’s gonna be in the way I don’t play those games it’s still home teleport okay I never set my home the if I slash home is it gonna send me to the home I do not have a home what is a bill flip yeah

I think I think I’m just gonna walk oh yeah here General Store like this guy’s got a rigatoni caterpillar pet and you can make yourself smaller do we want to be short or big Maybe oh my God Mommy like an Omega short mommy dude anyone just want to be a little bit smaller

Holy [ __ ] I’m zooming what oh god look someone’s [ __ ] buying stuff I put the [ __ ] door does it stream the cocktail now that the [ __ ] stays untouched okay it’s fine it it’s fine it’s only uh how much being on my own 190. [ __ ] maybe it’s my height look

I wonder how this looks like the people is the claim I’m not sure I wonder how this looks like to people that are like you know watching this happen I just walking into a [ __ ] closed door is that guy I gotta talk to moms oh

It’s it’s not my pain it is the thing I’ve never had this happen to me because I play this I played this like last night oh it’s fine I’m under aged it means [ __ ] that just like myself taller [ __ ] it I’m told now it’s not the thing people shouldn’t close the door

So you’re saying I’ve what the [ __ ] is that you’re saying I [ __ ] up oh dude someone has a [ __ ] dragon oh junior is here Dragon dude what the [ __ ] how look how cool of a color that is dude what the [ __ ] ah I think he’s got a sword no please God no

Pancha that’s like it let the [ __ ] server dude I’m gonna I don’t grieve I am a player that respects others play spice is there a [ __ ] okay I don’t think I’m lagging that [ __ ] [ __ ] oh God oh God oh God they hell am I by the way

I’m so good dude how are you Emma I mean [ __ ] I can only be good right there’s my day has lasted or it’s only been going on for an hour there’s what the [ __ ] both I know I have a weapon now my sword my eggs is not a weapon it’s I’m a pacifist on the server that’s not theft you don’t know maybe I left the boat myself Maybe I wonder if it feels like tan no it doesn’t it only feels lonely for not

Having fun look there’s ducks on the server dude foreign ducks are an invasive species okay those Ducks not belong there in Minecraft I was doing the world a favor is this Horror Island no no it’s not Damn they still look good I don’t super better Amusement no it’s not my server I wish I knew but I don’t I wish the server wasn’t East closed but it’s not as West Coast it’s kind of like fogged for you players but also it’s fine maybe well maybe uh holy [ __ ]

These structures look cool as [ __ ] it looks like the thing from [ __ ] uh Avatar but he flailing their weird dragons on them Whoa what is this copper cringe whoa there’s like flowers on top the [ __ ] if you’re in this on your laptop it’s gonna blow yeah probably what the [ __ ] claim this like weird it was like a piece of turd what the [ __ ] is this oh

I didn’t put lights on so you need to do you need a license for a robot like if I if I get a robot eye around could I go to jail for using it is that something about the arches I think yeah they claimed like a tiny I think

Someone else was here I don’t know what that is there’s a bunch of buildings on them though at the top try it claim the ice and milk in that smiley face that is [ __ ] up dude that is so toxic great idea and get reported dude they report me for like shitty Behavior yeah

Someone could [ __ ] me over too look I didn’t claim like the edges oh my God what if someone oh God if someone actually claims this do I report them should I be a Karen on the server [ __ ] yeah let’s go check out with silverbelt because I think he’s making a treat because that

Looks like a root Please Subscribe what the [ __ ] want whoa someone’s making a boat and it’s been like oh God it’s like a crashed bow what the [ __ ] cool dude that’s [ __ ] cool I wonder how much like uber and stuff there is but I know it’s a blacksmith uh

There’s I think they’re like five jobs or something there’s blacksmith farmer librarian uh monster timer and anything like a minor uh I know blacksmith gets like 70 recipes that only blacksmith can make for weapons and [ __ ] you want to see Pepe oh Miner with an e all right minor London e

Be the librarian and silver is the librarian I bargained no not really no because yes no well yeah a little bit yeah everything else well why am I gonna say that dude do you hear someone singing wait I I feel like a creep dude I think someone was like hot like singing dude

Oh God no no what the [ __ ] are these floating broccolis dude what the [ __ ] oh this is Dan’s land she’s got the floating broccolis oh the myths are wearing off is there like my anti-socialism social anti-fuck whoa boys that looks so nice what the [ __ ] is this huh

What is the [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] is how you die I can’t pick the boot up oh cause my [ __ ] is that carpet in my inventory what the [ __ ] is this like this is Silvers M look at that dude oh God am I legally allowed to look at my wife’s belongings

What the [ __ ] what dude that’s gonna be in my [ __ ] house what’s this tractinator huh what the [ __ ] hey that’s okay from the Pirates of the Caribbean is this glass or am I having like a oh God I feel like she doesn’t know it’s mining but maybe I’m wrong I don’t know

This is [ __ ] I’m not stealing ideas all right that’s a blacksmith thing my [ __ ] god is it like Auto digging or something I think it might be what the [ __ ] yeah I don’t think I’m ever gonna [ __ ] with us this is crazy mouthful down there last night so like that overwhelms me

Miners lettuce what the it’s [ __ ] weirdo and someone lives here huh my [ __ ] boot hung at me what hello what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] Kiss From a Rose dude there’s a seal there’s a name still it’s kind of cute steal it no no I’m not a stealer I think someone’s making like a

Lighthouse Maybe do you know who I love you as not not like what love is just what who who I love you as I love mail where’s my boo there it is I so that’s where they live and then here’s where I live Nan’s making to my house

This is it uh I cleaned the whole island but nobody else lives here so I thought okay I might as well right I mean [ __ ] it’s not a [ __ ] it’s gonna be an adventure to you know tame this whole Wild Island that is the sparse jungle it’ll be fun like what the [ __ ]

It’s the look I have like large apples that I don’t know what to do with um what else do I have I have um I have this weird rock called [ __ ] um I have these new flowers they’ve never seen before they’re called pan invest in a lawnmower look it’s my boat uh

Look what else they got oh so you’re gonna be so jealous oh my God it doesn’t look a show it looks like like oh God it looks like when you look at DLC for a game and it sends you to a new place and so [ __ ] up

Like it’s all overgrown and empty and nobody wants to live here look I have these cool bushes yeah what do you think about that sucker look what else I got I’ll show you I have um I have I have uh I have a savannah and in the savannah look at this look

What I got what the [ __ ] is this what is that is that what the [ __ ] is that a frog how do I feed it how do I feed it yeah yeah it’s a mailer mailer boys boys look at Muller how do I how do I get it Mauler how do I get a

Mauler I want to keep it I want to keep it I want to keep it where’s my phone it’s from a month called friends and foes help me I’ve got my inventory so far Alicia can I know Tina please please what what the [ __ ] was that sound what the [ __ ]

That’s small you how to make it bigger uh video settings nope um How do I make it bigger please it’s so small it’s embarrassing dude a rabbit oh uh oh I found a bit of three oh yeah yeah look at that what the hell is this it’s a [ __ ] ant colony I could be a I could be like I can make a what is it

Called an aquarium a [ __ ] aquarium but for ants uh a terrarium you forgot to unsub bits what is this energy whoa starfish an ant colony yeah but I can have it in like a glass so one thing that I forgot is that because there’s a [ __ ] a lot of people

Playing I’m never gonna be able to skip nighttime uh oh my God there’s fireflies wow there’s a pig and a cow I feel like I shouldn’t kill my like Wildlife right because if I make them [ __ ] I can make more make a bad yeah but I can’t [ __ ] skip it regardless dude

Little little moms yeah what do we build our house oh [ __ ] that was loud what is this that’s it holy [ __ ] hello Zone is it blogs let’s make it a [ __ ] sound yeah it was holy [ __ ] wait who the [ __ ] put those torches down oh no oh no oh God no wait free

What the nobody has that come back come back oh my God it’s like a Taco Bell instead of me see what the [ __ ] love me please I love Smith dude what the [ __ ] no I didn’t film where the foreign it’s fine it wasn’t that long of a run anyways oh my God

Oh my God where can you find this mod pack I don’t know I was gonna tell you it’s a server I don’t know anything about what I’m playing on I don’t need a bad uh how do I that my claimed lamp as a TB point question mark

Smiley face so I don’t look like a [ __ ] when I ask so thanks oh [ __ ] with my top guess what though [ __ ] man a little scary I don’t like that so uh about those books do you guys remember where boot was because we might need another one and I don’t wanna mix out

I don’t want to make like a [ __ ] oh God I don’t want to leave food and broccoli’s room you bought your girlfriend a foxtail I think she understands my photos what is your fetish because that sounds [ __ ] weird a fairy pink is furry isn’t the fetish or no I

Didn’t think it was a fatter so it was like a I thought it was a lifestyle I need one just one [ __ ] One log oh God oh God I feel like night time happened so fast foreign You know mental illness just kidding I love fairies I love them I’m uh no I’m not I was gonna say I’m afraid to like you know stand with you but no no [ __ ] way in the wrong way mental illness requires streaming under not understanding what that’s there’s a [ __ ] Flamingo can Flamingo

Swim oh God he looks like he’s [ __ ] drowning he’s suffering do I help him oh God here go man go what is he [ __ ] stupid Oh God the way it ‘ll be taking damage can you own a flamingo iron or no it’s just like me yeah it does yeah it’s Flamingo meat pink or no in Florida you can just go catch one [ __ ] I don’t know they’re flamingos in Florida what the [ __ ] what about a crocodile

Mills meat is Pink well yeah when you put it like that yeah you’re right yeah yeah I guess you get a point diapers what’s your favorite Starburst flavor pink yellow pink or yellow I think I’m like a raspberry strawberry name you’re not in years why the [ __ ] nah why not I’m wrong

I believe sour is good what the [ __ ] what is blue supposed to stand for flavor wise also I’m gonna take my shirt off or open my window holy [ __ ] I thought I’m around no no no no Nico cattle time blueberry blue raspberry hey before we [ __ ] up again and die I’m

Gonna make the run again let me what the [ __ ] he said set home you know okay huh it was yes it varies but usually blueberries dude dude I can have my own [ __ ] tropical beach Paradise here shut the [ __ ] up I’m not gonna die anymore what is this crap

This one how would I breed a pig um the [ __ ] can you understand me hello okay okay I’ll [ __ ] okay then um how do I breathe the pig with the other Pig I need carrots all right I gotta start reproducing the pigs so that I never run out of me

Let’s see let’s let’s look at everything that we have are those carrots yo holy [ __ ] Hotel wait can you grow stuff on this no you can’t what the [ __ ] hey what’s up man how are you dude how do you say how do you say good afternoon good [ __ ] I don’t know

Isn’t literally a good night thing like whoa whoa whoa whoa okay okay buddy hold on you wanna yeah you want it you want it I’m gonna kill your baby you still want it okay oh oh look dude what the [ __ ] okay oh God I hope you oh God I’m oh [ __ ]

Where did the pig grows up and I forget which one’s the baby and then I I breed the baby with like the oh God oh God I’m gonna have a [ __ ] the family line of pigs I’m gonna make mutants on my Island good maybe I should separate the baby

What else is here let’s see let’s say we’re like a bridge forest that could be nice old growth perch Force what the [ __ ] oh growth yo there’s chickens what else what else what else surely there’s something else on my Island like uh like a

What is all this [ __ ] on my map why is it all rad what is this mobs you know we don’t we don’t [ __ ] with the other side of this place no whoa what is that whoa are you saying this glue I don’t know oh God are those are those lobsters whoa

Whoa what the what let’s see this it’s making like this drum sound okay another thing I had a question of how do I take recipes is there no way to recipe Jack no it’s been looking for it’s not an amethyst it’s uh Illinois you or are you are

It doesn’t work could it be disabled or no are you are you you are are you talking about what are you talking about whoa you for useless is disabled is recipe book disabled oh God I’m asking so many [ __ ] questions dude they hate me it’s arrow keys by default what the [ __ ] what

What huh okay I can make a foreign block of Illinois author huh what the [ __ ] I can sacrifice things Oh dude that’s their home what the [ __ ] dude dude and and can swim right huh get on foreign oh my God they’re so tanky they’re like [ __ ] fire ants can he die from like ants things or no like if I was the torturer I’m back in like old times could you you

Can what the [ __ ] that’s that’s crazy would I die oh I remember bullet end how does it kill you it’s like the the Venom or does it Eat You Alive I did on my bird hi so I can’t control it because I don’t have a saddle but it looks pretty it

Looks like a it was like a chocolate ball oh God my inventory is a [ __ ] mess I don’t know what I have whoever I have a handbook I can make a bed uh wait there’s a trash option what the [ __ ] oh my God oh my gosh in Terraria holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] dude

Oh wait thanks Jerry foliage let’s see it was like brain goo oh yeah there’s a shop too wait uh spawn what the [ __ ] there’s a show pointed to check out because they ping the button in the score that they added a job I [ __ ] hate this song and then the

[ __ ] the message underneath that is bro this music is buzzing okay uh boys what the [ __ ] I need money yeah but I still want to check it out holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] Grandpa to thunder dude what the [ __ ] oh my God oh my [ __ ] god dude there’s so many [ __ ] plushies

Okay let’s talk to him one silver bull pit block oh God is your phone Oh my God there’s doll houses plushies and their hands just plushes and dollhouses not the film bat yo there’s hats too batwing hat baby turtle hat whoa dude what Shrek ears no [ __ ] lamp no [ __ ] way dude there’s a Pepe hat where well oh my God there is Pepe

I don’t have a silver coin I’m poor I’m [ __ ] broke that’s a dub paper I thought professor nature Compass White hookshot Way Stone angry Stone Bulls balls of melon dude a hook shot it’s not like a isn’t a hook shot like a grapple claim Quest is a free silver

How do I do that how do I do that Quest book huh let’s get started welcome to bounce SMB a film server for the communities of Crips and creepers got it come on and other friends there’s much just hey it gave me a bread okay navigating a new world

They I could make your voice LMAO what you’re right there’s bronze coins what the [ __ ] it’s a non-pvp server no random killing looting grieving is allowed however make sure the people you’re fighting against are cool with them oh awesome read it yeah I’m reading I’m reading

I think I have to clean this but I wanna I don’t know food my adventure here my God come on give me a silver coin come on come on no where’s my silver coin I read the rules I read the rules I read them I read them

Just not I’m here but I read him I swear I swear to God wait didn’t I get money what did you scare me what are they okay um the rules are there there is no baby on the server uh no griefing um on the left side of that there’s more

Oh what the [ __ ] welcome to blacksmithing welcome you are the creator of tools and incredible of incredible power tools of Destruction tools of death tools of excavation and so much more okay I can make a hammer armor Dark Art what we mean dark armor dark boots Dark Helmet click the view I can

Oh 10 silver if I make that oh dude mystery armor it’s like mystery me type game on creative yeah oh repeatable Rewards okay let’s see main hand you’re not allowed to use this item this close to somebody else’s claim we have one of those [ __ ] use arrow keys

Let me go home it’s night time already I don’t even do anything what what the [ __ ] what would I get banned is it because I skipped the rules as what she knows they can cheated but uh I I didn’t do anything oh what the [ __ ] armor sets 15 different armor stats

Mercenary armor Renegade armor dark armor hungry hungry horror armor real guard Titan draw opulent Emerald play full metal cauldron armor what the [ __ ] oh dude dude what am I gonna use oh I’m gonna be a spear user I think holy [ __ ] Spears is that a dick what Fortune spear glaive grave Bane

What the [ __ ] why is it teaching me on how to make a pickaxe whoa Mountaineer pick what what the [ __ ] easier netherray Black’s mystery efficient under work because of this the blacksmiths that have come before have discovered a cheaper method of producing netherite ingots wait wait is that broken what the [ __ ] mods

Well okay yeah what the [ __ ] was that guy saying dude that’s half the price uh months there was a racist in my chat for like the past um 10 minutes moderators please I’m sorry oh God I’m sorry wait I guess for him oh Crackle dude I didn’t do [ __ ] anything

I mean I okay I I guess I could have done more to help but uh where the [ __ ] it came from maybe like from the tree the coconut clay well coconut crabs climb or no stop [ __ ] I did nothing I just stood there dude the swimming this game is so weird

It’s like there’s like a delay [ __ ] is that hello tropical me dude oh God man I don’t like my Island dude what the [ __ ] oh are black ants easier than red ants is that a thing oh God I have to I have to [ __ ] like cleanse my Island I’ll pull this [ __ ]

Where the houses did they come from uh they’re like hiding dude [ __ ] is this it is no it’s not [ __ ] [ __ ] I found him oh God I’m sorry I’m sorry for the this island you [ __ ] God damn that [ __ ] oh God wait he’s scared dude you have to go to work up on a Wednesday yeah Hillary I shouldn’t say that I shouldn’t say that what the [ __ ] I hope you have a good day on Wednesday

I don’t know what happens when you kill an ants and water and they’re gonna make me not try that [ __ ] I’m so cute I’m working on Wednesday too not true what is that what the [ __ ] I’m not working because work would imply that I’m not having fun and look at this

Look at this I was starting to doubt my decision of the island but this has made me uh oh man dude I made the right to his Blues it’s not what wake means what is work to you just grass yo one ZIP added introducing wind zip 27. faster safer easier meet

The latest and greatest winstep has anyone ever bought Winthrop ever no I work to live not live to work I work to live not live to work I work to live so he’s saying the work is on your job oh God work is in your life some parents bought it I’ve been getting ads on YouTube about like people getting scammed and they’re like oh [ __ ] why is this my Island no no

Dude no it was so pretty what the [ __ ] I didn’t even say this hole is that diamond what the [ __ ] is that whoa what is this oh oh hello it’s a cut copies there creeper oh God another one oh God is that a switch it is oh man uh

[ __ ] I just wanted to hit the switch okay I think you can still hit this once without hitting the creeper no perfect oh God oh God it’s okay it’s not okay double kill am I doing Terraria no I’ll probably play it later today what the [ __ ] is this

Entity and voted Shield oxidized copper Golem friendly how do I unoxidize things with an eggs okay oh my God oh my God all right hello can I can I friend a game what what is he doing what what the is he just hitting buttons it’s only why is that there

These Golems are [ __ ] you no no no what I hate it oh yeah but that’s the fairies Are you standing me there dude it’s not a Time Loop no it’s okay I got ambush people on the server are pitting me that’s how I’ve died like 50 times everyone can see

Oh no what the [ __ ] it’s an ant with a knife in its mouth Where’d I die whoa what the [ __ ] yeah tasteful Cinema Knox deals AOE damage to Undead dude what the [ __ ] this room gonna make my poodle when I get one uh would I die oh holy [ __ ] chickens

Okay what are these oh [ __ ] you can ask them well I don’t know what they are why is the Sheep bold what the [ __ ] that’s kind of sad yeah you can play Minecraft but Microsoft that’s very confident states are soft [ __ ] what did you get banned off of Minecraft

What the [ __ ] is going on oh yeah why is his head [ __ ] bulging like that what the [ __ ] [ __ ] how the [ __ ] am I gonna get my Loot and come back uh it’s got my backpack Anna it’ll be fine it’ll be fine is there any point to the Golems or not

Like can I take it home and I can oh God it can work for me maybe if I come back this and I slash home teleport oh god oh [ __ ] foreign Okay okay all right if I if I run in a circle for a little bit longer it’s not gonna work my [ __ ] dude okay listen um some dude listen I maybe I don’t need my backpack Maybe zero progress that’s not true that’s not true no it’s fine it’s fine okay this time

I’ve I’ve changed I’ve learned my lesson of uh how do I get dirt I need a Blog to get out of it dude okay it’ll be fun I’ll be fine I’ll be fine okay the only difference is or not difference I know it’s gonna sound like cope but it’s not cope okay

I’m playing on 200 pink what is the 62 ping because that’s [ __ ] that’s that’s not true that’s not true my pain is lying whatever also um oh my God also I didn’t get my starting pack so I’m gonna do that now not cheating by the way this comes with the game

That everyone else got but me um oh look at those so a bow and arrows and a sword holy crap are you kidding me that’s not cheating it’s a starting Peg damn that looks sick oh yeah they made me horns look they’re in custom horns for everybody

But it can sue the the side of him I’m about to lose everything that’s not even remotely true well ask me Soto girls are awful I don’t want guidance you can come play the game I can I just I died for Content multiple times okay Emma

I was just showcase and you gave the dangers of the island because you probably thought that I left here because I was scared of Mainland well that’s not true because my island is is just as scary if not words got my Clips yep I got my gloves um

I’m also gonna get my uh Toy jokes and now I’m gonna go back to my grave and I’m gonna now determine not today because everyone else is laughing at me not even you guys everyone else’s on the server I’m the laughing stock oh God Our Father what the [ __ ]

There’s nothing bad so far um um um okay I got my bow oh God see it’s oh God oh no please please before before they come don’t [ __ ] kill me what I threw out what I threw out my backpack am I wearing that huh where’s my backpack it’s on me

It says it’s on me but I can’t see it ah whoa I got an anvil cool Stone Hammer oh because I’m a [ __ ] blacksmith okay I heard the song no you’re right but in this am I defense uh what the [ __ ] am I defense I haven’t streamed along to him so uh

You haven’t heard these songs whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] what is this ah There’s so much [ __ ] go there dude what the [ __ ] oh God oh God no oh God no dude what the [ __ ] is this viridium could there be a dragon on there whoa what the [ __ ] what is this crystal is redstone whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] this place is awesome but I won’t

Abandon oh God oh God no explain to me how dragons work because someone said that dragons are in a cave but it was like the old server you can’t stop the Rope yeah I should probably go home I should probably go home before Uh Oh I thought it was [ __ ] diamond

Whoa is that water it [ __ ] is what the [ __ ] I candy what the hell what you’ve been playing oh God wait is this a pity rate because you saw me darling 50 times listen I promise you it’s not that bad okay I’m not I’m not sad or anything else

It’s I swear it’s uh I’m having a blast it’s not even scary I don’t know yeah thanks for content it’s a [ __ ] diamond but I don’t I don’t know uh uh oh God what the [ __ ] is this what is that would it be cheating if you guys closed

Your eyes and I typed slash home and I went home because I mean you know like technically there’s no rules on the server I mean well there is but I skipped them uh everyone does that all right listen close your eyes I’m not gonna do it but if you close your eyes

Um I’m gonna use my powers that I got you gonna close uh look over there look whoa what the [ __ ] oh my God oh my God what happened that must have been a bad dream that I had whoa holy crap I mined up okay let’s let’s fix this what the [ __ ]

The [ __ ] stabbing mechanically so I love it it was like I’m actually hitting them yeah you can open your eyes go ahead okay we just um Escape in the hole bids has we ever slept in this game ever I don’t know that I don’t know what that says that oh God

Is that a shooting star what the [ __ ] oh my God have you guys ever been on the UFO Reddit where they post like footage of UFOs that people have caught and then they like analyze the no go on either for Reddit did I swear some of those UFOs are totes real

Come on I swear I swear dude it’s a balloon no it’s not yeah is there a time limit oh I’m like how often a pig on Minecraft can breed also how long are pig pregnancies for IRL like how long how long does that last for one month what the [ __ ]

Oh my God imagine how [ __ ] to be if human pregnancies were a month what the [ __ ] I feel like by the time by the time I’m like I figure out that I’m pregnant it’d be too late I’d be given birth oh oh God no we’re gonna start [ __ ] clearing the

Island but the [ __ ] days why is my face so low a pig can orgasm for an hour why do you know that and why are you telling me that why would you ever say that dude nice range dude what the [ __ ] look how [ __ ] cool I am dude holy [ __ ]

I’m like a I’m like a lean boy but by myself I will start one ant nest dead what the [ __ ] oh God I hear him press R why why am I pressing r I’m still in the pose well not damn just [ __ ] okay it’s a real muscle stop it stop it oh

Am I gonna expose something am I I pressed it what wait what the [ __ ] is the point of rolling why is my ring so tiny it looks cool how do I how do I put my coins in my purse well I rolled I know you couldn’t tell but I

Rolled and then I switched my sword in my other hand I was sick shift click what the put them in my hand and click oh [ __ ] I have 35 silk coins copper coins how much is that oh dude is there a lawnmower I heard there’s like vehicles in this game like a car

Uh [ __ ] would I type in to find a car vehicle tractor oh [ __ ] there is dude I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know if you can make it or not I don’t think again I think that’s like a farmer thing I’m gonna need to get a

Farmer to make me a tractor I can’t drive I don’t think I’m gonna [ __ ] driver’s license for a tractor wait that’s that’s not a thing I think oh I think I’m gonna build there on this like little Hill oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah Freedom what the [ __ ] is this okay yeah yeah yeah let me start cleaning this [ __ ] up any vehicle [ __ ] I’m pretty sure you can legally drive uh like a motorbike without a license like uh yeah like a dirt bike right melons there’s a [ __ ] cobra have you ever finished single house

Yes this will be the first one that I finished but I gotta look up a tutorial first but look this is gonna be a review wait [ __ ] and I’m gonna have like a farm and like a pond right here and like a farm and like a horse and like a dragon

On that Hill there’s no copium what the [ __ ] are you oh it was like a cutie or some [ __ ] I don’t know kill his other legs not can I breathe kiwis would I kill everything I meet because all right I I live on this island and I own it I

Bought it and these [ __ ] are here rent free what do you think this guy does he just eats [ __ ] oh wait it’s kind of cute can it here you go how’d I feed him how’d I feed him with a [ __ ] carrot right you go no

Oh my God I’m sorry I didn’t mean to do over like he’s just he’s [ __ ] zooming Eclipse sword then Allen made to fade okay thank you so much thanks thanks for the help dude uh there’s one more thing I can claim B class it is where is that where’s my

Where the [ __ ] is my towns what the [ __ ] is this Ross cinnamon look down I am they’re not Clint it’s got me out of my chest what it’s not even backpack it [ __ ] scammed me okay slap this [ __ ] here what the rotate grid balance grid clear grid what the [ __ ] two chesties

What the [ __ ] is he’s eating a leaf that’s mine [ __ ] it’s my [ __ ] leave from my [ __ ] Island you can come what the [ __ ] now don’t [ __ ] be cold in that he’s a pest ants are ants good like are they like bees or you’re not supposed to kill ants because they’re

Gun or no no okay then I’m in the [ __ ] riot for killing him oh my God my inventory feels so good what else what else um there’s this blue Enchanted sapling that I got from somewhere that I’m gonna plant because I don’t know what the [ __ ] that is did I say here

Uh I’m gonna take my plants that’s normal I’m gonna slap that [ __ ] in there oh and these trees too boys I should have maybe looked up a [ __ ] tutorial on how to build a house before it’s very much to him because how the [ __ ] am I gonna find something now

I’m the invasive species [ __ ] I guess you know I guess you can have a neon said I’m doing like UK role play because I cleaned a bunch of [ __ ] maybe you’re right maybe I Am The Monster maybe I moved into their home and he stayed instead of [ __ ] building

Floor walls in the roof okay all right how’d I open incognito window in Minecraft no YouTube no Google Chrome control shift down how am I far away dude I’m literally here I’m I’m as close to people as I [ __ ] could be control shift n ope okay okay Ctrl shift n

All right I’ll do it I’ll do let’s figure this [ __ ] out uh wait wait control shift n and it won’t leak when I look into it right because maybe maybe I use Incognito or something it still leaks my search [ __ ] dude my needle still leaks my search okay in that case

Hey maybe it doesn’t okay it doesn’t do it on YouTube my ASP tracks my search in private mode really does my I used to be like have access to if if I tell them that like some of the searches that I look up they’re just a joke would they believe me or no

Because I’m like I looked this up because I saw you the video and I was curious um you think I’m gonna list uh man I really thought the highest people they couldn’t care less so if okay would I get an email like a letter in my house if I like access to

See websites or something is that a thing no so they just have my information okay they’ll just arrest me surely you guys because look at [ __ ] up things too right I think I need a window that you’re curious about right Minecraft okay what am I looking up let’s see

Oh [ __ ] my eyeballs itchy ah okay I want I want a island blacksmithing fantasy Paradise that’s what I want but hey look up Minecraft sex no okay I don’t know what the [ __ ] this is help me would I look up oh dude what the [ __ ] typically I’ve used to get like a really

Immersive breaking Villa I did Imagine everyone else he’ll take a [ __ ] fantasy wooden Shack and then there’s just me like a 20 20 [ __ ] oh look up a medieval house I know but it’s gonna it’s gonna match you know like the aesthetic and it can’t have anyone else okay you

[ __ ] you gotta understand there’s like a million people playing on the server and surely someone else is gonna be what the [ __ ] is this can only see you’ve been on Google not what you’ve searched on Google Google knows though so what’s up [Laughter] I mean that it’s under Minecraft it can

Be [ __ ] up right you want to see the helicopter I built no look no no but I feel like it’s gonna be like a helicopter dick or something oh God oh God no it’s gonna be a Minecraft thing it’s gonna be Minecraft It’s gotta be Minecraft you want to see the helicopter

I built look at it no was that Minecraft that was Minecraft right that wasn’t a dick okay you want to see the helicopter I built yes look at it uh there’s something wrong with this I don’t know what’s wrong with this build but we gotta we gotta fix it somehow what wait

A minute does it look like a that thing looked like a uh I think I should add like an extra layer to like put a block here make it more cringy you know do that damn I just made it cross on top of uh paint it what

Damn I must build a house out of this monstrosity wait hold on let’s remove the top shall we Minecrafter what you want to see the helicopter I built look at it what the [ __ ] is this I mean see now I’m curious dude like this is crazy oh my god look you’ve got

Okay now I I know everything I needed to know how old do you think this guy is he really likes the Five Nights at Freddy’s in Minecraft oh [ __ ] I was looking at the house what is that song oh my [ __ ] god dude do you know Sam please okay hold on

Like is that a horse that I just heard I guess in the meantime I can just uh I can just close the game I would tell him okay Minecraft house okay would I look up I’m looking up uh uh Minecraft Minecraft blacksmith house yeah nobody else on the

Server has had the idea to look the [ __ ] up oh this looks stupid whoa oh dude dude oh oh oh I like that but it’s gonna smoke I need it to be big and impressive so that nobody else has the determination to copy me or copy the same tutorial not me do just

You know Size Doesn’t Matter yes it does maybe if I type in oh big I’m Minecraft the big fantasy house damp damn oh [ __ ] oh my dude if I ever make this you um this one’s doable right kinda I mean I mean like making a Dragon A Fantasy house

Yes I will make it I guess I [ __ ] won’t but it yes I will just let me pick one oh this one’s nice too I think this one right this one’s gonna be the most like fantasy ask make the Twin Tower where the [ __ ] did you see that download schematico schematics you think

I know what the [ __ ] that is schematics it’s one Tower Twin Tower I think I’m gonna make the dragon I think come on hey everyone welcome back to geekbuilds I am gee Creator both Minecraft and being a coach I think I can make this video

So today’s video is going to be a map where I build this huge dragon and then build a medium-sized medieval house and if you’ve been a keto for a while you might expect at about this time for there to be a world Pinner time lapse but I’m going to experiment with how I

Do these videos and actually move this video but look easy dude what the [ __ ] what is he doing so I hope you enjoyed the video let me know if you like what does it take a year no we don’t I just okay something that fits a black smooth

This one’s called a fantasy blacksmith house let me look at it let me go all right let’s see here’s the bills I mean I mean I mean it’s doable right is I don’t like how small it is like it looks tall but it looks small at the same time

Yeah no this looks [ __ ] dark oh wait that’s the [ __ ] cider oh no it’s not yeah I don’t like that maybe I think this one the fantasy mansion [ __ ] [ __ ] the decisions man look up dirt stack no no I can do this come on I’m not gonna quit I’m not

It’s just I can’t pick I can’t [ __ ] pick the decisions dude start your house the wave in blacksmith Ford wouldn’t they build that [ __ ] on like a [ __ ] Mountain oh [ __ ] I should have built in a mountain Um I did a b what’s that word like uh not optimistic but I gotta shoot High is that is that it that’s crazy how I gotta no not be I gotta be ambitious because my neighbors silver is building a [ __ ] tree okay it’s huge I gotta build something of a similar scale

Okay my build needs to be impressive so that when people come to my house they’re like whoa you made this and I’m like yeah I did actually I didn’t make it [ __ ] this doesn’t look too bad I mean I got no no maybe I just go back to the house that we were initially gonna make and then I gave up on what do you think boys um dirt sag come on come on please don’t why not give me a reason why not

It was easy the first time it was easy it’s just I got busy okay I got [ __ ] busy and then I I couldn’t finish it fine I’m looking I’m gonna um [ __ ] it let’s just let’s just go for this one this one looks great let’s see it You like it okay oh God it’s gonna be so [ __ ] hard to follow oh my God he’s like speed running the [ __ ] tutorial The Dwarven Castle take it over by a dragon foreign fantasy Tavern in let’s see this one oh my God it’s perfect is it switch to the tutorial oh my God it’s gonna scare you thank you with a hole in it stop oh my God and there’s a tutorial

Wait what is the house on the left there this one I like this one what is that one oh no no Minecraft Master build this is no it’s a barn okay hold on this guy’s got a Channel with very little viewership which means that nobody else can find it which means

That I can steal an idea that nobody else will have ever coolish holy [ __ ] boys I gotta get like the the least popular one like um okay Merchant House or Tavern Inn or fantasy beach house oh fantasy blacksmith house wait Oh [ __ ] are you been on this one that’s the one I didn’t like [ __ ] it’s the head is the one I saw [ __ ] how about come on pick for me come on I’m undersized uh maybe this medium house double Tower house double Tower house double Tower house

The barn you like the barn where’s the barn where the [ __ ] do you see that Barn but this one no you’re out of your [ __ ] [ __ ] this I’m not living in the barn that’s not the one I like that is not the one that I like it is not it just is not

Oh [ __ ] this guy’s built suck I’m gonna have to do the mathematics myself oh no oh God no Oh God We mean yeah I think it’s [ __ ] hard he’s got no layout he’s gonna [ __ ] lay out it’s a time lapse it’s not tutorial uh oh God oh God I can’t stand oh my God no no [ __ ] Wonder no [ __ ] Wonder this guy’s got no views because it’s not tutorial

I guess I could steal it still better be it’d be harder to steal like a description containing the village archives a beautiful building was erected what the [ __ ] is he talking about with a beautiful view of the fields at the foot of the mountain and holds magical books and papyrus

Is puppy rose that like uh is the game from undertale right that was a joke I know the Papyrus is I know it’s a paper okay [Laughter] I know it is damn that sounds nice now go back to the uh on the tutorials these are [ __ ] no offense dude they’re [ __ ] shot

Time lapse we don’t care about time lapses we need a fantasy mansion tutorial super big uh blacksmith cool house oh what do you think about this one please I think I’ve seen that one already a little bit of the medieval House part one okay okay okay listen up oh my God

[ __ ] it’s between oh my God this one stuck too I think it’s this one right this is why I’m homeless that’s not true hi it is but this was a process that’s gonna be better right yeah look list is on description and now I just gotta count oh my God oh my God

Oh my God honey what the [ __ ] dude Penny you’re [ __ ] crazy you [ __ ] did it say you could no wait this one’s took two is this one nice is this some fantasy I don’t think it is thank you thanks so much thank you thank you and but I can’t do it you’re tense you’re invading me so I can start building

But lose the this is the house that I live in for the rest of my Minecraft life okay I’m gonna die in this house I’m gonna [ __ ] die in the house it has to be perfect it’s cute but generic [ __ ] you Oh this one all of this guy’s houses look the [ __ ] same like how’s one of Beats house where’s the beach I like this one oh yeah this one this is a this is the no no How does he know where to put the blocks down Oh God it’s the same guy same [ __ ] guy dude is Belinda B you can count Like I was I wish he’d zoom out so I could see it it’s like count the blog positions you know no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no just go back just find a [ __ ] tutorial it’s gonna be a tutorial

I’m going back to my first initial house it was perfect unless this one’s better it’s big Tony oh my God I love it big Tony let’s go big Tony evil mansion in this video we’re just 62 000 likes that doesn’t mean people copied it right that doesn’t mean people are gonna have

The same house as me hey guys putting the exterior but I’ll be posting a video soon where we’ll build the interior so uh make sure you subscribe why am I why could I not just make my own I could make my own and make it oh God no I couldn’t

I couldn’t I can’t no I can’t I can’t last time in my own house it was a [ __ ] square and then everyone’s like oh you do the same house oh my God and then I’m like [ __ ] I know it’s the same house that I don’t have to make a different one

I know it is I know it is at least it’s not a [ __ ] dirt Shack okay Minecraft build tutorial fantasy house this is it all right all right all right all right something simple something cute [ __ ] guy what it was built looks so good King piece piece of [ __ ]

Oh dude this is sick it’s him it’s him of the stupid builds no no I’m gonna fall for it I’m gonna fall for it and I’m gonna come out oh God no Uncle no he’s the only guy though he clickbaits a fantasy house and I’m gonna fall

I’m doing it I’m doing it I don’t care whatever he does I’ll do I’ll follow oh no no no where is that where the [ __ ] is he which house did I want to do oh [ __ ] oh God no wait this one’s nice too which one this one fantasy okay this one’s Shepherd house

It’s gonna it’s gonna be it’s build process so it’s gonna be easier oh we like that we like that a lot we like that we holy [ __ ] Damn that’s nice okay okay see one two three one three one three one three [ __ ] one thing oh God oh God it’s midish shut the [ __ ] up it’s not mid I just I wish that’s not through yes it is a [ __ ] three that’s a three isn’t it here I’m gonna screenshot this

And then I’m gonna open paint without leaking my wait let me even see what the [ __ ] they have on my computer let me see this [ __ ] International Day Against Breast Cancer this isn’t that bad look I you can’t even see [ __ ] I am oh God no what the [ __ ]

Okay thank God I didn’t do it on stream yeah Okay so I’m gonna zoom in this is clearly one block yes we agree in which case if we take the length of this block one [ __ ] okay one two oh [ __ ] God why is pain so hard to use two oh no what

Hold on hold on I don’t get it anymore is this two blocks or three it’s three right it’s three okay that’s a three one three one two three four five six seven eight eight we mean seven are you getting a [ __ ] seven one two three four five six seven oh

Okay hold on where’s the entrance which one’s the entrance this is not even the middle you think the seven is the entrance what about this seven oh [ __ ] hold on maybe let me let me keep watching Let me let me skip forward a little bit uh let’s see the end result to see where the door is uh what the [ __ ] oh God no Oh my God this is it it’s gonna be the seven right because he’s got the pillars on three yeah I have a pastor yeah good I’m gonna [ __ ] I’m gonna get a pig in there okay all right in that case boys I’m gonna take my paint screen on this side

And then uh what kind of blocks are those oh oh no no no no no I think that was um it’s not Stone It’s deep slate brick what the [ __ ] is deep slate uh as deep sleep easy to get oh God oh God why are you saying oh God don’t say that dark Rock easy I can make dark I can do that it’s just I need a pick first which I can get

With my quest book see a little pickaxe oh my God I gotta get very deep that’s fine I I I don’t mind getting deep oh God how am I dumb how am I dumb baby I don’t know if you ever heard of this YouTuber named Chester but I think

It’d be really funny if you and them collab yeah I don’t know who that is no thanks sorry sorry I don’t collab where are my choices I I don’t Club even with my friends oh [ __ ] I’m getting swarmed oh God what a four-man raid holy crap thank you so much that’s crazy now

All right I’ve noticed that like streamers of like 20 viewers have the biggest Oilers uh that wasn’t that I’m not talking about you but like I was browsing the small channels last night no you can roll I don’t know the roll oh I feel like why is that why is that

The Oilers oh I guess because like bigger streamers have more money and they want to help out or it’s easier to be better social because the streamer talks to you if you’re the only [ __ ] like viewer in the chat holy [ __ ] no competition all right stop typing I’m trying to talk to uh

Is this deep slight it is right it’s dark it is jump no no yes yes oh God oh God do you see that what the [ __ ] is that why is the guy Enchanted what a beautiful seed right that’s what I said and everyone laughed at me and they

Called me play [ __ ] but it’s nice oh iron no it’s rocks let’s go it’s my first dig as a black Smurf I don’t know deep space a chance to explode what the [ __ ] is soapstone oh God how deep do I have to go for deep slick oh no oh God no

Hey I go to the gym now oh God it’s fine it’s not fine oh my God no oh my God no okay oh my God okay okay this is a [ __ ] disaster this is so bad this is this is so bad oh [ __ ] me it’s the same place

I could do it I gotta do a circle I can’t run yes it’s fine it’s fine so far so good this is all according to plan just in case you didn’t know just that yep yep um okay anyways I’m gonna go now wow I don’t really want that teleport no teleporting is cheating

I need I need soapstone no [ __ ] what is that deep sleep can I mine deep slate with my pickaxe or no I don’t have a crafting band whoa I found it I just need enough for my house this is it this is what I came here for you you’re income don’t say that

Don’t say that the moon and Terraria yeah or no some real brutal talk Happening by no [ __ ] wood no [ __ ] I got [ __ ] [ __ ] I got I got like one two five I’m My Own [ __ ] I can date myself imagine not being a girl hey hey you know what at least I can

[ __ ] feel booze if I want to all right you can’t I can’t oh what the [ __ ] fat [Laughter] oh [ __ ] oh oh God that’s okay body positivity can I mine this no no come back self says it’s not selfless to feel my boob that’s that’s like cancer checking right yeah

[ __ ] I didn’t do the math on how many like blocks I need one three one three one three seven that’s like at least like two stacks right I guess I’ll dig until I run out of pickaxe I don’t enjoy boobs how guys do so you’re saying that I don’t

So you’re saying my boobs are a waste of me that’s crazy it is crazy you take that back now I am a boob kind of kind of connoisseur and Andrew boobs and my boobs are great and it’s not self-size even do your own balls would you guys suck your own dick if you

Could no yes man I was the weirdest [ __ ] every day uh no I wasn’t like watching it for like my own pleasure anything like that but it was the video of this like really old guy like he was like 90. [ __ ] and then he ate his own calm and that it

Blew my mind because it just blew my [ __ ] mind like what no I didn’t I didn’t decide to watch it like I just I don’t know I don’t know where I’ve seen it but I’ve seen it I didn’t look it up if that’s what you’re wondering that’s not a thing wait

Wait how do I make how do I make deep sleep oh God no oh God I don’t know how do I make a brick bring it well stone cutter what the f I don’t know the [ __ ] I’m doing yeah what the folks I mean something it’s my like forehead

Uh you know how the biomes the sparsh jungle if I kill all the trees and remove all the grass is it still gonna be a jungle how do I oh [ __ ] me [ __ ] how do I use the stone cutter I’m blind it’s not a [ __ ] blind playthroughs help me it’s only decorative oh

No no no that one’s a toy oh God Adam oh [ __ ] don’t cut her I I can’t even make it oh yeah I can Stone and an iron ingot okay it’s fine I’m gonna do that just need some stones uh Stone what the [ __ ] and you live in a village wrong

I just need a stone I’m going okay oh oh God it’ll be fine right yeah I don’t know what grenade is but it’s fine mud mostly Carmine what the [ __ ] is this I don’t know grandle right [ __ ] I need Stone goop Stone polish goop still like that is this Stone

Whoa volcanic ash I might not [ __ ] volcano oh copper oh man I bet copper is super rare and everyone’s talking right now it’s just the pugs aren’t going through for some reason but everyone’s plugging right guys like that copper I better go make some cool stuff with a holy [ __ ] [ __ ]

I had a question you know how in medieval times uh they have like silver and gold coins and [ __ ] like that what is stopping a minor from just making his own money how would they be able to tell if there’s no signing on it it’s just like a gold coin

The point is a my dog told me a can of children anymore after the accident it is kind of my own fault for getting my pubic hair cut Bagel called Edwards the three hands huh whoa I have no toys that’s really sad man straight to happen exile whoa look at this blue stone

Anyone can make coins and money oh come on he’s edging uh you know the hell’s us Ryan Asurion editing or no adding also uh not trying to like Goomba or nothing like that why is it that like when you edge it like kills your orgasm at the end like

Sometimes maybe like you edge too much and it just it’s just [ __ ] it is yeah [ __ ] that’s the opposite oh God I’m doing it wrong I [ __ ] up an ads [ __ ] I what the [ __ ] what is going on well it fixed my leg well my game is so smooth now holy [ __ ] okay

Fill it fill it God I’ve never I’ve never thought about it but stone is so hard to find is adding something to do with blood pressure are you [ __ ] kidding me what the hell are you talking about oh no I get stoned from burning cobblestone yeah okay the weight gets soaked from

[ __ ] burning soap soon he’s asking him on the right website yeah are you kidding me dude this is the website where people [ __ ] stream and get away with them [ __ ] yeah I’m gonna talk about edging I’m trying to I’m trying to wow whoa Damn [ __ ] that’s not Stone either cotton stone what the [ __ ] are these real Stones iron is there something called cotton stone yes um if he plays any weird stones close your eyes close your eyes now please close them what is this fov how do I up my fov I don’t know

I don’t know I’m sorry I don’t know um oh how about this click Pro or L quick Pro makes me all right look at look holy [ __ ] boys look look look over here well uh I’ve been I’m uh whoa I’m going home uh here oh well that’s not cheating I get five free

Teleports a day and I’ve used one of them so what the fight did I go down there for oh yes don’t it’s not cheating uh it’s called Magic okay I have met it and uh there is the magic spell on my Island that lets them teleport home to my Island

It’s called Magic you wouldn’t know about it because you’re not 40 yet me on the other hand oh God would you still watch me if I was old no you [ __ ] wouldn’t dude I know I’ve been watching this uh this mom play A League of Legends he’s like 70 just gaming League

What is this song what the [ __ ] not like I use the camp yeah but like within a I don’t know I feel like it would make things weirder if you knew it was like 60 or something or not new but like if that was you know a thing

Like you call me grandma or some [ __ ] like that home isn’t cheating but okay let me just mine my 64 stacks of diamonds and teleport home we would only be 62. oh you want to grow up with me oh my God oh my God and what the [ __ ]

That’ll absolutely be an aging stream of religion will keep watching dude in like five years we’ll all have kids oh we’ll have kids and then you want okay I want either no no okay how about like 10 years come on town and then you can you can set your [ __ ] kid to watch

Jesus [ __ ] my heart you can set your kid to watch My Stream in this like computer I [ __ ] dumped it and uh why why you can we can play two viewers it’s really we can offer you to have care yeah right oh what the [ __ ] you back up oh God his wife huh

[ __ ] hate spiders and I make a switch baby what’s wrong with that I would be a great educator and that’s a fact with a t fact oh I could teach your kids how to like build a Minecraft oh my [ __ ] god come on because what’s a house guy together Maybe I should make a dirt set maybe uh maybe I make a dirt sag and uh go take a piss um and I come home and uh I I’m not using a guide I’m making a guide and I have I have pain proof to prove my point what my pack is

My pack is cooled I don’t [ __ ] know here look oh that’s my own video I made this video whatever that said that that is not what you thought it said foreign Jesus Christ holy [ __ ] I didn’t know Skellington’s burned [ __ ] you it’s not bad here now I’m gonna burn no

Yes oh [ __ ] where’s my [ __ ] oh God no it’s fine I’ll just use my my wood for now [ __ ] it’s beautiful X is for instead of AOE damage wild yeah I know that is a spider and dead or not what the [ __ ] is that it’s a pencil dick creeper oh God no

I almost don’t want to kill him he already has it so hard in his life are you okay man he’s so cute him why doesn’t he blew me up wait you want to be friends hey okay here I’ll show you to my house hello I didn’t get a leash what the [ __ ]

Okay that I guess he doesn’t blow up I think he’s friendly okay two what the was that a booby oh God that’s the boobies I know boobies because they have blue fee look blue-footed booby I told you I know my birds oh my God oh my God

I love you dude I didn’t take him home the other one is unknown can I not tame the booby I guess I hate that I don’t know what to [ __ ] doing anything man my island has such a wide array of Flora on it it’s crazy I thought boobies were like tropical and

[ __ ] you know take them home to walk home hey what’s up Peter have a good day man well home I’ll show you right now [ __ ] after I burn my where’s my iron there it is foreign how many dollars I’m going to sit on you um it depends uh

How much how much are you offering dude all right I got hardware and now oh boys oh boys oh oh whoa this is it 64 deep sleep bricks and now we’re just gonna decide where the [ __ ] we’re gonna make the house let’s see where do we feel and this wouldn’t even have

I think on the facing like that right feels Dino progress I’ve been three hours of we made progress before two okay it was slow I like that Hill it looks nice the hill is nice it’s just there’s gonna be a little feeling to do but I can fill it up the home hey

Wait I just realized but I can’t have it like angular oh God no oh God no that means oh God no that means I can’t have it facing that way oh no oh no okay it would say but I make it face down I have to clear some [ __ ] let’s see okay

If silver lives here I guess I could like have it facing this way and I think oh like a beach walkway and just make it like in the middle here oh yeah like here yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah oh God but it’s got no Hill to stand on

I’d have to lower the entire Hill and put it on the hill up oh my God no like a blue [ __ ] up I guess it doesn’t need to be on a hill right it could just be like in the oh my God oh my God

It would be on top of the Ravine that’s so bad that’s so bad I guess it’s not that much to fill out it just be filling this to that side with some sand that I’m gonna get once I make a shovel or two oh god oh [ __ ] I’ll be fine it’ll be fine

Make it on the hill to the north that one foreign one week later no no no no no here that looks so [ __ ] bad oh God I’m starving what’s so how’s my thinking unless you asked um fantasy house It doesn’t look like dog water it doesn’t all right it’s gonna look beautiful it’s gonna look so nice that when I’m done with this you’re gonna be you’re gonna you know what I think you’re right I think I’m gonna make my house there I think I want to save space and uh

Build from the North and then make it my Island so you know what am I just wait with this grass so gross nope okay we’re not building on this one I’m not building on [ __ ] Savannah three hours to find this place it took longer than that it took three days [ __ ]

I think we just okay listen number one we fill this and we build it in the middle and then it’s gonna have like a walkway to the beach like a path like that and that way we can splint the silver or make a bridge

Or we build it here and we just curve it either way it’s gonna be a a lot of [ __ ] work oh God we cleared it the bridge we curved it I was [ __ ] clear of it wait what is that pick a point where you’re like are you an angel or some

[ __ ] because you fell out of Heaven how does that go how does that go I needed for my Minecraft pickup uh lines did it hurt when you fell from heaven wings yeah I got him good or her I don’t know who that is imagine someone like things that wrong

And they think I’m a creep and they report me and I get removed from the server I got ignored uh they ignored me that’s fine what a great visor it was smirks tell me how can I tame a booby tell me no foreign that was pretty close right that was it no Maybe maybe it was like oh too like made to excavate dirt as a blacksmith you know what dirt no [ __ ] maybe oh shovel oh what the [ __ ] uh okay maybe like a drill oh no mechanical drill what the [ __ ] it’s called an excavator and it’s gonna dig up my dirt like this

I need like an animal that eats dirt do those exist like a worm but I think I just poop it back out I think worms just poop it out I actually oh fun fact right did you know what the [ __ ] is this foreign did you know that

The reason why a lot of like ancient buildings and [ __ ] are underground is because worms eat the dirt around it and then they poop it out and then they [ __ ] they basically bury it it’s because of worms I can get worms yeah I learned that on Reddit honest to God I don’t yep

My mom told me to go to school but what did School teach me when I can get my knowledge off of Google [ __ ] you Mom the gray I’m in life now I’m too scared to play [ __ ] smarter than a fourth grader good no no no back off buddy oh God

Hey he doesn’t destroy my hole that sounds weird not like that okay not like that I am flattening all this land out it’s gonna be beautiful holy [ __ ] I will remove my new dirt we could also do the the middle ground idea what do you think

Baby can I give you a little once I’ve installed I can’t because I don’t know what I have installed because it’s a month back it’s like multiple mob tags on the server that I’m playing on I didn’t download anything I just downloaded the pads I don’t know what’s

In this in this mod pack I don’t know McQueen dude are you [ __ ] overwhelmed I don’t know what the [ __ ] I want to do little pegs for them what is the name of the mop bag I don’t know I don’t know like Bounce has some fee I don’t I don’t know

I don’t know I don’t know what happened to Terraria it’s on pause it’s today like okay dude I thought it was snap I thought it was a good [ __ ] idiot to like climb an island but um starting to realize that I might have uh yeah I think I [ __ ] up

Unless you just made a little hot little little [ __ ] dirt sack no breath of the wild did not get dropped it did not what the [ __ ] it’s not I will play both of them today I’m by myself on the new [ __ ] continent I was okay I was gonna live like here

But everyone was like [ __ ] hot biking and I was like [ __ ] I feel bad so it moved and I’m by myself and I feel like a nice social freak they’re gonna like it sort out that’s good no God of War is soon I promise and yeah uh yeah yeah

It’s not cool film it’s still today I end up beating Allison ring yeah are you kidding me of course I didn’t and I’m gonna beat it again soon like really soon yeah no I think we [ __ ] up I do what the [ __ ] how much dirt would I need

To fill this entire thing up no we can’t do it we can no I’ll just it’s fine I like this place I will make it beautiful I will I I will oh God oh God can we see all of my avatar you mean me of course um you’re looking at it

I’m just a torso what the [ __ ] man you can’t be posting that [ __ ] oh listen I’m gonna let you get away with that but next time you do that mommy’s mommy’s gonna be very upset all right you’re putting me through Shame by posting other futa woman I am the only futa

Prima from Toys yeah dude don’t do it oh God he doesn’t know wait you can do it if you’re a Non-Stop but if you’re a sad please don’t miss UPS what’s up Jacob what the [ __ ] all right this is fine let me just let me just slap the [ __ ] around

Get another stack of dirt all right and then boys I think I’m ready to follow the guide I’m doing it well my pack is this it’s vanilla I I love vanilla Minecraft it’s my favorite Minecraft oh my God okay this is big enough for now yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah beautiful

And then this is gonna be my walkway down yeah yeah yeah yeah do you guys ever get this [ __ ] too is this girl is the girl on anything Minecraft audience oh my God okay I’m gonna I’m gonna Tab out if you see something ignore it it’s not what you think it is

Okay it’s fine um okay one oh five that’s gonna go in the ground here it is we’re starting up Blues one two three and then it goes like this one two three almost done yeah uh yeah I’m I’m this oh [ __ ] for my YouTube intro hey guys yo what’s going on uh today

Me I’m gonna make this Minecraft house uh just it’s gonna be very slow zoomed in you can see how I’m building it nothing creative um anyway enjoy have fun one two three four five six hello seven oh [ __ ] wait hold on hold on one two three four five six

Seven okay in my in my guide does that mean seven here or seven with this I think it’s an eight right that’s a [ __ ] eight first one seven eight one two one two three four five six seven done got it and then what do you get Damon oh my [ __ ] wallpaper

You like that a snake is bad oh my God it’s so cute but I’ve been in the ground because it’s my guide one two three three oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] it hold on one two okay so that doesn’t go there it goes here I don’t know why but it does

And then you just go down I never counted the down ones but I think it’s the same oh God oh God is this the one that’s a three right one two three one one yeah yeah yeah you think it’s a four what are you saying four one one two three

You’re still wrong and stupid and you should feel bad wait no I think you’re right one three no I’m right no no how good I’m confused I’m [ __ ] confused is it here or there is the left or the right it’s three it’s three It’s gotta be you’re making me doubt myself you’re

Making me [ __ ] tell myself it’s like this it’s Gotta Be what why does this house feel so like it feels so thin is it because it’s not done yet yeah it’s really oh my God it’s so thin what’s the video the video is one two three four five six what the

[ __ ] one two one two three one two one two three one two it’s Ray I’m Ray it’s fine I’m [ __ ] right the [ __ ] I’m right and you you’re making me dumb myself it’s narrow it doesn’t matter it’s probably it’s probably gonna be bigger than that also there’s nothing wrong with narunas

Because it’s not it’s not the the thickness of it it’s how you use it and I’m Gonna Make this House efficient it’s so narrow why is it like that no hold on this is wrong this can’t be it let me just watch the video Oh my God it’s narrow as [ __ ] it’s so [ __ ] narrow that’s okay and that it was good that it was good make it wider listen listen [ __ ] if I make it if I make it whiter oh no no no listen that’s the side right what the [ __ ] was the point

Of doing the little the one blog on the side oh God oh God I’m so narrow multiple each Dimension by two let me just see maybe it looks narrow but it’s not gonna be narrow at the end does it ever go inside come on go inside go inside no you [ __ ]

Come on show me on the inside foreign I like I like I like it narrow I love it I love it I love it I love it and you’re wrong it’s not an error okay it’s narrow but it makes it for the fact because it’s tall it’s it’s big you

Know it goes It goes High oh my God it’s so [ __ ] tall no I don’t like pencil dicks actually I don’t know I’ve never I don’t know there’s nothing wrong with that remember wait I think I did count it wrong did I okay help me does this look right to you

This one this side yes are you sure because it looks like it looks like this block is one two three and he puts it on the fourth fourth down whereas mine is one two three oh oh god oh no oh God okay it makes sense now he’s the same on that side

Okay I see this [ __ ] correct [ __ ] God damn it it’s a [ __ ] grass and this is why I keep my computer turned on at night just kidding no I don’t I don’t I don’t do that that’d be very [ __ ] up no way no way I’m out no I have enough

I don’t have enough for the base oh God oh God oh my God I’m gonna be here for like 10 10 months where the [ __ ] where this [ __ ] tree come from foreign I have a couple more can I hire someone to yo boys what if I get one of you on the

Servers they can play with your favorite streamer and then you you mine for me come on come on I’m gonna give you some purpose in life oh it’s gonna be fun it’s not it’s not what no it’s you’re okay no you’re making that sound really [ __ ] up it’s not like that

It’s you guys because you’re being useful right if you don’t do that I’ll kill him I’ll kill him the [ __ ] okay okay I think I [ __ ] up here one two [ __ ] one two three four yeah I [ __ ] them Bam Bam Bam Bam [ __ ] we’re done with the guide

Oh we did it boys we [ __ ] did it look look and admire yo as real thanks [ __ ] hey here uh what can I do uh let’s see I have some emotes I can do for you how about uh thanks oh man thanks so much ask Grandma thank you too what’s small

Would be saying small why are you girls why are you house shaming me you’re real you know that’s [ __ ] up right that’s mean did you guys know that a kiwi egg not the fruit the animal did you know that a kiwi egg is basically the size of the entire kiwi mom

Look up kiwi egg x-ray look it up booby boys tell me what is what is the month back it’s from it’s a it’s a good Goodall I contain both I don’t entertainment it’s leaving it’s my first movie we can’t see the chat you understand use melon seeds on the booby okay how do

I get melon seeds there’s Melones here how do I how do I get the seat from the melon oh come here baby a booby oh what the [ __ ] you lied to me you mother like what I can hit it I dude dude he’s got high advantage it’s carrot seeds how about wheat

Hey hey come here he doesn’t like them either what do I do what I do weed seeds Okay melon seeds no weed seeds no oh oh that sounds like uh uh all right let me see hold on hold on booby diet boobies eat fish larger female boobies eat fish

Oh it’s filling boobies it’s it’s actually boobies okay [ __ ] I don’t I don’t have a fish man I don’t know how to give it to you I don’t know [ __ ] you little boobies yeah you like that oh maybe oh can I make a fishing rod oh yeah I [ __ ] can good oh [ __ ]

Oh okay go go go go go go go go here we go here we go here we go here we go come on fish I got a pissed I’ve been holding my piston for the past four hours I feel like I’m getting bladder stones do I need babe no no please oh [ __ ]

Oh God I got it I got a [ __ ] red Porgy what the [ __ ] is a Porgy where’s my booby booby no no you don’t talk to him oh [ __ ] [ __ ] wait why is my why the [ __ ] is my fishing rod and lucky wait wait when I make stuff it gives it a

[ __ ] it gives it a chance what the oh God they’re coming through to my whole from the bag from the front from the side stay the [ __ ] away oh I was wondering also is it a blacksmith thing the the uh tools and [ __ ] I craft have and

Sounds on them or does everyone get that rare iron shovel no [ __ ] wonder I get so much better when I oh okay I’m [ __ ] lucky that’s crazy what the [ __ ] that’s not what good [ __ ] sounds like oh my God I got an octopus octo Rock octo Rock what the [ __ ] ew okay

I can make an oak to rock roll with rice man that’s sick Is it alive oh God I’m one of them I was the video of a person swallowing an octopus and it got stuck in their throat hey how’d you die oh you drowned wait that sounds gonna [ __ ] that I was

Making like a name joke but I realized now that sounds really [ __ ] up I take it back it was gonna feel like an well moving on it was on the whole point of blacksmith is trying to build a house based on their own memory from a YouTube video

Obviously she is doing an unusual job of doing it while defending her Homestead well [ __ ] God every time I get hit every time I get [ __ ] hit whoa no I feel like I’m peeing like I’m about to [ __ ] piss myself it stresses me out which in turn

Stresses my bladder out which in turn makes me want to pee he’s a good shovel just go can you just go with me please I don’t want to go by myself please come on we can race it’ll be fun it’ll be fun to raise put my mic there too I’m ready

I’m not gonna piss in a bottle wait I’m not ready yet I’m not ready yet I’m not ready yet because I’m oh yeah okay I’m Gonna Leave You guys with the Enderman I’m not gonna look at it here make sure it doesn’t look at me okay

And then I’ll be back in 30 seconds literally 30 [ __ ] seconds gonna be crazy oh God okay BRB BRB ready three oh yeah three two one go foreign foreign shirt on I was okay that I was changing my shirts yes I was yes I was I told you it was

Too hot so I went to open it I am gonna take a [ __ ] when I have my coffee which is like five minutes and then I’ll share that right now I don’t need to yet [ __ ] I was gonna try and feed the booby I don’t think I can keep them I’m sorry

I’m sorry just go go never come back you ever wonder if who there was a star beside the [ __ ] afterwards no but coffee makes me go and I feel like we talked about this but we never came to the conclusion why it makes me want to chat so why is that

Oh let me make a pickaxe to begin because coffee brown [ __ ] smells so Brown okay I like that uh iron and then and then um done and now all I need later is [ __ ] torches which we don’t have any of oh yeah we do five increase metabolism this makes you [ __ ] really

So if you’re fat if you start your day with a coffee with that would that help things along what the [ __ ] whoa I didn’t know you’re still [ __ ] streaming my queen my queen come play on the balance over I sleep playing the [ __ ] order so we’re thinking but that should look hard

This looks hard and I think everyone else like preoccupied with this one it’s an induction your schedule is so [ __ ] bad I love you [ __ ] my food oh I got him I there was a whole little deep slay that we were in the oh God I’m gonna have to find again

Whoa what the oh it’s more okay wait isn’t this where I found the diamonds it is right if I just go get it done with my thingies yeah come come come come come it’s really easy to download too slowly yeah there’s a monkey monkey race I think I’m a demon uh I think

I’m not sure how to attack um yeah it says selected rays demon uh yeah yeah there’s a monster monkey slime demon and a timeless whoa one man raid holy [ __ ] dude thank you so much deep slate here it is but let me go get the diamond first before I forget about it

I can walk in lava as a demon are you sure I feel like you’re beating me you promised me no [ __ ] that [ __ ] that you can walk in lava let me let me what the [ __ ] I’m not a demon and then mining in deep Sleep [ __ ] blues

Oh God oh God I’m [ __ ] lost where’s the diamond um uh it was like a like a one once I hit my coffee thanks we braid guy which one I forgot what are you talking about I found it who the [ __ ] is the wee break guy oh [ __ ]

I I I I I I I here it comes did not read app was message one oh [ __ ] no no no leave me alone why does my coffee smell like this smells like it smells like a cigarette what the [ __ ] it tastes fine but it smells like a [ __ ] Ziggy

Oh God now my breath smells like I’ve been smoking two that’s it two five a smoker’s bad enough it’s home made oh another diamond the event that it will come back one okay that’s enough for a pickaxe I guess that’s not bad but it’s not [ __ ] bad no okay

That’s not a diamond I got [ __ ] excited for no reason [ __ ] I need this van they beloved shut the [ __ ] up it’s mine in time it doesn’t mean beloved sink isn’t zinc a vitamin then one zinc I wanna it’s a mineral yeah but it comes in your

You get like a zinc vitamins right right I’m not crazy you can use zinc supplements that’s not crazy oh shut up you guys I used that I can walk in lava Let’s test your theory what the [ __ ] is this ew foreign no no no no no no please help me

It’s lagging the blank Wilson because the server is based on West Coast it makes the gameplay is so hard it’s not because I’m bad it’s just harder for me look I’m on 160 pings nuts I’m not ending I’m not I’m gonna finish my house what the [ __ ] oh God oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

Okay I sound like a crack at it that has to stop oh or two oh two diamonds look I got five diamonds dude what I even come here for oh deep sleep all right let’s get to mine on boys rare iron pickaxe one armor max Health 10 durability holy [ __ ]

Do I know the way back yeah it’s a slash home yeah I know it’s pretty easy dude baby is definitely a game of voice changer by the way yeah you got me dude got me so hard thanks for the compliment sucker he doesn’t know he doesn’t [ __ ] know say oh where is that

I don’t know do you put you off you know when I [ __ ] uploaded they swipe when I uploaded this swipe and they removed it after like in an hour not even two hours it’s really fast they didn’t even send me an email informing me of the removal

I think they knew that it was like they knew I knew it was gonna get removed normally they like email you and they’re like so your emo was like okay stop yeah I think I think this gave me a pass like I didn’t they said nothing they just removed it

What the what the [ __ ] where’d he come from why am I a brand risk that is crazy that is that is [ __ ] crazy dude yeah okay a little bit sure but uh you know I yeah yeah so oh [ __ ] me oh God no oh my [ __ ] god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ]

I’m I’m not a brand risk I’m a brand I’m brand friendly I’ve been brand friendly I have I have changed my ways I have stopped wearing the Hat um and if something the bad words that were not brand friendly and now I’m a family-friendly streamer yes I am that’s not cool film

For example I stopped saying the r word because it was offensive to the our people and nights at and you know old vague it’s not an it’s not it feels strong man that’s a I’ve learned my mistake what’s the r word Lars in my what’s that oh God

Chris acts the doubt there’s no doubting you can’t doubt something that’s true I’ve changed the better I am a nice dreamer now and I’ve I’ve stopped making I’ve stopped making jokes that my expense the woman hat gone [Laughter] it’s true that’s not a lie that’s I’ve no

How else am I a prime risk make this home my home I couldn’t do that to your mom as there’s dabs as there is um back flips asterisk wings and blushes do a flip you want to see it I’ll show you hold on is there no uh

Is there no flips in this game oh my [ __ ] okay uh you see it where is it here I’m gonna I’m gonna get something even cooler that’s right I’m not afraid of the zombies outside so do you want to see the gritty all right I’ll do it I’m [ __ ] granny

It’s just really [ __ ] loud where’s the gritty here How the [ __ ] do I adjust the volume of the emotes um McKay and the and beautiful server people how do I adjust the emo volume [ __ ] the what what in the blister options oh can I not I just may [ __ ] amplify volume only applies to the emotes oh God I can mute people

[ __ ] you uh where am I for amplify volume huh I have mine for amplifier volume ah first one is emotes oh well I can record my Minecraft gameplay this one like so okay let’s try this out let’s hit the gritty dude it’s so [ __ ] loud I think we did it wrong

I think I think we [ __ ] up I don’t think that’s correct I was on the right screen oh [ __ ] the top one I am adjusting the top one [ __ ] look [ __ ] maybe like minus 90. Maybe settings oh maybe I can amplify myself to like minus 50 percent okay maybe like minus 72. okay

Oh I think I said it holy [ __ ] man boys the [ __ ] gritty oh my God you can you can tweaking game can I can I do it like 10 minutes yeah boy I got you let me just um let me just show you my Minecraft skin what the [ __ ] I’m hitting the gradient

[ __ ] crap okay holy [ __ ] when the pants go I have a bikini on I I here oh but there’s no music to me it’s working I’m waiting for the nighttime twitch dude am I gonna get banned from Minecraft’s working like you think it need to be a thing oh God

What I was gonna do I can do like uh oh Pam’s grab wait I think I made it so quiet it’s there you’re your mom is that I don’t think I’m [ __ ] with my own what the [ __ ] I think it was this one 70. eight your your mom holy

Oh God there’s so many they’re so [ __ ] many giggle Chad holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] damn boys damn hey anyways uh I think it’s time to go home [Laughter] I am fortnite dance what the [ __ ] you see that well fortnite dance default dance [Laughter] oh God I felt so cold down there JoJo pose JoJo pulls into the building oh oh man Jojo Jojo three oh oh [ __ ] Jojo Jojo one oh Jojo Jojo three oh four oh all right I’m sorry wait we are finishing the house we are we are for some pose

Wait there’s there’s one more thing there’s the sad cat but I don’t want to oh here Today yeah Yeah I roleplay on Minecraft um I can’t wait until they add my uh Erp emotes I’m so excited for those oh actually I think there is one it’s my caterpillar why the [ __ ] does it I kind of like that to be honest yeah and I like that

Is that streaking and it’s like it’s my bag Man third person Minecraft that’s different no cheeks these I do have cheeks The Jackal pose is there too anyway uh what the [ __ ] do you see that foreign villager flat ass it’s not in the game oh oh sounds like a really moist clap foreign oh God that sounds like a guy with

Normal pulse something it sounds like a perfect clap and I live with someone like clapping look at me think of it all right we got [ __ ] four stackeronis I’m sorry I said that I’m so sorry dude look over there oh my god look um it’s my second teleport of the day

Three more and I’m out it’s not cheating that’s not [ __ ] cheating [ __ ] I told you magic in this game is real man it’s crazy look at top right you can see what I’m doing well mother is magic real are you calling me your mother because if so well son you’re disowned

If I disown my child can they illegally still call me mother oh [ __ ] foreign Builder theme song Bob the Builder I think it was like that shut the [ __ ] is he laughing at me hey hey dude I got a joke to tell you dude you ready your mom my my life okay

Okay fine fine you want to see if you’re [ __ ] funny than me give me a joke to tell him go on his mom died gone give me a joke [ __ ] I’m playing with [ __ ] camps lock dude okay hey hey hey hey my dad has a joke for you ready your dad

That was just done man I wonder if that was the only booby on my Island that’s [ __ ] up so I could have brought him okay okay we’re done we’re done we’re done with the [ __ ] Foundation now we did like a minute of the tutorial so far

It’s pretty good wait what the [ __ ] is this on the side do I have to build that too what is this what stripped Spruce what the [ __ ] is stripped spruce oh God no Cherry oh [ __ ] I don’t know what Spruce is Spruce Spruce is that spruce use whatever

No because isn’t gonna like strip a different color like look it’s got mold in there I like that oh I that might be okay no no this is yes yes oh my God dark oak it’s what the [ __ ] Red Deer hey buddy hey I got an Apple for you are you okay

Sour berry bush well potato oh man it was sick dude dude you’re gonna it’s okay if you need a hug I’m here I love you you there’s more oh God I won’t let you do it oh God how did I gotta remove the bush it’s fine see it’s fine what the hell

I gave me garlic oh not just venison yeah dude I don’t want that bush to [ __ ] chaos me it’s weird what’s wrong with me what’s wrong with me what’s wrong with you who do you think’s gonna feed you and the kids tonight huh no our kids just kids that aren’t in my chat

I am doing good in the world by feeding my kids an invasive species that nobody wants in US Forest and I can say that because it’s my island is this island where the [ __ ] am I what is this oh God oh God this is not mine

Yo there’s a [ __ ] [ __ ] you guys want to go check it out [ __ ] yeah you do see ya oh dude this is gonna be crazy I’m gonna make a boat okay this is how you make a boat ready that that you need 12. and then and then that and then like so

It’s not homeless POV that’s that’s also what’s wrong with that you know not everybody can afford the house foreign oh God what does that sound what the [ __ ] is this the only chest in here I should probably take it so nobody else gets baited right oh there you go

Breaking this chest will delete my unique loot where can I just believe me there’s a break even sneak while doing stuff no they removed the mod no no because you’re thinking that people can loot it they removed them all at it that lets you loot the chest if someone else has

Already looted up because it was lagging everyone so you’re [ __ ] wrong Jim shut the [ __ ] up you’re wrong you’re literally wrong they removed the mod that did that yeah shut the [ __ ] up [ __ ] don’t swallow that that’s my DNA in there they don’t even know or no I might think that’s [ __ ] up

Why is it just like that because they disabled the [ __ ] loot generating feature but I guess so there but I they talked about in the server I swear to God I’m not making this [ __ ] up I think I know I’ve read it though I can ask give me to ask I’ll ask

Just a question again you know the month that makes it so makes it so people can live the same okay someone just left the game that’s been disabled right because I feel bad breaking the chest but it sometimes doesn’t work oh oh okay okay Um anyways nobody’s ever gonna get that chest because nobody’s ever gonna be on my side of the island foreign okay so I [ __ ] up a break in a chest however nobody ever was ever gonna find that so I think it’s okay I didn’t read I didn’t review right

Man my [ __ ] chest is full good throw this [ __ ] out Baba rainbow colored sheep have you in your wool this will make some [ __ ] off wait can I build stuff of it whoa whoa boys I can make a rainbow bed damn hey I’ll put it here filter piece of [ __ ]

Oh God oh God this guy’s kind of scary where’s the tanky hey it’s that and baby the streamer beat Cult of lamb [ __ ] what what the [ __ ] is that yeah I did oh no that’s way too dark it used to be it needs to be lighter uh Spruce have I seen spruce

Jungle log jungle sapling what the tree Brands [ __ ] you wait maybe it’s good so good [ __ ] nope I don’t beat games wait I have Spruce planks where the fight did I get them from what you know what I do beat though I couldn’t oh the ship yeah yeah all

Right you guys see any Spruce here any of this looks Bruce hey is this Bruce Aspen bruises in Winter I have not seen a [ __ ] winter biome no no are you sure maybe this that white and brown below to the right this that was spruce what like on the map okay where

Okay okay if my cursor is here guide my cursor left them up this this there right down down this this help me love that’s dark oak so this no I’m gonna I’m gonna [ __ ] flip out no just I’ll just go I’ll just go I’ll just go I’ll find up

I guess we can look at people’s builds oh look and hide the towards the house What 10 Honda towards that ten Hondo and Honda what the [ __ ] does that mean [ __ ] then I’m looking nice that is what the [ __ ] is this Bruce Oak uh what whose [ __ ] house is this man that was ten thousand why would you give me that man listen was it worth it

There’s an entire second world just for harvesting resources there’s a portal that spawned next to another poodle huh real there’s an entire second that’s crazy that’s crazy and it’s a second world in spawn second world next is Bomb second world portal next spawn okay I I’m not in doubt this that

You promised me it’s no nether hey what about this one oh [ __ ] me oh God that was like nether to the right to the right to the right this one oh my God oh my God boys This is such a sick [ __ ] spawn why can’t a world be here yeah I know this memories you’re not supposed to build an ear that we can Harvest oh my God look at these flowers holy [ __ ] oh my God and there’s grass hey what’s up chicken foreign ebony is it Ebony or ebony

Full rest oh is that spruce is that a [ __ ] house what is this show the [ __ ] must oh pumpkin ebony ebony ebony ebony ebony ebony ebony one what the [ __ ] is this that a corn on a cob I’m banana I feel so stupid why is Spruce so hard to find is it raining

Whoa whoa whoa what the Red Chicken what the [ __ ] whoa that looks like a real nevermind and the beggar can you explain to me how the tree looks like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa that’s crazy jump no I’m scared if I die in this

World I’m just gonna [ __ ] gonna disappear is that is that honey what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] oh God I can make it I hesitated queen bee balls maybe there’s no Bees in there maybe maybe it’s just the house I’m coming what the [ __ ] honeycomb block what the [ __ ] is this

Oh my God no someone was here before me who is I cannot believe this result conversion of instant healing potion to Honey potion Healing Honey one healing two honey two the honey potion level seems to correlate with the instant potion used as an ingredient it’s really ingredient wrong how can

Honey have this much healing potential in high pitched oh my bees escaped I cannot believe those I see of course they took the loot and they ran oh afraid to beat him oh my God look it’s a [ __ ] rainbow sheep the killer bunny of camera why did I get that what’d I do

Oh hey yo I didn’t know you were here what’s up oh God I feel bad maybe he thinks I don’t want to talk to him yo yo what’s up no it’s I do an interact with the microphones don’t work bro loop again and the uh the slit up it’s crazy bruh

Sorry that wasn’t is that [ __ ] up I did I said hi I said hi and chat you just can’t see it because you can’t see it because um I’m covering up but I said hi and zap man boys I can’t [ __ ] find a dude I don’t I can’t do it

I think I’m stupid I think we’re gonna [ __ ] settle for like Oak Devin said that dude they know they know [ __ ] jungle why is it so hard why Maybe there’s like a Christmas tree of a taller trunk a trunk oh sure oh no rose McQueen McQueen why why is there so many hearts

Around there have you seen a spruce that’s what okay she said that’s literally what she came to look for oh [ __ ] okay all right we’re both uh I I I just came here I’ll go never ever smoke weed I’ll go west I’ve always ruined a mission she’s building my house but better what

If she’s on the same step as my house do you have a nature compass uh no but I saw that I can buy it I’m just so poor [ __ ] Rose has one rose Bros help wasting my time for for [ __ ] doesn’t that look on the mangas oh old grooves Bruce tiger is minus

1786. what the [ __ ] okay so it’s minus one oh my God oh my God so it’s straight last we got those I boys teleport you can’t tell flamingos oh God I’m gonna sneeze share the Waypoint called Spruce what foreign that’s not that bad yo [ __ ] let’s make a boot all right let’s go

I don’t sneeze you you guys choked me make me choke made me choke Jesus [ __ ] you guys made me choke on the sneeze I’m just gonna I’m just gonna drift that away You name two men riding a boat hop in my queen hey they say [ __ ] no no no and that’s how you get hot [ __ ] is how there’s a compliment it is right does he get hot girls yeah I got it is this is this a date

I’m gonna try it next yeah I just can’t disappoint my [ __ ] drifting skills now um she said if if you want it to be my [ __ ] god I can’t Auto walk I don’t walk and type how do I auto swim okay I’m still in though and [ __ ]

Yeah you guys want to see a cool Drake look look hands-free driving I’m I’m [ __ ] paddling with my feet in case you couldn’t tell well yeah I got the grip on the toes so it’s right here regular straws Reckless nah oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] what’s up oh no my whole babe [ __ ]

Think it’s over thanks just like that it’s [ __ ] warmer seriously begging for mercy what do you mean it feels like it’s lagging but it’s not it’s just the weapon holy [ __ ] dogs what’s up man oh God I’m starving oh no oh It’s Gonna Last me oh man this water sounds so good there’s a dinosaur what the [ __ ] it is big McQueen McQueen oh oh God I can feel her holding on to me what the [ __ ] foreign holy [ __ ] rainbow sheep Okay this thing [ __ ] got theirs we’re fine we’re chilling it’s fine I’m having so bad thank God it’s not like that but God I thank you for putting a Blog there and not making me look like a stupid [ __ ] well look at this house foreign

Is this it the dick the dick tree oh I think this is it bow oh let’s go whoa let’s go holy [ __ ] oh my God it’s alive oh my God oh my God it’s so easy to get to oh my [ __ ] well that sounds like I’m

Really excited for the tree but I am Holy [ __ ] my inventor is [ __ ] rocks oh apples [ __ ] flowers nobody cares about you dark oak bottom Flash oak sapling I need that I need this don’t need that don’t need this don’t oh I guess [ __ ] are you serious dude God damn it go ahead

I love you oh God I had a [ __ ] like a throw bubble I sound like a I sounded younger than I already said right now it’s fun I made that for later because my pickaxe broke are you serious this tree is too [ __ ] big oh God I’m chopping the wrong one holy [ __ ]

If my whole house is made out of spruce then boys I can actually [ __ ] finish it today [ __ ] please not coping it’s not copium that’s it it’s not where’s my crafting table okay what the [ __ ] what the [ __ ] go there what damn that could have been my house nice

You buy elephants I love one let’s see one more one more one more more I calculated it I believe it’s time oh my God look at this beach house oh my God it’s so cute what the [ __ ] oh my God that could have been my house two I didn’t I couldn’t achievement fishing

In the dark hello oh heal allies Ambush piercing three fish posting a vlog what give me that oh dude I’ll never look close oh what was this is that all it’s someone’s place no it’s not this is literally a spawn [ __ ] you cannot make a place here why are you being like this

The race and I well right on the cat girl I it’s not stealing it’s not still this area refreshes every several hours oh my God oh my God I am home baby I’m more [ __ ] home wait where’s my house uh oh God is this it that’s

Fine actually can I tame a bunny or no yes I did build a house I did build a house look okay all right help me count stripped Spruce log once either [ __ ] one two three four five want dude I can’t [ __ ] tell mom one two three four five it’s five okay

What kind of what kind of looks are those is this Spruce what is this what the [ __ ] is that oh God no oh God no that’s Oak oh God no no it’s not oh [ __ ] one two three four five that looks good [ __ ] great dude what if I like Miss Bruce looks

Different than his spruce like look this is so pale shaders oh God oh God no it’s the texture pack dude oh [ __ ] now how does the strip o’clock look like foreign Let me just do the end result no they need to be pale they need to be pale because they oh no oh God no oh no oh God no it’s fine it’s fine because Oak is not hard to get see I already have a stack it’s not a big deal

Let me see let me see because it’s gonna be a it’s all plank in between right let’s see what looks better with Oak I mean stripped oh my God there’s so many woods wait how can you strip them in different like ways what what kind of huh make a chisel oh

Why is sisters so weird yeah we get it did you have a sister we get it man all right I’m just Bruce blanks look like dark ER you know that’s kind of cute to be honest you know what I like that a lot yeah [ __ ] you uh not you just the guide guy

I like the slightly darker house I think it looks nicer it’s less piercing to the eyes so we’re sticking with the spruce boys it’s gonna fit my my jungle biome Is your paint no screenshot might switch by accident on the screen I’m getting bullied for playing a YouTuber if it makes you feel better I’m probably as non-vitable as it gets dude deserved a little bit oh look at this wood oh [ __ ] oh okay which one do you like more

For the pillars and the color of the house oh this one kind of was too much of the same maybe like the normal Oak spruce really so just dark we keep it dark all right I am gonna finish it you [ __ ] I’m gonna finish it so hard you’re gonna you’re gonna wish

You had some of my stamina can I make a wood cutter what what how much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a Woods up there’s no wood cutter what the [ __ ] I am married prove it one two three four five foreign first what the [ __ ] is like doing oh God no what okay

That’s simple huh what is he doing what what he replaced those planks with sprues wait that’s like me dude he copied me I was I was way [ __ ] ahead of you dude they kept the lighter pillars and vegetable copyright them copy Striker what yeah maybe block edit commands

Oh dude watch me like watch me copy him for like an hour straight and then he [ __ ] like he just changes it all to a different material oh oh [ __ ] I’ll be kind of bad let me [ __ ] bad dude he wouldn’t do that I know you wouldn’t look duh thanks

I can love building dude what the [ __ ] lag oh God I’m going oh I’m laying through my [ __ ] planks oh effects that says that’s not that’s just Worthy you can soda oh anymore why not so [ __ ] weird is it me no he removed it oh my God we can not feel them

Me and you both brother you’ll grab some things oh God there’s something in my [ __ ] nut oh thank you my viewers like who the [ __ ] do they think also oh my God oh God I’m having like dementia I think my theory is because I love my viewers and appreciate them love love

I think it’s been answering me oh they HD too a nice looking guy look he can’t get to me in my new [ __ ] house look at [ __ ] foreign I have a girlfriend I’m gonna what does that email reply also you can have a girlfriend and have a second one on top of her

What’s stopping you mom if you’re watching I do not condone this oh my God oh God oh God I’m sleeping them [ __ ] double kill God what is the smell I don’t know if it smells good or bad like does that smell like meat or like my cats vomit foreign

All right you like that look look please just look man foreign I moved so far away from everyone that my only form of contact is me being a schizo on the island talking to the mobs I gotta I gotta trap someone and beat them into moving next to me

I can I can sell them the over Island you know like a Tropical Paradise I love it no [ __ ] love it dude bring Rainier tropical hellscape what about this rain love where the um I don’t know dude I think she moved because I it’s not actually like a house here but I think

She she [ __ ] moved well someone’s gonna dig I’m so how am I far away I’m right here and here’s where all my people live it’s only an ocean that we can Broods maybe like that that was like the state of a bridge rain lives on Buffs area that [ __ ] that’s a Walmart

It’s [ __ ] big it’s been Among Us where thank you [ __ ] under the dick clown oh my God is a it is a [ __ ] Among Us I thought it was probably the Platypus I feel like this should have made mine kind of cute here I can that looks like a foreign yeah yeah

Looks like a shrimp it’s like I see it like if I make the eyeball here it’s got the [ __ ] feet and oh God it’s mine [ __ ] oh are you of course I’m one short oh no I’m okay I’m wearing the ones you’re right that makes me feel better uh let’s eat some watermelon

It’s a wiener what kind of [ __ ] wiener looks like this dude get the winner of your mind flaccid that’s way too big to be flaccided oh God what is the sound surrender to your will and it’s your first message yes of course whoa what are you gonna do

You see a pie girl on the right what the [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] is it almost daytime excuse the hell guy no no no more I didn’t actually have covered just now he did no that’s [ __ ] up please I never get the stack of item

Let me sponsor oh yeah dude totally yeah I think so I think I do oh my [ __ ] god excuse me I’ll check give me curious foreign oh God oh God I think that sounds sounds like you’re squeezing something up look that looks so [ __ ] good already is

You see that you see it man look behind you please just just look at it what do you think what do you think man I think I think he wants to live there dude it looks thin well he likes it then don’t don’t She’s talking to moms again oh God So what at least they’re not imaginary okay okay I’m done I I I I come on hurry it along man I’m way ahead of you oh my God Oak what is that what is that dark oak I can’t see you too fast Bruce trapdoor dark oak

What is that what are these logs oh God no I get a full screen he got dark oak dark oak planks we got those and then dark oak stairs that’s fine glass I don’t have that Spruce trapdoor dark oak where the [ __ ] is he where is he oh God

What side is this is this the front or the bag oh God I don’t think it matters I think it’s right here oh god um like this wing it yeah yeah yeah yeah I’m wing it out dark oak dark oak I live next to dark Oaks it’s okay

All right and then let’s make a stare okay is that a little like like [ __ ] yep okay nice that color looks like [ __ ] man his color is more bleached I need something more bleached I would let’s see spruce let’s do plank just bruises like that so I think what I want is

No that’s the [ __ ] darkest it goes oh God oh God no what the [ __ ] is this plank roof Attic Roof huh what the I don’t know you can make a roof it’s the lighting yeah yep yep it looks great it looks great it’s gonna look good it’s gonna look good

He made a trapdoor how to make a trapdoor oh god um like that Spruce trapdoor I can’t judge until it’s finished yeah yeah Bruce stairs what the [ __ ] what I’m confused well modern city is amazing I don’t know it I don’t know it’s a moth bag that’s not publicly available to

People I don’t know that’s right no it doesn’t no it doesn’t I [ __ ] that today for good why is my inventory so [ __ ] small okay okay this is fine foreign if my dick was small that would mean that that there are other things to like me for such as my personality

And I’m okay with that and they have a backpack too for my inventory yeah but like I don’t know what the [ __ ] is in it a stone excavator wait that would have been useful how does this work how do you what it’s a big shovel what’s up oh my God

Throw it up it’s so [ __ ] use okay that’s fine I’m glad I found out now after I already built my house and settled for a different place thanks guys 60 Minutes wasted don’t say that it’s not wasted it’s been fun I’ve had a blast hey my little

My life hey my [ __ ] live dude 79 this time make a second house I’ll be fine I’ll be fine there’s something I’m missing though uh I’m missing glass and also yeah I love those uh Instagram I am missing there’s some [ __ ] he put down what was that God this tutorial

Okay it was a gate it was a fence a dark oak fans I think yeah yeah yeah I I know how to make those holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] that looks great hey I just wanted to say that it’s been a pretty hard time for me lately and you’re one of the few

Things that still gives me Julie I hope I don’t sound like a [ __ ] sound I just want to say thank you you’re a great streamer babe is that coffee pasta well thanks holy crap what the [ __ ] I’ve been a nice guy dude if that wasn’t Pastor then man things get better

It’ll be okay I’m here until I’m not I love you it’s always why is the side too huh what did I [ __ ] up because there’s no [ __ ] way too oh ain’t no [ __ ] way dude no [ __ ] no way oh my God oh my God why don’t you [ __ ] tell me huh nah nah

I can’t read you you are great and I need to feel beautiful very you’re it’s not a big step bag it’s not a big setback why don’t nobody tell me why is my chat so nice but she sounds worse love you guys That’s too soon big hairy moose shut the [ __ ] up don’t be making those jokes oh guys best I don’t sweats wow you like my well it’s like a big family mom no why is it always me mom why why can’t you guys be the dad

Why can’t you guys just take care of me oh God that sounds weird like why can’t you guys just help me once one [ __ ] time once [ __ ] okay I think it goes like this now and then blank it up gotta plunk it up don’t you know yeah yeah yeah

Wait that means my house is even smaller no I can’t afford oh [ __ ] I’m doing oh God oh God Paris citizen no please it was just daytime why does it turn night time so fast there’s nothing to do with me being a woman instead of saying that

This was this was your fault for distracting me and I’m not what the [ __ ] nice hair dude what the oh God the jungle creepers dude maybe it’s my aim is it my aim guys oh [ __ ] that’s just [ __ ] that is so stupid I still make them salty but I’m not [ __ ]

Dude it’s not like that okay I did that so I could do this I don’t know my music doesn’t work okay okay nevermind it’s like a voice chat off it [ __ ] is I bet there are people talking to me tonight I gotta fill up those holes dude those holes are here [ __ ]

I’m back whoa let’s go come on because my [ __ ] son [ __ ] told me um I’ve seen a lot guys I’m glad you didn’t tell me because there’s something I’m not telling you either so you’ll never know you’re Clueless this is not cool it yeah it would have been cool if

You knew but you don’t no yes it would have been yeah it’s done done done no oh my God everything is breaking here everything is [ __ ] breaking and falling apart I said I’m pregnant me you know oh no it’s not chills I’m looking for dirt any dirt [ __ ] well heck a [ __ ]

I I’m gonna get some dirt now is this dirt it is please that was only 7 P.M am I crazy and delusional or does it feel like that looks disgusting doesn’t it feel like a the days are so short but the nights are long wait it’s already daytime wait is

This my local time what it’s my that’s my local time it’s 7 P.M oh what the where’d the [ __ ] time go oh listen I’m I’m really not feeling these dark oak logs to be completely blunt but here let me just let me just take a look oh my God man please okay

Okay okay listen his look really good let me just see it looks like from far away oh God it’s gonna look [ __ ] up if I leave it like it’s gonna look [ __ ] up if I leave it like Omega oh God like his are not that dark

PH just look like part of the house I think what we do is we just make them out of spruce and say [ __ ] it and if people can’t see it then at least I think that’s fine let me spruce I am finishing the house kill them I’m getting somewhere okay at least

I could also make it at a jungle wood huh nope nope God no oh [ __ ] me now Maybe is Oak darker look look logo nope holy [ __ ] that’s oh [ __ ] is there no in between of Oak and Spruce it’s not dark oak lager plank Spruce plank Bruce Herring herringbone spruce a funk

Swamp Cyprus no it’s [ __ ] wait look at these Amber Amber planks oh [ __ ] Amber Amber Amber I kind of like Amber uh but I think these are darker than dark oak number third what happened with that didn’t like Johnny Depp get canceled again after the [ __ ] trial don’t care okay dude

You were [ __ ] sucking Johnny’s [ __ ] when it was cool to do so now don’t care don’t care yeah wouldn’t you [ __ ] when did you get the Johnny Depp stink off your mouth first before you say that have I seen the man I can’t even blame you dude

Do I keep the gate like this or Oak collar let’s see or Spruce [ __ ] spruce what instruments were milking that trial yeah she was nuts like that or dark you just exclamation mark sung this song you can’t choose left or right wait first let me go let me go get some sand

Stop okay oh no I’m hungry yeah I feel Oracle thank you if they say I’m hung g’day okay okay [ __ ] hear me out can I shoot in hungry till I’m hungry I’m so haunted man this [ __ ] sand excavator is sick I feel like I’m building a sand castle damn

Look at my beads look at my bed holy [ __ ] thank all the time let me like make it all normal oh [ __ ] I think it’s good Let me just uh [ __ ] got my inventory oh why did I run a potato I don’t know let me fix that a lobster backpack

My backpack is weak and pathetic and I don’t want people to see enough it’s an and do people eat ants IRL They do how do ants taste like it’s sicken [ __ ] oh look I’m a beads it fixed it fits foreign I need the sand for my glasses glass far dude I needed [ __ ] am I gonna get sound elsewhere I don’t want to [ __ ] with my whoa Hill the [ __ ]

Animart red oh my queen dude I was watching you click with a rain how come you never invited me ever how come am I not good enough to cook with Sam say it now you think I’m bad at cooking I am alive and bring the kids I’m not the one

Cooking to be only cooking oh honey please my queen take me take me I’ll cook oh I’m really good at cooking we can make some beans we can make beans and toast no what though do you like this clue yeah we [ __ ] like it God damn it even that out a little bit

I’m the next guest yo The Crumpet [ __ ] unlock me [ __ ] I said something like a VIP [ __ ] did I get did I get a VIP crumper broke my [ __ ] heart dude can we make cereal no because we’re gonna deliver soda you woman just kidding shut the [ __ ] up think you’re funny

What is drip coffee all right well that cooks I’m gonna I’m gonna cooling oh [ __ ] dude this one’s hard to look at oh yeah oh man hi they no no no no no no no do you have coffee could be I bet it it’s probably coffee that you put

Through the filter paper to make it drip or maybe it’s cool coffee oh okay fine hi yo what’s up man I don’t look cool you mean that you [ __ ] mean that what about now huh the [ __ ] my voice come off my head what about what about [ __ ] uh what about now huh

But you can do this but you can do this holy [ __ ] look at these glass designs whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa what the [ __ ] I make that foreign I can’t look at it it’s from chips chipped chipped Anvil huh what the [ __ ] [ __ ] it we’re good normal glass

Boring that’s all boring what the [ __ ] whoa whoa what I had a groove huh oh God oh God oh [ __ ] me what’d I do jungle window dark oak window oh Spruce window that looks nice what the [ __ ] that looks so nice Spruce window I gotta

My voice is so cute thanks I pay a lot for this voice changer I’m glad it works out oh look at that [ __ ] I really Sansa makes me sound really excited which I I am of course I am oh oh dude in that case then my Edge look

Really good with the [ __ ] dark oak then right but I deleted it oh man I wish I didn’t look like that dude I wish was lighter I can’t see [ __ ] baby it doesn’t seem like I’m using a voice changer what what are you serious that’s the first day ever to say that

If only he knew I love you okay those windows or there was one more uh oh my God it’s [ __ ] night time again I’m not mad I’m a woman no don’t call me that again no that’s no that’s bombs [ __ ] I’m so [ __ ] sorry dude she uses one what do you think she

Rarely loves her screams now it’s too high though you’re right here we go wait that doesn’t look great either way what the [ __ ] I love my time I love my time I love it I love so Pokemon what the what is wrong with my house it looks good foreign

But it’s a server like that server server server it’s easy clap foreign look at all my friends hey guys serve server why don’t they clap these nuts I will too as soon as I found the clap email I can’t find it so I’m not doing that

Baby suda is crying oh my [ __ ] God that’s crazy but also who asked oh my God doesn’t mean that sounds like it sounds [ __ ] up listen I I am off my shift as a [ __ ] babysitter until I’m on my shift I don’t give a [ __ ] okay so all this so did this

Shut the [ __ ] up all right it’s Minecraft time it’s your problem now cold Frozen is crying no Forza why oh my God I’m gonna end my stream and go second person my king anyone but thanks thank you oh oh my God help me help me he doesn’t see me oh [ __ ] me okay

Oh so here’s the thing if I leave nobody can tell that I died to a zombie now I’m just gonna wait patiently for the day to come no that’s not combat logging that’s saving my honor as the god gamer no no I’m getting Department I closed the game

Because it was taking my Ram and I wanted to see the more of the tutorial all right he um puts that there yep yep yes sir I’m on this part too okay and then his glass is so ugly oh what does he do oh [ __ ] okay now I gotta go back

Okay okay this is good right now do you think it’s daytime no yeah right no just in case it’s not almost six I gotta take a pass Jake thanks for the pram [ __ ] come on I gotta take a pee I’m gonna take a [ __ ] pass please please dude

If I go can you just come with me again please come on I don’t want to go by myself please can you hear you’re here hmm ah it’s my leftovers stop it just go first uh here it is it’s daytime the zombies are gone all is good in the world of Minecraft

That’s what I [ __ ] thought gonna eat my food with a [ __ ] God I [ __ ] playing here two windows why is this like that Man Minecraft daytime so peaceful and beautiful full [ __ ] me oh God beautiful no no I wasted a glass oh look at it boys look at my house coming together

You [ __ ] you freak you’re so dumb I love you yep had [ __ ] I had my mouth open for that I’m savoring the taste good night my absolute sexy goddess hi silver I hope you’re having a good day pee in our mouths God that’s so [ __ ] hot of sneeze you’re gonna be a hot

[ __ ] British MILF that’s misogyny why do you have a jacket on nice [ __ ] cleavage vase so hot can I mud a boat baby Pete oh my God yes gamer P boobies armpit you’re so hot and sleepy they is my queen do you mean next well you’re so cute and innocent XD so

They probably make a great [ __ ] [Laughter] oh [ __ ] sleep sounds please stop Coomer beating me I can’t handle anymore what’s my opinion on fat and poor people I’m Gonna Come I will be your daddy just ask I deserve to be punished I’m a cucumber I suck my own [ __ ]

What the [ __ ] dude what is going on these are not my viewers okay they’re just not and I I know it sounds like it is because I those are the people that I clicked on but they’re not my viewers [Laughter] these are not my viewers they’re not um no I

Did not Coomer Bay no sir I have [ __ ] randomized seashell okay dude [ __ ] you all right my glass and now my windows 64 and one extra you are a Cuban bait no you are coming let me oh [ __ ] I forgot about my house wouldn’t it be weird why is it okay for

You guys to say this [ __ ] to me but it’s not okay for me to say this [ __ ] to you what is this like what is it saying like uh [ __ ] uh [ __ ] reverse the rules dude we Face the [ __ ] rules what if I’m like What’s some creepy [ __ ] I can say [ __ ] hey Um say it whatever I don’t even want to say it you don’t deserve it say you love my house now say it come on please say it please I’m looking for some validation please look look I can already see it dude looks good you know you know what else looks good

[ __ ] it’s a I wasn’t gonna compliment you anyways but no I’m definitely not gonna okay how did I do the middle part ah don’t look don’t look okay so he’s gonna block there which he turns into a stair [ __ ] which one is it which one is there this one ah [ __ ] you dude

Go back a little it’s the third okay three from the top ah it’s this one got it and then he puts like a oh God how the [ __ ] do I make that oh [ __ ] just go through my damn that looks good look at the corner Windows oh man holy crap

It’s wrong by one block I don’t ask because you’re wrong wait is this wrong wait no it’s right it’s right it’s right I know it’s right I counted it myself and I’m really good at mathematics look it hit it see it’s right I like the slot house looks clean as

[ __ ] what does it mean lot house I wonder when those look like that like what Miss by one one two three then he breaks this one why are you don’t why me why why are you [ __ ] with my brain when I know I’m red you you you know I’m stuttering my stuttering

[ __ ] you okay I don’t see it holy [ __ ] holy crap what’s like another word I can use holy [ __ ] holy crap holy [ __ ] what’s like a family friendly word that I can use in that situation holy holy moly holy cow oh son of a biscuit I’m gonna eat your son

Me talking to a biscuit or like in the Shrek spoilers I was gonna make a gift nice baby nice beautiful I don’t even know what those are supposed to be maybe like railings or I don’t know I like them no I know it’s a [ __ ] gate oh God it’s night time

Oh no oh no not again they can’t hurt me in my own house right I don’t have torches enough coal scared maybe they can’t see me if I’m what do you mean zombie one yeah if I’m pretending they can’t see me what the [ __ ] you [ __ ] up

Oh I can do that does it go all around yes it does pay for DLC what do you think [ __ ] how do I oh damn look at that look at that holy [ __ ] it’s really coming along uh I saw a bunch in Jungle jungle welcome to

Yeah Mikasa mink has the uh uh fog wait how does this one go like that I think so no my house is not your [ __ ] house my house this your [ __ ] house [ __ ] just not here dude what the [ __ ] hahaha whatever dude what the [ __ ] is this meeting boys sure hey what’s up

Look at the Enderman in his eyes uh I can’t I’m so shy and I don’t know if I could do that worry question mark why why yeah come on I can be cute too I’m so shy I’m so shy and what does dainty mean is that like like petite yeah yeah you

You you out of the [ __ ] house now see words work you’re just gonna communicate no [ __ ] don’t hug him what the [ __ ] he has no feelings he’s a butt I do bugs have feelings was that a brilliant I feel bad now I feel bad do Minecraft bugs have feelings

Why can’t I make stairs sad bug if you had to be a bug what bug would you be huh no please oh God oh God my OverWatch day is I’m strafing who can catch me where’s the movement oh my God oh my God fight back oh nice did you see that [ __ ]

How do I make a music player oh God no no it wasn’t even close um foreign why my glass chirp how do I make a music box no no no no no no no no no no no no okay oh god oh [ __ ] me wood planks diamond

I think I didn’t have a [ __ ] diamond in there I’m gonna I’m gonna do it yeah just just trying to scare you first oh God okay all right I night time is so fun maybe I should set my spine on my house good idea yeah right I think I have a bed

Hold on put some toys around and where the [ __ ] would you want me to get the call from wait where’s my bat oh there it is what no my what is precious I can burn your wood though if you like that was not a threat which that was that was a suggestion

Oh God no no CBD no no it’s not like that you know it’s not like that I get a piss again but I know that if I leave I’m just gonna die can you protect me Dad please please if I die it’s because you’re weak and and fragile

Fill in the doorways no why don’t you [ __ ] stand in the doorway and protect me yeah I’m gonna go [ __ ] piss and I mean you’re welcome to come with me to piss that like you know here I’m also gonna take my son out so you can watch Minecraft he likes that

Oh oh my God my son Minecraft song so okay oh my God no he’s covered by the sub goal my son all right let me go pick a pass b r bbbb okay here let’s just wait just look at my boot uh my brb’s crane Escape okay we’re back

Boo I’m back I’ve returned I love Minecraft uh scene I where the where the [ __ ] is this what is this place where am I what the [ __ ] where am I but also where am I huh why is my bed wait my queen wait Someone Saved Me

How wait that’s scary how’d you do that how’d you [ __ ] do that dude under my bed oh my God [ __ ] I’m starving I need to get some food man [ __ ] where’s my food new pump on hey where the [ __ ] were we in the tutorial boys

We were doing the um the thing is there Boop oh [ __ ] nice look look nah nice nice that looks great it’s gonna look great I’m dying too could I make you a sandwich mom you know what you know what that is a compliment to me I would make you did that guy not put the [ __ ] blocks in the

Did you not wait what is that why does he have a what why does he have like an opening on that side what and just where the [ __ ] did he get that from it’s almost [ __ ] whatever okay he’s got a Dory on that side a big [ __ ] hole on this side

Where’d he get that from Bruh Bruh do I want the hole like that or am I just making my own [ __ ] I didn’t pay attention where did he make a hole like that show me no I didn’t [ __ ] up the tutorial already okay here he is oh God oh do I want this

Yeah I do my [ __ ] dude dude [ __ ] okay yes sir I’m gonna get to minor what guys I’m starting to think I won’t finish the house today I’m starting to think you should shut the [ __ ] up I’m sorry that was very unwarrant then instead shut the [ __ ] up that’s Warren’s head

No no anger is just what are you talking about what what is what are you saying [ __ ] stupid music desk it’s fine once uh oh God does that mean you just got like nothing on the side of his house wait what is going on I told you this guy’s [ __ ] tutorials stuck balls

All right all right he’s just making a big [ __ ] hole okay and then he leaves two so like this oh my God my glass and how [ __ ] up would it be if if I like chop my house and it shoved the whole [ __ ] thing with her because

It thought it was like a tree okay all right now I just need dirt God damn it was of the tiny house is to fit your [ __ ] tiny dick in it it’s not small okay it’s just it’s just thin look it’s big maybe I do some groceries

Yeah it’s gonna have another floor and a basement actually so small oh my God I what do you do here two oh my God is this right the hell is the small it’s too low [ __ ] you stupid damn I think you’re wrong but let’s see [ __ ] you right damn look at this

And that’s where my farm is gonna be the Wilderness Farm yeah it’s gonna be so nice why the f uck yeah you like that I did it you saved me I bloat you in my queen it was then my savior oh dude look at the sun coming in it’s

Gonna be like right in the middle getting ready for the screenshot already okay okay yeah yeah I want to do a cool pose um coupons stands for oh [ __ ] wait is that going down or up this is going down no roof Andy I think you got me with that one dude

No no girlfriend Andy got you back oh God oh god oh we’re emo I’m sorry that Wilson I I will be your girlfriend she may be 2D but she’s very real and beautiful to me who I don’t know if that wait what do you do in the [ __ ] middle

It’s [ __ ] right okay and now I’ve done this too he skipped the middle he skipped the middle okay we’re gonna go back and fix done then do you have torches oh God is this begging it may be I can’t be my girlfriend because you’re sodas dude I can have two boyfriends

What’s my offer my eternal love and I’ll play OverWatch too with you and and Like hell let’s go McQueen McQueen oh holy [ __ ] that’s all she had wait what if like coal is really hard to get by in this game okay teach me how to make charcoal hi baby say it again say it again see what happens burn log with a plank okay get over here

Yeah I’m helping you make your case here all right you speech we’re here to rescue you yes I’m so scary dude McQueen’s oh what the [ __ ] one wait here here oh thank you thank you so much dude here um so you’re playing OverWatch 2 with us right yeah is it oh my God

Is that was that days of crunch what is going on then it wasn’t even that friends I think I mean laughs it was not bad it was so fun man I can love Minecraft [Laughter] what the [ __ ] hey hey buddy I let me [ __ ] slap this show man those kisses sound so moorless [Laughter] what the [ __ ] I didn’t think that was a [ __ ] creeper there she’s dead I said the kingdom come thy will be done my prayer says it is in heaven Our Father who art in heaven Hallowed be thy name thy kingdom comes alive it worked my microphones Nice [ __ ] it must be to configure it is sick look at it I was I was hey what do you want I was exploring in the jungle all right to the South yeah I’m gonna build okay and I [ __ ] wait nice to meet you

I don’t know if you know who I am but we were in the [ __ ] post uh wow rate together like it was yeah we did a raid together yeah yeah anyway so I I called this [ __ ] bird and then I looked at it later okay it belongs to you

That’s mine he brought it home did I steal this from your house no I left it I left it because I had no saddle do you do you want it you can have it if you want you can have it I have Saddles I can just bring you a

Saddle do you want to saddle yeah yeah all right I’ll be right back what the [ __ ] dude everyone’s so nice what thank you for purchasing Zen’s torches thing unfortunately you have run out of time for your rental get naked it was loud hey buddy look he looks like me right

She she looks like me [ __ ] hey how will you be paying today for your torches do you wait [ __ ] with my love and eternal gratefulness and I’ll I’ll raise you go live ah oh it’s like that oh [ __ ] hey all right um yes do you have name tags you know how to

Name it mama oh my God you’re [ __ ] useless you know what you want to name it the dog one dog one you’re so [ __ ] your creative flower yo I got you a gift as well you want this oh what the [ __ ] yes what holy [ __ ] it’s like a direwolf from Game

Of Thrones like uh that’s like a oh my God these guys they use a stick like this and you just right click them to like follow you or sit or like do whatever oh my God oh my God dude dude I think I might need to get you a new

Dog with this one fully it might not because it does he only stand and sit yeah waffle sad okay there’s two saddles oh [ __ ] movement three oh [ __ ] oh [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] I needed that but that’s fine here you go you have your home Point set the house

Okay so you can come to my house and then TP back yes look at you look at you how come oh gosh all right down uh wait how do I teleport to someone hey don’t don’t don’t be doing this sit down much speed and much foot job true yes

True you have to pray I’ll do this what the [ __ ] someone’s jacking off that’s pretty good what’s up sure hi I’m I I was just trying to oh oh hi trip oh hello oh my God the game is so [ __ ] loud I have to turn down I’m just getting uh

Wait how do I get up how do I get one of these for my house I’ve done backpack do you have diamonds yeah oh my God okay I’m gonna help you make them um do you have iron on you I live uh I know this exact one you want the

Fortnite I can go and get stuff isn’t it yeah uh yeah wait Ryan ate gold yeah okay four multiple diamonds yeah this is a special yeah oh God what am I doing oh can are they muted oh can I hear us you can hear it but I don’t think she

Saw the saddle on the ground okay I don’t know I’ll just I think she’s just appreciating what because I can’t talk what the [ __ ] I think she’s appreciate that’s beautiful man it’s [ __ ] beautiful know how I got this fortnite when I saw it on like a tick tock that’s

Why there’s like a little Tick Tock button next to it Yeah yeah wait or black one oh oh wait wait wait oh I don’t know if he wants to do it now but stripping was not silly oh my God okay they’re boning they’re burning mad because I teleported them I can I watch I probably shouldn’t look oh my God

Oh my God it’s beautiful I need like uh I need like a jacket I have enough to make it with huskies yeah but also it’s like really loud yeah okay can you get a bunch of Bones um okay can you help uh Joe I think

It’s mine I got a baby uh not iron Waits with the backpack hey buddy oh [ __ ] my bad what I do what did I do would I do why is it why are you doing that I said do you want he’s gonna get his stuff so

Yeah okay yeah what do you want to call it uh ball too I’m Irish I’m not beating him I’m commanding him come on I gotta take it away from your mommy and daddy uh because that’s just how life works come here doggies come on hey come on

I’ll be your new Mom hey come on come on oh God he can’t decide oh oh there’s the name tag holy [ __ ] my inventory is gonna make me vomit go to your house and then where’s my dog oh yeah my home my home home okay I’m going home

Oh [ __ ] I never sent my home hold on my home is [ __ ] up I’m gonna run before he teleports to me and he sees that I didn’t sit at my house he’s not gonna call me [ __ ] or he’s not gonna call me [ __ ] the Frog Heaven name yeah it’s Lucas VM uh okay

Oh my God oh my God he’s beautiful and then oh my God oh my God thank you Mikey this has been life-changing thank you look at my dog look at my dog here I’m gonna make it do a backflip ready hey hey okay okay ready three two one

Like he knows like the tea bag the eye candy thank you so much but I do need to settle I think I think I can put it on him I bet he’s too small but yeah I get an extra for him I love you thank you

All right you sit there boy wait how do I know what gender it is she they are oh God does it matter it doesn’t matter okay oh dude I bet you can make some cool colors like a blue one oh [ __ ] what was I doing uh what the [ __ ] was I doing oh Bliss was that my stomach or was that my dog oh yeah so set home you reached the remove home okay um remove home old I don’t have a home of this name okay remove home baby all right Dell home um how would I go about deleting my old home spawn remove home home

Oh never mind I got it okay set home we’ll get a new home with name home yes yes and now oh my [ __ ] god dude oh oh my God they’re sleeping oh my God here come here buddy you don’t deserve to sleep outside come here come here

Well why’d I call a dog I don’t have a dog come here come here hey yo hey yo down oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God oh my God okay now my bird listen there is a bird flu outbreak in the UK right now I’m not

Gonna take my chances that’s scary dude you can stay outside no sir no that’s not D colon that’s me not wanting to like you know yeah you know sick oh my God I just got it I just got what you meant by that they’re baywatchers I just got that

You think you’re funny dude you think you think that’s funny dude ligma what’s ligma what is that beautiful why are you guys laughing what’s ligma serious condition really oh my God is it related to bird flu man that’s scary like the balls dude then you guys thought I got God you got

[ __ ] Gaga you think I didn’t you think I know what [ __ ] like man oh my look at people [ __ ] throwing money at me hey Alpha us I’ll do it hey easy seven bucks cash then [ __ ] you suck it [ __ ] ah get better minus seven what’s what’s ligma um what’s up dog once

Rocky what the what is he doing what okay that’s fine I can do this no it’s night time [ __ ] I was just like an easier way to [ __ ] craft which I think comes from the fact that I’m just stupid am I [ __ ] stupid s spruce I need the ducks jungle jungle log

Yes no it’s just hard to build Mr Fantastic oh oh God thank God I wasn’t [ __ ] like repeating everything that would have been bad uh put my bones in here no no no Jessica Blevins no no no no no no what is this what the [ __ ] is this small steak bundle

I made the wrong thing that’s fine it’s fine did that on purpose um I’m sure I’m gonna need it at some point which is not right now but I know I will [ __ ] me oh God no no [ __ ] how do I I’m not tall enough for this man I wish there was a

Tall oh nice nice I can use the [ __ ] pickup line on this guy too did it hurt when you fell from heaven foreign come on I’m making Minecraft friends like come on I’m being social social I’m practicing man oh man how am I ever gonna get practice with

The ladies if I can’t practice on you know my Minecraft buddies hi assistant I think oh [ __ ] I forgot these ones on the logs oh that’s fine um man I’m gonna let it be I want to be honest boys uh I’m cramping up I think I think I’m not pregnant I think it’s

Starting I thought it started last time but it didn’t I got [ __ ] juked it was like a fake one I think this isn’t what’s in a tutorial it’s it’s not like that dude it’s not a tutorial McQueen no no what the [ __ ] he curved that oh

His corner is shooting me oh God I’m scared help me glad I’m eating I’m eating the fish like Golem no no no no fortnite I’m scared did that [ __ ] that kid just [ __ ] ran me to the ground that was scary I’m not bad I’m [ __ ] playing on 200 ping

Okay that’s that’s region death it’s laggy dude it’s [ __ ] laggy where am I nope that looks weird um oh but oh my God you know what I read a story on Reddit the other day where there used to be a job where people would grind knives

At like I think a lake and it was really cool and they would use they’d use [ __ ] dogs to keep them warm so they wouldn’t get hypo that cold thing yeah did you guys like that what it was like this it was like this the dog would sleep on their legs and it

Would warm them up hypothermia yeah oh he’s cuddling me um and of course dude it says my dog’s gonna grow in 456 seconds how much is that in minutes can someone please do the math really fast please wait can I keep my dog as a puppy wait

Oh [ __ ] I was doing those I forgot no are you sure I can’t feed it something like a Pokemon give it another [ __ ] hey we’re done with these ones and now tap out let this guy catch up because he’s so [ __ ] slow oh my God I forgot to okay I I forgot something

Wait no I didn’t I caught that [ __ ] too okay now he’s getting a campfire and a shovel what the [ __ ] oh those better be easy to make oh God okay I can see the aesthetic he’s going for but like are they easy to make or am I [ __ ]

There’s a zombie in my house look there’s like a delay on the swing it’s one Diamond each I just have enough if I use every person in my tab get it guys because you’re diamonds each and every single one of you you don’t get it that’s crazy there’s it’s a whole

[ __ ] wall of days of cringe and one [ __ ] VH that’s a guy that appreciates me when I’m at my best you know Mom congratulations you just earned yourself you just earn yourself a um a virtual hug homie every friendly hot ready I’m doing it but you can’t tell um

I’m doing it I swear wow I don’t deserve that guy yeah look what I’m gonna [ __ ] do this dirt ant colony dead [ __ ] [ __ ] everything here those ants are dead I wipe them all what am I doing now oh the [ __ ] campfire how do I make a campfire what no how do I

Oh oh my God no oh my God no that doesn’t seem that hard to be honest is it like this yeah buddy hey okay I don’t want to [ __ ] it up so let’s just let me just double check where you put it down foreign two three four one two three one two

Three four one two three four one two three one two three oh my God that’s a [ __ ] load one two three four five minutes of the video yeah but like when you you know put it like that yeah I mean yeah well [Applause] why are you why are you tilting me

I put it too high [ __ ] no I didn’t see it’s at the very top sucker where does this voice then laughing at me emo what is this [ __ ] gonna make me F5 I put too high suck it suck my suck my wiener it’s not too high it looks like it’s too

High because that guy’s flying [ __ ] see he’s at the very top why do you make me double tick when I know I’m in the right I hate you I’m in Mobile why you spam oh my God no don’t spam him out guys he’s watching a mobile poor guy okay stick stick cool

16 that should be enough unless I have to do the same on that side which I will not be happy about oh no oh God my mobileers that’s not my stomach although it could be I’m sorry one all right done now I just need a shovel which I should have here

Well we how do you [ __ ] do that how do I how do I oh God oh oh God I have to be at the top to do this that’s great holy [ __ ] my house is on fire I put it out oh my God clothes that could have been so bad

Damn look how good that looks how are you looking sounds so cute really oh my you mean the wow thanks you’ll like knock oh you’re welcome where the [ __ ] is my water man I’m gonna get a new deodorant and I’m not saying that because I smelled that or anything I was just

Looking at my empty can I swear hmm I love her if there is anything that will come out in Pizza okay out of ten I put it like a like a five it’s not it’s not fresh what’s that song that goes like fresh fresh something like that

What’s the song that goes like that so first so clean yeah I can’t stop please it’s Outcast what’s the outcome so cold so first it wasn’t available it’s called sofra oh okay I thought it was like a [ __ ] lyric okay so fresh but I put in the in the Good Vibes playlist

Yeah right [ __ ] yeah foreign well I thought I thought the gritty was longer oh there is holy holy [ __ ] man oh my God I bet you guys didn’t have these moves in Minecraft dude I [ __ ] hate The Vape bus anymore what the [ __ ] it was like a piece of wheat on my head

From like really far away I what next please don’t make me go to the top wait is mine too high no no it’s not what kind of fence is that what kind of what the [ __ ] is this oh God no can I go slow it down he gets the bruised fence

[ __ ] what is this I think it’s deep slate fans and Spruce fans gate all right it’s fun spruce evade every five minutes can bring my house to the video oh I love [ __ ] my house I love my house I love it and it’s it’s [ __ ] up that you you

Think I don’t I do I love it so much [ __ ] how to make up oh God oh god I think I’m running out of spruce wood oh mama holy [ __ ] I got a bunch let me put this [ __ ] that I don’t need right now oh well you watch your house

I love it I love my house oh my God it scared me you want okay I got my fans gate what else did I need uh oh deep sleep break fans this one oh oh my God oh dude look at that holy [ __ ] oh I’m [ __ ] coming why was that so [ __ ] loud

Um don’t do that again and wow holy [ __ ] look look all right now what what the [ __ ] oh [ __ ] okay I skipped the stab all right oh dude no way oh my arc is shorter than his oh wait what are you talking about oh oh I have like a manly Arc

Oh God no uh or maybe he [ __ ] up and I just did it better damn holy crap dude oh my God oh my God oh my God wait is it here oh yeah yeah oh does it go around too oh oh [ __ ] oh god oh [ __ ] oh my God

Oh my God what’d I do oh they do it wrong oh [ __ ] it did it completely wrong I think I have short-term memory but uh how could I get diagnosed with that could that be outside of dementia my grandma has that oh God oh God oh God that looks correct

Okay now he goes into no [ __ ] way that’s fun that’s cool now what if what if I finished this house off stream what do you think are you gonna think I cheated bump bump yes so what you want to [ __ ] watch me suffer is this your content I’m gonna

Hire the guy from the video I will not do that fine I got nowhere else to be anyways so I’ll say but I’m changing the music back to the Five song playlist and then oh God no way Airy lubed it already [ __ ] lubed oh boys how about come on come on

I didn’t know about this no this one’s different this one’s [ __ ] different dude it’s not the same five songs we haven’t heard the song in like a month since last time we played Minecraft so a month though oh my God I need these same okay okay you know fine give me a

Music genre that you guys want to listen to while I’m playing [ __ ] Minecraft go on Metallica metal the heck and love building a house is a Minecraft even though I take seven hours to build the first few walls and I’m gonna bait me nope yo how about fantasy music

Brazilian Funk what the f how about soya fam yeah buddy oh yeah oh yeah that’s what you get for making me switch the music I I I I I bum bum bam [ __ ] foul and then boom one uh do you have any more logs that are not spruce oh [ __ ]

Had a good job hold on good night oh [ __ ] yo don’t want to chop this tree down it’s kind of like in my view hey [ __ ] you I just know I probably shouldn’t I’m not [ __ ] playing Brazilian funk I don’t even I don’t even know what that is what even type in

The stupid tree it’s Funk but Brazil hmm amazing Funk or Funk what is Funk with that fu no you know what I mean I’m sorry I’m sorry oh I know what I can play yeah you’re gonna love this playlist holy crap dude uh oh my God oh my I’m gonna vomit with my

Inventory maybe I should make another chest yeah that’s a [ __ ] play and this chest is purely for one oh my good wood no no please oh he’s gonna get cut by the stall what my immersion bits come on just die wait did my dog grow oh oh my God

Look how big it is what the [ __ ] oh my God he’s nodding you love me you heads up oh I love you you’re perfect he’s convulsing no he’s [ __ ] isn’t that was pure love no Tetris Instagram [ __ ] hey what was I making I was making a right what was it making

This [ __ ] [ __ ] dude oh no where’s my [ __ ] where’s my sticks where’s my logs what lag well dude didn’t I talk no way what is going on oh holy [ __ ] I I think I have issues I think I found the shoes I’m scared boys I’m scared if they have

The man so can you remind me the things please one two three that’s not enough that’s that’s nowhere near oh my God It’s fun you don’t make me [ __ ] the only thing you’ve ever reminded me of was get fixed boy that’s it that’s the how many more do I need any six baby I love you no no no why look I bet this guy’s really nice too so hot

Can I cut off your tail and use it as a scarf my Gamers still smells sour hottest moment so far what the [ __ ] Dude Looks Like Me old [ __ ] that I’m sure that guy’s nice just not not on that one let the I don’t need dark oak dark oak what does it sound

Okay yeah foreign boys we [ __ ] did it here’s the player [ __ ] it’s fine if I break it I’m gonna get it back right oh God I don’t tell a girl you love them and all of a sudden everyone sees everything you ever saved with no context

I get it back I get it back well did I use all my oh God please please God please and distract Ed because this game was like I’m surprised you’re still on so it’s gonna be like yeah you need to get off but I I was like [ __ ] maybe I shouldn’t say that

Because that sounds like you want me to come I don’t I don’t wanna I don’t want to do any of that but like I’m gonna I’m gonna get off the Stream if you keep saying that you keep reminding me that I’m over time okay what you did Focus oh I’m [ __ ] coming

Could I die from smoke inhalation like this please shovel please last please oh no worries oh [ __ ] my [ __ ] everything’s falling apart I I know how to do this I don’t need help doing those because I know because I’m a gamer because I this is my house thank you

Okay I made the Sounds by myself okay okay did it forget something foreign what is this song um anyways I missed the fence where would you say that oh stay up boy and now now I Tab out to watch my tutorial but I’ll skip it because I’m ahead

Because I made this well what the [ __ ] how do you get that Lantern oh how do I get a lantern iron nuggets I have those a hippos from the ship somewhere here they are eight eight I perfect oh dude what the [ __ ] wait where’s the middle here oh it’s beautiful

Wait is it here or here here holy [ __ ] look and then what is D what does he do what are those oh God no deep slate brick stairs deep slate start bricks no uneven how’s that what are you talking about oh God wait do I like it more pushed in or in

The forward front like that hey ho hey ho I like those all right now right in the game will oh [ __ ] oh Shina 15 that’s it um not anymore oh yeah I do I have more if I needed more I don’t need any more okay and then they didn’t put them in the

[ __ ] front back oh oh God what is he doing that looks that looks great did he did he do it from the ground up hey Dad does it go to the top oh God no no come on look up look up no look up please okay I already decided that I’m not

Doing [ __ ] dark oak but I’ll see what he does with it first before I decide let me see oh wait that was kind of nice whoa okay I kind of like that a little bit it’s just mine is so dark but let’s just let’s just see who looks you seem bigger yeah

That looks good and then what the [ __ ] what does look like that go back he filled it out he filled the whole thing out but first he also put like a he changed this to being a spruce like a soul and he fills that out and he puts a door down

And a button oh interesting what kind of door do we want oh okay okay let me see what kind of toys There is door holy [ __ ] um uh so like uh Cruise door okay boys which one of these do you like the most I’m thinking uh I’m thinking this one told Spruce glass

Door I don’t know why it’s tall oh [ __ ] oh this one pressed I didn’t make it Carpenter’s workbench what the what though what the [ __ ] how do I make that color Panther it doesn’t tell me how to make that oh God oh how do I make it become a carpenter there’s no carpenting

On the server I have cheats on how do I turn them off um let me think about this dude let me think about this a carpenter workbench bottom right what do you mean bottom right but I might [ __ ] want oh oh [ __ ] you’re right I had cheats on oh no

[ __ ] me all right so we need pine wood iron ingot Oak ax crafting table t plank Oak I ever got enough we mean I don’t have enough materials were you saying I have this in my it needs to be specifically an oak ax okay kind of weird don’t [ __ ] tell me

Oh my God I have three I have just enough yes but that’s whoa what the uh okay and now I make a door I think maybe just a randomized door and I slap it in here oh my God oh my god let’s trade this one and this one

And maybe this one too isn’t cool I that looks [ __ ] what the [ __ ] is that sound oh whoa whoa whoa I like this one it’s like a barn door oh this one’s nice too which one which one this one too what the [ __ ] no no I love kids I love kids

I would never I died because I refused to harm a child [ __ ] calm down what the [ __ ] I this one damn yes sir hold on there’s more we can look at more that’s a dungeon door so what everyone do you want to try like oh this one oh you have that one this

This one I guess uh the other one green yellow one this one okay sure hey you want to come home come on man it’s like the B Movie oh yeah get him bad nope nope nope God no there’s like a barn door I like my I like my prison door it looks good

It looks it looks good looks good keep it we’re keeping them and then oh God oh God I have wait how come this door looks so [ __ ] thick how do you get that what when do you do this side that’s dark oak oh no it’s not is that are you sure

Maybe it’s this one yeah right let me see dark oak but his door looked so like no that ain’t it dude oh God whoa whoa that’s all right these doors look so sick look at this one and this one’s got like a gold to it oh man this one’s got like a Triple

Stacker let’s try these ones I mean dude it’s okay I guess nope don’t like it don’t like it don’t like it wait this could be kind of tacky if I get the right accessories with a what do you think no dogs that was shot it’s too fancy yeah for my shack

Little this one no oh God oh my God listen we can talk this out man like why why are you so mad foreign yeah no my my [ __ ] was the best the prison door is just It just fits it fits it’s perfect uh uh bruise log feels like a kitty cat Mario okay

Okay and then oh [ __ ] I Gotta Get Enough oh God what kind of dirt was it oh no it was like the prison one uh and this one I think oh wait these are gonna sit too what is this book one musician what is this whoa I could have a hidden room oh

My God oh my God oh my God oh this one is that my cat blah blah I I mean is this the right [ __ ] door why does it looks like [ __ ] why do they look oh my God oh my God I’m getting claustrophobia in my own [ __ ] house

It’s fine it’s not oh it’s not gonna be like that it’s gonna be nice and cozy and really cute it’s oh God foreign whose [ __ ] idea was it to make it like like this tiny oh God oh God oh God I did not make a mistake nobody knows my house is thin

Nobody knows nobody knows nobody can tell I’m living in a log that’s not even true it’s gonna look nice I’ll build out what the [ __ ] we don’t have those how’d you get these flowers from oh this music um never mind uh what okay listen how do I

Get the uh the bushes that I need because I don’t think I’ve really seen those in my life as the layers or some [ __ ] I didn’t get an azalea bush ing yep where buddy hey hey that’s a good room you’ve made can’t wait to see what the rest of the house looks like

Yeah Ben that guy please he’s making me feel weird oh dude look at this oh what the [ __ ] oh that looks so good perfect it’s like a manner right is it like a bushes are from the semi-rare underground biome do I need shears for them or can I just

Break them in my [ __ ] fast yo blazing welcome back [ __ ] whoa this is fine all right I think I know what you’re talking about them there should be here look at my pink bow oh oh my God this do you see any there oh God um uh uh uh oh

Is that a hit it is that [ __ ] is this it oh my God English Moss that’s the Leia that’s the Leia planned can I boom you come back no oh my God oh my God oh my God I’m getting like philosophobia I can bone meal oh God oh God what the [ __ ] foreign

Holy [ __ ] this one’s got flowers on it oh flowering as a layer what does it mean flowering I feel like I’ve heard that word being used in different context do you flowering is that like losing your virginity oh oh my God oh my God the boat is bugging out okay

[ __ ] wait did I steal someone’s blog um the elongos I think no I I don’t okay this guy wants to build at the top I’m pretty sure not like on the side oh God oh God please me me borrow your aslaya okay fine now okay I’ll respect the clan space

I have to call them they grow in the malls the [ __ ] okay and you said it can bone Millions to get azalea bush yes yes I will go hey what the [ __ ] I okay all right okay [ __ ] wait how do I I don’t know if I have a bone meal

Oh I do have bones is oh all right let’s see how that works oh there it is they’re [ __ ] ass okay I need to share okay oh my God I have enough dude dude we’re popping off right now oh [ __ ] I’m starving stop stop oh my god it worked

I just need the one with the flowers right yeah Hey and now now if I took the tree down it’s gonna give me an azalea sapling right I hope huh oh it did wait but this one’s this one’s a normal one what it grows under the same one oh my God oh my God I can make them forever now holy [ __ ]

I had what do you mean the echoices what ecosystem what is the echo the ecosystem is my tab [ __ ] this house no this bush is so big there’s more discoveries agriculture I could have been a farmer I was very close to being a farmer foreign logs hey what the [ __ ] is this song

God no oh my God how about this Yeah I’m skipping that are you getting me dude I’m not trying to get like I’m trying to feel weird I don’t listen to that with you guys that’s different I put some in the corner oh [ __ ] I [ __ ] up oh my God oh my how do you get those

Hold on why is that one bush shorter what my OCD here okay I’m not doing that it’s an aesthetic oh sure yo oh man I could have a girl I bet he’s gonna put some [ __ ] here but like look for now oh oh dude it’s like a

It’s like a what do they call it like a hedge wool for now for now you love me streams oh Queen I love you I now I need those peonies I really like they’re cold I don’t know my flowers but they’re tall I need tall flowers fish

Do my own [ __ ] why don’t you shut the [ __ ] up huh why don’t you why don’t you do your own [ __ ] and let me do my [ __ ] that’s not my own [ __ ] but someone else’s [ __ ] yeah check me um what was that sound hi dog dog with a w I buddy listen up

Yes oh my pack is this I don’t know you let me streams oh when did I open this Pepsi Max not anytime Oh God that was not fresh that’s just like oh God those is flat as it [ __ ] could possibly ever be two days no no that’s a girl it’d be lucky if it was two days I don’t think it was my [ __ ] my island has no good flowers

On it it’s all just trash what the [ __ ] God how did I tame you you’re so beautiful you have like feet Asthma as v-duber ah we’re like wait it has one husband copied me oh my God you’re admitted me someone we didn’t made sweet from like six years ago

Who the [ __ ] digs that deep that’s scary dude six years like something I posted in 2015 with one like on it that’s spooky which one it was me adding my ex-boyfriend who committed suicide I think this year or yeah I think it was this year which I that shit’s just weird right

Entire socials yeah it was like even a good tweet I was like whoa streaming same time cool I think that’s what it sounds yeah serious doctor Bieber and I looked through their Twitter and I was just it was [ __ ] weird wait what are these bushes jungle leaves what the [ __ ] Mommy

Oh my God what does that smell I just choked holy [ __ ] boys I think my dinner is ready which means [ __ ] you um oh God I’m going to sleep IRL well I’m gonna eat dinner all around but I’m hopping the [ __ ] off foreign but tomorrow

I see yeah some older thirst oh God I hate Thursdays tomorrow uh I think it’ll be live earlier because I’m pretty tired so I’m gonna go to bed soon Ash uh tomorrow I’ll be earlier than today I [ __ ] up today I overslept but uh thanks for all the subs all the [ __ ]

Follows [ __ ] you [ __ ] you [ __ ] you too Anna to you and hey I see you in the [ __ ] chat [ __ ] you specifically [ __ ] all right boys the [ __ ] am I listening to what is this I guess I have to wait for the drop it’s coming it’s coming

Oh yeah thanks thanks for the follows and the child from the gift from the [ __ ] I appreciate it oh fool me on Twitter if you want to know when I go live but if you oh my Discord too if you want to not want to go live it’s coming oh my God

Oh my God boys holy [ __ ] holy [ __ ] hold it